ITT: Moments you acted like Gordon.

I once got a rimjob, not by my daughter though.

I like to spend my time on rooftops waiting for men in tight clothes.

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I remember saying an undergrad (company has a program for them) that he should fuck the ugly secretary chick so she would finally be happy and get of our asses.

I had sex with a clown that kidnapped me.

I cheated on my wife

>>83750400
Damn, I wanted to be the one to say this meme.

I told this morning to my friend Bruce that he should rape the Joker to save Gotham.

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>>83749883
Just smoked a cigarette on a roof top. It was rainy and dark outside, only some city lights. The only things missing were a trench coat and a bat-signal.

>>83753597
and batman

and the need for batman

and a city with such an apathetic populace that the rule of law could be permitted to break down so badly that a guy in a clown costume could terrorize the entire city

and a total lack of state and federal oversight

and a smoking hot redhead daughter who likes licking your ass

>>83750217
Did he? And did she?

I was at a bachelor party and i convinced the groom to rape a passed out clown.

>>83749883
I have been a commissioner in the sense I have commissioned artwork

>>83749883
I raped a notorious serial killer to death.