Meanwhile..at the Legion of Doom.

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>>83673870

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>>83673870
why do we bother to meet like this? we all think the same thing

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>>83674224
boiler maintnence, mmmhm

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I have a plan, but I'm going to need the Riddler for it....

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WHO TOUCH SOLOMON GRUNDY NECROPHILLIA'S DIGEST?!?

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>>83674386
My ears are burning!

What can I do you for, Lex?

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>>83675497
Batman has been a major asset to the Justice League as of late. If we want any chance of beating them, we must take him out first, and we have to make sure he wouldn't dare cross us again. I need you to get caught again, taken to Arkham, then convince Joker to rape the Batman.

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>>83675597
...but he's sitting right over there.

>>83675597
Tell him to set up a ton of riddles and hidden stuff so Batman will be occupied for the next couple days!

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DID SOMEBODY SAY RAPE?!

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>>83675732
Doctor you expect me to talk to that sex crazed psycho? He'd probably get excited and rape me instead.

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>>83675804
DON'T YOU DARE! THE JOKER MUST DO IT!

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>>83675753
And when he solves them? Rape is the only answer.

>>83676063
Maybe he could team up with the Mad Hatter to include subliminal messages about raping?

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Is this the ERP thread?

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>>83676226
No, this is Patrick.

>>83676157
And have that horney fool come to us? No thank you! Can you imagine? A Batman who rapes? Next thing you know the Commissioner has been asking him to.

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>>83676324

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>>83676308
Rick was actually pretty hot to be honest.

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Have you FOOLSSSS found me Cobra Commander Yet?

>>83676369
Why doesn't Superman just rape Lex Luthor?

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>>83676924
Sigh. Yes, we just don't care...

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>>83676926
Please! You think I didn't anticipate that?!? My battle suit started as a chastity belt!

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>>83677015
Where issss he? I need to find him for COBRAA... you didn't hear that.

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>>83677057
Does it also administer daily doses?

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>>83677106
.....Possibly.

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>>83677090
Don't you have a weather machine to build or something?

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>>83677481
No I don't do that anymore Cobra has been disbanded for years and i'm to old. But they don't make terrorist like they used to.

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I have an idea! Lets rape Batman!

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>>83677690
THAT WAS MY IDEA!

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>>83677581
So you admit you are him?

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MY MONEY!!!!

>Dies

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>>83677842
I don't know, I'm fairly certain its my original idea.
How about whoever rapes him first gets credit?

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>>83677861
Yesss you got me I just wanted in the Legion Of Doom, your guards are awful by the way.

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What if you all just, you know, just turn into very large guns and shoot wildly at him!?

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>>83678142
Lord Megatron thank god you're here, these fools are not really planning they're just talking about rape.

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>>83677914
No you blind idiot! It has to be the Joker! The Joker must be the one to rape the Batman for it to mean anything!

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>>83677932
....................We have guards?!?!?

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>>83678142
>>83678261
You're acting as if that's a bad thing. Or would you like us to divert our attention to you? I know Solomon Grundy has been waiting for us to use him for quite some time. If not, I suggest staying out of our way.

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>>83678261
RAPE! What a splendid idea. We should just rape Optimus Prime, therefore demoralizing him and reducing his position as leader of the autobots to a laughable status. I'm glad I thought of it!

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>>83678356
My lord that might work I'll be reporting from Cybertron.

>>83678456
This is for
>>83678429

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>>83678393
Too late Earth germ I have made it back to Cybertron as a Guardian.

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>>83678556
There's no place I can't buy my place to. And just so you know I'm serious. I once stole forty cakes. That's as many as four tens.

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>>83678622
Good luck germ just don't go the space bridge terminal on Earth

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Shit, I almost missed another meeting...

But then again, the company picnic with my girls was something I had to attend to.

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>>83678763
You can hide all you want! But I wont stop till I steal all your cakes!...And your virginity, that too.

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>>83678821
Ah, yes, have a seat. We've just been coming up with a solution that might solve all our problems. Tell me, have you ever tried raping King Mickey?

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>>83679260
FOOLS! Why not just send them into a future where you have already won? It worked for me.

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>>83679317
Y-You're not serious are you?....You sent him to the future....where you will exist. What if he goes on a revenge quest to rape you?!? It's a rape or be rapped world out there, Aku. You should have stuck it in him while you had a chance!

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Hey guys, I have a plan! What if we offered to give the Justice League a set of commemorative action figures... That AREN'T in mint condition! Their spirits will be so broken that they'll have no choice but to surrender to us!

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>>83679260

Pete and Maleficent considered that possibility when I was working for them, but they decided that the risk of pissing off Queen Minnie wasn't worth the reward.

But as long as they leave me, my escort business, and the girls that work for me alone I have no qualms with 'em. And yes, I'm well aware of the fact that they're slaughtering my kind.

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>>83679368
Who says I didn't? I did disguise myself as a woman and seduce him twice, you know!

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>>83679424
Hmmm, I think I can see where you're going with this. And when they come crawling to us begging for mercy, we say we will, on the one condition that they let us rape them.

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>>83679445
What kind of degenerate pile of garbage would sit around idly as someone is slaughtering their own kind?!? I say you march into that damned castle and rape the both of them. Then the dog! And for good measure stick it through those cursed chipmunks!

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>>83679368
BECAuSE BY THEN YOu'D HAVE SO MANY YEARS TO THINK OF A COuNTER STRATEGY TO THAT "REVENGE QuEST" AS YOu PuT IT?
>>83679239
THAT'S AS MANY AS FOuR EARTH TENS, THE ABSOLuTE MADHuMAN!

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Hi, everyone!

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>>83679456
Aku, you sly devil you. That'll make him think twice. DRINKS ALL AROUND.

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>>83679547
Why are you still here?

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>>83679525
No cake is safe while I'm around. When I become president all the cakes in the country will be mine! And what's worse of all? I don't wash my hands.

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>>83679445

Sir! You're alive!

The girls and I were worried, we thought you had died.

W-would you like this month's report? I made sure that everything was in order while you were gone.

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>>83679594

Because I'm bored and have nothing better to do.

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When isss DeeDee going to ssshow up and blow up the legion again?

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>>83676823
That he was.

wew

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SOLOMON GRUNDY BROUGHT THE DONUTS!

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>>83682358
give me back my donuts

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83674224
Underated