Homestuck & cool and new webcomic

>>83803577
oh man

nostalgia

please tag all CaNWC spoilers
i'm presently reading through it but i want to shitpost in this thread anyway

>>83803647
That's our Davekat! No way in hell would they ever let a John/Roxy picture, regardless of its quality, get onto an official piece of merchandise.

>>83803679
i am feeling bitter, also

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Mr. 7 was really really good, I legit would read a whole story just like that

>>83803647
>Rose in a suit
wew laddie, shame all those shirts aren't wearable outside of cons

>>83803647
The art looks good, but it seems so weird wearing characters on t-shirts in public. "Who's that guy in the red wearing sunglasses?"

>Oh he's from uh.... this thing I follow online....

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Is this comic about kids and fun?

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>>83803741
It's about pain and misery.

>>83803679
>>83803724
they opened the fanforge for homestuck though
so theres potential
i'll submit the design again, maybe without the fireflies and maybe it'll get enough votes that way

>>83803647
At least the left one is good

>>83803728
>wew laddie, shame all those shirts aren't wearable outside of cons
What? Who cares if people know you like Homestuck.

>>83803730
You must have missed all the children and hipsters with marvel/DC shirts

>>83803647
why are they pandering to my girls in suits fetish

>>83803777
nice 7's

why remove the fireflies? it's context
it's a great fucking design i can't imagine why you got shafted

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>>83803786
>What? Who cares if people know you like Homestuck.
Because I've been forged in the fires of 'subtle' vidya clothing, Anything big and garish like that triggers me

>>83803930
i'm still thinking someone sent a message to WP about her mentioning the email she got here

>redid the survey
>still Knight of Light (and Witch as well if there are no genderlocks)
H-Hey V-Voidbros, how's it going?

>>83803797
The thing is, Marvel & DC are basically ubiquitous. Even if it's some obscure ass character you can just say, "Oh it's from Marvel", "Oh, it's from DC" and they'll be like, "Oh, okay!" cause they know those are the two major things that superheros come from.

>>83803930
i think the gradient behind them is probably difficult to print
i dont know what quality printers wlf has
and they dont do traditional screenprinting

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animated

>>83804013
I should have kept closer to the original instead of going off ways.

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>>83803647
DUDE DAVEKAT LMAO

DUDE DAVE AND HIS TOY KARKAT LMAO

3/5 is the kind of content I want from paradox space

>>83804013
nice

>>83803938
I don't think it's very garish. It's just not going out of its way to be subtle.

>>83803597
wait, mods, why did it get deleted? Mind warning me so I know which rule I broke? I don't draw this

>>83804121
dabe's naked underage butt is illedal

>>83803597
Why's the janitor deleting cool and new web comic? Honestly i dont even understand how someone could misinterpret it as breaking the rules.

>>83803647
Wow more shirts with either kids or trolls in them
How many do you need? Can I get my slick and classy MC shirt now?

>>83804160
oh, that makes sense

>>83804164
fanfiction is technically against the rules, I think, but homestuck is itself fanfic of sbahj, so I don't know

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>>83804004
Characters being known doesn't matter. The shirt looks awkward because it's a boring design.

>>83803647
Okay I've got an idea that's so terrible you can't possibly not win.

sbahj three wolf moon

>>83804187
how can an author be a fan of his own work
wait never mind I forget we were talking about hussie for a second there

>>83804196
with sweet bro, hella jeff, and geromy as the wolves?

>>83804187
>fanfiction is technically against the rules
It literally isn't

>>83804187
But this isn't like /rwbyg/ tier fanfic come on

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>>83804235
oh wow, it's only banned on /lit/

>>83803938
Hiding your powerlevel is a good thing

speaking of fanfiction
i desire more incest

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Why does absolute best character get no merchandise?

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>>83804232
Yes

Also they are furry now

Except for Geromy, Geromy is just Geromy

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speaking of fanfiction
I desire more high quality sburb fics

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>>83804282
or IS he???

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>>83804261
You and me both man

Secret Santa was pretty cute, I would have liked more moments like that in the comic, or at least more storys like it

>>83804272
it would be impossible to produce anything that would adequately represent his sheer excellence

>>83804272
Because we're the only ones that love him and nobody else would buy it

>>83804272
Just use a website like customink and make your own tshirt

>>83804260
Why? Maybe if you care what normies think.

>>83804314
Jesus Equius, phrasing

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Holy shit, Hussie, would it kill you to make ONE PICTURE in the right orientation? Enough of this quasi-isometric bullshit already, ugh.

>>83804360
The worst isn't normies though, it's getting dragged into a conversation with a stereotypical autistic unwashed nerd

>>83804260
Not being obnoxious about your interests is a good thing, being disingenuous isn't.

>>83804314
>Phrasing
never fucking gets old

thoughts on johnjade, LB?

>>83804405
haha yeah

power level hiding is just to avoid being sought out by others with high power levels

>>83804296
>gas tube looks like an AK
>dip where the bolt/magazine is
>that short stock
what the fuck am I looking at here

>>83804405
Subtle merch won't help against them anyway though because they're autistic

>>83804451
it makes perfect sense for caliborn to have a completely stupid gun, shut up

>>83804446
What the bleeding fuck is a power level

>>83804427
probably really really cute, I haven't looked much into it though

>>83804013
based

>>83804485
google three years jade/john

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>>83804451

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>>83803647
these are literally the most inane fucking designs they could do

>WHOA TROLL RAINBOW
>WOW IT'S THE SHIP
>WOWZERS ITS A SHIRT OF WOMEN IN SUITS

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>>83804485
i recommend Three Years by Pancakestein
also comes up in beta kids ot4 fic where they tend to be cousins and it's as cute as you'd imagine
i recommend "i think i like you but it's complicated" and "the dog days are over" for that

>>83804451
honestly when it comes to drawing i tend to make an exception for guns. they're bullshit to draw, for the same reason most artists don't take commissions for mechs.

my thing will become more popular than hussie's thing

>>83804471
to hide your power level means to keep your displays of nerd/gamer to a minimum to avoid ridicule from normies and having other, less-subtle geeks seeking you out in public

>>83804569
unlikely

>>83804589
just watch

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>>83798750
If these love-hate triangles were pyramids, Didide would be on top

>>83799220
I'll have to see if I have time later tonight or tomorrow, but I saved the ref for later!

>>83803647
Girls in suits, my only weakness aaaaaa

>>83804569
me too

also how do i draw pls

>>83804530
I can't even be mad at this because it knows it's making fun of itself.

>>83804561
>bullshit to draw
People were making semiautomatics at least 60-70 years before computers with reasonable CAD capabilities existed; they're not super hard if you get the basic shape down. You don't have to draw all the levers and such, but just make it look at least somewhat plausible is all.

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>>83804561
they're rectangles and tubes.

Drawing guns is as hard as my dick when I look at your mom

girls in suits:

awesome as a poster

way too fucking bust for a shirt
what the fuck are they thinking
couldn't they find like ONE actual fashion designer or something to say "hey maybe not"

>>83804645
>way too fucking bust for a shirt
fuck
*busy

>>83804518
>>83804548
>people still rec this ooc garbage

wew

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never forget

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>>83804677
*makes a wanking motion in your direction*

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>>83804602
didide you cheeky fuck

also i didn't notice until about 15 minutes ago that Büjorn's hands were tied up with his tie in this.

i wonder if Hussie is desperate enough for money to fund Hiveswap that he'd bein a gay porn shoot

or maybe kiss me for 10 bucks...

>>83804569
if undertale could do it, then I feel like anybody could do it

>>83804692
damn, bro

>>83804624
wait, so do you mean it's very hard, or not hard at all?

>>83804602
who's that clown
i like that clown

>>83804714
Homestuck isn't anywhere as popular as Hussie believes it to be. Everything he's doing now is nothing but a ploy to get some cartoon done that will fail miserably and never ever be greenlit

he's despicable

>>83804446
How is someone else with a high power level not going to pick up on your subtle merch? You didn't think this through.

>>83804735
she's supposed to be a harlequin laughsassin or something

>>83804702
stop bein such a wwhore

>>83804548
>that fucking commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4
Wew laddie
All right, I'll take a look and see

>>83804766
DELET

>>83804751
well, the idea is if you're not actively flaunting it, more overt geeks might not notice, and normies definitely won't think anything of it

>>83804759
glad you caught that. as a sidenote, have you ever read the fanfic of that commercial? it aint half bad.

>>83804759
this commercial has fanfiction
like four different ones

>>83804789
>>83804791
>commercial-fanfic-mind

>>83804695
Ties are great for tying things >;3c

>>83804735
That clown is Classpectanon's Arctis dressed up as a highblood

>>83804754
that's not a harlequin

>>83804836
so they are not actually a highblood?

lmao is anything even going to happen with homestuck 2.0? it was dead before it started

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>>83804735
she's Arctis Tignyn, a rustblood who disguises herself as highbloods (KILL N REPLACE) as a survival and coping mechanism because of shenanigans that resulted in her getting a high blooded lusus as a grub.

>>83804695 is also her

as is this picture

>>83804855
Hopefully it gives content creators an in to make Homestuck related content.

>>83804862
holy fuck that's neato, nice concept

>>83804862
pretty slutty feet

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>>83804677
It's entertaining even if it has absolutely no grounding in homestuck

>>83804855
The Adventures of Dave and his girlfriend Karkuck

>>83804873
You mean Davekat-related content, by the way the contest went.

>>83804879
she is clearly indoors. she isn't some brazen harlot like sahtii.

>>83804862
holy shit i just realized she files her horns so she can wear the horns of dead trolls wtf this is great

>>83804849
i fucking know that, i didn't write her description

that's all that i remember

>>83804862
she's qt

>>83804903
no excuse. she seems to be well aware of the camera and is making zero effort to hide them from view. they're slutty.

>>83804904
It would be if we had any reason to believe horns were related to caste

>>83804907
well i'm just saying that i don't think that that is a harlequin laughsassin no matter who wrote the description

>>83804946
i think CA mentioned she disguises herself as specific trolls she kills
so, kill, acquire new set of horns

>>83804946
it still works; assuming she takes on other blood castes, she can pretend to be a different troll each time.

>>83804904
Yep.

She's also hopelessly in love with Büjorn because she saw him when she was a very young troll and basically fell into red-at-first-sight. She excuses herself whenever she needs a new highblood to replace by going like "he's too distinct" or "he's too tall" but it's just because she likes him too much.

>>83804946
no, she literally kills trolls and rips their horns out to wear them.

>>83804950
wrong fan troll, yeah

>>83804934
Actually, the one into feet is the yellowblood, Didide.

See: http://pastebin.com/Z2wgxJUx

>>83804405 >>83804784
I wish I had more stereotypical autistic unwashed Homestuck friends/

>>83804862
TELL ME ABOUT ARCTIS
WHY DOES SHE FILE DOWN HER HORNS

speaking of harlequin laughsassins did that artist ever draw the harlequin laughsassin request
because if so i missed it and i'm very sad

>>83804995

>>83804967
>>83804978

>>83804679
Her thigh gap looks awful though

>>83805014
ah shit, i was a bit slow there, thanks m8

>>83805034
np

>>83804978
oh whoops, thought that was yours. my bad

>>83804981
I just showered but I will be your friend

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HERE YOU GO VRISKA
PLEASE DON'T WAKE UP AND RAPE ME

>>83804995
Lines such as

>Hello, I'm troll CIA
and
>You're pretty fucked up
>Soon I'll be you!
and
>Nobody cared who I was before I filed off my horns.

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>>83804981
same, i want some people i actually like to discuss this thing im so fucking obsessed with so i dont have to spend time with you guys

>>83805128
i like spending time with you guys :<

>>83804893
Man I love this so much

Welp Paradox space was neat, but it just kind of stopped? Some really good stories, but most of it was garbage.
Mr. 7 > Soul-Fraying > Secret Sufferer >lewdsuim > Crit Miss > Con Faire > 3/5 hats > long Day
The rest were okay to meh and all of Kc's were honestly pretty bad, and not in the good way

>>83805147
youre the worst one

>>83805147
this but ironically

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>>83805147
same

>>83805094
Thanks! Now move to Boston please.

>>83803977
i still don't understand mage of void. bit hello

>>83805148
jesus christ, that darlings story gets going pretty fast

>>83805302
it's good aint it

>>83805245
oh joy, another one. i'm too busy reading, does someone else got this?

what's the stereotypical classpect for /hst/ again

>>83805128
I've had better Homestuck discussions here than anywhere else

>>83805368
this >>83805245

>>83805302
Isn't it great

>>83804747
>Le "Hussie is evil" meme.

>>83805375
It's comfier IRL though

>>83805379
so... they have nothingness, and it's a blessing and a curse?

yikes that's a little on-the-nose

>>83805393
>tfw I've never said the names of most Homestuck characters irl and probably never will

>>83805387
le "update your backers on hiveswap's fucking progress"

>>83805431
>Le "Hussie didn't just get fucked over."

>>83805384
i have to admit, it's been years since i've read erotic fiction. it's tickling parts of my brain that i've long since forgotten about. i think i've awoken a powerful thirst

>>83805410
and they passively receive knowledge from nothingness, or the obscured

mages of void are anons receiving information from other anons. it's perfect

>>83805415
moiraillegiance has such a weird pronounciation

uh
rad
dia

not

uh
ray
dia

>>83805505
ara dia

>>83805443
yes. they're just as sick of the bullshit as we are, stop posting it over there.

>>83805505
Oh yea I've been doing that wrong thanks for pointing it out

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>>83805505
ah
raw
dee
ah
is
cute!
CUTE!

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>>83805505
>>83805522
RERO DIO

>>83805490
I know that feel senpai, I haven't bothered with fanfic since my Harry Potter days

>>83805443
if you post it don't say it came from /co/ because that summons reddit to us

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ARADIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What would the personality/life of a Prince of Space look like?

>>83805578
i think they've solved the mystery by now

>>83805443
STOP
POSTING
THINGS
TO
REDDIT

telling people to do so or bragging about doing so should be a bannable fucking offense

it's pronounced
game zee

>>83805539
It didn't actually get posted. That was a ruseman.

>>83805570
i miss doodleanon

but perhaps it is for the best they've moved on. a new era.

>>83805596
Way too many friends, zero actual friends, y'know what I mean?

>>83805572
i think the last fanfics i was really into were for ranma 1/2 and slayers

Kar-KUK

>>83805640
>ranma 1/2
Did that ever finish?

>>83805490
>and they passively receive knowledge from nothingness, or the obscured
>mages of void are anons receiving information from other anons. it's perfect
like pottery...

that's pretty nifty though
as a rogue of hope i make them feel shitty so i can feel better

>>83805633
are you sure that's not prince of breath or blood?

Ah-rah-dee-ah

puh-paya

Did hussie ever give official pronounciations?

>>83805672
a prince of blood compulsively makes friends and then does something to annoy them and then makes them friends again.

a prince of breath just ignores what EVERYONE says and does exclusively their own thing.

>>83805443
The Stridercest one would make them madder

talk about fanfiction hell
i recently found my old favorite sasunaru fic
and it's pretty fucking bad
i think i remember crying while reading parts of it

>>83805734
from his formspring:

"When in doubt, be sure to pronounce everything in the least affected manner possible, from an American perspective.

CAR-cat
tuh-REH-zee
GAM-zee
TA-vros (rhymes with HAVE and GROSS)
neh-PEH-tuh
eh-QUEE-us
eh-RI-dan (combine names Erin - n + Dan)
uh-RAD-ia
fuh-FERRY
SAW-lux
VRISS-kuh
kuh-NIGH-uh

That's just how I say them. I don't actually care how you say them."

I took a Classpect quiz a while ago, was one of several Mages of Breath that got to Breeze around and be aloof an' shit.
Last thread, I took that Spreadsheet test.

Imagine, much to my chagrin, as the following happens.
>Be me, Mage of Breath
>Feelin' a little bored, so I decide to make a stop at Mega Weenie Hut Juniors 2
>Its been renovated, anything with a consistency harder than Foam has been removed.
>I see they still try to boobytrap the outskirts of their abode to keep us Mages out. Lego on the floor, laser pointers aimed across hallways, milk and cookies as distractions, that sort of thing.
>Waft away the balloon animals that stand guard.
>The Pages all jump as the Breeze slams their cardboard doors open.
>Pyjama party. rightplacerighttime.jpeg
>Nothing gets me hard like making Pages play Spin the Bottle among themselves.
>One of the little shmucks stares at me with especially wide eyes. His tiny golden undies block hands clasped behind his back.
>He mutters something, no doubt about his wonderful day on the Pagedergarten. Sounds like "Your Majesty?"
>He shows me his package.
>The one in his hands. Not his pants.
>Its a crown. A royal crown consisting of stale Macaroni and Glitter, both contraband in the Weenie House since Pages can't keep anything out of their mouthes.
>I have been crowned the King of the Weenies
>I am suddenly wearing Dark Blue undies.
>The Pages re-wrote my Classpect to Page of Void with their sheer weeniness.
>I'm now holding hands with a Page of Blood as I write this.

Do not come for me. I no longer need the touch of the Breeze. I feel Nothing now.

>>83805671
that's thief of hope

rogue of hope redistributes hope among others. unless you're stealing hope from us to give elsewhere

you bastard

>>83805670
yes

>>83805672
Princes are a confusing class to me

>>83805783
I like "Terror-Z". It makes her sound like a rapping dinosaur.

>>83805738
What about an extreme extrovert who hates to ever be by themselves?

>>83805831
rogue of blood

>>83805783
>SAW-lux
what the flying fuck
ive been pronouncing it
soul-ux

>>83805786
just try again later, maybe you'll get something different

>>83805622
Doing it is fine as long as you just laugh at the drama there and don't bring it back with you

>>83805786
rip

>>83805734
Words like moirail and auspistice and matesprit are either from other languages or portmanteaus ans so are pronounced like the original words. Namely moirail and matesprit are pronounced

mee-rull

mate-spree

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>>83805738
Any cool shit a Knight of Light can do?

>>83805892
meerulls never pail

>>83805838
Why would that be? How do Rogues relate to their aspect? It's not the same as loving everyone.

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>>83805783
>eh-RI-SAW

>>83805896
talk his enemies to death

>>83805846
Yea I don't think Sollux is pronounced in the least affected manner like AH had intended.

>>83805490
so i just get knowledge from others or just the anon/obsecures?

>>83805881
once it's posted, THEY will bring drama here
that's the fucking problem

by posting it there, you are responsible for the drama that comes here

>>83805957
Yes. It's pronounced like the cleaning spray.

Fefeta sounds like a cheese.

>>83805896
Knights both focus on protecting their allies and weaponizing their aspect. So you weaponize your ability to influence fortuitous outcomes for yourself. Essentially your the critical hit king who always dodges the attacks he needs to, getting right up in your enemies face and drawing all the attention to protect your allies. A great asset to any party as long as you keep your hubris in check and don't dive too deep, best paired with a healer.

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>>83805957

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>>83805931
this fucker rails his pail
>>83805937
rogues have a circumstancial hole of their aspect that they try to fill with improper substitute. they're in the "shadow" of their aspect, as someone said before. rogues are REALLY weird to explain so just take my word for it.

on second thought though, that could be a thief of blood, if they want to make friends for the sake of saying "i have X friends". if it's for variety's sake "i want to know a lot of interesting people", they're a rogue.

>>83805896
CRIT KING BABY

>>83806011
more

>>83805896
well, you either protect light and luck, or you use it as a weapon

so you naturally have a very high crit chance and modifier and dodge chance, and can shoot lasers (probably)

>>83805989
The drama here comes from people linking to the reddit thread and posting screenshots of tipsy's tumblr and then other people replying with "shut the fuck up about reddit." The worst "reddit raid" I've ever seen was one person asking why we didn't like Davekat.

>>83806042
rulls*

'rail pailing is the way of the future man
in-clades are bunkmates, man

>>83804981
I wish I had less

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>>83806042
fuck, i posted the wrong fan troll. That troll (didide) doesn't pail his rail, because his rail is dead.

THIS troll pails his rail, because he engineered a situation where she'd either die or get brain damage since he wanted to move it into the concupiscent quadrant, and she got brain damage, so he forcefully moved it from moirals into matesprits.

>>83805957
im pretty certain the pronunciation is due to the double consonant

soul-ux would be spelled solux
s'all-lux would be spelled sollux (s'all as in y'all)

>>83805986
you get knowledge from nothingness, secrets, and the hidden

which includes anons

>>83805937
Well one of the observations consistent with rogues in the comic is that they're capable individuals who want something greatly that they lack, usually intimacy with others in some form.

So a Rogue of Blood would naturally perform better when surrounded by others and they naturally desire to be surrounded by others to make up for this shadow in their life, in this instance the desire to not be alone.

>>83806105
makes sense
sollux and aradia sound more like a cute southern couple now

>>83806105
it's based on the common pronunciation of "pollux," as in castor and pollux

>>83806042
What if the person doesn't desire friendship, but just doesn't ever want to be by themselves? It wasn't supposed to be about being surrounded by friends so much as just about never being alone.

>>83806011
wait, where did he post the colored version? i read it on pastebin, where you can't do colors

>>83806153
rogue of blood

>>83806011
where is this
can i have it pls

>>83806105
Oh yea that's actually right my bad

>>83806011
>>83806156
>>83806011
>>83806047
wait, be careful how you post, you don't want to also get banned like shenon did

>>83806011
What's this?

>>83806128
How did Roxy lack void?

>>83806204
>>83806170
>>83806047
>>83806156

just google "shenaniganon archiveofourown"

you'll find it

>>83806169
Uh, can you do my land this thread or no? Sorry.

what if i make friends really easily but sometimes i can't tell if it's because we have interests in common or because i fudge my personality a little into a mirror so they like me
and then when it comes to maintaining friendships i simply do not talk to them ever again because it's hard to maintain a mirror for so long so i eventually just end up hanging out online with faceless anons and playing videogames
and then the cycle starts again

hey CPA diagnose me

>>83806246
take the test like 5 times and then come to an average.

>>83806244
maybe later.

>>83806254
RIP

>>83806011
>>83806047

More is coming

>>83806156
>>83806170

Color is on AO3

What if I have don't have a single healthy relationship with anyone and I have no idea how to have relationships that aren't either fake or antagonistic?

>take it again after getting knight of hope and then heir of hope
>get bard of rage
SEND HELP

>>83806228
What? She lacked people close to her, intimacy, given she lived alone on Condy's conquered earth. The Void relation to Roxy likely comes from how, until she gets in session with other people, she was living a life of nothingness where she desired more, hence Rogue of Void.

Rogues are a hard one to nail down that, given we saw very little from Nepeta or Rufioh to give us more observations to cross-reference with the more prominent Roxy.

>>83806310
just b yourself brah
>>83806288
It was really cute, I like it

>>83806288
>>83806254
>ROXY: no i thought id have to do some convincing too but shes p much down for anything
>ARADIA: I’m pretty much down for anything.

this is the best thing i've ever read

>>83806246
Is that you Josh?

>>83806322
bards, princes, maids, and sylphs tend to ghost their opposite when they do the thing. a prince of mind who destroys active thoughts acts like a sylph of heart, who lets emotions be created. etc.

so, i'm not really surprised in the slightest.

>>83805896
Glow in the dark

>>83806360
>just b yourself brah
I am sometimes, that's when I get into antagonistic friendships instead of fake ones

>>83806366
who the fuck is asking

>>83806310
Probably a Prince of Blood, a rather negatively skewed one at that.

>>83806364
sh'anon really has a knack for writing with the character's voices

>>83806418
seriously the voice in this is incredibly spot on
fucking amazing
i'd go so far as to call....


shenanigans

>>83806370
well whenever i'm not optimistic i'm mad as hell so

>>83806254
WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THEIR QUIRKS EXCEPT ARADIA
IMMERSION LOST
BONER KILLED

>>83806415
did nepeta actually have a tail

>>83806418
that's not aradia's quirk

>>83806456
that's not what i meant

i meant that when he writes, it sounds plausibly like the character

>>83806445
I like that theory about Equius breaking her spine the first time they hugged and making her a robo tail to fix it

>>83806444
Aradia stopped having a typing quirk when she god tiered.

what about "i literally have so little sense of personal identity that it becomes difficult to fill out questionnaires about myself"
what classpect would that make me

>>83806364

That was a fun one, but the Jane one is my personal favorite

>ROXY: john there’s two hot teenage moms in your room halfway through sexytimes
>ROXY: so you should be doing what with them right about now
>JOHN: one of them is my mom!
>ROXY: yup
>ROXY: wanna know what she sounds like during an orgasm?
>JANE: W-Wait RoxyyyyYYYYYYY-!
>JOHN: ………

>>83806481
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007928

>>83806441
Could be a Bard of Hope then, given that Bards can both invite destruction through their aspect and allow destruction of their aspect, in this case destroying Hope, or positive emotions, with Rage, negative emotions. The key point being capriciousness.

>>83806514
that was pretty fucking golden

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>>83806481
she talks in all lowercase and doesn't use punctuation except for ! and ?

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>>83806445
Don't think it's ever explained but >>83806480
makes so much sense a lot of people have taken it as canon.

>>83806501
maid of void

>>83806552
what if that's a guy and he has female classes turned off

if you just say maid of void again...

>>83806541
>>83806519

Shit good catch. Fixed. Thanks

>>83806587
nothing wrong with being a maid...

>>83806552
interesting
we'll see what the results of this thing say

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>tfw youre a prince of time
Im destroying me and others with time sounds awesome and weird
Im picturing jsut cracking the just/fair clock somehow though

>>83806587
page of void

literally horuss

>>83806587
Honestly, I say just don't worry about gender restrictions in class. It's weird if your personality fits a class the best and you can't have it because lol arbitrary requirements. Opens up a lot more possibilities

>>83806520
can i be prince instead

>>83806587
page of void, but, it should be maid of void

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>>83806608
i mspaint'd this yesterday in response to someone asking how that would work

you're welcome

>>83806631
yeah i guess so

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>>83806642
I did it a long time ago and I got either bard or Prince, one of them

And well prince of time does destroy time/with time, it would only make sense to destroy something time related

I probably should retake the quiz

>>83806608
Just to note you are one of the last people anyone would want in a session given the terrible things you could do with Time.

>>83806608
Is that what the quiz gave you? Nah you don't get unconditional immortality. Grats on a cool classpect.

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>>83806652
Thanks dude

>>83806552
hey classpectanon, what's your classpect, anyway? are you a seer too?

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>>83806393
Andrew. Sorry if I was a jerk about Prequel. I'm not mad that you blocked me. Hope you have a great life!

>>83806671
Under-rated ship right here
I wonder if roxy ever sent ar nudes?

>>83806676
Used to be a bard of doom in middle school, now a prince of mind.

>>83806644
Yeah if you feel you're more active then it's the more likely fit, Bards are just a bit too weird in most cases. I suppose the best thing to ask is, how similar or how many similarities do you share with Eridan?

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>>83806658
>Implying
Theres way too much potential
But princes' are usually negative people to the game so that sounds right.
I'd love picturing ruining a session somehow though

>>83806652
Oh wow that was me. Thanks.

>>83806689
i dont think ar would respond to nudes

he's a bit more cerebral

maybe roxy would write shitty fiction of them having a romance and send it to him

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last time i took it, i got a rogue of hope
now i'm a rogue of space
the last last one i took, a different test, gave me rogue of breath

i'm starting to understand this whole "rogue" thing
like, i can foster in others something new, even if i don't necessarily have it myself
which is like, a constant in my life
i am a fucking font of great advice that i never take

how accurate is this nonsense in the pic

>>83806658
The idea that princes are a liability is fanon that needs to be taken out back and shot.

>>83806594
ye

>>83806698
>literally the power to blow peoples' minds

ok

>>83806708
anyone can ruin a session

just revive vriska

>>83806698
>Prince of Mind
Does that mean you lack identity?

>>83803577
can anyone post the test link?

>>83806723
>>83806689
i'm pretty sure they've cybered in canon
or it's just fanon that i've accepted as definitely true

>>83806753
canon

>>83806727
where'd you get that

>>83803728
>Only humans are gifting peeps on the opposite gender
>Terezi gives a gift to Gamzee
wew laddie

>>83806708
Well it'd be pretty simple to ruin a session as a Prince of Time, you just don't do anything Time related to help your session and it collapses in on itself. The Anarchist scenario essentially.

But yea, if you weren't ruining the session you'd be fucking destroying anything that looked at you funny, destroying with Time is utter broken tier of power as there's no defense against it, outside of being a glitch.

>>83806746
it means he destroys your ability to make choices be assigning your classpect for you :p

>>83806702
actually looking back i was a lot like him when i was that age, i just didn't get cut in half by a vampire and managed to learn to not be as much of a shitter

wwelp

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>>83806723
>mutually written self-insert erotic fanfiction
Damn I was a fool all along
>>83806753
They 110% canon cybered

>>83806764
googled "rogue of space"
it's from DA

>>83806747
stardust-rider.com/hero

>>83806746
no, it means that i have a lot of mind, and about half of it is dysfunctional.

>>83806656
I don't see the Time aspect come up on the quiz that much. The God Tier clock isn't really that time related though, plus it's hinted that they can only be destroyed by the juju breaker crowbar. If you could break your clock you could be unconditionally immortal, and if you could break other's clocks you could force their deaths to be Just/Heroic, which is also insane.

>>83806790
>>83806758
i'm so fucking glad

>>83806793
tell me about rogue of space
why does he do the spacey thing

>>83806733
Well it's an observation that's both consistent with the three Princes we see in the story and ties in their ability to destroy with or be a destroyer of their aspect. Destroy is a pretty hefty word anon, there's a reason it has a negative connotation attached to it.

>>83806733
>Eridan ruins the Troll's way to repopulate
>Ruins others' life

>'Kurloz literally ruined Meulin's hearing

Princes are negative for a reason
>>83806775
I can't imagine any Prince ability not to be batshit overpowered, except Hope in the Early game like how Eridan is.

>>83806793
Isn't half of it being dysfunctional the hallmark of a mage?

>>83806792
>from DA

nevermind, but thanks

heirs where we at

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>>83806792
thanks anon

>>83806775
>But yea, if you weren't ruining the session you'd be fucking destroying anything that looked at you funny, destroying with Time is utter broken tier of power as there's no defense against it, outside of being a glitch.
Look at how long it takes Dirk to rip someone's soul out. That's probably how long it takes a Prince of Time to doubledeath someone. Not exactly a practical combat ability.

>>83806828
Well Hope is about belief, so your power is tied proportionally to that, as opposed to being a 'late game' aspect.

>>83806833
princes have an INCORRECT large amount of their aspect. Dirk has a shitton of splinters of his identity. Eridan has a ton of (misguided) hope. Kurloz blew out his lover's eardrums by screaming REALLY loud.

Princes both have an abundance of their thing, and have it in the wrong form or use it in the wrong way.

>dave knocks on the door and kanaya lets him in
>rose is sprawled on the bed
>kanaya pointedly sits in the desk chair and grins at rose
>all this fucking heavy tension in the air is perfectly conveyed through words

oh i like where this is going

>>83806896
>Kurloz blew out his lover's eardrums by screaming REALLY loud.
But then after that he is super calm. It doesn't seem like he has an abundance of rage. How can this be justified?

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>>83806879
I know exactly how the power would take form, you are literally a Chrono Legionnaire. So if you had people protecting you, you are the single ultimate single target DPS. I mean, if you're erasing someone from time they can't do anything as you're attacking their past and present to ensure they have no future.

CPA tell me how badly i missed the function of rogues in this post
>>83806727

>>83806879
mind-dirk's soul lightning was being affected by jake's hope powers, which were being sustained by aranea's powers

the more he kills aranea, the weaker he gets. it's unlikely that he'd be able to remove her soul all the way since his power/realness is tied to hers indirectly

>>83806950
he destroyed his rage

>>83806975
>which were being sustained by aranea's powers
were her powers SUSTAINING jake's, or did she just imbue them in him?
i was under the impression that it was less of an effect and more of an instant

>>83806965
You're not attacking their past, just their present. When LE kills someone it doesn't make them cease to ever have existed. They just don't exist any more going forward. But yea ultimate targeted DPS if protected.

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>>83806975
>>83806879

>>83806975
He used his powers to trap Caliborn.

>>83807026
>dirk
>useless as fuck
lmao

>>83807026
I'm still so mad this wasn't a Dave/Dirk/Ds vs Jack fight
Bro deserved at least the 3 of them coming together to beat his killer

>>83807011
I imagined it as attacking them in the present, but in doing so you're using your time powers to attack them in the past as to erase their existence up to that point, so they cease to exist. That's why they can't fight you in the present, as was the case with the Legionnaires, as they're fighting you in their past retroactively to not stop existing.

>>83807072
where would D even come from yo

>>83807056
I mean Jack English can only be harmed by Caledfwlch so yea most active classes are pretty useless vs him

>>83807072
dude
davepeta lmao

>>83807056
DPS whores in skirmishes rarely last long, dude needs a pocket Jane or Nannasprite to babysit him.

>>83807082
I think a Prince of Time would resemble a Lord of Time more, since Prince is implied to be a step below Lord on the active scale and the way Princes grow up to be Lords hierarchally speaking.

>>83806393
Surprised I picked you out? I feel pretty smug about it.

How can a test for titles be made when people have conflicting opinions on classes and aspects because the Huss is so tight lipped?

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Quick, someone posted this on the last thread. Anybody knows the source?

I need it for research purposes

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>>83805147
i enjoy bein here vveri much

You faggots better be voting for Jack

>>83807154
keep feeling smug, fuckass
cuz i have no idea who you're talking about. sorry for yanking your chain, drew. sorry whatshisface blocked you. what'd you say to him about prequel?

>>83807131
I always considered Lords and Muses too far above the other classes to really compare them like that. But how should that alter things? I'm curious to know what you mean by that.

>>83807178
I want to fudge Kanaya in her fudge hole.

>>83807169
Observation, correlation and theorizing. All the tests are at best estimated guesses, gotta use them as a tool, then evaluate the information available relative to yourself.

>>83806896
So I got Seer of Void. Besides the literal seeing the invisible, what good does this even do me?

>>83807238
I don't feel like making an account but I would if I did

>>83807283
more like: just pick the one you want

>>83807169
Mmmmmm..... Hussie's tight lips......

>>83805783
>kuh-NIGH-uh
I read this as kuh-nigga the first time
I'm calling her this from now on

>>83807131
my current running hypothesis is that lords bend the rules of their aspect towards them, and muses break the rules entirely. caliborn took the equation "the alpha timeline is what leads to the end of a session the right way" and scribbles out that last parts and writes LORD ENGLISH in big block letters onto the universe's cheat sheet.

calliope, meanwhile, exists in the furthest part of the furthest ring and literally destroys a sun in which universes revolve around.

>>83807298
you can see secrets. also you're good at punching.

>>83807298
Maybe you can see what could be, but isn't?

>>83807310
Or pick that one that fits, given the pool of information available. It's pretty fucking difficult and is likely an estimated guess at best, but hey it's fun to ruminate on.

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>>83807263
give it back to me

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i need some hobbies for lansid

>>83805892
>mee-rull
>mate-spree
Nigger, what the fuck. Which languages are you talking about? I've only ever heard them pronounced mostly how they're spelled, as in
>(french)moi - rail
>mate - sprit (as in, spritz with no z)

>>83807364
Russian roulette

>>83807324
So like the psychelocks in Phoenix Wright?