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Meanwhile in the Legion of Doom...
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So it's agreed. We'll get one Cheese Pizza, one with Pepperoni and Pineapples and one with Olives!
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How the hell can you think about food after what just happened?! I mean, come on! Batman just raped the Joker.
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>>83733773
Wait......he did WHAT to him now?!
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>>83733535
pizza's here
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At last, after my long travel I have arrived in /a/. Now to find that scum Ranma.
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>>83733773
Quiet, you fool.
It was all part of my plan.
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>>83733773
So what? I bet Joker enjoyed the musky power of the batman.
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HEY LEGIONNAIRES! WHAT DID I MISS?!
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Pizza?! Every day, it's fucking pizza. I. HATE. PIZZA.
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Holy shit...holy shit....he actually did it....holy shit....I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED THAT DAMNED CAT!
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>>83734566
HOLY FUCK GUYS! HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!
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>>83734602
What I'm worried about is the FALLOUT of this! The possibility of a CHAIN REACTION! What if other heroes take Batman's example and begin to rape their own foes? Why, ANY ONE OF US COULD BE NEXT!
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>>83734602
He's going mad I tell you, mad! I heard him talking with the Commissioner, Superman (who he was dressed as for some reason), a blue guy, and an alternate reality of heroes. They said he should come here and rape all of us for good measure! I think that Garfield guy spilled talked!
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Any of you guys got someone you want franked?
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We knew that to honor his memory we couldn't just kill someone...we had to rape them.
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>>83734676
I KNEW IT! WE'RE IN FOR IT NOW, BOYS!
KEEP THOSE DOVER BOYS AWAY FROM ME! ESPECIALLY DICK!
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>>83734744
UNCLENCH YOUR ASSHOLE, DAN BACKSLIDE, I'M GOING IN DRY!
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>>83734653
>>83734676
>>83734713
>>83734744
>>83734776
Many Rapes, yes?
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>>83734744
Ha! Never heard of Dan trying to keep away from dick before, if you know what I'm saying.
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>>83734776
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>>83734806
(forgot pic)
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>>83734744
What are you complaining about?!? You were the one pretending to be the Commissioner the entire time!
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>>83734827
Wait, I thought I was supposed to pose at The Commissioner.
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>>83734857
You didn't even end up showing up! You were suppose to feed the Commissioner in that cage over there and how he's stinking up the whole place.
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What's this about raping someone? is there a rapist that needs a good franking?
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>>83734908
I didn't get that memo! I was too busy trying to get Mermaid Man to rape Man Ray!
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Weren't you faggots banished years ago?
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It is time to plan the next rape!
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HI GUYS IM EVIL TOO
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>>83735040
Well riddle me this, Clock King, what has two hands and a lot of numbers?
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>>83735062
A clock?
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>>83735059
Mmm. Yes. I think we found the next rape.
so dense
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>>83735040
DON'T YOU IDIOT! THAT'S WHAT GOT ME IN THIS SITUATION! That stupid cat came up with a genius idea for me to dress up as Lex Luthor and him dress up as me. I'd inject myself with kryptonite to have a kryptonite dick so it would be easier to rape Superman. But Batman put on a Superman costume and Superman put on a Batman costume! So it didn't work! Batman dressed as Superman raped me and Superman dressed as Batman raped Garfield! Our plans keep going to shit!
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>>83735088
A rape victim in the hero community. There's a reason I never liked Dr. Light.
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>>83735062
(Forgot pic)
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You idiots don't get it, do you? Now that Batman has raped Joker and Superman has raped Garfield, there are no inhibitions left for the reverse. Villains can rape heroes.
It will cause a further chain, more and more heroes and villains raping each other, resulting in a glorious rape war.
Oh bother...it will be beautiful.
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>>83735119
That is your fault Earth germ you didn't think about the obvious
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>>83735119
CAN YOU REPEAT THAT INTO THE TAPE RECORDER PLEASE
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>>83735119
Batman raped you? Well it's about time. Now all we need is for Batman to rape Bruce Wayne and it'll all be good
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>>83735166
You never told us that we would end up getting raped in all of this. I just wanted to see the funny reaction on Batman's face when he found out he was raped by a cat!
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>>83735245
How did you get in? It's time get back at Batman tie him up!
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>>83734234
What are you gonna do to him, Ryoga?fucker, you stole my idea. do you just pick a random thread to post this in each day?
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>>83735272
Well, that's a bother for you then, isn't it?
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>>83734361
Well, he got raped. What's the next step in your plan?
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>>83735272
Does Grayson getting raped by starfire count?
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>>83735344
Raping this legion....WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>83735166
Good lord man, what has that "Christopher" boy been teaching you?
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>>83735399
have we forsaken baneposting altogether?
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>>83735496
did he want it?
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>>83735507
Oh, he didn't teach me much.
He just raped me.
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>>83735166
I'm not dealing with a Earth rape war.All Earth germs who want to get of the miserable planet come with me to Cybertron.
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>Rapes the villain below
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON PROPER PROTECTION
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....God forgive me for what I'm about to do......
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>>83735583
>>83735584
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>>83735549
I think you'll find leaving difficult. The seeds of war have already been sown. Optimus Prime should be finishing with Megatron and on his way here for you any moment now.
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>>83735584
By god he got in, everyone it's time to follow Shockwave into the space bridge.
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>>83735583
>>83735673
Congrats on the HIV Bane.
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>>83735584
Well well Mr. Batman, looks like I'm about to crash my plane into you with no survivors
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>>83735701
You're not going anywhere, I used my bat bombs to destroy the space bridge. Now bend over and close your eyes, it'll make things much easier on you.
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>>83735549
>>83735701
It won't do any good, they're in space too.
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>>83735684
>>83735738
It's got late I got in before it was destroyed. Have fun with the rapping Earth germs
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>>83735712
Always wear proper protection. The rubber rises
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>>83735738
This is going even better than I expected.
>>83735772
Ahem
>>83735760
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>>83735738
No, I got the commissioner in the basement and we will rape him if you touch any of us.
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>>83735772
Superman should be on his way.
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>>83735777
Condoms? Do those happen to be the ones I poked holes in?
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>>83735815
What's all this shouting?
WHAT? THE BEAR ESCAPED CONTAINMENT! FORGET THIS, I'LL BE A FEW YEARS IN THE FUTURE!
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>>83735836
>Kicks down doors
Surprise motherfuckers. Alright, here's the deal. Until the rest of the heroes arrive, none of you are to move. If you do, you get franked, and I don't mean my usual franking
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>>83735815
>>83735861
How are you going to rape a robot? It's pointless going after just one villain you should go to the legion
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>>83735836
Go ahead and do your worst.
I've come too far to stop now.
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>>83735877
WHAT! YOU COULDN'T HAVE! I HAD THOSE CONDOMS IN MY POCKETS! YOU COULDN'T HAVE POKED 'EM!
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>>83735903
Please it's time to help the rest of us, or at least take me with you!
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WAIT
If Batman is here
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Than Robin must be alone and UNPROTECTED!
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>>83735925
Back off! I'll do it or at least i'll get in the future.
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>>83735903
Yes, go and run like the pussy you are.
>>83735913
I believe I've mentioned Optimus Prime is targeting you. He should figure something out.
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The Batmobile
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I'LL STEAL IT!
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>>83735836
Do you honestly think you'd get to him faster than I can rape you?
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NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
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>>83735999
>>83735951
Sorry, Not even your trips will get you out of this one! Until next time, foolish mortals!
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Hey boys~! Did I miss the rape?!
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>>83735949
Oh, but I did. A day in advanced actually.
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>>83736009
Scrap, well there's only one thing to do, become an Autobot. Optimus is to kind to not let me become one.
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>>83736052
Not so fast, Aku. Don't think I've forgotten about you....
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>>83735836
I don't know. Should we rape the commissioner? He never did anything to us
>HE CERTAINLY DID DO SHIT TO US! HE LOCKED US UP IN ARKHAM! ARE YOU GONNA LIVE THAT DOWN!
But, that was Batman. He threw us in the Asylum. We should be raping him
>SCREW THAT! IT'S TIME WE GET REVENGE ON THE COMMISSIONER FOR WHAT HE DID
Let's do a coin flip first before we decide
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>>83736085
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Good guys, Bad Guys it doesn't really matter, because soon Ill be all up in your brown matter.
As I regal with my penis, you'll have no choice to get fucked in the ass. As you hear my booming VOIIICCCEEEEE
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>>83736096
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this places looks like it needs more rules
no wonder your organization loses to whelps like aquaman all the time
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>>83736092
By the time you see me next, it'll be that brat in the costume, and I know just how I'll greet him.
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>>83736096
Okay Two Face, I'll play your game. Heads I penetrate you, tails you suck.
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>>83736096
Okay, I guess I should settle it with a coin flip as well. Heads; I try to escape. Tails; I accept my fate.
>coin flip
WHAT?! HOW DOES A COIN LAND ON IT'S SIDE?!
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>>83736085
>>83736107
Of course youre welcome to join the Autobots, Shockwave. You just need to go through initiation first.
Bend over.
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>>83736027
Nooo Everyone run the rest of the league is going to Cybertron get of here while you can! I'm now the ghost of Clock King.
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...
Meetings like these make me glad the Trickster is dead.
And that Ultraman has Lex to worry about.
And that none of this matters.
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>>83736061
WHAT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LI-NO NO NO! I REFUSE! I DON'T HAVE HIV! ARGHHHHH
https://youtu.be/8zaJdLb07NU?t=3m46s
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I'm the Music Meister! and all your pants fall. I'm the Music Meisterrr and i'm here to fuckkk you in the ASSSSSSSSSSsssssss.
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>>83736179
Fine you win, you better not kill me.
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>>83736142
Trust me, I've trained him for these situations...
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>>83736144
>>83736156
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>>83734698
He's a know criminal in several countries and also a drug smuggler
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>>83736215
Well, here's where it gets awkward then. You only get in if you survive.
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>>83736187
I wouldn't be too sure, both of us payed a trip to the Lazerus pit. He should be up and raping before you know it.
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>>83736267
I was alive for millions of years while you where dead in the Ark I will survive.
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>>83735059
Who the fuck are you?
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>>83736187
How long until the universsse is desssstroyed again by DeDe
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>>83736187
are meetings usually like this? because i see enough sex and rampant degeneracy in daten city
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>>83736096
Give me your best shot boys
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>>83736156
Great, that means you get to struggle.
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And I'm back!
Has anyone seen my secretary lately? I forgot to get that monthly report from her last week.
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>>83736402
I'm glad you came while you did, Jim. You should have your men cover the exists, anyone who tries to leave gets gang raped.
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>>83736333
My god what are they doing outside!
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>>83736333
Ehh give it a few minutes some asshole seems hell bent on destroying reuty every time we have these things
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>>83736268
Little did you realise, Batrape, that the Lazarus Pits of my world just straight up kills you.
Another helpful little difference between our worlds. Better run back to yours.
What kind of parallel earth has this much rape in it anyway? Earth-69? Earth-R? You're freaking even me out.
>>83736333
Hard to say, I haven't been monitoring for a while. She could be anywhere right now.
She could be raping Dexter for all we know.
>>83736390
I think our world's just come into contact with Earth-/co/. It'll pass, if we can make sure Batman doesn't overrape everything.
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>>83736390
someone say sex and rampant degeneracy ?
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>>83736472
>>83736475
Exsssplain your ssself Baronessss.
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>>83736390
It, uh, wasn't always like this. What youre seeing is, uh, the fallout of Batman being forced to....uh... y'know... rape the Joker.
Or uh. something along those lines. Kinda got muddled up with something involving Superman and a cat and now uh, apparently a bear.... by all accounts it doesn't make sense.
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> I have concluded my assent of your raping capabilities
> I have nothing to fear
> I ge try rape only for me and they shall rape you all
> in fact I've already raped you all
> In your minds
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>>83736484
Doesn't matter, by the time I'm done with you Owlman, your butt will clench every time you step out of that portal of yours.
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>>83736549
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>>83736549
>>83736583
Gentlemen.
War has been declared.
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>>83736549
How do my mind aids feel?
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>>83736523
Destro: I was umm only getting something out from her eyes sir
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>>83736628
>>83736549
>>83736583
what the fuck is going on here ?
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>>83736453
Here it is, sir, I double-checked it when you passed out last night and made sure everything was in order.
Oh, and Peridot #809 is getting uppity again. Should I assign her to a different world or should I have her spend the day tending to Spunky's enclosure?
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>>83736628
You knew what wasss going to happen thisss whole time didn't you? YOU FOOOLLL
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>>83736533
And I'm the cat in that case.
But what I want to know is where's my lasagna I demanded yesterday? I don't care if you're good or bad, if you don't get a truckload of it to me by morning then you're ALL getting it harder than when I kick Odie off the table. So that's a lot.
I was a bit slack about it yesterday because I was tired, but make no mistake now. Tomorrow's Monday too, and you already know how I feel about them. Don't make me hate even more than I am right now.
You've got 12 hours.
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>>83736655
You know what it doessn't matter what doesss isss not getting raped by anyone.
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>>83736582
I have one more ace up my sleeve, one you can't shove your dick in.
I'll just need you to be distracted for a while.
Anybody willing to take the bullet? Looking at you, Cobra Colonel.
>>83736658
Just buy me time and I'll end this.
I know just the right parallel Batman for the job.
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Any room for me in your circle of Villains?
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>>83735913
>How are you going to rape a robot?
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>>83736662
All according to plan, commander.
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>>83736706
NO! This ends here! With me! Right now! I'm going to take that virginity of yours away for good!
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> We are the gentry
> We want your hope
> we want you anuses
> we will rape you
> empty is the hand!
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>>83736706
sorry buddy but this shit's too fucked up for me to get into i'm just gonna watch this shitstorm happen and fuck whoever survives
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>>83736706
Noooo ssshoot the cat he hasss 9 livesss.
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Oh, and is Dr. Nefarious still here? I've got a check for my membership fees.
...And the bear's loose again. Somebody get the book out of storage.
>>83736725
>Windows Vista
>Not Windows 10
Step up your game, you know folks can modify Vista into a non-rape OS.
>>83736661
Alright, looks like everything's here and paid off. I'll write paychecks for the girls and yourself, give them their assignments, and we can call it a night.
>Should I assign her to a different world or should I have her spend the day tending to Spunky's enclosure?
Different world, you know how Spunky gets around Peridots and gems in general.
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>>83736760
No! I was saving that for Superwoman!
I mean, I've almost got it!
Just one button push and none of this will matter!
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>>83736760
>>83736770
It begins....IT BEGINS!
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>>83736878
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>>83736674
....My lasagna recipe takes 13 hours....
Ohhhhhh no......
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>>83736908
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>>83736938
..... Oh bother.....
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>>83736860
Oh yeah. I was waiting for you to pay those fees off.
At least one good thing came out of this whole ordeal.
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>>83736908
Please do it Germ end this!
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>>83736938
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>>83736878
Shh, just close your eyes, it'll be over before you know it.
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>>83736886
You do realize I can just wink right?
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Aw shit, time to get myself and my girls into a Dark Corridor.
Pearl, tell the girls to get their cloaks and crowd into the foyer. This is gonna be a rough ride!
>>83736966
Agreed.
>>83736886
Thank goodness I don't have a soul!
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>>83736971
Using one last connection to one distant parallel world, I've called in the perfect countermeasure.
A Batman capable of the impossible.
A Batman empowered by none other than the Japanese.A Batman to outrape all other Batmen.
This is my masterstroke.
>>83736981
This is the end of your rapeign.
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>>83737044
I've already alerted the girls, they're all ready for the trip.
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>>83737049
Hmmm...A Japanese Batman? Great, we can both cover more grounds this way. You rape all the people on the right side of the room and I'll rape everyone on the left.
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ITD
WAD
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BERRY
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>>83737049
>>83737127
I'd advise everyone strap something on.
Of course, now that there's a Batman capable of outraping anyone and anything, all I need to do is unleash him onto the outside world, and the rape war shall begin.
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>>83736971
Issss it over finally?
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>>83737089
Good, we're all ready then.
See you all next time!
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>>83737127
... Wait, that's not how it...
Well. At least it still doesn't matter.
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Do you know what would be great?
Imagine if we redesigned the entire place to have a bug themed aesthetic.
We would become the most terrifying villains of the universe!
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>>83737285
Clearly the biggest threat for us to take out first would be Owlman....I propose a gang rape.
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>>83737341
Where the fuck have you been all this time?
Have you not noticed the two Batmen raping everyone? The warmongering bear? The fucking RAPE DEMON?
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>>83737393
And Clock King wasss raped to death
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>>83737393
Two Batmen??? Oh, that's right, I didn't reveal myself to you all yet.
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...And it looks like it's over.
Everybody outta the corridor and get back to work.
>>83737341
Too bad it's already used for other villain bases, it be rude to rip off the aesthetic.
>>83737393
>The warmongering bear?
That's STILL an issue? I told you guys to get that book out storage and use it on him!
The only thing that would make it worse is if that rape horse showed up.
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>>83737382
You know what?
I'll be in my rape-proof, Absolutely Safe Capsule if you need me.
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>>83737458
But could it stop a kryptonian from cuming in?
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>>83737458
Just a second, Batman. I'll get that for you.
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>>83737456
It's a good thing I closed the connection between our world and Femto's behind him, then.
Maybe.
>>83737489
Well, it's Ultraman proof, otherwise I'd never get any of my consensual Superwoman sex in.
Are you stronger than yourself, Superman?
>>83737518
Alright now I'm concerned.
Roll em up.
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>>83737456
But, we are supposed to be rude.
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Vermin I killed the Autobots and fought the bear. It escaped and is still in the base.
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>>83737456
>>83737683
Containing me won't do you any good. There are currently three Batmen, Superman and the Gentry on the loose in the base, and all of them only have rape on their minds. Once they get outside, no one from any universe is safe.
And to think all I had to do was ask the Commissioner over and over why Batman can't just kill the Joker. He's a demented pervert, it was only a matter of time before he brought it down to rape, then only further until Owlman would get himself involved.
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>>83737804
Myeh what's going on in here? I just got here and there's a rape war is going on!
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>>83737892
(forgot picture)
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>>83737804
For the record, me and Batman looked into the abyss, and when it looked back, Batman raped and I didn't. I'm just not that kind of guy.
Even if Superwoman is one "Shazam" away from a statutory.
But at least I'm monogamous.
I don't need any help getting up after that break-in, by the way.
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>>83737936
Nooo we have losst other villain to this war!
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>>83737658
Yeah, but not to other villains.
Also, I think there's something in the guidebook about keeping the Legion base theme-free to prevent people's phobias from kicking in.
>>83737683
Thank goodness I keep all of my dangerous shit in my base.
>>83737804
Hey! You see this here? I got in my possession after having one of my girls swipe it from that old wizard!
And guess what? It's sitting next to a drum full ofhoneyright now.
>>83737906
>>83737892
Three Batmen from three different universes and The Gentry are going on a rape spree whilst an animated stuffed bear is assisting them in any way he can after he convinced the Batmens' hander to give them the order.
You might want to wear a buttplug and/or one of them rape-preventing condoms.
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>>83738015
Well I just got here but I want nothing to do with this.
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>>83737965
>Here lies Owlman-6
>He never scored
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>>83738015
Leave the honey. My work here is done. The Gentry and the Batmen's hunger won't be sated by everyone in this base alone and they'll breach the exit and wreak havoc on the multiverse soon enough. It's already in motion. I'm going home.
Ta ta for now. Hope you all brought protection.
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>>83738046
Atleasst he died trying to sssave usss.
also
> RIP Clock King
> raped to death
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>>83738038
Just have a tin can full of nickels on-hand, the Batmen and the bear fear the noise it creates when you shake it and The Gentry reacts in the same way when it's not shaken.
>>83738113
>I'm going home.
How the hell are you gonna do that when I have your only way back and when I can easily destroy said way back with what's in the drum next to the one containing said honey?
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>>83738197
I'm going to stick my dick in that book.
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>>83738197
Thank you Creature.I'll shall be outside making a potion of no raping.
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>>83738197
Well, like Owlman said. None of this matters.
Give me the book.
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>>83738230
You're not going anywhere! Not till I'm finished with you.
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>>83738251
>>83738197
No, give me the book so I can cut a dick hole in it!
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>>83738268
Myeh! Unhand me foolish man! Beast Man help me!
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>>83736055
O shit it's that swimmer guy
Waddup
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>>83738251
>>83738295
Well, seems we have a problem. One of my girls dropped it into the drum that must NEVER be opened unless the situation called for it.
Oh well, at least the true evil contained in that book is forever lost to time and space.
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>>83738297
He wont be able to help you. No on will be able to give back what I'm about to take away.
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>>83738344
To late! I have the potion and i'm drinking it now while shake the can full of nickles.
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>>83738341
You FOOL. Do REALLY think that will stop me fro-
>>83738360
Wh-what the fuck is that sound?
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>>83738360
It would. If I hadn't swapped out the potion for a bottle of my own cum.
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>>83738392
Nooo you have defeated me!
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>>83738390
I knew that would work!
...Uh oh, I left that call to my base on.
I think it's time to push that lockdown button again.'cause Spunky's on the loose again. He hates the sound of nickels being shaken in a tin can.
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>>83738485
Whatever that noise was, I'm not dealing with it! I'm outta here!
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>>83738485
Do it, ghost creature we need to stop all of them
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PA: Warning! Warning! A horny War Grok has been detected emerging from the foyer warp pad, all villains report to you quarters for lockdown or remote-warp to your home bases.
PA: The War Grok has been identified as "Spunky". Owned by >>83738485 and managed by his escort Gems. No criminal charges will be filed as this individual is a Legion member, but damages will be logged and added to next month's membership fees.
PA: Also, a stuffed bear and three Batmen have been detected in the western hall going towards the foyer. It was nice knowing them.
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Well that's just great, I can't even fit through the damn exit... Wait....
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>>83738627
What if they essscape and get in our quatersss?
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>>83738670
,,,oh shit....
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>>83738687
FUCK! CURSE IT A- bother, at LEAST go one at a time, you ingrates
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>>83738670
>>83738687
>Proceeds to rape all three Batmen and Pooh.
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>>83738687
Bruces, please! Winnie the Pooh may be a criminal, but he doesn't deserve this! Your sperm is needed for more vicious terrorists.
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>>83738737
Great work Earth germs, But we still lost Owlman And Clock King to the rape war.
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>>83738816
Eh, they'll be back. Death is cheap in Earth/co/ anyway.
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>>83738851
You hasss a point but will the batman come back too?
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>>83738878
With luck if he does he won't remain a rape crazed sex monster. A RETCON IS IN ORDER!
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>>83738851
Blue creature how is your ass after the Dover Boys got a hold of you?
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As you all know I am out of the running. I'm here to apply for membership.
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>>83738925
TORN ASUNDER I assure you...
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Sir, I just came to report that everything's fine back at the base. Some Gems were damaged, but it's nothing we can't hea-
Well, I can see Spunky's gotten over his need to breed. I'll send some Gems over to extract him and put him into an alternate enclosure.
>>83738816
>A War Grok
>Earth germs
War Grok's are actually native to the Polaris Galaxy, but I can see where you got confused. There are way too many similarities between them, Blargian Snagglebeasts, and Earth gorillas.
>>83738851
Exactly, they just have to pay off the reaper or cite otherworldly physics and they'll be back in the future.
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>>83738956
Miserable traitor you only what you owner told you. I was speaking to the Owner of the War Grok.
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>>83738851
>
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>>83738935
Aaaaw, come on. If you let me join, I promise you all won't regret it.
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>>83739010
How did you come back to life? What magic did you usssse.
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>>83739002
Alright, I think you've made your point. If anyone's going to punish my girls it's going to be me.
>>83738956
Good, but next don't blurt out shit like you did to Shockwave. Don't insult my, or any other Legion members for that matter, intelligence.
As for your punishment, you're working the mines tonight after you make sure Spunky is in his pen.
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>>83739133
Excuse me. Who should I speak to so I can become a member?
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>>83739133
Alright I will not mess them anymore but could I join your Legion? The Autobots and Decepticon are destroyed and I have no where else to go. I will give you full control of Cybertron.
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>>83739165
Nigga, my textbook was all about how Clinton and the boring one thought you were shit. No deal.
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>>83739270
Darn them!
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>>83739316
Looks like I won't even able to join the Legion of Doom either.
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>>83739071
Ted is a mess.
Ted is a waste.
Ted is a big fat mistake.
Ted Cruz is the weakest person by far.
He is so weak...it's laughable.
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>>83739331
In our timeline, we dealt with the Cruz Cloning Conundrum with utmost decimation.
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>>83739214
>>83739270
How about me can I join?
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I found this button I wonder what it does?
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I found out it blows up the legion's base.
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>>83739830
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>>83739793
>>83739830
>>83739837
[It doesn't rattle intensifies]
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>>83739853
What isss going to happen now?
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>>83739880
Now? We get the hell out of here!
>Insta-Teleports out
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>>83732606
i remember this shit, good shit
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I got the pizza.
What the hell's going on with all the alarms?
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