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Shes never been on a date :o

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Looks like she has more in common with us than we thought
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mary is a BR?
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>>83789687
BR?
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>>83789734
Brazilians are known to type 'hue hue hue' as laughter in online games, characterized by the fact that they tend to have shitty connections
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>>83789804
Ah, so that's where it came from.
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You just know she had that internal conflict while making that panel
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>>83789817
I wonder how many dating requests she'll get
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She's never been on a date because she's UGLY.
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>>83789844
I feel bad for her but she's really not worth it
Just like all of us
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>>83789860

DELETE THIS
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>>83789844
...and how many of them are going to be on the level of that dude who took pictures of his pissbottles for that /lit/ girl.
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>>83789860
She's not ugly, she's just plain.
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>>83789907
.... Jesus fucking Christ. What?
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>>83789876

Eh, she's kinda cute in a homely sort of way (I'd say she also gets bonus points for having similar interests and a sense of humor). I'd date her.
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>>83789938
uh... oh... wow.
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>>83789876
>>83789860
>>83789919
She is okay, just dresses poorly and have strong glasses that deforms her face shape.

Also she probably could get some dates with all those lonely men. And if all fail there are bars where girls go to be pampered by men too in Japan but seems like she missed this opportunity Or not but doesn't want to admit that she went to a host bar
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>>83790019
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>>83790019
Those are mostly filled with hookers desperate for nonsexual affection
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>>83790058
I can't tell if some of those people are women. Eg, dude in the blue shirt looks like someone drew facial hair on a chick
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>>83790094
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>>83790119
haha
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>>83789974
Honestly, I'm cool with treating other anons like this, it's kind of why we're on this site. But to go out and defile a sweet little ladies youtube channel like this crosses a line with me. This is one of the few times 4chan has succeeded at actually disturbing me.
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>>83790279
>being this beta
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>>83790279
Faggot.
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>>83790279
Yeah, it's all shits and giggles until the aspies and other autists on this site try and interact with normal people.

>>83790312
0/10 you tried.
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>>83790361
we pretend to be a lot of things as a joke but we ended up attracting a lot of people thinking they were at equals. Like how we used to make offensive jokes because those wouldn't be acceptable anywhere else and ended attracting a bunch of extreme right people or how we shared stories about ghosts and aliens on /x/ for fun but got it filled with real crazy people
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>>83790405
Yep. You pretend to be stupid and you attract the stupid people because they think they're in good company :(
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Hey but i've been on plenty of dates. And my gf is coming over later today.

I don't know why 4chan has this stigma.
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>>83790420
Suck it. Can't stop me from pretending to be stupid.
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It's always reassuring to know that I'm not the only emotionally fucked person on Earth. At least, that's the reason I've never been on a date.
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>>83790434
Of course you don't, you fucking normie.
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Am I the only one who envies middle easterners their arranged marriages?
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>>83790434
It is a joke. Like "no women on the internet"

So the proper answer to your post is
>So your dakimakura is comming back from the cleaning?
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>>83790481
My romantic dream is about that childhood friendship that eventually grows into love so the Indian arranged marriage would be pretty cool in fantasy.
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I bet she's writting this for attention and is actually massive slut that has dozens of dicks in her every week IRL
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>>83790517
>implying anyone wants to clean it when they've seen what i've done with it
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>>83790564
Not if the person washing is not the same one picking it up. There are laundry delivery services!
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>>83790312
>implying the need to reaffirm your masculinity by picking on meek little women isn't the most beta thing anyone can do
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>>83790481
Kinda, I also sort of think something went wrong when apprenticeship basically died out.
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>>83790453
Who says you're pretending?
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>>83789817
Maybe that's why we didn't get a comic last week.
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>>83790361
Video related, from the Taiwanese animators.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozGv_UTEQrc
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>>83790718
Oh wow, they even had Chad in there XD
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>>83789632
I wanna impregnate Mary sensei!
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>>83790763
It's amazing Taiwan did a good and accurate report on 4chan while American news sites say 4chan is the name of some great hacker.
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>>83790793
Now you know who is the more reliable news source. Poorly made 3D animations.
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>>83790517
Come on man, that dude is both Swiss and friend with a catboy maid.
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>>83790819
>American news
>spend all our money on fancy graphics and animations and get the stunt department to blow up a car
>Taiwan
>cut the animation budget and fund research and investigations
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>>83789632
I've heard in japan if you're a foreigner woman that guys will avoid you, not to mention she's unattractive as is.

http://zoomingjapan.com/life-in-japan/about-dating-in-japan/
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>>83790718
This is amazing.
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>>83791055
Yeah, apparently Japanese dudes are mostly passive betas so foreign women scare them even more than Japanese ones
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>>83791086
>>83791055
And you know, they don't speak English.
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>>83789632
>snack bars

Is she taking about hostess clubs?
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>>83791055
Also if you are a woman and try to move during sex, the men feel gay because you are dominating them.

What a woman has to do during sex is just lay down and think of Nippon.
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>>83791055
It's not just that, but it's also the fact that in Japan women are the one making the move, not men.
Foreign women who want to date Japanese guys and yet still don't act beyond brushing up on their looks find themselves dateless, because Japanese girls actively steal the men.
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>>83791134
>>83791128
>woman is assertive
>until you actually sex her

That is fucking boring. Also it's weird for a people with samurais and warriors in it to be so afraid of a woman moving during sex.
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>>83791179
>Also it's weird for a people with samurais and warriors in it to be so afraid of a woman moving during sex.

If you wanna go down that route, why not consider early iron-age creation myths?
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>>83790517
>that little girl in the back
mirin on his waifu
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>>83791099
hostess snack bars
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>>83789632
I thought those were called Hostess Bars.
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>>83789632
Yeah because she's in bits, fucking wreck of the hesperus
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>>83791055
I think it is a cultural thing. Western women are used to have the men do the move when in Japan it doesn't happen. Either the girl give some chocolate on valentines or they meet on a group date/are presented by friends.

Also I only got a confused girl when I tried a pickup line...

>>83791128
I wouldn't be so certain. Or else "my hips are moving on their own" wouldn't be such common phrase in porn if it were a turn off.
http://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=869786
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>>83789812
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>>83791471
>I wouldn't be so certain. Or else "my hips are moving on their own" wouldn't be such common phrase in porn if it were a turn off.
I bet you think japanese people regularly fuck their siblings too.
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>>83791179
>lso it's weird for a people with samurais and warriors in it to be so afraid of a woman moving during sex.
Samurais and warriors practiced homosexuality during their training and was considered as a purer form of love, dude.
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>>83791509
>those 2 fucking pinoy
everytime
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>>83791511
As a fantasy it probably is as common as "daddy" in west.
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>>83791330
That's what they're called in Korea, I know that for sure.

t. Air Force veteran
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>>83789632
Japan is fucked up. More specifically its work-related practices like these nights out being an unspoken mandatory thing instead of just colleges hanging out.
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>>83791179
It didn't used to be this way. Japanese dudes were way more macho and assertive a few decades back.
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>>83791698
I blame anime
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>>83791511
>In October 2014, Time Out Tokyo polled its readers on their favorite sex positions. According to the results from this admittedly informal poll, Tokyo's residents love doggy style (28.2 percent), followed by cowgirl and 'legs over shoulders.'
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>>83791705
If anything the salaryman lifestyle is to blame
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>>83791128
>>83791540
Japan confirmed for faggots. Though its no surprised they are so beta due to 1)having a very repressed culture 2)as Imperial Japan trying to swing its needle dick around getting the utter shit beaten out of them on a national level and rebuilt into a less monstrous state
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>>83791698
They were also inhuman midget scum without souls trying desperately to be Britain and failing.
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>>83791752
But it is bulshit see >>83791714
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>>83791778
Of those three positions, only one is a position where the girl could be leading, and I could show you japanese porn to show you that even then, they don't do shit.
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>>83791875
And I could show porn where they do. Cherry picking battle never ends.

The problem in a relationship in Japan is that the woman gets all the money and decides what to do with it so men end up with pocket change and women spend the rest.
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>>83791752
It's all America's fault.
Maybe Russia's too.
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>>83792009
And China dumped thousands of kanji on their shores. They share in this as well.
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>>83790517
>>83790829
Melonpan is more based and probably got more income than 99% of the people in these threads can hope to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgUhN_sF6E
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>>83792029
Those damn Chinese. I remember when Japan belonged to the Ainu, things were better back then.
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>>83792065
They could have switched over to something easier to read, but those efforts went nowhere.

>In the Meiji era (1868–1912), some Japanese scholars advocated abolishing the Japanese writing system entirely and using rōmaji instead. The Nihon-shiki romanization was an outgrowth of that movement. Several Japanese texts were published entirely in rōmaji during this period, but it failed to catch on. Later, in the early 20th century, some scholars devised syllabary systems with characters derived from Latin (rather like the Cherokee syllabary); these were even less popular, because they were not based on any historical use of the Latin script. Today, the use of Nihon-shiki for writing Japanese is advocated by the Oomoto sect and some independent organizations. During the Allied occupation of Japan, the government of the SCAP made official policy to romanize Japanese. This policy however failed, and a more moderate attempt at Japanese script reform followed.
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>>83789632
So... is that where the Ouran HS host club stuff comes from? Like, is paying people to keep you company and pretend you're interesting that common a thing in japan?
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>>83792135
Yes

They also have cat clubs where you can hang around with cats and eat

Japan is very ahead of the rest of the world in terms of commoditized affection
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>>83792135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEOxl8fI8d8
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>>83792149
>They also have cat clubs where you can hang around with cats and eat
Ok, now the people ones I would feel too awkward around, but this one I want.
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>>83790517
Well that is just melonpan. Guys is pretty rich atleast what i have heard and seen in hes videos.
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>>83792068
You poor naive fool.
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>>83792135yes
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>>83792149
I never understood that.

What's the point of affection if it's forced and paid for?

I don't see the point in a non genuine display of interest. Because deep down you know it's not real.
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>>83792162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_PTiL6Zwfo
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>>83789974
Oh my god. What a fucking adventure that was.
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>>83792162
There's also an owl one where there is an owl you can pet and hang out with.
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>>83792176
That's just it, it's because they get NO affection or are such betas that they have to fill the void somehow, even if it's fake. But that just breeds either contempt or keeps the hole open, requiring more. It's really sad.
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>>83791705
I blame more their how long they have to work.
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>>83792199
It's like that Nedroid comic with the candy briefly filling the hole in their hearts.

The thing I'm wondering is : for such a thing to have become so important in japanese culture, (in cities at least) it means that many people need it. Which is VERY depressing.

Anybody know how they got there?
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>>83789632
It's good to know Mary sensei hasn't remembered any of our dates and how they ended. Thanks roofies
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>>83792229
Japanese Salaryman culture is probably the worst work culture outside of literally working down a mine or in a sweatshop.
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>>83792199
>It's really sad.
Just like my life but atleast i dont live in japan.
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>>83791752
>>83791540
They ain't got shit on rural North America when it comes to sexual deviance though. It's no wonder that Furries took off in the US, what with that historic reservoir of sexual deviance they can liberally dip into at the drop of a hat.
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>>83792176
Convenience. Why eat instant food when a proper meal is much tastier and healthier?

I feel similarly to prostitution, I would rather masturbate than have sex with someone I don't have an emotional connection but many people have different needs.
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>>83792229
Japanese men are expected to pretty much work around the clock like soulless machines, without exception of you are a failure and have zero worth as a human being. It's so extreme, that's why their suicide rate is so astronomical. The sheer level of stress is ridiculous. That's also why you have such rebellious youth culture where...youth decide to not do anything and adapt NEET lifestyles or become otakus, because the alternative is so scary and terrible. It's really quite a bizarre, depressing culture. I'd hate to actually be Japanese.
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>>83792229
>work 9 to 5 job
>work overtime cuz you're a loyal employee and need that promotion
>Get dragged to after hour business drinks and pretend your boss is as funny as he thinks he is
>come home exhausted to the spouse your parents picked out for you, and your kids doing both school, tutoring, and clubs who have only slightly more free time than you
>pass out and pray for death or a vacation
>This happens every weekday
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>>83792278
That's because in rural North America there is LITERALLY nothing to do but drink or fuck, and so few people live there your options are limited to pretty much family. Inventing weird new sexual deviancy is pretty much the only thing to do besides drink, and many American counties are still dry counties or prohibit alcohol sales on Sundays.
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>>83792337
This. I would never want to be japanese but it would be probably pretty cool to live in anime world because it seems much more easier.
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>>83792337
>>83792362
>>83792387
That is mostly if you are trying to reach the top. Working as blue collar worker is okay but you probably will never rise in social position.
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>>83790541
>Being a weird socially awkward geek actually is attractive to some people.
R-really?
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>>83792371
They still have video games available for delivery to Huron, South Dakota.
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>>83792488
>>83792497
Where do you guys find/identify them? Usually I only meet normal people
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>>83792556
I found my gf at college. I overheard her explaining Jojo to someone and I joined the conversation.
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>>83792454
Genuine unforced enthusiasm is sexy as hell
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>>83792597
We got sorta of an imbalance between male and female nerds so the females ones are taken. Also I'm pretty ignorant on current animes.
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>>83792556

Met my gf on V of all places. She moved in last year. We watch anime together, play vidya cook, and talk about each others hobbies. We are also both shy as fuck, so we pretty much lucked out, like god gave me a winning lottery ticket.
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>>83792371
>Japanese rural communities
>LETS KEEP THAT PARTICULAR MEDIEVAL OPERA ALIVE also CARVE TREES INTO DICKS AND RIDE THEM DOWN THIS MOUNTAINSIDE

>American rural communities
>LETS FUCK OUR SISTERS WHILE WEARING OUR GRANDMAS CLOTHES als ALCOHOLISM
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>>83792615
what about forced genuine enthusiasm?
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>>83789632
So.
What do you think the odds are that she's never been on a date because:
A) She's never been asked out.
B) She's been asked out, but turned the guy down for not being a Chad.
C) She's been asked out, but turned the guy down because she had no self esteem
D) She's just joking, and has had a few dates.
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>>83792597
Did you have a pose off competition?
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>>83791086

I doubt it's that bad. I mean. I know Japanese Guys that ain't that herbivore.
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>>83792841
... Its why I like my waifu...
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>>83792834
No but we pose when we see each other each day.
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>>83792833
You have to understand, for one to move to Japan and leave your whole life behind; you have to have very little back home (friends or connections)

No doubt she was a meek mousy little girl who just wanted to relive her Inuyasha dreams and now that she is there and FUCKED she is learning that all Japanese men don't look like the surgically modified ones in the dramas and sure as hell don't measure up to their false anime counterparts.

Long story short

B. She HAS been asked out, but the level of men are not to her liking.

Sadly she is one of those women that while she is a 5/10 at best, she will not settle for a 7/10 Master Miyamoto

And thus.... why she will be alone forever.

Honestly, how her story ends is her back in the USA as the ultimate fag hag
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>>83792841
Enjoying things is immensely attractive anon.
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>>83792866
What's her fave Jojo pose then?
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>>83792436
>>83792362
And Saturdays: A week in the life of a Tokyo salary man【字幕付き】 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po8IPh64rVM
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>>83792887
or that 40-50 something whole just goes to host clubs till her dying days

Always the aunt, never a mom.
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>>83792887
That's the one I lean toward when I posted it.
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>>83792833
Or
E) Have been asked out but didn't noticed.
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>>83792934
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>>83792597
So is this why i never got that kinda girlfriend because i always hide my powerlevel and never talk about anime in public because then i would look like autistic.
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>>83790019
I don't understand what is weird about admitting that every human being desires affection from people (opposite or same sex, whatever), and some people are terrible at going out and getting said affection naturally. Mary, saying she's never had a date, is an example of this. No reason to call snack bars weird.
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>>83790058
I'm having trouble matching up which final fantasy game each guy is from.
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Never been on a date?

I'm sure she could get lots of guys who want some gaijin pussy. She must be something of a novelty.
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>>83792962
Yup
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>>83792950
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>>83792934
She ain't some dumb fictional airhead anime character, she wants her CHAD cock and she knows it.

>>83792950
She drew it, she gets hit on by Japanese men all the time, but they don't look like she had hoped (WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T HAVE BIG EYES AND ARE 6 FOOT!?)
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>>83792896
This is generally a go-to for her. I wish I had non-NSFW photos of posing shenanigans on my phone.

>>83792962
Sort of but you've gotta be careful, many people with a high powerlevel are spergs, even women. I'm probably just lucky to have found someone with the exact same mutual interests but you should be somewhat open about your interests so you can find someone who will at least appreciate you for who you are.
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>>83792962
What you have to do is show it sparingly. Get into casual conversations that cover the broad strokes of the subject, maybe explaining why you like a particular show or genre, and eventually someone who knows their shit will overhear and jump in. That's the point where you match their displayed power level, and this either ends in a slow amping up on either side or a complete mutual spergout over your shared interest.

I'm not into anime so this might be harder for that. /his/ and /co/ are easier to do this with because of fun facts that relate to daily life and MCU movies.
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>>83792950
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>>83793011
Well i guess it is my fault but i dont even care at this point.
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>>83793010
She is just the kind of chick that thinks she can get some amazing hot guy even is she is totally boring (I would not even say average, because she is below that)
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>>83792999
Try other games.

>>83793010
Or people into Amazons
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>>83792176
I think most people, deep down, know they aren't real, either. That's why they're OK with stuff like this.

Soon, you're going to have to pay just to be able to speak in public, because no one will want to hear you complain, so there will have to be ranting bars as well where you can pay them to listen. Oh wait, that's a psychologist.
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>>83793067
That poor girl

Like... having to deal with your bullshit instead of just being with a real man all that time.

Hopefully she will learn to forget you and laughing about ever giving you a moment of her time if the thought ever does come up

She no doubt is riding a stallion right now
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>>83792651
>girl
>/v/
I don't believe that for a second
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>>83793045
>Sort of but you've gotta be careful, many people with a high powerlevel are spergs, even women.
Girls at anime conventions used to hit on me/my cousin but I don't think there will be many of them my age now and the younger ones would get me in jail...

I had some good chances in my youth but was too dumb to realize. Probably I will say the same about my current age in some years (Oh fuck, that girl was into me you mong!)
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>>83793067
Give me her number!
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>>83793091
go back to /gif/, undercover cuck poster
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>>83793067
>But 4 years studying in another can't be healthy for no relationship
What?
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>>83793127
He could mean an Italian Stallion. Clearly the girl is banging Stallone.
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>>83792176
>>83792290
I've visited prostitutes, in a winkwinknudgenudge massage parlor which everyone including the police know about but overlook, the girls were very nice and pretty attractive since it was a pretty upmarket place but only visited it a few times. Think this might be some sort of sexual dysfunction on my part since I don't really feel anything dick-sensation-wise during sex even though fooling around with the girls was pleasant and had no trouble getting hard.
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>>83793143
Cut?
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>>83792047
god bless Melonpan, crazy Swiss bastard
any other country and he'd be on a fucking list by now
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>>83793085
>need to rant
What is online forums?
This is al wadycestablshed.
Why is there reddit? Even 4chan covers this already.
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>>83792337
Is it me, or is this same trend emerging for American "straight" men? It's as though there has been so many successful "white men" that everyone thinks it's automatic now.

In the city, women of all ages only want to be pampered, aka treated like a baby. If you're not:
>At least 5'10"
>Has a car
>In college/ career
>Place of your own/ moved out
>Buzz cut with "shape up"
>Fitted cap, jogger pants, Jordans
You won't get an ounce of attention. It's disgusting how singular they want men to look.
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>>83792950
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>>83793202
MY home
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>>83793045
>should be somewhat open about your interests
so i better not tell that i liked K-On, Good idea.
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>>83793185
Yup

So if you ain't any of that, good luck.

But at least you got comics and video games.

Leave it to the chads to keep the human race going. You don't need to waste your money on women and families/kids anyhow
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>>83793185
Just get in shape and start using 'no makeup' makeup
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>>83793185
>Is it me, or is this same trend emerging for American "straight" men?
It's just you. It is nowhere close to what happens in Japan.

If you hung out with adults you'll find that pretty much everyone is expected to be a breadwinner. Everyone is expected to have a car. Everyone is expected to go through college. This is its own problem.

Also this narrow view of men does not exist. You'd know this if you hung out with adults as well.
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>>83793185
This shit is becoming an issue all over the world. At least recently I have seen many families with young kids here in Japan so I guess their recent policies sort of worked but in modern life it is much harder for a man to support a family by himself so we got both parents working to try to mend the ends or people who just go fuck it and stay single.
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>>83793202
If your an ugly pig in America, you are going to be just as low tier in Japan, unless some Japanese guy wants to pork-a-yankee to brag to his fellow Akihabara lurkers.
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>>83793212
Save K-On for after the icebreaker. Start with casual shit like Akira and Cowboy Bebop and whatnot and then work your way up. You want to slowly waid from the 3 foot area to the 10 foot, not just cannonball into the deep end.
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>>83793051
>/his/ and /co/ are easier to do this with because of fun facts that relate to daily life and MCU movies.
True, it is kinda hard to start or even jump in when most of normal people dont talk about anime that much.
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>>83793247
Akage no An crosses all demographics.
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>>83793254
I'd probably start with, like, DBZ, since anyone with cable in the last twenty years is at least aware of it.
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>>83793219
But what I described isn't really a Chad. I'm getting much more challenge from all of these immigrated Dominicans and shit. Chad's as a whole have been slowly stepping out of the game as the most desired type of male, so they aren't even a problem, honestly. It's the fact that a whole bunch of island horndogs come here, buy the cheapest ensemble of what currently looks good, and people fall for it.

>>83793225
>If you hung out with adults
>This narrow view of men does not exist
Good effort, I was about to respond to this bait with full retort but certain things are just to stupid to be refuted
>Comic books/ video games aren't "just for kids", right?
>Guys are "never" expected to always have short hair
>If a man doesn't show every desire to have sex with every woman walking, he doesn't automatically become assumed "gay".
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>>83793405
Where the hell do you live? The South!?
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>>83793247
Bullshit. If I can't plunge right into talking about Masaaki Yuasa or at least Berserk then I'm not interested.
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>>83793220
This is a perfect example.
>Wurk owt, get mahsuls
Talk about narrow view. What would it matter if I looked a little pretty if I was fucking 300 pounds of pure muscle?

Puri Puri prisoner for life.
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>>83793445
I'm guessing Florida
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>>83793445
No, near Manhattan. You must be if youre still dealing with white men as a significant part of the society because they aren't here. If you do see a white guy, he's gonna be in a small, tight knit group of other white guys from whatever college is near by and that's it. They don't go out or socialize like they used to.
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>>83793460
Alright, but I'm telling you this is the equivalent of charging straight at a cat you want to pet instead of slowly approaching with hand outstretched. You're just gonna drive them away if you jump straight to Boku no Pico.
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>>83793460
Brandon, get off 4chan with that stupid Berserk bullshit. We get it, it's the first anime you've ever really liked but you need to shut the fuck up about it already.

No girl is gonna suck your dick because "muh Guts"
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>>83793151
No think just masturbated too much and left sex till too late.
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>>83793472
>not having a basic daily exercise routine just to be healthy for your own benefit
Nobody's telling you to take protein powders and go full /fit/, just get off your ass and do something.
The fact that you're so defensive about it from the getgo tells me you need to.
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>>83793488
It's funny you say that; could someone explain to me what's been up with the huge migration of recent years of everyone from down south places like Florida and such, moving up north? We've been getting a fuck load of your little Miami porn stars and shit, and it's dirtying up my little cut off neighborhood.

That's also another big problem. You hicks need to stay where you belong.
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>>83793593
I'm gonna let that hicks comment slide only because Floridians in particular need to stay in fucking Florida.
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>>83793577
Why do you assume I don't do anything? That "fat lazy neck beard" meme is just that, a meme. I was even drinking the stupid protein shakes for two months and didn't get a pound out of it. Starting to think that stuff is powdered bullshit to make money and laugh at skinny guys trying to bulk up.

You're a fucking queer. What I was talking about has everything to do with how easily you tried to turn that around and make my problem, when in actuality it's people like you.

>There's no narrow view, except for the one very specific incredibly narrow view that we put on guys, but it's not narrow
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>>83793685
Definitely not because you're sperging out this hard about it.
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>>83790058
This is Kamen Rider, right?
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Japan is definitely ahead of us for dropping the whole "men need mahsuls" mentality. You look at what they advertise as "sexy men" and you realize it's really just as easy as girls have it. Building muscle to become attractive is like covering yourself in sugar to repel ants. What you're doing is showing that you aren't attractive at all and might as well only be a "protector bull dog" with all those bullshit mahsuls. Sure as hell no one wants to look at your face.
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>>83789876
I'd hit that.
I'd slobber kimchi out of her navel and give her chili-hot cunnilingus.
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>>83790019
also she is overweight like most western women.
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>>83793752
>>83793685
>>83793472
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>>83793708
What does sperging out mean? Calling someone out?
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>>83793783
Not the entire west is the US.
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>>83793791
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>>83793794
It means "working oneself into a frothy rage at the drop of a hat, akin to one with Aspergers"
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>>83793520
And I'm tellin' you that few things are more disappointing than wading in and finding out there is no deep end.
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>>83793737
some random host club. most of them looks like it and so does kamen because this is their beauty standard.
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>>83793847
Try getting invited to a 3-some with two lesbian chicks and disappointing them both.

Hits a WHOLE new level.
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>>83793847
But if the pool's filled at all you can dig it deeper or something.

The analogy is falling apart, but the point is that if they show an interest in it, even if it's just "I watched Naruto when I was younger and now I like Attack on Titan", there's now an opportunity to show them deeper, more quality stuff. Which means you have interesting things to tell them about while showing yourself as a person with passions and interests.

Plus it's a show, so you can move onto watching stuff with them.
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>>83793836
That guy didn't seem too frothy, though. I thought sperging out was when someone starts nerding out about something no one wants to hear/ isn't fun/ may be political or religious. Had nothing to do with rage, though.
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>>83792556
Try 4chan
Worked for me
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>>83789817
I doubt it. She posts on twitter about being asexual.
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>>83793685
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>>83793896
Are you a girl?
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>>83793981
how the hell do you go about doing that?
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>>83793981
Fuck not living on US
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>>83793041
Dude, this is not r9k. Go home
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>>83793999
And also made a comic about having a crush on a coworker.
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>>83792962
I try not to get excited about things in public because I'm afraid of what people will think.

Maybe that's a problem.
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>>83793405
Honestly that just sounds like you need to find better friends, I wish you luck
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>>83793931
It goes both ways, I think. You have guys who'll run through the entire plot of a twenty year old anime like this coworker I once worked with, and then there's sperg rage, like Chris Chan accosting Gamestop workers because a Sonic sign had blue arms.

The guy launched into a multi-paragraph rant about bodybuilding and Jap culture while typing "muscles" in a mocking, Schwarzeneggeresque way because someone vaguely suggested he work out a little.
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>>83794091
Bruh, I only used it in response as a generic key word for "tall athletic white guy". Talk about jumping off subject. In the retort it says they aren't the problem, which means I wouldn't even normally use the word unless it came up in conversation.
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>>83794145
>Bruh, I only used it in response as a generic key word for "tall athletic white guy".
So? You're the one focusing on them. You're the one with the weird grudge. You've been listening to /r9k/ for too long and your word usage shows that very blatantly.

You just want a scapegoat to excuse your own shortcomings.
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>>83792887
You know spending a year or two teaching English abroad is a thing people do? Like, normal?
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>>83794111
What would be a better word for just the unnecessary explanation without the rage? Personally, if that's connected to it as well, a change in grammar is needed. Hehe, Schwarzenegger. A better point could have been made from his passion.
Wasn't this thread about a comic strip at one point?
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>>83794173
But.. I dont even visit /r9k/... :c
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>>83794241
The elders say this land was once occupied by talks of a lady living in the far East, but such things are only legend now.

We only know pain and arguments about exercise in these hard times
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>tfw living in Japan nearly a year now but still don't know what prefecture Mary is in so I can't penis her.

Whylive.
Gunma masterrace
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>>83794320
You could probably meet up with her if you contact her.
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>>83794280
Will she ever grace us again, with her soft words and gentle caress?

Working out and exercise are two different things people forget. One is for building muscle, the other is for shedding fat.
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>>83794342

I might try.

>tfw I only date/fool around with other ESL teachers because most men who come to Japan only want Japanese women, and I prefer fellow foreigners, and they all feel lonely.

Spent night with Canadian on Monday, next Aussie girl on Sunday. We happy Britbong.
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>>83794320
Here is a tip: see pic.
Here is another tip: Miyagi
Here is more one tip: She already left japan
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>>83790119
So are they all actually women?
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>>83794381
I heard that a guy who studied with me in school now work as a host.
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>>83794372

Fuck that is too far north for me.

And double fuck, I missed my chance.

Any questions about Japan life while I'm here anons? For the record, my Japanese is shite, N5 test in 2 weeks, and I'm in a surprisingly well-paying but eikaiwa (private school) job, although will hopefully change to ALT in the future.
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>>83794406
Well, she was too south for me. Also my Japanese is also shit, I think I can sort of read manga with a dictionary. Student with a scholarship but would like to work in Japan.
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>>83794371
This man is a genius.
>Escape to success required country
>Become exotic in process
>All the wite wiminz
And you know that if they're there, they didn't have time/ urge to become soiled.
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Never forget
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>>83794431

My reading is probably my highest, apparently I know about 150 kanji, and hiragana/katakana are natural now. N5 should be doable, but I rarely study these days.

I can't hold a conversation for shit, daily life is manageable though.

>>83794432

>tfw coming to Japan when you prefer little bit chubby girls with nice sized boobies.. They are the most cuddly.

We hard mode now.
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>>83794432
I should look for weeaboo chicks teaching English in small towns.
Japanese looking
Born and raised in west
Fluent at English
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>>83794485
Wouldn't be easier since chubby is considered fat in Japan so the ones who are chubby don't get much attention or it goes the other way around so they end up with more chubby chasers than chubby girls?
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>>83794512

Well I've found Japanese girls are mostly sticks or on the far side of chubby, there is little middle ground.
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>>83789632
>Never been on a date

How is this even possible? It's the easiest thing in the world!
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>>83794570
It's not the difficulty in getting one, it's the never bothered trying to get one.
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>>83794535
I don't count but I have seen all ranges of chubby. Also usually I don't like fat but I have seen some nice fat girls even if fat girls are rare, the ones full of round shapes instead of the ones full of flaps.

Personally I can appreciate from skinny to round chub but I worry more about personality and you don't get to know that just by looking.

>>83794570
Probably she did but didn't realize it. Even I have been on a date.
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>>83794485
I feels you on that, short and plush is the way to go. Is there really no variety on body types there? What's harder to find, a decent sized rack or booty?
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>>83789860
She is CUTE!
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>>83794570
haha yeah. I mean, who the hell hasn't been on a date at least once
>;_;
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>>83790405
>we pretend to be a lot of things as a joke but we ended up attracting a lot of people thinking they were at equals.
Nah. I'm certain the site has always been filled with idiots and autists with no place in a socially funcional environment outdoors. But they had enough self-awareness to know their place in the world.

The people the site ended up attracting, rather, thought this sort of behavior was normal and began feeling confident enough to act like that in real life. Confidence is sometimes a actually harmful thing.
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>>83791509
I think that game was called Helbreath.
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>>83794617
In the comic, yes. In real life, ehh.

>>83794570
Most likely doesn't consider whatever she's been on as "dates" because they didn't end in a kiss or something.
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>>83794614
one of the sides of my family have good asses (men included) so I would say that tits are less common. Anyway petite is pretty common so we got a lot of "loli" body types.
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>>83794021
Allegeldy plenty of folks here are from LONDON.
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>>83790094
Sometimes women work at them to, if the gimmick is trying to guess. Sometimes they are all women dressed as men, and that's the gimmick. Tokyo has a little bit of everything.
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>>83794645
No, it is very visible on /x/. /x/ was a cool place originally since most of us were just people who liked mystery/horror stories while the people who actually believe in all that shit were just one or another lost guy but now it is full of people who actually believe in all that.
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>>83794680
>Sometimes women work at them to, if the gimmick is trying to guess
I may be a gambling man but that's too risky for me
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>>83790080
>hookers
And hostesses. It's pretty damn sick if you think about it.
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>>83793184
It's not really enough. That's why sports are not enough to relieve stress, let alone violent tendencies. Because it's not enough to engage in physical activities; you're gonna want to go for the real thing and hurt people for real, and kicking a ball is not the same as knowingly kicking somebody in the face.
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>>83794658
Hrmm.. so that's why they obsess about the boobies in le anime. I would think what we see is just surface value, but you're actually there.

Shit, they really do need some gene mixing. Throw some smart Irish women into there and future generations would have more supple bodies. No real boobies in sight must be saddening. Girls even like boobies.
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>>83794680
There are all sorts of themes for all sort of clients. Also make-up magic works on men too in Japan. But probably extreme cases like this don't work that well in person but it is good enough to make a poster
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>>83794740
There are big tits but they aren7t common. Personally I like legs and Japan is full of short skirts while my home country there are too many pants. Nobody should use pants unless it is cold and in Japan women use skirts even when it is snowing!
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>>83794760
Life is like a video game for them, it seems.
>Welcome to Japan! Press start!
>Earn points to get high score!
>Spend points for more charisma stat!
>Use points to get more "likes" from players!
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>>83794791

I also find the tiniest tiniest skirts are commen, while any form of cleavage showing is like heresy.
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>>83793185
It's certainly getting there. Developed countries throughout the world find themselves at different stages, but the target archetype remains the same. Except, in the west, instead of NEETs and hikis, you get feminists and their pet nu-males. But the problem is the same: a highly competitive market that doesn't really pay off unless you were successful from the get-go - that is, before you reach your 20s.
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They become more prefect by the day.
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>>83794889

>tfw get about 330,000yen a month but can't really go any higher teaching english in Japan, but can't earn this much back home without years of building up again.

We limbo now.
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>>83794923
If both sides work and get something around that amount I think you can have a decent living in Japan.
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>>83792962
It requires a high degree of finesse and precision to measure just what amount of your power level to hide and what amount to reveal. And you need a lot of tact to know when, where and with whom to do it.

That's the difference between a chad and the average anon: the former is a neurosurgeon, the latter suffers from Parkinson's.
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>>83791875
Japanese porn has less to do with sex than masturbation has to do with love.
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>>83794570
Well i never bother to do it. I cant see myself in relationship so i just want to die alone. Easier for me.
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>>83794963
>a decent living in Japan
"Decent" by Japanese standards or Western's?
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>>83791099
If she was, she'd mention the alcohol and crazy lights, not the snacks.
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>>83794963

I live well enough now, Gunma anon so cost of living is dirt cheap. Living in a 4-bed house with a friend for less than 55,000 yen a month each. The joys of semi-rural life.

But you can't help but want to plan for the future, or at least aim for a future! I don't want to grow old here I know that for a fact.
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>>83791737
This.

The last two generations basically being told from childhood onward that they'd never amount to anything, and they'd never be able to actually advance and lead like previous generations had been allowed to (because the older generations are holding onto their positions with tooth and fucking nail) is a way bigger factor in Japan's problems than all this "vegetarian male" bullshit.

Why aren't young Japanese people getting married and starting families? Because they don't have the money to do so, they don't have the time to do so, and they don't have the homes to do so within. Their futures are filled with uncertainty and lack any of the stability necessary for these maturations, even as their society hammers hard that you have to be stable to have these things.
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>>83794570
Happiness isn't for everyone.
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>>83795039

Get yourself out of Tokyo and into the lovely countryside, see my previous post: >>83795067
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>>83795039
Both. The average Japanese house is bigger than the UK one.
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>>83794889
Thank you. I've been waiting for a decent answer like this that entire time. May have ranted off a bit, but I know I'm not crazy enough to be blind to what's going on. Plus, all these outings of celebrities and rich people storing their money, from the Cayman islands, to the Philippines recently was it? Not to be on some conspiracy theorist, Illuminati type crap, but that movie Elysium is looking to be a bit more likely. Maybe not in space, but why not make a safe haven for all the rich and successful once "all the data has been collected" and just leave us on the mainland or keep us around to have them going, on the still going promise of "one day, if you work hard enough, you can get here too!"

What could anyone really do if a "slow, but sure" type of situation like that arose? A fat load of nothing.
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>>83794667
It's still Europe.

>tfw third-worlder
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>>83795082
Basically the same of all those European countries with.
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>>83795091
>>83795067
Hokkaido is pretty cool and land is pretty cheap.
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>>83791099
Dunno, but from the site:

>Whenever people ask me if anything 'surprised' me about Japan, this is usually my answer. I'm not sure I ever saw what we would think of as a 'normal' bar in Kurihara. It was all Snack Bars. I only ever want to one alone once, and it was a very strange and expensive evening. It ended when I saw one of the ladies take some money out of the wallet of a passed out patron and then call him a cab. You knew this was not the first time they had this interaction. Seemed like a good time to head home.
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>>83795117
I know your pain. Currently in Japan but this is temporary, soon I will return to my third-world home country and I want to find a way to come back to Japan permanently because my country sails in an ocean of shit and the boat is full of holes. Sure people from far away might say that the boat is fast but it can't climb walls and this shithole is deep.
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>>83795150
Basically Ryuuji's mother bar? What a wonderful woman!
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>>83795150
Yeah, that kind of story is why I gave up on life.

>Be unsuccessful
>Won't find happiness or worthwhile companionship.

>Be successful
>Still won't be happy or find worthwhile companionship.
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>>83791272
kek
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>>83795198
Oh, so that was her job. It always bothered me for some reason.
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>>83795221
But if you're successful, you can pay for fake love!

This just in: Love is a lie! People throughout history only grew to love after years of marriage and what we think of it now is just an instant gratification version of it, concocted over the last 200 years!

Research makes being lonely a lot more comforting.
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>>83795247
You thought he was a son of a bitch?
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>>83795271
Yes, what we call romantic love now a days is just Eros.

Which inevitably dies off. Because its temporarily induced OCD.

What I mean by worthwhile companionship is a combination of storge and philia.
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>>83795271
I want a good friendship with occasional sex and children.
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>>83795363
>I don't know if I'm going through a circle of excuses
Yes, you are.
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>>83795363
How are you going to build yourself up without experiences to learn from?
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>>83795363
>Going out of my way to see a girl for a few minutes seems desperate in my mind
Well, stuff like that could be the problem. Most of them really, genuinely like small things like that. It shows you're thinking of them, and not in a sexual way, which is pleasing when so many guys probably do already.
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>>83795409
He means his physique. A lot of guys don't even get the time of day because they look like they can't defend themselves. Which is sad, as though these women are constantly out to provoke problems for them to have to settle.
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>>83795478
Ah, okay. Well, definitely be doing that, but that's gonna be a slow improvement over time. In the meantime, dress nicely and make sure these girls are aware of your existence at the very least.
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>>83792436
>Working as blue collar worker is okay
Anime has lied to me, then.
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>>83790312
yeah, fuck nice things
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>>83795604
That post is from seven hours ago you silly bitch
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>>83789919
It's fascinating how 4chan treats humble or self deprivating women compared to others.
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>>83794760
Well, the places are often dark with wacky lighting, and a real focus on drinking.
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>>83795082
It's because Hiroyuki taught them the American art of goofing off with niconicodouga, and now that's all they do.
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>>83794003
There's a board for it. >>>/soc/
Anything else is against the global rules.
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>>83792047

>"does your boss know about this?"
>"Plot twist, he is the boss"

lol, living the dream. That will be the coolest boss to work with
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>>83795770
It's just because she's in Japan. 4chan is still a weeb site, ultimately.
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>>83795629
4chan is not a chat room. This thread could last for days.
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>>83795936
On /co/? Not likely. You'd have a point if this was /his/ or /n/ or something.
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>>83794570

it's easy

>don't care about dating when I was a teenager
>don't care about dating while studying
>don't care about dating when dropping out of collage
>don't care about dating while working
>30yo still don't care about dating

after 15 years it becomes easier, I don't know if that's good or bad though
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>>83794003
I had a gir on one of the boards l ask for my Skype because I mentioned having a fetish which she shared.
I didn't have one, so it never went any further than her repetitively telling me to make one. Maybe if I had gone ahead with it who knows how it would have gone.
I guess just like real life you have to be actively trying to meet someone.
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>>83795936
>tfw just shy of Chad
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>>83795936
>Cyborg
Well, you know what they say: BOOYAH
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>>83796171
Hey bb, you wanna hit those showers?
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>>83795936
24...
Yeah, wizard. And am a wizard.
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>>83795936
>Robot
Huh.
>filename
Never mind, Wizard. Not the best image, it doesn't even mention you're waifu.
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>>83794039

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

I don't get it either.
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>>83795936

>score 129

why even live
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>>83795629

Comments like this one baffle me. New people are constantly entering threads and reading through them. If you think someone responding to a comment from hours or days before is retarded, it's you who is the retard.
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>>83790434

I'm actually married and my wife knows I use 4chan (and doesn't care). 12 years ago I never would've thought that sentence would ever apply to me.
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>>83792962
That was never a problem for me.
>talk about hobbies
>have 3 new friends by Sunday
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>>83793185

>Has a car
>In college/career
>Place of your own

Those...those are marks of adulthood, anon. Unless your city has a good public transit system, anyway.

>Buzz cut with "shape up"

Then why do I see so many shaggy, hefty guys getting laid?

>At least 5'10"

Yeah, this one is true. Even Chesty Puller wouldn't be able to get pussy these days.
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>>83793981

>tfw you tried the awkwardness that was anonidate and you never will again

strange thing is /soc/ seems even weirder
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>>83796228
I didn't even notice the filename. If that were part of the test you'd think they'd include it in the image itself.
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>>83794181

True, but a lot of the people who go and do it are weirdoes

One of the girls I met during my semester in Japan stayed there as a JET because she didn't want to leave anime land

She skipped the Christmas visit home so she wouldn't miss a Prince of Tennis musical and openly leered at schoolboys
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>>83796472
Sure, Akihabara's a fun place to shop if you can afford it, but there's so much more to experience in Japan than anime lands.

I'm considering applying for next year, but I went in to the local consulate to look into the process and apparently it involves essay-writing and interviews and background checks and references and I'm like, "References? That would involve knowing people who know me back. Now I have to go find some of those."
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>>83793504

Ah, that explains your obsession with jogger clothes. I swear to God NYC is its own weird little world, just like LA. They're the strangest places in America.

But yeah, comic books/vidya aren't "just for kids," guys aren't ALWAYS expected to have short hair, and you can be a laid-back somewhat beta without people assuming you're gay. I think either NYC's bizarre mishmash of cultures all trying to be the perfect NY Guys or you just suck at finding people you actually like hanging out with.
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>>83796601

I was such a fucking weeb when I visited Japan, I wish I'd checked out more of the country (especially rural areas). I nearly went back as an ALT but got a job offer while they were still considering me.
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>>83792229
>The thing I'm wondering is : for such a thing to have become so important in japanese culture, (in cities at least) it means that many people need it. Which is VERY depressing.

It's the Japanese equivalent of US "brestaurants" like Hooters, Twin Peaks, and Bikinis.

Only instead of scantily clad women flirting with a bunch of guys, you get a single girl in more modest dress giving their customer you more personalized, but less flirty/explicit attention.
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>>83795936
Cyborg.
Figured.
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>>83796695
>instead of scantily clad women flirting with a bunch of guys
Are they supposed to be flirting? It just seems like every other restaurant except for everyone wearing scantily dressed clothes.
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>>83795082

You're missing out the fact men and women are still heavily segregated. Women are expected to handle the money while the man makes the paycheck. Except women are choosing careers and Japan isn't adapting to this. Even in offices you'll see women forming their own cliques and men off doing their own thing.
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>>83794371
She's back in the US, going full time webcomic hobo, too late my friend, too late.
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>>83794653
>In the comic, yes. In real life, ehh
She is beautiful in real life, fight me fgt!
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>>83795936
>subtract your age
2 points. wew
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>>83796695
It's not remotely similar. They sit down and have conversations with you, and drink with you as they maneuver you into buying absurdly overpriced bottles of liquor.
>>83796734
This. They have a kids menu, even.
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>>83791509
Why so much hate for us BRs?
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>>83797085
If they have no idea what you're talking about do they just smile and nod or do they try to steer the conversation?
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>>83796921
Actually, Japan's government is trying to encourage women to enter careers to make up the difference in the work force, but there is vocal opposition to it on every level of local government everywhere. Vocal opposition by spineless toadies suggests they think most people don't like the idea.
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>>83796335
teach me your ways wise one.
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>>83797165
Won't more women entering the work force lower the population further?
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>>83797120
Guess
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>>83795363
Dating and relationship matters are meant to start early in one's life. Preferably prepubescence.

Otherwise, you're going to be an awkward bozo in his late 20s but with less experience and game than a 13-year-old. Like a behavioral version of the uncanny valley. And women hate that; they find it creepy and sad as shit.
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>>83797085
Yeah, I remember that. Hooters just seems like it gained a reputation it doesn't live up to. It's like 'omg they're dressed so slutty' what are you from the 80s or something everybody dresses like that now, it's just shitty chicken wings these days.
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>>83796258
It's simple.
Asexuality is bullshit.
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>>83797229
Well, I'd rather be alone than be with someone I can't stand to be with.
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>>83797220
Jealous?
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>>83797266
I'd rather be dreaming of someone than living alone.
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>>83793999
Ayyyyy lmao, unless she was being ironic, fucking dropped. I don't want to enable the mentally ill.
She needs help. If people stopped pretending that shit was fine, maybe she would already have it.
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>>83797246
If you find human beings attractive, but not attractive enough to really give a shit beyond idle consideration and the occasional bout of masturbation, isn't that close enough?
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>>83797150
It's like you don't even obsess over Japan. Why are you even here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YVE8QASaFs
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>>83797336
No, that's clinical depression
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>>83797190
They're importing Mexicans now. It's fine.
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>>83790279
>defile a sweet little ladies youtube channel
>mil' lady
Cunt she's a grown up and needs to deal. Those guys were complete and utter fucking spergs but most of it was in good humour (with some notable exceptions in that thread, sure).

The real villain here is ther little skunk that linked her to the thread.
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>>83797375
Is it really clinical depression if it only applies to sex and dating, though?
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>>83795936
>17
Can I just magic myself out of this life?
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>>83789632

>snack bar

Isn't it just a Host Club?
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>>83795770
Perhaps it's because they're not being a giant bitch? Chill people are more likable.
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>>83793752
/fit/ here
thanks for this post, anon, it gave me a hearty chuckle
I'll think of you when I'm in the gym later
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>>83797266
What if that someone is yourself?
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>>83797336
That's just low libido.
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>>83790434
>>83790517
>it's a joke
>just like no women on the internet
>jokes
>either of them
Fuck off faggot. There are few women on the internet in any real way. Most are just social media lackeys which hardly count. Yeah they're around in other places too but the second meaning to the phrase is: unless there's an explicit reason to pipe up about gender it's usually some attention grab thing. There are no girls on the net because no one fucking cares whether you are one.
Secondly, of course there are a lot of single people on this site. There is no reason for it to be otherwise. Image boards are an unholy time sink if you want to most out of them and thus they attract specific people from certain demographics. Depending on the board it can be anywhere from half single to overwhelming 80-90% singles.

The fact that you needed this explained means you either need to lurk or leave.
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>>83797594
This topic is old and tired. And off-topic.
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>>83791055
It could just be that the guys are that beta.
The guy that used to do Gaijinsmash noticed that women are the ones trying to pick men up in Japan because they can't reasonably expect the men to actually try anything.
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>>83789974
Man this is HILARIOUS. Sure, it's a bit annoying for the girl, but people have to be prepared when they post on the internet. Remember the ancient meme about "not giving any information to anyone" online? It was there for a reason.
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>>83790058
Good luck with that declining birth rate, Japan.
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>>83797375
>No, that's clinical depression
Please keep your mis-information to yourself

>>83797415
Not at all. It can perhaps be a part of a MDD provisional but it's more than likely a non-clinical issue unless you're un-bear-ably distressed over it
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>>83797635
He mostly encountered ultra skanks interested in seeing black dick for themselves, though. That one even bit it so it bled.
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>>83797650
That's not a meme. It's good advice. Companies are encouraging people to carry on reckless, risky behavior for their own profit, including children.
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>>83790517
>the girl on the left
>the guy on the far right
All around great pic.
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>>83797594
Someone sounds salty.
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>>83795936
>118
>-31 years
>went from Chad to Slightly Strange
The fuck
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>>83797797
Eric. Simply eric.
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>>83797811
Age destroys us all.
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>>83797650
>Remember the ancient meme about "not giving any information to anyone" online? It was there for a reason.
Every day I wonder what exactly happened that made things turn 360°. Now NOT being on Facebook 24/7 is a stigma.
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>>83797865
They make money off it now, so it's encouraged in every possible way.
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>>83796609
Probably a combination of both. I had a huge load of friends back when I was a drug dealer, but any time the flow got slow, aka no drugs or parties, everyone wanted to disappear. That was Jersey, though. They take whatever they can get their hands on. Now that I'm back here, it's like I'm used goods. D:

>>83796419
Well, those top few aren't given to everyone as soon as they turn 18. It's something a select few become lucky and blessed with if they had successful parents, but everyone who isn't scum expects you to come from that type of background. No one thinks there would be a middle ground.

The death of the middle class is real. It's either you're rich and come from a wealthy line and you maintain that with the pre built connections, or you're just doomed to work for the rest of your life as a wage slave to the above mentioned wealthy line, because 1.) They don't retire, 2.) Nepotism keeps only them in success, and 3.) The Poor's keep each other down, without help from the rich because they think keeping others down will get them ahead, according to the rich, who never had to
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>>83797078
Are you her?

You definitely are.
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>>83795936
>Robot
Fuck the 'subtracting age' rule. Just kill me now please.
I mean really. Surely there should be a more balanced weighting on these mother fuckers.
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>>83798033
Did you really think you were normal?
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>>83797189

>teach me your ways wise one.

I dunno, for me it was running an anime club and gaining more confidence over a few years, then taking improv classes with a close friend as a lark and finding a small group of friends through that, then having one of those friends bring some of his friends (including my now-wife) to the end of a small gathering at my apartment at 2 in the morning, then inviting said now-wife to my family's halloween party and talking to her about history and books all night, then nervously asking her out to dinner.

It also helped I didn't obsess over finding someone who shared every last interest of mine, like I had been for all of high school and college. We share enough interests to have stuff to talk about but I don't need her to love anime and she doesn't need me to love middle eastern dance. We challenged each other.

Just keep forcing yourself to find social outlets, stop looking for perfect, and start looking for someone you can genuinely enjoy talking to about stuff you would've never thought of talking about. I'm still a weeb and a comics geek but I can talk about just enough other stuff--and take enough of an interest in other peoples' hobbies--that I can function and meet people.
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>>83797750
It's not a meme. On my world, it means "good advice."

>>83797865
>>83797906
Jews want to steal your dank info but they aren't getting mine! I'm staying anonymous no matter what!
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>>83798065
According to that chart I'm 'most likely' beta. So yeah, I expected cyborg at least.
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>>83797404
>The real villain here is ther little skunk that linked her to the thread.

Well, yeah, you can be an obsessive weird fuck all you want, it only becomes a problem when you inflict it on some nice normie who can't handle it. Let's be honest, none of us are normal and if half the stuff we talked about was spoken out loud at a social gathering we'd get kicked out pronto.
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>>83798132
I guess you're behind in accomplishments then.
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>>83793185
Move out of Cali. Cali is for cyborgs.
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>>83797279
This. They're jealous because us BRs have more fun.
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>>83798154
No I scored 23 in accomplishment.
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>>83795936

>Slightly Strange to Normalfag depending on whether or not I subtract my age
>didn't get any points for most of the "happiness"/"do you feel your life is going in a good direction" questions

my life is a lie
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>>83795936
>6
wew lad
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>>83790541
>I get that 4chan is filled with weird people, and I am one too
No, you aren't.

>Being a weird socially awkward geek actually is attractive to some people.
No, it isn't.
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>>83789860
Except she's not though. She just doesn't care. Like the rest of us. I bet if you cut that hair and put on better clothes that work on your favor, you'd be a fine piece, Anon.
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>>83797120
You are the Russians of American gaming
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>>83798337
That is why you fail.
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>>83793896
Tommy?
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>>83798080
So, you evidently always had friends and never had troube making even more friends.

Congratulations. You are a normalfag.
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>>83795198
Francine Smith?!
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>>83798368
>hating russians
You're not welcome here mate.
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>>83797691
>misinformation

You do realise you're on 4chan, right?
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>>83798393

>always had friends

No.

>never had trouble making even more friends

Nope, I had to put on a mask for years and learn to become it before anyone who wasn't my college roommate would talk to me for more than five minutes. I was the guy in the my feet hurt picture, and I got over it through diligence and misery.

Learn to live a life.
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>>83795271
>Love is a lie! People throughout history only grew to love after years of marriage and what we think of it now is just an instant gratification version of it, concocted over the last 200 years

This contradicts itself.
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>>83798353
Why does everybody assume the average anon is a long-haired and tawdry fat guy? /co/ especially time and again proves itself to be scrawny manlets dressed averagely.
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>>83798425
This.

I used to be really bummed out by how hard it was to do what came so naturally to others. Now I realize that among ten people, I will naturally and easily become close to one, and they're worth it. The rest, I don't even put up with anymore.
Everyone who ever met me found me strange/weird right away, but some went past it.

Besides, I found different ways to deal with my social awkwardness. i stopped caring about my image and what they think. Makes things easier.
And if I can't help but care, or feel pressure, I use the Abed tactic and play a role.

I even came out of a mugging untouched thanks to some Spider-Man inspired behavior.
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>>83798080
>doesn't need me to love middle eastern dance
Was you marriage predominately a legal/finacial affair or was it religious?
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>>83797404
>The real villain here is ther little skunk that linked her to the thread.

This. The Anon who did this is the real bitch here. Be anything you want but don't be a bitch-ass nigga like him.
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>>83798486
>/co/ especially time and again proves itself to be scrawny manlets dressed averagely.
This is so me.

Although I found that the good shirt or blazer do wonders.

>Anon, you look hot!
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>>83795936
>56

Shit.
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>>83798537
We need a
>stop snitching motherfucker
for such situations.
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>>83798374
Anon, "weird" is judged by society. If you can go outside and be accepted, and have friends and find love and keep a job and overall be a functional and welcome social being, then no, you are not actually weird. You are but a hipster
>>
>normies thinking they were weird and overcame it by themselves
Lmao. The answer is you were never that weird in the first place. Maybe a little different from average guy, but not enough to fuck you up forever.
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>>83798532

Love. She does middle eastern (and jazz, and used to do fire dancing) as a hobby. People have hobbies, anon.

Although, I'm American Irish (shitty) Catholic and she's American Filipino (shitty) Catholic, so after six months my mother was asking when I'd propose. I made it two years.
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>>83798353
She might care.
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>>83798607

You don't need "society," you just need a small circle you can operate within. robots think unless you fit the normalfag template you will never find happiness ever and that any "weird" person who does find happiness was never weird to begin with. It's like a social retard version of privilege theory.
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>>83798617
>I'd rather keep being unhappy and bitter

Psychos put on a face to seem normal and agreeable. It's actually useful to do that at first. You should try.

>>83798607
You know, despite all the people calling me weird since forever, I actually grew to like it. I like myself, and my friends and gf do too. No matter how strange I seem to be to 90% of the people around. So I'm perfectly happy in the middle ground where both sides think I don't belong.
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>>83798642
>love
That is some corny shit. I get what you mean but you can be in love without marriage. Doing it for social consolidation of your relationship is also valid but it's that legality or spirituality man.

All power to you, I guess, pseudo-weeb.

>people have hobbies, anon
I know it mightn't seem like it in this thread but plenty of people do here too. Don't go getting presumptuous
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>>83797865
>mfw I haven't logged into Facebook for almost 3 years
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>>83789974
One of the funniest thing I've read in YEARS
I love you
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>>83797120
It literally shows you in the picture of that post you replied to idiot.
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>>83798353
>She just doesn't care
This is a fucking meme. Short of brain damage everyone cares. Some people have just gotten over the fact that they care, and will always care, and have instead accepted their eternal romantic isolation while trying to move on with other things.
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>>83798831
You have a narrow view of humanity.
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>>83798711
Not that anon, but he's got a point. That's why >>83795936 is a scale. Some people are deeper down the gutter than others.
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>>83798617
>normies
>underaged frogs can't see things long term
Typical. The term is normalfag by the way you disgusting pit digger.
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>>83798509

>And if I can't help but care, or feel pressure, I use the Abed tactic and play a role.

Yeah, that comes in very handy. It's why I mentioned the improv classes, learning to think on your feet and bullshit through social situations is very helpful.

>I even came out of a mugging untouched thanks to some Spider-Man inspired behavior.

As in you didn't get your ass kicked or you didn't get your stuff taken?

I can imagine the former, but if it's the latter I sense This Troper level exaggeration...

>>83798790

Didn't mean to sound presumptuous, I thought you were spinning her specific dance hobby into some weird "her middle eastern family must've forced you to get married" thing like only Arabs and Persians can belly dance.

>you can be in love without marriage.

Well, sure, I wasn't saying that, I was saying that's why we personally did it rather than a sense of legal or religious obligation. I liked the idea of being married to her, so I proposed.

Sharing living space is fucking weird, though. You feel like you're ignoring your partner if you're not paying attention to them for an hour or two.
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>>83798686
>You don't need "society,"
Since I'm not rich, let alone own a private island, I kinda actually do need society.
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>>83798898
gb2gaia moran.
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>>83798885
and you have a warped view. The main drive of all humans is to procreate. You can't mental gymnast your way out of that. Denial of the fact is shallow and immediately clear to everyone around you.
If you've strcuk out because of anxiety or being ugly or whatever else, you've struck out. Muttering 'i-it's not like I wanted to have a p-partner in the first place, dummy' under your breathe doesn't change anything.
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>>83791179
Opposites attract, manly men like submissive women
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>>83795936
>96 points considering filename
wew lad
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>>83798922

Okay, you need a functioning society around you that has laws and commerce and provides ways of keeping yourself alive.

But you don't need to be the dude from J. Crew ads to live a satisfying life, is my point.
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>>83790517
The bookended reactions of the confused girl and Jesse Eisenberg there really make this pic.

Also I admire those two middle-aged guys for ignoring what's going on next to them with every fiber of their beings.
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>>83798922
>he doesn't know about hermits
There are some seriously cool stories about people who completely bugged out and went back to the earth. Most of them were really happy too.
I can recall a few off my head like that 2 generation russian family in the hills and that man who stalked an American lake hunting and occasionally stealing abandoned camping equipment.
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>>83798895
It doesn't mean you can't learn to work around it.

Shitty example, but I actually found myself a little in the main character in Dexter, because I too put on a face most of the time.

That face can vary, and is different depending on the people.
It goes away after I get comfortable enough.

But that's me. Each and everyone of us has to find a way to overcome their issues to get to the point they want. If they're happy being alone, fine. If they want to be more or less social, they might have to work for it.

I used to spend years suffering and wondering wtf was wrong with me, and why people would call me weird out of the blue even though i was just me, but after years of attempts and trying to find my place, I found a place more or less nice for me.

Pretty small social circle, no forced attempt to interact with people I don't see the point to talk to. Able to put up a face until I am comfortable enough to be me.

To each his own.
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>>83798898
>can't see things long term
I'm a 26-year-old virgin NEET without friends, a car a place of his own, or skills. The only long term anything I care about is where to go to commit suicide.
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>>83798946
But the opposite never happens though.
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>>83798895

The only problem with the scale is the privilege theory-esque assumption that anyone above "grand wizard" has never suffered or didn't have to put in years of miserable effort to find a happy place.
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>>83799044

I hope things get better for you, anon.
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>>83798831
Whe I said she 'doesn't care' I meant in a sense that it's just not her thing. The girl is funny and can draw very well, but she clearly lacks a good fashion sense. I bet if she gets a BF she'll start putting more effort into it and will look better. And this is a thing that happens.
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>>83799044
>implying you need all those conditions to want to die
There are people just as bad (sans no friends) who've wasted their youth smoking pot and wasting their parent's money and good will. Those fuck wits will eventually be forced into the unending misery we call adult life and so will you if you don't bitch out.
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>>83798911
>As in you didn't get your ass kicked or you didn't get your stuff taken?
>I can imagine the former, but if it's the latter I sense This Troper level exaggeration...
Basically this happened
>waiting for tram with friend
>group of guys arrive
>they want our stuff
>friend is still and too scared to talk
>I refuse to give my stuff and stop one of them as he's trying to take my friend's stuff
>reply to their questions and remarks with witty Spidey-like comments and reactions. Never too mean tho. I'm not crazy
>the leader threatens to hit me with his bike chain around his fist
>I keep replying and pushing them when they get close

They probably didn't want to risk anything bad so they didn't beat us up. They left when the leader said I shouldn't annoy him because he's in a bad mood, and I replied that I was too but i wasn't mugging people because of it.
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>>83799113
>get cock on the regular without going out
>somehow put in more effort
Doesn't add up.
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>>83792176
People fall in love with strippers...
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>>83798486
I never implied that Anon was long-haired or fat. You can have short hair that's unflattering to you and have shit taste in clothing even if you're a skinnyfag.
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>>83798959
I'm certainly not going to live a satisfying anything as a skinny sperg, however. But that's what I am and that's all I ever be. My life plateaued when I was 14 and, at this point, all I ever look forward to every day is drinking.

>>83798983
I'm not the country type.
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>>83799128
>Those fuck wits will eventually be forced into the unending misery we call adult life and so will you if you don't bitch out.
Wait, is that supposed to discourage suicide or encourage it?
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>>83798831
>Projecting this hard

Some people don't need romance to feel self-worth, you know, like there's more to life than just that.

Of course people care about finding someone, but if you're walking around going
>Tfw no gf/bf
every day of your life, you're pretty fucking pathetic.
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>>83799237
A bit of both. The reality is if you're miserable now changing your life probably won't make you happy. I mean his/yours is pretty shit so it might but for the most part being happy is as much a skill as running cross country.
I'm clinically depressed so don't ask me for tips but for all intents and purposes my career and education has gone smoothly towards my goal and I am able to look after myself handily. I still hate everything.

Yeah his/your life is fucked, cool but mine's not and we're on the same page or at least in the same book. Fix your shit then fix your life. Success can make you happier than you were but it doesn't make a sad sack jolly.
Focus on getting happy then focus on getting gud
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>>83790279
You sure painted a target on your back, huh?
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>>83799301
>Some people don't need romance to feel self-worth, you know, like there's more to life than just that.
Sure there is. However, just because you don't derive value from it doesn't mean you don't desire it you defensive little fuck. I like eating fried rice but I don't measure my self-worth off it. You might have moved on but you still care.
No one is bereft of romantic desire.

It mightn't be pressing or essential but it's there.
Pretending otherwise just makes you look more depressing and pathetic. Worse still if you seem like you actually believe what you're saying.
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>>83794570
REEEEEEEEE
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>>83792866
Lucky
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>>83790279
>protect the girls
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>>83799447
>defensive little fuck
>Calling me defensive and then restating the second half of my post

I agree, of course people want to be loved. But most people don't obsess over it like frogposters and /r9k/ autists.
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>>83798388
...I don't want to know who's on the other side of this.

That's just creepy. Especially because of how little I've let that story out.
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>>83799512
Yeah, I agree. I was responding to the whole 'asexual' tripe that the author has been spouting. I think it's bullshit and quite frankly mentally concerning.
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>>83795936
Over 130. How. Why am I even here.
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>>83799555
You're a pedophile.
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>>83799547

I kind of disagree, some people have absurdly low drives

Asexuality as an actual sexuality, that's getting pretty ridiculous, but there's lots of people with almost non-existent libidos.
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>>83799512
>most people don't obsess over it like frogposters and /r9k/ autists.

So it's definite, then. Some people are unsalvageably and irrecoverably sentenced to spend their lives as maladjusted social rejects full of self-loathing.
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>>83799603
>Asexuality as an actual sexuality, that's getting pretty ridiculous, but there's lots of people with almost non-existent libidos.
That's far more reasonable. But leave it to feminists and tumblrites to build a sexuality out of anything.
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>>83799541
>it's one of your lesbian lovers
>they've fallen into bad times as your poor sexual performance caused them to lose interest in their own lesbian partner
>dejected and without support she spirals into an isolating melancholy and now turns to one of the few hobbies she had
>she remembers hearing someone say you shared them once, while reading your post
>she double takes, rereading it. She has to be sure
>It's a pointless gamble she thinks to herself a shot in the dark. It could never be Tommy
>she posts it anyway in some desperate attempt to bring grounded context and meaning into her life. To understand how thing became this bad
And here you are.
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>>83799580

>straight asexual woman has moe moe posters

why

also jesus Mary, take them down, even I got rid of my Ranma-chan wallscrolls when I went to college and they kept me warm at night in high school
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>>83795221

Life is a sham. The game is rigged from the start.

The only winning move is not to play.
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>>83798388
Tommy got HUGE!
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>>83799603
No it's still retarded. Past neurological and or hormonal issues you still have some drive no matter how small. Further, even without a drive the high level intimacy is still craved to a similar extent to whatever extent the sex was or more.

Asexuality is a meme. Being above it is a meme. Getting past it and not prioritising it is perfectly fine but let's be adults and stop pretending it can just applicably be non existent.
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>>83799682
You never had a super hero poster? I see Miku and magical girls on her wall there.
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>>83799681
Kek, I love you guys. For the lack of quick wit I have, you fill. Still going to be stuck in my head about who it is who guessed me, from such a simple story, but I'm also saying stupid shit like where I currently and did reside in this thread, so..

Don't dox my phone, plz. Or start sending me weird memes in the mail.
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>>83799759
Funny it takes people so long to learn that.
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>>83798388
Actually, I'll only consider this valid if you also can guess the bar I met the two girls at.
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>>83800229
not a bar. they were friends of friends
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>>83800229
>>83800379
Please confirm Tommy, you've drawn me into this now. I want to see what happens on your investigation. Is anon right?
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>>83800443
It's just gonna be like that thing where the two German guys seeing Captain America in the same theater also lurked the same /co/ thread on their phones and found each other to watch it together but didn't have gay sex. Totally lame.
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>>83800533
>gay sex
>germany
But that is haram
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>>83800443
No, this anon is pretending. I doubt if it's the same anon that guessed my name.

There would have to be more given detail about what they know of the story to be confirmed.
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>>83800586
Eh, as long as they're not in the US they at least won't get shot.
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>>83795936
>subtract your age

abracadabra mofugga
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>>83800625
>thinking the US is dangerous
Your shit happens infrequently enough to be notable and isn't smothered out by your media. I'd be more worried in Germany, honestly.
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>>83789974
Easily the most notable thing /lit/ has ever done
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>>83789974
that was hysterical
horrible, and I feel terrible for that girl
but hysterical
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>>83795936
>89
Yay, I'm not an autistic neet or a flagrant normie.
Middle ground for life.
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>>83789687
She can't shut up about other cultures and have a fat ass
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>>83800811
Well, in the comic all about being in another culture, sure. That is the focus.
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>>83791471
But thats exactly WHY the hips moving on their own is so common. Women are supposed to be still, so when they feel so good they can't help themselves, they exclaim they are moving on their own. It is done to literally stop the man from feeling emasculated, by showing that the woman has succumbed to her pleasure and done the unnacceptable thing like an animal.
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>>83795936
Cool! I got a 98!
>Minus your age
..a 74! Tommy is a cyborg. And should refer to himself in the 3rd person from now on
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>>83800801
>implying you didn't forget to subtract your age
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>>83801085
...fuck you
>cyborg
Shit
This thing should factor in being really good at pretending to be less of a mess than you really are. That's quite a useful skill, it's quite a boost.
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>>83801222
take this one as a follow up
>>83798065
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>>83794570
Even I managed to get a date. I was even invited by the girl.

I didn't realize how Alpha I am until somebody reminded me how low the bar is actually set.
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>>83801222
That's why it's called the robot test. At least were only half robot.
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>>83800811
Autist detected
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>>83795532
He spend all the money on gambling and alcohol, that's his problem.
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Can anyone explain this obsession with heigth to me? Do these people pretend that there aren't plenty of short women around or is it really true that they're wierd fuckers who wouldn't date anyone but Claudia Schiffer clones?
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>>83802128
it's short people who don't know the suffering that being tall is.
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>>83802128
At this point I'm not even sure if chicks actually care as much about height as guys do
I'm 6'6" but it's never helped me get women
Who the fuck knows
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>>83802256
>I'm 6'6" but it's never helped me get women
But you're also 300 pounds, so really that sets you back to square one.
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>tfw I'm 33 and never so much as held hands with a girl, let alone kiss one
Not everyone is worthy to be loved ;_;
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>>83794406
>eikaiwa (private school) job
How'd you manage to land that?
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>>83802418

Everyone is worthy of being loved, anon.

Not everyone gets it because life isn't fair, but everyone deserves it. Unless you're, I dunno, a serial killer or something.
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>>83802256
Only the shallow ones do. It's also easy to blame height instead of personality for failure with women which is why robots focus so much on it.
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>>83799682
Dude, i have like two Haruhi wallscrolls and one K-On wallscrolls. I think they look pretty good on my wall, i dont see problem to have them.
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>>83800811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYr4tC1bzWc#t=3m32s
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>>83799682
The feeling of moe is not sexual
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>>83798080
Eh, I guess my problem is that I've always been afraid of "runninng out of things to say", and afraid of being considered boring, because I don't like talking about my interests (which are shit I do on the 4chan).

Maybe I'll pick up some classes
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>>83789804

So you laugh differently if you have a good connection?
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>>83793017
I'm so proud right now.
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>>83802108
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>>83803753
>I've always been afraid of "runninng out of things to say", and afraid of being considered boring, because I don't like talking about my interests (which are shit I do on the 4chan).

I know that feel.jpg

You should own your interests. If you can talk engagingly about WHY you like comics as an art form instead of just going down a rabbit hole of comics trivia, that's a conversation topic as opposed to nerdfuckery.

You should also ask people questions about their hobbies, stuff they're into, etc just as much as you should talk about yourself. Try to see where your interests--and the motivations behind those interests--intersect. My wife loves live jazz because she loves watching the artists improvise and have "conversations" with their instruments without ever stopping the song; I love stage improv because it requires empathy between actors and lightning-fast wordless acceptance and expansion on ideas ("yes, and," etc).

Keep in mind improv isn't a magic bullet, it's just an example of a weekly activity to make you engage with other people and think on your feet.
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>>83803963
As I said blue collar workers can have a decent life... if they don't spend it all on gambling and alcohol. The constant struggle to stay at the top of your section so you can get to the top of the company when you are 70 is what sucks
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>>83804051
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>>83802256
Chicks care about height to a certain point; they want the man to be noticeably taller than them. That's the crucial point, that they can look up to the man's eyes, not down. Even if their shoes have got a bit of heel. That's it. Considering how a lot of women are quite short, it's not a big issue.

However, it's other men that come up with these manlet memes and if you're not 6'' forget about it lelelele type stuff. And maybe some braindead women but would you really want to get with a bimbo who sets arbitrary standards like "I only date guys who drive a BMW, Merc or Audi" or "I only date guys with green eyes" or such
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>>83804233

You care about this
>5'11"
Care about this and kind of mad
>5'10"
You full mad
>5'9"

You're full mad anon, you're 5'9" maximum.
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>>83806700
Ah that took me a bit to understand.
Well you got it wrong; I'm 163 cm and not mad at all. You can guess which sex I am from that, perhaps
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>>83807003
>being a manlet
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>>83795936
>83795936
>>101
Yay, I'm a normalfag.
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>>83795936
>95
right on the border of Normalfag and Slightly Strange
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>>83795936
>There are people who are actually reading through this and worryingly adding up the numbers

Man I know we can be ironic about this but I want to be real for a second.

Just live your life, guys. It's okay to be playing video games and watching cartoons all day for now. Just make sure you take a little time out of your day to, I don't know, write out job applications or think about the possibilities of the future or whatever.

The act of growing up never, ever stops. Even old people still grow up. You might feel like you're late but there's no such thing as TOO late. Don't beat yourself up about it if you feel like you're not at the place you should be right now.
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>>83807738
>being real
What a faker.
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>>83807846
Who that on the right?
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>>83795096
I'd love to see a Cubed feet version, I imagine ceilings are shorter in Japan as they are in Europe
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>>83808316
Her copyright holder made the mistake of asking internet people not to make so much porn of her. Now it's all you can find.
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>>83803966
I'm great at asking people about themselves, just not talking about myself, because I feel like I'm bragging about myself, or that I don't have anything important to say about myself.

I'm pretty friendly and loyal, but I'm also paranoid and untrusting, because I can be quite the bleeding heart, and I'm afraid of being taken advantage of. Often my first thought is "what does this person want from me" when someone is trying to do something nice for me, until I realize it that they might actually be doing something kind.

I've met a few people that I've liked, but I feel like I'm pining for attention if I show up too often, so I don't.

I don't know, I seem to have some fear being seen as pathetic, so I always end up thinking myself out of doing something.
Maybe I'm just afraid.

I don't know, I do want to practice rope work, so I can ask a girl if she'll let me tie her up, but I need to practice first. I guess I'll know if I'll ever break this cycle if I actually get to do it at this group I'm trying to go to.
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