ITT: The Stupidest Superhero Questions You Can Think Of

>>83812947
I remember a panel that's probably from decades ago that said Wally poops an insane amount

>any question regarding the logical implications of Flash's powers

SPEED FORCE

WE AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT

DEAL WITH IT

>>83813013
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW

I JUST NEED TO KNOW

Does Peter still have radioactive spider semen?

Can Reed make his wang ribbed for her pleasure? Does Sue make invisible anal beads?

Does Alicia Masters ever take the rocky D?

Does it hurt the Green Lantern when he takes a piss?

>>83813189
He makes sure to stay really hydrated.

>>83812947
Why is Hydroman not in porn?

>>83812947
If Black Cat and Cat-Man had a child, would it be Black Panther?

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>>83813428
Because he's schlubby as hell?

>that arc in ASM where him and Sandman fight over an aging bar skank

>>83813013
But he literally wants you to explain shit

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>>83813428
Same could be said for Plastic man.

he was literally created to star in the most freakiest of porno's

he even has the Face and Outfit of a pornstar

theoretically he could if wanted to but it's not default

speed force negates the need to eat a lot

>>83813428
Why doesn't Sandman just absorb the Sahara Desert?

Why doesn't Superman solve all his problems by flying in the opposite direction of the Earth's rotation to turn back time?

If Madrox fucks one of his copies, is it incest or masturbation?

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Can Medusa control her pubes?

>>83813727
at least you didn't ask "How can Superman turn back time reversing the Earth's rotation?"

Is Flash really shitty at sex?

>>83812947
Can the Flash poop so fast he doesn't get any poop on his ass cheeks?

>>83814092
Can The Flash vibrate his ass so fast that he can clean the shit off without wiping?

>>83812947
I would imagine that he's like a polar burn where his body burns everything so he would poop.

If the fast can poop super fast does he still have trouble getting that last piece out? Can the Flash be cobstipated?

>>83814352
If he's constipated he can vibrate his bowels super fast so that the poop is liquified.

>>83813536
He starred in a Tijuana bible if that counts for anything.