X-men Apocalypse

Speech! Speech! Speech!

>>83717155
When J Law isn't on screen, do the characters ask where is Mystique?

She looks like a penguin at the end scene.

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God that movie's makeup was so shit.

>>83717186
DOFP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QImBolnTVH8

CUE THE MUSIC!

>>83717186

J Law needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

I know we're all having a good time meming it up but JLaw didn't even come close to having as much screen time as I feared. She was just part of the ensemble as much as anyone else but got a bigger push in advertising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoVGylp4F-g

Singer knows how to keep BTS footage fun

>>83717155
>spends first movie learning to be proud of what she is
>spends second movie being assassin
>spends third movie being ashamed that everyone thinks she's a hero

You'd think it would be more in character for her to manipulate falling in to a positive public image to her advantage than to act ashamed about it

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ERIC! I know you want to destroy the World because of what happened to your family, but once you listen to my 30 second generic Hollywood counselor talk I guarantee you will come back to your senses. You can believe me, I'M A HERO!

>>83717186
They constantly talk about how much the wish they could meet The Hero

>>83717257
Underrated post

What if someone were to set up an X-Men like the following?

First Class
All of the Mystique scenes from DOFP up to the Accords meeting
X1, X2, X3
The Wolverine
The rest of DOFP Rogue Cut

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved mystique so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to mystique every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given
>"mystique did nothing wrong" I say; "she a good girl"
>My dad hears me and calls me a mutie lover
>I know he was just fearful of my devotion for mystique
>I called him the previous step in human evolution
>He slaps me and calls for a sentinel or two
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's mystique
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear "We are mutant and proud."
>She grabs me with her powerful mutant hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for mystique
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for mystique
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please mystique
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>mystique looks him straight in the eyes and says "You know, people like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child."
>mystique leaves through my window
>mystique did nothing wrong, She a good girl.

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>>83717229
What's fucked up is they had heas perfect in one of he shittiest xmen movies. The perfect template hair and color wise to build off. And instead we got the electric blue wolfman

>>83718076

Kelsey Grammer is the perfect Beast. His little cameo in DOFP wasn't nearly enough.

>>83718076
He and Mystique both got way more saturated after X3 ended

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Ok, maggots listen up, Professor X has made me the new leader of the X-men so I expect all of you to follow my lead. Never mind I was spending most of the 70s performing reprisal killings on humans, I am A HERO now.

>>83717229
Beast mode was better than the movie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YoVGylp4F-g

>>83718288
XAVIER'S WALKING, PRAISE THE LORD

>>83718288
>You will never have this much fun while also making millions starring in a multi-billion dollar franchise