Homestuck

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>>83820183
Actual Davekat.

Could you make that OP image anymore of a mess

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has anyone even touched that VN devkit that was released on 6/12?

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What the fuck, is this a Hideo/Kojima situation?

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>>83820221
No, but Hiveswap gameplay just leaked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GorzIM2k04

That transcendental feeling when, after deep introspection about your classpect for days, everything finally clicks and there's no more uncertainty in your heart of hearts. And it's your first choice.

>>83820221
Gimme a download, I thought he only released a demo VN

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>>83820309
Oh, I thought that was the kit.

>>83820183
whats the op trying to say? there was no overly long boss battle in homestuck and the story ended even if it ended in a way a lot of people didnt like

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Oh! Megido!

>>83820344
It wasn't wrapped up the way actual stories are meant to be. The plot felt suddenly rushed at the end. The expected amount of character development didn't happen. Compare this to other works where a good majority of the characters are able to work through their emotional issues and objectively grow at least somewhat (and not be retconned out of existence after).

The boss fight part is referring to how there was a huge spiel about the 3-pronged approach to defeating LE that made it into a practically infinite boss fight,

>>83820369
Yeah, Vriska's "plan" that went on for fucking
ever.

>>83820344
>there was no overly long boss battle in homestuck
There was an eighteen-minute animation of a boss battle.

>and the story ended even if it ended in a way a lot of people didnt like
It "ended" in the sense that it's no longer continuing. However, the plot hadn't been resolved when it stopped.

>>83820369
ill accept character stuff and/or fun was missing missing from the end because the last intermission was a shitty whingefest. but that wasnt mentioned in the op image. the plot wasnt rushed it was just some shit basically no one liked. and there was objectively no long boss fight, the fucking final boss fight literally took place outside of the comic.

>>83820358
I want to truck a megido

>>83820396
18 minutes is not overly long in a comic that takes multiple days to read through non-stop. especially when its being compared to dmk who literally took half the comic from when the words FINAL BOSS appeared on the screen to when he was beaten. im fully down with disliking the end but this trend of just saying the most outrageous untrue shit is dumb as hell.

>>83820444
I'm actually okay with [S] Collide being a giant boss fight, but I can see Anonymous's opinion of 18 minutes being considered overly long when you consider that it's a seventh of the total [S] pages. It takes up a large portion of the most expensive to produce aspect of the comic. I don't agree with him but it's defnitely not the most outrageous untrue shit.

How would a Prince of Void be any different from Roxy? I'm not really seeing it. Less stealthy? Wouldn't they still just be able to create shit out of nothingness?

>>83820215
>when you see your favorite character getting raped this hard, so he can be shipped with the successful hero character who isn't a pov (the pov is banging his girlfriend and another whore at the same time)

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>John: Faggots to maggots
>Jade: Impregnation or laceration
>Rose "hotpocket" Lalonde
>Dave "Thrust or get turned to dust" Strider

What are the Alpha kid's middle names?

>>83820498
roxy had to "steal" the trait of "nonexistant" from objects
i feel like a prince could just make it so
like the green lantern, just making stuff out of nothing

homestucks of color

>>83820479
its actually almost exactly a 14th of the total [s] pages (18m/4h5m).

>>83820498
void princes can also destroy using the void. which sounds like making things just disappear. so apparently they can make anything disappear or appear. which is beyond fucking op.

>>83820704
trash draws very cute Karkats desu

According to the most active class besides Lord is female exclusive. I think it's Maid. Thoughts?

The two most passive after muse are supposed to be male exclusive, so probably Page and Bard? How's that for a fanon?

>>83820873
I thought it'd be Witch?

>>83820833
Prince of Void: The Hand and/or Cream

>>83820833
How long does infinite cellphone ringing out for?

Also princes are said to be able to destroy with x "or" destroy x, not "and," I highly doubt princes of void are able to do BOTH. It was just Calliope trying to explain Dirk's class to him in a vague way that could be applied to all aspects, which is why she used such a flexible description. Never mind how retardedly OP it would be.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006464

>>83820965
ringing count for*

>>83820873
page makes sense for second most passive

not sure about the active class though

>>83820873
I thought Prince was second most active

>>83820917
My bad witches do seem more active now that you mention it. I forgot how little proactive stuff Jane did.

>>83821001
Second most active after Lord you mean? I did too but here AH says he thinks it's a female class instead
http://web.archive.org/web/20160224180742/https:/twitter.com/andrewhussie/status/214583655820042240

It's definitely right below whatever the most active female class is, probably Witch as Anon pointed out.

>>83820917
>>83820991
>>83821001
I think hes taking the piss

>>83820965
i just based the total [s] length off of these stats
http://readmspa.org/stats/

>>83820704
Did someone post this to leddit?

>>83821090
no more leddit please lord

>>83821090
It got deleted, which it should have really because all it was going to do was start shit and it's edging on nsfw at the end

>>83821112
Just black out everything on the last panel except for the next and add a sound effect for Karkat sniffing, problem solved.

>>83821126
How is reddit not being involved a problem?

this whole reddit-rivalry thing is played out and pointless, anyways

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To the land drawer anon, thanks. Anyone knows he tumblr? This land was just soooo SWOON

>>83821211
Our true Kissmesis is tumblr

oh god just typing this made me want to kill myself

>>83821230
you should definitely kill yourself

>>83821227
http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/

>>83821230
i want to hate fuck dyonoi and tipsy

>>83821250
>http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/
thanks, cutie

>>83821227
that specific one was glub

http://glub-on-it.tumblr.com/

>>83821268
>http://glub-on-it.tumblr.com/
thanks, hottie

>>83821255
i didnt know about dyonoi until recently and i have never met someone i wanted to beat so violently in my life

>>83821230
nah tumblr's our auspistice between us and reddit
mspaf is our dead moirail

>>83821255
>>83821279
i scanned vrisky business for you fucks
you ungrateful trash

>>83821278

welcome babe

>>83821255
I know who tipsy is. The aggressive hypocrite, right?

Who is dyonoi?

>>83821279
pretty sure she comes here sometimes. hi dyonoi. we're only joking about doing mean things to you. 8)

>>83821293
thanks for that by the way
so who are you, what's your shtick, i don't confused for you as often as i get confused for tipsy so i'm not sure what your deal is

>>83821293
>>83821279
>>83821255
Wait, the girl we bullied to death after Act 7 dropped came here and is the one who dumped Vrisky business?

What the fuck?

I'll give you credit for at least being a rational Davekat shipper and not pathetic like the redditors

>>83821314
>implying i care

>>83821293
ONE GOOD DEED DOES NOT MAKE YOU A SAINT IN MY EYES

Oh, dyonoi is icels.

Guess this means 4chan has a kismesis.

Also, Breath as aspect? Really? You have 12 and you pick Breath?

>anons flirting
s-stop that

>>83821332
> the girl we bullied to death
dude i was so unbelievably fucking drunk
i read all the posts i made the next day and crapped myself laughing

>>83821331
im a militant davekat shipper who likes to revel in the drama because im bored but i admit being genuinely butthurt on some level

>>83821340
fuck you breath's a great aspect
>icels
who the fuck is that

>>83821332
Wait never mind I read a bit of your recent posts and you are the same as /r/Homestuck.

>>83821332
I think dyonoi mostly rambles, but isn't one of those crazy davekat shippers. Take tipsy for examplle. Man, this one is as phobic as the people she accuses to be

>>83821344
We can start tripfagging instead if you'd prefer. It should help sell the roleplay scenario.

>>83821353
oh okay
sounds like i should get compred to you more considering how autistic i get about davekat sometimes
anyway glad to hear you cane back from the dead as it were

>>83821371
dude have you even seen dyonois blog its literally nothing but davekat and bitching about people not liking davekat

>>83821340
A lot of people don't pick their classpect but choose the classpect that fits them the best whether they like it or not.

>>83821344
I am going to blackflirt with any anons I want!

>>83821357
In dyonoi's blog says the reddit account is icels

>>83821383
Yeah, but I didn't dyonoi accuse the people that dont ship it to be homophobics

>>83821357
icels is the person who earned a davekat flair on /r/homestuck after she convinced a mod that it made sense for karkat

Jesus fuck I regret making that Kissmessis joke. We are one step away from The Topic That Shan't Be Discussed Unironically

>>83821372
n-no
you could pretend to be homestuck characters though...

>>83821406
kismestitude is unhealthy for humans. it always ends in abuse.

>>83821418
I dunno, man. Dyonoi would make a great kismesis. It is so fun to tease her and she is sucha cute tsundere

>>83821406
which is?

>>83821399
>>83821403
so you guys are hate obsessed with a redditor/tumblr so much that you see them in any anon
wow

>>83821418
i want to end dyonoi in abuse

wow guys shut the fuck up about me
i gave you VB and if you stop giving me shit ill scan the Fiduspawn paradox space exclusive where aradia almost gets ovipositioned later
now shut up and go back to talking about jade's slutty feet or whatever

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LET'S UNIRONICALLY TALK ABOUT GENDER

or

even better, recommend me some good homestuck fanfics that have sburb in em

>>83821437
stop that

>>83821418
Honestly I think it was also unhealthy for Troll society, and Hussie was probably planning to touch that topic before he realized that would half his fan pandering potential.

>>83821453
make me ;)

>>83821438
The one earlier in this thread

>>83821452
Glitch FAQ

>>83821452

gender is... good

do you think kismessitude existed on Beforus?

why would it? maybe Alternian society under doc scratch encouraged that kind of violent hatred but Beforus?

>>83821446
wouldn't you rather talk about karkat's slutty feet and how much dave likes letting karkat step on his face

>>83821473
I was sure that this was confirmed in one of the Meenahquests

>>83821455
it might not have been healthy but it was at least VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED to be necessary for reproduction, unless it turned out quadrants actually werent at all important for troll reproduction and was something the condesce brainwashed troll society into believing as absolute truth like how at random points in history everyone just sort of assumed women werent capable of being sexual which, i can definitely see being a thing

>>83821438
Unironic gender discussion?

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>>83821418
You see this cutie patootie? This is dyonoi's artistical representation.

Tell me in my face you don't want to hatefuck her deep down

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>>83821467
How the fuck would I ask for fanfics and not know Glitch FAQ, I swear, fuck the glitch faq, it's led so many people to say "OH WELL WHY BOTHER MAKING MY OWN SBURB FIC"

IT'S GOOD, THOUGH

BUT I WANT MORE

>>83821505
does she have nice feet?
how pure are they?

>>83821516
what makes feet pure?

>>83821500
I think it was BASICALLY OUTRIGHT SAID that it was confirmed to be unnecessary, because Troll reproduction is literally them just cumming in buckets, mixing the genetic material, and then dumping everything on the mothergrub. I seriously doubt there would be a biological difference between love-cum and hate-cum. It was just an excuse to double reproduction and to make Alternians more violent.

>>83821452
i think davepeta was one of the most humble ways to bring up gender neutrality, then completely shrug it off as not a big deal in anything ive ever read

>>83821523
>It was just an excuse to double reproduction and to make Alternians more violent.
...well shit that makes total sense
why hasn't anyone realized this and put an end to blackrom shipping? it's abusive and bad
#downwithblackrom

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>>83821505
>sticking your dick in crazy
>sticking your dick in fujoshit

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>>83821293
thanks for that
in return here's a vastly improved version of that comic I drew yesterday

>>83821538
Because trolls are fucking stupid and enjoyed hate-fucking

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somenoe said there was only four pages for Nestbound... but I have a bunch of other stuff

>>83821543
this is much cuter
but that's still a shitty ooc dave for the first few panels
even though what john allegedly said about kanaya is pretty goddamn stupid
but that's our johnny boy

>>83821523
>>83821538

this is why i said
>unless it turned out quadrants actually werent at all important for troll reproduction and was something the condesce brainwashed troll society into believing as absolute truth

i can see different chemicals being released depending on the relationship with the other troll, which may or may not have an actual effect on the genetic material, but its also completely plausible that its all a load of horseshit

>>83821543
That doesn't even make sense if you leave the second last and third last panel

>>83821547
steel isnt a multitude

>>83821563
considering they had to enforce prticular mating habits by way of culling drone methinks it may have been a load of bullshit

how shitty must hussie feel that nobody understood that
is his the most understood work of fiction of all time

>>83821558
OH SHIT POST EM ALL

Like, I dunno. Dyonoi came here into 4chan, but it's not like she keeps bashing us or posting davekat pics here constantly. Like, we put those jokey comics and all, but she doesn't rage on us here.

I don't dislike her. I also like her quite a bit, in a platonic way.

>>83821547
When will tumblr and reddit understand.

We don't deny Davekat in the same way we don't deny Rosemary, Act 7, or the Retcon. We just hate it.

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>>83821558

>>83821516
they are like a hobbits

>>83821543
thanks thats pretty cute
the way you draw karkat is kawaii af
also i genuinely think the social justice dave parody thing is funny i just am a massive karkatfriend so i get really super butthurt when i see him cry

>>83821589
This is the most obvious dyonoi post yet

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>>83821600

>>83821603
Retard, im the guy that posted those bunch of rape comics. Like the one Jasprose rapes John, or Aranea rapes Cronus, or Kanaya rapes Rose. All based and referencing the one that Jade rapes Dave made by another anon

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>>83821611

>>83821611
>>83821600
>>83821558
what are these cute strange aliens and where can i find art of them wearing lingerie

>>83821618
sure you are

>>83821618
They were all fucking terrible. Only the original was good.

>>83821587
theres a lot of shit in this comic thats supposed to be both funny and genuinely disturbing and i think a lot of people can only cope with seeing it from one side at a time. either 'it was played as a joke so it wasnt serious', or 'this is awful and its wrong to laugh at it'.

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>>83821625

>>83821627
cool your jets there boy, they're pre-teens. you can at least wait until their ancestors show up.

>>83821649
I understand now why only the first 4 were posted, the later ones are mostly shit

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fuck whatever we're talking about

let's discuss: dirkat

also does someone have the full size of this i dont think it's right

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>>83821599
Everything after Game Over is just a horrible dream

WAKE ME UP

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>>83821631
Yes, I am.
>>83821637
Make a better one them, you fucking piece of garbage

<3<

>>83821667
how could this possibly be a better topic than anything else we were discussing

>>83821649
bugs
in
lingerie

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>>83821649
>>83821685
oh for fuck's sake Kaz, I'm trying to discourage the pervs.

>>83821661
Nothing's good enough for you, so your bitching has no effect.

by the awy dyonoi has tracking scripts on her page, you can report her to tumblr for that (against TOS) or use noscript to get around them

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>>83821689
I think this means two of the players self-prototyped, using moltings from their exoskeletons.

>>83821667
Welp, I didn't even think about shipping this until I saw that image. Thanks, anon.

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>>83821703
oh shit she knows who we all are now. she is truly a worthy kismesis. shutter your windows, barricade your doors. she is coming

>>83821677
>hurr durr if you can't make something that you can't criticize anyone

>>83821681
on topic
not davekat

>>83821722
no problem
it's good shit

>>83821703
oh no, my privacy

Why would I visit her tumblo in the first place?

>>83821703
Ok, guess we have to bring the fight back to her. We gonna do this boys, we gonna make lewd edits of her artistical representation

>>83821667
how's this, close enough right
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1275523

>>83821703
What is a tracking script and why should I care

>>83821763
stop this right now. don't be fucking creeps goddamnit. campaigns of harassment aren't on topic.

>>83821773
you host it on your tumblr and it tells you where your visitors live (via IP geolocation) and what pages they're visiting

>>83821703
i only use that to look at traffic sources because theres a ton of 13 year olds who vagueblog about me
some kid made up some bullshit about me supposedly saying black strider headcanons were bad when i never did
it lets me nip that shit in the bud im not going to hunt you down or anything also who cares

>>83821731
dont hide thats enjoyable
just ask his ass

>>83821763
im a femdom so make me wear a strap on ok

>>83821787
>don't be fucking creeps
where do you think you are?

>>83821790
>some kid made up some bullshit about me supposedly saying black strider headcanons were bad when i never did
but you agree

>>83821789
i love it because no matter how many times i visit peoples pages with tracking scripts without using proxys or some shit it never actually gives my real location its always random fucking locations that are no where near me

>>83821798
homestuck thread, the thread for taking about homestuck
remember that this got banned a while ago? it was because of off topic shit like this

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>>83821787
>don't be fucking creeps
>[x] aren't on topic
WELCOME TO HOMESTUCK GENERAL

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>>83821790
>im a femdom so make me wear a strap on ok
o-ok

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stop

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>>83821716

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>>83821828
Goddammit, she is meeting all my standards in a kismesis

Lets first begin with those sleeves

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>>83821834
nest juju

>>83821851
anon this is a garbage edit and you should feel ashamed

>>83821819
NO
HOMESTUCK GENERAL IS DEAD AND GONE

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Now, lets expose her bellybutton

>>83821868
Stop being in denial

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>>83821890
this is fuckin sbahj level im laughing out loud at this shit

>>83821815
no, it got banned because *fart* *fart* *fart*, it was all memes completely unrelated to homestuck

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>>83821667
How the fuck is this a better discussion, asshole? Most of us are bitching how Karkat got shafted hard and turning him into Dave's support development character #2. You can't even find solo Karkat images without him referencing Dave. Post-retcon Karkat is a fucking mess, and so are Terezi and Vriska.

>>83821618
And all of them are fucking terrible. Congratulations.

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>>83821561
O-Okay how's this

>>83821852
this is clever

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>>83821902
>>83821913
Now, let's expose her underwear and put her to wear some glasses

>>83821960
you ruined it

>>83821571
>confusing trashcontruct for steel

steel's gone, bro.

>>83821960
holy shit it gets more disturbingly fucked up every time

>>83821913
I really don't get all this parading around that Karkat's a mess post-retcon

He seems so much calmer and self reflective/speculative than he was pre-retcon, and even then by the time they were about to arrive in the new session, Karkat was definitely on the path to end up exactly like that anyway.


Also, I'm assuming Karkat still had to experience that getting forked by evil!Jane bullshit. Assume he was the same old Karkat up until that point, then after being straight up murdered in cold blood and revived, that probably shook him up a whole hell of a lot and made him reflect on a lot of shit resulting in his calmed-down, sort of lost and depressed self.

Also how did he turn into Dave's support? They literally sat on the lilypad and had a pretty evenly split conversation with John, drew some shit for Vriska while bitching the entire time, then they went their separate ways until meeting up again after the battles were all over.

Not to mention he was the first one to jump right into battle, even if he was woken up almost immediately, and it was pretty clear he was meant to be a leader to the revival of his people.

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>>83821979
the best part is that this is the exact kind of shit caliborn would pull, same artistic skills too

>>83821960
cute
post it on your dumblr and ill reblog it and a bunch of other davekat shippers will see it and there will be world peace and shit

>>83821979
WHERES
MY
STRAP ON

>>83821999
>He seems so much calmer
he's been crying the last two times we saw him

>>83821960
I can't help but imagine Caliborn making these edits, as he thinks the originals are too tame and not lewd enough.

>>83822000
Thanks, bro.

>>83822003
I need to go study now. It's not difficult to find someone else to continue that thing. I'm not good in drawing with a mouse

>>83822016
He's been crying non stop throughout the entire comic it's like you don't even know his character

>>83821960
actually crying actual tears
this is beautiful and canon

>>83822003
Strap-ons are gay. we need cocks

>>83822031
Not true! We don't know if he cried when he had sex with Kanaya.

... who am I kidding? He is probably the reason she became lesbian

>>83821979
oh so it's megane
hey megane

>>83822003
you're spending your days shiping 16 year old boys

>>83822056
For the last time, im not any of the guys with tripcodes. For god's sake, I'm actually the reason some of them were forced to use tripcodes

>>83821999
actually, besides roxy being captured and jane being crockertier'd, nothing else happened the same because jade was immediately tranquilized when she tried to separate the meteor crew, so there was no time for her to get out there and stab karkat. she was too busy guarding jake and roxy, then defending against the jailbreak

>>83822052
karkat and kanaya didn't have sex

the idea that the space player needs to fuck whoever is helping them collect frogs is stupid bullshit

>>83822031
>Sollux and Kanaya are dead
Legit crying.
>Gamzee zillyhoo scene
Non-canon.
>crying for being beaten up by Clover
Weenie.

>>83822105
Is it, anon? Is it really?

>>83822105
But the idea that Karkat and Kanaya made sweet tender love isn't.

>>83822081
are you realy
what makes you so special

>>83822031
>it's like you don't even know his character
you're the one that claims he's changed

>>83822116
In my professional opinion, crying while getting the shit kicked out of you is just as reasonable as crying over the death of a friend

By which I mean they both make you raging weenies

>>83822139
Remember the first Loki impersonator? That... was me.

Remember Classpect anon first impersonator? The one that went on claiming that Breath is Freedom? That was also me

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>>83822028
I feel lewd for having made it. I'm sorry, /hst/...

>>83822178
oh so you've been around for a few months
lol
fuck off

>>83822089
Ah, fair point. I keep forgetting Vriska happened and ruined Fucking Everything.

I still feel like Karkat was on his way to mellowing out by the time they were almost in the new session pre-retcon. Not getting tangled up with Terezi shenanigans for the most part might have gotten him there faster

>>83822078
yes i am
i also admitted that i was butthurt
see, pointing out problems automatically makes them better. i learned that from hussie himself

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>>83821999
Isn't Karkat's mentality fucked up now?

He was self-loathing, Kanaya told him how he was Echidna's chosen one leader, gets send to the dreambubbles and becomes delusional, humiliates himself and then humiliates himself harder for getting owned by Clover. And then the post-realization that he beat up a fucking midget smaller than him. If he breaks up with Dave, he is close to suicide.

>>83822192
Weeks actually. I'm not here for that much long.

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>>83821999
i think the main issue people here have with karkats arc is that he begins as a pushy leadership-obsessed dick who wants to be a mighty warrior but he never actually gets to do that. karkat was the 4chan powerlessness/rage issues self-insert and they thought he would end up redeeming them vicariously. but instead he went in some peaceful direction, and were told hes on his way to being troll gandhi

vriska achieves all the stuff karkat wanted to achieve and shes a bitch and no one likes her. so maybe we should all take the hint that it was never a great goal.

on the other hand caliborn achieves all that shit too and we rightly love that lil tyke so who fucking knows

>>83822204
He's been self-loathing from the moment he was introduced. I think ultimately, his self-loathing is what his downfall is as a character. It's gonna take a whole lot more than Dave to get him out of this rut, and it sucks, but it's good to see he's not nearly as hyper aggressive about it as he was when fruity rumpus memos were a thing.

To me, he seems pretty defeated, but more on a path to finally being content, especially since he's surrounded by people who give or will give a shit about him now.

>>83822003
>post it on your dumblr and ill reblog it and a bunch of other davekat shippers will see it
The idea of a bunch of davekat shippers liking something I made given the kind of stuff I usually make about their ship is funny, but I dunno, do I really want the exposure? It's already weird enough that I have a handful of 14 year old otherkin who ship DirkDave following me

>>83822238
This.

Remember how we liked Meenkat? Bam, Vriska fucked her.

Remember how people like Karezi? Bam, Vriska fucked her.

Remember how people liked Davekat? Bam, Dave hangs out with Dirk and she also fucked both of them.

>>83822238
>>83822350
agreed
i did always want karkat to do something badass but the truth is all his problems stemmed from him trying to be a controlling dickweed
vriska taking the role of a megalomaniacal dictator is showing what he shouldnt be doing
his true guidance he gives to others comes from his unbelievable ability to give a shit

>>83822312
stop being a weenie jesus
also they already recognize your art style from the other comics you made so i doubt it

>>83822350
>Karkat wants to commit suicide
>Vriska steals his shotgun and blasts her own head off
>Karkat can't even kill himself properly
What a cuck.

>>83822238
>but instead he went in some peaceful direction, and were told hes on his way to being troll gandhi
This was what I was expecting to happen though, for him to become a fair and peaceful leader. I called him shushing Gamzee a few months in advance and was 100% ready for him to become the second coming of his ancestor.

Then his young ancestor turned out to be a half-assed SJW parody and Karkat just became useless. He sounded suicidal in that last conversation with Kanaya. I wanted nonviolent spiritual enlightenment and got severe depression.

>>83822458
Let's be real, though. Karkat would be a much better and likable leader than Kankri was or ever will be. He'd be that guy who genuinely gives a shit about his followers and doesn't rub petty shit in your face or act holier-than-thou as a means to shame someone into submission.

>>83822500
>Karkat would be a much better and likable leader than Kankri was or ever will be
The Sufferer would beg to differ

>wanting Karkat to turn troll society into Beforus 2.0
Why?

>>83822458
the main problem here is that there is not actually any real space for non-violent spiritual leadership in the void session. its just like: arrive, kill these guys, you win. karkat's 'true quest' as its presented to us takes place entirely after the story is finished.

basically what im sayin is if we get some wise leader karkat in the epilogue then we're golden, and everything is forgiven. and if we dont then FUCK hussie.

>>83822500
Yeah. Shame he is just your average neighbourhood kid with depression in the end.
He ended up worse than when he started, in the beginning he was an emotinal alien who was really funny
Same with Rose, Jade, Terezi and Kanaya

>>83822538
It was pretty clear to me that the Sufferer was just as much of a wordy shaming douchebag as Kankri. The reason he was so successful as a leader in Alternia was because society was already extremely hostile as it was, and comparatively I'm sure he seemed like the nicest guy that knew what he was talking about to his followers.

>>83822582
nahh the sufferer was kankri as a legitimately great guy. he did have the potential, its just that beforus and the dream bubbles were so shit.

>>83822539
Please. He's not Feferi. He doesn't look at people like they need to be coddled all the time because of some biological difference bullshit. Odds are, the general rule of thumb under his leadership would be "don't be a dick" rather than "coddle people who are beneath me"

>>83821703
Does uBlock disable them?

>>83822708
no

>>83822715
shit

>>83820183
There wasnt. All three giant boss battles got abbreviated in a flash

>dave and dirk seduce karkat together
>written by same person who did rose/dave/kanaya
goddamn i love fanfic

>>83822750
that was grimdark rose vs bec noir, and vriska vs bec noir, and LE?

maybe the trolls vs the black king?

>>83822563
>He ended up worse than when he started
when will this meme end

>>83822871
i was honestly so fuckin down when i finished the rose/dave/kanaya masterpiece and then i saw most of the rest of the authors stuff was gay shit

>>83822887
embrace the gay man

>>83822885
It's not a meme. It's the truth.

>>83822871
Source for the rose/dave/kanaya?

>>83822925
light in your eyes
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3741244?view_full_work=true

>>83822882
HIC, Bec, union jack, the felt, and LE were all wrapped up in collide

>>83822903
ive literally performed sex acts with men irl and reading about fujos idea of what men are still does absolutely nothing for me

>>83822946
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/3741244?view_full_work=true
Thanks bro. Man, the lack of Bulges and Nooks tag is so great!

>>83822977
Is that how women feel about their portayal in media?

>>83822987
theres def a bulge hiding in there somewhere

>>83823045
NO UNIRONIC GENDER DISCUSSION

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>>83823045
>>83823087

>>83823045
Yes
I've performed sex acts with women irl and I've never been turned on in any way by fictional portrayals of lesbianism. Although that only explains why it does nothing for me in shows created by guys; a lot of F/F fic is written by girls and has no excuse for being that terrible.

https://bowman.bandcamp.com/track/purgatory

>>83822544
But he's done nothing to become some form of wise leader, you can't just have a character jump to a more beneficial state at the end of the story with no grounded and be happy with it, fuck that.

Karkat's arc was progressing as one would expect at the end of Act 5. He'd just reached his lowest personal point at the end of Murderstuck, given it was heavily due to his lack of effective influence that allowed the situation to spiral out of control. The big thing being that he wanted things to go well, but due to his negligence both as a leader and as a friend they went very poorly.

That's where he should have started progressing to become an actual, effective leader and not just get by through annoying people enough that they go along with his thinking to get him off their back, as that's what we're told his leadership was like up until that point by Vriska. That's not to say it wasn't seemingly effective at the time when the trolls needed that sort of direction to avoid conflict, but it had obvious negative ramifications in the long run given the improper handling of the frog breeding.

Or if his future isn't as a leader, then show the process of him realising that, the big problem here is that until the end of the story the trolls still hold Karkat as their leader, Kanaya in-paricular.

So from Act 6 we should have seen him progress through those issues to the very least not be so negligent in his actions, then you've got a fulfilling and complete character arc that doesn't require him to completely change his character that we'd been shown up till that point.

Instead the retcon deposits us with a Karkat with no personal investment in developing as a leader, given he defers to Virksa for some retarded reason. How is that Karkat supposed to achieve anything if he has no personal stakes or goals to meet? Doubly so if one of his big issues he had to work on is just apparently better now, again we're not shown this in the story, it's told to us.

>>83823156
those horns look like a pain

>>83823156
cute!

Hush > MTaHK = Confortable Bugs > Ithaca > everything else
Prove me wrong

>>83822987
you're gonna have a great time when kanaya gets naked

>>83823048
>>83823223
Godddammit

>>83823192
i wonder how long trolls live as wrigglers

from the way it was described, wrigglers cocoon almost immediately after hatching, yet the dolorosa carried the sufferer for quite some time without him doing so

>>83823220
They're all shit

>>83823220
switch Ithaca and CB and you'll be right

>>83823313
sorry dude
at least she doesn't use it on dave, just rose

i feel like it's rare to see people show fanon of girl trolls with nooks
but boys with nooks is popular for soem reason

>>83823259
Tavros looks too confident in this pic.

>>83823220
what the fuck is this nonsense

>>83823337

I think the only fic I've read with only female trolls having nooks and no bulges was Strip Pokerstuck.

Of course Strip Pokerstuck is the bomb and I wholeheartedly agree with its troll genitalia selection

>>83823259
i hate this
but that gamzee tho

>>83823337
I thought the popular fanon was that both sexes had both?

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>>83823511
i mean even when the trolls have bulges they usually also have nooks
which is fine by me

>>83823537
right, but some people have this idea that some trolls only have one or the other

>>83823511
The number of fics of trolls having only one type of genitalia seems to be the minority.
There are a few authors that do fics with both genitalias or only one, like Scratchy Acid.

Shenaniganon, it is upon you to bring back the balance of power. Also, if possible, a Porrim X Kankri or Porrim X Karkat, or Porrim/Karkat/Kanaya fic

Puhleaaazeeee

>>83823589
>porrim/karkat/kanaya
ay dios mio

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>>83821452
We already talked about gender last night
Mainly about female jake, like pic related

>>83823589
i don't think kankri deserves to get any

i can get behind porrim/karkat/kanaya, tho

>>83823627
ive read a few gangbangs with all the beforus girls goin to town on kankri and they were all spectacular

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>>83823589

>Porrim X Karkat, or Porrim/Karkat/Kanaya fic

Hmmmmm. Might have to keep that in mind after the Beach and Roxy Threesome fics are done

Never gonna write Kankri though. Fuck those sermons to high hell.

>>83823608
>>83823627
>>83823663

Alright, since Sheganinganon already did the beach fic, let's try like this: Kanaya and Karkat are having a simple movie night and out of curiosity try some alcohol Roxy gave to Kanaya as a gift or something.

They are drunk, but before they can do anything, they faint.

In the dream bubbles, they end up in Porrim's house and... Fuck, I don't have time to theorize this whole thing. Where is the guy that suggested beach fic to turn into a threesome? We gonna need his help

>>83823589
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6919669
i have a porrim/karkat/kanaya fic, its got bulges and nooks tho

>>83823663
Hah, I can only imagine the tedious nature of writing for someone like Kankri. I'm guessing much of the nsfw works with him in make use of something being stuffed in his mouth for much of the duration.

>>83823713
There is that fic it's revealed he is a sub with BDSM fetishes, but tries to keep it hidden though. This fails when Porrim caughts him masturbating to Teal Blooded porn

I it even possible to make the kings and queens not look like a clusterfuck abomination, but actually something that has some dignity to it?

>>83823551
cute!

>>83823663
welcome back

porrim is a sex pot, and anything with her and the visitors to the dream bubbles would be amazing

porrim x :
karkat
kanaya
terezi
dave
rose
john
roxy? maybe not, she's sleeping

wait i know: dave is in a small dream bubble by himself, and roxy sleepfloats into it. he walks up to her and feels all emotional and introspective, and then she starts kissing and groping him in her sleep and calling him "dirk"

>>83823741
if you prototype geromy and a horrorterror

>>83823741
yes but you pretty much have to plan for it.

>>83823741
There was the RPer guy here that supposedly dropped an alice in the wonderland deck of cards and a bionicle in the kernelsprite.

Damn, imagine a Bionicle King or Queen? Those guys already fuse together, so the abomination would end up being a MEGAZORD

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>>83823757
> and then she starts kissing and groping him in her sleep and calling him "dirk"

PLEASE

>>83823741
>>83821979

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>>83823713
aradia.
hear lesson.
see loud boy.
put in bulge.

>>83823741
give me 3-4 prototypings and ill see how unclusterfucky i can draw one

>That one fanfic where geromy...

>>83823812
>you will never be silenced by powerful aliens and their futa cocks

why doesn't my gf have a penis, guys?

On the topic of royalty, perhaps the Black Queen could be fought as an optional boss?

>>83823811
This won't do. At all.

>>83823817
I will add one thing, others the other 3:

A figurine of Jean of Arc.

>>83823741
stick to prototypings which dont have overlapping features and not too many varying body types

for example: an armored knight + a modern soldier + a dragon + a wizard

you'd have an armored dragon knight wielding a bunch of magically floating m16s and other modern weapons

>>83823877
As much as this would make sense, it is better to screw up their appearance for an easier fight.

Like making them lose 2 legs and an arm

>>83823817
A wired xbox controller.

>>83823812
damara teaching other people how to be sluts is my favorite thing

>>83823817
a gundam

>>83823757

Good to be back. Gotta figure out a new way to announce updates without the bans, phoneposting sucks.

Also I'm already doing a "Roxy threesomes John and Dave fic", so the bottom suggestion seems unnecessary.

>>83823713

It's heinous. I'm already not looking forward to Jake because of all the old-timey slang I'll need to figure out. Replace "old-time" with "the worst of tumblr bullshit" and multiply the length by x100, and you have Kankri. No thanks.

>>83823705

Po/Kar/Kan writes itself, really. Karkat and Kanaya are asleep and meet up in the dream bubbles. Porrim shows up, she's DTF and convinces them to bang.

A fun thought is Kanaya being hesitant, then Rose showing up for like half a second and going "go ahead, plus we've all already banged our ecto moms so now its your turn."

>>83823812
i know this was meant as putting ara's cute bulge inside of kankri, but it's also hot as fuck if you read it like damara is telling aradia to pull out kankri's dick and stick it inside of her

>>83823855
>Jean of Arc

Did you mean Joan or is there something else I'm unaware of called Jean of Arc?

>>83823705
>>83823954

Wait... what if they faint WHILE they are starting to do lewd stuff? Like, they are already undressed and Karkat is licking Kanaya's pussy. They don't even realize they fainted and the scenario changed when Porrim stumbles upon them and teases them slightly before joining?

>>83823954
anything with kankri would only work if he's been gagged

>>83823975
Yes, Joan. In German we even call her Johanna von Orleans.

>>83823817
A jug of water

>>83823946
now i want to see a story where damara, in a schoolteacher outfit, of course, is in the dreambubbles giving slut lessons to a bunch of girl trolls (and cronus) with porrim on the assist.

obviously, terezi is not there.

>>83824018
A story in which Damara steals Aranea's glasses, makes Aranea think she will help her find them, but tricks them into going to confined space and proceeds to rip off her clothes

my headcanon is that male trolls have vaginas and female trolls have big cocks

which explains rosekan and davekat perfectly imo

>>83824012
>>83823941
>>83823953
>>83824015

alright give me a bit and ill shit something out as unclusterfucky as i can

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>>83823966
theres no situation in which damara and aradia discussing bulges is not hot

>>83824050
ur redcannon succs

>>83824069
no

https://web.archive.org/web/*/andrewhussie.com

Its dead Jim

why does no one ever see aradia as asian? her art always makes her look hispanic. sometimes she's even black!

>>83823975

The proper French is "Jeanne d'Arc", which is usually english'd as Joan, but either one technically works. Granted, I only know that because of Eiyuu Senki, but still.

>>83823995

Karkat/Kanaya needs a third party - they've mentioned in story that they don't find each other appealing as romantic partners, so anything more intense than moirails was always hard for me to buy.

>>83822198
Yes, we all agree. Pre-retcon Karkat was well on his way to completing his arc, be it to leadership or to passivity. He actually did friend things, and he actually supported Terezi, and he actually had good set up for Davekat.

Post-retcon Karkat does shit but whine and snivel and be Dave's boyfriend. If his arc was to become a leader, why does he never do any leader things? It's not like he actually led the troll session, and from there it took three or so hours for people to start killing each other. If he was supposed to be a friend, why does he spend all of his time with Dave instead of helping out? Why does he not provide any emotional support like a good friend? Hell Dave fell in love with Karkat, so it's not like he helped Dave overcome his issues.

He still hates himself and his alt selves, and he gave a shitty speech to himself, and he cried.

>>83824054
so it would be: a gundam with joan of arc-style armor and religious imagery, with a evangelion-style liquid cockpit for the king/queen and an xbox controller to control it with

or a giant koolaid-man gundam

>>83824093
Is this implying he or someone changed the site recently to not be found?

You guys remember that fic Feferi orders Vriska, Terezi, Nepeta, Aradia and Kanaya to pleasure the horrorterrors and it's followed by 5 chapters of hentai rape?

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>>83824096
Conflicting thematic influences I guess. She was supposed to be based on the creepy Japanese school girl idea, but given her fixation on death and rather spicy attitude she gives off a rather Mexican vibe at times given their celebration of death in the dia de muertos.

>>83822544
But he never does anything as a friend or leader post-retcon. His Terrzi intervention was a personal highlight because we actually saw Karkat trying to help a friend, like what a good friend leader should do.

But hey Vriska says that all you need to do to cure alcoholism is to just harass them enough so hey who really cares ha ha

>>83824163
yes

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>>83824096
wavy hair + acceptance, ghosts and being okay with death is big in some (especially) hispanic culture

also we didnt really know she was basicslly asian until the handmaid and even moreso until damara

>>83824171
I think it's also the hair. It's all messy and wild, and some could read it as curliness. Japanese tend to have straighter, neater hair.

>>83824110
Ok, but what if the moment they sleep, they wake up cuddling (maybe with Karkat using Kanaya's boobs as pillow) when Porrim finds them?

>>83824155
yeah, looks like andrewhussie.com/robots.txt was updated very recently. robots.txt is a special file websites can set-up that prevents archival bots (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robots_exclusion_standard)

>>83824207
Ah yeah that's true as well. Honestly I don't mind the conflict, just means more Aradia art at the end of the day.

>>83824223
I know about robot.txt. Well, what a shame his best work is only stored by his fans.

>>83824209

Hmmm...I could see a "they were hanging out/watching movies/etc." and cuddled up on a couch before falling asleep on each other in an awkward position. That might work

>>83824240
Yeah but now I keep imagining Aradia with cute bangs and it's painful no one's drawn that.

>>83824267
is there no colored version of this, xamag?

>>83823779
and this gives him the strangest boner

and then something

and then dirk/dave/roxy threesome with lots of crying

>>83823852
my gf has a penis anon
it's not impossible
follow your dreams

>>83824507
trannies aren't futa
futas are XX cis women that just happen to have cocks and they don't exist in reality

>>83824547
intersex?

>>83824547
making this distinction is dumb
and hey, anon just said he wanted a gf with a penis, and that's possible

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>>83824267

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also dis

>>83824583
too much orange

too much yellow

what a bright, unpleasant sorrow

>>83824560
real life intersex is nothing like hentai intersex
it's things like microdicks, clits the size of microdicks, and internal testicles that don't produce anything

aradia's lust for corpses

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>>83824615

>>83821510
>I swear, fuck the glitch faq, it's led so many people to say "OH WELL WHY BOTHER MAKING MY OWN SBURB FIC"
Honestly, the glitch faq spawned so many good-to-decent spin off fics. Like "the guide to player killing"
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2065626

>>83824648
i want to marry aradia

>>83824715
I want her to lick my feet!

To the anon that recommended the dog days are over, I want you to know that i loved that fic and yet I have never felt the crushing pain of 'last updated' so fiercely in years and I am so assblasted as a result

>>83824715
Wow, wow, wow, wow. Slow your breaks, bro. Marriage is way too serious and has too many responsibilities.

I just wanna have sex with her, possibly a bit BDSM with her putting a collar me. Some RP and maybe her wearing only an apron or something. But not marriage

>>83824760
that was the plan
to give you a rage boner

i'm sorry dude i didn't want to warn you about it, it would have affected how you read it
but now we suffer together
how fucking good was it though?

>>83824770
i want to wake up to aradia's smile and my hands in chains every morning.
is that so wrong?

WHERE IS VRISKA

>>83824923
Hopefully dead.

Ara would NEVER...

>>83824955
throw away all her feet and lube

How does one google (vriska)?

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>>83824955
but aranea did!

>>83824955
But she did, and Dave recorded it.

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>tfw its too compllicated to explain how the harem route worked

>>83824986
what the fug

>>83824978
Just google punk vriska

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>>83825007
john/roxy = confirmed
john/calliope = baggage with roxy
john/terezi = confirmed
john/aradia = confirmed
was that so hard