What went so right?

>>83751352
The third movie is fucking garbage. Shame on you for implying it is anywhere near the levels of mastery that are the first two films in the trilogy.

>>83751352
Strong plots despite a weak lead. 1 and 2 at least.

>>83751387
(You)

>>83751654
>implying that isnt the case

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>>83751352
Bonesaw was ready

>>83751385
>The third movie is fucking garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTT9doNS6VY
I will fucking find you and turn your penis inside out, this is high art cuck.

>>83751352
Strong feeling of the comic book, bogged down by a so-so lead who works well was Peter but not as Spidey.

>>83751387
>Strong villains despite a weak lead
Fix'd.

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>>83751352
this guy

First one was the only good one, and even then it didn't go above decent.

Toby Maguire is really good at being beta.

>>83751654
Nigga what?

>>83751385
It was just fun - which is something a certain segment on /co/ dislike.
NO FUN ALLOWED!

>>83752475
What was so fun about skinny Venom?

>>83752475
>fun
It was a phoned in mess that Raimi didn't even want to make.

>>83751352
/co/'s nostalgia boner, nothing else.

>>83753160
>nostalgia boner
Nigger, Spider-Man 3's only-
>2006 was 10 years ago
I'm ready to die.

>>83751693
>>83752324
Was one (You) not enough, buddy?

>>83751352
Nothing, Raimi's movies were overrated shit, fucking Superman movies masquerading as Spidey films. Aged like shit too.

>>83751785
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
>>"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>83751385
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>>83753160
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>>83754272
meme

>>83754272
If this aint pasta it is now

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>>83754318
>Opinion is different from mine.
>MUST BE A MEME LOL!

>>83754516
dumb 2014 poster

>>83754588
Which one?

>>83751352
Toby was awkward as fuck, which was a good thing for the role. The villains (excluding Venom) were well-written. The effects were pretty good for the time.

2 > 1 > 3 > ASM2 > ASM

>>83752171
He was perfect. JUST.

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>>83754272
This shit's gold

>>83754272
Fantastic

>>83754272
kek

Sam Raimi is a God of cinema, as evident by the Evil Dead franchise.

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>>83754272
>6 months

that is me DONE.

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>>83754272
>I've been on this site for 6 months
>I'm not a whiner.
>I'm a realist and an intellectual
>it suddenly jumps to green text for no reason
If it helps sooth your aching butthole, just know you've made my day.

>>83751352
>What went so right?
No competition.

No, seriously. What other good Spider-Man movies were out at the time? What other good Spider-Man movies are out, even now? Remember that, at the time, the only good superhero movies were the Tim Burton Batman movies and a few of the Superman ones. Every other single one was campy, shit, or both. Spiderman had a relatable main character, a plot that made sense, and good presentation.

It might only rate "average" by general movie standards, but for a superhero movie at the time, it was certain in the top five best.

>>83751385
>The third movie is fucking garbage.
Eh. Third movie did have some problems, namely trying to shove too much all in at the same time. Also, stupid shit surrounding Osborne and Spiderman getting unmasked all the time, although the last happened all over the place in the second movie as well.

On the other hand, superdork Parker was great and Sandman was a good character.

>>83751352
The only thing the went right was the progression of the posters. 3 is so bad that it killed my dog. End this bait and beg mercies for your sins.

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>>83754272
Kek

Spider-Man 1 was good at the time, but holy fuck does it age poorly as time goes by. Effects and dialogue wise. Still a well told story. Simple, but a classic.

Spider-Man 2 is by far the best Spider-Man movie out of the trilogy, but the characters come off as selfish fuckheads and awkward. And not just Peter's angsty ass, MJ is seen as a cockrider the astronaut dude then bails without any consideration.

Spider-Man 3 suffered from overcompensating so many story arcs, too many unnecessary characters being introduced for no endearing reasoning. (Gwen, Captain Stacy, and even Sandman's presence felt week despite the actor's performance). And I cannot stand Topher Grace's version of Eddie Brock. Or the 8 minutes of Venom's action.

I wish I could like the trilogy as much as I did before, but TASM 1 is the best Spider-Man film so far even with its own flaws and nitpicks. Oh and TASM 2 is equal to 3 for similar reasons.