/DOAG/ Dumbing of Age General

>>83562243
FUCK OFF BECKY

>>83562243
So did Joe have some off panel character development where he's totally okay with being Joyce's confidant?

>Can I text with Dina for a bit?
In before she dumps Dina and then rapes the straight out of Joyce.

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>>83562243

MEANWHILE, IN THE SOMEWHAT-BETTER-THAN-DUMBING-OF-AGE-BUT-STILL-HAS-THE-SAME-CHARACTERS-AND-THE-AUTHOR-WASNT-A-FUCKING-LOSER COMIC...

patreanon, where are you?

>>83562366
Joyce is always okay with being a lady's confidant, because then he can abuse the knowledge to force them to fuck him eventually

Because he's a misogynistic shitlord

>>83562243
I find it annoying that people refer to Joe as a harasser of Joyce. They don't refer to Joyce as an assaulter of Joe.

>>83563121

If you're bigger than someone, they can hurt you and get away with it or something. Get hit, can't talk shit.

>>83562366
Joe's been shown to be pretty self-aware; considering his disapproval of his father for behaving similarly to himself it could be that he's making an active attempt at being a better person.

Just kidding, it's Willis. Shit's happening because that's how he wants it.

>>83563161
I don't even think that counts in this case, cause Joe isn't bigger than Joyce and Mike combined.

>>83563198
Willis treats Joe as the ultimate feminist though. He let's women fuck him so...it's okay?

>open up a new tab
that's not how texting works

>>83562243
Oh suddenly she cares about Dina again?

>>83563328
Only because Joyce is doing something not regarding her

Does anyone have the patreon strip

>>83563328
It's really difficult to tell, but it's only been a little more than 24 hours since she last saw Dina. Other things that have happened in that time period include Carla building a Rube Goldberg machine, Danny coming out to Ethan, both of them coming out to Jacob, and Amber having a full blown dissociative breakdown.

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>>83563443
It's been a busy weekend!

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>>83563443
>Carla building a Rube Goldberg machine
>Danny coming out to Ethan, both of them coming out to Jacob
>Amber having a full blown dissociative breakdown.

Christ this comic sucks ass.

>>83563486
>>83563499
If we extend it to include all of Friday we can also add the entirety of the Mary, Carla, Ruth, and Billie drama.

>>83562243
No Patreon?

>>83563431
>>83562786
sign up for his patreon then opt out before you pay

>>83562243
>>83562366
Joe has always been the only well-rounded, grounded, and mostly likeable character in this whole comic. This swerve actually makes perfect sense because at the end of the day he's a good guy who wants to help people with their issues in a healthy way, like how he's always been there for Danny.

How Willis hasn't ruined him is beyond me.

>>83564452
I have a feeling he's gearing up to make him an unlikable misogynist

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>>83564213

>>83564487
he'll be calm and rational and that in itself will be triggering and offensive to them.

>>83564722
ha

>>83564452
>How Willis hasn't ruined him is beyond me.

Give the little shit time.

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>>83564722

>>83565050
>>83565239
>>83565825
That image is always a comfort to me: the next comic COULD be about That Becky, and , therefore, an annoying waste of my time.

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Mary <3 <3 <3

Why does everyone in Willis' comment section hate Joe so much

He seems like nothing but an absolute bro to hang out with

>>83566269
He's a man and he's straight.

>>83566269
>>83566297
Also he's Jewish, which is above Asian, but below White in terms of racial privilege.

>>83566311
aren't Asians actually a disproportionate number of CEOs in American over White people? Shouldn't Asian's have the MOST privilege?

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I figured out why the Browns didn't call Joyce after stealing the car for an entire day.

>>83566311

But Jews are way more privileged than whites by every measurable metric

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>>83566396
good lord that booty

>>83566396
>8 hours later

Christ, the man is a machine.

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>>83566396

>>83566348
In America? No. If CEOs were representative of the general demographics, there'd be twice as many Asians as there are now.

>>83566396
I wanna suffocate in that ass

>>83562380
No, the author was a fucking loser. This dude has been hated among the Transformers fandom since the mid 90s.

>>83566396
>It's a "middle-aged woman thinks she's going through menopause but is actually pregnant" episode

>>83566704
my mother still had periods when she was pregnant (it's rare but it still happens), and couldn't believe she was pregnant until it was apparent to everyone but her

why isn't that a trope

>>83566269
I dunno, but I'm bummed for going into the comments again. There's so much delusion and reframing of actual events to make him seem like he's this horrible monster when he's totally okay. And once again, since we never really see opinions of background or side characters in this comic, we don't even have a general opinion to use as a baseline.

The worst part is, I think David intended for Joe to be a positive character outside of how poorly he treats Danny. But he would never ever wade into his comics to correct people on how he's constantly called a harasser, because that would go against the grain.

>>83567494
Yeah, Willis actually intended for Joe to be a sex positive feminist guy I think. But since he's a bro and doesn't hate himself for having a penis and liking chicks the comments and fanbase hate him.

I wonder if Willis will write Joe as a villain now, slowly take him out of the story, or double down on him to destroy more of his supporters

>>83566269
He's to much of the average bro. His testosterone scares them.

>>83566396
Super good. The idea of Carol feigning obedience (following after Hank accepting Joyce's friendship with Dorothy but Carol being silent) but knowing she can get her way by just exhausting Hank sexually is the best.

>>83565050

He probably reminds them of frat boy rapists that the media is making a huge moral panic about. Straight male virility intimidates them.

>>83567615
I just like the idea that she's a nympho who's repressed by christian values, so once she got married and had free reign to fuck whenever she wants, she indulges herself.
Woman has like...5 kids. She fucks like a jack rabbit.

>>83566396

Okay this probably isn't going up on the tumblr because Joyce's parents look like my fucking grandparents, what the shit

>>83568380
Are you posting my stuff on a tumblr? I ask because no one really asked me for permission or anything for that.

>>83568909
Who cares

>>83569084
To add on to this, it's not like EditAnon's taking credit for it

>>83568909

I had a browse just now, I saw that one image of becky I think might be yours

No one cares David, stop making or getting some loser to make these threads.

>>83562243
Where is editanon? Someone throw a dickpic in Joe's text.

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>>83569326

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>>83569330

>>83568909

Just one image of Becky. If you want to be credited for it, just give me a name and I'll put it up there when I get the chance.

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>>83569342

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>>83568380
Do you not care for your grandparents?

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...Oh Willis, you passive-aggressive Internet Guy.

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>>83569414

>>83569390

It's complicated.

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WHERE'S MY PATREON STRIP?
WHERE'S MY PATREON STRIP?
WHERE'S MY PATREON STRIP?

>>83569866
Willis doxxed patreanon and sent an SJW Equality Squad to his house.

>>83568909
>Asking for credit for shit you posted on an Indonesian basket weaving forum.

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>>83572924

>>83569326
>>83569330

are posted.

>>83569342
>>83569367
>>83569414
>>83569621

are also all posted in a very special post

>>83572924

is also posted.

t. tumblr anon

>>83573622
What's the tumblr?

>>83573657

http://doa-edits.tumblr.com/

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>>83570168
>SJW Equality Squad
In that case, he'll be fine since they can't fit though his door.
>>83573622
>>83573657
http://doa-edits.tumblr.com/
Has Willis noticed it yet?

>>83573744

He hasn't said/done anything yet, so who knows? So far most of the edits I've posted are relatively tame, but I'm hoping Nazi Jocelyne will get a reaction from the fans.

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>>83573794
Part of me's wondering if Willis has learnt from past mistakes and is deliberately not giving attention to the edits.
Then again, this is Willis we're talking about.

http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200508octbargein.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200509freeload.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200510pluto.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200511rockthisplace.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200512honorroll.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200601dorothy.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200602flattered.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200603alternate.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200604bedside.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200605arm.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200606exercise.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200607marry.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200608danny.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200609search.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200610molehill.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200611rosenthal.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200612distractions.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200701baldy.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200702leave.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200703ponies.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200704reunion.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200705kids.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200706david.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200707worry.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200708wham.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200709birth.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200710dining.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200711fall.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200712yule.html
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>>83573847

Really, I'm not trying to provoke Willis. If Willis never responds to the blog, I'd be happy. Most of it is just me trolling his fanbase. If Cerberus ever gets a tumblr, they'd probably go fucking ballistic over these edits.

>>83573888
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200801movingon.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200802speedyhitched.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200803fisticuffs.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200804showers.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200805iscanbemarriage.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200806studentteaching.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200807marcie.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200808dropit.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200809vows.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200810fonts.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200811missing.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200812themom.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200901chopper.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200902brockosmodernlife.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200903parents.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200904vendetta.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200905transplant.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200906dead.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200908thedayof.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200909stranded.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200910hiya.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200912voices.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/201001fightfightfight.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/201003flyaway.html
http://www.itswalky.com/members/theend.html
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>>83573890
>Cerberus' reaction
Oh god, that would be hilarious

Any links to the unedited porn?

>>83573913
>http://www.itswalky.com/members/theend.html
What is with Willis and ending comics with these fantastical comic-book showdowns? Does the guy know anything about ending a silly slice of life comic like a regular human being?

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>>83574183
>Finale to J&W started March 2010
>Was finished in May 2015
>After Shortpacked finished in January 2015
Apparently not.

>>83574008
You could probably easily find it if you googled it.

>>83574183
>their children from the future
This is so fucking dumb

>>83574183
He's not a regular human being, so

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>>83574342
What else were you expecting?

>>83574374
But is he a Real Human Bean?
AND A REAL HERO

>>83564452
>How Willis hasn't ruined him is beyond me
I can confirm that him being nice to Joyce is all a ploy to get in her pants and he'll try to rape her because men are evil.

>>83573794

Better archive the sucker anyway.

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>>83574683
Just did.
Thanks for reminding me.

Where's Becky?

Is she on page 10?

>>83574260
>http://www.itswalky.com/members/theend.html

The art shift to the more Shortpacked style is pretty jarring.

>>83574183
He needs them to spice up his otherwise dry as toast slice-of-life comics. This would explain the crazy car chase and rescue with Tow Dad.

Think how much better Friends would have been if they fought alien cyborgs in the later seasons.

>>83577912
It's Walky wasn't SoL though. It was weird science fiction.

>>83577912

The idea that Amber is the only superhero is rediculous. Why isn't her dad a supervillian? Why not have made toedad a supervillain?

>>83580052
In Willis' mind, parents are already supervillains.

I hate it when I can't tell the difference between genuine strips and edits

even if the edits are usually better.

>>83580052
Amber/Amazi-girl already defeated both those fathers.

>>83574679
joe doesnt want to sleep with joyce though, because shes crazy.
they already tried to date and failed. thats the only reason it can finally work out.

>>83562380
>THE-AUTHOR-WASNT-A-FUCKING-LOSER
This was before he met Maggie though.
...I guess that means you're right, he wasn't a fucking loser.

>>83580887
We need some art of Joe plowing Joyce. That Becky would be watching and crying with her hand down her pants.

>>83581256
This sounds wonderful.

>>83580052
You want superheroes? I got that, supervillains too.

Joyce:
>Joyful Noise: Psalm powered sonic manipulator.
>Der Engel: Oberführer of the First Indiana Reich

Becky:
>SuperBecky: Physical abilities increase exponentially in proportion to the number of lesbians in her vicinity
>The Redhead: Mindcontroller, also a lesbian

Dina:
>Dino-Girl: A really specific necromancer; despite what the costume looks like, it's not a sex thing.
>Dina-Saur: Genetically engineered human/dinosaur chimera. Costume is totally a sex thing.

Mary:
>Mary Contrary: Gutter punk paladin
>Bloody Mary: She kills for the Lord

>Carla:
>Straight Six: gadgeteer driving the AI powered supercar Shinjin
>UltraCarla: dissolute cyborg murder machine

Ruth:
>Ruthless: Violent alcoholic
>Ruthless: Violent alcoholic

Billie:
>Wyvern: Powered armored with a dragon theme
>Fearleader: Hallucinatory alpha bitch

Danny:
>Wallflower: Shapeshifts into the form considered maximally non-threatening by observers
>DANNY: Robot containing the knowledge and skills of the hundred greatest criminals the world has ever known

>>83581337
Is Mike in DoA enough to earn a place in this list? He had super strength and worked for XCOM from what I've read of Shortpacked.

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>Still no current strip

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>>83581337
>Ruth:
>Ruthless: Violent alcoholic
>Ruthless: Violent alcoholic

>>83581464
I've never read Shortpacked! so I'm not bothering making things line up with it. If you can think of anything knock yourself out.

>>83581337

holy shit, that's going on the blog

Honestly the whole thing reminds me of an idea for a webcomic I had that never went anywhere, mostly because I can't draw for shit and most of my writing talents are geared towards quest-running. The premise was a superhero SoL/Drama comic about a college student who decides to become a superhero, even though her older brother is a former hero who initially went rogue and became an ultraviolent vigilante, before finally just becoming a flat-out megalomaniac supervillain. It would cover her dealing with her own conflict not just in fighting crime and saving people, but also her struggle to cope with her unfortunate family reputation in the superhero community. The tone would shift between silly superhero hijinks and serious superhero drama (with darker humor), but generally the pacing would be consistent.

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>>83573847
Willlis I think knows how to shut up, or at least figuring out when a problem isn't worth trying to make go away.

Now his fans? I think they'll be the ones that will really flip out given enough time.

>>83582427

I wanted to actually annoy Cerberus but their blog site thing:

http://www.sadlyno.com/

Didn't seem to have anything I could exploit.

>>83583732

Most of this shit is just BORING. Really only one line triggered me, and it was such a minor thing.

>Evidently in Erik Prince’s mind, Colonel Kurtz was the hero of Apocalypse Now.

Except Kurtz was, in a roundabout sort of way. Kurtz recognized the Vietnam war for what it was and decided that he was going to play the game the right way. He was the only person who recognized the sheer savagery of the war and adapted to meet it with savagery of his own. Which, you know, is basically the same message Willis preaches, that we should meet intolerance with intolerance of our own and be willing to blur the lines of right and wrong in order to carry out a greater good. So not only did Cerb miss the point of Apocalypse Now, but they're also a massive hypocrite.

>>83584007
Well yeah but it's different when they do it.

>>83583732
...Cerb isn't some self-absorbed teenager on Tumblr, but a front-page blogger on a (formerly) leading liberal blog? Fuck me, I've been linked to Sadly No before, Atrios seemed to like them but I didn't see what the big deal was...fuuuuuuck.

>>83584191

Maybe Cerb is just a commentator there?

Either way, since DoA is presumably going to slow down on the LOLWALKY nonsense for a few days, anyone posting comments section gold for me to riff on on tumblr would be appreciated.

>>83584191
I mean "front page blogger" isn't much of a step up from "some teenager."

>>83584312
It's a group blog. The top post is by Cerberus, the one about Apocalypse Now is by someone else.

A major figure in the left-wing commentariat decided that Cerb has useful things to say about politics and gave Cerb the keys to their blog that's been in business since the fucking Iraq War.

>>83584413
Sadly No was a big deal once.

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>>83568380


I got one for you

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>>83584660

I like this one because while it's not a particularly good strip, it does go to show how out of touch willis is with any healthy male relationship

Figure he didn't have many friends.

>>83582123
If you're putting that up you might as well grab the Kuruma Hero Shinjin stuff from the last thread too.

It's not just edits, we're slowly taking Willis' worldbuilding from him.

>>83584772

I missed that, I didn't screencap anything from the last thread. But yeah, the blog is based around that idea- let's make DoA great again.

>>83585037
That would imply that DoA was great at some point in the past.

I'm not sure if it was in the last thread or the one prior.

>>83585037
>>83585068
It was from at least two threads ago. Just search "Ultra Car" on DesuStorage.

And it's not so much making DoA great again as much as it is salvaging what we can from DoA before Willis ruins it.

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>>83585037
~

GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAAAAACK

>>83586062
Very nice, though technically Becky was the one who invaded Joyce's territory by forcibly inviting herself to join her on her weekend home visit.

>>83586167

Joyce is the one who "conquered" Becky as property from her father by defeating him in single combat and saving that damsel from distress

The onus to act responsibly is on her, especially since she's the one who declared Becky as "family"

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>>83581256

>>83586062

Posted.

>>83584660
>>83584697

also posted!

>>83564452
I remember, Joe is based on a friend of his from when he was younger, like Mike. So even tho they both can be horrible, he's shied away from making them actually (i.e people on the comments section saying so) terrible.

>>83586062
>gorry
>their sense out social and moral outrage
>prooved

>>83586167
>>83586379
That's some incestuous BDSM shit right there. My interest is piqued.

>>83586062
Jocelyn and Joyce in The Night Porter pose when?

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>>83586062

>>83586829

gorry is actually some old way of saying "goddamned"

the other two are pretty bad, sorry, I'm a retard with english sometimes.

>>83587254

Posted

>>83587254
I missed this strip when it was posted. Anybody have the original?

So while refreshing the front page to grab the latest strip since Patreanon never delivered last night/this morning, I found this "About/Read Before Posting" section. How have we never noticed this before?

>Quick FAQ for commenting and other stuff:

>7) Dumbing of Age is not set in any particular year. I only say this because every time some pop culture reference shows up, someone is all “OH HEY HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE AREN’T WE STILL IN 2010???” No. We are not. The comic moves slow, but it operates on comic book time. This webcomic is not gradually going to become a period piece. (Also I don’t ever plan for the story to reach sophomore year, so you can stop worrying we’re not ever going to get there.)

>8) This is important: Joyce is autobiographical. I believed in the complete inerrancy of the Bible — Earth is 6000 years old, Noah’s Ark, gay folks are evil, everything — and our family attended multiple churches of various persuasions, from Methodist to Baptist to Evangelical Free. But not shallowly, no. We spent years climbing up the social hierarchies of those mofos until we uncovered assholes and/or corruption and had to move on. I went to youth group every week, attended every sermon (because there was more than one) every weekend, and went to church summer camp (at Anderson University). My dad was routinely a Deacon. At one point he even tried starting his own church. Consider this information before goin’ off on me about how I don’t know anything about Christians or whatever. And like Joyce, I was raised as a nondenominational fundamentalist (nonaligned Protestant), which means she’s not Catholic. She doesn’t own a crucifix, she doesn’t believe in saints or have pictures of Jesus anywhere, and she thinks the Pope is more likely to be the Anti-Christ than someone she should listen to. I say this only because folks really like to yell at her for all sorts of Catholic stuff she wouldn’t do. Get your kinds of Christians sorted out!

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And here it is.

I don't blame Patreanon for skipping it.

>>83589841
Is this the next strip or one of those bonus strips?

Why is Robin a villain now?

>>83589872
This is the newest strip.
Now it's up to Patreanon to post TOMORROW'S strip.

>>83589820
A lot of people are aware of that. A lot of us don't care either. Plus, critiquing the Christianity of a character from the viewpoint of a different denomination, or dissenting opinions within the same demonmination, is completely legit.

>>83589872
i'm sure the answer to that is as insufferable as it is unsatisfying and arbitrary

>>83589891
>tfw Willis is gonna start watermarking the Patreon strips to detect and ban Patreanon from reading his shit

>>83589841
ANOTHER NEW STORYLINE.

Willis is a genius. By constantly bouncing between dozens of plot threads that bare no thematic similarity, he makes it harder to notice how shitty any one story currently is!

>>83589948
>bare
bear

>>83589872
Robin is the Trump allegory now. I think.

>>83589943
Unlikely. That would require him to make a separate strip for every Patron.

>>83589948
So how many stories is this, anyways?
Joyce and Becky are at Joyce's house for the weekend.
Dina and Sarah were/are hanging out in the meantime.
Danny is three words away from being consensually sodomized by Ethan.
Amber is three minutes away from wringing Sal's neck since because crazy.
Walky is three inches away from slamming his dick into Dorothy's mouth to shut her up.
Also the part with Mary and Carla. And Ruth and Billie.

Anything else I missed?

>>83568375
That's canon in Roomies.

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Here ya' fuckin' animals!

>>83589948
I'm pretty sure it's just a storyline that runs through the bonus strips, if it does align with the main stories it won't be until election season. Given that it's still September, we've got a good five years or so before it matters.

>>83589872
>>83589933
She's a mishmash of Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin.

>>83590062
Well, I have no idea what's going on, and I hate everything about this.
I regret begging for your return, Patreanon.

>>83590062
There's a whole universe out there where "bro" doesn't mean "sexist douchebag"

Don't make fun of Willis, I was surprised to learn this too. The left bubble is insidious.

>>83590062
>the toe dad arc was a fucking week ago

Fuck me, it's like a miasma of shit just slows the whole comic down to a baby without arms or legs crawling

>>83590129
I regret coming here as well.

>>83590062
>lol straight white men are so stupid

I also thought that was Mary for a second. Then Dina. Willis fucking sucks at character design.

>>83590160
There was a three-day time skip afterwards, if it helps.

Actually, let me think of the math. There was the three day time-skip, day four would be Joyce and Becky going home, and day five would be Joyce and Becky joy-riding and breaking into Becky's house. So this is day six.

Not exactly a full week, but close enough.

>>83590163
Don't be like that, we love you.

>>83590129
Apparently a joke about neo-con Reaganomics whose punchline is Bernie Bros.

>>83590287
>Bernie
That reminds me, this year's election is gonna suck. Do you think we could go the next four years without a President if we asked?

>>83590323
Might as well call this election "Alien vs Predator", because either way we're fucked.

>>83590323
It's not like Congress has been letting Obama get much done the last few years anyway. And with all the time GWB took off, he was collectively out for over a year.

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>>83590150
>>83590287

They're just hyped for America.

>>83590237
It's Saturday, it's evening in the Robin strips. Becky and Joyce are currently breaking into Becky's house. On Friday Becky and Joyce left campus in the afternoon. Mary and Carla's shenanigans occurred either Friday morning or on Thursday. The Toedad saga occurred when classes were in session. The three day timeskip means that it had to have happened on Monday.

>>83589841
>>83590062
I wonder how Robin's gonna be in these strips. I know she's right wing, so I wonder how that's gonna manifest. Seems like something Willis would paint as a bad thing, but I Robin has been one of his pet characters so we'll see. He wasn't afraid to make her the bad guy in Shortpacked at times, at least.

She's also still gay, I think? Or, I guess she was never gay, but she just liked Leslie? Or wait, no, she also had a crush on Amber and banged that one dude. So she's probably bi? I can't keep track.

>>83590455
he aint hype, anon

>>83590353
I wanna go back to 2004 and apologize to Giant Douche and Turn Sandwich.

We didn't know how good we still had it.

>>83590583
The three-day timeskip took us from Tuesday to Friday, after classes, when Becky and Joyce left. I believe that's also when Carla and Mary had their first spat, and when Ruth and Billie broke up and when Billie moved back into her and Sal's room. Saturday would be Becky and Joyce breaking into Becky's house, Mary getting a pie in the face, and Danny and Amber breaking up. Sunday is coming up next, and it would seem that it is the break of dawn in the most recent strips.

Sadly, Willis isn't competent enough to pull off non-linear storytelling.

>>83590589
>right wing
>Seems like
What do you mean "seems like"? It's a certainty.

>>83590323
Just vote Libertarian. It won't matter, but it throws a wrench into the two party system if they get enough of the popular vote. Either that or do a write-in, assuming no independent bids.

>>83590712
Robin could be a Clinton Democrat.

>>83590589

She'll do a lesbian kiss in the middle of a rally with teacherdyke and do a big speech about being true to yourself then end up running independent against a trump expy.

>>83590743
No can do. Most "Libertarians" are just far-right wingnuts who like to mumble platitudes about freedom instead of discuss issues. They stick to their sound bites when a progressive issue is in play, but are all for big government and federal control if it's in line with right-wing plays. Gary Johnson epitomizes that - a failed Republican who jumped ship in the last election to the only party that would put him on the ticket.

honestly once i realized he was doing a sitcom thing the fucked up timeline stopped bothering me. like of course they'll never go to the next grade and have multiple Christmas episodes and shit.

>>83590849
Most Libertarians are closer to an-caps than anything. I myself am a libertarian, but I don't vote Libertarian because they're way too free-market and deregulation oriented along with a couple of other things.

>>83569140
>>83569154
>>83569347
>>83572776
It's fine. I kind of went out of my way to not post them on tumblr, but I'm sure it doesn't matter if it's on there.

>>83590589
SP-Robin and Leslie ended up and she ended up having her triplets thanks to Science.

>>83589841
I won't lie. Political Robin is very bangable.

>>83590589
that Aide she's with is a person she cheated on Leslie with so I think she's just Bi

>>83591082
I'd bang her too. Especially with the glasses.
I just don't get why Willis is making a new storyline.

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I am fucking terrified of his take on politics and discussion on 4chan

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Here's the new College university USA! Strip.

Let me just say that it's gonna be the first one where things get a little different.

So yes, the main character is in a relationship after the third chapter.

Yes, this also means that I am going to be skipping parodying Ethan's whole arc of dating Joyce.

>>83586062
Nazi Jocelyn is the greatest.

>>83590028
Crap, do none of these people do anything in groups of larger than 2?

>>83591857
Whatever Roz's Sister's Name Is is in a group larger than two. At least, she is for now until she ends up running into her sister, at which point the group becomes Roz and Roz's sister.

>>83590062
Robin is rocking the zettai ryoiki.

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Can I join in on the fun or should I start trying to like this shit?

>>83592317
>Unsolicited comments about Israel

>>83592317
Start trying to like this shit. You are not funny in the slightest.

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What the absolute fuck is this? I've spent 20 minutes sifting through the strips to see if I can find one funny bit but it just never comes. And I KNOW these are trying to be funny.

Also, why is every character so goddamn mean spirited?

Man what the fuck. Clarissa is funnier than this.

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>>83592317
>>83592348

This reminds me of an edit I found on a message board once...

>>83592509
Welcome to "Dumbing of Age". Here's your complimentary New International Version of the Bible, a strap-on dildo in the same of a misshapen penis, and a luggage case meant to be a metaphorical representation of emotional baggage.

>>83592561
I forget why Becky™ is internally screaming here. Did it have to do with fucking Joyce?

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>>83592578
>even the anons ITT are typing like a character from the comic

THEY'RE TEENAGERS NOT UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS. WHO KEEPS WRITING THIS SHIT

>>83592660
A forty-year-old man who has forgotten what it's like to be a teenager.

>>83592625

Joyce and Walky did a project where they pretended to be married.

She was pissed because despite being with Dina she isn't over the straight best friend.

>>83592509

Well Clarissa was a very funny show.

She really explained it all. It's hard to be funnier than she was cut Willy a break.

>>83592625
Everything Becky does has to do with fucking Joyce

>>83592860
Ah, right.

Yeah, I really don't see Becky's relationship with Dina ending well. The smartest thing Willis has done so far is paint how the Becky/Dina pairing is being handled worse than Ruth/Billie.

>>83592900
Too true, too true.

But if Joyce is meant to be an autobiographical self-insert, does that mean that Willis had a gay best friend as a kid?

>>83562243
Has this comic found an equation to create the most punchable character design in existence? I don't even know who that red cunt is but I want to hit her

>>83592860
>Joyce and Walky
It was Dorothy, a female. Becky is jealous that she can't even hypothetically rape the straight out of Joyce.

>>83592959
>I really don't see Becky's relationship with Dina ending well.

Honestly, given how Becky gets away with everything and is always right, either they'll part on amicable terms or Dina will be the one to fuck it up. Can't make Becky look bad after all!

>>83593009
Hoo boy, if you hate her looks wait until you see her personality!

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>>83592959

I don't really know what's going to go on with Dina/Becky.

I can tell Willis is trying to paint it as a failure for the both of them.

However Becky is never supposed to lose as per his own words, and the only way his fans wouldn't break into civil war over Dina and Becky breaking up is if Dina did the breaking off and Becky moved right to Joyce.

I've always been pretty sure though that Joyce and Joe is his planned endgame and I think the twist really cements it but he will cave if they put even the minuscule amount of pressure on him.

I give this garbage way too much thought but I find that it's kind of a good writing exercise to analyze garbage and fix it

>>83593045
Give me the long and short of it.

>>83592959
I wouldn't say that the Becky/Dina relationship has to end poorly; remember that the incredibly slow pace disguises the fact they've been dating for maybe two weeks. The real issue is whether or not Dina interprets herself as the the cause of the relationship failing. If she does then it could get really bad for her.

And I don't think it means that Willis had a gay best friend as a kid, maybe he regrets missing out on a "no homo" handie back in Christian camp or something.

>>83593009
You poor naive fool, she's not even the most punchable character.

>>83593009
What >>83593045 said.
If you think she's bad here, just wait until you read every strip with her before this moment. Spoiler alert: Her wacky watchphrase is "Hey guys, I'm a lesbian!".

>>83593024
Definitely amicable, or at least bittersweet. Dina's too autistic to carry an emotion other than "dull surprise", after all. Willis will probably write in a few scenes with her moping, but she'll get over it within hours since Willis' pacing can stretch an entire day over the course of two months.

>>83593070
I'd bet that Willis will forego his own foreshadowing and try to be super-progressive by claiming that there is no endgame.

Also, while Joe is relevant: What part of Willis' psyche do you think he represents?

Fucking hell Joyce, get rid of this toxic leech already

>>83593148
>implying Joyce won't wake up to have Becky kissing her, realize she's gay and then become a super lesbian
Mark my words.

>>83593070
>I give this garbage way too much thought but I find that it's kind of a good writing exercise to analyze garbage and fix it

It's pretty much the reason why I'm here. Right now I'm working out something for Assigned Male.

>>83593237
>Right now I'm working out something for Assigned Male.

I say AM is a work of genius. It helped me go from bluepill to full redpill.

>>83566504
Isn't he the guy who runs the Transformers wiki, which is infinitely more cringeworthy and autistic than the average fan wiki?

>>83593088
Obnoxious, self serving idiot who talks like a retard, can't go one minute without ebonic-ing about how super gay she is, is currently making her best friend's life a living hell. We're supposed to find her quirky and endearing.

She has also totally consumed the comic. Every subplot has been derailed into somehow involving her.

>>83574183
RAISED BY TRANSFORMERS

>>83581337
>Fearleader: Hallucinatory alpha bitch
I'm stealing this.

>>83593338
Also, she's a lesbian! Did we tell you she's a lesbian? Because she's a lesbian.

>>83593310
AM is Chuck Asay that follows a narrative.

>>83593338
Strictly speaking she's one of the main plots right now and only one of the subplots was related to her.

>>83593338

There are only two Becky-Free plots right now.

Carla and Mary, which is it's own mess and still did manage to namedrop Becky.

And Sal's stuff with Malaya and Marcie because even if Sal asked how Becky was doing and helped Joyce the friendship plot was not relevant to either. It's also a pretty minor plot.

Amber/Danny/Ethan was free from it until it became clear that the Toedad stuff completely shattered Amber's psyche and everything happening to her losing grip from reality is because of it. Even the thing that set her off most, Sal and Danny talking, is because Sal was worried after the Toedad stuff.

>>83590589
You know she's going to be a Trump pastiche.

>>83593475

Which is funny because in the last comic her archnemesis was Palin.

>>83590062
Ah yes, people who know nothing of politics commenting on politics. My favorite thing.

>>83590062
I actually think he's going to make Robin sympathetic by making her realize the GOP is literally hitler and then become a sex-positive LGBT-positive Democrat.

>>83593475
So she's going to become the thread's new favorite character, then?

>>83593540
Well, yes. Did anyone expect anything else?

>>83562243
No, that's just it though. Nobody has to do it. Nobody has to suffer from reading Willis. A Dumbing of Age thread isn't an inevitability.

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>>83593559

Becky is Robin 2.0 and this strip is not an edit.

So don't hold your breath.

>>83593441
She's totally consumed Joyce's plot, pushed Walky, Dorothy and Sarah out of the picture, became a source of conflict for Billie and Ruth and is indirectly responsible for them breaking up, might have played a part in Joyce and Ethan splitting, had to be saved by Amazi-girl which apparently shattered her psych, and is blackmail material for Mary to use against Ruth.

At one point she was supposed to room with Sal, which would have closed off everything, but I dunno if that's still happening now that Billie and Ruth split again.

Along with this, she's being pushed as the new face of the comic.

Everything is Becky.

>>83593633
>everything is Becky
Even /doag/?

>>83593828

/doag/ exists because of Becky.

It is just another fire she tossed a log into.

>>83590062
This isn't funny...

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>>83593910

You're right.

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>>83594022

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>>83590062
i remember those guys from the other universe, they're the echo chamber morons that robin wound up beating up

>>83594397
Is this a strawman against his detractors? It reads like his other snarky strips.

>>83594397
It's...really hard for me to NOT find the irony in this strip.

>>83594520
Yup. It's Willis sticking fingers in his ears and going "la la la" to people saying he lives in an echo chamber.

>>83594142
Can someone explain the moon man meme to me?

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>>83589993

>>83590375
>It's not like Congress has been letting Obama get much done the last few years anyway.

Are you kidding? Theyre so afraid of being called racist that theyre literally bending over backwards NOT opposing him. John McCain is practically Obama's lap dog.

Thats part of the reason Trump gained such popularity. Lack of action from Congress

>>83590743

Any vote outside the Democrat / Republican candidates is essentially a vote for Hillary

>>83595749
>Least productive congress in the history of the country
>Congressmen flat out saying they're not going to do anything the president wants on principle.
>This is somehow accommodation.

>>83592888

I think he was referring to the incest comic

>>83593102
>she's not even the most punchable character.

She's up there.

At least she has the most punchable teeth

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>>83593606
But 4chan hates everyone.

>>83593322

Yes.

Yes he is.

>>83594873
He kinda looks like a man in a KKK hood. Someone sped up a clip of a Mac Tonight commercial, looped it, and had a racist version of the Notorious B.I.G. to play over it. It was uploaded to YTMND and the rest is history.

>>83595749
Tell that to anyone Obama nominates for Supreme Court.

>>83581337
>despite what the costume looks like, it's not a sex thing.
Why would it be a sex thing?

>>83595898
That's untrue, we like Mary.

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>>83597387
Damn straight.

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TFW DOA only happened because that fucker Du Bois won

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>>83590150
>>83590455

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>>83593633

>>83598220

it reminded me of that scene from jurassic park

https://youtu.be/iMsJe3TymqY?t=30

>>83590062
Pardon my ignorance, but aren't most interns for political campaigns unpaid? I assumed it was more about giving them experience and/or the opportunity to network.

>>83599736
Yeah, they are. It's nice that writing in self-serving exceptions to the labor laws is one of the few things both parties can agree on.

>>83599736
I wonder how much of DoA is going to be political shit until the US election? I predict a horrible amount.