Homestuck land discussion edition

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due to 4chan's fear of the might of mother russia I will be posting these on Glub's behalf.

Land of Wool and Courts
Your land is made up of many kinds of fabric - cotton fields and wool trees with linen clouds hanging in the sky, gently fluttering down to earth and being blown back upwards by air geysers. There are many, many castles constructed from wool and yarn, and your consorts, the Sheep, plot amongst themselves endlessly, trying to come up with a plan to defeat Morpheus, lord of Sleep, but whenever one of them comes up with something that might work, an enchantment put by Morpheus makes them reject the plan. You need to collect them, assess which ones will be most effective in weakening Morpheus's hold, and wage an extensive war from many angles using the Sheep's plans.

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Land of Mirage and Eruptions

Your land is a geyser-pockmarked badlands with plenty of hot springs that
happen to sprout a green hallucinogenic mist that both scalds the body
and mind. Your Consorts, the Bison, are adapted to drink from the spring,
but your Denizen, Yenaldooshi, actively conspires against you. He has no
lair, instead hunting you out, while the geysers get stronger and
stronger with each passing day. You have approximately one week to calm
the geysers, either by beating Yenaldooshi in his game of cat and mouse
and killing him, or running to find his lair that he left behind to hunt
for you and stopping the eruptions from there. Otherwise, your planet,
aside from your house, will implode.

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im pretty apathetic to this one

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>>83732665
gotta be the LODAD.
Classpect anon made the Land of Bells and Ruins and a hare-weasel sociopolitical situation I really liked though.

damn, these are nice

still haven't seen mine yet, but i'll wait

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>>83732676
YES!
The comfiest of lands

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>>83732701
As the THIEF of HOPE, you go about the Land of BELLS and RUIN with weasels and hares as your consorts. The weasels are surprisingly, quite daft. So daft in fact, the feudal economy of your planet puts them at risk from their own gross stupidity. Within the castles, keeps, woods and Ruins that they dwell in, the only sense of any hope derives from the sound of Bells. These bells, worn by hares, rung loudly by hares and paraded around by them, are an aristocratic sign of the noble supremacy of the elite. While the not-so sly weasels starve and dwell in perpetual poverty, these snobby, sociopathic lagomorphs continue to extort their extravagance and wealth, flaunting their nobility like it's nobodies business. All the land, all the golds and carrots, the suppers and cozy beds, everything belongs to the privileged and nothing to the oppressed.

Your mission as a Thief of Hope is simple as all hell; fuck'em. Once you start to steal Hope itself and give to back, the dynamics will start to change. Eventually hope will be wrought and the Weasels will start to rise up, and the High-Bell of the Hare Royals will be rung, prompting your denizen MANABOZHO to awaken from his greater-den and offer you a complicated choice. How you respond and resolve it, will mean the difference between a bloody french-revolution brewing, and actual Hope thieved and brought to planet proper.

Your quest bed is in a dugout den somewhere, used as a resting chamber for the wealthy. You'll have to do quite a lot of hare-twisting to get to it.

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yeah im going to need insults for tall people

>>83732676
fucking beautiful glubber

>>83732676
i'm no fanland expert but this one seems nice

>>83732730
W I N G D W I B B L I E S

>>83732724
Draw a cute Jade

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>>83732746
S C A R F L O O N S

Where are the rape comics?

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Not done yet.

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>>83732764
D R O L L Q U E S T

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>>83732764

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i didn't spend a negligible amount of time defacing/fixing this to not have it appreciated, so here it is again

>>83732738
my midget stepbro always thought it was fucking hilarious to call me giraffe

>>83732676
>>83732681
Oh Imposterglub - what's glub tumblr or wherever, so I can see his art? Hope to see him do the charts & spires land sometime.

>>83732770
>that outfit
fetish achieved

>>83732770
>no jadedia
it's shit!
Shit!!
SHIT!!!

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>>83732759
I'm making a fantroll right now so maybe in an hour

cute jade is always tempting, what should she be doing?

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Needs

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>>83732802
http://glub-on-it.tumblr.com/

>>83732730
how is that image Bells and Ruin
I don't see any bells or ruin

>>83732738
>im going to need insults for tall people
like you haven't been secretly thinking them up for years

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more

>>83732826
are those paws?

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RAPEEEE

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Will Joey ever get her game?

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>>83732797
but the short ones lusus IS a giraffe
which is why hes mad
why is he so short

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>>83732834
it wasn't an original work, apparently

>>83732826
Being pet

>>83732839
nah, they're just paw socks

>>83732853
he needs to be smaller

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>>83732851
No.

>>83732826
Enjoying a juicy raw steak

>>83732884
Hmmm... I guess im gonna doa rape comic now

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>>83732807
Give me a brake dude, i'm posting what I find.

>>83732838
Does Roxy approve of John's harem or is she dead inside because of it?

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>>83732834
Its more of a "feel for the land" image than the actual image

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>>83732880
nah
just shorter than sahtii

>>83732918
roxy probably joins in or gets her own action with the harem

>>83732907
so... THICCC

>>83732907
>&& operator
>only takes the traits both of them have
>fusion should just be a mound of fat and sugar

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>>83732927
please he needs to be shorter...

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>>83732884
Turns out s)(e did score!

>>83732918
It was her idea.

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>>83732960
Now, that wouldn't be very entertaining, would it?

>>83732893
>>83732871
These, but together. Jade being pampered and happy

>>83732918
Well, she did...>>83732850

>>83732927
why are your concupiscent ships both heterosexual? i didnt think you were such an enemy of lgbt representation

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>>83733041
i noticed that too but theres no way to ship anyone gay without breaking up a pairing
i might need to make more trolls

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>>83733068
>i might need to make more trolls

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>>83733003
That's our Joey!

>>83733068
you're on a slippery slope, angel

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>>83733079
>>83733083
it cant be helped

>>83733080
Jude got cucked though. Guess Joey is the one that inherited the harem breeding genes of Jake

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>>83732850
>mommy
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009404
That's Dave's thing.

>>83733016
I just assumed that's why every other fusion involved || instead. || is or: in boolean logic for example, if one is true, the result is true (or both can be true, btu the point is both need to be false for it to ever flag false).
&& (and) only comes out true if both elements being compared are true.

Both could work for a person fusion, but for fusing a person with an object or concept, || would be more desirable. making cake girl jane would need ||.

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Got two more of these before I have to look for more.

someone draw the land of free and dom

>>83733141
I'd fuck it

>>83733109
Isn't Joey actually John's half sister?

>>83733157
Stallman is the denizen, the consorts are penguins. The entire planet is an XML file

>>83733187
Joey is actually DEAD

DEAD

>>83733187
Unless there's a dumb twist involving ectobiology.

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>>83733187
Probably nothing more than a trophy family to him.

>>83733187
No, I meant that Jude didnt inherit them

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>>83733141
D-EL-ET------E T)(IS

>>83733207
No, that's the Land of GNU Slash Linux, the only Land whose name does not feature the word "and". If you call it the Land of Linux, Stallman, the denizen, will instantly kill you.

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>>83733207
>Stallman is the denizen
terrifying
I better get a Lord class for that shit

Could a Mage of Void lead their party past the furthest ring to another session safely?

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>>83733229
Going by the date he landed on Earth, by the way, and assuming Joey is 13, Grandpa was like 70ish when he had those kids.

Rock on, dude.

So uh

Did I miss anything happen since last night, guys?

Did Caliborn have his own Yaldabaoth, or did he defeat Dirk's?

>>83733344
Truly, he was inspired by Joseph Joestar.

>>83733383
Different one.

>>83732979
Is supershort Jade canon? I think it needs to be canon.

>>83733339
Possibly. But a time player probably could too.

>>83733539
What if Jade can't remember her *exact* size so every time she uses her powers to grow/shrink anywhere she winds up slightly different every time, until someone has to tell her that she's nothing like how she started.

>>83733563
probably.

as >>83733563 says, a time player might too, but i think they'd need the help of a space player as well, and vice versa

wait

what happened to the vn guy

>>83733581
i now want a tiny jade to ride around in my shirt pocket

>>83733374
album good, received well
music stream cancelled out of respect for shooting
news updates deleted/edited so no official mention of an epilogue exists anymore
resultant bitching and whining

and now we're back to the status quo of fetishising and fanventuring

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So how bout this teaser, eh?

>>83733636
oh yeah he was planning to release that today
well he still has an hour

>>83733698
From whence?

>>83732927
>getting pumped with teal semen
>getting hate-pumped with olive semen

Which one got the better fate?

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>>83733655
fanventuring is kinda new. And I like it.

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>>83733722
New news post, the period after categorize

>>83732853
Okay how about
>I GET ALTITUDE SICKNESS JUST LOOKING AT YOU. IS YOUR HAIR SO LONG BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND A HAIRDRESSER THAT DOESN'T GET VERTIGO? I HEAR THE LOCAL HOOP BALL TEAM IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CLEAN THE SKYLIGHTS IN THEIR GYM.

>>83733748
i'm counting our ongoing classpect and land stuff under that banner, i guess "fan created content" would be a better term. it's all we have left really

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>>83733742
its personal preference really

>>83733790
fuck that is great
that is so great

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man this bethesda conference sucks

i got my sister to do the v0.5 classpect test and she got page of void

fucking void bias is real

>>83733655

Thanks. Was here for the album drop (Creata, Moonsweater and You Killed my Father are the shit) but missed pretty much everything else.

>news updates deleted/edited so no official mention of an epilogue exists anymore

I don't think we should even be surprised anymore. Looking forward to being disappointed on 10/25

>>83733833
i'm watching the broteam stream. brote's laughter always makes me happy

>>83733833
Man I forgot E3 was even a thing, how embarrassing is it so far?

>>83733832
thank

tallll is a cutie

>>83733823

where did that image come from? doesnt seem to belong to the fandventure

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>>83733872
ty
i need more fantroll reactions

>>83733872
EA's was as you expected (they spent like half the conference talking about FIFA).

>>83733904
Angel, give me 3 fantroll names and their colors so that I can make a rape comic!

>>83733563
>>83733625
But wouldn't a void player serve a better purpose when time and space don't flow in the same way as reality inside the furthest ring?

>>83733904
they're all cute

>>83733872
ea was just SPORTS and ESPORTs about SPORTS

bethesda's is just remakes, dlc and other shit

>>83733832
I've found that the number one tall joke that gets em mad every time is just "How's the weather up there?" because it's so fucking stupid but still everyone in the entire world says it to them at least once. Also stuff like longshanks, lanky, gangly, legs, bones, skeleton, stork, plank, stretch, lofty, stringbean, beanpole.

>>83733922
i'm not saying they wouldn't. a void player is probably best, but a time/space player could work if working together, and a light player might if they had a beacon

>>83733917
That's like asking for asparagus so you can cook it.

Asparagus is already unpleasant so no one has it ready for you, and then you want to make it taste even more awful because ???
Where's the BENEFIT

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>>83733929
>Beth are rereleasing Skyrim

This generation is FUCKED

>>83733917
how bout instead i do literally anything else

>>83733937
heh i'll admit
ive said that to a tall friend once and they just left the room

>>83733950
I don't like asparagus but come on its not that bad

>>83733950
but asparagus is fucking rad

especially if you fry/roast it a little

>>83733958
Wait what
Isn't that the most recent one? With less to do than ever before? That due to an active modding scene is the farthest thing from being dated?

Why not revamp Morrowind a little, god damn.

>>83733990
yeah with a little oil or butter and some salt and pepper it's a goddamn great side

>>83733984
They reported you to the talluminati to make your life miserable from that point on

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>>83733984
Boooring! Here, Rose's turn now

>>83734007
fuck yeah

we /ck/ now

>>83732676
reminds me of that one adventure time episode, nice work.

>>83733892
that's Waterworks innit

>>83734000
console peasants also get a mod workshop too now

>>83733929
>>83733958

God, that's fucking pathetic.

At least Civ VI should be showing up eventually, r-right?

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>>83734026
we've had a little bit of /ck/ in us, with the cooking Karkat meme.
Someone used to come around and give us cooking lessons in ALL CAPS and foul curses. it was comfy.

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>>83734026
if you're not careful you'll grow nubby horns

>>83734062
god i hope so.

>>83734073
i have never been so sad to miss a meme, it sounds great

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>>83734078
ah jeez. Karkat tries so hard for his friends on the meteor.

>Captcha: select all the food
yes, even captcha agrees.

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>>83734099

>>83734024
These are dull, we need some subversion ones now like Vriska trying to get raped by Tavros or just two chill people being cool about things.

>>83733929
>Bethesda announces a game called SBURB.
>Game-breaking glitch makes it so that the Earth gets destroyed as soon it is played.
>It never gets patched.

>>83733892
>>83734045
In the intermission, specifically. Probably why anon didn't notice. No one ever reads the intermissions.

>>83734125
this is wonderful

>>83734180
>play it with some friends
>it uses the gamebryo engine

>>83734106
>three of the pictures are of fast food

THAT DOES NOT COUNT

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>>83734131
> trying to get raped by
I already had that in Cerebus "Church & State 2" and it was oogie then. I'd rather have straightforward and unsuccessful antagonism please.

>>83734206
>All of the NPC's walk into walls.
>Sometimes you fall through the floor.
>NPC's are hostile for no reason.
>It crashes constantly.

>>83734240
the class respec system kills you

>>83734233

"It is not going to suck it is self."

Nailed it.

>>83734261
fuck, i was too drunk to greentext right

>>83734261

>God tier update
>AWESOME NEW POWERS GUYS
>Glitch were going god tier perma-kills you 85% of the time.
>Never fixed.

>>83733418
Is Jotaro John and Jake Josuke then? Is Giorno Dave and Gappy also Jake?

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>>83734131
Here, better now? With roleplaying kink and shit

>>83732738
Hi angel, how's it going? Long time no see.

I'm 6'6", it always bothers me when people tell me i should play basketball. Otherwise off the top of my head there's stretch, sasquatch/yeti/bigfoot, or how's the weather up there.

>>83734024
>not
Kanaya, no!
Um If You Would Like To Stop You Told Me Multiple Times That I Was To Await The Safeword
No! Stop!
Rose I Am Going To Continue On Despite My Better Instincts Screaming Otherwise
Stop it please!
Rose I Am Becoming Slightly Worried
Is It Possible You Might Have Forgotten The Safeword
I Am Going To Stop Now
Just To Be Safe
No... No... No...
Okay Then I Will Keep Going
Mom! Mom I'm so sorry I was a terrible daughter.
Um Rose I Am Only Going To Judge You Slightly Because Roxy Is Very Attractive But Your Human Lusus Fetish Is Making Me Mildly Uncomfortable

>>83734240
>captchalogue ejects a tissue when you pick up an item
>entire area turns hostile

>>83734340
lmao

>>83734310
>God-tiers are incredibly unbalanced.
>Classpects are removed.
>Alchemizing is removed.
>Replaced with barebones crafting from Borderlands.

>>83734370
borderlands had crafting?

>>83734323
A bit better. A bit dull.

Can someone link me to where the Homestuck stream was today? I want to bookmark it for later and see if there are VoDs.

>>83734271
sorry.

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After countless updates, across the span of months and years, around multitudes of websites and blogs all along the net, this singular message still rings true: Homosuck is shit.

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>>83733904
I'm getting a check 'em pose with Troll Patrick Bateman drawn.

>>83734408
>Not interested in Aranea's RP and her thighs

What are you, gay?

>>83734340
Okay I chuckled.

>>83732676
>>83732681
>>83732688
Is there a tutorial for drawing these somewhere? They really seem to capture the style of the comic.

>>83734388
Yeah. That's how you know it's good; you don't even remember it.

>>83734448
do a GOOD one with aradiabot and equius
and your sins are forgiven

>>83734388
pre sequel had a thing where you can stuff like three guns in a machine and get a "better" one

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>>83733636
>>83733714
Got suddenly called into work this morning and things have been going downhill since then.

As far as I'm concerned the day isn't over until I collapse from exhaustion so just hold tight.

oh shit hiveswap newspost

>>83734474
oh thank god
i was starting to think you were gay and lived in orlando

Where did that SBAHJ promotional image that was in the last thread come from?

>>83734470
Fuck taht, you do that! Aradia X Equius is shit, shiiiiiit!

Aradia X John is true enlightement

>>83734493
Liar

>>83734527
look again, idiot

>>83734435
noice

i had my sister take the 0.5 classpect test and she got page of void, so i'm thinking that quiz might have a bias

How do you tell if you're a Derse dreamer or a Prospit dreamer? Is it based on if your class is passive or active?

>>83734503
In the newspost.

>>83734541
Oh you mean on the kickstarter.

>>83734549
Hussie said it didn't really matter and there was no connection. So, whatever.

>>83734549
It's session specific.

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>>83734324
p good, how about you
and nice! i'll keep those noted

>>83734435
rad

also this punk has a name woo

>>83734503
It was taken down? It's certainly not up.

>>83734569
Seems like the edgier half of players get Derse then. That'll be my headcanon.

>>83734572
I'm good thanks. Glad to see you're still drawing.

>>83734608
why are 8itch and cloun not derse

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sorry im late

here's my land

my fantroll lives in a windmill and composes terrible music that is an embarrassment to his ancestor
but he loves it and he plays it on his music box

the land's consorts are kangaroo mice and he has music and pattern themed puzzles hidden among the ruins

>>83734589
Theres a period that is actually a link you can click on. I honestly cant understand how people cant see that.

>>83734608
Yeah, that's cool I guess. And I want the whole Heroic and Just thing to tie in too; Prospit more likely to die Heroic and Derse are more like to die Just.

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>>83734572
nice.

For those curious about Troll Patrick Bateman's friends, I have designs finalized for all five of them, they're all based on horror movies.

Jaws is a muscle-girl, for those who are fans of the concept.

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>>83734608
I figured it was a purely psychological balancing act by the game following the Time/Space split. The most default session is always Derse-Time and Prospit-Space. I imagine a session where the opposite is true would be a weird glitch one.

Either way, it just splits down from there, so those more on the side of entropy and Time go Derse, those more on the side of creation and Space land Prospit, but not by any hard rule.

Everyone of course always inferred anyways that Derse means there's something wrong with you.

>>83734661
>I honestly cant understand how people cant see that.
Then you don't have a very big imagination. It's fucking subtle as shit. That's like saying that you don't understand how people can miss easter eggs.

You don't understand how people can miss that a fucking PERIOD is blue and underlined? Sorry I'm such a disappointment, Hawkeye.

>that one fic where Aranea mercykills Karkat with her crushing thighs, causing him to have the best orgasm of all time before he dies
>that one fic where Aradia

>>83734706
derse dreamers also are the type to be introspective

case in point, roxy, dirk, rose, and dave are all very caught up in what they think about themselves, whether it be roxy's issue with her alcoholism, dirk's identity splinters, dave's emotional hangups and rose' intense psychoanalytical bent

>>83734501
this is going to become a thing isn't it
6/12 is going to be a memorial day and will stop being a homestuck thing

>>83734769
I feel like the bazillion trolls ended up sullying a lot of the building concepts Hussie had from sheer oversaturation and lack of time to develop things most closely knit like he did in early Acts

>>83734769
meanwhile, john and jade are friendly goofs, jake is outgoing, and jane puts others above herself (to her detriment)

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>>83734778
It'll become a memorial day.

A memorial to Muslims.

>>83734673
The Prospit dreamers got more JUST deaths than the Derse dreamers. Off the top of my head there's Vriska, Jane, Jade, and GO Gamzee

>>83734778
homestuck things have only ever meant anything to the actual fans.

>>83734778
it all depends on who you ask

>>83734799
i agree

>>83734778
I thought 6/12 is Flip independence day

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>>83734821
Shame Hussie never had the guts to REALLY go all in on his blatant girl power corruption fetish.

>>83734826
and now it's just an unpleasant reminder

can never look at the zodiac without the same fond regret ever again

or see the 13th of April without at least recognition and recall

>>83734821
Damn, well, I suck.

>>83734765
WITH
FEET
AND
LUBE!

>>83734778
Everyone's going to forget about the date soon. Do you remember the exact date of Columbine or Sandy Hook?

>>83734821
>GO Gamzee
He's not a god tier.

>>83734821
It is true that Derse tends to be edgier

Dirk, Dave, Rose, and Roxy -

Well I guess Roxy isn't edgy, but she LOOKS edgy

>>83734858
Didn't he with Caliborn?

>>83734935
September 21

do you guys think Hussie is attractive

>>83734950
Roxy's hair is pretty edgy.

>GO Karkat, GO Kanaya, GO Gamzee and Aranea don't exist anymore

thanks hussie

>>83734950
>Roxy isn't edgy
>Gives friend a fucking bomb in the form of a game she knew Jane wanted to play

>>83734973
No, he's a scrawny fuck.

>>83734973
no he is a numale

>>83734997
would you pity fuck Hussie?

>>83734858
Punished Jane. A hero denied by her homeland.

>>83734973
his lips are divine.

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Come to think of it, a session with a Space player as the Derse dreamer, and the Time player as the Prospit one, would mean a game guided by dreams and visions from the void and the Horrorterrors. That'd have some really weird implications. Maybe as a special and weird sort of Horrorterror germination function, to create a universe guided by them for some esoteric reason.

>>83735048
>that blue pixel in the lower right corner

REEEEEEEEE

>>83735048
where are you getting these headcanons from

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>>83734952
I didn't see Jade having an involuntary screaming orgasm when she was violated and corrupted, nor did Jane masturbate furiously in the blood of all she slaughtered, so, I'd say no

>>83735065
From thinking how the game works, which was one of the few things about Homestuck that interested me before Hussie stopped caring

>>83735065
It's well established in canon that the Derse dreamers guides are the horrorterrors, and that the Space player on prospit wakes up early to see the future in Skaia's clouds.

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>>83735093
mfw

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i dont have any homestuck things in the works but there will be some fantastic ladybug nsfw coming soon if anyone is interested

>>83734973
yes but i like to fuck skeleton mode guys with weird joints that are verging on ayy lmao territory

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>>83735093
I think you're confusing your scat fetishes with girl power.

>>83735200
Do not sexualize the ladybug

>>83735200
i hope it's gay stuff

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>>83735200
sometimes we have both

>>83735128
>and that the Space player on prospit wakes up early to see the future in Skaia's clouds.
i thought that was just jade

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>>83735221
Woah hey, hey. Hey. You watch your fucking mouth. I may enjoy some vile stuff, but don't you dare tell me I'm into scat. That's not sanitary.

>>83735262
Nope. Papaya did too

>>83735259
There's a ton of davejade ladybug stuff, what gives?

>>83735277
Blood, murder, and mind control is OK but you draw the line at poop?

>>83735262
All Space players save Calliope, who was never destined to play, but did get dream visions to fuel her own role

>>83735318
cute girl with blonde twink combo

>>83735200
The bug and the cat are not for sexual

>>83735328
no one likes tavros

>>83735200
Don't shitpost off-topic, are trying to be banned?

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>>83734973
There are pictures of him out there.

He is not.

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>>83735328
Yes? What's so hard to get about that? Poop isn't sexy. A girl losing her mind to sadism as she is corrupted with incredible power has lots to explore, and none of that has anything to do with poop from a butt, man

You brought it up

Let's talk about Mituna.

How do you think his personality was before he got retardation?

>>83735060
fix it in mspaint, like i just did

are we still posting fantrolls?

>>83735414
Relaxed and banging Latula as usual while Kankri watches

>>83735340
They're into some kinky shit

>>83735382
if it weren't for homestuck he looks like he'd shoot up a movie theater

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I can't believe i made my first fantroll after the comic is over

>>83733646
hhh cute, i will draw that

>>83735414
Probably enough of an asshole to spar with Cronus.

>>83735460
and shes cute as fuck

>>83735396
No bully. ;-;

>>83735460
What's up with people drawing yellow-blooded sluts????

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>>83735457
If Homestuck was french you fucking bet that Rose and Dave would be banging

And half the talks with Doomed Rose and Doomed Dave would have been HELLA TORRID

>>83735460
>barefoot
slut

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>>83735504
Everyone knows mustard was actually the best caste all along

>>83735460
You shes cute as fuck

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>>83735460

>fluffy twin tails

>>83735460
I want to be her friend

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rose's slender figure

>>83732681
whoa thats my land

fuck you guys are so productive lately

i love you nerds

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>>83734501
Hilariously, I got called in because one of my muslim co-workers ramadan'd too hard and collapsed.

Still, right now the VN Kit is more or less finished. All sprites are uploaded, there's over a dozen different backgrounds that I grabbed at random off the internet, and all the available characters have been defined along with their proper text color.

The only problem is there aren't really any instructions yet, so it'll take me a bit longer. Hopefully it'll be done within the next few hours.

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>>83735510
Rose is French used to be a John/Rose thing, it was hot.

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What did she mean by this?

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Check out my fankid!

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>>83735586
For all the fun we make of Rose, I love this take on her and her hair

I always thought Rose was meant to come across as really classy by way of Mom rubbing off on her despite her best attempts, at least in looks and style

Though the comic did have one too many moments to disprove that idea

>>83735637
porn NOW

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>>83735627
>Rose being all French and slutting it up with Dave

hhhrrrnnnnghnhnhngngGNGNNHHHHHHHH

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>>83732688
>not wanting to jam all the time

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Speaking of lands, I did that request that I didn't have time for a couple days ago. Got the description but managed to not save the exact name, so I had to guess:

Land of Locks and Blaze:
"Basically it's a forest with parts of it on fire, with massive walls of chain locked together. The denizen, Coyote, is corralling the moose consorts to be burned alive while trapped in these fences of chain and padlocks."

The chain walls would be a bit small and lost in the forest, so I added some in the sky too. An attempt at using photography like the comic.

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>>83735504
>>83735520
leave her feet alone!

>>83735577
she's very mean, best of luck to you

>>83735667
>dave

I said John you dummy. Stop inserting your fetishes into my fetishes.
Dave is texan, Rose french, John white people, and Jade talks in a broken southern accent because she doesn't really know how words are pronounced.

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>>83735688
It was Wildfire and Locks, but I love what you did with it!

>>83735688
Those skychains holy shit beautiful aesthetic

>>83735689
>malenep
>it's just nep

kek

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>>83735715
Well then, so be it.

>>83735688
I, uh, want a land. What do I have to do again?

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>>83735751
Awesome!

>>83735689
How do I start a conversation with her? Quick I need to know what she likes

Sollux's Land of Brains and Fire is inconvenient as fuuuuuck

lets talk troll lands

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>>83735510
famous author Rose and famous movie producer/director Dave are doin' the White Stripes thing, where they work closely and people ask "are they banging?" and they don't do anything to dispell the rumours.

now that I think about it, they probably didn't grow up together, so people looking at them would just think 'wow they seem similar" and accuse them of bangin' each other to fuel their own narcissism.

>>83735783
Classpectanon appears from time to time in these threads, but there's also his tumblr: http://classpectanon.tumblr.com/ where you can ask for a land description.

The requirement for that is a classpect and some personality biz, particularly any issues you may have (fuel for quests). I recently made a convenience page for taking one of the classpect tests posted in these threads as an excel sheet online instead, which can be found here: http://stardust-rider.com/hero/

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>>83735637
isn't that Guidestuck?
Which already got a soundtrack album?
Harley, Beck, Jasper, and Cal ?

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>>83735800
Keep in mind that despite effectively infinite permutations, apart from outliers, all Lands usually have to have some theme in common with their aspect, apart from outliers like the Cherub and r-kid Lands.

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>Kill the Light randomly comes up in playlist
God why does it still hurt

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>>83735810
No they were totally fucking. No doubt.

>>83735810
>>83735871
New headcanon

>>83735885
What's the Journey guy's classpect

8ULGE

>>83735846
I'm here right now friend

i need your classpect, personality, interests, and personality ISSUES (these are the most important since they inform your quest)

>>83735706
>Jade talks in a broken southern accent because she doesn't really know how words are pronounced.

Cuuuuute

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>>83735460

>>83735637
Looks like Roxy/John offspring

>>83735460
what about arabia?
does this troll have fangs?

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>>83735885
I miss the old ideas about Godtier individualization, like Breath classes always getting extra-long hoods or whatever.

I almost wish Godtier had just been the original clothes of the kid, just now Godtier colored and themed.

>>83735969
Violate her feet, Sahtii. Do it.

>>83735969
Cute whores!!!

>>83735997
They're just clothes
Nothing saying you can't alchemize them with the corpse of your denizen.

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>you will never play vidya with fem Sollux

>>83735997

I liked when going Godtier was this super-rare thing that only a small handful of players ever managed to do through great effort and not a mandatory costume change bestowed on all players at a designated point cause hurr durr gotta sell dem shirts.

think we'll get hiveswap news at e3???

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>>83735984
damn

>>83735946
WEENIES

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>>83736030
Godtier alchemized stuff would have been really cool

Like you think that'd be a game-given way to open a whole chain of God level stuff, and just adding a general theme, yet all we ever saw was Rose with a slunty dress alchemized from her Light duds

>>83736067
Well for starters E3 isn't just something you walk into, who's going to be there is set up months in advance

>>83735954
Oh, uh, hi.

Er, I've said this before on here but I've gotten a lot of classpects but on your test, I got Mage of Mind (gendered) and Thief of Mind (non-gendered.) I'm really neurotic and indecisive so I have a hard time describing myself. My personality seems to vary a lot but people have called me creative so.

I like political stuff, sci-fi, and over-analyzing things (mostly in the form of "systems").

I'm a self-loathing mess and I don't trust myself with anything. I'm also bipolar with anger and depression.

>>83736067
>floundering half-dead point and click adventure being made by a bunch of amateur game devs who literally lost a large chunk of their original funding

>at e3

>>83736066
>I liked when going Godtier was this super-rare thing that only a small handful of players ever managed to do through great effort
is it, though?
i could have sworn one of hussie's formspring answers implied that god tiering was the 'normal' way to get to the moons

What was Gamzee's deal? When he said the mirthful messiahs were me and motherfucking me, was he talking about his split personality, or Kurloz or something? Cal? I'm so fucking confused by the cloun plotline.

>>83735799
I haven't figured out her personality completely. She has a short temper and keeps a straight face usually. She's very short, so she makes up for it by being loud when angry. She's very protective of her lusus.

>>83735969
!!!!

>>83735586
based lexxy

>>83736153
Because he is part of Lord English

>Beth is now publishing Hiveswap
Holy shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI

>>83736153
Here's how it goes
>haha im andrew hussie
>man clowns are my biggest fetish
>I'll add a clown character to the comic good idea haha
>hey you know what would be cool if the clown character killed off all the characters I dont like because clowns haha
>you know what he doesn't even have to follow the rules I'll just have him do whatever and turn out to be the antagonist's caretaker and also hes immortal because clown
>haha, funny clowns and their wackiness :o))))

>>83736066
It still kind of is. 4/24 trolls managed to do it, and 1 of those was luck.

All the kids did, but generally via being manipulated into it, or again by getting lucky.

Caliborn managed it off screen somehow, and apparently alt-Calliope did as well before failing her session.

Of course, Hussie said back when God Tiering was first introduced that it was the intended method for players to get to the Battlefield, which makes me think that the trolls were actually the outliers here. I think God Tier is just a regular part of Sburb.

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>>83736166
>>83735969
is it canon?! does she have fangs??

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>>83736066
Hussie kind of wrote himself to a bad place with that one. The trolls should have all been Godtier by default as winning players, because giving immortality away like that ended with a fucked up ending.

I figure that Godtier is meant to happen to everyone in a session, but it's meant to be difficult and part of finishing your quest, not just... lucking into it, or being able to cheat it so easy.

Now, a plot redo where Godtier IS super rare and secret and hard, but the story ends with everyone actually cheating into it by exploits in the game because of English to fight him, that'd have been cool.

>>83735849
this album isn't bad

I remember Guidestuck being a thing, but I've never read anything about it

>>83736198
Looks like trainwiz pulled through for us

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>>83735986
I'm not sure yet honestly.

>>83736234
Do you want her to have fangs

>>83736234
No, she has really flat teeth.

So since I'm lazy and can't be bothered to read the thread and such

today's the long-awaited 6/12. what happen.

>>83736067
>Sony conference
>Gabe Newell walks on stage
>"Hello, today I'm going to introduce a game that's been in development for a few years now. Fans have been getting upset with the delays, so to put that all to rest, please welcome Andrew Hussie with Hiveswap"
>Hussie walks on stage
>"Now I know many of you probably have never heard of my webcomic called Homestuck, but I can assure, people used to read it once. Let me bring up someone you might have heard of to explain Hiveswap. Please welcome, Undertale creator Toby "If You Call Me Radiation Again I Will Go Orlando On You" Fox.
>Bowman in his Radiation costume walks on stage
>"Who CARES about Hiveswap? Introducing... UNDERTALE 2!!!!"

>>83736277
New album. Tease of slightly less shitty sbahj reboot

>>83736250
yes
she's a cat

What does fuchsia taste like?

>>83736277
album releases
Hussie deleted the old newspost talking about the potential of an epilogue and instead has just made a new one saying fucking nothing new aside from a hint to SBaHJ's end

>>83736277
Incredible new album, 2 hour live stream of said album this morning right after midnight, newspost where Hussie tells us he doesn't have anything to tell us, secret new SBaHJ spoilers.

>>83736304
yea but wouldn't it be hilarious for the short angry troll with a lion lusus to have flat ineffective teeth

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>>83736295

>>83736295
>people STILL fall for bowman's costume
>don't realize it's a joke
>UNDERTALE 2 plastered on every news site
>meanwhile toby smokes a blunt while gigi and temmie suck his dick
>meanwhile hussie swims in piggy's fat folds

>>83736312
like strawberry jam? idk dude use your imagination

>>83736341
talk about compensating
poor lass

>>83736143
>so dead that when game nerds spend time talking about faults with kickstarter and failed/botched game campaigns, hiveswap never gets a mention