Beartato

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Give me the diamonds, OP!

>>83576272
NEVER

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>>83576272

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This might also be the first one I've ever seen.

>>83575283
Well that's already over with.

Now we just wait until someone posts the violins and popcorn and thanksgiving ones and the thread's done.

>>83575256
I'm ashamed to admit how true this is.

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>>83579165

People who put toilet paper rolls on with the flap hanging under instead of over truly do deserve all the bad things in the world happening to them.

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>>83579213
There are others you know

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>>83579655

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>>83579671

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>>83579687

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>>83579705

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>>83579723

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>>83579742

>>83575256
In our defense, funnels are very interesting

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Nedroid is so pure

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>>83579789

>>83579705
This is my favorite, it works on so many levels

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>>83579835

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>>83579936

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>>83579948

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>>83579973

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>>83579985

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>>83580000
I think this one might be my favourite

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>>83580031

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>>83580058

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>>83580083

>>83579671
Oh look, /co/'s favorite book for the comicbook threads

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>>83580102

>>83580000
This is legitimately beautiful.

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>>83580123

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>>83580083
i always liked this edit

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>>83580141

>>83575256
HOW DID HE FIGURE IT OUT

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>>83580166

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>>83580123
Ellory?

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>>83580224

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>>83580255

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>>83580277

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>>83580289
Okay this one is actually my favourite.

>>83580255
Is this a monkey island reference?

Dear /co/

If you ever want to see anon again, bring 3000 (You)'s to the Nedroid Thread.

NO FUNNY BUSINESS.

Lo-hate, Criminal

>>83580513
but I don't want to see him again
Ever
I'll pay you to keep him

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>>83580804
Thanks Reginald

>>83580255
why am I laughing

>>83580562
Okay, in about 3 years they're going to need to bury something when they look up and see themselves. What are they gonna be burying?

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>>83580513
But I fucking Hate Anon!

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>>83580884
Because it's funny, I know /co/ doesn't know what that means, but in the outside is normal

Diamonds or Violins, which is the better Nedroid strip?

>>83581021
post both, I don't remember them by name.

>>83581021
Let's not open presents now

>>83580804
I know it gets said constantly and everyone is sick of hearing it, but jesus christ how can a webcomic character be relatable on this high of a level?

>>83581021
Diamonds by far.

There's so many different jokes and they're all brilliant.

>>83581161
this one is too real

>>83580232
>eating for two
Ellory you fat fuck

>>83581373
hey be nice to ellory

>>83579455
I can really relate to this one.

>>83581475
But Ellory's not nice.

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>>83581805
Reginald is the most relateable webcomic character ever, imo.

>>83579948
This sometimes happens when I'm at a hotel, as soon as I get back to my bed at home there's this almost arousing comfort down my spine.
Sorry, just saying.

>>83579869
How many exactly?

>>83580916
Honestly, Beartato, the frightening truth of the matter is it works. So there.

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>>83583928

>>83583928
Holy fuck I laughed hard. How has this not been posted before.

>>83582982
One.

>>83578887
This makes me unreasonably angry.

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Nedroid did time remnants first

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>>83578887
I just noticed that Beartato is wearing Harrison's clothes in the last panel

>>83582028
That doesn't mean you have to be like her. Don't be like Ellory.

>>83580277
The best the best

>>83580277
This one always cracks me up.

>>83581021
Whenever I even think of Violins I start to crack up. Diamonds is still a great joke though.

I hope I'm not the only one who reads Nedroid in Mordecai and Rigby's voices

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>>83586745
>reading Nedroid in Mordecai and Rigby's voices
you are beyond evil.

>>83580157
It's a sign of Nedroid's mastery that adding panels does not make the joke too long.

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>>83579835
>the rocket has Reginald's face

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>>83586745

>>83581021
Diamonds, I never understood why people like Violins so much, it's not a bad comic but it's sub-average for a nedroid IMO

>>83580317
Anyone have the One Piece edit?

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>>83587204
Somewhere, give me a minute. Enjoy this rarely posted one in the mean time.

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Found it

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>>83586745
Yeah, I read Reginald's in Mordecai's chill voice, I read Beartato's in Sumo's for some reason.

>>83580031
agreed

>>83587626
Is this an actual Nedroid or a fancomic?

>>83588521
yes

>>83576410
made me laff

>>83583995
love it

>>83580000
perfect

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This one reminds me of someone I know.

>>83590051
nice

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Why is Nedroid is the only good webcomic?

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>>83594820
There are other good webcomics, it's just that Nedroid is the most consistently good.

>>83594820
Because it's the only pure comic; untainted by things such as waifus and fetish fuel. There's no sex appeal at all, yet it's mature enough for adults to find and take it seriously, as with children. It is, in short, the perfect webcomic as it appeals to all audiences by appealing to no one in specific. Much like how Spongebob once was the perfect cartoon, but no longer is.

If you'll notice, there's not a shred of rule 34 for the comic at all.

>>83594987
>If you'll notice, there's not a shred of rule 34 for the comic at all.
we can fix that...

>>83580277
this will always be the best

>>83596159
I love the running joke with so many things having Reginald's name or face on it, and he has nothing to do with it

>>83596159

this must be an older one before the humor developed fully

a modern version would be more succinct

>>83586745
Reginald and Harrison have my voice. Beartato is just a slightly higher pitched, nasally version.

>>83596159
Remove the last panel and this is my life

>>83581161
DELETE THIS

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>>83596463

>>83596423
its everyone's life dude

>>83581161
It was a single track of Reginald singing over 'Two Princes'

can you lost that nedroid comic where reginald comes home and in the last panel he says 'wow I didnt even feel that' or something like this
thats my favourite one but I didnt save it

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Another jewel

>>83597052
can you post*

>>83597052

>reginald gets a flu shot
>brags about it to beartato
>cut to beartato sick in bed
>"wow i didn't even feel that"

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>>83597060
I prefer this one

>>83579869

Name 3 levels it works on. Then name one more.

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>>83597947
I also enjoy the callback to this comic

>>83579835
Last panel
>Deadpoolmovie.jpg

>>83579723
>>83579742
Reginald goes on a lot of dates with attractive women.

>>83597170
YES THATS IT
someone post is please

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>>83598612
Here ya go. It was fairly "recent"

>>83575211
>>83576410
>>83579655
>>83579679
>>83579687

Damn, Nedroid is some dark shit.

Is there a Beartato-version of Loss?

>>83599044
Yes.

>>83600774
Finish it!

>>83598974
thanks kind anon

>>83582441
>Dogs with tiny boots
>my email password
>Pus

Forty keks

>>83596423
Maybe the last panel is happening to you and you just dont know?

>>83601521
It's the tail end of ridiculous from the bubble he chases, not "Pus" silly.

>>83602122
it looks like pus to me which makes me laugh, but ridiculous is just as funny so I guess I just have brain problems!

Harrison is kinda hot

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>>83579723
It's his flashback's expression in the last panel that gets me.

>>83580884
Take your pick:
>Grilling Tacos is strange
>Gary asks for 1 taco and receives 4
>Kiss me I'm nice
>Reginald wants 12 tacos and that's a lot
>It's also 'lolsorandomXD'
>He's also holding up 12 (twelve) fingers

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OKAY SO /co/ I NEED YOUR HELP
A while back I remember reading a comic that I --think-- went like this:

>Reginald is outside and visiting Beartato
>"Oh no! Beartato is crying" (shows beartato crying through window
>"Oh wait, he's just cutting up some onions! Silly me!" (view through window changes as Reginald gets closer and sees he's cutting onions)
>As Reginald walks away we switch perspectives and see that someone in a cliche burglar outfit is having Beartato cut onions at gunpoint.

The problem is I don't think it's an official Nedroid comic. Am I accidentally attributing the wrong characters to it or is it a fan comic or what? Please Beartato thread on /co/ you are my last, best hope!

>>83588521
Fancomic
Notice the capital A's

could someone please find and post the DARE MASTER comic

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>>83603005
I really, really, really want a Dare Master jacket

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>>83602323
>He's also holding up 12 (twelve) fingers

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>>83603091
The truth or dare series is second only to the "Fool for x" trilogy.

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Speaking of Nedroid, has anyone read Back?
I'll see a few pages every now and then on Tumblr and it looks kinda interesting.

Might read it from the beginning if it's good

>>83603566
I wasn't really a fan
the plot is sorta tough female protag doesn't want to get swept up in bullshit, but does
Which isn't terrible, but KC's newer type of humor relies on a lot of ironic sarcasm, so there are tons of things that feel out of place and don't fit the story at all

I just don't understand how this webcomic has been going regularly for years and every single strip is gold. You'd think there'd be dips in consistency now and then but he just keeps fucking doing it. Is there any other comic that comes close? PFSC/SPFC managed it for a while but then the creator went insane so.

>>83596186

I like to think that Reginald's narcissism colors his perception of reality to the point where he just sees his face on random things.

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>>83594820
There are other good ones, my personal other favorites are PBF and Harkavagrant.

A MILLION LAUGHING BABIES

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>>83603091
but would you dare wear the daremaster jacket?

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>>83604649
I don't know. Maybe if someone dared me to.

>>83604649
I did this to a little teenage cousin of mine. He was bugged about it for days afterwards.

Didn't really get that I meant him when he was three.

>>83598503
Heh

>>83604649
I don't get it.

>>83606789
He's messing with him.

>>83603091
Someone post the Wonder Woman edit

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>>83607678

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>tfw this page is so much better because it did it better than xkcd

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>>83579679
>No more violins

Every time.

>>83609044
I love the follow-up comic as well.

>>83580000
EPIC GET

>>83580255
I haff tvelve tuhko

Does anybody else read the alt text? It makes 90% of them even better

>>83603647
>You'd think there'd be dips in consistency now and then but he just keeps fucking doing it.

I think the comic is the perfect example of "you can't rush perfection". It might help that there isn't a set schedule for these comics. Rather than feeling obligated to put one out because he's supposed to, he only makes a comic when he feels like its worth doing. Which is why I think his occasional mention of doing a weekly strip would ruin him.

>>83594820
You mean the only good episodic comedy webcomic?

Because there's stuff like Stand Still, Stay Silent that's also consistently good, but it's different in every conceivable way.

>>83580906
a 3rd Reginald and Beartato

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>>83602380
I found this, but I don't think it's what you're looking for.

>>83587264
>rarely posted
Not that rarely, unless you mean the uncolored version specifically.

>>83616156
I really don't see people post it much, I guess I'm just missing it.

>>83579973
this one, this is my favorite.

>>83586745
Always imagined Beartato sounding a bit more mellow.

>>83594820
It helps that he doesn't update on a schedule and only makes a comic when he has a good idea.

>>83581021
Violins but only because of the way I read the voices in my head.

>>83582441
The sheer amount of distress in both their faces in that last panel, I have no idea why it's so effective.

>>83600774
Still my fav

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>>83579269

>caring about the roll
>even using TP
>not using wet wipes

I weep for your dry, crusty butthole

>>83617619
what if you have really soft shits

>>83617619
This guy has the right idea.
Man, my asshole feels weird for hours after having to use a public toilet, no matter how much TP I use.
How anyone can stand to use it regularly, I have no idea.

>>83579973
I believe that means, "don't cry."

>>83580000
a beutiful comic and a beautiful get

>>83617619
See, I just pour vodka on my toilet paper and it's pretty much the same thing.

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>>83600802
PATION

>>83617619
My sink is within arm's reach so I dab my papes under the faucet

>>83587330
that's pretty brilliant too.

>>83603647
Perry Bible. Wonderella I guess, but its nowhere as consistent or fun, though still pretty great. Achewood has managed to keep being incredible after 15 years, but its many hiatuses, cancellations, early weirdness and some bizarre arcs/strips that lead nowhere, I think you could argue its hasnt been anywhere as constant as Nedroid or PB. Otherwise I cant think of any other humour comic that could ever dream of being as consistently amazing as Nedroid.

>>83600774
this one is cracks me in half, the last two panels are amazing somehow.

>>83594820
>never having heard about oglaf

>>83613159
when I remember to

there's nothing like the feel of learning a webcomic you just finished catching up on has alt text