What am you are favorite bear potato and ragnol

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>>83823832

>>83823832
Who the fuck taught you English

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>>83823832

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>>83824713

These are so enjoyable

>>83825104
>Reginald choosing truth
>ever
Who authorized this

>>83826133
Maybe he became the dare master only after the events of this comic

>>83824282
Does it matter? As long as we understand him, it's all fine and good in my book.

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Why are Reginald's simplistic expressions always so hilarious?

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>>83826430

Are there any of these that are genuinely bad? I really can't think of any

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>>83826524

>>83826237
DEEPEST LORE
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>>83826237
I ALL MAKES SENSE

>>83823832
Will there ever be Nendoroids of Nedroid characters?

Someone post the ghost of Christmas future

>>83827423
No. Funko Pop figures wouldn't surprise me though

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We all know this guy

>>83827423
Better question: Will I ever be able to buy an official DAREMASTER jacket?

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>there are people who still can't pronounce Beartato properly

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>>83823832
Requesting the comic where Reginald gets sunburned

>>83827961
I dare you to make a DAREMASTER jacket

>>83826517
ugh thats shit

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>>83828209

>>83828023
?taught-o right?

>>83829252
Wait that's the wrong one. Still, one of my faves.

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>>83828209
>>83829278

>>83829631
The dialog is just so perfect

>>83829631
My absolute favorite one.

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>no one will ever mistakenly call you Beartaco

>>83830692
I love how well that fits

>>83829631
gotta love the gurren lagaan appriach to combining

>>83824104
Never seen this one.
It's pretty damn good.

How does he manage to stay good so consistently?

>>83831627
My name is Benny

>>83831987
Cause rather than having a schedule he makes a new comic when he thinks of something funny

>>83832081
This.
>other webcomics
I have to shit out something every X amount of days!
>Nedroid
I only shit out things when I have a funny idea.

It's better this way, less, but always good content

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Oh these are always good for a laugh. Oh Reginald! When will you learn? Which comic is up next?

Ha ha ha
Ha
Ha...

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>>83832519

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Posting a favorite of mine

>>83832519
What about Gary? Reginald you forgot Gary!

>>83829631
A fucking battle Dracula.

I'd want a standalone if it didn't ruin the joke.

>>83832868
And Rudl

>>83832664
I want to believe that's real. I really want to.

>>83833104
It's not, obviously, but it cracks me up every time

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>>83833063
Rudl is kinda an asshole.

>>83823832
holy crap i don't remember this one

>>83832519
I came here to laugh, not to look in a mirror and feel

>>83832664
Is this real?

Is this the only web comic that people universally like and absolutely zero drama surrounds it?

>>83828023
I know it's canonically supposed to be pronounced "Beartato" but I just can't stop saying it as "Beartato" in my head.

>>83833319
yes

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>>83823832
My fav

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Love this one. It's just a perfectly sublime setup.

>>83833319
If the author keeps the drama out of the work and stands firm, it stays drama free. As you know, most don't manage this

>>83832747
I've helped old ladies at the market before

Where's my aura?

>>83830750
This joke only works if you pronounce it Beat-tah-toe which is the right way to say it i dont care what anthony says

>>83833448

because it's true?

>>83833559
What I love about this one is
A.Beartato could just be messing with Harrison
B.If that isn't Beartato then Reginald has been playing with a stranger possibly unawares
C.and with the reveal, seemingly unconcerned

>>83829252
Did Reginald get a nosejob?

>>83834089
That's what he looked like in the very beginning

>>83832664
>that text
WTF is this, a meme or some shit?

>>83833604
>This joke only works if you pronounce it Beat-tah-toe
No, it doesn't

>>83834473
>Bear Tay Co
>Bear Tah Co

>>83834291
Is it just me or is it true that whenever Reginald's eyes are filled in he's serious?

I feel that Beartato has the perfect design for a backpack with big ol' zipper teeth.

>>83833678
Nuts, I was gonna post this one.
Good taste though

>>83832519
>not even bothering to get a picture of Harrison
It's the small things

>>83834549
No, you're trying to make something out of nothing. He called him Beartaco because he was thinking about tacos.

>>83828023
It officially rhymes with tornado.

>>83823832
If he's ragnol, then who's longar?

>>83835411
Rudl was a dick

>>83834941
I actually goddamn read that as tor-nah-do.

>>83835935
No, ragnol is still longar than who.

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I greatly enjoy Funny Bear And Bird Show

I googled "Funny Bear And Bird Show" and Nedroid is like the 4th result. Not even this comic in particular

>>83829631
The last panel always kills me

>>83836459
>Years after that initial storyline when they're looking for Beartato, Rudy still appears as Rudl on Reginald's phone
I love it

>>83837314
Bears go the best with birds

>>83823832
all them

>>83837314
>funny bear

Fuck, I thought he was a raccoon this whole time

>>83839500
>Beartato
>BEAR-tato
>a raccoon

>>83830750
i cant tell if he's looking up in reminiscence or if he's just looking at the first panel

>>83832664
Why would you do this?

>>83839555
Oh fuck wow, I'm a moron

>>83840166
Do you feel foolish?

>>83829631
I hate how he uses the word Dracula to mean Vampire

>>83840405
Kind of. I always thought the A was silent and it was pronounced Beer-tay-toh, cause raccoons like to eat out of the trash

>>83836720
Well, yeah. It rhymes with Beartato after all.

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>>83840590

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>>83840540
I think it's funny.

>>83840590
Reginald, are you even old enough to post on 4chan?

>>83840540
but that's what they're called

>>83840590
You are now remembering all the embarrassing things you did as a teenager.

>>83840590
>thought it was pronounced Beer-tay-toh
Ok, that seems really silly but maybe you aren't a native English speaker
>because raccoons eat out of the trash
?????????

I bought my friend the Taco Night '98 shirt.
He loves it.

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>>83840590

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>>83840590

>>83840590
You made my shitty day a lot better.

>>83824713
There's just so many goddamn layers to this comic

Do we all agree this comic is a reaction image goldmine?

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>>83840590
It's like I'm really in nedroid,

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>>83832519
>no contact for "Mom"
Phew. ;_;

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>>83840590
I had a hard time saying his name too but wow you have an amazing imagination.

>>83833935
You've made a leap in logic. What is to say that Reginald doesn't know about Butfranklin.

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>>83840590
Oh boy. A-anthony Clark is that you?

>>83823832
Lost so bad.

>>83840540
2bh honest, I've adopted that particular kink from this comic.

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>>83840590
>>83840166
>>83839500
Can we somehow get this turned into a Nedroid comic?

>>83843199
It really does seem like one, just without images to go with it

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The first time they meet.

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>tfw you'll never have a best friend as dedicated to doing fun/wacky shit as beartato

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>>83843400
DEEPEST LORE

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>>83843454

The suicide one is obviously the most relatable

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>>83840590

>>83843409
>you will never have a long-running webcomic and develop artistic talent over time

>>83840590

I'm gonna believe you even though I think it's bullshit

Anyone got the ones a bunch of kids done?

Those were were cute

>>83828023
I ALWAYS leave out the first t.

>>83843575
There's only 1 T

But how to you pronounce Reginald?

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>>83840590
>I always thought the A was silent and it was pronounced Beer-tay-toh, cause raccoons like to eat out of the trash
I should be confused and vaguely unnerved, but it's 3am, everything is fucking hilarious.

>>83843606
bearTaTo

>>83843615
"Sword"

>>83843409
I'm 32 and have never had a single friend in my life. I wish this was hyperbole.

>>83843409
I am that friend but with add and get bored of it quickly and filled with regret.

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Post a better one. Protip: you can't

Fun fact: Nedroid's artist is the colorist for Dr. McNinja.

Great minds think alike, I guess.

>>83843907
You're right that's one of the best

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I've been trying to understand what makes Nedroid so great. It's so harmless, cute and inoffensive, but god damn if it doesn't have some of the funniest things on the internet.

>>83832664
Requesting the text so I can shitpost

>>83829631
>the fucking combination is just battle turtle on battle dracula's awkwardly hunched shoulders

Love it

>>83840590
>>83840639
Oh boy, perfect.

>>83844099
>no schedule
>probably only posts when he thinks of something funny
>not a woman

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>>83844268

>>83844403
I really need to watch Gurren Lagann

>>83833678
How to address mayors though? For real.

>>83844621
your mayonaisse

>>83844621
Mister Mayor

>>83844637
>>83844650
Your Mayonaisse sounds legit.

>>83844688
I personally enjoy the sound of Mister Mayonnaise.

>>83844621
Pretty sure it's "your excellency", at least where I'm from. Stupid stuff.

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>>83844600
Goddamnit, nedroid makes the funniest comics and all but this wasting perfect wine just enfuriates me

>>83844840
wine tastes yucky

>>83844902

Wine tastes fine. It's collossal mind destroying headaches I get afterwards that I'm not keen on.

>>83844902
I know people break the 18 to post rule, but at least 14 dude, dang.

>>83844969
drink juice

>>83844969
>Wine tastes fine.
it really doesn't

>>83844972
everybody pretends that wine is yummy until they eventually acquire the taste and then forget it was ever yucky

>>83844975

Can I not just skip alchohol altogether and drink Tea? That's what I'm doing now.

Well, that and the drugs. Can't forget the drugs.

>>83844995
juice isn't alcohol, you stoner

Real men drink pussy juice.

>>83844993
>everybody pretends that wine is yummy until they eventually acquire the taste and then forget it was ever yucky
This is how it works for most alcoholic beverages, yes. (Personally I agree; all wine tastes like sour piss, as far as my palate can tell. But then, my beverage of choice is vodka neat, so I'm probably a little bit biased.)

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I love how in every Nedroid thread, the thread spirals onto other topics talking about wines, swords, and such.

>>83845076
The only innocent place on this shithole, bro.

>>83828023
I always call him Beartolt

>>83844993

Alcohol is always an acquired taste. Beer tastes shitty too if you never had alcohol before. Vodka tastes like liquid hell when you're a kid.

So maybe you should go to the store and acquire some taste.

>>83845076

Whomp threads do too, but there's more haters, because sometimes, Ronny makes bad comics.

And there are no bad Nedroid comics.

>>83844993
I normally mix most my drinks but rose wine is delish, and I can always go for a glass of bubbly

>>83845054
how do I learn to love vodka? all my current beverages of choice have too much sugar

>>83844995
caffeine and alchohol are both drugs

>>83845106
Not him, but beer is fine and always has been for me. Wine is disgusting no matter how much of it I drink.

>>83845136
>Move to Russia (If not already)
>Stare into the Window. Turn on News on TV and listen to it
>Do it until you have no other way to cope but vodka

>>83844600
Where did Beartato get that shirt

>>83844602
>Flaming skull lion just wants to feel loved

>>83845187
That used to be Harrison's space suit.

>>83844621

Mayor force be with you

>>83845180
>Do it until you have no other way to cope but vodka

And then you start with Krokodil when vodka don't do anything anymore.

>>83844840

but it was old

>>83833650
they're all true.

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>>83843199
I'm sure someone with more talent than me can do it better but this is how it played out in my head.

>>83845215
>>83827171

>>83845136
>how do I learn to love vodka?
Add juice.
Preferably orange juice (2 to 1 ratio) in a drink known as "Boy scout". And for a good reason too.

>>83845282
>What is a Screwdriver?

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>>83844403
mfw

>>83844463
yes you do. That's like saying you never watched Star Wars.

>>83845238
this is awesome. alt 4th panel: "but the e is silent!"

>>83845238
I feel like the third panel doesn't even need text, just awkward silence.

>>83845106
It's true for the most part, though I've always liked white wine. As a kid only in small amounts of course

>>83845223
Just like Jesus intended

>>83845306
I've never seen evangelion either. I'm put off by the "rebuilds" or whatever. I don't know what I'm supposed to watch, what's canon, etc.

>>83845419
Just watch original show and End of Evangelion

>>83845446
Doesn't the series end with Shinji fucking the entire universe? What are the movies even about? Are they retcons?

>>83844600
haha jesus christ
I love how sincerely they're trying to help tho

>>83844463
Not really tebehe, I got annoyed with it pretty quick.

>>83845451
Watch the original TV series, ignore End of Evangelion if you want, it was just the director's way of flipping off the fans who didn't "get it" and going fully insane with the material.

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>>83845419
>I don't know what I'm supposed to watch, what's canon, etc.
Rebuilds are a shiny reboot, but with some hints there's some kinda flashpoint situation that happened.

viewing order is Original 26 episodes (director's cut version, should be on the platinum boxset version)
then End of Evangelion
(if you feel like it, there's an odd thing called 'Death and Rebirth', which is part deleted scenes, part abstract conversations that never happened at all, and the first twenty minutes of EoE, but you can skip it)

then Rebuild 1.11, then Rebuild 2.22, then Rebuild 3.33.

We're still waiting on Rebuild 4, because Anno had another breakdown and took some time off working on the new Godzilla instead

main thing to keep in mind is the driving force of the story is the character study of the characters and jungian psychology. the giant robots and religious stuff is just window dressing. If something doesn't make sense just take it at face value and focus on what the characters are feeling and why.

>>83845451
not the entire universe, just Earth

>/co/ has more in depth discussion about Eva than the Eva threads on /a/
I'm not even sure why I'm surprised, it should be expected at this point.

>>83836720
That's how you say it in Dutch.

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>>83845076
has anyone here opened a champagne bottle with a sword?

>>83845636
Badass. Shouldn't you be worried about glass shards though?

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>>83845660
if you do it properly there should be no shards and you should be left with a clean annulus

>>83845702
Whenever I have a shower I make sure to clean my annulus last

>>83845702
I just use toilet paper to get a clean annulus.

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>>83843409
>tfw you had that friend but he moved to a different town and you're in different colleges too

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>>83845238
Perfect, now send it to Anthony.

>>83826186
Oh God, I'm Reginald.

>>83829631
Everything about this one is so good.

>>83845451

Don't listen to >>83845474 .

EoE is the actual ending to the series, the last two episodes of Evangelion are only the way they are due to budget cuts and the directors deteriorating mental state.

>>83845918
And here we have some fan art from some of our 'special' fans

>>83845984
EoE is garbage.

>>83846087
You're garbage. Fuck /co/ has some shit taste.

>>83845636
Ok, that's cool and all, but at least he could poor it into a proper flute or coupe.

>>83845636
>back of the blade
>>83845702
>front of the blade

I feel like the back is safer somehow, but I'm not sure why.

>>83844621
the mayor is an elected official, a commoner. they dont carry status like that. thats for whats left of nobility.

>>83844621
I just call him by his first name. I've known him for a while.

>>83845823

>tfw you had that friend and you're still in the same town but he got a gf who fills that role for him now instead making you irrelevant

>>83846906
>tfw your close friends' girlfriends and boyfriends all fucking hate your guts

>>83846354
So do judges but we call them Your Honor?

>>83846103
That's a singular individual opinion, anon.

>>83846917
>tfw get along with all my friends' wives pretty well
>but now they're having kids so our friendship is doomed anyway
Entropy is the natural state of things.

On the subject of wine...
When I was sixteen I went to a party and got smashed and crashed at the place. When I woke up I stole a gallon jug of wine from the host and proceeded to walk home. Less than twenty minutes in I drank the whole thing.
Guess what happened next

>>83849665
You died?

>>83849665
You were destroyed!

>>83849182
Why... why does he have a shovel?

>>83849795
>>83849723
Kek I woke up in the hospital nothing special. Just wanted to bump the thread

>>83849940
Maybe he is digging up the bodies

>>83829631
I love how even though it's just the turtle on the Dracula's shoulder, their cockpits still combined

>>83833336
I bet you pronounce it 'sword' too. Don't you feel foolish.

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>>83843483
DELETE THIS

Also E3BreathoftheWild.png

How do you guys stop your cat from stringing you?

>>83844602
Would you pet the flaming skull lion?

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>>83845943
>Oh Boy, I'm Reginald!

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>>83849665
I have a rule I must leave with a gift from any party.

I have gotten a nice power drill, a huge painting, and some of that rich man beer.

>>83852040
Heh I hope this thread stays alive

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I miss it

>>83844099
He only posts when he thinks of a good one and the humor can be funny and heartwarming and crass but not over the top. It's a kid friendly comic but it'll still surprise you.

>>83826186
This is definitely my favorite. I like it so much that I am that guy who shows web comics to his coworkers

>>83852263
>because all your friends are dead
>reginald is still alive
sensible_chuckle.gif

>>83853040
twist ending: reginald is a ghost of beartatoe's tormented mind made real only to punish himself for surviving the tragedy that took his friends

>>83845943
The one self-revelation I never wanted to make

>>83845636
No but Heathcliff has opened milk bottles with a sword. That's how you know he's a classy cat.

>>83851203
goddan right I would

>>83853345
>one of the comics posted shows that beartato doesn't exist
WHICH ONE IS REAL?
IS THERE EVEN A REAL ONE?

>>83854013
twist twist ending: nedroid is the ramblings of a damaged and lonely man and the fractured reality it portrays is a reflection of the fractured life he leads

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I can't believe no one posted this. This never fails to get me to laugh.

>>83854013
Well lots of other characters acknowledge Beartato, so he is probably real

>>83852263
did this guy ever reappear from his meltdown

>>83855794
No

>>83846157
Both of those are the back of the blade.

>>83826962
This is one of, if not his, first comics with beartato and reginald, and it's still pretty chuckleable.

>>83829631
I've never seen this one? It's not on his website's archive.

>>83844969
that's because you drink too much and get drunk

>>83831627
What does his button say?

>>83856258
Ask me about my dares

>>83856290
tell me about yur dares anon

>>83832519
Story of my fucking life.

>>83839500
Mixing things up with regular show?

>>83832519
>the phone is a gameboy

>>83843409
>You will never have friends at all

>>83844347
>probably only posts when he thinks of something funny
dude's explicitly said that's why he doesn't keep himself to a schedule. only posting a comic when he comes up with an idea he thinks is genuinely worth drawing keeps the comic consistently gold. quality over quantity

>>83845636
Did that to a wine bottle with a knife when the corkscrew broke.

>>83851009
Someone needs to take the first nine frames of this comic and edit Reginald to say "I'm going to shitpost on 4chan!"

>>83858471
They did about 50 years ago

Harrison is a pretty cool guy, why do the comics always focus on Reginald? He is such a big jerk, he never returned my mower, and he is an ass to everyone?

That Harrison though is so funny and cool

>>83860229
Go away Harrison. Nobody likes you, not even your own shadow.

>>83860258
It's true, I hate that guy.

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>>83860229
i do like harrison though

>>83860959
The idea of getting someone a novelty Tombstone is hilarious in itself.

>>83861420
The funniest thing for me is you could end the comic on any of the last three panels and it still works.

>>83861420
Makes me want to go to Target and get one for myself

Sage.

>>83863564
You nigger! How dare you abuse the sacred trust of the sage? Be gone, you, you double nigger!

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A good one that I don't see posted a lot.

anyone got the picture with Beartato and Reginald combining like gurren lagann and one of them is saying stop you're killing me.

>>83862117

I swear to god, this comment is in every single Nedroid thread.

>>83861420
Unfortunately the only company I know that actually does that only delivers in UK.

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>>83824713
I dont get it. This is LOLRANDOM down to a tee, yet it's so fucking hilarious.
What sorcery caused this?

>>83864597
Because even if it appears lolrandom, it has internally consistent logic. It's not using dumb words randomly put together to trick you into laughing, it's using an insane progression of thought to tell an actual joke.

>>83864597
Because it ACTUALLY subverts expectations in stead of repeating the same Official Random Words.
That, and it actually has buildup and a punchline, unlike other examples.
This one is a parody of sorts, too.

>>83864597
Because it's not LOLSORANDOM

It's just regular random

>>83844621
I've always called mine dad

>>83855236
>I've been stubbed!
Hearty kek.

>>83854013
neither of them are real

nedroid isn't a real comic

you're rambling incoherently to yourself imagining other people are discussing it with you

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>>83849182
I love it when the comic takes a weird turn into horror territory.

>>83865815
>Beartato's friends are all dead and Reginald's ghost haunts him
>But Beartato is a figment of Reginald's imagination and has to simulate him

HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO. WHO IS REAL. WHO ISN'T.

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This actually works.

>>83866175
Internet providers must HATE him!

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>>83863713
I love that, despite the lack of continuity in the comic, jokes like Dracula being a generic term for vampire and internet pizza being a thing are brought up multiple times.

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>>83866238

>>83865747
>Later comic has him find his future tombstone
I like to think it was intentional.

>>83865815
All this time I've been misreading that last bit as 'let's go hang out with Harrison' and it always made me laugh. The actual line is ten times funnier. Didn't think that was possible.

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>>83845751
>>83845750
Funnily enough, they both come from the same latin root "annus". Same with annual.

>>83866321
No, annual comes from the word for years, not the word for ring.

>>83866332
Ah, but what do the bells do every new year, eh anon?

>>83866393
they go up my anus

oh now i see what you mean

>>83866428
Anus diving anus-bell anus ready!

>>83866332
Huh so I actually checked.
Annus does mean year and anus does refer to a ring, or an opening to I *think* an aqueduct, or you know, an actual butt.

Via PIE they have the same root, ano*. The more I know.

>>83848766
become the cool uncle?

>>83866287
But he died choking on a piece of dry toast while doing his taxes

>>83866798
When was this?

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>>83867501

>>83867666
thats a vision of the future

he can still change

its not too late for him

>>83866798
Who do you think gave him that piece of toast!?

>>83867711
Does this mean Reginald does his taxes in a hall of mirrors?

>>83867666
I thought they didn't do their taxes though since neither have jobs

How do we fix Harrison?

>>83867666
Could there be possibly even a more boring way to die?

>>83868051
Harrison doesn't need fixing, he is a great guy. What he needs is more comics about him and for Reginald and Beartato to hang out with me more often

>>83868051
cryogenic freezing until a point in the future where technology has advanced enough

>>83868063

In your sleep

>>83868063
Possibly. I think the idea of choking/suffocating to death is pretty brutal. You're fighting for your life with something incorporeal as your sanity just ticks away with your breath. You go briefly fucking insane when you're close to suffocating.

>>83868128
I choked on a bacon once for a few seconds, pretty terrifying desu.

>>83868118
There's a lot of ways to die in your sleep.
>Old age
It's pretty heavy and carries a lot of weight when someone lived out their full life
>Disease
It's just depressing and only going to inspire someone somehow
>Murder
You got murdered. Pretty not boring.

>>83868166
Makes me wonder how it feels getting shot in the head on your sleep.

>>83868188
Probably an extremely brief moment of pain you're not going to recall or dwell on because you'd be too dead to.

>>83868063

waiting at the DMV

>>83868278
>You take a break from doing your taxes at the DMV to take a nap and you have a quiet brain aneurysm.
>No bothers to wake you up until you are found dead after closing

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>>83868166
>murdered by the disease we call old age

What's the comic where Reginald says "No, no, this is actually a problem"?

>>83868507
Something about st Patrick's day, IIRC.

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>>83868690
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SO CUTE

I think Regenald is my husbando.

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What's the general consensus about this series around here? I love it desu

>>83868743
nedroid draws some cute ladies

>>83845943
>>83853452
-Reginald Danger Safety, 2016

>>83868947
Please post them so that I may draw some.

>>83832664
>I actually do this to my brother when I find a daddy-post copypasta

>>83869050
My fave.

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>>83832868
>Implying Reginald would ever text gary

>>83870012
Remember when Gary was Chief and he was respected by all?

>>83845136
Guy you replied to; you can do what I did.

Drink vodka.

(More specifically, screwdrivers [vodka + orange juice], nazi screwdrivers [vodka + orange Fanta], and parade nazi screwdrivers [whipped cream-flavored vodka + orange Fanta; if you do it right it tastes exactly like an orange cream soda].)

Also, cut sugar out of your diet, you fucking literal space whale. Shit tastes better when you're not hammering your palate with a coke-dusting of sucrose day in and day out.

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>>83845136
>>83871316
Oh, also, for relaxation, I like to spike my vodka with tea, though sometimes I'll get fancy and drink a few gin & tonics, if I happen to have some limes on hand.

>>83832173
Perry Bible Fellowship uses the same "schedule"

The tradeoff is that not updating on a regular schedule reduces your site traffic.

>>83832747
>Reginald's Bizarre Adventure

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>>83871346
>PBF
Speaking of which, the newest one has me dying.

>>83833559
>My sides
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>Low Earth Orbit
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>Atmosphere

>>83828023
ber-tate-oh?

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>>83871400

>>83865815
>the simulation is two-tone
>the real world is in color
I NEED ALL THE COLOR COMICS, RIGHT NOW.