>Iron Man is Tony Stark's bodyguard

>>83694752
I miss secret identities.

So? Nigga needs a job, not like he has Tony Stark money.

I forgot about this until I read the Spidey comic Marvel is doing at the moment.

>>83694772
Secret identities being considered essential to being a superhero is pretty stupid.

>>83694752
well duh, its not like Stark could be iron man, he has a heart condition, plus they've been in the same room together.

>>83695021
Does Tony Stark still have any heart conditions/injuries?

I mean he isn't even Howard's son now in canon right, he was retconned into being adopted or some shit?

>Bruce Wayne funds Batman

>>83695142
No, but he has the miniture reactor on his chest again after having wiped his own memories.

And yeah he's adopted now.

>>83695142
nah he fixed that ages ago. doesnt even have a repulsor in his chest anymore.

>>83694992
They're not essential, but they can be good.

>>83695207
Man neverending comicbook universes are retarded. Daytime soap operas wish they could get this stupid with their character drama twists.

>>83695207
i must have missed that one, is it in bendis' current run, because you can see him in a tank top in issue 1 and the reactor isnt there.

>Pete ''knows'' Spider-man

>>83695270
Spider-Man is Peter Parkers bodyguard.

>>83695315
bootyguard

>>83695257
It happened during Dark Reign. Maybe he doesn't have it anymore thanks to Secret Wars.

This thread got me thinking, has there ever been a superhero who's public persona pretends to be against vigilantes? Like if Spider-Man was actually J. Jonah Jameson.

Drake Bell can't be Dragon Fly! Look at this picture of them together!

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>>83695519
Oops forgot pic

>>83695270
>>83695315
>Peter works for Spiderman

Man, moviefags just really can't stand when comics aren't exactly like the movies, especially in any written before 2000. I guess that's why Marvel pushes synergy so hard.

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>>83695512
>Like if Spider-Man was actually J. Jonah Jameson.
>implying he isn't