Human Shrek is superior to ogre Shrek. prove me wrong

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he looks like Bolin

>>83832617
I don't see it.

I think you're ogre-exaggerating.

>>83832598
You're right
He has a better butt

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>>83832598
>tfw human Shrek looks like my dad

I don't know how to feel about this

>>83832617

How does Shrek look like a chink?

That's not really the point of the story

>>83833075
Be glad he didn't eat when you were born

>>83833075
Get ogre it man.

>>83832598
>>83832617
For what it's worth, I think you're right, but I have that disease that Brad Pitt has that keeps him from being able to recognize faces.

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>>83832598

Maybe, but ogre Fiona is superior to human Fiona.

>>83833075
>Tfw human Shrek looks exactly like my dad too
Brother?

>>83833075
>>83835895
You both have ugly fathers.

>>83832598
i cant, you right nigga

>>83835264
STEEERRRNNN!

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>>83835448
Ever after Fiona>>>standard ogre Fiona>>>humie Fiona

>>83840071
Standard Ogre Fiona best

Can someone tell me why Fiona was so embarssed to be seen as an ogre in the first movie?

She was being rescued by a fucking ogre I dont think he would care

>>83833075

Is your dad Gordon Brown?

>>83840521
Embarrassment has more to do with how people feel about themselves, as opposed to how others perceive them.

>>83840521

because she was hot and then an ogre, even shrek was aware that ogres are ugly af

>>83832617

Well they do both make me lol

>>83832598
Fat Jimmy Carr.

>>83832598
he has no fat green ogre cock

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>>83835264
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted wooorrrrrrmm.

>>83838693
HANGIN'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!

>>83840521
because she wanted to be better than Shrek, she was a shitty person.
Then she learned the very important lesson of manlets being even worse than fat green monsters, and took love's true form.

>>83835230
>that disease that Brad Pitt has that keeps him from being able to recognize faces.

Wait, is that why he has chocolate rainbow kids, so he can tell them apart?

>>83840521
>Can someone tell me why Fiona was so embarssed to be seen as an ogre in the first movie?

Because she was a hot princess that turned into an onion, and only accepted her inner onion after Shrek realized there was nothing wrong in being an onion.