/doa/ general

reminder reagan was the devil

>Someone accuses Willis of editing strips to make Mary worse.
>Willis bans them and ensures he has last word.

Does he realize this behavior supports the idea he edits thing?

>>83722559
Wait, christians support Reagan? What is the connection?

>>83722991

>Someone accuses Willis of editing strips to make Mary worse.

what? it's not reality tv, he's setting up this stuff for her to look in the wrong for jokes and what not.

>>83723054

I've not done much reading yet on his campaign/administration but I'm pretty sure it was under Reagan when the US republicans got entangled with the evangelical community.

>>83723133
The common theory is after Willis had to deal with people sympathizing with Mary way back in January, he's gon back and edited her dialog to make her worse despite swearing up and down he'd never do that.

>>83723133
Retconing a character to look more incorrect is always a cheap too. It means you're not willing to stand behind your writing

And yes there's a difference between changing a typo and changing a line of dialog.

>>83723163

ooooooooooooh, retroactively editing. i got ya. that's fucked up.

i mean inserting new flashbacks to show her being shitty is hack but like you're trying!! don't change your archives like that

>>83722559
>Feminist = "We can do it" poster
>Religious Conservative = "more of him less me" shirt

It's like scalie schoolie humor, but unintentionall

>>83722559
>Those anime drawings.

I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand my main problem with Mary is that she has been too sympathetic to be a convincing villian. On the other hand this is so heavy handed it hurts.

>>83722559
>I don't like this candidate for having the hypocrisy to claim the title "family values candidate" without actually having her own family
>But you like Ronald Reagan and he was divorced!
People like Willis believe this sort of thing is a good counter-argument

>>83723551
You will never see Mary draw kawaii Reagon

>>83722559
why does Mary's bad anime drawings look more appealing than Willis' actual drawing style?

>>83722591
This, Reagan was a selfish man, who knowingly stayed in office as his mental abilities began deteriorating, and engaged in many illegal and immoral plots from contra cartels to blowing money of Star Wars.

>>83723198
>>83723163
We got any proof of this? Or do you mean he's editing within his buffer so we never saw the oriignals?

>>83724222
Cause they don't have those shitty beady eyes .

>>83722591
We got Jem because of him, Reagen is GOD.

>>83724829
He banned someone for suggesting it. If he had nothing to hide why not just laugh it off?

>>83724076

Reagan was again the one who swept in evangelical and conservatives into the same tent

>>83724238

I don't like bringing up the possiblities of his mental deterioration just because there's more worse stuff and I dunno how proven it was that his mental state was not at 100%

>>83724829

>editing within his buffer

honestly i just consider that rewriting/revising

>>83722559
Just pointing out that the argument is not "she is into family values" or how relevant that is to her, but that Robin is a fraud.

It's not really equivalent with Ronald Reagan since he never made such claims.

And I almost got banned for making an Assigned Male general.

>>83725051
>honestly i just consider that rewriting/revising
That's fine, but anytime someone suggests he edited Mary's dialog to ensure that she is more unlikable than sympathetic, he throws a hissy fit. so it's fun to do.

>>83722559
>those adorable drawings
Mary obviously has plenty of joy in her life but we only ever see her angry. I want to see Mary smile. Also this means she wants to get married young, can she get more perfect?

>>83725010
Because he's a thin-skinned sperg faggot who interprets any criticism, constructive or otherwise, as an attack on his person from literal agents of evil and the patriarchy.

>>83725960
>literal agents of evil and the patriarchy.
I wish I had gotten a badge when I joined up.

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>>83722591

Why doesn't Roz just rape Mary?

>>83726048
Because my dick would explode.

>>83726155
Ooh, what if it becomes hentai rape?
>No, Roz, no!
>But Mary, you're already so wet. And what's this under your mattress? A crucifix dildo?!
Three pages later:
>OH GOD, YES, ROZ! FUCK MY VIRGIN WOMB IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!

>>83726442
Hentai rape is the only thing that Mary knows and expects. Roz is nonplussed.

>>83726066
Is this an edit? Because if not, holy shit, is the artist on suicide watch? I mean, AM is clearly the product of someone who's lost touch with consensus reality, but this is...beyond that.

>>83726654
If that's an edit, that's incredibly fucking tame compared to the actual comic

>>83722591
How?
The Anti-Christ is the son of the devil and Obama's not white enough to be Reagan's son.

>>83726654
Getting TRIGGERED over the "small things" (read: imaginary, meaningless "microaggressions") to the point of considering suicide is something I'd expect from the author tb'h.

>>83725722

>spoiler

well hell why didn't ya just tell me that

>>83722591

>open-borders immigration
>free trade
>supporting the "MUH ISRAEL PROPHECY" evangelicals

Even /pol/ agrees!

Is everyone just going to talk about Reagan now?

>>83726951
Most of AM is about the hugbox not being enough of a hugbox, therefore the artist is compelled to complain at you for not being inclusive enough. The impression I get is that the artist thinks this will change something, which is at odds with being suicidally depressed about how nothing will ever change.

Of course I don't pretend to understand the "thought" process that goes into any of this shit.

>>83728164

welcome to /doag/, where we hold academic conversations to properly gauge how wrong willis is.

>>83722559
>sarcastic statement about liking reagan
>getting genuinely upset in the next panel

uwot

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>>83722991
Having the Last Word is one of the perks of being an online personality. Helps to have a personal army to back you up too.

>>83723214

Do you think they have a tape line on the floor and walls to cut off the feminist and conservative sides of the room?

>>83728559
only cool liberals can use sarcasm in doa
conservatards can only speak stupidly or hatefully

>>83728559
There was no sarcastic statement about liking Reagan.

>>83726951
The author just need to trade those micro-aggressions for a macro-aggression against those that wrong them.

>>83728723
maybe it got lost in translationto me

"what monster isn't?" wouldn't imply only monsters like reagan

>>83728339
The strip gets extra weird when the main character encounters other LBGT kids that aren't as obsessed over The Issues as her, and she flips out that they Just Don't Get It.

Like how the boy who dresses as a girl but still a boy threatens her existence on an intrinsic level.

>>83728791
It actually means the opposite. She's saying only a horrible monster wouldn't love Reagan. He's kind of a saint in the eyes of some people.

I hate to agree with Willis but Regan was kinda bad, not because of Reganomics though. Regan just had a kinda shitty foreign policy. I'm pretty sure the only reason he's remembered as fondly as he is is because a pedophile shot him to impress Jodie Foster. Kinda like JFK who honestly did a lot more dead than he ever did when he was a live.

>>83728976
There's no problem with agreeing on this point. Reagan was really, really shitty. He may only be the second-place worst when compared to Woodrow Wilson, but he's definitely in the running for awful Presidents.

>>83728804

Over/under on AM addressing the Muslim question?

>>83729284

I agree, but I also think Nixon was one of the best if not just because of Henry Kissinger and the Miracle of Chile, so we're probably playing on different standards.

>>83729284
>Woodrow Wilson
>worst of all time
James Buchanan would like a word with you.

>>83731106

James Buchanan gets too much hate, IMO. Yes, he made some bad decisions WRT sitting on the north/south divide and hoping it would blow over, but my guess is that he was worried that any sort or action on his part would lead to what wound up happening anyway. He erred on the side of caution, and even if we condemn him in hindsight, it would be hard to fault him at the time.

>>83731195
You know he was gay, right?
Anyone so deluded as to think Buchanan was on the right side of things has to be a homophobe. Prove me wrong.

>>83731408

Eh, there's not really any solid evidence for that, and I've obviously never met the man, so my gay-dar probably wouldn't be any use. Obviously yes we dislike Buchanan now thanks to hindsight, but I'm just pointing out that he was in a difficult situation and did what he could. Same with Neville Chamberlain, really.

>>83728687
Nah, it would be too obvious (one half of the room is painted pink and the other with the colors of the flag)

isn't Reagan remembered well because he was in charge during the 80s
Capitalism became Americas new religion
Communism started falling
The boner for America reached its peak since WW2

A-Are we reliving the 80s?

>its an Obama is a modern day Reagan episode

WHY the fuck does the White House keep recycling plots

>>83731925
Nah
I'd say post recession America is basically 70s 2.0

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>>83722559
what anime would fundamentalist christians like?

>>83731929
But Obama was actually decent

>>83732045
NGE?

>>83732045
Trigun

Slightly off topic, but anyone seen Good Carla's twitter today?

She's on fire. She really is the anti-Willis.

>>83732070
What I don't understand about America is that they voted overwhelmingly for Obama in the prez elections
But they voted overwhelmingly for the other party in the representative elections

Why?

>>83732148
>Good Carla
who?

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>>83722559
>tfw Reagan is polarizing now but liked very much during his presidency even getting democratic support

Funny how the times change

>>83732212
America is like a sewer. There's a thousand layers, and all of them are shit.

>>83732212
gotta keep things interesting

>>83732212
It makes a lot more sense when you think about states and how the electoral college works.

There are more people in bigger, democratic states, but there are a lot of little Republican ones. The little Republican states get their representation in congress and shit, when they elect their representative for that singular state.

But when it comes strictly to national elections, they're drowned out by the bigger, more populated states. Which makes sense because they're more populated.

so Mary is officially the main character after nao right?

>>83732374
What I never liked is the ellocation of electoral college votes
If 50.1% of a state votes for a candidate they get all the electoral votes
It should be proportional

>>83732257
It's almost entirely because 1. We didn't know or understand all the bad shit the dude was doing and 2. We didn't know what the longterm ramifications of some of the shit he did would be
It's the same with all presidents that do a lot of stuff

>>83732109
Wasn't Trigun made by a Catholic though?

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>>83732376
don't kid yourself

>>83732045
Pokeymans

>>83732495
oops.

>>83731106
I personally pull for either Andrew Jackson or Andrew Johnson as The Worst. I know someone IRL who pulls for Carter of all fucking people,

>>83732045
Samurai Champloo?

>>83732521
Nope. They hate it because of evolution.

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>>83732045
Super Book

>>83722559
Martin Luther King Jr had so many affairs his wife stopped fighting it

Guess we should fire up segregation again!

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In September Willis is finally going to drive the final nail into the coffin. In 3 months, Sal's mom will be proven to be a complete racist who hates black people, and that everything that Sal has done throughout her life is all because of her racist mother.

This is the end.

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Patreanon here, sorry but here's today strip, and then I'll drop tomorrow's in like a hour and a half.

>>83733316
Joyce is the single, shining light in this desolate camp of straw.

>>83733316
Yeah, if this comic became Joyce/Joe, Mary/Carla, and Sal/Marcie while Amber, Becky, and Roz went away forever I'd be 110% into that.

>>83733395
Willis actually mentioned long ago that Joe and Joyce had the best chemistry in roomies so I really hope he does more with them. Then maybe it can be the corn in the lump of shit of a comic.

>>83732148

I got hellbanned from twitter back in my hardcore /pol/ days, but I'm seeing the fallout on tumblr and I can't stop laughing. She actually knows what she's talking about WRT islam, and the meltdowns of people going "BUT THAT'S ISLAMOPHOBIA" is hilarious.

>>83732255

Natalie Mars, a trans porn star/streamer. She resembles Carla, but is generally a nice, friendly person.

>tfw /co/ will never commission a Mary/Carla porn parody featuring her.

>>83732899

>Andrew "fuck the banks, fuck the supreme court, fuck federal overreach, and fuck the planters" Jackson
>the worst

u fucking wot m8

>>83733814
Who'd play Mary?

>>83733860

Someone link good carla to this thread and ask her, IDK.

>>83733963
Oh God, I just imagined Natalie Mars reading up on DoA!Carla and calling Willis out on all his bullshit. The meltdown would be GLORIOUS.

>>83734030
But if Natalie Mars said that she liked it then it would just ruin Natelie Mars for me.

>>83734107
Browse her twitter. I don't think she'd fall in line behind Willis' way of thinking.

>>83732579
The Japanese can be Catholics?

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>>83734165
sort of

>>83732045
>what anime would fundamentalist christians like?
Aparently, Azumanga Daioh and DBZ: http://www.christiananime.net/reviews/caareviews.php

>>83734384
>Azumanga Daioh
Well, it did have Raspberry Heaven and all that. So that's believable.

>DBZ
This one confuses me.

>>83734252
Jesus Christ is believed to be dead, and he must let the world believe that he is dead until he can control the raging spirit within

>>83734252
>>83734252
>>83734252
lol wut

sounds rad tho

>>83726951
Looks like it was drawn today, and considering what just happened in Orlando, I honestly can't blame the artist for feeling like that.

All those hypocritical conservatives am I right audience?

>>83734384
>Monster
>Gundam 0080
>Now and Then, Here and There
>Planetes
Huh. Christians have surprisingly good taste in anime.

>>83735132
Oh. That. Well in that case I get it.

>>83733316

That was actually cute.

http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/44925990876/whats-your-opinion-of-danny-your-comments-on-the

>Danny = Willis' past that he no longer identifies with
>Joyce = Willis' sexual and religious insecurities
>Ethan = Willis' fandom interactions
>Amber = Willis' frustrations and rage
>Dina = Willis' inabilities to understand human interactions
>Walky = Willis' childish tendencies
>Ruth (and Billis?) = Willis' self-destruction and depression
>Mike = Willis' repressed thoughts and comments
>Dorothy = Willis' ideal self he wishes to become

What other characters are there?

>>83725960
Yeah I mean he is this too. Does anybody actually have proof he edited? i've gone back a few times and I never saw anything that seemed to look different.

>>83735773
When they say edited they mean in his buffer of strips.

>>83735658
Robin/Roz/Malaya/Carla = Willis' need to be as annoying as possible and call you a terrible person for getting annoyed

>>83726066

>every day is a constant war against body and mind
>the world is hostile to your existence
>being becomes dangerous for you

It's called fucking life, deal with it sissy.

>>83735812
Don't forget Becky.

>>83732212
There are a bunch of reasons, like gerrymandering, off years, the Tea Party...
But the biggest thing is just: America is fucking huge, and the cities have enough weight to swing presidential electios but not congressional ones

>>83735658
Mary = Willis' reality self

>>83735825
>Worst mass shooting in US history aimed specifically against LGBT people
>With a second potential mass shooting having been barely averted against the LA Pride Parade
>"lol get over it"

>>83735658
>Billis
Whoops.

>>83735812
Nah, I'm assuming it's one character per trait. That's why I questioned Ruth and Bliie collectively representing one trait.

>>83735838
I see Mary more representative of Willis' religious upbringing and indoctrination.

>>83733316
*searches census male names list for something i haven't named either a character or my own children* trrrriiisstannn...?

What exactly does she need help with though?

>>83735870

Oh that comic was recent? Didn't know it was still going, to be quite honest.

Regardless, save your breath.

>>83735947
>Regardless, save your breath.
What are you, an English lord?
I'm sure your "above it all when talking about shit I don't know about" attitude would be better appreciated in /pol/.

>>83735996
nice b8 m8, but there's a difference between grieving for fifty men and women and whinging over mean words

>>83735996

Calm your dick, lass.

If it makes you feel better, I felt sorry for the victims for a bit. It's just that I realized, as homosexuals, they were mentally unbalanced and were probably all about to kill themselves anyway.

I imagine all the flags will be half-mast tomorrow over this "national tragedy".

>>83736049
Right, the first thing is what the comic's reacting to and the second thing is the small part of the larger context you've chosen to zoom in on for the purposes of shitposting.

Here's your participation trophy for engaging in an obligatory circlejerk.

>>83736112
i am thoroughly chided and chastised. feel free to go off and celebrate

>>83736157

I think I will, I know this great club down in Miami...

>>83736195
got a finger on the pulse of the community? that's a good way to find quality hangouts

>>83736257

Yeah, I think I'll go there and have a few shots

that trans lady's twitter made me ill. i appreciate she tried to make it condemnation of all Abrahamic religion extremists and not just one but didn't work.

now back to her basically not existing to me

>>83736300
hit the floor and just kill it for me

>>83736368

Will do, bro, I can tell I'm gonna have a blast

>>83736425
if you're partying in orlando, that's automatic

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Sorry, fell asleep.

>>83736469
Thanks Patreanon!

>>83736469
Willis needs to do what Andrew Hussie did and include typing quirks for characters. Not so much to give them visual flavor, but rather because as it is, it seems as if the characters are just talking out loud. There's nothing to imply that they're texting, like shorthand and abbreviations.

They're teens; they shouldn't necessarily have perfect punctuation.

>>83736469
So you pay willis to see the strips a day early?

>>83733316
I laughed.

You win this time, Willis.

>>83736469
Joe is GOAT bro.

Can't wait to see how Becky fucks this up.

>>83736469
She cussed in front of her mom, she's gonna get wrecked. Carol is gonna get the pastor to lay on all sorts (!) of hands to drive the demons out.

>>83736858
The worst part it's been like, a week, and she's already become a completely different person

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>>83734531
Everyone loves DBZ.

>>83736875
Sad, isn't it?
That's what happens when you hang out with redheaded lesbians, I suppose.

>>83736469

Joe reminds me of myself and that makes me a bit more than uncomfortable

>>83737119
Take it as a compliment. Joe's one of the sanest, most drama-free members of the cast.

>>83737119
I hope you get your eye whites back.

>>83734384
>Azumanga Daioh
Now that is some fantastic taste.

>>83732899
Carter was the worst, you mongoloid.

>>83736650
From what I've heard, you "pledge" at the beginning of the month and rescind before the end of the month, when the charge would actually happen. Something like that.

>>83736649
>Willis needs to do what Andrew Hussie did and include typing quirks for characters
ii )(iig)(ly d0u8t t$(ii2 ww0uld m4k3 )(ii2 c)(4r4ct3r2 m0re t0l3r48l3... HoNk :o). it was actually painful for me to write like that

>>83736469
Wait why was Becky getting dressed in front of Joyce's mom? Whose bedroom is that?

>>83739529
She probably doesn't have any "good clothes" to wear to church, so Carol offered her a dress to try on. The room is Joshua's old room where Becky is sleeping.

>>83736914
Dammit, now I can't not read them in DBZA voices.
Their Vegeta is just too perfect.

>>83737119
You're a Jew?

>>83739529
>Wait why was Becky getting dressed in front of Joyce's mom?
Because Mrs Brown insisted on it.

>>83724238

I see people are still letting a biased media tell them what to think.

>>83740436
And the truth would be?

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>>83740375
>Because Mrs Brown insisted on it.
That lewd old woman.

>>83722591

Well, if you're a Leftist, of course he is.

>>83735132

What just happened in Orlando? Gotta be good if mental abberants are gonna get nihilistic over it

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>>83726066

>>83740509
A gay nightclub got shot up, over 50 died and more were injured. Plus the shooter was an IS sympathizer.

>>83725505
Sometimes these threads get moved to the trash, sometimes they don't. I recall whoever's pimping this shit whining on /q/.

>>83731909
This thread will go to /pol/ in a handbasket if we push too hard, but yes. Foreign policy, specifically confronting the USSR without nuclear war is the absolute highest profile thing he did.

>>83731925
Depends on if Trump gets elected, or Hillary goes full Reagan against America's enemies.

>>83734165
They will sometimes have exactly one designated catholic in Japanese TV shows, but it's not usually noticed by your average viewer.

>>83736087
>I imagine all the flags will be half-mast tomorrow over this "national tragedy".

Except mine. Not even viagra could make me any more at full mast

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>>83740449

You can't handle the truth.

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>>83740658

Watch Obama try to play down the ISIS angle

>>83722559

Wait, aren't protestants fine with divorce?

>>83736087
>It's just that I realized, as homosexuals, they were mentally unbalanced and were probably all about to kill themselves anyway.
Shouldn't you be busy fasting, muhammad?

>>83733316

Oh, that was funny.

>>83741216
Probably depends on the denomination, but in general Christians are unhappy with divorces.

>>83733395
Joe/Joyce is 100% confirmed if Joe comes to pick Joyce and That Becky up after the church service turns into a disaster.

>>83741430
Well, until they need one, anyway.

>>83741216
Jesus is actually pretty hard on divorce. Catholics are "one marriage per lifetime", which is way more hardcore than the protestants, but they're still big on keeping shit together.

>>83742357

However, he will still forgive you.

>>83738133
Nothing can make most of Willis' characters tolerable.
I just mean that it would give them one more layer of development than they currently have. Maybe Joyce can be a character who texts in complete sentences, but Joe generally responds with less finesse and fewer letters.

>>83742630
You know, as a Christian I'm a bit miffed about taking God's forgiveness for granted.
At least Catholics have the entire ceremony with the priest present and he may decide not to grant you the cleansing, he's the one potentially exposing himself to God's wrath. But with protestants it's a prayer and "we cool, God, right?"
It just sounds disingenuous.
What if God decides that it's not cool?

>>83742769
They will never fucking know because god can't or just doesn't talk.

>>83742769
>>83742923

"What if God decides that it's not cool?"
"Well then God should fucking say something."

/co/ - Applied Theology

>>83742769
>What if God decides that it's not cool?

According to them, God is the kind of God who will never decide it's not cool as long as you completely and honestly repent, from the bottom of your heart.

And if you don't, you'll end up in hell.

>>83741216
As an ex-protestant: no, not at all.

Not like you're ex-communicated or something. It's just like most sins: it's wrong, but it happens.

>>83734384
I'm a little disipointed that they don't even mention Wolfwood when they review Trigun. The show has an honest to goodness Christian priest as one of the main characters, who runs an orphanage for small children, and whose last moments were a confession given in a church, and he doesn't even get a shout out on a christian review site.

>>83722559
Her parents aren't divorced, they're marriage was annulled meaning it was never a true marriage in gods eyes, meaning they had two kids out of wedlock. Get your insults straight Willis.

http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/145838211072/joyeuse-noelle-itswalky-there-is

Even Willis is getting in on the editing fun!

>>83742769
At this point who cares, people only follow the parts that are convenient for them and make up parts if there isn't something they need in there. Like using the tale of Onan to be an anti-masturbatory tale.

>>83740365

I used to think I wasn't, but I've been shilling for the Green Party like a motherfucker in order to produce a Hillary-sinking Nader Effect, plus my sideburns risk turning into sidelocks. I'm also getting more and more stingy with my limited cash supply, so that's another cause for concern.

Shit, I should probably get a 23 and me done to find out if I'll ever be able to nut in Tila Tequila after all.

>>83742995
It's actually a pretty good argument. Even if you don't bring up direct conversation, other forms of communication would do.

An all-powerful, all-knowing God would know precisely what has to happen in order for any given person to truly believe in him, and has the capacity to make that happen without interfering with free will. A perfectly benevolent God would include all this in their plan if they didn't want people to go to Hell (or, alternatively, they just wouldn't have a Hell).

>>83743718
So you're supporting the Donald, but not as a legitimate thing but because you'd rather burn the establishment down to the ground than try to work within in?

Fuck off Makishima Shogo

>>83743685
>This is totally babies

what the fuck does that mean?

>>83743881
a cringey forced meme Willis made years ago in Shortpacked

>>83743876

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B. The spite and desire to destroy the shitty neocon GOP establishment was what attracted me to him, but after seeing his proposals I'm actually now onboard the trump train 100%, zero irony left.

>>83743871
Oh, I'm not disputing it at all. I just find it humorous.

>>83743881
It means, "Fuck you, I'm an e-celeb and get to talk like an honest to god retard and have people fawn over me anyway."

>>83743876
Voting against folks is every bit as valid as voting for folks, cunt. Welcome to dealing with any election ever.

>>83743905
What flavor was the Kool-aid?

The Republican response to Trump's candidacy has been the best part of all this primary bullshit.

>>83736469
Holy shit, how does he fuck up with the vast majority of his character, yet manage to make Joe so goddamn based?

>actually supporting Trump

He's literally a conman.

He has sustained himself by destroying businesses. It is very obviously his intention to crash this USA with no survivors, and to jump ship with as much power and wealth as he can get away with.

>>83744043
>liberals actually believe this
lol
But no, regale me about how great Hillary is.

>>83744060
I don't really like Hillary or agree with many of her policies. But she's by far the more competent politician, and she's not a sleazy con-artist.

>>83744078
>she's not a sleazy con-artist.

Fucking hell mate you got a giggle, but really now.

>>83744078
>and she's not a sleazy con-artist.
Oh my god, you can't make this shit up

>>83744078
>she's not a sleazy con-artist.
Want's to start war for profit.
Publicly revealed as corrupt from evidence she tried to delete.
Literally a criminal, she was just given immunity by Obama during the election.

>>83743685
>anonymous@gmail
>Jimothy Russel

Props to that guy for snagging the email.

>>83744043
Trump's incompetent and sleazy but he's not trying to crash the USA. He wouldn't even have the power to do that. If Trump becomes president he'll probably get nothing done in the end since the GOP and the DNC don't really like him.

>>83743891
>>83743946
but what is he trying to say? "This is totally a bunch of creatures who can only scream and shit themselves"... OH i get now! BRAVO WILLIS, that's fantastic, i'm not even being sarcastic!

>>83726829
Obama is literally a mulatto, and not an especially dark one.

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>>83736469
>You're going to be in church right? Is that a safe place?
>It's the safest place I can imagine.
Willis sucks at being subtle about foreshadowing.

The sermon at the Brown's church will be something either vaguely homophobic, encouraging the community to sympathize with Becky's dad, or something else that comes across as another Mary-esque strawman. Becky, being Becky, will say or do something quirky, inappropriate, and disruptive. Huge scene ensues Joyce either blows up at everyone in church or when they get back home and takes her first major steps on an arc where she becomes disillusioned with Christianity and her parents because we all know this is really about Willis venting about his fucking family issues.

>>83744462
The priest will incite the congregation to stone Becky by the city gates.

>>83744557
To be fair, Becky will probably have it coming after she storms the podium to announce yet again that she is a lesbian.

>>83744462
I hate that you're right. You can see Willis' "plot twists" coming from a month away.

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>>83741216
>Church of England was literally created so the King could get divorced again
>Also steal all the Catholic Church's land and wealth
Based fat bastard did a pretty good job of making sure we didn't end up like America.

>>83744462
That won't happen, it's too realistic.

Someone will get hit or shot or something. I dunno. Maybe there'll be an evil priest for Amazi-Girl to fight.

>>83743891
>>83743881

Initially his life was not babies at all, but now there is an excessive amount of baby.

>>83741213
The "self-radicalization" brand is pretty handy those in the news industry. They act surprised that someone, after being treated like garbage for 15+ years, would suddenly snap and go commando on everyone around them.

It's a process that ensures both sides get what they want: A perpetual culture war.

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>>83745030

>>83736469
I thought Joe was supposed to be a misogynistic pick up artist or some shit. Why is he such a decent guy in these strips?

>>83743974

No Kool-Aid was involved.

More of a soda drinker to be honest.

>>83744462
>yfw they're reading passages from Leviticus
>yfw Becky makes some lesbian related pun with such volume that it could drown out a jet plane taking off

>>83744462

According to his own twitter, (by the way, he's using the ((())) despite not being jewish) the story arc is named after a line from Komm Susser Todd, the song from End of Evangelion.

>>83747780
That's the point of people doing the (()) thing voluntarily to confuse people looking for Jews. Kinda like a Sparticus effect.

>>83747780
>he's using the ((())) despite not being jewish
I love this. It's like deciding the best way to help the Jews in Nazi Germany is to wear a yellow star yourself.

>>83747818
What the fuck is the (()) thing

>>83747839
Apparently Neo-Nazis made some chrome add-on where they could target jewish people by putting (()) around their name.

>>83747872
Well that's just retarded

>>83747901

well yeah it's something neo nazis came up with

>>83747901
Yeah I don't get it, and I get the slacktivist response even less. They could easily change the symbol that points out jews.

>>83747818

But the extension adds them on manually, so if you're looking for Jews you're just gonna see six parentheses instead of three, so it's fucking pointless.

>>83747839
>>83747872

Basically a /pol/ spinoff site's podcast has a running joke where jewish names are pronounced with an echo and in a really nasally voice. The goal is to highlight how overrepresented jews are in the media, business, and politics. Eventually the echo effect was added into text by putting paretheses around the name, like this: (((Stan Lieber)))

So one of the guys from their forums made a chrome/firefox addon that puts ((())) around the names of jews and jewish organizations automatically. It was on the chrome store for a while before the ADL caught wind of it and got it yanked, but the addon is still hosted on the creator's own private server.

TL;DR- /pol/ trolled the shit out of the jews again.

>>83746325
Because Willis seems to have a soft spot for him and he was popular in Its Walky and Shortpacked. As long as he doesn't change him for the whims of the SJWs, I'm happy.

>>83748292
It's a sign that maybe he can be saved.

>>83723133
>it was under Reagan when the US republicans got entangled with the evangelical community.

That was always the case, but Nixon had a policy "don't let the retards sit at the table" (loosely paraphrased) which meant don't give them actual jobs in government or directly shape policy.

>>83748584

another reason why Nixon is one of my favorite presidents

>>83747780
>>83747818
>>83747830
>((()))
What's this now?

>>83749841
Learn to read.
>>83747999

>>83744462
The sad part is, there's joke potential in having Becky unable to shut up in church, but it'll still be "rar christians r hateful"

>>83747999
Why did they put Jewish names in ooc chat brackets? Does /pol/ do erp too?

>>83749974
>ooc chat brackets
You thought that's what they were? No anon, when someone does that it means they're roleplaying a Jew who was "behind" that character.

>>83725051

Yeah, there's plenty to go after Reagan for without bringing up alzheimer's. That's just a dick move.

Iran-Contra, his administration's complete indifference to the AIDS crisis (the recordings of his press secretary laughing about it when reporters bring it up are chilling), the aforementioned courting of the evangelicals, continuing the southern strategy, demonization of the poor, etc...

I predict that people will notice Becky is back in town and, since Willis writes realistic people with realistic reactions to realistic situations, every churchgoer will give her shit for being a lesbian and putting her father in jail.

>>83750166

>continuing the southern strategy
>a bad thing

that's absolute horse shit. There's a whole block of disenfranchised, apathetic voters who lean towards conservative causes (limited government, state's rights) who felt that their party betrayed them. Why shouldn't the republicans tap into that?

>>83744462
Which makes no damn sense, because whenever this kind of shit goes down, any local group even vaguely connected with the asshole responsible go "Nope, nothing to do with us"

>>83750410

Unless it's islam in which case they go "yeah no, it was totally us, lol"

>>83750250

with the Southern Strategy it's throwing other citizens under the bus

>>83750410
making sense is irrelevant when you got POLITICS! to push

>>83750530

Not really? I mean so far the southern strategy hasn't lead to Jim Crow getting reinstated or anything equally insane.

>>83750455
Are you high?

>>83750776
I believe they were using what's known as "sarcasm".

Inability to identify sarcasm is a sign of autism, anon.

>>83750853
Sarcasm isn't just randomly saying wrong shit. You're communicating something using irony when you're being sarcastic.

There's no joke or anything, it's just an out of nowhere shitpost.

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>>83740453
>missionary
>no condoms
>7 times a night
Good lord woman

>>83734165
The reformation is starting to reach them, actually.

>>83742769
Being Christian is no longer socially advantageous, so nominal Christians are leaving the church.

>>83731106
Franklin Pierce beats them all if you ask me, but I think we can all agree that these guys were all unfit for office to some degree.

>>83732070
He's not the best or the worst. He's solid. It's just people's opinions of him that run to extremes.

>>83751861

ehh some where unfit and some fucked up. wilson shoulda been taken out of office once he had the first stroke

>>83732899
If anything, Jackson proves that being a big enough badass can negate any other failings you might possess.

What are the odds that the churchgoers will actually be reasonable and Becky will learn maybe she's going a bit overboard with 'hi guys i'm a lesbian'?

>>83744152
Worst case scenario. He gets elected, and either gets impeached, or fails to get himself re-elected after getting nothing done.

I don't want to see him elected, but these people acting like it would be the end of the world really need to take a step back and put things in perspective.

>>83752102
Many of them have either not voted before or only done so once, but then most people don't care enough to actually study what leaders have been effective in what settings; they mostly care about a few issues and look for policies that help them personally, either directly or idealistically. They'll agree with anything past that as long as it has justification, since few people actually peruse studies or historical events to scrutinize thosepolish.

tl;dr Everyone lacks perspective.

>>83752046
Very slim.

She'll storm the podium and loudly announce her lesbianism into the microphone, then somehow everyone gets mad at Joyce instead of Becky because Becky is too quirky for consequences.

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>>83752347
>few people actually peruse studies or historical events to scrutinize thosepolish
Yeah, if they looked hard enough they'd see everything is Poland's fault. EVERYTHING.

>>83744152
He does have enough power to seriously fuck over illegal immigrants, a lot of whom are only here right now because the Obama administration placed a low priority on deporting women/children/families/etc.... There's a lot more that Immigration and Customs Enforcement could be doing to catch illegals, which Obama is actively discouraging, and Trump says he will actively encourage, and neither one needed Congress' approval to do so.

But yeah, for most of us, Trump's reign will be just like Hillaries.

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>>83752540
>the non-Polish know

>>83752443
Huh, what a weird typo.

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>>83750530

>>throwing other citizens under the bus

Works for Obama and Hillary

>>83732070

Only if you were left-leaning and muslim.

This was a guy who sicced the IRS on groups that weren't on his side during the last election

>>83753297
Groups that were against him during the last election are by definition political, and should never have been tax exempt in the first place. Obama didn't sick the IRS on them it's the IRS's job to go after them.

>>83752674

>He does have enough power to seriously fuck over illegal immigrants, a lot of whom are only here right now because the Obama administration placed a low priority on deporting women/children/families/etc.... There's a lot more that Immigration and Customs Enforcement could be doing to catch illegals, which Obama is actively discouraging, and Trump says he will actively encourage, and neither one needed Congress' approval to do so.

And this is a bad thing how?

>>83753297

To be fair, he's actually been pretty good for FFLs too.

>>83740453
L-lewd.

Also, straight up, fuck people who have good handwriting, write distinguishable 7's, and still put that cross mark there anyway. That's reserved for cunts who have shitty unreadable handwriting!

>>83755639
...FFL? Fucked for Lifes?

>>83750250

The Southern Strategy targeted people who were disenfranchised by the Democrats when the Democrats killed segregation.

It was at first overtly and then implicitly targeting racists who pined for the good old days when you could beat a boy up for looking at a white woman. The use of it and its eventual watering down into the "states' rights" hooey Reagan famously spoke at that county fair stoked the fires of racism and inextricably tied racism to the long-term strategies of the GOP. It, along with an overemphasis on social issues, is what led to the crisis the modern Republican Party finds itself in: after decades of pandering to racists and preachers with promises they could not possibly deliver upon, they have an aging base and a lot of difficulty courting minorities.

Please understand I'm not saying every republican or conservative is a secret racist, but the GOP made a deal with the devil back in the day, and Atwater describes it well:

> You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.” By 1968 you can’t say “nigger”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced busing, states’ rights, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.… “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Nigger, nigger.”

>>83752102

He could do an incredible amount of damage with four years of judicial appointments and executive orders, dude, let's not kid ourselves.

Any LGBT person, hispanic, woman who needs reproductive health care, or, yeah, Muslim should quake in their boots at the prospect of a Trump presidency. Really, any GOP presidency. The party's at the brink of destruction and they're determined to do as much damage as they can before they flame out.

>>83752822
What?

>>83758085
Damn, but the propaganda and ideology is shit-thick with this one.

>>83758085
>Trump is a social conservative
When will this meme end? Not wanting illegals =! hating Hispanics. He's said he doesn't want to defund Planned Parenthood. He outright fucking said today that gays should not have to live in fear and was explicit in his support for LGBT communities. He's probably the most socially liberal Republican candidate ever.

The only group that perhaps should be concerned is Muslims, and hey, guess what, Muslims ARE social conservatives with a serious problem with radicals who DO hate women and gays.

>>83758327

He's running as a Republican and it's doubtful the Republicans will lose congress. He's also happily courted the votes of social conservatives. Do you really think he'll use the veto pen on any anti-LGBT, anti-abortion, anti-etc stuff the Right puts out? Why would he?

Given his list of SCOTUS justices was rubber-stamped by the Heritage Foundation, I am rightly terrified of any nominations he wants to make.

Frankly, the GOP could run a dog for president and I'd still be terrified of results. A friendly dog.

>>83758395
Funny. Because up until the Democrats ran Hillary, I would've said the same. Now I'm looking for any other fucking option that doesn't hate me explicitly.

>>83758426
If your main problem with Hillary is her faux-feminism/faux-black power schtick, you haven't been paying attention

He still sounds too much like Hitler to feel comfortable even as a nominee. hope to christ at least 51% of the country can get it together

>>83758494
>He fell for the Donald Trump meme

>>83758426
>He outright fucking said today that gays should not have to live in fear and was explicit in his support for LGBT communities.
It's cute you don't see anything wrong with stating this right after a tragedy.

>>83758490
It's more the absurdly pro-globalist and pro-business standpoints. What you mentioned was icing on the cake.

>>83758584
Well that's hardly anything new, although I suppose Hillary has pulled the curtain back a little bit

>>83758582
"Better the Devil I know" and then a bunch of baseless fear mongering... Jesus CHRIST I moved out of Louisiana to get right the fuck away from people exactly like you.

>>83758576
I don't see anything wrong with that. That's politics. He wants to win an election so he can have the power change things for (what he sees as) the better. The ends justify the means, that's been his entire campaign strategy and it's working.

The fact is he's backing socially liberal gays over socially conservative Muslims. And they fucking need standing up to because the SJW infested left are too pussy about saying anything negative about poor oppressed brown people and their communities to do it.

>>83758687
>He wants to win an election so he can have the power change things for (what he sees as) the better.
You're so naive. Trump doesn't care about enacting change. Have you looked at his past history? All he has accomplished is for two reasons: to see his name in giant letters, and to make money. He'll run you to the ground using your money like he did to his investors and workers in Atlantic City.

>>83758654

>baseless

Have you followed the GOP's actions for the past dozen or so years?

>>83758778

The no-fly list thing does tie into how much control we want FBI surveillance to have over our everyday lives, but it's pretty fucking fucked that the CDC can't look into gun violence the same way it can look into car deaths

>>83758778
More like the FBI just doesn't give a shit

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>>83759165
Yeah sure that's totally the reason.
>mfw fucking trump shills
>they do it FOR FREE

>>83758986
The NRA is extremely influential. It's inane.
There have been over a hundred mass murders in 2016 alone. Despite being called "the biggest mass murder in US history", this shooting is procedural no different from a great number of those other shootings. An insane or known bigot legally purchases firearms, with no way for authorities to intervene without knowing his exact specific plans, which he never needs to make because it just amounts to walking to any public place and pulling the trigger.

And I mean. Fuck. Who the hell needs an assault rifle? Mass murder is so easy with that shit. I mean clearly it is considering how often it happens.

>>83756493

Means Federal Firearms License, basically any registered gun dealer. I worked for one and he's talking about how now that FFLs have to supervise any private transaction, he's making fucking bank.

>>83758016

The GOP doesn't need minority outreach- minority turnout is shit, whites make up 60% of the population and an even larger portion of the electorate. If Trump gets in and starts with the deportations and entry bans, then the demographic problem is non-existent.

>>83758085

Did you just come in from the DoA comment sections, or is this just b8?

>>83758327

One of his mentors, Roy Cohn, was gay. Likewise, he's been adamant about the fact that Caitlyn Jenner could use whatever bathroom she wanted in Trump Tower.

>>83758395

That implies the right is going to push forward any anti-LGBT stuff on a federal level. Maybe they'll go for anti-abortion stuff and I have no problem with that because I dislike abortion, but the LGBT community is safe on a federal level.

>>83758582

What exactly is "Thing One" in your eyes?

>>83758962

Have you followed the last 12 months? The jesus freaks got BTFO and were forced to say "Well, maybe Trump isn't THAT sinful..." because they know they've lost control of the party on the macro level. They don't even have the support of their own party for the bathroom wars on the micro level either. Hell, when #cuckservative got big, it was primarily the evangelical crowd getting ass-blasted over it. Coincidentally, most of the #NeverTrump losers who aren't psychopathic warmongers are also evangelicals.

>>83758778

>Banning Muslim immigrants doesn't work on American nationals born twenty nine years ago, dumbfuck.

If that national travels to saudi arabia or the UAE or some other breeding ground for extremism (like the shooter did), a ban would keep him from coming back. The ban is primarily based on country of origin, not religion, if you saw his speech today, you'd know it.

>>83745030
Hey I recognize that. It's Hampton Court in the background.

>>83759297

While I mostly agree with you, "assault rifle" is kind of a meaningless term, isn't it? Any semi-automatic weapon you can put sights on with more than 12 rounds per clip could be considered an assault weapon, couldn't it?

>>83759297

>There have been over a hundred mass murders in 2016 alone.

Most of these are in the inner city area, where guns are already all but illegal. Not only that, but the critera and tracking of "mass shooting" has changed over the years, making the realistic tracking of these events much more difficult. For all we know, they could actually be in decline like most violent crime's been.

>An insane or known bigot legally purchases firearms, with no way for authorities to intervene without knowing his exact specific plans, which he never needs to make because it just amounts to walking to any public place and pulling the trigger.

If you intervene without concrete evidence that there's a plan to commit a crime, that's a serious violation of civil liberties- forget the NRA, the ACLU and all sorts of groups will be crawling up your asshole, especially if the perp is a Muslim. And there are measures in place to make sure certain people can't buy guns:

>Can't be schizophrenic or bipolar
>Can't be a convicted felon
>Can't be a non-citizen
>Can't be convicted of domestic abuse in any form

What further restrictions could you add?

>And I mean. Fuck. Who the hell needs an assault rifle? Mass murder is so easy with that shit. I mean clearly it is considering how often it happens.

Most mass shootings are generally carried out with handguns, which an AWB wouldn't cover. As for the AWB itself, it failed to prevent Columbine or any of the other mass shootings that happened during the decade it existed.

>>83759297
Except "mass murder" is usually done with handguns and people actually believe in Trump as a rejection of absolute bullshit coming from your side.

I'm a centrist. Hillary and Trump both fucking horrify me. But you, pretending you're innocent?

That fucking horrifies me way more, so fuck you down to the ground. You are the specific reason I'm increasingly tempted to vote Trump.

>>83759714
To be entirely fair, I'd add the restriction of private citizens trading firearms, because that's a gnarly fucking work-around that needs to be tracked. And I'm against handgun CCW permits but absolutely pro hunting rifle and automatic weapons rights, so I'm not sure what that makes me.

>>83759297
>Calling me a Trump shill because I disagree with you
Liberal pls
https://theintercept.com/2016/06/12/before-nightclub-shooting-fbi-pursued-questionable-florida-terror-suspects/

>>83759835

That already is, again, see >>83759432

It's now mandatory that you have an FFL to be a middle-man in your transaction. Also, prior to that, a bill of sale was mandatory, and you had to have it accessible at all times.

>>83753561
>>83755639

>>Our lord and saviour Obama can never do wrong.

All I want out of gun rights is for people to understand that the second amendment doesn't extend to businesses not allowing firearms in their facilities. It's like people forget that we reserve the right to refuse service, I don't even make the rules either I just get paid seven dollars an hour to check handbags before you go into your movie.

Honestly I think it's a bullshit rule that doesn't protect anyone since it's easy as shit to just use one of the fire exits to bring in guns, but I still gotta do my job.

>>83759297

>>He genuinely believes that gun murders will stop completely when you rescind all guns

>>83758832
>Trump doesn't care about enacting change.

Or so a biased media heavily invested in getting Hillary into he White House wants you to believe.

Gentlemen.

Could we move on to some OTHER area of sodomy?

>>83759297
The shooter was investigated by the FBI not once but twice, once in 2013 and again in 2014, the second time because of personal connections to a Muslim from the same Fort Pierce mosque who flew to Syria and killed himself in a suicide bombing for ISIS. Furthermore a former DHS agent claims that the DHS and FBI were actually blocked from investigating the mosque and it's members by the State Department while Clinton was Secretary because the Administration didn't want to look like it was "profiling" Islamic organizations.

>>83759908
Oh, I'm supposed to think that shit was ineffective because guns flowed fast and freely in the state I came from, at the same time the same culture which was already being beaten down by legislature they resented when I left it.

No thanks.These cunts turned into the American IRA and I ain't gonna defend their dumb cunt asses that don't respect property, let alone life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness..

>>83760654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

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>>83759714
>Most of these are in the inner city area, where guns are already all but illegal.

That's because the entire fucking country is saturated with guns. Who cares if they're illegal in Chicago, when you can buy/smuggle them elsewhere in Illinois, or various other surrounding states? The only way this problem is going to be solved is by taking out the guns all over the country, and good luck doing that. The US is fucked by this point.

>>83744462
Nah. The sermon will be totally fine. But the dude who tried to rape her will be there.

>>83762609

No, the inner cities are fucked. The rural and suburban areas are just fine, and there's no evidence short of demographic shifts that suggests those areas will be going downhill any time soon.

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>>83762703
oh shit that's right, he said he was a pastor's son didn't? what do you want to bet not only does he pop up again but his dad is super cool with him trying to rape girls and, worst of all, hates Becky? although i thought Puritans have preachers not pastors...

>>83763074
Don't worry folks, the guy's a Popular Local Sports Player, so it all works out.

>>83762862
Seconding. Dense urban areas don't have high levels of crime because the assholes can drive an hour in any direction and buy a gun at uncle Billy's gun store,(felons can't buy guns legally anyway),dense urban areas have high levels of crime because they have a higher concentration of people, and as such, a proportionally higher number of aforementioned assholes.

>>83763074
Didn't they have that guy arrested, or was Joyce glassing him the only repercussion?

>>83763318
Just the glass + bat. They've not been able to find him since.

>>83763318
He got glassed by Joyce and brained with a bat then stomped by Sarah. IIRC, Amazi-Girl interfering allowed him to get away.

>>83763415
>>83763377
The police couldn't find the guy after Joyce filed a criminal report with them?

>>83763453
what police report?

>>83763453
She voted to pretend the whole thing never happened. Too bad she has PTSD now and can't go anywhere by herself without having a panic attack and seeing him everywhere.

>>83763469
Joyce was drugged and assaulted and almost raped. Why on earth would you not file a police report?

>>83763453
>police
>Willis comic
These don't really go together. From rapist, to toedad, amazigirl, and breaking into Becky's house, they don't really do anything.

>>83763453
If no one knew who he was all they'd have to go by is a first name and description.

>>83763074
>Joyce says pastor's son tried to rape her.
>Mom doesn't believe her.

>>83763497
For one, she was sure her parents would pull her out of school. And she just wanted to NOT DEAL with it.

>>83763493
That's great for the next girl that fucker targets.

>>83763515
Unless he went by a security camera at some point while on campus.

>>83763541

The strip basically writes itself, doesn't it? I can see why Willis scrapped Shortpacked for a comic he can basically write in his sleep.

>>83763556
Considering what happened to him they really just needed to check a hospital. Dude took a baseball bat to the back of the head, the probable reason why no one has found him is because he died a little while later from a brain injury.

>>83763074
What the fuck is going on in the background?

>>83764121
holy shit, how did i miss that.
it's an edit, so i'm assuming it's not-canon for Mediocre-Girl to be there busting up the party

>>83764121
Amazi-Girl is kicking someone in panel one then in panel two she appears to being doing a forward flip while holding onto some of her off-panel victim's clothing.

>>83764136
No, she's there. She makes a big scene and accidentally allows the attempted rapist to get away like the idiot she is.

>>83763315

bullshit. Trunkloads of guns come into the south side of Chicago from Indiana every single day. Our gun laws would work a fuck of a lot better if ten gangbangers couldn't go to gun shows and bring in unlicensed blasters every fucking weekend.

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>>83763762

Can't be her pastor's son though since Joyce would have known him before this.

His dad will have to be a guest speaker.

It does interest me that he hasn't really posted any previews of the church trip.

This is July 3rd.

Judging by the two previews before it though, one of Joyce crying and another of her dad looking upset, I'm pretty sure her parents are getting a divorce soon.

The big question though is if her dad likes men.

>>83764157
no fucking shit. what the fuck is wrong with this comic?
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/mark/

>>83763497
For Joyce, it's because she was certain her parents would pull her from school. There's also plenty enough evidence of police treating rape victims like shit and/or pressuring them to drop the case so they don't have to deal with it (although a sheltered character like Joyce probably wouldn't think of that).

>>83764173
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0091743515001486

An actual study, with a pro-gun control bias, showed that only 2.9% of criminals who used a gun purchased the gun. Most are acquired through social contacts and family, who themselves commit a crime by giving those criminals firearms.

>>83764173
>le gunshow loophole meme

Dealers at gunshows are required to run background checks. Why is it you liberals pride yourselves on being smart and educated, but when it comes to firearms you are aggressively ignorant? Like it's not even that you don't know, you seem to actively avoid learning anything about them. Like the mere knowledge will irreversibly taint you in some way.

>>83763556
Normally, I can wrap my head around the police report thing but she was legit roofied. They'd do some bloodwork and have that much in the system. Now that he's got a scar, he's just got something to make girls feel pity for him and let their guard down. This nigga gonna go full Ted Bundy if he hasn't already.

>>83764601
Seriously, if you report right away then all you have to do is look for the dude with the fucked up face and get Joyce to positively ID him.

>>83764618
It's just that she didn't because of plot bullshit. Can't have Joyce leaving school even though no one's gone to fucking class in like a year.

>>83764654
>year
This happened in 2012

>>83764675
and it's only been a month in comic

>>83764675
>>83764963
They're home for thanksgiving, right? So assuming September 1st classes and mid-November Thanksgiving, 2 and a half months in-comic over the course of 6 years (~70 months) out of comic.

Assuming somebody started reading this at 18 years old, they will be 37 by the time Joyce finishes her first year of college (~8 months)

At the same pace, the same person will be 120 by the time Joyce graduates (~44 months).

>>83765074
it isn't even halloween yet. it has been exactly 29 days, with the latest comics reflecting the start of the thirtieth

>>83765074
It's not Thanksgiving, she just went home for the weekend. It's still September.

>>83752046
Oh, no, they'll be reasonable, but Becky will learn nothing from it, and they'll still somehow be the bad guys.

>>83765113
The fucked up time-line is the funniest part about DoA. All this shit is happening in no time at all.

>>83765074
http://www.ci-n.com/~jcampbel/doatimeline.html
according to this it's been about 5 weeks. actually now that i think about it, why is he even bothering with this decompression bullshit? just having time flow normally would make the "plot" and "character development" lot more believable. i know he wants to keep them freshmen for as long as possible, so why not just keep them freshmen forever and not worry about how many days are in a school year?

>>83765205
Because then you wind up in the situation of having four Christmases their first year of school and while that doesn't bother 99.9% of readers an autist like Willis would lose his fucking shit over it.

Hey dudes, should I pardoy the chapter Bechdel Test chapter? I'm skimming over it and it doesn't seem like anything important happens.

>>83765116
>>83765113
>>83765205
So it's even worse than that. Jesus Willis isn't going anywhere with this thing.

>>83765574
>Jesus Willis isn't going anywhere with this thing.
yeah that's pretty much what's happening
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/73591298741/why-shortpacked-is-ending
>And so I thought to myself, okay, what kind of story can I write effortlessly without having to put my nose in the Internet and spend thousands of dollars on toys that should be buying my kid food instead? WELL, COLLEGE, OBVIOUSLY. Take all my characters, reboot them, and just write them forever, because I know I can. It’s my wheelhouse. I can write that on autopilot, blindfolded.

>>83765302
something important does happen: Roz is told off and that's always satisfying

>>83765698
Wait, he stopped writing Shortpacked so he wouldn't have to keep up with Transformers anymore?

>>83765760
that was a lie, he gets like 3 transformers a week and always brags about it on Twitter

>>83765857
Willis' boyfriend is going to break up with him if he keeps that up.

>>83764364
Yes, and those people have guns because the entire country is saturated with guns.

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>>83765760
allegedly, considering that only 5% of Shortpacked strips required toy knowledge beyond "Optimus Prime is a truck". say what you will about his writing, he was more then capable of quickly giving all the info you needed to get the more obscure Transformers jokes.

>>83763074

Who is Mark?

>>83766434
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/mark
Joyce is the mark.