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>>83734105
when are they going to fuck?
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>>83734105
when do we see bubbles out of her armor?

so we can make more lewds of her and Faye.
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>>83734274

About a month or so.

See, Jacques likes doing storylines about flirting but never actually knows what to do once a relationship has established except to end it in a kerfuffle.
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>>83734796
>month

anon is obviously retarded, try a year or so.

in the meantime we get more edits.
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>>83734105
It's one thing to have walls of text, but when it's just nonsense for a set up to a joke, get that shit out of my face.
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>>83734845
damn u for making me check the archive i got my hopes up and everything

post moar mar mar
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>tfw we will never get anything as edit educing as the trappening
I promised myself I would leaves these threads when it trappened whey am I still here?
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>>83736400

You wanted to see the penis. Jeph refuses to show you the redhead penis.
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>>83734845
oh lord that fupa
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I'm glad there's more robot fighter arc
I'm glad it's not more turning the manager into doctor niles caulder
I am sad it's more of this philosophy crap.

I am also sad this webcomic has gotten so crap in general
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>>83741231
>I am also sad this webcomic has gotten so crap in general
It was always this crap, and I have read every page so far.
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Why is this still going
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Why do you people read this?
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>>83742233
Tumblr bucks
>>83742272
That's quite a bit more complicated
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>>83742272
>>83742647
It's not complicated at all. People like consistency in their lives and Jeph provides it. If there is one thing that anyone can count on its an update to QC. Quality eventually doesn't matter when consistency and dependability takes its place over a long enough time scale. QC makes us feel safe, grounded, and rooted in some sense of relative safety or comfort. It is familiar, and it centers us to the extent that it speaks to some subconscious desire to find peace (stillness or satoshi in life).

QC is simply a rock to cling to in an endless storm of uncertainty and change. It's merely a safe house in the storm of life.

That's all.
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>>83742272
People keep posting it
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>>83742751
Damn nigga, that's sad.

>>83742272
I pop in every week or so to see if Jeph's shit the bed with a stabbening, a tranny fucking, or social media drama. Same with /doa/. The comics suck intensely but I get this perverse pleasure from watching the creators self destruct.

...I should probably just get cable and watch reality TV.
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>>83742272
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>>83742751
I really don't think that's it, its more like a trainwreck that happens every day
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Yeah, this whole pseudophilosophical bullshit isn't working. I need them to fuck. I mean really dyke out on each other. Robodyke should get out of her armor; the body should be thick as all fuck, and her limbs should have like a billion removable sex toy attachments, and faye's tongue should just go to town on that pussy until it rusts. I need faye to fist that robot in her artificial cunt so hard that she orgasms herself into a technological singularity. A real one this time, not the crappy one that theoretically already exists. And I need robodyke to test every single one of her attachments until she can analytically determine how to make faye squirt like a lesbian octopus faster than she can say "lesbian octopus."

Jeph, if you're reading this, I'd like you to deliver by friday. I can't pay you, but I can talk down to you and belittle you so you feel like you work a real job instead of being a bum.
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>>83746710
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>>83748336
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>>83742751
preety much, but less intense. It simply updates every week day so it's easy to make it fit into a routine
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>>83748744
get that effort out or here, this a QC thread
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hey does anyone have an image of jephs stabbed hand

im trying to show someone
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>>83749539
which one?
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YOU GET AN UNDERCUT
YOU GET AN UNDERCUT
EVERYBODY GETS AN UNDERCUT

Who's going to be next?
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>>83749581
ty

my gf didnt believe me when I told her about how this hack stabbed himself because of tumblr
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>>83749747
here's the second one
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>>83748744
>nipples hard in second to last panel
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>>83734845
"Well that sounded wet"
"You did need a new couch anyway."
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>>83734105
Bubbles wants to mamoru Faye.
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>>83734105
You know what, the comic still sucks as usual, but Bubbles being awkward in the 4th panel amused me.
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I had no idea they got Jeph to work on the new Berserk Adaptation
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>>83753791
Yeah, this was good. I'm damned funny
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in your dreams. no (you)s for you, either.
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>>83754782
Oh, anon, the effort you took to try avoiding giving me a (you) is greater than any earnest (you)
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thanks for the (you), idiot
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>>83754851
Thanks for the Thread
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>>83748744
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thread needs more best girl
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>>83734295
>when do we see bubbles out of her armor?
When she's wearing the sweater she was given.
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>>83756610
why spoiler it when its not the lewd one?
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>>83748744
I can't stand the panel layout on this. Great art though.
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meanwhile, in Alice Grove, they're making scrambled eggs
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>>83758821
The eggs might as well be the dirt around them.
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aaaaand it's fucking nothing
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>>83759233
He forgot to mention May. Did he forget about May?
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>>83759471
he is renowned for forgetting his characters
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>>83759471
Literally no one cares about May.

Except for me.
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>>83760007
I care too
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>>83759471
>Did he forget about May?
Probably.

Although, to be fair, Faye and May haven't interacted that much.

>>83760097
Sticking your dick in May's ghetto chassis would probably end poorly for you.
It would be worth it.
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>>83760007
>>83760097
May's one of the only characters I like. She's an attractive female Pintsize. How could anyone not like her compared to all of the other QC characters?
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>>83760530
Because there's like 7 other female characters. May is just blue.

That and Haque's half assed attempt to make her an allegory for minority groups with that employment arc where she got piss about being paid less despite being literally an object.
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>>83759471
and Winslow, Hanner's AI companion.
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>>83759725

who the fuck are these cunts
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>>83759725
reminds me of that doujin where this girl has a crocodile for a big brother and he keeps eating her legs and arms
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The lack of edits is disappointing.
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>>83742751
Nah I'm just waiting for him to stab himself again.
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>>83764524
all our drawfriends died too
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>>83762231
Sara was in the original comics. Worked at CoD and had a crush on Marten. Then Hacks forgot about her for 12 years
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>>83766746
RIP in pieces, drawfriends
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>>83768245
I never did get to see feminized Marten and feminized Sven making tender love while Claire and Veronica worked over Dora to break her too

sigh, a man can dream
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ugh, boring robot shit.

let's get back to the sperg and the nerd
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>>83768726
He'll just ruin them like he ruined Not-Garnet
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FUCK THE ROBUTT
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>>83769832
this, I want questionable content, not Questionable Content
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>>83759725
Requiescat in mobilitas? should be mobilitate. In takes the ablative here

Duh
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>>83770499
The guy thought "labia" was singular. He's an idiot.
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>>83766746
>>83768245
Well, at least we'll always have that guy who posts smug anime avatars.
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>>83770916
you rang?
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>>83734105
What the fuck is going on, is the robot going to fuck the fatty now? When did that came up?
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Let's play a game, /co/.
Pick a number from 1 to 3242.
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>>83772557
1593
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>>83772695
Shit, that was a hard one with all text zero variation.
What in the comic are we laughing at at the moment? Haven't been in a loop for a while.
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>>83773626
Haha welcome back, you have been missed

We're currently mocking Jeff for wanting to be the tranny and Clintons new gf for being autistic
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>>83748744
What is even going on?

Why is this a thing somebody spent time on?

Not that I disapprove, fat chicks and bondage generally is a good combination visually, but still why?
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>>83748744
The most disturbing part is that you could put this page into Technopopes and it would pass.
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>>83774048
Thanks, haven't had the time to check out J.J.'s brainchild lately.
>Clintons new gf
Them eyebrows. yfw pic related looks better than his actual finished product.
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>>83770823
he also wishes he was that thin
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where did it go wrong
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>>83734845
who makes this stuff
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>>83777876
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>>83778056
based individuals
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>>83777876
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1
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>>83780044
the correct answer is his birthday
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>>83778056
Brian "The Elbow" Finnegan
250 North Lamar Boulevard
Austin, TX 78703
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>>83779465
I still ship Sam and Momo
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>>83780926
Or the second he looked at that first page and decided it was worth posting, instead of killing himself on the spot.
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>>83774641
She would be a dramatically improved character in every single way if Jeff just made her Arab Mugi.
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>>83779567
>There's no protection from me.

Kek
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oh look, another character with fucking plugs
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>>83782918
Looks like the comic is going to be Minority Report now
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>>83782918
She looked better before.
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>>83782918
guilty until proven non-white
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>>83782918
God her hair looks dumb. Jeph really can't draw for shit
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>>83780926
I have the same fucking birthday as this faggot
>am i doomed
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>>83782918
Despite being yet another Black Faye, that character is so disturbing looking.

His drawings are so lifeless
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>>83782918
So the darker one is the same voice in the phone from the Boondocks episode of the killer kung-fu woulf bitch?
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>>83782918
> make the fat one black
> ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
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>>83782918
oh god I just realized its yet another side cut

fucking fuck this fucking hack and his fucking liberal bullshit
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>>83748744
This needs to be reblogged, retweeted, and posted fucking everywhere. This is a goddamn comedy goldmine.
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>>83783216
when will the side cut meme end anon?
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>>83782918
Maybe I'm giving Jeph too much credit, but this girl almost seems a parody of tumblr types
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>>83783559
It's not bad when the rest of the hair is shorter, when it's long like that it doesn't look great
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>>83783626
he actually believes it
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>>83783626
Just watch, he's going to use her as a mouthpiece for some wordy rant against cis or republicans and defend himself by saying "she's just a character and she has the right to be opinionated".
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>>83783626
That would take self-awareness anon
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>>83748744
>the way the robot is drawn in the "strip" panel
fug, I love giant women.
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>>83782918
YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
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>>83782918
When will septums become out of style? They ruin practically every girl.
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>>83782918
>character who hates men to the point where if she didn't get raped multiple times as a child it wouldn't make any sense
>dark skinned, that shaved side head, ear shit, probably chubby under all that
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>>83782918
Story is set in a college town of a very liberal state.
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>>83784420
>Parodying his core audience
>Jeph Jacques
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>>83782918
the nose ring just looks like a really shitty mustache.
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>>83785851
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So the only reason all of his characters aren't tatted up Abominations is because Jeph is too lazy to draw tattoos, right?
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>>83782918
>introducing even more "characters" with gauges septum rings
Aww, it's cute how pissed off he gets about us not liking it.
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>>83785955
>lazy
it's about skill. he has none. this edit was whipped up in less than 10 minutes. most of that time was search for the right tattoo.
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>>83785955
Yes
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>>83786078
>prince albert
Well, today I learned of another way in which humanity proves its retardation.
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>>83734105

Why does Faye look like a dyke now?
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>>83786226
>If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then...
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>>83786078
Just to put it in perspective, he's been doing this since I was 9, and he's barely improved.

I also contend that he's improved even less than one might think, because any pose requiring him to break away from his 10 or so stock poses looks like shit.

There is no excuse.
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>>83768692
>feminized Marten
Theres all ready one in the comic.
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>>83786457
>feminized Marten
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>>83786435
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>>83786494
Do you got the Marten with boob version?
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>>83786549
>I don't have the time or energy to police every time...

That's ALL you do, aside for shitposting on twitter.

You literally brag about the size of your BANNED list
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>>83786457
This is still My favorite one.
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>>83786612
This one is also classic.
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>>83786549

Those Cheeto stains are not forever when im 80 i can not have cheeto stains when your 80 you will have a saggy wrinkly dick tattoos on you and weird sagging holes.
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>>83786549
>guess what genius 99% of people look like shit when they're old

And how many of those people look like shit precisely because they've done fucking stupid things like doing hard drugs and getting tattoos?

My grandpa is 79 and he looks great, precisely because he wasn't a dumbass as a young'n.
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>>83786634
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>>83786647
Jeph is an obese, drunken psychotic; the chances of him seeing 80 are slimmer than me being the next God Emperor of the Moon
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>>83782918
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>>83786549
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>>83782918
One comic and I already hope she's hit by a bus. Sassy black turbo-feminist hyper-cunt. Jesus goddamn Christ.
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>>83786942
Seriously, every woman in this shit heap is some flavor of retard or cunt.

Jeph's fetishes are shit tier
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>>83787005
He needs to push it to the limit.
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>>83782952
>>83783066
>>83783216
>>83783559
>KIDS TODAY AN THEIR LIBTARD HAIR BLARUGHWAHNIGGERSUKUKAQTYWGHAJKJKWKAHERRR
Why is 4chan full of bitchy old farts?
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>>83782918
Why do I get the very distinct impression that these two characters smell terrible?
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>>83782918
>>83783023
>She looked better before.
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>>83787207
>>83782918

Wait the new girl from today is meant to be that girl on the left from before?

I know the name's in the title, but I would have absolutely never made that connection, they don't look or behave anything alike.
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>>83785091
i like them when they're just plain rings and not this weird shit new black faye or claire have
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>>83787485
I read "black faye" as "black face" at first. Not much difference but still.
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>>83764524
Immortalore will never fail to make me smile
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>>83787207
hahahah holy shit she literally looks like black faye

that is hilarious
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>>83787724
To be fair that place was supposed to be Bizarro Coffee of Doom.
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>>83775701
what number is this one from?
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>>83787833
it's from "Stuff I Stuff in I" by Erika Moen
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>>83787207
huh the art actually looks like he spent time on the backgrounds and character expressions.
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>>83787207
Man, this cyber-futuristic setting! So bold and dynamic
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>>83787925
it's 20 minutes into the future
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>>83787911
He was still on his med.
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>>83756153
I like the Hannelore that was first introduced to us. We need to see more edgy smoking million-earrings Hannelore
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>>83787207
The fuck? That's not what townie means AT ALL. A townie is someone who goes to university/college in the same city they're were born in.
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>>83788181
Why do you think we call him Jeph Hacks?
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God, why the hell do I still read this garbage? Dora's barely in it anymore. Marten didn't fuck the chink. Tai, the only fun character left, hasn't been in a strip in weeks.
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>>83749581
>>83751127
>fingernail chewer
FAGGOT
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>>83788145
I can feel it. He treats character flaws as problems for the character to overcome rather than obstacles for them to manuever around and, so characters eventually get stripped of all identifying features and become blank slates for Jeph to stick his joke-of-the-day shit to. It'd be fine if character quirks made sense and developed steadily but so far it's like some sort of sitcom in which characters are dropped into oddball situations out of the blue.
I want to see alcoholic Faye. I want to see self-aware womanizing Sven. I want to see neurotic Hannelore. Anything other than these awful imprintable personality puppets. Fuck, come on Jeph.
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>>83782918
Well OF COURSE it's yet another ambiguous shade of shitskin with plugs and a dyke haircut.

Surely ol' Jeph has enough good guy points now, right?
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>>83742751
Fuck that noise, I read it because Hacques is so out of touch with reality it's hilarious that and the eventual handstabbing.

Also why the fuck does this guy have a Wikipedia page?
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>>83790272
>Also why the fuck does this guy have a Wikipedia page?
He has enough fans to give him thousands of bucks every month. Of course they will get him a wiki page.
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>>83782918

So he's again playing the "Black Lives Matter" with every guy is a potential rapist angle?

Dude needs to stick to one cause instead of being that Terrorist Gay Killer that "was in both" Hamas and ISIS.
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>>83790272

He makes a webcomic that's been critically praised for bullshit.

Think that's bad? The Simpson's and South Park have individual pages dedicated to each episode. With only sketchy references to boot.
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>>83782918
Oh great, another pierced potato.
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>>83788145
She still has the earrings. You just don't notice them any more over the plug of the day.
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>>83782918
Does he think if he throws in in enough horrid bitch characters we'll eventually like one?
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I e never read this in my life
Why does Yotsuba have pink hair
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>>83783626
That's how I take her. Because, I mean, she's fucking obnoxious.
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>>83787141
its funny, because Nazis wore undercuts.
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>>83788432
He ruined Dora so that's not much of a loss
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How have the QC forums reacted to this latest overtly pandering character? Do we think his latest attempt at a black character will go over any better than his previous attempts?
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>>83786517
Anyone have vector or uncolored versions? Not the clothed version. Pic is my amateur attempt to blank the background.
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>>83792411

>>83768245
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>>83792394
they love everything he does and ban anyone who says differently
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>>83792431
>>83792411
>Not the clothed version.
Pic is a low-res amateur example of what I'm looking for.
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>>83748744
>casually carrying her around
I didn't want this fetish
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>>83792411
>>83793060
If the very first thing shooped behind her isn't UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL, I will be very disappointed.
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>>83783139
>empty landscapes
I didn't even notice it at first but now I can't focus on anything else.
Even though these people are casually talking about boys, I will forever imagine them in a vast cavern surrounded by these paintings, the center lit by a single spotlight far above, an ambiguously brown woman casually working at an easel with no emotion in her eyes, not even looking at the canvas as she paints yet another dead scene. She gets up, and moves the painting to its prepared spot in the chaotic and towering pile of paintings, that suggests some higher symmetry not visible to a casual glance. A new blank canvas is lifted on the easel. This is the only thing keeping them at bay.
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>>83791068
Representation
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>>83782918
The fuck is wrong with her lower lip? Was she stretching it on something?
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>>83788764
Naw just sexually frustrated
Wait
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I'd love to see someone make an SJW comic like this and then troll the audience. Like after a few YEARS the characters lose weight, make friends who aren't creepy weirdos, get career jobs, lose the piercings, and decide their bisexuality was a phase.

The butthurt would be tangible.
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>>83794498
Death threats would fly.
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>>83794236
That's just Jeff being Jeff. Look at Faye, although she got a bit better lately I think there was a time when she had the same lips suddenly appear and persist.
Maybe it's robo-herpes from sucking to much robo-cock.
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>>83794508
Like that matters if they don't know where/who you are.
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>>83794670
They wouldn't like it in the first place if there was no face to identify with.
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>>83794690
Just create a fake online persona. It's not hard, even my mom has a handful all teenage girls of course.
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>>83794710

ara ara
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>>83794498
Most people aren't crazy enough to spend literally years of their life doing something they don't care about just to briefly annoy a bunch of strangers.

Do you want to be like most people, Anon?
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>>83793060
>>83793419
>be very disappointed
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>>83794907
Crazy is just another word for brave.
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What's the story of the tumblr stabbing
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>>83782918
Diversity: Everyone looks the same
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>>83759233
>the head to shoulder ratio in panels 2 and 4

How can people stomach this already mediocre artstyle when this fucker can't keep proportions even somewhat consistent?
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>>83795204
Because he is.
The king of thieves.
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>>83759471
Fuck may, did he forget about dre?
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>>83782918
Ah I get ya, don't help women who just lost everything they own. Especially ones who threatened you with a harpoon (shotgun in first version). Gotchu senpai
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>>83795130
it's already been posted
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Want to play again, /co/?
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>>83798732
637
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Anyone remember that time jj tried to draw tits.
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>>83799459
4 thumbs down
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>>83799459
The asses are sad. Gloomy butts. Suicidal cheeks.
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>>83799049
Okay, I admit, I'm at a loss.
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>>83799937
Cold-blooded.
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>>83798732
Fuck it. Thick Claire is working something fierce.
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>>83800367
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>>83801131
holt shit
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>>83798732
870
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>>83798732
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>>83787207
What race are they supposed to be?
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>>83804177

Pretty sure not-Dora is Indian. I guess not-Faye is black though she was essentially a visual gag I think.
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>>83804237
Why don't they have Indian or black facial features or hair?
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>>83802964
>870
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>>83804127
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
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>>83804333
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>>83804259
because that's racist
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>>83804259
because if jeph is the slightest bit off he will get destroyed by tumblr
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>>83783023
Is she the same Renee? This is who I was expecting: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1868

They seem like totally different people. I think Jeph just forgot about the original Renee.
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>>83805695

Jeph made her modern. So she's a fat insecure attention whore now.
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>>83787735
Yeah, that was actually part of the intention of some of the characters. Padma was an Indian Dora, and Renee was black Faye.
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>>83805695
Her skin tone is different* and she isn't wearing glasses, but she has the same eye colour, black gauges and a nose ring. And Secret Bakery Renee's only personality was kind of being a dick, which is consistent

Actually the old skin tone is all over the place, >>83782918 is pretty close to her first appearance.
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>>83782918
MORE FUCKING EAR GAUGES
FUCKING JEPH HACQUES
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>>83782918
What specifically does everyone hate so much about Renee's comments here?

It sounds to me like something that's pretty standard when someone is put into a compromising situation like Brun was.
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>>83806789
her friend's bar/home burned down, she has no insurance, she has no plans on what to do, she has no ability to really talk to people or deal with stress, and is just getting by with the help of strangers.

and she is pissed that a stranger was helping her friend.
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>>83806831
>and she is pissed that a stranger was helping her friend.
It's a real danger in the literal rape culture they're living in.
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>>83806789
the meme is real
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>>83807099
It was never a meme.

No one was ever joking
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>>83807099
I am on Tumblr as well, but I guess I see it a little differently because I have an actual (but only occasional) stalker. :/

And for a few months before I graduated, I didn't feel safe on campus because a "friend" told me about how he wanted to rape me.

I see Renee as a concerned friend who probably thinks that Brun can't handle herself in a situation where she could end up getting raped or something.

That doesn't mean I agree with her assuming that Clinton is a bad person. I'm just saying that it sounds like something an actual person would say.

And I'm just curious what it is in particular that bothers all of you so much about it. I'm not saying you're wrong for being bothered--I was just surprised by the level of hatred everyone has for this particular set of speech bubbles.
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>>83807520
>I am on Tumblr as well,
Do I report this, or..?
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>>83798732
>thick traps
god in heaven spare my soul from this witchcraft
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>>83782918
So I want to edit the degeneracy out of this, what normal hairstyle should I change Renee's moppy shaven mess to?
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>>83806789
it seems reasonable to me too, Brun really can't make decisions or judgement calls for herself and being a physically normal and even somewhat attractive female with a retard level IQ means she's at a really high risk for manipulation and raaaaape.
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>>83807783
>it seems reasonable to me too
Same. If it persists after meeting Clinton then that's a different story, but some suspicion is fine.
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>>83807716
give her an afro
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>>83807520
See, if you normally hang around the kind of people who assume men are rapists, then this would seem typical, wouldn't it? But not everyone outside your sjw hugbox agrees that strange men are automatically rape threats
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>>83807520
>I am on Tumblr as well


that explains it. you sicken me. learn how to take a joke and react rationally rather than assuming everyone is out to get you. you're not a special little snowflake no matter what mommy and daddy tell you
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>>83807520
>Brun can't handle herself in a situation

Yeah, handling a shotgun or a harpoon in her introduction really shows she can't handle herself.

Oh wait, this is QC, where characters wildly change from a remarkable introduction to being another bland soap box character.
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>>83807988
>autistic barely functional people never have fantastical weapons
>spergs never lovingly show off the bullshit weaponry they bought from the internet but have no idea how to use
If anything, the harpoon gun PROVES Brun is straight up hugbox, ward of the state retarded.
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>>83807869

We already had that character anon. Don't you remember the black library intern?
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>>83796519
I like the idea of this, not so much the art.
heartfelt yuri when?
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>>83807783
>>83807988

I said Renee probably thinks that. Never said it was reasonable--just that it's pretty common.

And yes, she has become a lot less interesting since she was introduced.

>>83807871
Most of my friends are men, actually. I am a relatively small person, so a lot of people are extremely protective of me. It's stupid, but that's just how they are. It's taken a long time to get people to back off, and even still, there are a few people who can't shut their mouths long enough to let me speak for myself. Culling the group has helped.

>>83807918
What? I literally am just curious about what in particular people don't like about this strip. I have a very supportive friend group, but they do tend to jump to conclusions like Renee does here. That's why I'm asking.
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>>83808344
Found some interesting ones here:

http://www.latest-hairstyles.com/medium/layered.html
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>>83806789
She's suspicious of Clinton for no reason, and when the autist argues that he's probably okay, she tries to convince her otherwise. And the people who are upset about the page see it as a POLITICAL thing, rather than casual suspicion played for laughs. They're assuming that Jeph is trying to promote a culture where this sort of thing is reasonable, where you should always accuse strangers of murder as a matter of course. Jeph has basically zero credibility.
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>>83809101
>accuse strangers of murder as a matter of course
And threaten them with physical violence.
But it's okay, he's a white male taking advantage of an autist.
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>>83809101
Thank you for responding to my question.

I think I agree that it's just casual suspicion played for laughs, a bit amped up for the purpose of humor.

We have no idea what the cause of the fire was, and in Comic Drama Land, that could easily be Clinton burning it down and learning Brun's address so he could stalk her.

Not realistic, but it would make sense in Comic Logic.

Taking it as a political thing isn't totally unreasonable, but I think that's missing the point. You shouldn't be suspicious of everyone being murderers, but you know, people do murder other people. You should be cautious on a general basis--but not paranoid.

Jeph definitely doesn't have the right credibility here, since it does make it sound more political when you consider the behaviors of the other characters.

>>83809145
I've seen a lot of this type of attitude. I don't think anyone is immediately deserving of violence, no matter what gender or whatever else they are.
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>>83809582
>I don't think anyone is immediately deserving of violence
Expect people who piss all over the toilet seat. And people who snore.
Oh, and don't forget those who leave the fridge door open.
Fuck those people with a white hot iron poker.
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>>83809582
>that could easily be Clinton burning it down and learning Brun's address so he could stalk her

how does that fucking make sense even in "comic land"? you have some issues
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>>83809868
No, just the people whose webcomics I read. :P
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>>83810621
>:P
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>>83810850
Farewell.
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>>83811126
Actually, this makes me consider something else: what if Renee is secretly in love with Brun and she's just being jealous?
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yeah, Renee totally has the hots for the autist
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>>83811718
>Fat girl
>gym three days a week, yoga the others

Fucking shit she's really the whole enchilada, she's gonna be a health at every size person too
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What kind of name is Brun?
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>>83811718
>>83782918
So she's grooming the other into a relationship while trying to paint possible rivals as creeps and manipulating her?
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>>83811779
>Up at 4AM baking all the pies she will eat by noon
>Gym three times a week to police male gaze and hand out fliers about healthy at any weight
>Yoga the other days just means wearing yoga pants at the coffee shop

And I love how Brun is finally a character Jeph's fans can relate to.
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>>83811859
What kind of names are Hannelore and Marigold? He gives his characters silly names because he can't give them real personalities.
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>>83811859
Short for Brunhilde. So I guess German?
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>>83811906
A marigold is a kind of flower. Lots of girls are named after various flowers and Marigold sounds like a pretty acceptable one to be a name. I think Hannelore's name is purposefully eccentric because of her family background.
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>>83811887
That was my first thought, especially in light of her freaking out over someone helping Brown.
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>>83811718
>fat lard
>gym
>yoga
Jeph, of all the shit you've expected me to swallow...
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>>83807520
>I am on Tumblr as well
Well, I assume everyone on /co/ is.

You'd fucking be astounded at the shit you see here
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>>83812075
So is it intentional? Is Brun supposed to come off as a creepy backstabbing stalker trying to gaslight potential sex partners?
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>>83812130
All cookiedough diet, no amount of exercise will get rid of that flab.
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>>83806799
underrated post
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>>83812239
>So is it intentional
I inhabit a universe with people this retarded.

I just want to die after you all die first
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>>83806799
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>>83812239
>So is it intentional?
This is Jeff's writing. Of course it's not intentional.
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So this guy stabbed himself because of shitposts?

Anyone got any context on this?
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>>83811779
Walking at minimum speed on the treadmill for twenty minutes still counts as going to the gym, technically. So she's not lying, just delusionally retarded.
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I'm only here for the buff robot
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>>83812539
First result on google for "jeph jacques hand stab"? https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/1v4vei/popular_webcomic_artist_gets_chastised_for_having/

Someone should make a wiki for this.
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>>83811718
>>83811887
Maybe it's just all this talk about stranger danger putting me in a suspicious mood, but this really seems sort of creepy.
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>drawing bubbles/faye
>sai.exe has stopped working
FUCK
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>>83814954
Don't worry, Jeffy can't portray a strong, fat coloured woman as being a creep.
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>>83815172
>not saving your progress after every stroke
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>>83811718
>Baking
Same Renee confirmed I guess.
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>>83815560

Keep doing God's work, Anonymous.
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>>83811859
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>>83812239

I think you mean Renee, the Bizarro version of the currently Robosexual Faye.

Oddly enough, they both left that one dude for another female (an autist in the case of Black Faye, a robot for Hate-cunt Faye).
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what are some bubbles/faye ideas to draw?
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>>83816073
Faye losing a hand trying to fist the Robutt.
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>>83816151
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>>83816151
I wasn't gonna draw this since I thought it'd be too weird but I figured it out.
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>>83817401
That really shouldn't be so damn cute.
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>>83817401
This was worth it, bro.
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>>83813137
My god, are they actually defending Jeffy Jeff and QC?
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>>83799459
Just mournful tits.
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>>83818287
Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra
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>>83815590

Jesus. If that is the case then that is one of the most irresponsible things he's ever done.

>bring back a character from nearly half the comic's life span ago with a design so radically different people can't tell if it's actually that same character
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>>83817834
>My god, are they actually defending Jeffy Jeff and QC?
Did you not read the "lol just kidding, end yourself you fucking white male" part?
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>>83819016
Well, to be honest with you, I just scrolled a bit and promptly got the fuck out because the cancer there was unbearable.
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>>83819004
>so radically different

look at Marten, Claire, Dora, etc, they all look completely different now too because Hacks had to tumblr them up
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>>83734105
>presumably 838 comic strips
>art still looks like something an absolute beginner would churn out
Good god.
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>>83820311
>presumably 838 comic strip
HAH

No, he's over 3000 of shitty beginner tier comics.
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How many new characters is this guy gonna introduce?

I remember when I was excited when they introduced May but now it's like 'whatever'.
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>>83815590

That's one of the characters from the bakery?

That's stupid.

Doesn't look like any of them.
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>>83787141
To be fair, I make fun of dipshits with mullets, too. I just don't see nearly as many dipshits with mullets as I see dipshits wearing sidecuts and plugs. There are many kinds of crap fashion in the world, but one is overwhelmingly common lately.
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>>83821019
Don't worry he'll forget about her like he did black intern and emo coffee whore
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>>83808632
>I have a very supportive friend group
>but they do tend to jump to conclusions like Renee does here

These two statements contradict each other completely.

>a lot of people are extremely protective of me.

I can tell. You don't know fuck about fuck and it sickens me.
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>>83819845
It's more like, what was the efficacy of bringing back this unimportant side character who never really had a personality and making her Tumblr incarnate?
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>>83821432
>making her Tumblr incarnate?

For Jeph, that act justifies itself.
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>>83811718
Panel 2 needs a boob grab edit.
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>>83821693
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>>83811718
>gym three days a week, yoga on other days
is a gym in the QCverse a place where people suck down cake frosting from a fire hose? because that lady is a major tubbo

also since when do american blacks get gauges? i thought the only ones stupid enough to do that in this country where sad white people
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>>83822122
QC is about as culturally diverse as a klan meeting. Jeff Jacks doesn't understand that there's more to diversity than skin color.
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>>83782918
but but.. he's a FUCKING WHITE MALE!
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>>83822292
do you think this one will pull a shotgun on clinton too, only to have jepf redo the pannel?
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>>83787944
Maybe it's because I've fallen back into checking out cyber-punk stuff, but I kinda get annoyed with futuristic settings that are just "Like now, but with slightly cooler toys."

QC has robots, cybernetics, and AI's that are basically sentient, but instead of exploring any of that deeply, we're gonna talk about coffee and 20-something romantic angst. Who knew the Singularity would be so boring.
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>>83822179
Don't forget haircut and piercings
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>>83821359

He already has.
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>>83794498
Modern day Andy Kaufman
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>>83782918
>That Clinton creep

YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM.

God fucking DAMN it.
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There is only one way to deal with white males.
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>>83807520
>:/
>Using emoticons as a fucking adult

This is not Tumblr.
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>>83825625
Oh but it is
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>>83821363
Supportive in the sense that they jump to conclusions about people that might hurt me.

Nah, I know stuff. I just try not to think about it. And I just like to ask questions to see other people's perspectives.

My abusive stalker ex found me again online the other day, and I've just been trying to keep my mind off it. I broke up with him in 2009, and he still thinks he has some kind of claim to me for some reason.
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>>83825625
I'm just in the habit of using them since they generally get across the tone of a post or text or whatever. It's not as easy on the rest of the Internet to attach pictures.

Have some corgis as compensation.
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Hunched trannies

the comic book
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>>83811718
DRIVE IT HOME JEFF
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>>83827716
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>>83822022
>best friend is a landwhale
>has easy access to a harpoon
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>>83815560
Why are the edits of this trash comic better than the original ones?

Seriously, Jeph, you're a terrible writer.
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>>83787944
>20 minutes into the future

Sounds like the description of a 3 year story arc for Jeph.
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>>83827838
>Driving home the autistic with a routine thing
>'forgot' to put on socks
Oh Jaques, you gone done it again. Like how Hannelore is clearly miasmaphobic but is labled as OCD despite not doing anything relating to OCD.
Or Claire being labled as a girl despite having a penis to make the average horse feel inadequate.
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>>83827838
oh god, Jeph has made a new waifu

who is he going to forget about this time so he makes room in QC?
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is it just me or is black girl a bit of a creeper?
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>>83822022
>frequent gym/yoga regiment
>is still gigafats

Does she actually sell any of the bread she bakes?
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>>83817834

So you actually thinking making marigold not be a complete landwhale and having her look decent in a bikini was a betrayal of something or other?

There are plenty of reason to hate him, but hating him over that is retarded.
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>>83828793
PLOT TWIST
shes the true rapist
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>>83822022

Subtle.
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>>83829344
I'm really having trouble determining where the light comes from in these panels.
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>>83829667
Jeph doesn't really do lighting sources. He just puts shade where he wants.
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>>83829764
Wew, the shadows really are all over the place.
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>>83829764
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>>83829344
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>>83828108
They are better because they are doing what the comic should be doing instead of playing it safe like Jeph has been doing.
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>>83828705
She has serious issues with cleanliness and uses her abilities for obsessive counting for a side job where she literally counts stuff for people.

I mean, this hasn't been mentioned in a long time, but I'm pretty sure she still does that.

And she obsessively cleans her apartment if she's left alone to do that. And at different instances, such as when Angus and Faye were making out on her couch.

She definitely has largely lost a lot of the traits we associate with her OCD, but that might be for the purpose of not spending strip after strip showing the same thing again and again.
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>>83828757
Penelope, probably. We haven't seen her or her boyfriend (Wil?) in a while.
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>>83828757
Dale or- wait, I'm doing this wrong. Black pizza guy or robo-thief.
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>>83835479
He better not forget about Mayday
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oh look, she's autistic about clocks
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>>83836652
Momo's idealism can act as a foil for a robot who is more nuanced now that Bubbles is part of the cast, and she's not as 'core' to the original comic as Pintsize, so her role will continue to shrink until she simply doesn't show up anymore. Besides, pandering to fighter jet-sexuals probably doesn't get as many page views as it used to.

>>83837115
Eh, nothing wrong with having a weird collection.
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>>83837115
I was really hoping she just really liked that one cuckoo clock. Might have been a family heirloom or something. I thought her autistic hobby obsession was gonna be whaling technique.
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>>83837115
Why is she so FUCKING fat?
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>>83837407
if she wasn't Jeph'd have to stab his hand again
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what's up with jacques doing all these yudkowsky-style AI comics recently? is he converting to the LW lifestyle?
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>>83837115
What fucking race is the retard girl?
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>>83837502
ambiguously brown
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>>83837502
syrnain refugee
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>>83837407
She's CURVY you shitlord!
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>>83837502
She's a Brun.
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>>83837407
black intern was fat too. Maybe jeph is worried that a skinny black girl would be seen as ableist or some shit. A black woman without a big fat ass isn't respecting her own culture or something.

Jeph also just likes drawing women with ridiculous huge hips
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>>83830263
>THUNK
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If you guys want fat sluts, just go watch Galko.

You don't have to read this trash
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>>83837115
The harpoon is the only interesting part of this, for lack of a word at all, arc.
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>>83839376
Grorious Nippon whales with over one million folds
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>>83839514
Over 1,000,000 Big Black Bulls served
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>>83818388
Like a little kid with progeria breaking all his ribs trying to catch a nerf ball.
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>>83837502
All the kinds you hate
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>>83837502

Tumblrina
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>>83840617
But she's clearly not white.
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>>83840926
She could be mixed
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>>83822122
>is a gym in the QCverse a place where people suck down cake frosting from a fire hose? because that lady is a major tubbo
Welcome to Planet Fitness
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>>83828943
Of course not, but come on.
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>>83841367
>judgement free zone
THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TO WORK ON
WITHOUT JUDGING A BODY PART IN NEED OF BEING WORKED ON
FUCK'S SAKE
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>>83842936
But judgement is mean and might hurt feelings!
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>>83828806

Probably feasts on the stuff not sold by the end of the day.

At least Faye bombards the leftover pastries onto the local bums for shits and giggles.......which now Jeph wouldn't do cause "You can't offend the homeless now."
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>>83842936
There's a big difference between judgment and being helpful.

"Hey, your thighs look like they could use some toning. Check out this machine over here"
is different from
"Hey, your thighs are pretty gross and flabby. Go work out on that thing until we don't hate you anymore."
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>>83841367
Bagels, spread, milk. Oh the fucking horror.
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>>83841367
>>83842936
>>83843085
It's genius when you think about it. You help them get in shape, then you sell food like this in your gym, they put weight back on, so they need to keep coming back. I'm surprised more gyms haven't copied this business strategy.
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>>83843173
>testimonials.php: "They helped me lose weight every time I put on a little! 10/10 would recommend!"
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>>83837204
I actually identify as an aero-sexual. Well not really, but in all seriousness the first time I got up close to an F-22 my dick was diamond hard, if I we we're explicitly ordered not to touch I would have rubbed my dick on it and cum. I'm not alone, one of my aeronautical engineering instructors would caress and gaze at a jet engine on a stand in the classroom while using the word sexy to describe it.
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I just listened to Jeph Jacques album he linked on today's comic. Didn't he say he needed the Kickstarter money to get it recorded at a professional studio? It has fucking popping and clipping all over the place. Even if he recorded that at home, there is no fucking excuse for popping or clipping but he clearly didn't go to a professional studio to record it.

A hack, an asshole, AND a fraud? Oh Jeph.
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>>83843904
Well, it's not that bad. I even like some of the ideas in track 4. But it sounds overcompressed and flat as fuck and there are a lot of phasing issues.
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>>83844138
>Well, it's not that bad
He could have gotten fucking Ola Englund or Joey Sturgis to mix the album with the 100 grand he got through the Kickstarter. Ok maybe not Sturgis, but definitely better than what the album sounds like.

Also I just realised the album he posted today wasn't the kickstarter album, and the Kickstarter one at least doesn't have clipping, but man that is NOT 100k$ production quality. I'd be surprised if he dropped more than 5 grand on that one.
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>>83844176
Living is expensive.
Also
>he got people to pay $100k for his album
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>>83838549

Jephew confirmed to be into chubbies.
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>>83807520
>I'm not saying you're wrong for being bothered--I was just surprised by the level of hatred everyone has for this particular set of speech bubbles.
It's the basic cognitive dissonance of guys who are on the Internet too much. They hate things like the SlutWalks and love telling women that they should be mindful of the way they act with men they don't know, but when they actually do, they get butthurt and pissy because that may include them. I had a date that was thankfully cut short because of that. Didn't like one bit that I was texting a friend the particulars of the actual evening with locations and hours, just in case. I probably should have lied when he asked what I was texting all the time, but hey.

>I have like 30kg and a good 20cm on you and you've never met me before, and I could very well be driving you to your death, but trust me, I'm not one of THOSE guys!
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>>83843136
I wouldn't like either if some stranger walked up to me and said it. I'd basically be like "This is my lane, that is yours. Stay in your lane."
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>>83845148
He was probably just annoyed that you were texting all the time in the middle of a date.
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>>83845148
>"What are you doing? "
>"Texting my friend locations and times in case you decide to rape and murder me."

Maybe he wasn't pissed that you were texting. Maybe he was pissed that you assumed he would rape or murder you.
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>>83845773
Yeah! How dare you try to ensure your own safety when meeting up with a total stranger!
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>>83845780
>It's the basic cognitive dissonance of guys who are on the Internet too much. They hate things like the SlutWalks and love telling women that they should be mindful of the way they act with men they don't know, but when they actually do, they get butthurt and pissy because that may include them.
Word for word.
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>>83811859
It means brown in scandi tongue. Jephywephy is a closet racist cislord shitscum.
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>>83845794
I know right, how dare the guy feel ignored and get upset when I imply I think he's gonna sexually assault me!

Ugh, the entitlement.
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>>83845818
Most people aren't rapists or murderers.

And people get a little pissed off when you assume they are.
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>>83845871
I'm a pragmatic. Sure, most people aren't rapists or murderers, but I'd rather be safe than sorry, or dead. And if all it takes is making some dick guy getting pissed at it, and random Anons not understanding the how and whys, that's alright.
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>>83846015
If by pragmatic you mean rude, yeah. If I acted like that during a date I wouldn't be blaming cognitive dissonance on the other person calling me a fucking idiot.
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>>83845794
Don't go on dates with total strangers.
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>>83845780
>Maybe he was pissed that you assumed he would rape or murder you.
Lol, why would I ever go on a date with somebody I assumed would do that. The only thing I assumed was that I'm not a mind reader, nor that I can fight off a grown man. The only rude thing was not lying about it, which is fucking funny. Good shit test to give a first date though.

>>83846411
Doesn't mean shit anyways. Most actual case of rape come from people who are at least acquaintances.
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>>83846454
>shit test
You don't deserve happiness.
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>>83846454
>Doesn't mean shit anyways. Most actual case of rape come from people who are at least acquaintances.
I know, but then maybe she wouldn't be freaking out about total strangers potentially raping her.
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>>83846485
Nobody deserves anything.
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>>83846489
>sending your location is freaking out
Jesus fuck, please.
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>>83846513
>overreacting this hard
Take a few minutes in your safe place~
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>>83846454
I had a friend that was looking for a job and she turned to craigslist to find one. She had an interview for a homemaker job in the city, I had her text me the address and keep me posted on where she is and what's going on.
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>>83846491
No, for the first time in history you objectively deserve no happiness.
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>>83846564
Yup, that's a basic safety procedure.
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>>83846568
>can't take a joke
It's so easy to trigger you.
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>>83777876
He progressed so much and it still looks like shit
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>>83846655
>projecting your own buttflustery
Why assume I'm mad though?
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>>83846667
Just as there are different types of feces, so does Jeph travel through different types of shit in his artistic voyages.
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>>83837115
guys are you ready for a "serious" comic with close ups of Brun's face where she talks about how important clocks are and how she admires them for their consistency and precision?
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>>83846815
>close up
>close up even more
>double panel of Brun's face, blushing slightly
"I like clocks."
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PAGE TEN FUCK THE ROBUTT CLANG CLANG
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>>83846840
at least the edits will be easy
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>>83843173
>then you sell food like this
>sell

That food is free. They just give it away. They also have free pizza days.
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>>83850465
Murica
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>>83845764
True. I was thinking in terms of personal trainers, not just whoever happens to also be there.
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>>83846015
I think it would have made more sense to text your friend the particulars beforehand so you'd have time to focus on the person who was with you.
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>>83822022
Bet you fuckers a jelly donut that her new job ends up being Coffee of Doom...
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>>83852452
I'm more confused as to how having time/location's supposed to prevent somebody from being raped. Assuming she wasn't texting her friend every five minutes, it really doesn't help at all unless her friend's watching them with a video camera. "I didn't text my friend because he was raping me" wouldn't hold any water in getting the guy convicted because it doesn't even resemble tangible evidence.

If she really doesn't want to be raped, she should be carrying pepper spray and a pocket knife.
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>>83845148
Heck, I had a date once where the guy I was out with was texting his friends that kind of info. That may have had something to do with our mutual interest in bdsm, though, and struck me as a regular precaution of his from being much more in that scene than I am.
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>>83852596
I'm betting the Library.
>more chances to see Claire
>Emily is gone and short on their short bus quota
>Tai gets to fuck the retard retarded
it's the obvious pick
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>>83852452
>>83852932
It's not really all that useful in protecting against violence, but it is good for gathering evidence after the fact. Like, the concept is that you check in with your friend regularly, not necessarily every five minutes but every half hour, hour, or couple of hours is good. And you just tell them how things are going: where you are, if there's any suspicious behavior going on or if you're getting along fine. Then if you don't check in with a new update when you said you would, your friend might try giving you a call, and if you still don't respond they might try hopping down to where you last said you were and intervening if something is going on, possibly at this point in the middle of a crime but better than not at all, or they could file a report to the police and see if anything comes of it.

Worst case scenario is you disappear for a few days or more and at least the trail of breadcrumbs you left gives the police some evidence that might help find your body and/or convict your assailant, which is better than nothing.
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>>83853326
No it's not. There's absolute no evidence gained by not texting somebody that could be brought up in any respectable court. The worst case scenario's shit. Best case scenario, you get raped, your friend calls the police ten minutes after you were supposed to text her, ten minutes after that the police get there to arrest the rapist and take you to a hospital. Even at optimum efficiency, there's an easy twenty minutes of dead air in which you're being raped.

You could install an app like 'Echo' which records an audio backlog to get serious evidence, you could use a force-actuated 911-dialer to get the police there ASAP, but nobody ever does that. Effective evidence gathering methods or effective rape report methods see almost no use. What bothers me is that women don't see rape as a preventable crime. As far as I can tell, it's because the women in question fetishize rape but don't want to deal with the serious consequences.

You said it yourself
>The only thing I assumed was that I'm not a mind reader, nor that I can fight off a grown man.
you had a defeatist mind set going into the date. You clung to the idea that if he had tried to rape you, you would have been raped.

People carry guns in public so that if somebody tries to attack them, they can prevent it. People install house and car alarms so that if somebody tries to break in, they can prevent it. Women rely on friend-reminder apps, GPS apps, and local watch programs so that if somebody rapes them, there's a small chance of convicting afterwards.

I'm chemically addicted to responding to bait and shitposts, it's a disease.
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>>83853196
Guess we'll find out which of us is right next year or so...
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>>83853196
it will probably be this since no one goes to CoD after the fatass/cunt split
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>>83855218
I don't hate QC, but this edit is a million times better than the original strip. Kudos.
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>>83855320
that's a real low bar there
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>>83853950
Oh whoa, sorry. I'm >>83853326
but I'm not >>83846454. I just kinda jumped in to the convo because I'm actually >>83853102.

>There's absolute no evidence gained by not texting somebody that could be brought up in any respectable court.

What I meant by that is the evidence gained from the information in the previous texts being useful before the absence of a text alerts the friend that something may be wrong. Using an example, maybe a text is sent out that says "hey I know before I left I said we were gonna hang out in Capitol City, but it turns out we're going to a place called Bumfucktown instead now" and then when the girl goes missing, the authorities decide to go check out Bumfucktown and maybe find something there.

>What bothers me is that women don't see rape as a preventable crime.

I can see that being an understandable issue to have. Personally, I think it can be preventable, but in the particular case of going on a date with a stranger its useful to at least consider the possibility and then consider your options for defense against it that are actually available.
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>>83855218
Better than the original but
>not here for drama
>Hi.
>here, have a fuckload of drama
If Jeph had been the one to write it like this, we'd still bitch about it.
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>>83855781
to be fair to whoever wrote it, the edited dialogue has to match the character panels, but yeah, it could probably do without the "no drama" line to start
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>>83843904
>A hack, an asshole, AND a fraud?
DID SOMEONE SAY HACK FRAUD!?
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>>83855781
>>83856004
well she walks in and says she doesn't want any drama, then Dora tries to start small talk like she didn't just fuck up her life.
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>>83856308
What is Dora supposed to do in that situation in response to that greeting that will not start drama? Awkwardly shuffle off into a corner in silence? Faye would probably bitch later something like "and she didn't even have the balls to say "hello how are you." she just gave me the cold shoulder the whole time. how fucked up can she get?"
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>>83856404
>>83856308
>>83856004

Okay, see, I'd agree that it's written like shit, but I have seen people literally do that. Say they don't want any drama, and then start a situation where there is no way to not cause drama with them.

It's actually a really disarming abuse tactic, the first few times it happens.
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>>83852424
Oh yeah, a personal trainer would be better recieved.
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>>83856047
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>>83860773
>it's still a thing that happens to people
He doesn't live in the real world, does he?

Also fuck this thread has been around almost an entire week
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>>83860773
What was this a reference to?
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>>83861009
This one, based on the wayback machine.

Maybe my expectations have been lowered to an extreme amount, but I didn't really think he'd react as reasonably as that to criticism.
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>>83861200
Yeah, you're probably used to seeing the crap that David Willis spews.
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>>83861200
What is this even
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>>83861200
what really happened
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>>83845148
PLOT ETIQUETTE 101:

When taking precautions for the eventuality that you and a person you are having a romantic date with end up fighting to the death, it is considered polite to at least pretend to act apologetic of this. Ideally, you should conceal what you are doing. This also helps if the fight does occur, as your opponent cannot prepare a counterplan for a plan he does not know of. However, it is often not possible to maintain secrecy throughout the date, and in any case it is prudent to have an explanation prepared in case you get caught mid-scheme.

Be sure to reassure your partner that you do not truly expect betrayal of him or her, and are not planning a pre-emptive attack. You are making preparations as a matter of course; although he or she may well be worthy of your trust, he or she has yet to earn it, as you have only just met. Tell your partner that you do not wish to question his or her honour. Your suspicion is in no way intended as an insult, and you are very sorry if it was taken that way.

If your partner appears to be into mind games, you may consider instead framing the situation as an introduction to your scheme; not solely as a scheme played against him or her. After revealing that you are making plans against a potential murder plot by your partner, ask him or her to revise his or her potential murder plot to take your preparations into account. At some point later in the evening, you may compare your notes to see whether you really could have countered the murder plot had he or she chosen to carry one out, and likewise, whether he or she could have countered an active attack by you.

If you choose to carry a concealed weapon, be sure to conceal it so that it will not get in the way of sex.
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Hey, did you guys hear about how they invented good comics?

It's fucking baffling, but it's true
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>>83861200
>>83861721
>I'm not a "little girl". I'm fourteen.
This line makes it work either way, really. With or without the middle panel.
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>>83862231
>be sure to conceal your weapon so that it will not get in the way of sex

What the fuck is the point of sex if your weapon doesn't come into play?
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>>83862287
How can I bitch about how much I pretend to hate them if they're good?
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>>83857172
>>83855723
>>83853950
>>83853326

Let me be the Alexander that I am and cut this little Gordian knot of idiocy and decipher who's the biggest retard around.

Oh, it was all of you all along.

Props to you, blogger cunt, and guy(s) arguing with said cunt.
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>>83862540
Why did you link a piece of a different discussion relating to an actual comic page to a string of posts from the rape texting discussion?
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>>83862652
It got caught in the crossfire.

Still, a comment talking about the actual comic is nearly just as terrible as that other shit.

Fuck you all, you're all equally shit, including me, but less so.

I'm King Cunt of Idiot Mountain
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>>83862747
All anons are equally shit, but some anons are more equally shit than others?
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>>83862747
All hail our smug loli animu sovereign!
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>>83742272

Why should it matter to you.

Just hide it and move on, autist.
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>>83862816
Yes.

Men are all born with the equal chance to be favored or disfavored by the Gods, at which point inequality sets in.
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>>83862863
make me
>>
May best robot

fight me
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