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What would publisher-tans look like?

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What would publisher-tans look like?
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DC would be a detective.
Marvel has Stan Lee glasses and screams EXCELSIOR.
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DC? Rorschach.

Marvel? Stan Lee in spandex.
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>>83700192
>DC would be a detective.
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>>83700165
DC has bigger breasts, but Marvel is taller and has a lot of pouches
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>>83700267
Nah, she'd have a Batman mask, a Wonder woman inspired top, a Superman cape, Flash shoes, and has a magnifying glass.
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>>83700267
Didn't DC publish a comic adaptation of Sherlock Holmes at some point?
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>>83700301
>she

DC is Dick Grayson and Marvel is Stan Lee.
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>>83700165
DC is an old guy in a corny costume who harrumphs at everything, Marvel is a young punk covered completely in pouches.
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This is going to be another one of /co/'s shitty flavor of the months isn't it.
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>>83700301
Sorry for the shit drawing, I did it as quick as I could. How's this?
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>>83700165
Marvel-tan should be something Spider-Man related and for DC Superman
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>>83700624
YES.

MARVEL TAN IS A TRAP THAT ABUSES HER CHARACTERS!!! <3 <3
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Image is a Rob Liefeld monstrosity
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DC spends her weekends studying numerology and indexing every possible multiverse.
Marvel just posts on tumblr all day
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>>83700165
DC would be an edgy manchild who wants to be seen as mature. marvel is her rich and well endowed friend

>>83700624
no
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Marvel-tan's younger sister is a stupid millenial who hates Donald Trump
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>>83700624
is console-tans are anything to go by, they are here to stay.
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Valiant is the best girl, but everyone ignores her
pic related
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>>83700760
Don't bring console wars, you faggot
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Marvel wears a short skirt, DC wears low-cut jeans and you can see her g-string riding up from her butt.
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>>83700667
And here is Marvel-tan, only slightly less awful. Please don't let this turn into a company wars thread. The big 2 tans are probably the "alpha" sisters. They argue loudly in front of their indie & golden age siblings.
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>>83701065
dropped pic, and again sorry for the awful drawings. I'm doing these as quick as I can w/out sketching
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>>83701098
>It's just Gwen Stacy
Perfect.
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>>83701116
Yeah, I did try to make her look a bit like Gwen Stacy with her hairstyle.
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>>83700301
>>83700667
This just seems way too cluttered. Throwing all their most famous characters onto one person doesn't seem like the best way to do this.
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>>83700922
Who and why?
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>>83700798
Eh, we'll probably just throw out the old designs and completely start over every 5 years or so. It'll be confusing for everyone but I'm sure it's a great idea.
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>>83700922
>posting a blank picture
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tans doesn't mean little girls, you have options
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>>83700165
dc tan would be a nice christian girl who roughly every ten minutes would start her conversation over and have no memory of the previous converstations.

marvel tan is a bipolar party girl who goes down on the biggest dumbass in the room.
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>>83702348
>Making a tan that's not a little girl
What's even the point?
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>>83700165
There's no way /co/ will be able to make publisher-tans without a bunch of console-wars and dick waving.
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>>83700224

I think you mean "Stan-tan" - a ditzy blonde with a bushy moustache, she's very clumsy but always willing to try new things, even if they end up with her in trouble.
Has a very possessive and rich older brother she refers to as "Diz-niichan" who spoils her shamelessly.

D-Chan looks like pic related and pleases old men for money.
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bump in hopes that some drawfags see this
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>>83700165
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Marvel is the popular girl who gets all the attention. She's the life of the party and makes any social gathering better, but get her alone and she'll quickly run out of things to talk about and expose the fact she has very few outside interests or hobbies.

DC is not well liked by Marvel's friends, sometimes bullied, and in social situations ranges from static to outright obnoxious. People will look at you weird for talking to her. Get to know her in private and you'll find she has multiple interesting hobbies she's very knowledgeable about, and lots of great tidbits and anecdotes to tell.

Which one do you date? It comes down to whether you want someone to go out with, or someone to come home to.

>>83702925
>le DC reboots constantly meme
They've had literally two reboots in their entire history.
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>37 replies
>No one posts the original DC-tan
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>>83703391
I remember seeing a screenshot of a thread on /co/ inspired by pic related to make drawings of famous comicbook writers as little girls. I remember seeing Grant Morrison, Stan Lee and Frank Miller drawn as little girls.
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>>83705881
I'm a huge faggot for DC history and have never heard of this fucking guy. How the hell?
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>>83706496
If you read a lot of old silver age books, particularly from the early to mid 60's he tends to show up in a lot of DC's ads. Hell, back in the mid to late 2000's they actually had a for-kids imprint named after him. But otherwise he's pretty obscure and doesn't show up much.
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>>83705881
lol that's kawaii as fuck, where's this guy been
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>>83704890
It's democracy in action
Put your freedom to the test!
A big fat douche
or a stupid turd
which do you like best?
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>>83705042
Simon Baz has a cool design even if he hasn't been in any interesting stories
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>>83706675
You seem to have half a fucking clue- the name Penny is coming to mind, care to explain what that is?
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>>83707110
No idea anon. You've stumped me.
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>>83705042
whats funny is that race swaps is literally marvel's gimmic
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>>83705042
Did he pass that drink over to Marvel and start sobering up?
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>>83700757
Underrated post.
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>>83700757
Alright I've made DC-tan
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>>83701065
>They use to get along great when they were kids, till one day Marvel-tan go jealous and snook into DC-tan's room ripping all her Blackest Night books.
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>>83700757
>This fall, Grant Morrison and DC-tan star in the hit motion picture of the season
>The Number 52
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IDW-tan is a huge nostalgiafag with a huge collection of toys from 80s properties
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>>83706025
>She's even the right colors.

Holy fuck.
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So would Image be a super edgy 90's punk wannabee with lots of spikes on the purposely torn clothing?
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>>83708182
Except Image has completley changed from that and is bizarrely now the source of critical darlings. Image-tan would be really successful and educated, but deeply ashamed of her "wild years"
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>>83708143
She has the hat from BTTF 2, has Geordi La Forge's glasses, a Ghostbuster's T-shirt, and a skirt with Tranformers designs on them. She gets along with Disney-tan and Cartoon Network-tan. She also drinks a lot of ecto cooler.
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>TFW darkhorse-tan the centaur will never whisk you away for an exciting adventure
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>>83705703
Someone to come home to. All those social gatherings sound exhausting, plus Marvel-tan's friends sound like dicks.
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>>83705703
>Which one do you date?
DC best girl
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>>83706166
>alanmoore-chan

dear god i need to see more of these writer-chans
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>>83705703
DC
>Wears a frumpy sweater and heavy detective overcoat
>Has huge tits

Marvel
>Wears tight shirts and short shorts constantly
>stuffs her bra

marvel also wears a beanie
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This is just going to turn into a bunch of anons turning DC-tan into the nerdy girl they always wanted to bang, and Marvel-tan into the popular girls they resent for making fun of them.

At least /v/'s console-tans had people from each side giving input so it wasn't completely biased.
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>>83708753
Probably because Marvel is literally shit so nobody's willing to defend them

Something has to have redeeming qualities before anybody can like it
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>>83706025
kek
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>>83708753
>DC: Nerdy girl who values the friends she has.

>Marvel: Popular girl who would be happy to throw her friends under the bus.

Gee, I wonder why...
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>>83708753
>Marvel is literally the company that hired people to vandalize DCs books in shops.

Yeah, no shit we're depicting her like that.
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>>83708866
>Marvel has made a bunch of stupid pandering decisions the past 5 years
>It's always been shit and has no redeeming qualities

/co/, everybody

>>83708992
>DC: Nerdy girl who values the friends she has.
Didn't seem to be the case in 2011
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>>83709117
I know that they wanted retailers to send unsold DC books to them in exchange for a Deadpool variant, but when did they have people vandalize books in stores?
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>>83709171
Marvel was never good. Or are you forgetting how they crashed the industry in the 90s?
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>>83708182
>>83708279
Dynamite-tan is the younger sister who looks up to Image-tan, but not for the scholar she is now. Dynamite is super punk and keep bringing up old photos of Image in her edgy days. She basically dresses up like Eva.
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>>83709360
Actually that's another good Marvel-tan thing. She's a party girl and constantly drives drunk. The other -tans were riding in a car with her in the 90s and she put them all in the hospital.
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>>83709274
They wanted retailers to send them torn copies of Blackest Night in exchange for the Deadpool variants.
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>>83700165
>DC-tan: I know I broke your heart 5 years ago but it'll be different this time Reader-kun! I-I'll promise! This time I'll be fun and optimistic!
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>>83709171
New 52 was the awkward phase where her helicopter parents tried to force her to find new friends
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>>83708753
you know why
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DC-tan vs. Marvel-tan: Outfits
>DC-tan has one constant outfit she wears over the course of several years, but when the time comes to try something new the change is very dramatic and different from previous outfits.
>Marvel-tan has worn the same outfit for decades. Every few months, she just buys a brand new version of the same exact outfit. She tries to maintain deniability, but everybody knows she's lying.

>>83709433
Oh, that. That's the same thing as before; you have to tear the covers off as proof that it's being returned. It's a book thing. Don't ask.
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>>83701098
It's beautiful.
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>>83709600
I disagree. Marvel actually reinvents itself constantly. People constantly say DC's weakness is that they cling to the past too much.

DC has a favorite ragged sweater (maybe with a superman logo) that she wears all the time, wheras Marvel constantly gets All new All different designer outfits.
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>>83709743
>DC religiously clinging to Superman sweater
>Not Batman
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Okay, so did I miss anything?
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>>83709743
I was going to add something like that to DC-tan's outfit description, but I couldn't figure out the right words, and also I hit "Submit" too early.

>DC-tan's most recent outfits seem to be taking inspiration from older outfits. On her days off, she wears a scruffy old Superman sweater that she's never thrown away.

Unfortunately, I don't share your optimism about Marvel.

>Marvel-tan will often go to great lengths to prove that her outfits are unique, but a quick comparison will show that her later outfits are more of the same with a fresh coat of paint, so to speak.
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>>83700423
Anon this is the board that refused to let even one fucking channel tan be male your fighting a losing battle.
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>>83709889
Tans have never been male.

also fags deserve death
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>>83709844
It's that Batman vs Superman logo.
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>>83700667
>That fucking smily face pin
Your a genius anon
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>>83709844
He's right. DC pushes Batman for money but Superman is the one that the company (or at least the writers) cling to. Superman always gets pushed to the forefront even though Batman is more popular, just because he's the company's oldest hero.

>>83709930
I like that too. The smiley face pin on the jacket definitely has to stay.
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>>83709875
Unsurprisingly there doesn't seem to be any consensus on the big 2, but the minor publishers seem to be pretty spot on.
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>>83701098
So when dc or marvel buy a smaller company does that mean there eating them.

I imagine there would be 2 things that happen one for when they use the property's of those they buy out and one for them they pull a whiz comics and just buy them to get rid of the competition
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>>83705703
>They've had literally two reboots in their entire history.
One of which was just un-rebooted with Rebirth and even COIE wasn't a full reboot. DC have literally never had a full-on reboot.
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>>83703327
Honestly this might auctualy be a job better suited to /tv/

I wish I could have looked in on console tan creation threads the console wars must have been glorious
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>>83709913
Plenty of male board-tans. idiot
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>>83700165
Why do they have to be girls? The last thing we need is waifufaggatory on top of console wars
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>>83710045
>So when dc or marvel buy a smaller company does that mean there eating them.
Please no. I don't want vorefags to start shitting things up.
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>>83710045
Their soul is absorbed.
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bumping with OC
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>>83710045

Nah, the smaller companies are toys or something. DC is quick to show you her Charleston or Fawcett collection. Marvel has Malibu in her garage after she bought them for the box they were in (because they bought them for their digital coloring)
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>>83705703
If the dceu movies get better though dc will become good in both aspects though

You were talking about movies vs comics right
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>>83710115
> be a job better suited to /tv/

Fuck no, they'd just keep bringing up shit that happened in the movies.
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>>83710150
Because the girl ones are always superior, duh.
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>>83710115
>/tv/

/tv/ would just make Marvel into Chris Evans and DC into a neckbeard eating poop labeled "zack snyder" with a Bane shirt. Fuck off.
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>IDW-tan is a 30 years old man that wears cloths from the 80s because nostalgia

>Dark horse-tan is a metal fan that spend his time watching/reading anything horror related, mostly from the 50-60

>Avatar Press-tan is a guy that looks like an english hobo that was a veteran of a war and he spend his time talking about the war, specially about the gory details
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>>83705881
I admitidly have not read much older stuff but it's still odd I never saw him how long did he last for
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>>83710115
God no. Basing the publisher-tans off their movies is a terrible idea.
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>>83710191
We need a color scheme for DC-tan.
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>>83710191
DC-tan needs to be wearing a domino mask since they're really the only ones who still use them.
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>>83705881
Oh shit he got a secret origins
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>>83710271
Why are you so obsessed with making them guys?
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>>83710344
>girls reading comics
LMAO but if you have a better idea pls share it
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>>83710202
Nah, smaller companies are younger sisters. The smaller they are the younger they are. Buying them just means how they payed them off with candy to basically do whatever the older sister says. DC likes playing with Charleston and Fawcett while Marvel just kinda tells her to go do whatever she wants. Marvel just bought her off with candy for the satisfaction of saying she did.
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>>83710344
he's a fag
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DC-Tan
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>>83700667
>>83710191
I don't know how I feel about the trenchcoat/hat. Also I agree she should have a domino mask.
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>>83710377
I did, I just assumed you were the guy from earlier who got triggered by the concept of us making them girls.
>>83708320
>>83709386
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>>83710414
>lolifags
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>fanta-tan: super fucking hipster that secretly loves old Disney and newspaper comics. She justifies this to herself by saying they are culturally significant
>EC-tan: spooky but upbeat gothy type. Loves horror stories and dark comedy. Secretly depressed.
>Boom-tan: young, childish, immature. Loves cartoons.
>Oni-tan: tries way to hard to be cool. Loves anime more than life.
D&Q-tan: high class, stuck up, better than you type. Doesn't call them comics or graphic novels, she instead refers to the media only as sequential art.
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>>83710485
I personally love the trench coat and hat.
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>>83706675
The great and powerful Johnny dc
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>>83710498
Well I just arrived here, But i think really hard to imagine a girl liking the gory, sexual almost porno stuff of Avatar Press
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>>83710502
>Implying I said it for the loli.

>Implying I didn't say it because it sounds cute.
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>>83709171
I want to see all the tans get together to give marvel a diversity intervention.

They can talk about the good old days before she went of the deep end
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>>83703391
>Has a very possessive and rich older brother she refers to as "Diz-niichan"
A fuckin + m8. Brilliantly done
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>>83710169
>tfw vorefag
>tfw my mind was literally starting to shit things up as I started to read your post
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>>83709171
>Didn't seem to be the case in 2011
Ok yeah you got us there
>>83709573
I doubt Warner pushed the nu52 it was maybe more like dctan trying to get new friends to impress her parents
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>>83700165
90 years old woman dressed as a current age 14 years old.
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>>83709402
I forget which tans died in the crash
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>>83709461
Wasent it hope and optimism.
I may need to half apologize for some things I said about rebirth.
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>>83710795
Malibu tan died, rest in rip
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>>83708019
Man I forgot about that
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>>83710848
Marvel-tan keeps her corpse in her garage though.
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>>83708320
And her feces is those godawful pony comics

Then again those are getting better who the fuck enchanted idw-tans poop
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>>83710836
Yeah, it was hope and optimism. I'm sleepy as fuck. But you got the idea.
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DC-tan is super obsessed with the multiverse and keeps trying to map it out, treating it as one of her cases since she's a detective. The other board-tans keep trying to calm her down on it, but she just makes some kind of Gentry reference whenever they do so they get a little weirded out and leave her alone.
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>>83710957
her room looks like this
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>>83710191
Why a trenchcoat and not a cape?

And what is particularly DCish or Marvelish about them?
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>>83710927
It's like that scene from the one Ghostbusters comic where Staypufts poops become sentient and attack the Ghostbusters. Except of little marshmallows they're ponies.
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>>83710997
The papers on the walls are just clippings from our hypercrisis threads with tons of photos of Morrison and Ultraman.
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>>83710295
I meant that although /tv/ is not as familiar with them they still know something about the company's and hopefully the reduction in knowledge is worth the decreased chance of company wars
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>>83711116
Fuck off faggot.
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>>83711017
Detective comics and how much DC likes Batman, also it's a trope they use every now and then.
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>>83711017
The one on the left is cartoon network not marvel
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Guys what about Heavymetal-tan?
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>>83711116
To be fair, most people on here have been pretty fair to all the other publishers. Marvel just keeps pulling so much shit we can't stand the company anymore which causes it to reflect on her tan.
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>>83710340
Doesent kamalama use one
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>>83710344
A set of tans needs 1 guy problem is nobody wants there favourite company to be the guy.

And even if that wasent a problem unlike channel tans and adult swim it's not clear who should be the guy.

I guess if you throw enough men at the wall one is sure to stick
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>>83711116
>implying /tv/ has less company wars than /co/

nigga what?
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>>83711224
Some Marvel characters use them, but they're definitely less common.
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>>83710502
Oh come on your not complaining about the hot glue fag
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>>83711292
We should make Marvel a trans guy.
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>>83700165
DC-tan is a conservatively dressed detective.
Personality wise she wants to be more attractive like Marvel-tan, but knows that it would mean compromising her values and as Rorschach once said
>No.
>Not even in the face of armageddon.
>Never compromise.
She obsesses over that one comic way too much and bats.

Marvel-tan does two things.
1. Tries to reinvent herself based on what she sees in popular movies
2. Be a complete and total social justice warrior for attention much like a downwardly spiraling female singing.
She obsesses over spiders way too much.

They both agree image-tan is an edgy emo cunt and far more annoying than either of them.

When Shojo-Beat-tan (who looks like an A-typical brunette self-insert japanese schoolgirl) turns her back after bragging about her ability to attract more female fans and sell better or Shonen-Jump-tan (who looks like a bancho) talks about all her incredibly more profitable fan base DC and Marvel-tan expose their front teeth into an overbite and pull back their eyes like racist caricatures.

Dark-horse-tan is pretty cool, she is mostly into a lot of stuff that aren't comics.

IDW-tan is like a fujoshi version of Dark-horse-tan.

Dynamite-Entertainment-tan is like fuko from clannad, if you aren't talking to her at that moment you forget she was there.

Antarctic-Press-tan is just a huge fucking annoying chunky weeb.
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>>83711292
The male tan is Diamond.

There, problem solved.
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>>83711338
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>83711209
Slightly chubby (not "thicc") with pale skin and heavy makeup, but a jovial foul mouth who's the life of the underground party. Great taste in music, but a bit overbearing.
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>>83711391
Oh I get it, because he fucks them all over.
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>>83710905
Man this house has a lot of spooky shit.
How would you guys feel about a publisher house pornographic vn because I know just the team to make it.
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>>83711017
Capes are used by both company's I don't think I have ever seen a trenchcoat marvel costume dc has a whole dam trenchcoat brigade constantine alone is almost iconic enough to justify it.
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What would a tan that represents all newspapers look like.
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>Archie-tan: girl version of Archie Andrews but with sonic the hedgehog shoes and gloves.
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>>83711149
Add a domino mask and it's perfect.
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>>83711515
Newspaper comics*
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>>83711425
If
>>83710414
Is a lolifag then
>>83710202
Is into hot glue
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>>83711440
No we nee to preserve their purity for at least a year I'm just fucking with you. Do it faggot.
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>>83711377
>tan lines on Babs
>she only goes out at night
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>83711515
Jonah Jameson.
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>>83702348
You're a fuckin moron lad.
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>>83711515
An orange cat with down syndrome.
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>>83711377
We are making progress
Also holy shit that image.
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>>83711515
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What would Verotik, Northstar, Avatar and NBM be like?
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Let's just make Archie the guy since we need at least one guy. He's slept with all publisher-tans and has a relationship with sega-tan.
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>>83711738
Nah I totally agree Diamond should be the guy
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Vertigo-tan is just Death as a loli.
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>>83707818
They actually keep passing it to each other over time.
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>>83711738
Archie-tan is a cross between Bettie and Veronica with Sonic stuff (shoes, gloves, and maybe a cell phone charm or something) and is into shipping.

She is also as dumb as a rock, loses things constantly, and is taken advantage of (like how Archie lost Penders' contract and lost their lawsuit)
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>>83711759
This because he pimps out the other tans.
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>>83711802
I agree Death should play a major influence on her design (Vertigo was basically just riding off Sandman's success for like 15 years) but there should at least be some other elements to her.
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>>83711802
Adorable
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>>83711802
So what, is Vertigo-tan DC-tan's hipster sister or something? Not sure how you would portray their relationship.
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Okay, so we've all basically agreed on what DC-tan looks like and acts. What about Marvel-tan?
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>>83708320
I tried to throw something together really quick!
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>>83711626
The way I'm currently envisioning the game would be more about the things that happened in the tans past then the tans themselves.
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>>83712018
This >>83710414
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>>83711926
Gothic, wiccan type. Bookish, but upbeat and friendly. Into horror and fantasy. Still into capes but wants them to have more urban magic.
I just wanted an excuse to post loli death in a shirt that says "orgasm".
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>>83712075
you forgot GI Joe
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>mfw I read that as Punisher-tan
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>>83701098
>outfits are reflective of the common design trends of their respective companies

That's more like it.
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>>83712075
Nice even got the correct pony (not for waifu reasons but that's currently the character Hasbro uses for marketing stuff check out there 2015 annual report

The best part about the whole tan thing will be triggering barneyfag

I think put the tatto down a bit lower though
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>>83712209
Although I just noticed this anon is right
>>83712128
But where would you fit Joe in I guess you could give her a rifle
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>>83712075
God dammit, I shouldn't want those shoes.
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>>83710191
>>83700667
I don't like the dress she should have a skin tight costume full of lines under the coat
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>>83712258
Just throw on some Go Joe! dog tags.
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>>83712295
Yeah that works
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>>83711377
My idea of Marvel is that she tries to fit in with the girls at school and tumblr is bullying her into doing SJW shit while Marvel actually likes to play with toys and write big, dumb opera plots for her characters.

Example: Marvel playing in her room with rockets, robots, a godzilla with an American flag taped to it and several action figures.
>"Da Costa! I have you now! Because I am actually a quadruple agent for... uhm... Alpha Flight! You can't escape from your underwater base now and the American Kaiju will be here any moment!"
> tumblr from the off: "Hey, Marvel, are you writing Feminist slam poetry like I told you to?"
> "Y-yes, sure. My woman-feels are totally boiling over right now! Patriarchy and stuff!"
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>>83712077
Like reflective of the industries at the time? That could be fun. We could see how DC-tan and Marvel-tan slowly started to drift apart from friends, to friendly rivals, to straight up enemies.
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>195 replies
>all just DC wankery
>no tan actually created
yep this makes sense
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>>83711377
Why isn't Huntress in that picture?
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>>83700667
>>83701098
>>83710191
>>83712075
What we have so far.
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>>83712671
Do you have any ideas? I think she should have a glowing eye
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>>83712671
>No tan actually created.

I see you didn't bother to read the thread. >>83712686
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>>83712718
some really basic sketches cause people keep wanting to tear Marvel-tan down and build DC-tan up
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>>83712686
The DC one should have a utility belt or a bunch of pockets inside her coat
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>>83712783
I mean, what else is there to say really about a company that has no redeeming qualities. Literally none.
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>>83700667 here. Drew both together and this time in color. Still shitty though
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>>83712965
Yes, familia.
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>>83712648
Well it won't be as serious as your probably expecting but the protagonist will most likely get to knee Fredric Wertham in the balls at one point.
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>ctrl+f "brothers"

No canon publisher personifications ITT
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>>83712965
the coat should be more like Detective Chimp's she looks more like kevin smith there
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>>83712671
>crying marveldrone.txt
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>>83712783
Give me one positive thing about Marvel.
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>>83713223
I really like her... hair
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>>83713293
Nah, I kinda like DC-tan's hair more than Marvel's.
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>>83710533
These are all good. Although I feel like Dark Horse would be the goth girl.
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>>83711292
The guy is clearly Avatar Press
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This is my crack at DC-tan. I took some of the ideas presented and added some more aspects of DC.

Please excuse the low quality, I don't have a tablet and I haven't really drawn anything since highschool.
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>>83713333
Caliber or Vertigo would be goth. Dark Horse publishes Tarzan and Conan
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>>83713143
I like that idea. I'll draw some sketches and see how it looks on her.
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>>83712965
>Those wingies on the shoes and head band.

I don't know why I like that so much.
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>>83713382
fuck.
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>>83712965
why the wings on the shoes and isent that digging into idws rainbow dash thing a little
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the marvel one should have a shoulder pad and a metal arm
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>>83713478
Because of the Flash.
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Should Wildstorm be a separate character?
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>>83713438
The accessories from this version really work
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>>83713502
ah yes of course
i suppose it can stay then idw tan has enough going on it can afford to share a single design element
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>>83713030
well /co/ production has officially started maybe the project will happen maybe it will fall through but in the end i can say i tried
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>>83713490
Yes! And one glowing eye with an eye patch on the other.
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EC should be a little girl with a hood and an axe like this
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>>83713625
>>83713490
I love that. Next time I draw her I'll do that though I think the glowing eye and eyepatch along with the metal arm and shoulder pad, on top of the white hair would make her look too much like Cable. I think I'll just do the metal arm but if she didn't have aviator glasses I would do the single glowing eye.
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>>83712965
>The Kirby Krackle on Marvel-tan

Nice
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>>83713650
she can have a pet crow too
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While the concept of what you guys are doing is fine, holy shit you guys are going nowhere fast without any real drawfags,
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requesting DC-tan saying her movies are deep with Marvel-tan and someother comic tan reacting like the thugs.
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>>83713812
>movies

top heh, /tv/
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>>83713490
wait what that sounds like an aquaman reference to me
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>>83713861
aquaman had a harpoon hand and a hand made out of water not a techno organic virus
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I feel that there should be a few different designs based of the various decades.

Marvel of the 2010's is pretty different from the 90's, 70's or 60's. DC had major reinventions with the Silver Age, COIE, etc, and Image right now is pretty damn different from when it was created.
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>>83713438
I like it.
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>>83713882
wait aquaman had a hand made out of water?
it was the shoulderpads that threw me off though there are plenty of characters with a single shoulderpad or a metal arm but few with both
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Marvel is Squirrel Girl
DC is Harper Row
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>>83700667
DCfag and hypercrisisfag here. Just took your drawing, opened it up in a drawing app and made some changes: DC logo on shoulders, chinese turtleneck sweater dress with boob window, a star from older DC logos right on the kokoro boob, subliminal 52, batsocks, batgirl boots, detective trenchcoat, bags under eyes, a different colorscheme et cetera.

Hope you like it, guys! And sorry for the bad lines, made them with my finger.

>HYPERCRISIS IS REAL, SENPAI! LOOK AT ALL THESE PANELS!
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>>83700165
Exactly like that OP
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>>83713425
Domino mask on dc PLEASE. I like the way the coat emulates a cape it's very nice.

I think marvel should have blond gwen hair but the cable idea is good too. Feel free to ignore my ideas, but I thought you should know how many people want a domino mask for dc.
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>>83700165
Batman and Iron Man
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>>83708002
I hate him.
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>>83711377
Post more tan line heroes
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>>83711802
Name of artist?
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>>83709360
>Or are you forgetting how they crashed the industry in the 90s?
EVERYONE crashed the industry in the 90s.
If anything DC shoulders more blame since they kicked it off with Watchmen and TDKR.
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>>83716024
But DC didn't fuck over the distribution channels and leave us at the mercy of our glorious Diamond overlords.
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>>83713490
Who gives a fuck about Cable
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>>83712965
>Dat Kirby energy effect on Marvel-tans hand.
Thats a sweet ass detail.
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>>83715610
if nothing else from this design makes it there really does need to be a 52 somewhere
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Marvel would be a crippled black Muslim tranny dwarf and DC would be be a mentally retarded old man.
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I'm monitoring this thread, True Believers!
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>>83716620
and the muslim aspect of her would inconceivably be intereting
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>>83716721
should we do it /co/ should we throw the tans to stan lee absorbing there power should keep him away from our celebritys for a few hundred years
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>>83712965
>>83713701
>>83716523
Her freckles should be kirby dots
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>>83716785
No, he's taken enough souls!
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>>83716785
>>83718107
It's like that one story from an EC horro comic.

He is getting older so he needs more souls than the usual.
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>>83715610
This honestly makes it seem like DC is some sort of schizo.
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>>83713388
Dark Horse-tan should be a tabletop nerd.
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>>83718381
Nah, she's just open to the truth. She's a detective over obsessing wither her case of trying to solve the hypercrisis.
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>>83713438
This would probably look good but some anon needs to color it.
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>>83715610

> hypercrisisfag here

I like you faggot.
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>>83718381
Nah. She's as sane as Batman is. Oh, wait-
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I did this, didn't finish it cause I got bored
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>>83713438
I tried cleaning it up as best I can with what little art material I have (smudged the ink on the Watchmen button, ignore that)
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>>83720777
The Cape should be double sided. Back is black and front is red. That way when she's standing still it wraps around her like in Batman and when she's moving it flows like Superman.
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>>83721165
>That way when she's standing still it wraps around her like in Batman
I gave her the short "girl's cape" that DC characters like Supergirl and Batgirl have. Don't know if it would look as good wrapped around. She still has the utility belt from the Bat side. I tried to give her as much representation of the big names as possible without it just becoming cluttered.
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Is Johnny DC the most powerful being in the DCU?? He is basically living tribunal tier
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>>83713425
>Iron Age Graphic Novel DC-tan

>>83715610
>Modern Age Hypercrisis DC-tan

>>83720777
>Golden/Silver Age Campy Cape DC-tan


DC is organic, Marvel is mechanic. Spontaneous Order x Vertical Power.
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>>83721584
>All three of these designs were canon the entire time

>Not even /co/-verse is safe from Hypercrisis.

I still like graphic novel DC-tan best.
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Here's Entertainment Comics. I tried to make her look like a girl version of the crypt keeper. Would putting a domino mask on DC-tan make her look too much like /co/nrad?
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>>83721584
Combine the GN and Silver-Age DC-tans
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>>83721694
Yeah, put a domino mask on her golden age design and have her get rid of it during her others.
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>>83713812
Bump, but instead of saying her movies are deep, have her scream "Hypercrisis confirmed!" then in the next panel Marvel-tan just looks at her saying "the fuck is a multiverse?" since it's a trope for Marvel to destroy other universes during their crossover events.
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Who would win in a fight, DC-tan or Johnny DC?
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>>83721849
DC-tan goes full Batman and has some sort of deus machina DCrang inside her trench coat that she uses to beat him.
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>>83712150
underrated Frank
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>>83721803
Hypercrisis DC-tan is mai waifu. She ahegaos when studying numerology.
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>>83712965
DC-tan is cute, CUTE
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DC: Makes wacky, desperate decisions that don't really make any sense

Marvel: Makes cold corporate decisions based on what they think will make them money
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>>83722595
>Believing this.

Please get back to reading Hydra Cap. Clearly DC tan is an over obsessed detective that keeps trying to solve the secrets of the multiverse, even if every one thinks she's nuts because of it. She's basically Batman.
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>>83722641

What? Hydra Cap is a cold corporate decision, just like everything else Marvel does.
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Grant Morrison, if you're reading this thread, write a comic book about the DC-tans. Please ;-;.
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>>83722418
DC-tan is based when it comes to the multiverse.

>>83710957
>>83710997
>>83711103
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>>83715933
>Hating the creator of the Gentry.

Don't worry, anon. Yu will be joining us soon enough.
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>>83722595

So, Marvel-tan is a businesswoman? I can see that.
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>>83712965
>>83713425
>>83712075
>>83721694
So we have Marvel, DC, IDW, and Entertainment Comics so far. Who are we missing? Let's work on Dynamite next
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>>83723123
Someone should really draw Diamond-tan as a sleazy pimp with slicked back hair and a gold chain
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>>83723123
Valiant?
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>>83723123

Avatar Press
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>>83723180
Can he have a design similar to Phantom I know he's fair use, but still
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>>83723190
Valiant-tan should have some sort of body armor that's black, red, and yellow. She's constantly smoking and always has a weapon wherever she goes.
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Marvel is Kamala with Stan Lee's glasses.
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>>83723190
heh >>83700922
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>>83723625
Nah, familia. We've got a Marvel-tan. >>83713425
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>>83723947
Why does Marvel-tan have the wing headband?
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>>83706675
>stars
CEASE AND DESIST
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>>83711377
>DC-tan is conservatively dressed
>posts a picture of hotpants and boob window
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>>83724022
It's a cross between the wingies on Cap America and Gwen Stacy's headband.
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>>83700165
Should've asked in the /tan threads about 7+ years ago.

I'd post slowpoke but that was banworthy back then.
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>>83724147
Better late than never.
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>>83723123
snafu comics
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>>83724030
Kek
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>>83713425
>>83712965
DC-tan reminds me a lot of Crazy Jane, which pleases me, and probably makes sense considering her obsession with Hypercrisis and Morrison.
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>>83712965
Give DC-Tan the belt and mask from >>83720777
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I bet Shonen Jump and Viz are total weebs.
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>>83709913
>Tans have never been male
https://ostan-collections.net/wiki/index.php?title=Norton_Antivirus
>newfags deserve death
Fixed that. KYS
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Oni press = dumb portland hipster
Charlton = huge cheapskate
Avatar = ogles her sisters, bit of a perv
Fawcett = pretty much just mary marvel
Dynamite = a mashup of different public domain characters
Malibu = marvel's younger sister that thinks she's a man in black
Valiant = DC's younger sister, very pretentious and a bit gothy
Dark Horse = kind of dark and gritty. Loves movies and television
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>>83725298
>Valiant = DC's younger sister, very pretentious and a bit gothy
Isn't this Vertigo?
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>>83725477
Sorry! I meant to say Valiant is kinda edgy and Vertigo is an artsy goth girl
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>>83724887
not as big of a weeb as Marvel
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>>83725598
Why was Wasp so unappealing in this show compared to Earth's Mightiest Heroes?
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>>83710485
Trench coat and hat is part of the Detective flair. Also nod to Constantine.
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>>83711640
She's just that ginger.
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we already know the DC/Marvel tan since the 80's
I must remind you VS?
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>>83727035
Huh?
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>>83727580
you're new to comics right?
I bet you don't even know what Amalgam even means, I'm right?
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>>83727580
meet The brothers. one created the Marvel Comics's multiverse, the latter created the Detective Comics's Universe
sorry for the language it was the best image I've found of them in a quick google, and I'm too lazy to scan my comics.

culturize yourself from now on and read more of the Silver and Bronze era of comics instead of modern era shit and movies.
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Has no one mentioned them banging yet?
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>>83727846
Sadly, we all know DC came first.
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>>83727846
the DC one has been retconned to be Crona since the Avengers vs JLA crossover, then expanded in Green Lantern mythos.
that aside I tought of the same some years ago... their offspring may be the Amalgam universe's own entity...
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>>83727911
DC was the gril though so it's not bad
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>mfw hypercrisis thread
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>>83728506
>>83728426
I'd really love to see these two interacting.
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>>83700165
>What would publisher-tans look like?

Like five cent attention whores who are willing to shred themselves of any dignity and integrity if it meant getting higher comic sales.
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>>83700165
DC would be dark and constantly brooding with the urge to punch everything and scream to communicate
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>>83728506
Alternate color scheme
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>>83729564
See I think this design would work really well if the cape was a trenchcoat, but then there's no representation from superman, which seems wrong
>>
why this thread exist when there are canon -tans of both companies that where even posted right some posts above?
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>>83729807
Because those look like cheap knock-off action figures.
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>>83728506
Holy shit.
>>83700301
Poster here. This is exactly how I saw it!
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>>83729878
but they're still canon. you sound like the genwunners from /vp/ when new designs come to their series, the difference is that even they accepst that they are canon.
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>>83708626
>that DC
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>>83712965
I like this design the best.
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>>83729564
One last recolor, also with a less absurd image size
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>>83729807
They're sorta boring & I'm not even sure they're canon.
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>>83720603
neat
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>>83721165
thats a pretty cool idea
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>>83705881
Gritty Nolan reboot of Johnny DC when?
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>>83721165
So you think the cape should be longer?
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>>83712538
This. The current SJW pandering isn't true to the classic Marvel identity and should be shown in the tan
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Hey guys I really like this thread so i decided to make a quick sketch.

How do you guys feel about DC tan having a mask? black lipstick? Do you like tanned girls with freckles?

We should make someone's image official so we can make origin stories and villains.
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>>83721392
The Blue brother is far more powerful than the tribunal. and speaking off, since Vs. is more recent I guess that Johnny is either a dormant form of the Blue Brother or was overwritten by him.
On-Toipic The Brothers are the canon DC/Marvel tans
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>>83731371
its fine, now we just need some poland ball ish comics to explore the concept
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>>83731072
Haha! At long last validation!
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>>83731371
This design for both of them seems to be majority agreeing on those being the actual looks. We need to focus on other companies right now.
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>>83731371
Now put Marvel-chan on a leash with Mickey Mouse holding it
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>>83721165
>>83730523
You mean like this? (I also incorporated some more elements of the other DC-tan design)
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>>83731896
Holy shit this one's perfect.
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>>83705042

Sinestro pls
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>>83731371
Draw Marvel-tan sneaking into DC-tans room and tearing all her copies of Blackest Night.
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>>83708626

So DC is Velma and Marvel is Daphne?
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Basically what we've come up with so far in the thread. We need to focus on other companies so that we can actually get somewhere. I say we should go in order of sales last year, so that leaves, in order.

>Image
>Dark Horse
>Boom!
>Dynamite entertainment
>Titan
>Viz Media

So that means Image is first, what should Image-tan look like?
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Archie-tan!
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>>83732504
We need pics of Archie-tan hanging out with SEGA-tan.
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>>83732465
Image would be kind of edgy, like in the 90s Gen X-er way but she'd also be pretty self aware and able to laugh at herself about it (because of Spawn). Maybe she would look a bit like Invincible or Witchblade.
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>>83732504
Wouldn't Archie-tan just be Archie?
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>>83732504
What an absolute cutie pa-tootie.
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>>83732465
>>83732567
Her hand should be the witchblade, and her entire body is in black and white because of the Logo and Walking Dead.
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>>83732465
Image-tan should have this outfit that Cassie uses and have a chain necklace to symbolize Spawn.
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>>83732753
Forgot the pic.
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>>83732465
So I guess we're just abandoning the idea of using my DC-tan design?

Also Vertigo-tan should basically be Death.
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>>83711515
Garfield dressed up as J. Jonah Jameson, and he has a online counterpart that is just Heathcliff dressed up as Anita Sarkeesian.
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>>83732465
hey anon, what if there were three DC-Tans!?
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>>83732868
I thought we said those were different points in her time line. >>83721584
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>>83733365
There are. >>83721584
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>>83732567
>>83732641
>>83732787
>>83732753
We need some drawfags.
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>>83733409
Yeah but I still think the belt would be good for 'normal' DC-tan. Also the "red inside the cape" could also work for her trenchcoat,
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>>83733303
What do you think she's looking at?
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>>83731371
Regular DC-tan

>>83731896
Vintage DC-tan

>>83728426
Morrisonian meta DC-tan
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>>83733452
Bump.
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>>83733867
>/tv/
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>>83731371
Now kiss.
No company wars, just love.
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>>83734060
Nah, they legit hate each other IRL, petty console wars aside.
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>>83700165
¿DC or Marvel?


Which of the 2 have the least less violent comics?


and which of the 2 has movies, series, and video games less inadequate and less violent?


and which of the 2 is the most politically correct?
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>>83710202

What are Timely and Atlas then to Marvel? Older siblings?
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>>83734270
How about the 'ol tsundere love hate relationship then.
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>>83734362
Vandalizing property is some extreme tsundere shit anon.
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>>83734285
Did you made her look like Princess Amethyst on purpose?
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>>83733452
I'd draw some porn to truly kickstart it but CN-tan drained me of my drawjuice this week.
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>>83734723
>Porn

>Image-tan

Makes sense.
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>>83733912
isn't that literally how the thread was describing the female versions of the comic -tans?
Here, just a moment:
>Marvel is the popular girl who gets all the attention. She's the life of the party and makes any social gathering better, but get her alone and she'll quickly run out of things to talk about and expose the fact she has very few outside interests or hobbies.
>DC is not well liked by Marvel's friends, sometimes bullied, and in social situations ranges from static to outright obnoxious. People will look at you weird for talking to her. Get to know her in private and you'll find she has multiple interesting hobbies she's very knowledgeable about, and lots of great tidbits and anecdotes to tell.

So Marvel's being cocky about popularity and DC's being all negative and nerdy.
What changed other than the genitalia?
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>>83725298

Milestone = black adopted sister of DC who wears snapback
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>>83723123
2000 AD
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>>83734285
DC Nation DC-tan, our fourth known DC-tan from the multiverse.
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Update.
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>>83735416
I made 2000 AD-tan
You expected some cute girl?
Too bad, its just Judge Dredd, BAKA
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>>83735416
Marvel should have a spiderman webs
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>>83735601
She already has a Gwen Stacy headband with Cap wingies on it.
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>>83734293
>¿
what the hell are you doing here... ?
>>
I'm scares at Avatar Press-tan
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Here's your DC-tan
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>>83735572
But he'll keep trying to arrest DC-tan for using police evidence to solver her cases, Marvel-tan for attack the cops on behalf of BLM, IDW from robbing a toy store, and Archie-tan for the accounts of rape!.....Entertainment comics-tan didn't do anything, she was too busy with her seance.
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>>83735785
Tomoko is too cute, not dark and gritty
plus /v/ ripoffed her for vita-tan
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>>83735821
seances are illegal.
2 years in the cubes. creep.
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>>83735416
marvel-tan needs to be a M-t-F trans and have that hideous kate "I only fuck married men" leth bull dyke haircut or "captain marvel" hair and a bunch of trashy alt piercings, something like pic related.
>>
>Marvel-tan
Have a royal and popular boyfriend, MCU-San

>DC-Tan
Constant been abused by her boyfriend, DCEU-San but her friend Arrowverse-san always comfort her.
>>
>DC-tan
literally just make her batgirl, that's all DC has going for it right now anyways
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>>83736093
>Batgirl

>All DC has going for it right now.

Anon, Batgirl is fucking cancer, fuck outta here with that gay shit.
>>
>>83736042
We should leave MCU and DCEU out of this completely. Too many /tv/ anons lurking will run with it.
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>>83736174
I mean Bat-related stuff in general
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>>83736032
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How about Bongo-Tan?
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>>83736042
Shouldn't their boyfriends be Disney-san and WB-san? Disney is rich and likes to show Marvel-tan off. WB wants DC-tan to act like the more popular Marvel-tan, but doesn't want to look like he's copying Disney-san, which makes DC-tan act weird in public and just wanting to get home and act normal.
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>>83736214
good thing DC shitcanned that writer, too bad all of the tumblr hack writers marvel keeps hiring are still there.
>>
>>83705881
>>83730573
I remember a Mad Magazine style comic where Hawkman rounded up the Justice League to fight an evil, edgy Johnny DC who was going to reboot the rest of them for being such edgy douches. I remember Superman's gimmick at the time was a ripped cape.
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>>83735416
Sorry, but that Marvel one sucks
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>>83708753
Only now they both have brain slugs attached to them.
>>
GG channel tans. shit didn't even last a weekend.
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>>83736281
I think it's would be fitting that MCU-san is son a of Disney-san and DCEU-san is a son of WB-san
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>>83736281
You're both freaking wrong. Clearly DC-tan is dating CN-tan.
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>>83700165
Old jewish men sitting in dresses smoking.
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>>83736477
It's great, nigga.
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>>83736477
>The Marvel ones sucks.

Literally all the ones we have so far are pretty fucking GOAT.
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>>83736420
Feminist Harley Quinn is still a thing

and seemingly the only thing keeping DC afloat
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>>83737095
>>83737140
>not a trans lesbian
>not black
>doesn't have a buzzed sidecut
it's not accurate at all
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>>83737169
>Seemingly the only think keep DC afloat.

I really want this meme to die. Clearly the things keeping DC floating is all the titles with Bat and Super in it.
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>>83737201
>supes selling well
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>>83737190
We're making personifications, not straw people. We have to be a little fair when it comes to how we're choosing to depict these characters. Otherwise what even is the point.
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>>83737224
>personifications
what did I say that wasn't true?
>>
>>83737216
>Issue ones.

Anon are you high? Anything that has a number one on it sells like hot cakes.
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>>83737247
None of it, but we still need to be a bit fair. What if Marvel did something freaking awesome in the future and we wanted to do a quick drawing of it using Marvel-tan? We wouldn't be able to because someone thought it would be funny to make her an SJW archtype.
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>>83737190
see
>>83705703 for the reason why she doesn't look like that
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>>83737190
Shit I meant this post, sorry. >>83712538
>>
Charlton (charl-tan) has red hair with a white barette shaped like a C. She wears a yellow t-shirt with a red atom on it and carries around a penny like Harvey Dent, for her to pinch.
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>>83713741
>>83713650
here's my shitty ms paint loli I was thinking about
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>>83703391
>Diz-neechan

perfect
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>>83732204
Makes sense.
>DC-tan has more going on
>But everyone flocks to Marvel-chan because she's cuter and more "fun"
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>>83733452
Bumpity.
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>>83735416
I like IDW-tan. She's like a hipster gnome that you kinda want to hate, but can't.
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>>83737654
Funny that's exactly how I feel about IDW in general.
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>>83737654
>She's obsessed with pizza
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>>83736216
The comicbook guy is Bong's tan
>>
any ideas for an Avatar tan?
>>
We need an Image-Tan that has a big Spawn cape and slutty witchblade bikinis with huge tits. Just completely sexual and extreme. The sluttiest and edgiest tan!
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>>83739492
witchblade would be top cow tan
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>>83737169
>marveldrones are this deluded
>>
>>83739514

My bad, but now we need two slutty tans.
>>
>>83739492
Image could have a costume shaped like the logo
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>>83735416
EC the cutest
>>
>>83735416
I love Archie-tan the most.
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>>83732610
No, she's Betty and Veronica with Sanic clothes. She's perfect.
>>
>>83732504
You should have included something dark for Archie Horror.
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>>83705042
>Marvel has a cap and casually dressed
>DC is wearing a casual business attire sans the coat
I'm pretty sure this would be reverse
>>
>>83727759
>using Marvel vs DC canon
wow that's fucking terrible, get out.
>>
DC would be a neckbeard.
Marvel would be an SJW dike.
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>>83711640
>>
If CN-Tan and DC-Tan, while Disney-tan and Marvel-tan...

Who is paired with the lonely Nick-tan?
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CW-tan
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>>83741969
Nobody, cause Nickelodeon is shit, it knows what it did.
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>>83741969
She has her own magazine where she hosts comics. Nickelodeons more independent than CN or Disney.
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>>83741578

Brubaker and Fraction have left Marvel, Aaron's best work is with his independent comics. Bendis is a parody of himself.

Johns is a movie man now, Morrison only wants to do OGN, Snyder is doing whatever, the others are company men.

IT'S DOOMED! IT'S ALL DOOMED!
>>
>>83731371

Your marvel is everything I hate about Marvel, i.e. everyone is Kate Bishop.
At least slap some asgard or a racoon on it.
>>
Once we have set designs for the tans, someone should draw them each having conversations/arguments with certain writers
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>>83742310
Personally I want wholesome girl talk between Disney and Marvel and all the fun adventures they'll have.
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>>83742159
Johns is effectively acting as EIC and driving direction for the entire main line of comics. Snyder signed a DC exclusive.
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>>83700165
Fat, slimy, almost amorphous creatures that refuse to move
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>>83743057
Beautiful
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>>83736420
I didn'T want to believe this "agenda pushing" bullshit
until i read silk and hellcat
>all those coloured special snowflake whacky friends
>all this GIRLPOWAH
>all the evuhl white mannu
holy shit will this ever end?
>>
>>83737301
Keep hope alive, anon. I'm sure, someday, Marvel will do something awesome again. In fact, I think I'll just hold my breath until that time. Here I go; wish me luck!
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>>83741773
>implying DC wouldn't be buff and bro-tier as fuck >>83741578

typical contrarian.
>>
>>83743917
its our nature
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>>83742004
ayyy, no, never
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>>83742010
R.I.P anon
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>>83743057
cute
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>>83737216
man this reallty sad
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>>83743057
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>>83700165
DC is a gross obese landwhale with a fedora, carrying a samurai sword, jacking off to 'defeated and raped heroines' porn.

Marvel is exactly the same, but heroine in question is raped by a black lesbian, and they call it "LGBT representation".

In Amalgam comics, rapist is a brown futa.


Image is a slutty chick who is naked and only wear pouches, and will let anyone fuck her for a steady rate per fuck, without asking for alimony in case of a succesful pregnancy.

She also pimps TopCow.

Tokyopop pretends to be the same as Image (though wearing a loose kimono instead of pouches) but after you pay your fee for the sex, they reveal they've been wearing a strapon all along, and fuck you instead.

Avatar is a crackwhore that will let you do anything to her for five bucks - rape, brutality, nazi fetish, whatever you want.

IDW is a groupie, trying to suck as many cocks of famous franchises as she can.

Boom is trying to be a groupie, but at every party she passes out and gets passed around by some second rate franchises.

Dark Horse pretends to be a high-class lady, but she is really a slut and will fuck anything that moves if there is good money in it - Japanese, movie directors, indies - a dick is a dick.

Chaos Comix is a stripper - well, she claims so. She totally isn't living in Avatar's flats getting whored out to random guys for rent, honest.
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>>83744087
This. I like this, good shit.
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>>83744087
>DC is a gross obese landwhale with a fedora
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>>83744087
Edgy.
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>>83744087
da fuck is this
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>>83744087
>>
>>83743969
why not? shes alright
>>
>>83744087
calm down edge lord
>>
>>83744087
The best description of the comic industry I've yet witnessed.
>>
>>83743464
why the fuck did you read them
>>
>>83744087
*tips fedora*
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>>83744591
Why do you have a fedora?
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>>83744620
I took it from your room after I finished going balls deep in your mom and sister on your bed.
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>>83712965
DC smiley should be watchmen smile
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>>83700165
would look like to complete idiots.
>>
I can see one of you guys pitching DC-tan to DC
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>>83744711
I want to culturally appropriate that Marvel-tan.
>>
Guys, we need to focus on Image-tan right now.

So far we have
>>83732567
>>83732641 (You)
>>83732787 (You)
>>83732753 (You)
>>
>>83700624
Nah all of co's autism is still stuck on coco bizarre adventures
>>
>>83745940
n-no! not for sexual!
>>
>>83744087
this pure gold
>>
>>83744711
nice
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>>83746009
Will be for soon.
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