Why is Sam Nova so lonely?

>>83799496
But is he /r9k/?

>>83799496
>left handed handshake

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Notice MEE

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>>83799496
>>83799564
Just can't catch a break.

>>83799496
Best part is Jean is probably fully aware at how he feels, given she doesn't really bother to shield.

>>83799564
Why call people by their full names as if it was a codename? If Cap wants to be formal why not Miss Grey?

Sam needs some cosmic friends to pal around with.

>>83799496
She saw his thoughts and seen how desperate he was.

>>83799564
>we need you in the kitchen

>>83799564
>We need you in the kitchen

DROPPED I'M TRIGGERED MISOGYNISTS I DEMAND A NEW COMIC ABOUT JEAN MAKING OTHER PEOPLE GO INTO THE KITCHEN #NOMORESANDWICHES

>>83799564
>>83799496
>Why is Sam Nova so lonely?
>has to run out on his family and friends constantly
>fake clone dad died
>teammates don't like him
Being Nova is suffering.

>>83799667
>Sam needs some cosmic friends to pal around with.

This. Sam needs to hang out in space more.

>>83799911
Not Even Richard dealt with this much crap.

>>83799496
Well now that miles is gay, nova can win the kamalabowl

>>83800260
The GotG are kinda lame these days
And teen Cyclops isn't a space pirate with his dad anymore.

Are there any cool cosmic friends he can hang out with in space anymore?

>>83800403
He can always pal around with Cammi & Pip The Troll.

>>83799564
>dat size difference between Jean. Miles and Sam
Isn't this teen Jean Grey and Miles after his time jump? Aren't they the same age? And how old is Sam?

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>>83799564

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>>83800483

Sam must be like 14-15?

>>83800403

What about Bill?

>>83800483

i feel like Sam might be canon short.

Why is jean such a turbo-cunt?

>>83800564
>>83799564
This reminds me, whats the explanation for why no psychic ever has found out about caps hydra alliance?

>>83800581
Fuck, why can't Bill just be his dad?

>>83800730
Sam's mom couldn't handle it.

Cause he fucking sucks

>>83800458
I said cool

>>83800901
I know, he is just really terrible at being Nova, it's what makes him endearing.

>>83800985
He's a character soley made to keep Loeb's sanity.

He's shit.

>>83801043
>>83800901
>clearly hasn't read the comic
>just parroting shit he's heard on /co/
Anons like you are pure cancer.

>>83801094
OR maybe he just fucking sucks.

He's two steps away from pulling off his helmet on Pluto and freezing solid, Magic School Bus style.

>>83801043
I know I'm probably wrong, but we may be near the end of Sam.
His sales are in the toilet and only getting worse. He was sitting at 19k by the end of the 2013 run, and he's at 15k now.
Marvel may realize there's something that needs to be done here and bring back Richard, but there's only a very, very small chance of that happening

>>83801114
We can only hope

>>83801094
I read Sam's first run, and it sucked.
I'm not subjecting myself to that torture again

>>83801106
Sure sure canceranon

>>83801124
First of all, sales don't mean much to Marvel unless they can cancel a book on a multiple of six.

Secondly, it'll just be his solo that'll get the can. He'll probably still be on team books, like ANAL Avengers.

>>83800396
Wait, what?

>>83800718
Maybe something like a fake memory that telepaths will read and a hidden true memory that they won't because they don't even know it's there
Like when you hide your vanilla porn stuff in a place you know your parents will check, so once they found it, they stop searching and your gay bdsm porn is safe

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There's only one REAL Nova and it certainly isn't Sam Shithead

>>83801106
But he sucks in a way he knows he sucks. hes like early years spiderman with twice the failures and none of the victories.

>>83801185
Sales are everything to Marvel. They have a much higher cancelation threshold than other publishers.
The only books they don't cancel are ones they refuse to admit suck like Captain Marvel and Squirrel Girl. And, surprise surprise, Nova fucking sucks too.

>>83801216
Bait.

>>83801226
This. But perhaps he should stay dead. Modern Marvel is the true Cancerverse.

>>83801226
>>83801297
Actually there was a whole Nova Corp with hundreds of different Novas

>>83801216
He's not, anon bsing.

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>>83801169

Loeb ruins everything he touches now.

HE is the cancer

>>83801297
If Sam dies too, then I can live with Richard not coming back.

>>83801312
WAS

>>83801339
Loeb quit writing Nova ages ago.

>>83801378
And there WAS a Richard Rider.

>>83801250
>The only books they don't cancel are ones they refuse to admit suck like Captain Marvel and Squirrel Girl
Captain Marvel won't get canceled because sh needs material to get printed when the movie comes out and Squirrel Girl's trades sell really wll

>>83801385
Then why can't Richard come back?

You're all saying that Sam is the only reason that Rich doesn't come back, but I bet that it's also because Marvel wants to push Captain Iwearpantsnow and Who?! as the true cosmic heroes.

>>83801385
Anythin born of cancer is still cancer.

You can't build a house on a cancerous foundation.

Sam was doomed from the start. He's a blatant rip off of early Spidey because Marvel is too lazy to use their imaginations anymore.

>>83801250
>ones they refuse to admit suck
So, every book.

I don't even know if they have a floppy-sales threshold anymore. I think it might be based on trade sales. Maybe it's just for the first few issues that there's a sales threshold.

Hmm.

>>83801424
Because Sam is Nova now.

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>>83801414
He's still alive in the Cancerverse. Don't shit yourself on the way out.

>>83801385
Jeph also vowed to return

>>83801283
>>83801331
I was about to say, I didnt ever imagine they would try to score more Tumblr points with him, but this is [current year] marvel we'really talking about

>>83801447
>He's a blatant rip off of early Spidey because Marvel is too lazy to use their imaginations anymore.
Like how spider-man's uncle ben was spider-man before him and went missing under mysterious circumstances? Yeah total fucking rip off.

>>83801487
Nobody wants him as Nova. He's had 5 years and all that's happened is everyone hates him more than when he first appeared

>>83801487
Yet we can have multiple Thors and Spidermen. But the Nova CORP can only have one Nova?

>>83800564
This has immediately got me thinking of the Nextwave panel.

>>83801497
He panicked about not wanting to die as he flew around like a chicken with its head cut off after losing an arm. Then he turned into a door because no one gives a fuck about Ryder.

>>83801539
Marvel knows that anyone else as Nova would overshadow him.
Hell, they could bring Quibit, and he'd be more popular than Sam

>>83801539
If Dick Rider did come back he'd just be wrapped up in Bendis shit. Is that what you want?

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Loeb brings forth Ragnorak wherever he goes.

>>83801538
>being this butthurt that you force your opinion on everyone else

Did Sam killed your mom?

>>83801558
BAHAHA, you think he turned into a door?

>>83801604
He's already wrapped up in Bendis shit. It's better than absolutely nothing.

>>83801589
If anyone can outshine Sam maybe it's time to retire his punk ass.

>>83801665
He went out like a bitch either way. No one gives a shit about ryder outside of the minority on /co/. They aren't suddenly going to get rid of sam loeb, multi racial kid, for generic white guy.

>>83801625
I don't even talk to people IRL about Nova. I just hear people at LCS's talk about how much they hate him too.

>>83801709
All signs point to that being the right course of action, but Marvel still thinks there's something worth salvaging with him

>>83801725
I also hear LCS people talking about how great Squirrel Girl is.

>>83801717
>No one gives a shit about ryder outside of the minority on /co/
I don't even get why honestly. I read Annihilation and it fucking sucked.

>>83801749
We'll get blood out of that stone eventually!

>>83801717
>Absolutely crushed Sam in the fan votes for Marvel Heroes over which one gets to be in the game
>His Marvel legends toy is the highest selling, even beating the GotG after having a fucking movie
>It's just a small minority
Everybody who knows the difference wants him back, Marvel is just too stupid to see

>>83799564

>need you in the kitchen

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>>83801226
>>83801497
Nice doors you posted there. Mine is like this one.

Any recommended reading on either Nova? They had the first issue of the current run with Sam for a buck so I picked it up.

>>83803042
Read Nova Volumes 1-3, Annihilation, Vol 4, and Thanos Imperative
After that, just keep waiting for Richard to come back

>>83799496
>>83799564
So is anyone going to post the rest of it?

>>83803242
There's a storytime in another thread:
>>83800550

>>83801538
Nah, I love Sam. I want Rich back too, but not at the expense of Sam.

Ideally, I want two Nova books. Nova about Sam on Earth and Nova Corps about Rich rebuilding the Corps in space.

>>83803391
Marvel has made it abundantly clear they can only have one Nova.
Richard is the only choice in that situation

>>83799564
You have mind altering powers Jean. This is the one time that using them( to explain since he asked you to) wouldn't make you a complete bitch.

>>83799911
does spider-man and ms. marvel not like him?

>>83805125
Ms. Marvel hates him and thinks he's a jerk.

>>83805164
Ms. Marvel idolizes Wolverine and Captain Marvel

She has terrible taste

>>83800403
>>83800581
They should bring Rich back, get Bill, get the Bakian family back, it's BRB and the Novas adventures in space.

>>83799496
>Why is Sam Nova so lonely?

New Warriors got cancelled.

>>83805125
It's how the Novas get treated, Rich was also ignored and shoved aside until he turned into a cosmic badass.

At least until Bendis happened.

Just keep Sam away from Bendis.

>>83801538
>being objectively wrong

How does it feel like anon

>>83800483
Jean is at least 19

I want to hug him

Is he this moe the rest of the book?