The entire justice league vs a stick Who wins?

>>83619347
They can just break the stick.

>>83619347
Stick, duh.
Read comics you fucking casual.

>>83619369
The stick's name is Martha

>>83619369
Now there are two sticks

>>83619369
but then there would be two sticks.

Martian Manhunt will get jobbed by the stick's telekinesis power and the rest will beat up the stick.

How much prep time does the stick have?

>>83619369
But then there'd be two sticks. Stick wins.

Marvel wins because when Marvel inevitably tries to one up DC with their own stick story the stick will actually be Uncle Ben.

>>83619369
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOUBLED THE STICK ARMY

>>83619405
This guy.

>>83619386
plot twist
>with Batman out of the equation, the League attack and are defeated

>>83619402
>J'onn attempts to mind-read the stick
>Pretends to see something horrifying so he can fly off into space and ignore all this nonsense.
J'onn just jobs because he's tired of everyone's shit.

What if you burned the stick to ash?

MM would probably die in the blaze but the League would still win

>>83619347
Flash trips over it
J'onn tries to read its mind but the psychic backlash is too much
Wonder Woman's lasso has no effect.
GL and Hawkgirl are too busy arguing post fight snu snu later
Superman gives a speech about cardboard to it while Batman pays the stick to betray Luthor

>>83619488
Stick Ashes Spread to the Wind
Stick Everywhere
Winner Stick

>>83619488
Wow Supes, jumping right to murder?

The duke it out for an issue or two but the stick sees that it was all a misunderstanding and they in fact need to join forces, the next three issues are them fightng Starro the Conqueror until Stick gets its own baby queen starro and it becomes a starro civil war.
And that's when the whole universe gets retconned again.

>>83619347
Just rape the stick

>>83619574
is it true that they made the stick black in the new reboot?

>>83619347
Gold or silver age Stick?

>>83619596
Haha have you ever seen Evil Dead? You don't rape sticks...

What if they toss the stick into the Phantom zone? Or put it in Arkham or Belle Reve?

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>>83619596
Take your meds Gordon

Is the stick allowed to use it's loyal sidestick?

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>>83619605
Mahogany instead of Oak.

>>83619596
I bet that'll happen in Snyder's JL

>>83619347
What if it was next to a yellow Kryptonite with bracelet magnetism named Martha, that was set on fire?

>>83619662
It's bisexual now too.

>>83619622
just lobotomize it with heat vision

>>83619347
Why is the justice league fighting gal gadot exactly?

>>83619809
>bistictual

ftfy

Did you know the stick was originally a parody of Rob Liefeld? Like not any of his properties but Rob Liefeld himself.

>>83619347

The stick, they are comic books and cartoons characters, so we just use the stick to destroy the comics and dvd's

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Superman: Wait, it's just a stick. Can't we just ignore it?
Batman: Sorry Clark, we still need a winner
Flash: Then let's just stick it in jail and get this over with.
Batman: You're still not funny.

>meanwhile in jail, one of the prison guards notices a small tree branch inside of an empty cell and promptly throws it outside, where an unsuspecting dog picks it up and runs towards a car, gets hit by it, making the stick fly into another car. That same car stops short of the Daily Planet and it's driver notices it. He throws it a ways back where an unsuspecting Clark Kent is walking by while he trips over said stick.

Superman and Batman begin to argue the merits of a preemptive attack on the stick, with Superman favoring a diplomatic solution over violence. Superman wants to reason with the stick.

Wonder Woman decides to solve the impasse by using the lasso of truth on the stick to determine its true intentions. Getting no response, Wonder Woman goes off on her own to reexamine her place in man's world, pondering how the stick could resist the lasso and what this means to everything she's been raised to believe.

Martian Manhunter senses a kinship with the stick because of their shared weakness to fire and thus is not inclined to attack.

John Stewart and Hawkgirl argue about their relationship.

The stick is of dry land and resists Aquaman's attempts to communicate with it. The League considers replacing Aquaman with the stick.

The Flash channels the speed force to search the multiverse for futures where the stick lost to see what the consequences of fighting the stick could be. This triggers a ripple I'm the time stream that traps Flash in a future where Batman got a splinter the stick, the cut became infected, he died, and Joker killed the loved ones of all of the Justice League in retaliation for not protecting his love.

Cyborg can't get a read on the stick.

Truly, the Justice League have met their match.

>>83619901
>In-animate object
>Weak to fire and termites
>Buoyant
>BORN WITH NO FEET

>>83619398
>>83619399
>>83619412
>>83619426

Dumbasses, They wouldnt be sticks. They would be twigs now.

>>83619922
>The League considers replacing Aquaman with the stick.
heh

>>83619922
>not "Cyborg is mad the stick has more personality than him"

>>83619347
J'onn gets jobed by the stick. Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash and Green Lantern team up with Lex Luthor to beat the stick.

Batman and Hawk girl go off to fuck because neither of them consider the stick a threat.

>>83620221
What do you mean, he's colossus but urban with lasers and rockets.

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>>83619994
EVEN WORSE

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>>83619398

>>83619994
no you fuck. all twigs are sticks but not all sticks are twigs. there would still be two sticks

>>83620633
The fuck you on about? twigs are literally small sticks.

>>83620686
Know a lot about small sticks, do you?

>>83620686
that's what i'm saying. sure if you break the stick in half it would be two twigs, but since twigs are sticks, there would still be two sticks

>>8361999 said that they wouldn't be sticks and that's wrong.

>>83620734
meant to quote >>83619994

>>83620833
oh FUCK

Simple superman has a long dragged destroying metropolis which ultamilty ends with superman being forced to snap the sticks neck

fuck this thread didn't had the right to be this hilarious. Save me in the screenshot lads before this gets posted to plebbit

>>83620833
/thread

>>83619426
>stick army
I believe the politically correct term is faggot

>>83620833
Spoiler that man. That's brutal

>>83620918
>The JL versus an army of faggots
>This evening at 9, 8 central
>See the thrilling conclusion when superman pounds a bunch of faggots to dust.

>>83620918
Hilariously accurate. The lost measurement

>>83620958
I think when there's more than one it's a bushel.

A bushel of faggots.

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>>83619521
>J'onn tries to read its mind but the psychic backlash is too much

I don't know but Marvel does the same story but altered with the inclusion of a huge twist in the middle, a couple of deaths, a universe changing retcon, something that makes the heroes fight each other. In the end, it'll be revealed the stick was actually an Inhuman and Groot's son. It'll ship with 30 Variant Covers $7 Cheap at 56 Pages....... it'll sell thrice the amount of whatever DC's publishing

>>83621003
We just call that Mardi Gras

>>83621003
Hmm, bushel doesn't sound quite right. Army isn't quite right either. Perhaps a gaggle of faggots is more appropriate.

>>83621167
A faggle?

>>83621231
nah, too /v/ sounding.

>>83621071
You're trying too hard to fit in, buddy.

>>83619474
>implying he doesn't fly two blocks to the nearest gas station and buy a pack of cookies
He doesn't even find some place to eat them. Just plops down on the curb outside the store like a junkie.

Why Superman just doesn't send the stick to the sun?

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>>83619369
>>83619398

Stick is my new husbando.

>>83621306

He'd freebase them if he weren't afraid of fire.

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>>83621231

Doesn't sound right. A gaggot, maybe?

>>83619347
Sticks have no known weakness.

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>>83622586
you sure about that?

>>83622586
>That one time stick was killed off when Joker shot him with a canister of thermite powered termites in Sticking Joke

>>83622883
Now you have a stick on fire, and if you think breaking that shit in half will do you any good you've got two sticks on fire

The entire League has a long and arduous battle in which they almost lose when Batman comes in at the last second and snaps in Big Guy style.

>>83622883
You just made him more powerful, now Martian Manhunter doesn't stand a chance.

>>83622893
That was retconned by the editors because the Canadian Wood Federation found it offensive, stick was only hobbled by the termites and recovered in a later series.

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>>83619347
Motherfuckers, come at me.

>>83622883
>>83623162
After Martian Manjobber dies, the fire burns hotter, becomes yellow and GL is fucked too.

>>83619347
Why don't you just Rape the Joker, Batman?

>>83619347
will the stick rape the entire justice leagu?

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>>83623085
>>83623162
>>83623275
What. about. now?!

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>>83623358
Superman sobs because it reminds him of his planet.

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>>83619922
The Lasso of Truth has no effect on THE STICK OF TRUTH

New official /co/ power rankings

1. stick
2. Dr. Manhattan
3. Speed Force
4. Vibranium
5. Pym Particles
6. Batman's plot armor

>>83624070
You forgot bees

>>83624070
Awright everyone wrap it up that's /thread!
Let's archive this sumnabitchand, clock the fuck out and go home, good work boys.

>>83624070
molecule man easily beats pym particles

>>83624113
my god

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Don't worry everyone, I'll save the da-

Oh shit is that stick?

Fuck this shit, I'm out of here!

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>>83624113
Where is your God now.

>>83623789

https://youtu.be/RQwHbmjx38w

>>83619347
The Justice League decide that the only way to take on the stick is to go in all at once. They all charge in, getting the stick trapped in the middle. Yet as they charge, the stick falls over, causing all of them to clonk their heads into each other knocking each and every single one out.

Stick takes the battle, this isn't even debatable.
>>83624070
>>83624113
The REAL question is who wins in a fight, Dr. Manhattan armed with the Speed Force, a vibranium shield, a capsule of Pym Particles, the essence of Batman's plot armor, and the stick's weight in bees.

>>83619347
What about the Avengers? Or the Xmen?

>>83624210
Underated post

>>83624468
The X-men see the stick destroying a city and then go home because it isn't a mutant.

>>83624210
Banana Tree's are the GL's worst enemy.

>>83623358
Well great, now you've got a bunch of tiny stick particles

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>>83619347
What crime did the stick commit?

>>83625915
Stidoku

>>83625915
Nick Fury poked his eye out with it.

I can't think of any DC pirates at the moment. I'm sorry.

>>83624248
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

>>83619488
The ashes cover the justice league and gives them a violent coughing fit

>>83619922
>met their match
Heh

>>83622883
>set a stick on fire
>it gains bonus fire damage

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>Stick what are you......ARGHHHHH

>>83619596
Splinters, ow.

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>>83621306
GIMME A COOKIE!

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>>83626199
hmmm... ravager is the only one i can think of... besides slade

What's superman's approval rating in the DC universe? Would the average person let superman touch their dick if he said it was important?

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>>83620918
>faggot

>>83622586
Termites disagree.

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Can stick beat stone stick?

>ITT /co/ gets to be /tg/

>>83628114
That seems to be what it turned into

>>83619854
Underrated post

Is the stick electrified?

>>83620833
MODS

>>83629366
FUCK THE MODS!!! I'M CALLING THE NAVY!!

>>83619398
hahahahahah. oh /co/....

>>83625915
raped joker

>>83623162
oh noes...

>>83619347
The Justice League. Don't be stupid.

>inb4 le funny stick memes

>>83629502
t. Batman

>>83620221
>not "Cyborg somehow gets his arms ripped off by the stick to show that it means business"
>not "The stick effortlessly hacks Cyborg and shuts him down"
It's all that character is good for.

>>83625915
A stick up

>>83629540
He's also good at being the token minority member

>>83620221
That would be John Stewart's role, actually.

>>83623241
He's just a blind old man, what can he possibly do?

>>83619347
stick

>>83619379
fucking casuals

>>83624468
The Avengers break the stick in half. They promptly each split into sides arguing about which half of the stick is better, and Civil War 3 begins.

The X-Men easily defeat the stick, after which the media brands them as nature-destroying terrorists, and sends a new batch of Sentinels after them.

>>83629546
This guy

>>83620221
oh you guys...

>>83629546
I'm fucking dead

>>83629639
why are you even breath

>>83619605
they should. dc's last stick movie sucked ass

>>83624113
not the bees!!!!

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>>83619347
fuck your stick! HAHAHAHAHA

>>83629546
>A stick up
i dont get it

>>83629546
oh i get it now

>>83619922
The Wonder Woman bit had me laughing pretty hard.

>>83629962
its comics. a caracter never truly dies. Im sure Stick will come back in the next issues

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>>83630048
we are waiting

>>83619347
fucking stick killed all my family

What if the stick rapes the joker?

>>83629962
ANTS-man is Marvel,though.

JL is fucked.

>>83619347
The stick it actually has a point.

>>83632541
It has at least two, in fact.

The one in OP's picture has three, but that might be the 90's edge.

>>83630107
For ever stick you cut, two more will take it's place.

Hail Stick

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>>83623358
God damnit you fool! Do you know what you've done?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd0-ETjPppo

>>83619521
>Pays the stick to betray Luthor
I loved Injustice For All. Especially the Joker laugh (best of all time, IMO) at the end of part one.

>>83626199
There's Psycho Pirate.

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>>83620833
Morrison, is that you?

>>83619809
>the stick now bends both ways
I'm sick of this pandering

>>83627946
That's stick with preptime.

>>83619347
Is this an OGN/mini?

If so, Supes switches sides and kills MM and Shazam/Captain Marvel. The rest of the Justice League except Batman go into retirement. Batman continues his crusade against stick but the retirees come out of retirement to stop him. Batman defeats them and Superman kills Hawkgirl and paralyses the Flash. Batman then confronts Superman and Superman freezes himself and the stick in a cryogenic chamber in space, out of guilt. It's revealed that the stick contains carbon, which Superman also contains.

Looking back, an elderly Bruce Wayne wonders if it was all worth it.

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>entire main force of justice league gets their asses handed in like homework by the stick
> Zatanna, just getting off a thee month gig on a carnival cruise, warps in just to say that what up mofuckas, but find everyone fucked up and the stick in full control of the space station.
>"Hcnual ckits otni ecaps!"
>Stick is Starro's problem now

>>83633024
Or are you STICK of this pandering?

>>83633316
Shit forgot the last part.
>Zatanna goes home and takes a long ass bubble bath.

>>83633142
Took a moment but that was pretty good anon.

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>>83619922
>Martian Manhunter senses a kinship with the stick because of their shared weakness to fire and thus is not inclined to attack.

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>superman throws stick and whistles
>Stick is fucked

>>83619386

underrated

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>>83622883
Now you just did this but worse because stick > Juggernaut

>>83634738

OOOHHHH SHIT!

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>people thinking stick is the best
>not remembering the true champion

>>83635232

More like borerod.

The last time Rod inspired anyone was when he was dead.

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>>83620833
OH SHIT!

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>>83620833
fuck, this one got me pretty hard

>>83620833
SPOILER TAG THAT SHIT

>>83620833
>Superboy_Prime.jpg