How do we stop the sexualization of men in superhero movies, /co/?

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why stop it?

's cool

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>>83804450
Posting more

>>83804450

>Skinny, Twilight fuck-boys are out
>Real men with muscle are back

As a /fit/izen, feels good man

>>83804450
Why would you want that?

We drunk deep of the well of titties that are superhero comics for decades now. Girls should be able to do the same.

We don't

>>83804450
Fuck you, I pray to the holy Chris trinity for gainz

>>83804652

but they want to have their (beef)cake and prevent us from getting our (cheese)cake

>>83804450
See, I don't see a problem. We can watch nice bodies and enjoy it, because, well, they're pleasant to our eyes. Same with the women.

I mean, it's just look and admire, not doing... stuff to unwilling people.

Right?

>>83804450
>people complain about unrealistic bodystandards for women
>they're just skinny with decent genetics
>meanwhile every single guy in OP is on roids

>>83804687
And your solution is to be just like them?

That's not going to solve anything.

>>83804642
this.

>>83804705
Hey that's not true Evans didn't even workout for Captain America. He just stopped his cardio and bulked up for he was in better shape in the FF

Is this bait?

>>83804705
>skinny with decent genetics
Be real anon, women don't just look like that. Most of them literally don't eat and spend hours per day in the gym to get in shape for a movie.

It just so happens that the preferred shape for a woman is thin, and the preferred shape for men is muscular.

>>83804788
OP just wanted a beefcake thread

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>>83804788
No, this is

>>83804450
we don't. we enjoy.

>>83804829
do you live in the deep south or the midwest? I've lived in NY, ATX, and CA for years and skinny women with good genetics basically grow on trees.

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>>83804772
is it bad that i cant tell whether you're joking

>>83804829
oh no you have to not eat like a fucking pig and spend like three hours per week doing a cardio in the gym, what an insurmountable task
how could any one ever achieve that

women dont look like that because most women are lazy sacks of shit. The same goes for men, but that doesn't change the fact that the body standard for men actually is unobtainable without PEDs

>>83804835
Busted.

>>83804450
>captain megamelons

>>83804912
This is true. Most of those women are just "unrealistic" because those body types are uncommon. 95% of male bodies shown are completely unattainable without roids. Literally everyone in the OP is not natty.

>>83804979
Actually I take that back. Cavill is achievable natty.

>>83804450
>all upper body
I just want some tight buns, thighs and calves.

>>83804912
I meant for the first avenger. He posted his routine for the movie and it was literally bench press, leg extensions, and one mile of cardio. He was an underwear model before and needed to get big so he just stopped and ate food. I stopped caring afterwards because Evans is just too perfect to compare myself towards and I had too stop

>>83804979
>>83804829
it's a /co/ embarrasingly tries to talk /fit/ episode apparently

Men aren't sexualised, those are power fantasies. It's completely different, you misogynist asshole.

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>>83805015
You rang?

>>83805015
Any got the gif of cap on the punching bags

>>83805052
You do realize that some of /co/ is /fit/ right? Like a decent chunk. Especially all the gay guys.

>>83805055
Hemsworth is unabashedly sexualized in the Thor movies. There are multiple gags about it. He's even the token eye candy in the new ghostbusters movie. Not to mention tumblrinas obsession with Evans.

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>>83805067

>>83805065
How many coconuts can he crack with those trunks?

>>83804642
Except people never stopped liking muscle.

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>>83805033
and you assume he's telling the truth why?
do you also think jeff seid is natural?

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>>83804969
Chris "Bounce House" Evans

>>83804450

what would I jack off to?

>>83805055
All the women hollering and cheering at shirtless scenes of every Marvel premiere I've ever attended to must be WAY into male power fantasies, then.

>>83805015
>>83805133
Happy?

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>>83805135
>he will never crush my head with those thighs
You didn't have to make me feel m8.

>>83804450
How about no?

>>83804969
I hardly knew what was going on in Civil War because I was too distracted by Cap's muscle titties.

>>83805178
>hollering and cheering
that sounds like a shitty premiere. I've never experienced anything like that other than the obligatory facepalm applause after the premiere.

>>83805181
Only if you don't stop.

>>83805065
Why the fuck did they zoom in on his face of all places?

We keep hot men in, but add more topless scenes with women to level it out.

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How do I achieve Matt Murdock ass?

>>83805217
It is absolutely awful, which is why I stopped attending altogether, audiences around here are pretty shit.

>>83805159
Dude he didn't even get ripped for the first movie he has love handles, isn't vascular, and isn't at a low bf%. He didn't roid for that movie. I concede he has since but look at the first avenger and say that isn't achievable natty, and not even hard at that he's like at 12% body fat

>Captcha choose the candy
Fuck you I'm on a diet 4chan

>>83805267
Deadpool did that.

>>83805312
And it became one of the most successful superhero movies of all time. They clearly were onto something.

>>83804450
More movies with fat, ugly obnoxious permavirgins who constantly spout political opinions in main roles, clearly.

That's the progressive solution, right?

>>83804642
I'm really right here.

>>83804772
He didn't bulk up much for avengers, but later films I think he did. All the cast hate him for how easily he gets in shape. Hemsworth and ScarJo get so jelouse that he's at the candy bowl constantly. dude just has awesome genes

>>83805089
I object to this, I am Bi.

>>83805450
You're a slut.

>>83805311
>love handles at 12% bf
anon please, you don't have a clue what you're talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxmHNTyL6B4

this physique might be obtainable natty if you have godtier genetics and are willing to dedicate YEARS to it, but it much more likely he's on a low dose of tren

>>83805015
what about naked Jackman in DoFP? as a straight man that was still hot

>>83804772

>He just stopped doing cardio

Cardio killing gains is a myth

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>>83804450
I don't get why people get bent out of shape over superheroes being ripped. Batman isn't some little twink bitch, why would he be? Half his fucking shtick is that he reached the peak of human capability. Why wouldn't Captain America be ripped? Why would ANY superhero be some scrawny bitch-boy? They're going up against anything from street thugs to the Thanos Copter, they need to be prepared, and they need to be fucking shredded. I couldn't play Batman, shit I probably couldn't play Robin. I'm 120 something pounds, yesterday a stiff breeze threw me against my car and I got a concussion, I couldn't go toe-to-toe with a single rogue from Marvel or DC. But I don't get pissed because Captain America is built like a brick house, it makes sense that he would be. If anything it makes me want to get off my ass and start working out. It's not unrealistic to emphasize the "super" in "super hero". Yeah, these guys are strong, and the actors that play them worked their asses off to portray them. Chris Pratt can do it, Chris Evans can do it, and it's not because they're named Chris, it's because they worked for it.

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>>83805270
Fucking hell

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>>83805483
There's also movie magic at work, in backstage stuff he doesn't look as huge.

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>>83805499
>hugh jackman
>legs
pick one

>>83805283
>>83805483
Look at OP pic he has fat on his hips and ill defined abs clear indication of higher than 10% body fat, and by first avenger I mean Captain America: the first avenger not the Avengers movie.

>>83805610
Damn his old man legs

>>83805015
What? Deadpool flailing around with his dangly bits wasn't enough?

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Who says we need to stop it? There are plenty of threads about the coke chic addict slut so this is a welcomed change.

>>83805524
i dont mind them being huge, not at all actually
but it's not fair towards normies that they lie about being natty, it creates unrealistic expectations for people starting to work out

>>83805588
that's even worse deceit imo. his delts still look huge for a "natty" there too btw

>>83805524
>I'm 120 something pounds, yesterday a stiff breeze threw me against my car and I got a concussion
kek'd

0/8 b8 tho m8.

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>>83805610
looked pretty good in the movie

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>>83805270
>tfw when you will never feel his lips eating up your pussy

Kill me plox

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>>83805628
he's higher than 10% bf yeah, obviously, that doesn't mean he's natty

>>83805718
Pretty good ass.

Better than Batfleck from the Ultimate edition.

>>83805687
>Delta
Do you mean traps? Cuz his delts are very normal there

>>83805732
jesus that gif made me want to be a woman and live your fantasy...

>>83805718
nah those are dyel tier compared to his upper body

good ass tho

>>83805680
Well, Reynolds is passable

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>>83804642
Seriously.

>>83805718
Butt double

>>83805718
>Jackedman will never do a full frontal

Life is suffering.

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>>83805718
Who did it better?

>>83805745
Dude he doesn't look like he's on roids for his first Marvel movie. He probably just got off them because he was a model for God's sake. He didn't need them for the role because he was in better shape before filming

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>>83805770
Maybe he is bi and into sucky sucky?

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>>83805766
his traps are huge too, but this is what natty delts look like (note that this guy is insanely strong and lifts for a living)

notice how the delts slope downward and dont sit like a "bubble" on his shoulders

>>83804450
that's not sexualization, that's male power fantasy, you shitlord!
not a single woman enjoy that

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>85 replies
>no red M&M yet

>>83805843
tiny ass

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>>83805851
dyel pls
its not possible to put on that amount of muscle mass in one year natty

do you think every roider automatically looks like arnold or somethign?

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>>83805843
Shit tier ass tbqh

>>83805925
He has a massive penis though.

>>83805851
Kek you have no idea what natty is dude

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>>83805851
Proof

>>83805867
While they are smaller those look better defined than Evans also he lifts for looks your guy lifts for strength?

>>83805863
I don't want him to give me head, he doesn't seem like he would be good at it. He looks FAR to good at cunnalingus and that's why I now wish I has a pussy for him to lick.

Hell, I'd love to watch bet I could pick up some good pointers

>>83805843
i like how buff he got but that is hank hill tier

>>83805867
Sit like a bubble? What?

>>83805915
this still scares me...

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MCU or DCCU?

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>>83805843
Shameful display, Batman.

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>>83805843
What the fuck?

He got pretty buff for BvS how the fuck is that flat monstrosity even possible

>>83806044
Caville is a bro but Evans is a bro like no other bro, bro

>>83805952
Fuck you dude bro. You can put on more than 38lbs of muscle in one year on a blast and Cruz cycle. There were even papers on it. God damn bro science and their feelings

>>83806061
>could've had a Cavill shower scene
>gives us Batfleck's flat ass instead
Snyder truly is a hack.

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>>83806044
I am that guy in the back tbqh famalaya

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>>83806044
MCU has more husbandos, so MCU.

Cavill is 10/10 though.

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All I want in my life is to bury my head between Evans' manboobies

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>>83805977
he is not in better shape there lol
you seem to think definition and leanness is the main factor, that's not the case. its the combination of being huge and staying relatively low bf. look up FFMI, basically a FFMI above 23.5 is impossible natty. Losing or gaining a few % of bf isnt going to affect your FFMI much but gaining 20+ lbs of muscle certainly is

it is possible to be huge natty, and it's possible to be lean natty, but it's not possible to be both huge and lean (<15% bf) natty unless you have godtier genetics (pic related, this is the natty limit if you're the 0.0001%)

another telltale sign of roid usage is the traps and delts, since they tend to respond disporportionally well to it

>>83805843
Well he's in character at least, I doubt Bruce Wayne ever unclenches

>>83805270
HEEP DRAHV

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>>83806013
im pretty bad at putting visuals into words, sorry
its like their delts are kind of like WoW shoulder pads? does that make sense?

>>83804450
We don't because we aren't pansies that are threatened by other men.
Only weak people want to change the world around them to make them feel safe instead of becoming stronger themselves.

>>83804450

I don't really care. Because I'm a man and don't complain about trivial things that contradict things I once complained about.

>>83805270
i want this type of ass, holy shit.

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>>83805843

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>>83806044
MCU husbandos are toptier

>>83806088
>You can put on more than 38lbs of muscle in one year on a blast and Cruz cycle.

so you're agreeing with me? im kind of confused here

>>83806232

So if weak men change the world to fit them and strong change themselves, are people that don't give a fuck strong or weak?

>>83806270
Me too. I also want to fuck that type of ass.

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>>83805843
lmfao

Is a micro ass a thing

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>>83806270
Is this genetics?

>>83806348
>>83806270
>>83805270
just do a shitton of squats

>>83804687
That will not solve the problem, the solution is to show them we are okay with both the beefcake and the cheesecake so that they looks silly when the complain about it

>>83806302
I don't mean weak as in physically weak. I mean people that rather whine and throw a hissyfit than try to change (shit) themselves.

As for people that don't give a fuck, those people are better than "weak" people.

>>83806312
Same my friend. Got damn.

>>83805196
there's a war going on in those boxers

>>83806348
>tfw girls compliment you on your ass like that

it's a shame I didn't keep it up. Was weird though, never thought guys could have sexy asses at the time

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>>83805270
>>83806348
>But Elden Henson, who plays best friend and law partner Foggy Nelson, offers up one other attribute worth appreciating: “I don’t know if you know this, but Charlie, he has a great ass,” he says. “I’m not kidding, dude, that thing is gooood!”

>“I’m like, ‘Damn, dude, do you work out?’ And he did!” Henson recalls. “He worked out like three hours every day before he would even come to set. I was like, ‘Dude, you’re insane.’”

Time for some squats.

>>83806508
i'm motivated, jesus christ.

>>83806290
No he put on less than 30lbs and wasn't even close to pure muscle. So didn't need to use roids to get big in over a years time to get that shirtless shot. He may have used roids before and since, but unless he was lazy as fuck he did not juice for CA:tfa

>>83806508
I want him to sit on my face

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>>83806530
You can do it anon.

>>83806232
God people around here say some faggy drama queen bullshit.

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>>83806590

>>83806508
god I love the cast for this show. They all love Charlie cox so much cause he seems such a nice guy. Deborah Ann Woll was making all the cast member D&D characters that fit their real life personalities and she insisted that Cox was a Paladin. The perfect human specimin

Mods should move this thread to /fit/

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>>83806590
I am glad people are spreading the gospel of Charlie Cox

>>83806550
the 3 lbs/month is only for complete beginners and is an upper limit, not something you're realistically going to achieve every month

but ok, if you wanna prove me wrong why don't you copy his workout plan and look close to that in a year?

>>83806651
Deborah is a D&D fan? That's so god damn cute

>>83806666
Really faggot we can have twelve 3d waifu threads. But not one glorious male body thread? Are you a closet homo?

>>83806666
this thread isn't anywhere near gay enough for /fit/

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>>83806666
Bet you are a closeted faggot or a butthurt Olsen poster.

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>>83806682
Underrated MCU husbando.

>>83806725
Dude I'm fat as fuck after college and would have to lose 85 lbs to start that challenge, but fuck it might as well start lifting again any way. But I refuse to go back to /fit/ that place was bad for me

>>83806759
So do you have to have a good ass to be cast in the MCU?

>>83806759
is that charlie?

sweet lord have mercy

>>83806666
I'd rather see all this movie/tv crap in /tv/ or possibly /sh/ - Superheroes.

>>83806808
Not anymore dude truck driving kills your body

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>>83806808
If you don't have manboobies, you must make up for it somehow

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>>83806808
if i were a hollywood producer, the casting couch would be my face.

>>83806832
Cartoon fags
>>>>>>>>>>>>/trash/

>>83806732
oh hell yeah, she is one that thinks it's a healthy passtime, that it teaches a person not just to act but to explore themselves. She seems a very serious D&D player and god would I love to play a game with her.

plus I've done exactly what she has and make characters of people as a sort of bonding experience.

>>83806832
What, are you tired of masturbating to your imaginary Steven Universe waifu?

>>83806732
>>83806751
>>83806759
>>83806832
Calm down faggots, we're not even talking about comics or cartoons anymore, go to talk about man asses somewhere else

>>83806839
>>83806759
Oh it's Bucky with the good ass
unf

>>83806957
but /co/ is the place to talk about gay, /lgbt/ is for trans people

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>>83806841
Probably how Singer does all his auditions.

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>>83806957
>>83807016
It's also canon within the comic books so I guess this is the right place to talk about it

>>83807071
But unliek him, I'm not into twinks.

>>83806832
The idea of making a /cape/ containment board was floated a while ago for all these fucking live action cape movies. As far as I know it never even got a response from a mod. These things never do.

>>83807132
I always thought that Singer's twinks were pretty shit-tier.

Jackedman & Fassbinder >>> all the X-twinks

>>83807151
Do you think we'll reach the one year mark for anything on https://www.4chan.org/feedback actually getting a response?

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>>83807151
The line between comicbook continuity and the cinematic universes is getting thinner and thinner as the movies get more popular and hell, some of the art you see in the comics is just blatant fanart-tier.

>>83807151
>containment board for an already slow board
what is the fucking point?

>>83807151
/cape/ is fucking retarded. Just tell live action to fuck off to /tv/. And talking about superhero comics isn't the problem, it's threads about clickbait pertaining to superhero comics is what's wrong.

So basically, we need better mods, but good fucking luck with that.

>>83807339
/co/ is way way too fucking fast. It's not supposed to be a chatroom.

>>83807390
You can thank Generals for that.

>>83807416
I blame movies, because they are the problem.

>>83807344
You are forgetting that superhero movies are the reason why Marvel and DC are still alive and publishing comics.

>>83804642
Muscle AND hair baby

>>83807443
Okay, and?

>>83807443
They'd still be around if there hadn't been a massive IP feeding frenzy. We would probably have more good comics if there wasn't.

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>>83804450
balance the equation with a good twink

>>83807495
That they belong on /co/ and /tv/. Moreover, comic books artists are blatantly relying on the movies as a source for inspiration. See how Bucky is resembling Sebastian Stan's looks in the movie more in Thunderbolts, or how Steve is becoming Chris Evans and Falcon is pretty much a young Anthony Mackie.

>>83807447
I don't think the muscle bear look is in. Pretty much every actor/model is completely waxed, with only a few exceptions.

>>83807543
>inspiration
>movie ads belong on all boards
Marvel intern is gay.

>>83807390
>try 4+4chan for a while
>a half a dozen posts an hour

not saying it has to be /b/ tier but we have threads that last a week and they are usually waifu threads. live action isn't the problem, at least it keep up conversation and not just waifu posting

>>83807543
>Moreover, comic books artists are blatantly relying on the movies as a source for inspiration.

That has fuckall to do with where discussions should fall, no matter how hackneyed the practice may be. So because Greg Land traces from porn, his comics are both /co/ and /hc/ related?

>>83807603
>>83807628
>this delusion

Kek, Marvel and DC would be dead without the movies attracting interest towards them. And that can be easily see in the butthurt that the Hydra Cap twist caused. People wouldn't have cared if he wasn't MCU's beloved posterboy.

>>83807713
>We make the sun rise.
Fuck off.

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>>83807873
Face it, you are assblasted that the popularity of the movies has managed to deem the comics as irrelevant

>>83808066
I am disgusted with every movie and tv show having one or more threads up at all times, with not filterable subject or common denominator whatsoever. If movie ads are gonna be allowed, they should be filterable or condense their threads.

>>83808110
There should just be a sticky for those things, it prevents dups very well. But for some reason stickies are taboo now. Last one was for BvS and that not only killed DCEU but stickies as well

>>83805270
Wtf, Matt's supposed to be Irish.Suspension of disbelief broken.

>>83808462
Anon they don't like their women to have asses the men can and many do. Their women are blessed

>>83805065
Being an ex fatty has its pros.

A guy I used to know walked around at 320lbs and went down to 240lbs and his fucking calves and legs are insanely huge and make him look fit as fuck.

>>83807151
Why the fuck would they? Cape related things are obviously the biggest draw to /co/ in the same way popular music is the biggest draw to /mu/.

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>>83804450
Same way tumblr whales do. Try to change the definition of superhero.

>>83808266
The last sticky we had was for Cooke.

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Society is extremely sexualized as it is, so why shouldn't we extrapolate to the cinematic industry?

>>83804450
Shitpost on twitter/tumblr about it and sign up petitions.

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>>83804450
Please, those sluts are asking for it.

>>83808462

As an Irishman with a good butt I'm gonna have to explain that you're wrong Sir.

>>83810418
Pics or gtfo

>>83810418
Pics or it didn't happen

>>83804450
I'm starting to understand the ancient Greeks.

>>83810624

... You are attracted to young boys?

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>>83810624
>boipuccylover

Disgusting

>>83810676
>>83812808
I might want to rephrase that, but I think I'll leave it as is.

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>>83810676
>>83812808
>when all you know of ancient society is internet memes

they worshiped form in general
boypussy was just one aspect of it

big manly cocks and supple ladylike teetees were on the menu as well

>>83812911
>big manly cocks
Pretty sure big dicks were considered barbaric and ridiculous by the ancient Greeks.

>>83812911
Actually, no. It also depends on where you are talking about. The worship systems were not the same in Boeotia, Thebes or Athens. For instance, Athens worshiped Athena, and she exhibited hermaphrodite features, meaning that she was not wholly female nor male.

>>83813166
uh where do you get that idea? just cause their plays had gigantic cocks being worn by people didn't mean it was something they didn't want to have.

>>83813415
A few art history classes I've taken. Big dicks were associated with lust and foolishness which is why you only saw them on stock stupid characters in plays and on statues of satyrs.

>>83813822
>statues of satyrs
which were the epitome of lust. I think it's hard to say big dicks were all ridicule. To this day people make fun of big black dicks and yet want big dicks. It's pretty normal to say they felt similar

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How has this not shown up in this thread yet?

>>83812911
dude, having a grown up male lover was considered unmanly as fuck. You were supposed to be the little boy or fuck a little boy.

Unless you were a spartan, but then you really weren't supposed to fuck anything until 30.

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Why would you look at superhero physiques, especially in the movies, and be bitter?

They should inspire you. They should make you want to follow in their footsteps. You shouldn't be afraid of getting jacked like Cap or Bats. You should strive to come after them. You should want to be like them.

Hating those who are better than you isn't manly. Men don't envy. Men emulate.

>>83814310
But anon, Lex was driven by envy and he ended up being president.

>>83813994
Nah, small cocks were the shit back then. It meant you weren't ruled by your sexual urges and were a cultured, intellectual alpha.

Attitudes on dicks started changing once the Romans started running shit. They liked schlongs of any size.

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underrated

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Who else is hype for Curly Fist?

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>>83804912
>tfw this was my wife's favorite part of the movie

>>83804450
I feel like it's ok for most men to look up to these guys and be inspired by them, but the extreme-feminists get immediately destroyed when they see a fit female body.

>>83814310
So who innovates? Gods? Fuck that. And fuck Greeks.

>>83815213
That's because whining is unmanly.

>>83805499
and cgi

>>83814121
stuntguy. think he also did some stunts on DD too

>>83804553

I giggled uncontrollably.

>>83804642
>/fit/zen
>real men

pick one, manlet ;^)

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>>83805915
>Simmons will die in your lifetime

>>83805055
No she hulk is a power fantasy ops stuff was sexualization

>>83818770
And frankly I'm not sure what power girl is

>>83814133
What was the deal with Spartans and man fucking?

They were only allowed to fuck them when they turned 30? That doesn't make much sense.

>>83806822
nah, that's bucky from a comedy he did with bernadette from big bang theory

>>83806761
>can you please fuck me

>>83805915
How? Also why?

>>83807587
Female reactions to Man of Steel beg to differ.

>>83819023

Military service ended at age 30, after which they became full citizens and could live with their family.

That means that in practice, you spent a good deal of your life with other grown up men. In fact, it was common to dress your bride in military clothing (so, as a man) as a symbol that you loved her just as much as your comrades in arms.

>>8382
>shit what the fuckin but

>>83807447
>>83820427
Hairy bearmodes are what gays want, not women. Most women don't give a shit about body hair unless you look like a wookie.

you start lifting, faggot. don't you wanna be objectified by qt's?

>>83815221
I bet you would :^)

>>83808757
This is true, I was never as big as your example, but being heavier made it easier to train legs when I started lifting.

Is there any way I can make it if my knees are fucked?

I want to start going to the gym, but I'm not sure if my knees can take it.

>>83825443
In what way are your knees fucked? Slowly increasing muscle around the knee can solve a lot of problems, along with stretching and proper maintainace. If you have no cartilage left, you may be a little fucked.

>>83825483
Yeah, my cartillage is damaged.

I'm a girl, I don't want huge muscles or anything. Just build a bit of muscle and tone myself, since I'm a bit underweight and going into skeleton territory.

>>83825560
You're in luck. It is nearly impossible for a woman to gain huge muscles without medical assistance. You should talk to your doctor about your knees and see if they have any recommendations for an exercise program that won't fuck you up.

>>83825604
Yeah I'll do that. Time to stop sitting on my ass all day and do something before my health deteriorates.

Thanks anon.

>>83805270
oatz and squatz

>>83805270
>tfw have an ass like this but it's covered in stretch marks
It sucks

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>>83825959
Irrelevant, I would still grab it all day.

>>83805915
Schillinger got ripped and he's coming for your ass. And then he's coming in your ass.

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>>83814700
>underrated
>implying

Get fucked normie. Also posting best MCU man.

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>>83807252
Sebastian Stan a cute but I liked rugged comics Bucky with the short hair and lantern jaw better. Keep the bishie kun stuff to the movies.

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>>83827392
He has the lantern chin and besides, short hair Stan is actually rather similar to the way Bucky has been portrayed since Burbaker's run. Hopefully he will get a haircut once we get BuckyCap and trial of the Winter Soldier

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>>83827579
I don't know, for some reason Stan just doesn't strike me as that manly looking, even when he's buff and supposed to be intimidating. Something about him just strikes me as too "soft", maybe it's the eyes.

>>83804829
It literally takes eating proportional amounts and light workout to look amazing for a woman.

Don't be a wuss, you don't need to starve and you don't need to work your ass off.

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>>83805065
Oh god why did Marvel movies make me start lusting after fucking Paul Rudd

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>>83827908
Because Tayne is hot af

>>83807016
Don't remember him having much of an ass in any of the movies, but it seems like the costumers just never put much thought into his pants like they did for Cap's.

>>83805196
I still think this part was completely unnecesaary

>>83828954
It was nice though.

>>83806494
Oh fuck can't unsee

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>>83827908
Paul Rudd a cute.

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>>83814745
ME!

>Why is he so pretty, /hdo/?

>>83805065
Chris Pratt looks like he feels up passed out drunk girls at house parties.

>>83805065
Doesn't this guy fluctuate between being fat and being fit all the time?
Like, he's fit for 2-3 months when a movie requires it, then he's fat, then fit, etc.
Either way, he's hot as fuck

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>>83830252
Scruffy guys with moderate chub are cute.

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>>83814888
>mfw this was my favorite part of the movie

>>83831194
That shot was so long too.

Russos said in an interview that Chris came to the shooting of that scene with some long sleeved jacket and they were like "Haha fuck no that's not going to work. Go back to the fitting room." It was pretty funny.

>>83831290

I heard the exact opposite. I heard Evans wanted to do the scene shirtless.

That would have been great

>>83831683
>Bucky beats up Cap and he gets his shirt torn off trying to fight him off
>chases after him topless

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>>83830864
>roid face
>cute

Ewww. Stan is pretty but what they did to the poor guy in Civil War is disgusting.

>>83831683
Pretty sure he was joking when he said that, but yeah that would've been fun. Apparently he injured his arm while doing the scene.

https://youtu.be/TqfAL9oCCyc

Question starts at 30:40

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>>83804450
You don't.

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>>83831770
Sorry buddy, I like them on the bara side. Sebastian Stan is not a bad looking guy but he did nothing for me back when he was a twink.

>>83804450
>sexualization
Uhm, Anon.. This is power fantasy remember? Men cannot be sexualized.

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>>83831770
>>83832067
ChocolateMan is better than your shitty husbandos

>>83832418
I hope MCU Wakanda has lots of traditional ceremonies where the king is forced to dress like a slut.

>>83831290
Based Russos. We are unworthy of them.

>>83804450
fuck you i like sexy men

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>>83832465
So do I anon, so do I

>>83834633
>almost 40 years old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4mQzJ40pWA
>no one posted this yet
shame

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>>83831770
He looked shit in the movie but during that interview he was very cute and huggable looking.

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>>83836492
Truth

>>83834633
>Enrico Pucci takes a stroll.jpg

>>83836646
His hair's the wrong color though.

>>83836285
I hope we get one of those with Bucky and Natasha in the Winter Soldier movie

>>83837193
One of the writers already basically said it ain't happening since he only sees it working if Black Widow was secretly old like the comics and that definitively isn't the case in the movies. Too bad because I actually think they'd make a good match.

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>>83805270
Squats, hip thrust and lunges.
And fuck OP, superheroes are what inspired my life of fitness and recreational mma.

>>83837635
Congrats for coming out on /co/

>a woman will never look at you the way she looks at marvel heroes

>>83804450
we can't

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Stop? Are you a puritan? Sexualize everything!

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look I'm not gay or anything and I'm not even getting just the slightest hint of arousal at admiring these great forms. but even I would admit that if any of these gorgeous men offer me sex it wouldn't be in me to say no.

>>83839963
/co/ - Closets & Camps

>>83805915
He's the yellow one.

Philip J Fry is the red one.

>>83807526
UNF
Now we're talking

>>83804450
Always thought Chris Evans looked weird in this picture.
Hard to say, balloon like?

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>>83841033
Probably the lighting and the fact that he probably shot this at peak muscle mass. But his breasts have always been pretty big.

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It gives me inspiration

>>83837635
LONDON

>>83839963
That is quite a bit gay desu.

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>>83841847
>Bucky Mirin

Kek

>>83842467
That fucking Anton Chigurh hair he had during that part though. Makes him look more fat than usual.

>>83837635
Pls tell me you're natty
Like, genuinely natty
I'm tired of fit yelling ROIDS at any physique they can't attain

>>83842490
No one can pull that hair off, though. They should have had pulled back on the fucking roids a little and make him look less bloated and by comparison, he does look great now.

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>>83804450
If you dont want to have super-beefy superheros, that's fine. But you still have to make them manly. If you're going to make your male hero thin or fat, they have to be mentally/emotionally strong enough to save the day.

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>>83805915
Jim, I told you, I'm not doing it.

>>83842467
Man, Egoraptor's doing really well for himself these days

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>>83842773
Wrong Youtuber.

>>83805270
Bulgarian splits squats, lunges and hip thrusts.

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>>83842773
>HEY I'M CAP
>I'M NOT SO CAP

>>83842844
>hip thrusts
Like, in thin air?

>>83842773
I laughed.

>>83842815
What a fatty. I bet you he plays Persona.

>>83841847
>he hurt his arm doing this scene

kek

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>>83805843
Batman isn't for sexual. He shouldn't have a fuckboi ass.

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>>83830864
I want him and Chris Pratt to nuzzle beards in Infinity War.

>>83843037
I wanted to argue with you but you're right. Bruce's personality is terrible, I wouldn't fuck him.

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>>83805863
Seriously why is he so adorable?

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>>83843037
Would make love to him in the missionary position while deep kissing him

>>83842912
As opposed to deep sea?

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>>83843117
I think it's been proven before that the only way to make Bruce fuckable is to remove his personality altogether and give him an entirely new one.
A beard and Capullo on art also help.

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>>83843134
>tfw my kink is to make love to him in the missionary position

>>83842815
I feel sorry for Seb. He is a major qt pi and I cannot imagine how he felt waking up to that.

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>>83843458
He's got enough obsessive fangirls who don't even care that it's no skin off his nose. Besides he probably knows, considering he was posting pics on his Instagram of himself at his animu bishiekun-est on the eve of Civil War. A reminder of his better days?

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Tarzan on the silverscreen then
Tarzan on the silverscreen now

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>>83843512
In the recent vids and photos of him he is sporting his old good looks, so it was not that bad in the first place. Hopefully bishonen Bucky will make a return in Black Panther.

>>83843348
True, only time I was attracted to him.

Also, dat ass.

>>83843587
I hope he remains more clean shaven in the MCU from here on out. His jawline looks a lot better without the heavy stubble.

>>83843652
Bucky needs to have a butt chin, so I hope the Russos deliver.

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>>83843652
He still looks good with a thin layer of fuzz. It just looked bad in Civil War because there was too much of it.

>>83804450
how do these fuckers even get that ripped
look at those man tits

>>83841847
PEAK HUMAN
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>>83804450
Why do anything about it? More people will end up going to the gym.

>>83804969
captain "mountains" america

>>83843448
You sick fuck!

>>83843587
What the fuck happened there anyway? Bad costume/photography? Mistimed bulking? PEDs?

>>83845240
For my viewing pleasure.

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>>83805843
He might be lacking in ass but Ben so far that we know of has the biggest penis thanks to Gone girl.

God bless this thread

>>83805139
When you deny it the SJWs win, friend.

>>83837806
Kek, no homo.

>>83842519
Natty and relatively old. (31)
Also just started lifting seriously when I turned 29 when I realized I'd be hitting thirty as a fatty.

You can do it if you want it, without shortcuts, crash diets or spending your life at the gym.

> use actual routine
> switch it up every 2 months
> be CONSISTENT
> give something like myfitnesspal a try
> cut out soda
> favor HIIT over LISS, more for less
> don't cut until you've lifted for at least 6 months

>>83804969
> captain wonderbra