Homestuck and shit

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When does Tensei become the second coming of Bowman?

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Only death is to be trusted OP.

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>>83753349
>implying

This was my thing for the Classpect guy; if this works or if this thread stays alive. >>83735954

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moonsweater is my favorite song from Vol 10 simply because moonsetter is amazing

close behind are you killed my father, stride, ascend, renewed return, and conclude, in no particular order

>>83753377
Oh, wow, what are the odds; the numbers for my post describing my Classpect stuff ended up being his offer the next thread over.

Here's the text then: "Oh, uh, hi.

Er, I've said this before on here but I've gotten a lot of classpects but on your test, I got Mage of Mind (gendered) and Thief of Mind (non-gendered.) I'm really neurotic and indecisive so I have a hard time describing myself. My personality seems to vary a lot but people have called me creative so.

I like political stuff, sci-fi, and over-analyzing things (mostly in the form of "systems").

I'm a self-loathing mess and I don't trust myself with anything. I'm also bipolar with anger and depression."

>>83753427
Moonsetter was amazing, past tense

Then Vriskagram happened

>>83753476
>a slideshow of pictures that i don't like made me stop liking a song

you are laughably weak-willed and i pity you

So uh,
Which one's the real topic?

>>83753522
this is the real thread

>>83753503
>A hand-held bug catcher
>A summer weight duvet

I think I'll be ok, though the sprite itself seems pretty useless.

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>>83753578

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UPD8

>>83753503
A ruler and a Knight figurine
I'll be ok, I guess

>>83753628
is this from a fanventure?

>>83753677
Yes
And not worth to read like the many ones counting A6A6 as canon

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>>83753503
A remote and these little dudes.

>>83753503
>A spare keyboard
>My Android
Do I get Mettaton or just a random assortment of metal and plastic?

>>83753767
I gUess I'll be fine. It won't Do much for me, unfortunately.

>>83753830
MTTsprite would probably be useless at best, so I wouldn't risk it

like honest to god how can you stop liking moonsetter after vriskagram
it's still a fucking great song

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How often does WLF restock their shit? I've been waiting for this for like two months now.
http://www.welovefine.com/home-office/pre-scratch-venture-poster-10497.html

>>83754000
>You resist the urge of ingesting the grist, seemed like a good idea at first, but then you realized you had to kill Bionicles for that and will honor their memory. Bionicles are, after all, the best toys lego ever made.
>What will you do now?

>>83754061
It's forever tainted
It's like if santa claus raped you

>>83754061
although i do have to say that moonsetter was a weird and non-optimal choice as far as possible themes for vriskagram go

Welp, last thread dead so

>>83746491 →
i need your issues m8 or i cant come up with a suitable quest and denizen
>>83746514 →
Land of Feasts and Fables
Your Land is a massive table. Yeah, just roll with me for a bit - it's one of those worlds where everything is edible as shit, and the great islands floating in a syrup sea are connected by giant bridges of floating tables that are quite precarious to cross. Your Consorts, the Flies, live amongst these islands of food and constantly feast, addicted to the alcohol that Dionysus has spread through the ecosystem. Yadda yadda, find Dionysus, stop his bullshit.
>>83747665 →
Land of Festivals and Rot
Your Land is a massive marsh/swamp/trash field that your Consorts, the Elephants, gladly toil within just for a meager living. The Denizen, Lethe, has cursed them all with a charm of forgetfulness, and they can no longer remember the grand junk festivals they used to hold in the rotbog. They can't even remember any promises they make to you, so you'll have to be able to convince your way into claiming quest rewards. Find your Denizen with these wrinkles, and do that thing that players are supposed to do.
>>83747873 →
Land of Cycles and Hurricanes
Your Land is a pedestrian-like place of concrete and tarred roads that crisscross like farm fields, that make way to massive subterranean Tarcaves and Cementspheres, and further down, molten rivers of tar. These cracks are only visible because your Denizen, Poseidon, has intensified the planet's already-intense Land-wide hurricane, with the eye of the storm centered on your house. Your Denizens, the Geckos, follow this storm, and its strange results - every 24 hours, they forget the progress of every quest you've made with them. And only by completing enough quests will the caverns begin to alight, revealing the path to Poseidon.

>>83754084
that doesn't make any sense
if vriskagram is comparable to rape to you you need help

>>83754069
aren't all the posters and prints up for sale at the WP store?

>>83753205
>>83753205

is 8/hsg/ down?

>>83754061
I never found Moonsetter all that memorable, I was totally surprised to see people getting mad over it being used for Vriskagram.

>>83754115
No it's comparable to SANTA raping you, pay attention you dumb redditor

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what is john looking for here?

>>83754144
Go sink with the ship

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Was this the greatest moment in Homestuck?

>>83754122
Oh shit I didn't know about this since I just got into Homestuck in like January. Thanks anon.

>>83754114
why did we move to this one lmao

w/e tho

has someone uploaded the volume 10 pdf booklet yet

D--> A thousand flexing penii flex, and having flexed they stand erect
D--> A thousand horseborne beads of cum, from up these mighty cocks defect
D--> And sixty thousand trails of white lead unsuspecting trolls astray
D--> And sixty thousand unsuspecting trolls shall learn to rue the day
D--> They dared defy the behemoth - the mighty foe, his dick divine
D--> Equine in nature, strong at heart, and mighty built, with texture fine
D--> They dared defy the Minotaur, they dared defy the Empress
D--> But Musclebeasts are neither these, and though this fact fails to impress
D--> The fools need not be shocked to die, need not quiver to be abused
D--> They need only the Musclebeast to wish the trolls to have perused.

/hst/ rate my equius poetry!!!!!

>>83754177
All the shitty dances including Jane's at the start of Trickster Mode were fuckinoh it's you.

>>83754214
missing his % quirk

>>83754114
hey fuckface i'm a rogue of hope and i was that dude having an autistic breakdown in the last thread

make me a land pl0x

>>83754253

yeah desu i forgot how that one even works

isn't it just cross = %

or is it x too

>>83754261
Hahaha

No.

>>83754283
i said pl0x lol

>>83754273
it's x too

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loki i summon you

>>83754167
Her heart, only to find out she had already given it to another

>>83754283
Thanks for LOCAH! It's pretty good.

>>83754114

>>83753441

>>83754214
it's too on-the-nose, too vulgar
you need to make use of more euphemism
take notes
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004726

>>83754307
d'aww

>>83754323
you got the bowman freedom?

>>83754342
it's pubebeard, ignore him, he writes like shit on purpose (and also because he's a shit writer)

No homo we smokin penises!!!!

>>83754342
also this yeah
he doesnt swear or use 100d language

>>83754261
>>83754293
i seriously cant tell if youre meming and i respect that

>>83754378
yes

thank you

>>83754385
i'm memeing by asking him for a land,yeah

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reminder that hussie thought this was acceptable

>>83754342
ok yeah i completely forgot how he rhymes. das hardcore rap right there

hussie's pretty good tbqh

i made it for a 4k homestuck rap-off in my trollfic so i didn't stress accuracy that much

>>83754369
why the fuck are people here supposed to know who i am

>>83754214
If you're going to use the Latin plural of penis, you should the correct one. It's "penes".

>>83754398
My Freedom folder's got 122 items in it

Whatever you want, I've got

>>83754465
>why the fuck are people here supposed to know who i am
i'm telling them who you are because you're shit and they should ignore you

>>83754472

Oh, that was intentional, a kind of self-reference to an argument I once had with a guy who was saying penii was the correct plural of penis.

I have immortalized / will immortalize / am immortalizing an idiot bitch

>>83754114
hey classpectanon

land of bastions and axes guy again

i was thinking, the land you gave me could easily be adapted to having frogs in there, so, uh, don't worry about writing up another land for me. used that creative juice for people who dont have lands already

sorry to bother you

>>83754114
I dropped this in your askbox a while ago, but since you're here now, I might as well drop it here as well. You can disregard the other one if you like, or not, up to you. Anyway,

Hey bro, if you'r up for it, wanna do mine?
>Heir of Blood.
>Plain in most things, values genuineness and loyalty, I cant stand petty arguments, open minded, rigid core values, often overcautious, has a tendency to get absorbed into one task, might lose sight of other things as a result. I hope thats enough, i could try to come up with more stuff if you need it.
>Likes most media mediums, movies, vidya, manga, etc. Open in terms of genre. That being said, not super huge on horror in general, but capeshit is pretty top tier in film. Puzzles, nature walks, and museums are cool. Family is super important to me.

I liked your page btw, its p cool mayng.

>>83754439
there are a bunch of red herring password pages before that. i dodnt know this one was the big one or what exactly would be changed.

>>83754114
>Festivals and Rot
Interesting. Did I mention I'd recently returned from a rock festival, full of sweaty hippies and large unkempt beards, all set in a muddy field with torrential rain? It's almost eeriely fitting.

I'm not too keen on consorts that aren't a reptile or amphibian, or non-gag or session-themed Land names more than two syllables. I'm not entirely sure how Lethe could "curse with forgetfulness" either; Typheus literally flooded oil everywhere and Cetus ate fish, those are real things. Your Dionysus and Poseidon denizens also do real things. Still, a fairly interesting Land concept. 6/10

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i prefer dave's raps anyway

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004725

>>83754530
Well pre-A6 Dave was literally perfect so that's not a surprise

>>83754501
"i'm telling them who you are"
ok but pubebeard isn't exactly descriptive

>>83754193
There's a booklet?

>>83754529
Eh.

That kind of stuff limits creativity though.

>>83754530
why the fucc do parts of him keep disappearing

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>>83754557
dave is always perfect and always has been and was up until the very end, anon

>>83754583
When he became Karkat's cocksleeve he stopped being good

>>83754560
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4nurx3/psa_redownload_volume_10_to_get_access_to_the_pdf/
liveblogger save us

>>83754559
it is your name

>>83754610
ok

look, here's john
yeah, be careful about that guy...

>>83754570
Limits are not bad things.

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>>83754595
that is not what happened? he became karkat's boyfriend, that is the word you are looking for, anon

>>83754439
there's someone who mirrors the story and uses a cookie, so the [?????] prompts AND the arms AND the oil spots don't show up until you hit the correct page. Then when you go back to the website the retcon is in-place.

>>83754629
shut up you obnoxious waste of oxygen

>>83754635
but in this case i find it does.

let's just agree to disagree here.

>>83754638
I genuinely cannot tell why this man went out with halftruth.

>>83754638
Post the one with Jade lusting over those pictures

>>83754638
you know why he and ipgd keep making these jokes, right?
you
they do it to make fun of you
you're the joke here, anon
everyone who "makes fun" of hussie for being a feminist or cuck or whatever, they're the joke
they're making fun of you

>>83754660
shhh

go back to your containment board, anon

>>83754675
Put it this way, if you can make an exciting land concept without breaking canon rules, it's more impressive than if you don't. Keep on trucking in any case.

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moonsweater is literally 8 minutes of smooth awesome

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>>83754638
Yes yes, we know Hussie is problematic -- that's his appeal.

>more and more trips, constantly posting their fantrolls
>people from serket namedropping each other
>quality comic artists run off by anons posting their stuff to reddit
>tons of unironic responses to some anon posting about davekat and typing like tumblr

well its been good guys, thanks for the moral support for the last two months

>>83754695
it's like the dual ouroboros from Never-Ending Story
just too entwined serpents, constantly shitting in each others' mouths for eternity

>>83754698
it's gone

>>83754744
kill yourself

>>83754744
what do you mean, artists run off? i'm pretty sure many of them are still posting here

>>83754744
but who is the least insufferable /hst/ lowkey attention whore?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10478920

>>83754765

then you get gone too, anon
it's not super hard

>>83754744

to be fair i haven't been mentioning the other board
it's these faggots :^u

>>83754744
>more and more trips, constantly posting their fantrolls
they're content creating trips
fantrolls are a huge part of homestuck and it's fanon

>people from serket namedropping each other
it's one autistic idiot

>quality comic artists run off by anons posting their stuff to reddit
i don't think anyone was actually runoff but yeah the relationship with reddit is terrible and needs to stop

>tons of unironic responses to some anon posting about davekat and typing like tumblr
it's one autistic idiot

i've read through homestuck twice in its entirety and i just now realized that her name is vriska serket, not vriska sekret

goddamnit

>>83754777
katnep guy may be sailing a sunk ship but he's probably the best among us

>>83754834
to be fair she made that "sekret" pun with john
makes sense that it'd throw you off

>>83754836
d'you think it's nepeta.moizai?

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>>83754744
whats wrong with fantrolls anon

>>83754777
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10478920
What about the rape comics anon?

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>>83754707
While I agree with this, I also think that with the sheer number of lands which Classpectanon has covered makes that much harder without repetition, and hurts variety.

That said, I am happy I ended up with chameleons.

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>>83754744
Please stand by, the current circumstances will resolve themselves presently.

>>83754777
Katnep guy never bothers me desu. He's just like, passing through, walking his dog. Except the dog here is a metaphor for photos of two alien children cuddling.

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>>83754777
>tfw you realize you're unwanted
>tfw livecruiser has a better rep than you

>>83746743
Waterworks
Pay Dat Rent
cool and new webcomic
A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe

>>83754884
holy shit
what a bizarre site

i love it

>>83754938
and isn't that so much better than a dog, in the end

>>83754894
No matter how varied they may appear, they are always self-inserts to an extent and promote circlejerk. I don't mind it myself because I'm a huge pervert and enjoy sexualizing every last one of you, but it's bad for the threads as a whole.

>>83754988
>always self inserts

nigga none of my fantrolls were ever self-inserts

but then i guess i've never posted here before today so w/e

>>83754917
aren't you so fucking cool you stupid fucking faggot. go back to /b/ and /v/

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>>83754744
You got a problem with Troll Bateman?

Do you want me to repost the Troll Phil Collins rant?

>>83754988
>My fan trolls are all varying degrees of murderous psychopaths that have only base human qualities in common with me
>self-insert

the only thing self insert about mine is their fetishes desu

>>83754945
I vote for you
stay in the race, you might get the superdelegates

>>83754988
Bitch, my fantroll is a strip poker addict subjuggulator that is as bad as she is addicted to card games. In other words: she is my waifu

>>83755029
troll bateman is edgy tryhard nonsense and you should feel like a pathetic loser for having made him

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>>83755049
you make me feel warm inside, anon.

thank you.

>>83754904
If there's one lesson to be learnt from the Class and Aspect system, it's that repetition and the recombination of existing assets proves crucial to variety. Seeing two very different Heroic Titles both get Komodos adds intrigue and discussion for instance. Meanwhile, mary sue consorts and denizens tend towards cancer.

On a totally different point, I fucking love Chameleons and would love to have them. What awesome little doods.

Oh yeah, it occurs to me that now would be a good time to reshare the updated tickbox test in case anyone missed it. The website anon very kindly implemented my latest upgrade of the spreadsheet test, and you can now easily access and share it without Mediafire downloads. Enjoy ==> http://stardust-rider.com/hero/?d=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83755074
Thanks, anon, but I already feel like a pathetic loser for entirely unrelated reasons.

Also, it's not particularly edgy since trolls are both naturally predisposed towards and are societally encouraged to commit violent acts. An actual 1:1 mirror of Patrick Bateman (which my troll is not, despite us all calling him Troll Patrick Bateman) would really fit right in as a blue or purpleblood.

so john egbert is reaper right

my fantroll is an average-blood who lives in a windmill and has terrible taste in music and can't play any instruments even though he really likes the idea of doing so
so yeah it's a self insert, what of it

>>83755080
I can't think of any feature of SBURB that is more meaningless than what kind of lizard you got

>>83755137
It's true
The fact that they make the wannabe rapper a black guy is also super fucking racist

>>83755125
>An actual 1:1 mirror of Patrick Bateman
oh, so you mean a person who loses his mind due to obsession with societal expectation and also schizophrenia and imagines scenarios in which he is powerful but ultimately never happened because not only is he as weak as he feared but also he's crazy?

oh, no, you totally missed the point of patrick bateman, okay, no worries, i should have known

>>83755132
Well, my fantroll is just a best girl, so she would barge into your fantroll's house as the subjuggulator she is, challenge him to strip poker and eventually lose. Happy?

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post the best fantroll

arabia

>>83755185
No, I'm just autistic and prefer the interpretation that the movie actually happened, just not exactly as we see it.

>>83755188
no im not happy that's stupid your fantroll is stupid and the fact that you keep using stupid names is stupid
my troll would almost 100% lose at strip poker no matter how much yours sucks and it would be awkward for everyone
fuck i hate strip poker
but goddamn do i love subjuggulators

>>83755235
See? Everyone wins! Mine still best gurl!

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>>83755219
Arabian?

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>>83755219

>>83755227
it's not an interpretation, it's just wrong

>>83755235
>>83755188
>there are people here who unironically like subjuggulators

pleeease no

>>83755235
What the hell is going on in this post? Where's your handler anon, surely they should be steering your autistic arse in some more productive direction than this.

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>>83755279
no!

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>>83755235
Do subjuggulators love you?

>>83755304
Okay.

>>83755306
it's a lazy monday afternoon in summer, anon, what more productive direction could i have than this?

>>83755144
If what you're after is your own homestuck experience, flavour and fluff like consorts and denizens is exactly what matters.

(also don't tell me you don't like consorts)

>>83755295
I want her to bite my dick.

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>>83755316
spooky Kanaya would have a little more class

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>>83755316
i hope that one does. she can subjuggulate me all day long.

>>83755080
You don't need to link the data string, if you cut it back to the slash before the question mark it'll come up empty when the page loads. The only reason it adds that at all is because when it starts up and initialises the fields it does a single update to set some values, and that happens to set the URL too.

>>83754114
>i need your issues m8 or i cant come up with a suitable quest and denizen

Oh, shoot. My mistake. Extremely introverted and distant.

>>83755272
no one wins fuck you

>>83755352
See? Subjuggulators females are in another level

i should take one of my old fantrolls and remake them
>that semi-normie greenblood absolutely dependant on ceffeine
>kick-possession flarper
>qt paladin girl
>constantly drunk holier than thou seadwaller bitch

so many choices

>>83755305
it's a cult of clowns who travel in a caravan of murder
what's not to like

>>83755356
I know full well, I couldn't be bothered. When I went to copy it the string popped up, so I went "fuck it".

>>83753503
>underlings have microphone heads and blow a steady breeze of air at all times
okay

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>>83755346
I prefer her with none of the class but all of the slunt

>>83755431
ehh i dunno they're too OP
also the clown thing is a "once" gimmick and having an entire caste of clowns is kinda...

how many types of clowns can you have

>>83755409
female juggalos are best juggalos

>>83755459
and this is why
>none of the class but all of the slunt

>>83755449
oh wait i briefly forgot how prototyping works
so they'd just be fans and that aspect will be extremely important against the black king
meanwhile the sprite is loud

>>83755461
jesters, fools, circus clowns, birthday clowns (different variety), mimes...

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>>83755479

>>83755461
>how many types of clowns can you have
oh man
so many
there are so many clowns my dude
harlequins and tricksters and fools and jesters and mimes and mask masters, and all different styles and specialties
i mean, imagine a whole 3 ring circus worth of clowns, but for each type of clown you can think of

you know what
clowns weren't immortal in Whistles
I'm calling bullshit

>>83755521
she is 2good

juggalos are a perversion of grimaldi's teachings and must be destroyed

>>83755312
Did Loki ever do the Jade one

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>>83754305
i'm back!

>>83755627
there was a jade loki underwear selfie?

>>83755673
They talked about it
There's one with Dave in Jade's panties but no Jade

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>>83755618
do you think Grimaldian style clowns are like, the uberclowns?
i think my next fantroll attempt will either be a grimaldi or a harlequin

>>83755673
Yes. But it's only for Angel's eyes.

>>83755654
yaaaay

>>83755734
;D

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speaking of fantrolls

did you know that "wyvern peenus" is a valid troll name
guess what the inspiration was for their horns

>>83755761
hahaha god damn it

>>83755761
is this the same artist that drew muscular hairy black jade

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>>83755713
like this

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>>83755804
beach babes

>>83755757
What
Angel doesn't even like Jade enough, why's she get Jade in panties

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>>83755713
I imagine it's creepiest or most imposing comes out on top, I mean look at the size of The Grand Highblood.

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>>83755825
>jade
fuck that scared me

>>83755825
>jade is janes daughter
i cant explain this

>>83755761
What makes a troll name valid or not? Is it just the number of letters thing the kids names are supposed to have.

>>83755185
>it was all in le head twist ending
fuck you, i hate people like you

>>83755898
it's literally canon
read the book
watch the movie
it's the whole fucking point

>>83755898
i'm pretty sure the book made it clear to the reader, if not to bateman himself, that his excesses were actually being covered up by his father or something

the movie leaves it ambiguous, though

>>83755896
6 letters each name
for instance, allnow cannon is a valid troll name

>>83755825
It's like, it's not even that they draw Jade black, buff, and hairy (though that is part of the problem)
It's just that face
Her face is always so fucking uncanny in all of those drawings

>>83755967
Ah okay, appreciated anon.

>>83753503
>bag of weed and a bottle of juice

good planet.

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>>83755868
How about the Grand Disciple?

>>83755985
i dunno what to tell you man it's just their style

>>83755985
she looks horribly fucking deformed it's grotesque

>>83755929
>read the book
>read
>book
fag

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>>83755673
I thought I had it saved but I guess not, anyone have that pic?

>>83755627
i haven't done any new snapchats unfortunately

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>>83756019
fuck yourself

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Mewothefucker

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>>83755998
>Everyone Is A Highblood doomed timeline

Not sure whether boner or despair

>>83756029
2cute

>>83756029
Loki, your tumblr, now

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>>83755998
>>83756040

i still greatly desire lazy slob yellow vriska

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>>83756073

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Anyone seen this yet? if you look closely at one of the periods in the latest mspa update, one of them is hyperlinked to this. Thoughts? What does it mean?

>>83755825
>im an ace lesbian
>ace lesbian
>i don't feel attraction but i feel attraction to women

>>83755825
I regret asking for hairy Jade oh so long ago. I just meant like, cute little tufts in her crotch and pits like any girl who doesn't give a fuck will have. Instead we have 35-year-old-man-who-hangs-out-with-teens Jade, which looks creepy as fuck.

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if only these were lewd

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>>83756121

>>83755995
>start rapping with feferi
>choose a few hard to rhyme words after a few decent lines
>start getting nervous
>completely blank

wow that was an absolutely godawful start

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>>83756080
lokiroki or kokoromonster for a couple nsfw

i haven't updated in like 2-3 weeks, i mostly post here now

>>83756113
thats what my best friend is
she's into girls completely and wants a girlfriend, but she doesnt care about having sex at all

>>83756113
do not bring that discourse in here
Do Not

>>83754637
Karkat got cucked

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>>83755998
Unf.

But I find the Disciple getting a happy end with the Executioner a more enjoyable outcome. The best moirallegiance transcends time and space.

>>83755879
Shhhh, people don't read the comic

>>83756111
yeah we saw it
some theories
1. sbahj is the epilogue
2. lord english is in the sbahj universe now
3. sbahj the animated series approved by adult swim
4. there will be a sbahj update in the future

>>83756111
It's SBaHJ. If there is an external meaning that can/should be found, it fails to line up with what it intended to anyway, and if there is an internal meaning that can be found, it doesn't make any fucking sense and that's the point.

>>83756168
she's gonna drop the ace act real fuckin' quick after a half dozen disastrously failed relationships with no intimacy involved

>>83756167
Thanks, also, sorry for impersonating you, causing the Cascade of impersonations that forced you to use a tripcode

>>83756029
You gotta finish it up with Jade though

>>83756110
>>83756040
my dick

>>83756113
homoromantic asexual

not hard anon

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>>83755998
>>83756040
>>83756110
???

and now I'm thinking of a subjuggalator metal band.

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v cute artstyle

>>83755713
juggalos are the most common clowns
grimaldian clowns are the elite few and are total traditionalists, constantly sneering at the new generation
very few who have ever met a bozo are capable of speaking of the encounter, and they are considered a myth

>>83756195
5. It's only part of the epilogue, a fakeout introduction where it's just Dave drawing SBaHJ comics in the new universe leading into the rest of it
That's my theory

>>83753238
When are we getting the Meenahquest and other unreleased songs?

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>>83756230
That ASS though, god DAMN

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>>83756221
>>83756228
Here, her interests

>>83756214
she doesnt mind being intimate, im saying she isnt seeking that personally/isnt sexually motivated

>>83756251
never

has a character in homestuck ever fallen into a black hole and actually died as a result
caliborn and gamzee both survived theirs, why wouldn't LE

>>83756214
stop that
this is a no discourse zone

>>83756135
i wish i was there, too

>>83756251
Try this.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/183608682/Homestuck%20Unreleased%20Music.zip

>>83756195
Fucking yes, SBAHJ is gold, if it airs on AS i will be able to die happy.

>>83756197
Thats just fine too friend. What if SBAHJ sburb session?

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>>83756259
latula knows what the fuck she likes

>>83756269
>>83756223
I dunno, it just confuses me. I'm not trying to be closed-minded or anything, but is it different from having a best friend? Do they want to kiss their partners but don't want to "do it"? It's somewhat foreign to me.

spades slick survived THE UNIVERSE EXPLODING

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>>83756316
Thanks, bro

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>>83756215
no worries, i thought it was really funny at the beginning at least

>>83756216
Maybe, Jade is really tempting

>>83756230
thanks!

>>83756346
and yet he fights a fake English and some shitty kids and gets his head lopped off nowhere near the actual final battle

Hussie is fucking shit

>>83756329
oh no
hes cute

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>>83756395
You know whats cuter?

>>83756382
Do a Jasprose or Rose one please.

>>83756424
meulin is repulsive on a base level

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>>83756447

>>83756338
kissing/intamacy and all that sure, just sex is not an interest

>>83756237
can laughsassins be arlequins
in brightly colored lozenge to blend in the day

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>>83756395
he's the absolute cutest

>>83756424
stop trying to steal tuna's spotlight

>only have 2 pics i got qt girls to draw for me left
>one i could probably ask a girl i still know for
>the best one lost forever and i never was able to find the person who drew it after the one year hiatus
>will never find the porn pic of my qt trap

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Tubs can beat the crap out of Cans AND Equius

>>83755080
Your classpect is:

Blood/Seer/Page/Prince/Seer/Thief of Blood/Life/Light/Mind/Space

>Blood of blood

>>83756578
Well, at least Joey DID score with Trizza. I highly doubt any redditer could do that

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>>83756382
Jade is the MOST tempting

>>83756329
i'm trying to wrap my head around how he'd even fit his horns into the helmet, it's not wide enough to accommodate them, even if it has holes at the top

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>>83756532

c-cute

>>83756578
jesus christ /r/homestuck is cancer why would you go there

>>83756481
they'll find a way to kill you in broad daylight and get away without a trace

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Land of Webs and Frogs

>>83756578
where the hell did they get hij.swf?

>>83756479
I guess that makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.

>found a performing arts thesis on the designs used in Harlequins
>emphasis on the codes of the costume and what they convey
oh fuck
it's time to design a fantroll that i can't draw lol

>>83756633
well since it's alternia they sneak around in day and then kill you in broad moonlight
i like the idea of bright colors being associated with being hidden because they can't look at the sun

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>>83756679
Thank you very much!. Those frogs are so kyoot!

Meulin is probably a sex offender.

>>83756727
i need some meulin/karkat statutory fic, tat

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:o)

>>83756756
*stat

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>photobucket consistently disconnects my internet

what, why.

>qt girl who lives in snowy area
>had some kinda cool quirk
>but she had a super OP power which triggered fear-induced hallucinations
>so she dressed white to make people see her as some kind of angel

reeee god damn it old me
i have to salvage this qt

>>83753503
>sunglasses
>sketches for the final boss of the video game i'm making

well fuck

>>83756823
get rid of the fangs
who do you think you are, loki?

>>83756772
mediocre clown.

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>>83756847
fangs are always welcome

>>83756679
Since I didn't write more about it in the alst message, it is really giving me the feel of a race against the time. It's as if the spiders found the last haven of the frogs that was hidden ina forrest, but the hero didn't manage to find it in time. It's making me imagine as if there are multiple havens, but they are getting killed off as time passes

>>83756838
post that sketch boy

>>83756847
not that anon but cmon, a walrus has tusks bro

what the jesus dick
>good friend i circlejerk with
>rereading mario and the search for the inner spaghetti party quest
>brings up some quote about eridan never dying in the real homestuck and killing everyone
>i dont even fucking remember this quote, let alone the person who said it
>220 chapters after this quote, i made eridan resurrect and kill everyone in homestuck
>accidentally foreshadowed something i had no plans to actually do, 220 chapters and likely a year or something before i actually did it, and when i actually did it i had no memory of ever having foreshadowed it

what the jesus dick? this happens all the fucking time. does my subconscious just fucking remember the entirety of spaghetti party and force my conscious to write about it?

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>>83756901
NICE

>>83756927
how did i miss the filename that badly
my b

>hero test 0.6
>knight/seer of space

well ok

it's easier to wrap my head around than mage of void

When's Hussie gonna do an Undertale let's play?
With his wit and funny commentary, he will be the next Pewdiepie.

>>83756901
Going to the orthodontist with Aradia!
Getting braces for Aradia to correct her problem!

>>83756998
Hussie can't talk without revealing himself to be a human disaster.

i don't understand loki's hatred of aradia

>>83756909
It wasn't explicitly meant to be them hunting them down, more keeping them corralled out of fear, but that works too.

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>>83757035
she hates kiwis too
shes just a bad person

>>83756978
Mage and Blood need to be dropped from title tests forever already, every single thing anyone says they are about is pure fucking fabrication. There is no information.

>>83757062
Oh, that works too. As if the spiders are constructs to stand in the hero's way

>>83756962
Its cool my /co/mpatriot, i dont think they minded all that much.

>>83757035
Perhaps she was bullied by a sheep in highschool?

>>83756909
Wouldn't it be good if they were killed off?
If they all died you could paradoxify them from before they were killed and making the genesis frog would be easy as piss
You stupid nigs didn't think this through at all lmao

>>83755077
post backyard concert and you can have all 1 of my votes

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>>83757107
>bullied by a sheep
but sheeps are my consorts, they would never bully me like angel does

>>83756901
Cool fantroll, have any more art of her?

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>>83757069
but megido are so good

>>83757035
Probably a reaction to the cringeworthy posting that goes on about her.

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>>83757173

>>83757062
>>83757110
I'm starting to think it would be like the spiders would use the Frogs as a way to control the hero. Like, the Frogs are hidden, so if I dont know the place, I can't paradoxify them or anything like that. So, the quest would be more of balancing between doing what the Consorts want or the Spiders?

>>83757122
I actually looked up the 3 videos that I had downloaded, and all 3 are still up on youtube for the public, so the longform(?) one that has been eviscerated from the internet may be gone forever.

I apologize.

>>83757084
There are lots of implications for blood, not going to get into that cuz there are literal paragraphs outlining peoples evidence. Not to mention Karkats little "warrior spirit" tidbit. As for Mages, yeah you got me there, it seems to be the "i dont fit into any other class" class, so they just kind of embody the aspect moreso instead? Kinda like a shitty heir/seer combo class.

>>83757164
Ah, well Ara-ara is an angel, ill give you that.

>>83756316
Thanks

>>83757164
Christ that'd be an amazing land to have, that epic yarn tier comfiness, combined with amazing visuals. Imagine how good it'd look from the sky once you'd reached that capacity.

>>83756679
>Go god tier on your quest bed
>A hundred million spiders just crawl all over your corpse
Anon

>>83757260
10/10 spoopfest

>>83757260
This triggers the /co/. Send help.

>>83757260
but you'd be dead, and would appear on the battlefield

i'd let spiders eat my corpse if i could be a god somewhere else

>>83756111
lersa... the Paenfal

>>83757260
spiders nesting in your perpetually bloating stomach

>>83757287
What if the moment you sleep the spiders kidnap you instead? Those things aren't normal sized spiders, they are big, you know?

>>83757287
>and would appear on the battlefield
Is this canon?
John did because his dreamself was on the battlefield when he GT'd, but is it the same for everyone? I honestly forget where Jade res'd, Cascade was 5 years ago

>>83757260
>not having your quest death be by detonating a napalm bomb on yourself

>>83757330
There's actually a load of little spiders in there too, if you look at the webs.

>>83757332
she res'd where her dreamself was, next to davesprite

>>83757359
Oh yeah

>>83757237

i'm pretty sure mages are like seers except with minor actual abilities + a really good knowledge of their aspect

IIRC i had a really good explanation with oracles / wizards and i'm going to try to explain it that way:

an oracle (seer) is someone who, i dunno, looks into a crystal ball and sees what needs to be done, and tells the hero as much. through directly seeing the events to come, the seer is able to guide the players towards victory

but who is a wizard? or a magician? a magician is one who studies magic to use it for his own personal use. he becomes a master of arcane knowledge and is able to bend magic (in this case, his aspect) to his will

arcane knowledge

i see this in sollux. as a doom player (limits, inevitability, kind of overlaps with time & rage) he was able to use one of the most retardedly complicated programming languages possible to work miracles. literally insane. he pretty much created (or adjusted the code of?) sburb, as well as the mobius virus.

meulin, too, was extremely sophisticated as a matchmaker, personal misfortune be damned. through relationship knowledge she became the god of shippers, joke character or otherwise.

tl;dr seers guide with knowledge of aspect, mages manipulate aspect

>>83757210
RIP, I thought that might be the case. Goodbye forever bowmancon, you were too good for this world.

>>83757332
you only res in place if you die on your quest bed in the crypts, and no bugs appear there, you just manifest in god tier with the fancy color effects

i'm seriously just considering playing this purple blooded laughsassin harlequin completely straight
no "maybe he's not cut out for it" or "maybe he doubts the messages of the messiahs"

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>>83757332

>>83757332
I think that's the way you're supposed to reach the battlefield. Die, go god tier, fight the black king.

>>83757387
didn't sollux also have the constant whispering of the soon-to-die in his head

so you might passively receive information from your aspect, or in a way that pertains to it

>>83753503
>tupperware lid
>ancient flip cellphone
>roll of paper towels
>1/4 full bottle of mouthwash
>small paring knife with sheath
>Vive HMD and controllers

>>83757393
But we have no examples handy of somebody going GT normally on their planet bed when their dreamselves aren't somewhere besides skaia/prospit

>>83757418
That makes even less sense because you fight the Black King at the very very end of the game.

>>83757387
Nice exposition friend, I think its fitting.

>>83757437
prospit/derse*
wew lad

>>83757394
or is this too boring and edgy

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Alright I know I said no more Davekat-related comics because they keep dragging reddit here, but this idea came to me while I was talking to a friend and I had to

>>83757424

That could be just a doom thing, since, y'know, voices of the damned.

But I wouldn't be surprised. Since some classes are more passive / active than others it's probably like... a 8-14/14 scale of activeness. Like, Mage would probably be 8/14 active, so really heavily passive, while Lord would be 14/14 active. That would explain why some classes like Heir / Page are so ambiguously active / passive.

>>83757418
>>83757437
the battlefield is large enough that you could probably partake in a lot of battles and side quests before finally facing the black king


there are numerous castles to take, people to rescue, armies to contest, territory to protect...

>>83754945
I'll vote for you if you upload the lost bowman concert vids

>>83757463
DAMMIT STEEL

>>83757519
that isn't steel.

Stop confusing him with edgy-comics anon