Homestuck

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first for vrisky-poo

>>83695801
i thought caliborn getting his powers from the clock was pretty cool

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third for vrisky-fuck-you

>that one fic where Aradia...

>>83695801
The animation. I think it's overrated and could have been even better with a bigger budget, but it was still great except for the ridiculous Vriska thigh gap that looked awful.

I actually thought the music was kind of crappy during the ghost army scene.

>>83695801
The parts with Caliborn getting his reward were cool. I always like scenes that show how an antagonist turns evil/ gets their powers.

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Vriska was raised to act like a monster, and then forced to take the role of a monster by a monster.

She is worthy of your pity.

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>>83694437
Here u go

>>83695867
she would never...

>>83695854
Oh yea good point Anon. That was a great twist.

>>83695872
The best part is that it was as much a trap as a reward if you believe the meta interpretation. He gets to "destroy for as long as he wants" because he is stuck in the looping game while most of the cast gets to be Unstuck and no longer bound by the rules of paradox space.

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>>83695860
no need to fight, let's just relax here

>>83695884
Spidermom and Mindfang's sex journal fucked her over.

But nothing could be worse than Crabdad giving Karkat romcoms.

>>83695926
Vriska is probably the last troll I would share a joint with. Her incessant shrieking would be dreadful. I'd rather sleep through an Aranea story.

>>83695958
i dunno, chill vriska could be pretty friendly and introspective

>>83695884
No she isn't.

Will Hussie attempt to alleviate things with an Epilogue or do you think he'll continue down his awful masturbatory path of subversiveness?

>>83695926
>you will never be in a gamzee/vriska sandwich
>gamzee lazily alternating between passive and dominant as the mood takes him
>vriska hungrily seeking approval through drugs and group sex

>>83695926
Got any fanart of Gamzee and Karkat being high together?

>>83696000
man, who even came up with this thing

it's hilarious

>>83696000
That's it, I'm making an Excel spreadsheet.

>>83695924
>He gets to "destroy for as long as he wants" because he is stuck in the looping game
this was what i predicted would happen and i was very gratified when it did. he got exactly what he wanted: to practice destruction as an art form for all eternity. he won his version of the game.

POLISHING, WHILE DEMOLISHING.
HONING, WHILE OWNING.

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>>83696033
just about

>>83695898
10/10

>>83695801
Why bother? Homesuck is just a pile of shit propped up by tumblr babies who think it's a 3deep5u masterpiece. The art is shit, the storytelling is shit, and the annoying fans are almost as bad.

Anyway, you know the drill by now: give me your classpect, your personality, some issues that you have, and your interests, and I will create for you: a land, a quest, a denizen, and a consort.

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I want to violently rape Vriska!

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>>83696033
not that anon but I have this

>>83696115
This is technically legal.

By which I mean, de-facto legal.

By which I mean, no jury would ever convict you.

Why can't LE talk aside from honks? Because of the Gamzee half?

>>83696000
>Vriska, Latula, and Aranea are all getting raped

>>83696162
He can, and did before. Adults in Homestuck just don't talk that often.

>>83696112
good morning(?) cpa

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>>83696115
giving vriska more deeply embedded issues than she already has? that's just cruel

>>83696162
He can talk, don't you remember the part where he appears in front of the young Handmaid?

>>83696162
he can. see:
>HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?
but to reframe this, why did he only ever talk to the handmaid?

>>83696162
adults can't talk directly in homestuck, only communicate in chatlogs, messages, and through their younger/alternate selves

>>83695801
Anyone have a list of who is suspected dead/unaccounted for/no longer extant?

Vriska
Tavros
Eridan
Gamzee

Am I missing anyone?

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>>83696224
gotta keep a handle on the bitches

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>>83696227
That's not entirely true.

why is she called the handmaid?

>>83696223
hot dog

>>83696209
>>83696224
>>83696227
Durp. Maybe he doesn't have the Gift of Gab so he has to use text?

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>>83640127
Welp! As promised, many threads later...

>>83696145
>that one fic where karkat and gamzee are moirails during the pre-retcon meteor trip and they got so high, they started banging vriska's rotten corpse and use it as cumdump

>>83696281
or as sprites, i guess

technically it's the sprite part doing the talking

>>83695801
ive just been reading up on gnosticism since the last thread and seeing calliope as sophia, the reason for the beginning and end of creation, and lord english as yaldabaoth the evil creator and destroyer, and the new universe as the pleroma with the real god hussie living in it, all that shit is actually kind of fucking blowing my mind.

>>83696260
Every sprite

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>>83696284
because her hands are made for using ho ho ho

>>83696223
what's wrong with her feet

>>83696320
Too bad it doesn't save the ending from being awful

>>83696000
How much do you wanna bet that Dirk finishes right after the first thrust?

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>>83696354
excessive pigmentation

it happens

>>83695907
YES ANON

FEET
AND
LUBE

>>83696368
sorry pal im the anon who already liked the ending, so now im just liking it even more

>>83696375
Dave seems more like the ED type because he's so self-conscious.

Or Karkat.

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>>83696390
Lewd!

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>>83696354
She walks around barefoot in the garden

>>83696390
She's very skilled! Even if her techniques aren't very practical...

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>>83696414
i'm willing to believe it runs in the strider family

>>83696428
she lit got socks on rn my dude

>>83696284
it ties into the sufferer's whole troll jegus shtick.
from luke:
>And Mary said, Behold, the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her. And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord, be it to me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her.
just more of hussie's cryptic religiosity. you'd think the guy was trying to start a cult!

>>83696413
Are you thinking of it as a chiastic piece yet? Doesn't it bother you that you never get to see what it would look like to play the rain?

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>>83695924
>it'd be thematically inappropriate for Caliborn to appear again given the meta interpretation
>no Caliborn in the epilogue
>no Caliborn in spinoff stuff
>no more Caliborn content ever

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>>83696457
Only in that picture

>>83696390
How did the whole Aradia's feet thing start? Because she's japanese?

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>>83696444
W A T
A
T

>>83696000
>Latula cries and fights
>Mituna whimpers and pushes
What the fuck

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>>83696457
what if the socks got

d-d-dirty

>>83696506
she has kept them tied and hidden for eons
she is like cyclops from xmen but with feet, if she unravels her socks/wrappings it will be too powerful

>>83696477
ive got a ton of issues with the last intermission but i dont actually give a shit about the rain. im fine with the explanation that it was never appropriate for rose's character. what do you mean by a chiastic piece?

>>83696444
That better not be.

>>83696544
Its just a fanadventure

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dropping off a commission
homestuck sure is weird sometimes

>>83696375
he seems more like the type to go on for a long ass time even though his partner already came half an hour ago and wants to stop

>>83696566
that's really cute

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>>83696506
well footfags have probably pushed their fetish onto every female character a fair few times

at this point we just roll with it

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>>83696506
Just take a look at these slutty feet for yourself, my dude.

>>83696566
did you ever show us the unedited roxy pee commission and if not please could you angel friend

>>83696566
that looks very good and i'm not usually into that kind of thing

>>83696566
Thats a big photo, how much was paid?

>>83696590
Seconding this.

i always thought the demiurge was the good guy

>>83696523
With semen?

>>83696260
Terezi.

Every sprite save for Arquiussprite.

Beta Condy

Doc Scratch

>>83696540
god you're the most basic of bitches

>>83696478
Well they COULD show him get the Cairo Overcoat in the Epilogue without it messing up the meta interpretation. It would mess up the chiastic flow, though, so I wouldn't get my hopes up. I thought it was supposed to be Arquiusprite's trenchcoat, given to him by Nepeta, and not Vriska's. If you look at Davepeta his coat looks a lot like it.

I feel your pain. He's such a good villain. He's like the Invader Zim of Homestuck.

>>83696612
where was arquius in act 7?

>>83696566
>Meenah's feet are big enough to cover (Vriska)'s face

boner

>>83696566
I like it, a tall Meenah works really well given how she ends up looking. Love the dark colours too, good shit angel.

>>83696444
Obvious fake is obvious, but that would be pretty magical.

>>83696566
waste of money lmao

>>83696639
jacking off

>>83696539
Isn't that the case for all homestuck girls?

>>83696566
angel see >>83696304

>>83696566
Well drawn picture of sexual assault on a minor. A minor who is also a lame weenie.

>>83696600
that person got a discount
for something with flat colors like that and a simple bg, i'd say like $35

>>83696444
Is it me or did they draw the house juju wrong? I'm pretty sure the top piece flat at the bottom and that it doesn't have the little indent.

>>83696566
why is vriska so small?

is this /ll/?

>>83696566
Is this regular size difference stuff or is it specifically meant to be pedo

>>83696413
Listen buddy I'm the guy who liked the ending and there's only room for one of us. So buzz off.

>>83696639
Inside of Lord English. He got sucked in during Caliborn's Masterpiece, which happened before Act 7. That's where LE got his muscles and intellect from.

>>83696375
implying he isn't bottom

>>83696709
>>83696715
READ

THE

FUCKING

COMIC

>>83696715
everyone is homestuck is pedo, don't worry

even hussie
hussie is especially pedo

>>83696732
Yea no ghosts don't get bigger as they get older and Meenah died when she was like 13 years old.

>>83696590
>>83696603
oh yeah, sorry about that. here you go
http://imgur.com/RRKRzco

>>83696697
angel there's a kiwi pic in this thread

did you find it

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>>83696608
hes evil. he makes the universe, and thats why its shit.

>>83696754
no, meenah died when she was 18 or 19 years old

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>>83696304
oh man
thank you anon that is precious!

>>83696566
>(Vriska)
WEENIE

>>83696758
where is the pee going

>>83696608
the idea is that the demiurge is a flawed imitation of higher ideals. he is as good as he can possibly be without being a complete abstraction.

>>83696721
fuck off ive been here quietly liking the ending for two fucking months. you cannot take this from me. this is my identity

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>>83696790
you tell me

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>>83696758

>>83696790
the void

>>83696189
it's 6:51 pm but yeah sure friend guy

>>83696827
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>83696790
shes peeing on meenah and aranea as they fuck

>>83696812
the ending was kind of ok, except for the whole retcon shit before it and the lack of closure after it

>>83696844
oh, i thought you were in europe or something

>>83696844
Official AH timezone is best timezone

>that one homestuck episode where all the homestuck characters purchased overwatch and karkat is an idiot who bought battleborn
>he is slowly crying in his room for wasting his welfare money on this pile of garbage

Is Hussie really tying to make a Homestuck TV show? He's going to fuck up and lose the IP.

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>>83696566
oh my

>>83696771
well he tried his best didn't he

>>83696871
I liked the retcon shit. It was cool to realize how many oil slicks and arms I had missed, since I started page 1 after the retcons had already happened. Seriously only saw 1 arm and 3 oil slicks and didn't think anything of them.

>>83696865
>it splashed meenah in the face and that's why she wanted to kill roxy so bad

Damn!

>>83696732
Art of a 20something guy fucking a 500 year old demon who happens to look like a cute little girl still counts as loli and appeals primarily to pedos though

Is (Vriska) there, regardless of actual age, supposed to look like a kid?

>>83696754
I think the Beforus session lasted 6 years anon, on account of a coddling society rearing unprepared teens.

>>83696827
this shirt feels like it was designed by a markov chain

>>83696304
i forgot to ask do you have a tumblr?

>>83696827
Who would even wear a shirt of someone drowing on juice, even worse if you know the reference

>>83696915
i'm talking more about how they just dumped the alpha timeline

i was all excited to see how they're come back from game over, and they didn't. they just threw it away and doppelganger'd their way into another group of kids. it was an epic cop-out

>>83696928
Was Beforus supposed to exist within Paradox Space under the meta interpretation of act 7 or are they freed from doomed timeline bullshit? I don't understand where it came from.

>>83696969
the meta interpretation is trash

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>>83696889
Poor Karkat.

>>83696771
every time I see this pic I want to hug Caliborn

>>83696991
that doesn't make it incorrect or invalid

Hey if I start tripfagging is everyone going to flip the fuck out? I like to tripfag but you are all my buddies and I don't want to stir up conflict. /co/ seems like one of the more mature boards.

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>tfw you will never make caliborn think good about stuff better

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>>83696871
yeah thats basically my opinion. the last intermission was pretty painful in a lot of ways but everything post-omegapause was excellent. im okay with enjoying collide and act 7 without requiring them to fix the earlier mistakes.

>>83696993
where did they even get food during the journey

>>83696993
STOP POSITNG THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT I GET SAD

>>83697057
You got OC to post or something?

>>83697057
there is zero fucking reason to trip unless you have something to contribute like art or fics, moron. if you're aiming to become some personality figure you'd best fuck off right now

>>83697057
dont do it please

>>83697057
Do you make content?

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>>83697004
don't we all

the little scamp

>>83697057
it doesnt matter man, do what makes you feel good

>>83697058
he's a slow learner :(
lucky for him, he literally has all the time in the world :)

>>83697090
No. Just a 4chan originalfag and that's how we used to do it back in 2005.

>>83697057
it's preferable that you not trip unless you're submitting content

>>83697057
u have to earn ur trip

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>>83697057
i've tripped before and it's fine, perhaps you have a great personality to splash all over us?

>>83697058
God I want to be a supportive friend to him and make an effort to understand his style of thinking so I can communicate with him effectively

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content creator trips/names > anons > names > trips > unironic roleplayers

>>83697170
also are you who i think you are

are your initials JD

>>83697177
:33 >> fuck you :3

>>83697177
what about content creator anons
are those the best there are

>>83697231
yes like (cold) steel corridor

>>83697012
the tumblr meta interpretation is really bad. but thinking of the juju as the comic itself makes a lot of sense. it explains why the kids wouldnt come out of the juju to fight english until after the comic finishes, as theyre released by its end. it also fits with the idea that caliborn was given all of the story to simultaneously create and destroy as the reward for finishing his game, and explains why john could travel through and change canon once he fell into the juju.

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>>83697231
isn't joey.swf guy an anon

does he still post here

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>>83697211
No.

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>>83694489

>>83697110
why do you want to trip? what angle are you working?
whatever. i say do it. i'm blind to the name field anyway

>>83697282
i nearly spat spaghetti all over my screen

>>83697281
would JD be a Heir of Life?

>>83697274
>joey.swf
you mean hij.swf and he only posted his stuff on 8ch

>>83696969
The planet still exists out there somewhere, but it got trashed by meteors. From what we can tell, a scratch deletes the session, but not the progenitor universe, it just creates a new one somewhere else in paradox space.

>>83697306
*an

>>83697282

>The freaky mounted 'wolf' head isn't revealed to actually be dead BecNoir's chopped off head that was stuffed, mounted, and somehow acquired by Hussie at the start of the comic

disappointing

>>83696993
i would eat the ham over the pizza desu

>>83697315
>it just creates a new one
No, it always existed within the same universe frog
Thanks to the magic of predestination

>>83697282
Having the Guardians be realistic 3d would have been a neat, if freaky alternate way of depicting them. Imagine Bec's face twisting and morphing into that, christ.

>>83697096
is it normal to find him adorable? I thought most of the fandom thought him and his sister genuinely looked gross

>>83697341
you just want karkat's meat in your mouth

>>83697333
If Jack's head was cut off the head would probably lose the prototyping.

>>83697314
ah, didn't know if he was stuck in the purgatory I am of bouncing between the two boards

its strange, this retarded little community has holed up in all sorts a strange corners of the internet and you can never tell who's where

>>83696444
any scene of a troll doing that gesture?

>>83696566
did they specify that the characters look their age? top kek

>>83697374
I've always been here
Why the fuck would you go anywhere else, even if the threads are banned

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>>83697004
its hard to stay angry at him just because he ruined all of space and time

>>83697366
so, you mean like omega flowey

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>>83697369
sounds fine to me

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>>83697396
yes
they didnt even want it to be sexy
just age correct

>>83697440
did john ever get his free ipad2

>>83697359
Same thing. It retroactively creates it.

>>83696699
it does have an indent

>No fic where caliborn brutally murders and rapes the troll girls
and i thought you all actually LIKED caliborn. sigh.

>>83697397
eh its kinda nice

there's a lot of activity here on /co/ in terms of art/fics/lewds which is great

but then sometimes you wanna shitpost for days, and thats what the other is good for

i just like seeing how everyone is doing on any particular day. we're all friends, even if we hate one another because we just talk to eachother every fucking day and eventually its just nice having a lil community a weirdos

>>83697440
for what end

>>83697369
/co/ uniformly finds caliborn adorable as well as the best character, and /co/ is correct in this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI

(obligatory)

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>>83697471
>rape
No, just murder. Sorry.

>>83697401
>ruined all of space time

The Outer Rim is just a shit heap filled with the antithesis of all existence, no one is sad to see it go. Aside from that, he only fucked up an indeterminate number of universes that couldn't possibly amount to more than a drop in the bucket.

>>83697480
to get people taking about a 19 year old canonically dating a 13 year old and how everyone was ok with it
sometimes people just commission conversation pieces

>tfw davekat is shit but don't want karkat to be sad

>>83697489
Not many people here like Dirk but everyone likes this ship.

>>83697531
wtf this isn't ancient rome

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>>83696566
tfw no older woman meenah/condy to kiss

>>83697489
God dammit

>>83697531
well
it gave me a viber

>>83697472
>we're all friends
Speak for yourself
All my friends died two years ago, I don't recognize any of you people
I can honestly say I hate every single one of you

>>83697507
What about hand holding? His hands are large enough to hold them all at once.

>>83697531
it's this weird gray area

i mean, their ages are pretty different under normal circumstances

but they're also ghosts who will never grow up or mature

>>83697315
No. I mean, was Beforus created by the kids at the end of Act 7?

>>83697571
i want to be the little buoy

STREAM INFO

Reddit Stream starts in about an hour, and lasts until midnight. They'll be playing all kinds of misc Homestuck stuff.

Official Music Team Stream is tomorrow at 4PM EST. They'll be doing a live commentary over Volume 10. No Bowman or Radiation though.

/hsg/ Concert Stream will happen sometime in between, whenever the album becomes available, so we can all have a first listen together.

Just keeping everyone informed.

>>83697524
i thought the furthest ring was made up of all the aspects

>>83697575
I MEANT BONER

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>>83697578
but I don't hate you anon :3

>>83696583
i just realized no one has actually talked about kanaya's feet in a while

damn

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>>83697571
how do we live without fish lasses

>>83697578
bit deep lad

>>83697622
Well just stick to supernatural on a loop you know

>>83697645
old hag whore feet

>>83697602
no. universe A was presumably just one in some absurdly huge infinite chain of universes spanning all creation. in act 7 the kids create universe C, which is the one where hussie and caliborn/calliope live.

>>83696583
Why is she hairy? FUCK.

>>83697602
...? No. What would give you that idea? The universe that housed Beforus and later Alternia was created by an unseen session, I think the only thing we know about it is that it had 24 players or something.

>>83697676
6 and 9

Would you fuck Poppop?

>>83697628
it is, though it's strongly tied to the void aspect.
surprisingly, the guy who called it the "outer rim" was wrong

>>83697676
Your name makes me feel much less creative about my land, Land of Bismuth and Fractals.

>>83697709
heh, 69

>>83697715
delete this

>>83697689
Supposedly 48 squiddle players because there are 48 zodiac signs in troll culture.

>>83697533
he would get over it
People pretend davekat is some great timeless romance instead of two people with no other options hooking up

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>>83640111
Upon drawing this I realized it probably wasn't a request but they were just talking about the way I draw. And while it's not that much to a point (I doodle these quickly, it just takes a while to actually sit and work on a particular request + I get distracted a lot) it's still an accurate representation of me.

>>83697676
What country?

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>>83697688
why not?

>>83697645
i'm sure we all hold a place deep in our hearts for kanaya's feet

>>83697764
can you draw aradia caught in a tree because of her horns?
if you're taking requests

>>83697536
If only many people liked the ship these days. If only.

>>83697622
This post might be bullshit but I believe reddit is also going to attempt to stream vol 10 if it comes out at midnight, so we might be screwed

>>83697533
lets be honest homestuck is pretty clear that all of its relationships are between teenagers and shouldnt be taken too seriously as eternal loves. davekat probably falls apart a couple years in anyway

>>83697536
Our lord had a thing for him and deserves to get his boy toy

Also Dirk is a pretty weird guy and it's hard to think of other people to plausibly ship him with

>>83697791
It's gross.

>>83697833
I don't know Rose and Kanaya seem pretty serious

>>83697764
are you the person who did >>83696304
also do you have an art tumblr?

>>83697764
it was both

>>83697851
You mean boring

>>83697832
Why would we be screwed? We can still have our own stream.

>>83697851
yeah actually thats the one exception

>>83697851
eternity is a long time to love someone

that is if kanaya is immortal due to her rainbow drinker thing, if not, it will probably be a sad parting

>>83697838
>tfw no chocolate jade to go down on

>>83697728
My name is literally memes.

And your comment about lands just made me realize how rad a Homestuck game with Yumme Nikki exploration would be.

>>83697782
Argentina. Technically law of consent is 13 but people will raise eyebrows if you go for younger than 15.

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>>83697832
how close are we to midnight in americay

>>83697910
that didn't stop mituna or latula

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>>83697440
>they didnt even want it to be sexy
Funny how it still ended up being sexy anyway.

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>>83697846
everybody grows body hair naturally

>>83696936
I do but I guess the whole point of coming here and staying an anon was to have fun free of any authorship burden. I'm not fandom famous but not completely unknow either so people will probably realize who I am anyway because of the way I draw :/

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>>83697946

>>83697910
There are many methods the characters could use to get the trolls to God Tier, especially if their Quest slabs survived Derse+Prospit exploding.

>>83697531
Christ, I always forget about that age difference. Does make it rather odd upon review, but hey ghost shenanigans I guess.

>>83697959
Meme argument for wanting to fuck a sasquatch.

>>83697934
4 hours 30 minutes or so if we're talking about Eastern Standard Time.

>>83697985
i'm amazed tumblr never threw a shitfit about that but hey i guess that's how you know the fandom truly died

>>83697934
Rite now its 7:33

>>83697959
Jade was clearly taught by nanna that no boy would like her if she didn't shave and act like a proper lady

Oh yeah? Well listen to THIS:

I Ha

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>>83697969
oh ok
i was just looking for a name to put on the file but its cool if you wanna stay anon

Hey, who would be up to setting up a MSPFA rec list

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>>83698003
you feel very strongly about this

is it something you've thought about...a lot?

>>83697985
>>83698012
Well, remember that we don't know how long (Vriska) spent in the dream bubbles before meeting Meenah.Long enough to date (John) for a while, at least.

Even then, that relationship did end in disaster, and Meenah did get kind of uncomfortable about the age difference.

>>83697854
I am~ I did ask for requests twice in the past week and did Condy with a foot, Aradia watching movies, Dirk and Meenah high-fiving, Karkat+Kiwi and Doze. Am working on a couple more now. And I already replied about tumblr~ If anybody guesses who I am than I'll confirm it but I don't want to link myself just yet OxO Sorry!

>>83697985
thinking about it, vriska was much older than meenah measured by actual time spent existing, since vriska had been in the dream bubbles for infinity already. whereas meenah arrives just before we see her for the first time in act 6 and she goes off and does openbound and meets vriska straight away.

>>83698026
>taught by nanna
when? only time nannasprite and jade were even near eachother was the end of the comic

also girls with bodyhair are hot and ive thought this ages before tumblr started doing it to "eschew gender norms"

>>83697982
>john canon-zapping the non-gods into the session to kill them on their quest beds, then zapping back to the new universe

i guess???

VOLUME TEN LEAK!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
;^)

>>83698085
Alabaster and cool and new webcomic are my only two pics.

>>83697536
What if we'd gotten this Strider/capslock alien ship instead of Davekat?

>>83698098
u rock

>>83698087
Only with vaginas. It kind of grosses me out.

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>>83698109
>near the end of the comic
You mean for three years where nanna effectively served as her mother
Because she is her mother

>>83698122
oh no you got me right good mate!

>>83698122
>implying that I haven't memorized the URL by now

>>83698109
and three years alone on that ship

nobody cares what you think apefucker

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>>83698122

>>83698122
You just know that Trizza's going to make a reference to this in Hiveswap.

>>83698111
If the slabs are intact than they could just go and grab them before entering the door. The still have access to the trolls' session.

Also, Roxy might be able to pull them out of the void, and they might even be able to alchemize them.

>>83698122
I just moused over Embed

>>83698179
Is this even a prediction? It's a vintage meme, she's all over that shit. I would be actually upset at Hussie if he fucked something like that up. If you're gonna be a hack, at least go through with it.

>>83698157
>>83698166
so why cant the art be before then?

>>83698193
Alchemizing God Tier beds sounds interesting.

Quick /hst/ , name one alchemizing ingredient of a god tier bed!

>>83698193
i'm pretty sure they need to be in a session to work that way, perhaps even in the session they're native to

>>83698142
I thought this way too until I finally had sex last week
It's pretty hot actually!

>>83696612
Wait what happened to Terezi? Where was she last seen?

accordiing two all known law2
of aviiatiion,


there ii2 no way a bee
2hould be able two fly.


iit2 wiing2 are two 2mall two get
iit2 fat liittle body off the ground.


the bee, of cour2e, fliie2 anyway


becau2e bee2 don't care
what human2 thiink ii2 iimpo22iible.


yellow, black. yellow, black.
yellow, black. yellow, black.


ooh, black and yellow!
let'2 2hake iit up a liittle.


barry! breakfa2t ii2 ready!


oomiing!


hang on a 2econd.


hello?


- barry?
- adam?


- oan you beliieve thii2 ii2 happeniing?
- ii can't. ii'll piick you up.


lookiing 2harp.


u2e the 2taiir2. your father
paiid good money for tho2e.


2orry. ii'm exciited.


here'2 the graduate.
we're very proud of you, 2on.


a perfect report card, all b'2.


very proud.


(Part 1 of 60)

Wait, when do they travel to just after Caliborn smashes the clock and fight him only to get their immortal souls trapped forever inside the sburb logo.

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>>83698230
Because before then Jade was raised by smooth, hairless carapaces

>>83698233
a bed

>>83698233
another player's quest bed

and a doomed version of yourself

>>83698242
Well you haven't tried shaved so how can you compare?

>>83698233
Rectangle and Stone

>>83698255
ma! ii got a thiing goiing here.


- you got liint on your fuzz.
- ow! that'2 me!


- wave two u2! we'll be iin row 118,000.
- bye!


barry, ii told you,
2top flyiing iin the hou2e!


- hey, adam.
- hey, barry.


- ii2 that fuzz gel?
- a liittle. 2peciial day, graduatiion.


never thought ii'd make iit.


three day2 grade 2chool,
three day2 hiigh 2chool.


tho2e were awkward.


three day2 college. ii'm glad ii took
a day and hiitchhiiked around the hiive.


you diid come back diifferent.


- hii, barry.
- artiie, growiing a mu2tache? look2 good.


- hear about frankiie?
- yeah.


- you goiing two the funeral?
- no, ii'm not goiing.


everybody know2,
2tiing 2omeone, you diie.


don't wa2te iit on a 2quiirrel.
2uch a hothead.


ii gue22 he could have
ju2t gotten out of the way.


ii love thii2 iincorporatiing
an amu2ement park iintwo our day.


that'2 why we don't need vacatiion2.


boy, quiite a biit of pomp...
under the ciircum2tance2.

(part 2 of 60)

>>83698233
Derse/Prospit Pajamas

>>83698230
because she has dog ears you dumb stupid.
Jade got her dog ears and immediately was on the ship to suffer

>>83698271
you dont seem to understand

the carapacians don't need to shave

it would be like jade always wearing shoes because she was raised by a species with no feet; it wouldn't make any sense

>>83698259
after some indeterminate period in the new universe. potentially a really long time, since theyre immortal

go home vfan

>>83698259
No one knows. Probably after collide, before act 7.

There's a theory that it's the Alt-Kids who fight him, but not likely, since only real John can teleport like that.

>>83698255
I’m Thinking Of A Number Between My Buttocks
Do You Know What It Is
It’s My Credit Score And It Happens To Be 720
The Higher My Credit Score The Better Chance I Have At Saving A Lot Of Money

carapace feet

>>83698325
>>83698289
>>83698255
quit it

>>83698279
well yes but it's not gross at the very least.

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>>83698124
Red Dead Virgo is also a must. I used to remember other ones by name but I've forgotten them now. We should probably add non homestuck MSPFAs too. That shitty forum had some great stuff.

Wait I just realized it's dead. All that shit is gone now.

dang

How much of the fan adventures forums was archived?

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>>83698331
everything in this post is totally wrong and makes no sense

>>83698320
No silly, she shaves because she wants to be like her smooth hairless chesspiece mom the white queen

>deletes my comment
>doesn't ban spam

>>83698398
So when do you think the kids fight clockwork majyyk Caliborn?

>>83698401
where would she get the razors and learn how to shave

nowhere

because they don't shave or need to shave

the white queen would be more likely to tell her that she's different and therefore special, which would make her feel pride and want to keep her hair

>>83698373
Is this the bee movie script written in Sollux's typing quirk?

>>83698387
I bet Dirk shaves his pubes smooth. It makes sense given his frequent ablutions and neurotic mindset.

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>>83698401
I wish there was more parental stuff with Jade and her moms

>>83698472
Nah, he probably shaves it so it looks like his dick has anime hair.

>>83698448
Grandpa would clearly have old-timey razors

>>83698238
Well, they can go to the trolls' session, via the same means that Bec Noir did during Cascade. Apparently the Veil has a teleporter that leads to the session that created that universe. Which seems kind of contrived but that's Homestuck for ya.

>>83698329
It's not a long time considering Caliborn still describes them as teens in the masterpiece

>>83698471
I don't know what's more autistic: the fact that you're dumping this or that someone translated the entirety of the bee movie into sollux's quirk.

Either way, please stop this

>>83698423
read
>>83698329

john explicitly told roxy he would zap everyone to caliborn after everything was over while they were chatting on lowas in the void. it fits with everything else about the timeline that we know if we assume that he wasnt just lying about that for no reason

>>83698506
>not grooming his hair to look like a hat on his dick

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>>83696000
>>83696060
There we're done forever

>>83698520
he wouldn't keep them anywhere a young girl might find them and hurt herself with

>>83698537
they pulled this on serketchan for weeks
months maybe

>>83698537
it was probably the same person doing both, leading to the rare double autism combo

may god have mercy on our souls

>>83698549
>Muse
>Singing

What the fuck.

>>83698538
Why don't they bring trolls with them?

>john explicitly told roxy he would zap everyone to caliborn after everything was over while they were chatting on lowas in the void.
Wow I don't remember that at all. Can someone verify this so I don't have to page through a lot of dialogue?

>nobody is reporting it
lmao

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>>83698472
How convenient that I actually have a picture of that already drawn

>>83698560
We're talking about the guy who let a baby play with guns.

>>83698549
Now you need to overlay the characters' faces on the appropriate boxes.

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yeah this an 8ch drama trip calling herself vfan

she's pretty awful

when she's not posting the bee movie script or pasting entire wikipedia articles she whines about capitalism's evils and socialist upheaval

yeah, she's a blast to have around.

The Reddit stream has єχтяαтєяяєsтяιαl
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>83698560
LOL

>>83698626
guns are the harley legacy. shaving razors are dangerous

i never said it made sense

>>83698525
hussie said something about them not aging past a certain point on formspring. but yeah its totally possible they went to caliborn 5 minutes after the football picnic. it kinda sucks to think of them not getting to enjoy the new universe they worked for though. i prefer thinking they did it after a long time, but you can headcanon anything you like

>>83698544
My head canon is that all the kids shave their pubic hair into the shape of their symbols.

>>83698638
Sounds like the living embodiment of Tumblr.

>>83698560
best joke of the thread right there

>>83698604
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009012
>JOHN: aside from fixing the time line, there's another benefit to my new power.
>JOHN: once we all decide we're ready to fight him, i can just zap us all right to him.
>JOHN: we could take him by surprise again.

Although I have no idea WHY John would want to fight him. Seems kinda weird.

>>83698604
They brought Arquiusprite with them.
remember, lord english is so buff because Caliborn's immortal soul got fused with Arquiusprite's