Voltron: Legendary Defender

No clue
I never watched Voltron before this

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i need pidge fan art and fics
NOW

I wouldn't mind for the show to make new villains, but I'm not an original Voltron fan so thats just my filthy-casual opinion.

>>83823349
They say Netflix ordered 52 episodes total.

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>>83822600
>>83822566
>Ouch. Hopefully after Lance leaves the team realizes how much they need him? Maybe? Please ;A;

Or maybe...

>he returns to Earth
>Pidge and Hunk are confused because it seems like their computers are missing
>Lance stole them and hands them and all the Voltron data they contain to Galactic Garrison
>Eventually, the Voltron Force has to return to Earth because a large contingent of Garla are headed there
>By the time they reach the Solar System, they see that all of the Garla headed that way have been wiped out by a titanic presence
>they discover that Galactic Garrison has created their own (admittedly inferior and vastly more compartmentalised) Voltron to protect the Earth...and pretty much JUST the Earth from the Garla Empire
>And Lance (because of his experience at space battles) Forms the Head
>Allura doesn't like the idea of there being more than one Voltron as it could easily fall into the hands of Zarkon who could mass produce the copy
>Galactic Garrison agrees, which is why it's going to be taking the ORIGINAL Voltron as well, just to be on the safe side
>Unfortunately for the technically more powerful VF, Lance not only gave the Galactic Garrison the plans, but also advised them on how to defeat the Five Lions if they ever had to come to blows
>ex. incapacitating the Yellow Lion as it's the slowest and Voltron can't be formed without it, and using attacks with large blast radiuses to hit the fast but lightly armoured Red and Green Lions
>So it winds up being the new Vehicle Voltron against Shiro in the Black Lion and whoever they got to pilot the Blue
>SYMBOLISM!
>Black and Blue actually manage to get the new Voltron on the ropes because Lance is full of too much DRAMA and FEELINGS to command properly
>Galactic Garrison ends the fight by holding the other three downed pilots hostage
>Prison/Earth Focus Episode follows

Bad End Times All Around!

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>>83823349
Cute brown girl.

Wasn't an anon making a Rule 63 fic on the other day? Did it get finished?

>>83823436
Source? Cause that's great to hear.

Three more thirteen episode dumps. Sounds good to me.

>>83823466
No sauce, just bullshit.

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>>83822499
>>83822515
>episode where the villain was someone who sought out the Lions so he could fight back against the Garla Empire and save his world
>along the way, his entire search party was wiped out
>finally makes it to the Lion
>the Force Field won't let him through
>tries everything he can to get it to open, but because he only knows part of the legend, he doesn't know about the preferences that the Lions have
>gives up and returns home
>the Garla wiped out his entire race while he was gone
>now that Voltron is back, he has a massive hate-on for the Lion that spurned him and the Paladin it chose

Has to be either Green or Yellow since Keith has enough plot importance all ready.

Post gay.

>>83823575
or, you know

don't

>>83823575
>>83823593

Post pseudo-gay of Lance fucking Pidge before he knew she was a girl!

>>83823593
Or do.

>>83823446

Wayy too much bullshit drama for a cartoon aimed at 7+ audience. Reminds me of Legend of Korra and that show was a big mess in later seasons because of said bullshit drama.

can we please not turn this into faggy general? I don't want to see a good show soiled by a bad reputation because you guys can't contain your autism

>>83823647
It is already a shipping general.

>>83823658
To clarify I don't mean faggy as in gay although shipping of any kind is cancer

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>>83823349
I think that if it does well by their metrics then Netflix will want to keep it around as long as they can. They already have a strong foothold on the live action genres and would probably love to have a flagship show for children's animation as well. Voltron is ideal for this because it comes from an already well established brand. It also has a secondary demographic appeal like a lot of animated western shows these days, (which is way we're discussing it here) thanks in a large part to the team behind it.

I'm not sure how much room they might have for new villains though. The Garrison group from Earth seemed to be hiding quite a few things, but it's hard to imagine any organization from earth being a threat after defeating a 10,000 year old galactic super-Reich.

>>83823647

There is a Sokka clone, a Bolin clone, and a Zuko clone. This show is inevitably going to attract an army of fujoshits.

>>83823612

>I thought you of all people knew I was a girl. Didn't you say "no homo" after we were done making out?
>That doesn't mean what you think it does, Pidge...

>>83823719
Wasn't there a more ancienter evil in the original?

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>>83823532

>>83823647
The threads have been doing pretty good so far. As long as people don't start posting their fetishes or personal stories for some reason.

>>83823653
>Problem isn't her skills, its her ability to fake it.
Implying the military wouldn't try to actively bury there mistake.
Also they all have private rooms in the academy. All she'd have to do is pass minimum PT after a fashion and the standards for teenagers might be abysmally low.

>>83823833
it will happen to your general as it happens to all generals

end it now and the Netflix release schedule will set you free

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>>83823808
>no homo
lol short but good

>>83823879
The threads are usually just labelled as a talkback thread or people go to a random one. I don't think it's really a general.

It hasn't even been a full week yet since the episodes were released. Putting up episodes all at once sucks for fandoms.

>>83823815
To be honest I'm not really sure as it's been a long time since I've seen any of the original

wikipedia seems to have a decent list of all the characters including villains:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Voltron_characters

Not sure what they'd have access too or how much they'd want to use but, that Wade guy towards the bottom could be pretty easily adapted into being from the Garrison. And the Dragon-voltron thing could be something the Druids whip up after being able to capture the real Voltron.

>>83824078
This is Wade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xou5RbEvpxI

>>83823349
That is the worst picture of short haired Korra I've ever seen.

>>83823973
it's the one thing I dislike about the netflix release system, and it's not really even an objective negative, it just makes it harder to discuss the show "live" so to speak.

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Watched 4 episodes so far. It's watchable, but feels very generic. The enemies, the robot, the names etc.

Saw this again. Would fug Pidge

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>>83824503

She's cute.

>>83824477
Yeah, it's pretty simple. But I don't find that bad for some reason.

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>>83822600
>>83822566
At the end of the episode or after a short subplot arc, Lance gets the opportunity to confront Allura and Coran about it. They acknowledge that almost everything the villains said was true, but not entirely. The fact that almost anyone could pilot it is what's so important about this Lion and its Paladin.

That at even the direst of hours,

Where all intellect and reason has been quashed

When there is no one left to lead

When it seems like there is nothing left to protect

Any willing soul can jump right in and choose to be brave, allowing the qualities needed for the other Lions to flourish once more.

After all, to defeat evil, one must first believe that they can.

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>>83824514
btw, did team discover her identity?

>>83824542

Shiro called her Katie, but I don't think I ever saw her telling the others about her real name although she's brought up the thing about her missing family.

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Am I the only one who thought Pidge was trans at the end of episode 3?

>>83824542

She does, but it turns out everyone except Lance knew. Hunk, Keith and Coran were guessing already, Shiro knew all along, while Allura was told by her mice.

>>83824619

Fuck off back to Tumblr.

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>>83824619

>>83824619
Naw, tumblr thinks this as well.

>>83824638
I mean, to be perfectly fair.

The whole "girl disguises herself as a boy to join military and save her dad" thing is so played out, I was actually skeptical that they would do something that trite. I mean come on, Pidge's plot arc is something Disney made a movie about twenty years ago.

>>83824679
I wish she was still a Ninja like Pidge Classic was.

>>83824624
Coran, if you can take him at face value given how goofy he can be, always knew and was shocked when she said it only because thought it meant they were supposed to have treated her like a boy the entire time.

>>83824733
Well she kind of is. Her weapon is a grappling hook, and she tends to be very "indirect" in her fighting style.

>>83824624
I feel like most of them were only saying that to be polite.

Keith's reaction was sorta like "uh... yeah, I knew that!" Like he was playing it off cool, not wanting to look stupid. Which fits his hotblooded personality.

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>Sweaty Pidge
Whew.

>>83824921
I don't know why but I really like the facial expressions. This show does them well.

>>83824921
>you will never taste Pidge's sweaty nuts

>>83824921
That one fart joke aside, I can see Lance being the nicest smelling member of the Voltron Force.

Even nicer than Allura somehow.

Was anyone else relieved when they found out Pidge was a reverse-trap? I've always been straight up hetero and never deviated from that, but even in the first episode Pidge seemed "off" to me. Only afterwards did I realize that I was just picking up on the subtlety.

>>83825312
No Kanji, you weren't the only one.

>>83825312
It's what got me to watch the show.

>>83825348
Funny you mention that, this is also how I got into Persona 4.

>>83825312

There were hints even in the first episode. When Lance holds up the picture of "Pidge and his girlfriend" you can see that "Pidge" in that picture is much taller than the actual Pidge.

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>>83824872

>>83823349
How big do you think Shiro's tits are? Those suits don't give a good indication.

>>83824872
She had pretty cool fight scenes. Her weapon isn't the best for direct combat like Keith's but it's very useful for messing with the environment and tripping people up.

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>>83825571
Hilarious, and oh-so relevant.

Grappling hooks are truly the ultimate lady weapon. But Pidge's weapon doesn't simply ensnare and constrict; it has a blade that can cut through steel. Like Freud's worst nightmare, it has TEETH.

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>>83823575
No homo though.

Anyone who saw the original Voltron know what the plot and cast were like? Or was it mostly monster-of-the-week nonsense?

Quick question. Is this a reboot or is it in continuation of the first voltron? Can I watch this version without having seen the original?

>>83825988
reboot

>>83825988

I think it's a reboot. Some of the characters have been changed from the original versions. I never seen another Voltron series and managed to understand the plot of the new one.

>>83825908
Every episode has a similar pattern
>Lotor has dumb plan to kidnap the Princess
>One of the Lions can't take off for some reason
>Manage to foil Lotor's plans, so he sends a giant monster
>Alright team, let's form VOLTRON!

I'd say about 90% of it follows that formula.

>>83825988
Reboot and the original Voltron aged really badly anyway so you're not missing much.

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>team tends to forget that Pidge is a grill
>heads to the changing rooms after a hard mission
>Pidge just sort of hanging around awkwardly while they joke around and start undressing
>fumbles with her clothes a little but otherwise just stands around
>oh god Shiro's undressing, all those scars...
>fffff Lance just took his shirt of holy shit he's like sculpted caramel under there
>is Keith taking his pants down? don't look don't look don't look...
>oh fuck Hunk has a gut but goddamn those arms...
>Pidge's face when

>>83825988
It's a reboot that takes some elements from Voltron and at least one name from GoLion (Shirogane).

It's similar but different enough it's definitely it's own thing

>>83826105
It's almost like a reverse harem anime if you think about it.

Nerdy sorta plain girl, through a twist of fate, must hang out and bond with four different flavors of excellent husbando in a close, intimate environment from which there is no realistic way of leaving.

>>83826105
d'you think Pidge has a puffy vagina?

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>>83825908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FurRIjdBgYk
What an amazing anime.

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>>83826105
>fffff Lance just took his shirt of holy shit he's like sculpted caramel under there

>>83825901
Is there a second part?

>>83826263
Are those women voiced by men?

>>83823808
God fucking damn, Misha started watching the show. This general is going to turn to shit fast.

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holy shit I'm dying

>>83823808
>fujoshits

You weren't here for the early threads when those girls were lusting after the reverse trap, were you?

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>>83826444

This artist alone will make the Voltron fandom thrive.

>>83826444
>Haggar was on their honeymoon
>that dress
lmao


>>83826105
>>fffff Lance just took his shirt of holy shit he's like sculpted caramel under there
Pidge knows whats up

>>83826477
tfw knowing she's a grill only makes my clit harder

>>83824477
It's based on an animated Japanese show that not even the Japs thought was original. If they deviated too much from the source material, people would complain that it's not really a remake.

>>83824619
Look at this, three of the heroes are scrawny as sticks, while one of them is also a manlet, literally 5 foot nothing. The other is a overweight pig. Only Shire has a heroic build fit for a hero. Everyone else is wanting.

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>>83826263
>the cake scene
>pidge's voice/all the voices
>smacking pidge with a dead rabbit
>everything

I can't stop laughing.

>>83826263
Sven and Pidge are so bad it loops around to being good.

>>83826583
Hunk is bearmode, not fat. He is an engineer, after all.

Just look at those biceps, they're as wide as Pidge's whole body.

>>83826444
What's their tumblr url?

>>83826477
>You weren't here for the early threads when those girls were lusting after the reverse trap, were you?

No, I just marathoned this series a couple of days ago. I finished watching it yesterday.

Just lurkan for fanart and fics about Pidge and/or Allura.

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>>83826626

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>>83826750
http://autumn-sacura.tumblr.com/
http://obscene-sacura.tumblr.com/
It's great and she has good taste in husbandos.

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>>83826315
Sort of?

>>83826830
>I'm holding.. my own hands! Oh god, I'm holding hands! Twice!

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>>83825312
Pidge giving Lance the bedroom eyes sort of look got me thinking that Pidge is hiding something. Seriously, you do not give a guy this look.

>Pidge is hiding something
a pair of sweet puffies on slightly raised cones, yes.

I just started the show today, a lot better than I thought it'd be.

>that scene where Allura is trying to push Pidge to admit she's a girl

Where the /u/ at?

>>83826866
>Hunk fucking Lance in the ass
Wow

>>83826444
HAGGAR TITS

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>>83826866
Amazing stuff.

>>83823349
How can someone with more than 2 brain cells watch this crap.

2 seconds in the first ep Kerberos Moon of Pluto. They show a large spheric moon, Kerberos is a 12*4,5 km potatoe.

Aliens speak english - no one gives a shit.

Droped.

>>83827113
Good you wouldn't know what fun was if it raped your ass.

>>83827113
The way you type reminds me of that famicom shitposter

>>83827113
I want to appreciate your opinion, I truly do, but I can't take anyone who can misspell 'potato' and 'dropped', not to mention end a question with a period instead of a question mark, seriously in the slightest. Please graduate fifth grade before posting here again.

>>83827166
Looks like you have to enjoy ass rape to eat up this shit.

>>83827166
>>83827211
>>83827230
>Actually replying to it
jeez you guys

>>83827230
The old grammar nazi trick doesn't save the show.

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>>83827264
This. That person isn't even trying.

>>83827000
Speaking of Haggar tits
http://obscene-sacura.tumblr.com/post/145823541438/kawaii-moe-witch-haggar
Motherfucking

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>>83826263
>EVENPUSSYCATHATESYOU

>>83826444
I wanna fug that Shiro

>>83827362
In Galra society, he's known in public as 'the Champion', and in private as 'Sendak's Sloppy Seconds'.

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>>83827113

>>83827418
How big do you think Sendak's benis is?

>>83827445
>4 replies
Good enough for you suckers.

>>83827485
Is it barbed?

>>83827538
How are bat dicks shaped?

>>83827538
>Matt's spent the past six months taking a thousand barbed Galra cat dicks a day
>the dad didn't survive the first month of the constant catcock rapes

Pidge is in for a surprise if they find what's left of him.

>>83827629
They look more like cats.

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>>83827538
>Galra Trash Party was a thing
time to fap

>>83827701
>Galra Trash Party was a thing
Well I've never heard that term before.

>>83827717
I was making a riff on HYDRA Trash Party. It's my favorite guilty pleasure.

>>83827696
Bat dicks are shaped like entire cats? Damn that must be confusing. How do they tell which pussy is pitching and which one is catching? Do they get weirded out when they see cats just walking around in the open?

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>tfw wanna draw Allura and Pidge fanart but im shiet at drawing.
someone pretty please do it for me.

>>83826263
danny de vito hunk voice

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>>83827779
>im shiet at drawing.
it isn't fair scat artist can draw straight lines for shit

>>83827779
What are you looking for precisely?

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>>83827802
It's tresh. Everything the castle serves is tresh. He's gonna make it his responsibility to cook up something that isn't total gahbej.

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>>83827818
cute cuddling and the like

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>>83826263
Jesus Christ, that little girl's voice.

>>83827629
they're pretty hilarious looking. they basically look like bad drawings of human ones
like you know that cliche 'dick drawing' where it's a straight-ass tube and the head is just a half circle with a slit drawn in it at the wrong perspective, and the balls are just drawn on the side like actual balls?
source: googled bat penis

>>83827701
>Shiro slowly mind broken into enjoying his repeated rapes and gangbangs at the hands of the soldiers until he's conditioned to become a willing Galran slave

>>83827779
i would maybe but allura is not alluring to me at all. i'd rather draw pidge with her brother

>>83827928
Doujin when?

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>>83826890
I had suspicions from the first ep but this was the nail in the coffin for me. dudes DO NOT sit like that.. ever.

>>83827928
>Shiro asks Allura if she can shapeshift a Galran cock.

>>83827953
Oh my god Pidge is so cute HNNNNNNNGH

>>83827930
no incest please, rather have Shiro and pidge then but you are the artist after all. (i assume)

>>83827863
You sicko. Cute cuddling... in underwear?

>>83827992
well i'm not THAT artist. actually i think next i'll go for some pidge-in-towel. for some reason just the casual partially-uncovered antics of pidge appeal to me the most. especially dealing with ablutions
>>83827953
haha yeah. it'd squeeze yer nuts somethin fierce

>>83828043
Yes, lord forgive me for my sins

>>83827953
I figured Shiro would do seiza like a good and dutiful Nippon-jin.

>>83828115
eh.. what?

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>>83828145
Proper way to sit in Japan.

>>83827953
Lance Why? Do guys do that, lean all up on each other?

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>>83827954
Why settle for one?

>>83827953
I'm MTF and I sit like that sometimes. It's hecka uncomfortable if you have a male hip structure.

>>83828212
Not really, but if you're best bros no one is going to care.

>>83828212

Yeah, when you're out in the field, sometimes people will lean their backs against each other. It helps keep you from falling backward if you're tired.

>>83828244
So biologically female cis Pidge confirmed?

>>83828275
It was never implied otherwise.

>>83828275

I get the feeling a lot of havent gotten that far into the series?

>>83828212
Yeah, totally. Bros totally do that.

>>83828230
FOREST COCK STORM!!

>>83828302
I did but, I was sorta mocking the people who believed that the Garrison was attentive enough to notice Pidge being a girl.

>>83827953
But she should be spreading her legs wide. Owning back her space from the mansplaying. Hur hur hur.

>>83828351
I'm sure they were limited by federal laws that they had to accept Pidge by the gender he put on the forms or face legal action. Brave new future and all that.

Hunk is actually officially classified as a vegetable, which is perfectly legal, but also unfortunately the result of Lance fucking with his files as a joke.

>>83828275
I don't see how there's any room for doubt.

Pidge has a female VA, feminine mannerisms, presents as female in flashbacks, and is obviously distressed at having to cut her hair. And she calls herself a girl. She's a cis girl.

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>wasn't digging Allura for most of the series
>mfw she can change her height, skin tone and turns out to be super strong

>>83827921
Thanks for taking that bullet for me anon

>>83828432
Giant Purple Pidge Eater.

>>83823349
Is is only me? or Shiro is kind of a Gary Stu. I'am in episode 2 and everyone keeps failing except him. I mean i know he was the top in his class and train more years than the others but still

>>83828501
go away

>>83828404
No, not really. She's actually Matt. He escaped on his own when transported to the mines after Shiro saved him from gladiatorial combat. Unfortunately he wasn't in very good condition by that point, beaten, malnourished, and filled with guilt at leaving the others. His mind cracked and he instead creates the delusion that he's his sister Katie who has to dress like him to get into the academy on his imperative to save the others.

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>>83827953
I want to drink Lance's juice.

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>>83828432
>>83828475
>she transforms into pidge but with big tits and ass

>>83828566

I cant stop hearing finn every time he opens his mouth.

>>83828566
Anon that's lewd.

>>83828579
Hot Pidge on Pidge action.

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>>83828517
>that head-cannon

>>83828244
Male hips suck in general, it's why we have to spread our legs. Please to be explaining to your ladies that men don't manspread because we want to throw our testosterone around. Sitting with knees together is super uncomfortable.

>>83828604
The signs are all there, friend. They aren't even being coy about this obvious truth.

>>83828432

Very yes.

>>83828579
>>83828603

You bastards can't even bring yourselves to talk about delicious Allura without your lust for Pidge blocking out all else.

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>>83828517

>>83828212
Its a military bro thing
You wouldn't understand

>>83828212
Lance is just open with his body and is the most touchy-feely.

>>83828501
>I mean i know he was the top in his class and train more years than the others but still

>he was formally trained to be good at what he does
>turns out that training made him... good at what he does
>GARY STU YOU GUYS

Am I being rused, or are you really this stupid?

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>>83828668
Who doesn't love Giant Space Mama Zordon.

I just think teasing the Pidge would be a fun hobby for her.

>>83828687
Girls do it too. Usually we lay on top of each other on the couch watching movies and stuff.
Imagining Lance and Hunk doing the same makes me blush though.

>>83828764
lets not forget everyone else on the team is supposed to be incompetent

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>Princess Allura with her hair tied up in her Plugsuit

It's like the animators know what I wanted.

>>83828850
>brown, pointy-eared, blue eyed space elf with her hair tied up in a plugsuit

How can they top it?

>>83825227
Stop making me imagine what Allura and the Paladins smell like. It is weird, creepy, and I can't help but contemplate it to the point that I too seem weird and creepy.

>>83828934

Lotor will be a girl.

A purple, pointy-eared, yellow-eyed space elf with her hair tied up in ceremonial battle armor.

>>83828432
I also like this incarnation of Allura a lot. Cool powers, good with machines, and actually has a personality beyond "generic cartoon princess." She's like a less sadistic Princess Bubblegum.

I don't think there's a single bad character in this show. Even Coran has grown on me.

>>83828764
This, plus he's the only member who actually has some real-world combat experience.

>>83825312
Actually, I had a dream that revealed the sexy truth to me before I even saw the big reveal.

>>83828603

Allura X Pidge when?!
I need those delicious brown princess tittays pressed up against dat pale tomboy DFC.

>>83828825

It's usually to help balance. If you're wearing body armor, it sucks with your center of balance. If you try to sit down, you might end up falling backwards, so you usually need to sit against a tree or wall.

If you're in the desert or an open field or some other place where trees/walls are unavailable, you're teammate will have to suffice.

>>83829067
>Even Coran has grown on me.

Has anyone done a "Hello, I'm Nigel Thornberry" parody with him?

>>83828501
Shiro is the only one with actual combat and pilot experience, being a gladiator champion and pilot of exploration mission, when the rest of the group are still cadets training to be explorers. Not only is he older, has fought the Empire, but he has an advanced alien prosthetic that can hack into the enemy's machines. There's a reason why he's the leader, he's the veteran captain among green horn rookie recruits.

>>83829124
>If you're in the desert or an open field or some other place where trees/walls are unavailable, you're teammate will have to suffice.
That makes sense. So, you were in the military then? That's a lovely image you've given me. Soldiers leaning on each other, forming close bonds in the harsh unforgiving fields of battle.

>>83829124
>not Pidge rubbing oil on Allura's brown skin

>>83829235
peanut oil

>>83828965
Hunk smells like spam.

>>83829259
Goddamnit.

I need this.

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>>83829067
I'm simply "intrigued" by the possibilities Allura has. Considering whatever depictions artists use would technically be cannon

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Who do I have to contact to get those model sheets with turnarounds.

>>83829401
This needs a perfect loop.

>>83829287
I imagine cheap soap, cheap deodorant, and the body odor it fails to cover completely.

>>83829459
god because they don't exist

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>>83829459

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>>83829618
Yes, they do. Along with the other paladins.

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Post lions.

>>83823349
>Voltron doesn't have a lot of villains
Zarkon, Haggar, Sendak, Lotor, Cossak, Queen Merla, Mogor, and Carp

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>>83829758
the comfiest lion?

>>83829779
i can't believe the former blue paladin got those made

God damn this is the shittiest Votron thread so far. You should all be ashamed.

>>83829828
It will only degrade from here.

>>83829459
With the green coloration, it's really hard not to think of "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command".

>>83829844
Once people who were busy all week decide to marathon the show this weekend due to all the fan content made so far.

>>83829459
if the show had a tumblr, they'd post it there.

>>83829779
MAKE THIS REAL MERCH REAL

>>83829779
Makes me wonder if the castle is just stocked with lion based merchandize. Maybe a giftshop? Or there is a machine to make pajamas? Or Coran is very fast with a needle and thread.

>>83829504
Lance is the only one who knows about hygiene. The rest must smell like pigs.

>>83830006
i'd like to believe the former paladin owned them

I hope Shiro loses one limb each season.

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What do laser guns sound like?

>>83829818
Blues don't give a fuck, its awesome.

>>83830145
Pa-chew pa-chew pa-chew~

>>83830145
BWONG, BWONG, BWONG or
bzzt,bzzt,bzzt or nothing in space

>>83830006
I like to think that Blue Lion gave it to him.
Seems like a lion that appreciates comfort.

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>>83830145
Voltron?

>>83830245
what did he mean by this?

>>83830081
>>83830225
I don't know, I prefer to think there's a gift shop somewhere in the castle.

>>83830280
but why? the castle is self sustaining they don't need money unless you mean a literal gift shop where they just give swag out

>>83827113
>2 seconds in the first ep Kerberos Moon of Pluto. They show a large spheric moon, Kerberos is a 12*4,5 km potatoe.
yeah, this did trigger my autism, too... but then I thought "who cares?"

>>83830352
Part of diplomacy is giving gifts. Every freed planet gets lion themed merch.

>>83829259
Slippery Allura just ends up sliding across the castle on her rump.

>>83830245
Is he autistic?

>>83830490
It's still a possibility he was just fucking with Lance like with the maze.

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>>83830490
No, just an alien.

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Who?

>>83830598
ARE

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>>83830528
But that's happened three times already, like the part at the Balmeras where he didn't get Lance's commands.

And pretty sure that was Lance being impatient. He literally told him to think about what he said, but Lance wasn't really listening.

>>83830598
Prorok's subordinate.

Prorok is the head of the military.

>>83830598
I need to rewatch the show. All the aliens looked the same to me.

>>83830598
Don't you see the white stripes in his hair, it's an avatar of Shiro.
His memory problems are because his mind has been split across two entities as part of Haggar's twisted experiments.

>>83830598
ZEB?

>>83830598
The second in command of the Galra with the Ramba Ral-like body. Prorok or whatever his name is. Prorok has said he doesn't like how chummy the druids are with Zarkon so it's likely he's orchestrating a rebellion within the empire.

>>83824903
Hunk knew.

Don't ask how.

>>83824679
I like that it was because she needed to hide her identity because she just broke into fucking Galaxy Garrison and swore to never, ever give up when caught.

>>83830678

CARABAST

Cree Summer is really wasted in that role. she sounds too young and healthy

>>83828404
but cutting her hair made her look like a girl instead of a mighty viking warrior

Can someone post that poster again.

Who is that guy and how did he even get a poster of the cast in those weird outfits. Why does it look like they entered a retro space anime?

>>83828764
we don't really have a term for "a mary sue but justified for the plot"
i think tvtropes calls that 'an ace' but that's retarded.
nobody's saying it's bad, just that it's kind of surprising and it stands out.. to have one character that much more competent and experienced than the others. he's like the team dad

>>83829235
>not pidge doing a full examination to learn everything about alien biology

>>83830843
Well, they are all just new cadets + 1 dropout and he's a seasoned professional, of course he's better than them.

>>83829858
god dammit, can't unsee. that ruins it
not that i loved the suits to begin with. the shoulder things are dumb, and the crotch areas have no armor

>>83830006
I think there is a machine to make basic needs. It's limited, but it's not really difficult to imagine us inventing something like that if we really wanted it. just a universal fabricator

>>83830932
Just don't store it next to the symbiote vending machine.

>>83830245
am i just deaf? i dont recall this being his thing. i havent noticed him being obsessive about voltron at all..

>>83830731
"Prorok" means "prophet" in Polish

>>83830418
i was just surprised to find out about the existence of more moons around a planet that shouldnt have enough gravity to hold any in orbit. but we've discussed it already.
stupid lucky pluto. all we get is one moon. one lousy moon with one sixth gravity and like one twentieth the volume.. which is apparently because gravity drops off so hard at distance that smaller things have proportionately more gravity? so like, i guess even jupiter's surface grav would only be like 4gs.. or was it 10.. either way less than youd expect.

>>83830262
It's a line in the show, Lance tries to come up with a Battle cry "I say Vol you say Tron, Vol" and then Keith just says Voltron over and over, probably to mess with him.

>>83830888
like i said, it's justified
it's just kind of weird. not what most stories do.
i mean yeah that character exists often but not usually as a member of the main team.

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>>83830912
I think they work on Power Ranger technology, even the seemingly unarmored parts are still protected.
You can see that when Haggar injures Shiro, exposing the electrical components to his armor.

>>83830958
hahahahahhaha yes. oh god. in retrospect that was nutty as a granola bar.

>>83825571
Weapons in pop culture usually fit to the body type of the person. A small boy may have a sling shot or a dagger and some female ogre may have a club.

>B-but muh hack psychologist Freud said...

>>83831014
oh that. THAT's the source of that meme? i didnt pick up on that at all.
>>83831053
that's what i assumed, yes. which is all well and good, but then why have armored parts?

>>83830352
Hey man, Voltron was VERY expensive. You think science beyond science technology that borders on the mystical realm is cheap?

Also PR purposes. Steady stream of Alteans visiting their king to be reassured by his Voltron project, of course there would also be a gift shop.

>>83831014
> replying to a /tv/ meme

Ignore /tv/ posters where you find them.

>>83831077
yeah. there's a reason swords go with dudes and spears with ladies. ladies have all that lower body strength for swinging around long poles. while men have that upper body strength for basically adding a weapon to your arm and then moving your arm


hahaha, i love incredibly dense scifi asteroid belts full of tiny mall-sized asteroids

So far everyone but Lance seems to have a personal investment in stopping Zarkon.

Hunk has the Balmera incident
Pidge has her family
Shiro has his captivity
Keith seems to be just general committed off the bat

The only one that still isn't emotionally invested in the stakes of the conflict is Lance.

>>83831168
Lance has hots for Allura.
And he's also a glory hound.

If anything Keith seems to have no actual reason to fight other than he likes to smash things.

>>83829661

Kek

>>83831168
His motivation is that he wants to be a fancy ace fighter pilot type, so being a paladin fights that better than he could of imaged.

It's a lot shallower than the others so it will probably create some conflict as time goes on.

If he thinks things through more he'd realize it's a necessity to protect his family and planet from the forever rule of Zarkon.

>>83831217
Lance has the hots for anything with a remarkably feminine form. Not just Allura.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNHfyZZIuo

>>83831168
Keith is the oddball, certainly. He got into this Voltron thing before any of them, left the garrison, moved into his hobo shack with his crazy conspiracy charts that happened to actually point out to an actual alien artifact.

>>83831296
*for anything.

>>83830843
>we don't really have a term for "a mary sue but justified for the plot"
Competency doesn't make the Sue- it's being "perfect".

For example, a Stu\Sue wouldn't have frozen up by flashbacks or thrown the Galra officer out while freaking out.

>>83830640
Prorok means "prophet" in my slavshit language

>>83826890
>>83826890
Wasn't Pidge being smug as fuck in that scene?

>>83831296
and yet he was the one clueless about the cute girl on the team

>>83830245
>yfw he goes full Setsuna and becomes Voltronsexual

>>83831386
yeah it's weird how that sorta stopped after the first episode, but it did give him some uniqueness. i like it. he respects shiro for a good reason
>>83831393
i guess the issue here is 'too perfect for wacky shenanigans to break out or for most conflicts to affect them'
like he's not going to fall for a ruse or get emotional and lead to silly farce situations or dramatic manipulation.
but yeah youre right he has his flashbacks and shit, so he's well-rounded and all.

>>83830843
Simple. That's because Shiro isn't a Mary Sue at all. Dumbasses keep using it to mean any character who isn't obnoxiously incompetent these days. If Shiro really was a Mary Sue he wouldn't be having all these PTSD problems, would've been able to interrogate Sendak just fine, and win against Haggar without Allura and Hunk coming in to save his ass.

>>83831053
I think that was his actual skin. You see it later and it's flesh color.

>>83831680
semantics. the point is whatever you wanna call him, it's unusual to have one in the main team

>>83831168
Lance fights for his friends.

>>83826105
>o-o-oh god I'm in here with the three hottest guys I've ever met
>and Hunk I guess

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>>83826105
Never forget

>>83831680
Also, he wouldn't have been that surprised by Allura's super-strength.

Also, I like how the enemies, even the soldiers, are reasonably competent. Only the droids appear to be completely incompetent.... which explains why there are still normal soldiers.

It's a really well-though setting.

>>83831862
I liked the way Haxus and Sendak took down the heroes using solid tactical thinking.

>>83831822

I ain't complaining.

>>83831916
Yeah. Their plan to bomb the crystal and take over the crystal was pretty clever, and it actually worked.

>>83826105
>pidge becomes a fujoshi

>>83831772
No it isn't.

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>>83826263
>HICKERY DICKERY DOCK

>>83826263
Humans are nothing
Stones are everything
>>83827343
You forgot to mention the inhuman shrieking that comes before that line

>>83824514

I have a mighty need for more lewd Pidge now suddenly.

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>>83826263
>I'm crazy! I could do anyfingk!

>>83832294
Including Pidge's brother apparently.

>>83831822

Add Voltron into or next to host club and it'll be perfect

>>83832334
He's just as girly as his sister.

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>>83829698
Thanks for posting this. I was having a lot of trouble drawing their suits.

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>pidge will never be a boy

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>>83832399
>tfw you try to fuck pidge only to realize after matt takes his clothes off you have fucked up

>>83832399
She has a brother.>>83832294

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>people still posting every other ship everywhere but no Lance/Pidge
whats that song they play at ship funerals?

>>83832456
>>83832399
Being Matt sure is suffering

>>83832399
Good

>>83832472
>>83832472
>whats that song they play at ship funerals?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

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>>83831822
thank god there's no serious romance in this show

>>83831822
But Allura's a grill

>>83832550
That's what you think!

>>83832550
she's also useless

>>83831995
then why are we surprised by him

>>83832466
Her brother is old and busted while Pidge is young and cute and way more feminine looking. I would rather have a male Pidge.

>>83832529
>Shiro is the Papa
>Allura is the Mama
>Keith and Shiro can be the gay twins
>Hunk and Coran can be those two cousins or something I don't know

>>83831954
They were so uncommonly COMPETENT I was kind of rooting for them...

>>83832593
She's also a super-strong shape-shifter space brown elf.

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>>83832472
>mfw even Sendak/Shiro got a pic, albeit a comical one

It still counts, right?

>>83832642
>Sendak/Shiro got a pic
Where?

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>>83832399
I don't care. Still want her to suck me long johns good.

>>83832550
She's the Renge of the show

>>83832294
I want these two to fuck.

>>83831916
well, that and the fact that they didnt guard their crystal at all

>>83832653
Up above, not actual porn though. >>83826444

I wouldn't be opposed to porn of them, honestly.

>>83832653
>>83826444

>>83832668
So she's a lez bean? I'm OK with tihs.

>>83832674
or have a backup

>>83832665
DELETE THIS

i like the kinda cute kitty face pidge's brother made in that one picture. anyone have it?

>>83832674
Fair's fair, this required a few things. Allura took down the Castle's defenses, despite multiple people telling her this wasn't a good idea (not that the locals were a threat) but it also required cloning the signature of Pidge's repurposed Galran drone which was given access to places. In other words we don't know if Haxus could have penetrated into the castle far enough to take down the crystal, but the drone was certainly allowed to get as far as it did because of trickery. Even then Lance caught on, sadly too late.

>>83831393
>Mary Sue

This term means absolutely nothing anymore cause everyone has a different definition

>>83832597
We're not?

>>83832821
i feel bad for any who un-ironically uses that for a down to earth protagonist cause they think its a good name and don't know what's commonly used as

>>83832713
Pidge is for fug

>>83832893
>Pidge is for hug

I fixed that for you. Your finger must've been a few keys too left.

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This show is a fucking goldmine.

>>83823420
>i need pidge fan art and fics
I want to see haxus fug her. I need to see my hot techy warriors make love.

>>83832857
It's kind of a 50's name at this point like Eustace or Cletus, don't think I'd see anyone using it unironically for that reason.

>>83832826
everyone you hear talking about him 'beign a mary sue except' or 'it's neat how a mary sue can..' are surprised by him, so yes. he's distinct. whatever you want to call it
>>83832857
down to earth is not one of the many things it's mistakenly used to describe though

>>83832930
I like how they all have slightly different noses to avoid too much sameface.

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>>83832665
GIVE ME A DOWNLOAD LINK!

I'm gonna make Pidge flat and give him a penis

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>>83830636
But is it autism?

He might just be really dense, but nobody notices because he acts all serious most of the time.

>>83832399
Pidge kinda reminds me of Edward from Cowboy Bebop. Mostly because of her computer skills.

I wonder how often she thinks about her brother rotting in some mine or getting figuratively fucked by druids.

>>83832992
What are you trying to say? Anyone calling him a Sue is a moron. Who cares if they're surprised? They have brain damage and are probably surprised by a great many pedestrian things.

>>83833001
Same. It's subtle on Pidge, Keith and Lance but it's there.

>>83833110
yeah that's also why i like her. i love ed-types and i love intelligent nerd birds. she's the perfect combination.

>>83832930
Needs an ahegao edit.

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>>83833083
game's been dead for 3 years, anon. still works though.
http://konashion.blogspot.com/p/download.html

And here's the template

Voltron Vs The Elder gods

I'm starting to think Keith was an orphan back on Earth and basically Shiro was his a surrogate brother to him and helped him cope. It doesn't detract from the idea of him being a alien hybrid from some infiltrator or he himself is the infiltrator.

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>>83824154
>giant robot appears at front door
>open door an approach it on foot
>use your future elephant gun to shoot it with an auto hacking bullet
>boot the teenage punks inside of robot out, take control for yourself

I can only hope we get some incarnation of this guy.