Homestuck

you posted the reason

>Long, convoluted storyline
>Why the fuck should I care how this kid stores his inventory?
>Most of the early story revolves around MSN/AOL IM chats
Oh, look, a Flash, that was cool
>Trolls
>Troll fanbase
>It's all downhill from there

File: AAAAAH.png (174KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1000x1000px

this is the first time ive used a tablet. what do you think

>>83554196
Early pages were niche for the people it should be nice for. Later pages were niche for the people that no piece of medium should be nice for.

>>83554779
not bad
draw aradia for a true test of skill

>>83554794
*niche for *niche for

>>83554779
Nice
Draw PM suplexing Jack Noir

>>83554873
seconding this but suplexing him so his dick enters her vagina

File: 1465251039915.png (73KB, 1091x569px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 1091x569px

Mandatory check-in

>>83554650
Land of Mirrors and Suns
A land made entirely of glass, which, obviously, makes it OBNOXIOUSLY bright all the time, to the point where it becomes difficult to live on the surface because of the heat and light. This is because the denizen took away the giant mirrors that stood on great spires and were opaque on one side (think a mounted mirror that goes on a wall), which makes it too bright for the Moles that live on the surface.

>>83554570
more fun this way.

>>83554707
Home would be stationary. Also, *shrug*


anyway for those who didn't see

give me your classpect, some interests of yours, and a couple of personality wonks and i'll come up with a land and a blurb about it for you.

>everyone: enter
best flash

which fanventure was this anon gushing over?

>>83554470

>>83554917
>silence, shuddering
yeah that sounds suitably awkward

>>83551761
>What happens if you team up with WV and make the democratic rebellion successful?
Doomed timeline, since that would prevent the Reckoning from happening, which would be a causal paradox
>What happens if you somehow gimp the black army so the white one wins?
Same
>What happens if you complete the game and time travel back with the planets to before the game started to deploy the frog?
Same
>what if you get a prince of life or something game ending like that and he god tiers alone and just kills everyone else and tries to finish the session alone?
gg no re

>>83554973
>>83554605

are we talking like a dark souls pall of despair hanging over the land, keeping the spirits of the axolotls down so they can't jam?

how did you know i like dark souls

File: 1461816954405.png (126KB, 482x466px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 482x466px

>>83554917
Squeaking orgasms are the cutest but I have trouble picturing Jane that way.

>>83555134
Yes, something like that.
>>83555141
Quest concepts?

>>83555178
Similarly to how Dave's quest was a way to get him over his hero trauma and Bro's shadow.

I need stuff for quests to solve, and you look like the to-go guy for that

>>83554973
heir of space
my interests include science fiction novels, movies, video games and aradia!

So Vriska had the time music boxes instead of Gamzee.

Gamzee raised Caliborn/Calliope when they were a baby. Then from Caliborn's perspective he disappeared and then showed up again when earth entered the session.

Without the time devices did Gamzee do nothing on earth for 11 years?

File: 007256.gif (164KB, 650x450px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 650x450px

What did she mean by this?

>>83555304
Land of Orbit and Frogs

Your land is actually, super mario galaxy style, a series of spherical planetoids with exaggerated gravitational pulls that hover around the core of the planet. Your quest is, of course, frog hunting and lighting your forge, which is present on the largest planetoid, one that is stationary and that the others orbit around, but not the one your house arrives on. Your Consorts are Chimpanzees.

File: Whatever.png (110KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 500x500px

>>83554973
Knight of DOOM
I'm generally a annoying prick who thinks has some form of talent by trying to be the jack of all trades but has nothing at all except shitty ironic memes which i force hard on my friends. My interests are: the thing previously mentioned, trying to make "aesthetic" music and art but failing really hard and game developing.

>>83555350
how didn't he age then

>>83555436
Land of Paint and Vapors
Your Consorts, the Koalas, are constantly addled from the rivers of paint flowing from a spring in the Denizen, Apollo,'s lair, while the land itself is an idyllic rolling landscape of pastel colored grasses and flowers. You have to reason with Apollo, or kill him, but find some way to stop the paint flow, or redirect it away from the Koala villages (because they're way too high to move themselves).

>>83555138
this shit is legitimately hilarious

File: image.jpg (63KB, 540x423px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 540x423px

>>83555436
>trying to make "aesthetic" music and art but failing really hard
Hey, I do that too

>>83555372
SHE MEANT EVERYONE
ALL THE MALES
HAVING DATED TWO PEOPLE TOTAL SHE REALIZED SHE DON'T NEED NO MAN

EXCEPT FOR VRISKA

>>83555959
she says that and yet
-takes out my giant red colored cock-
can she resist THIS

>>83555138
god damn this is choice stuff

>>83555837
>>83556010
It's fucking amazing.

>>83556001
Anon get up and walk around. I just read that fancomic too and it's great, but it'll fuck you up if you try to communicate with people right after.

>>83554973
Witch of Void
I program stuff for fun (I'm the one making that land generator), and love cracking programming problems, but general program upkeep bores me. I've been told I'm addicted to writing systems. Quick learner.

Small sphere of friends who I love spending time with but I basically never go out and meet people.

I also have a bit of a tg fetish (rolling witch was just fine with me lol), which I've had to hide at times. Getting hide and seek master of the universe as a class was remarkably relevant in that respect.

>>83554973
Got any good tests to find out our classpect?

File: 1329897668608.png (11KB, 381x379px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 381x379px

>>83554779
>chicken scratches

>>83556094
>>83554917

>>83555585
he did

remember that higher-blood trolls live longer than burgundy-bloods

gamzee could probably live a few hundred years

>>83556039
something similar happened to me once after a 'we talk like cavemen' thread
unga bunga

>>83556131
It's the first time they've used a tablet, man. The more they practice, the more their line art will improve. Don't tell them to stop

>>83556039
hey at least your typing style's not loosely modeled after dave's with none of the humor

>>83556094
I use the Land of Celebration and Bells test, but there's also an excel file going around that I don't have the link to.

>>83556065
Land of Cults and Chandeliers
The land is made of giant chandeliers that have been unpowered for millennia, keeping the planet shrouded in darkness from the brick roof above. Each chandelier shines a different light and is home to a different color of Chameleon - you need to turn on all the chandeliers in order to unite the tribes.

>>83554973
Prince of Doom, I like confusing people, videogames and drawing

>>83556198
Yeah but he didn't look any different. Trolls age at the same rate, which is why they were all at puberty age at 6 sweeps.

>>83556282
Dude no that test is non canon as shit

Because it brews a fanbase which will unironically argue that Gamzee is -supposed- to be a plot contrivance

>>83556282
Neat. Also all these descriptions are giving me tonnes of fuel for stuff to add to the generator - so much stuff I'd never have thought of.

>>83556330
Considering the canon barely exists, all the rests are effectively non-canon. It all comes down to individual interpretation of speculation at the end of the day.

File: laughing.png (64KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 200x200px

How terrible will Hiveswap be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KZzuxNkfQc

>>83554973
Knight of breath. Self depreciating, laid back yet skeptical and blunt as hell about it.
Drawing shitty comics, vidja and complaining on 4chan.

>>83556001
>>83556039
...I'm gonna need to see that fan comic

>>83556330
Hate to burst your bubble, but 90% of the stuff he's saying is non-canon. The concept of a class test is grounded in the non-canon. Everything you know and love about classes is likely non-canon.

>>83556289
Not a lot to go on but okay.

Land of Duality and Swamps
Your land is made mostly out of a thick, walkable sludge, think of a swamp but sculpted into mountains and forests, and is split down the middle, with two tribes of Gerbils fighting each other, with one of the swamps being red and the other blue. You need to merge them into a purple blur in order to solve the planet's issues.

>>83556572
Basically.
>>83556425
You're welcome.
>>83556534
Land of Cardboard and Offices
Your land is a giant city made out of cardboard boxes (think that one Ed Edd and Eddy episode), complete with a seedy cardboard underbelly, which your denizens, the Bats, screech about all day long. Their boss is their obnoxious denizen, Midas, who doesn't give them a day off from laboring in the paper mines.

>>83556227
> The more they practice, the more their line art will improve
Not if they're chicken scratching it won't. It's not something you develop past, you just don't do it in the first place.

>picking your own class

You guys are LITERALLY one step away from making a fantroll, please stop

>>83556694
nofunallowed.png

File: image.jpg (52KB, 329x397px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 329x397px

>>83556500
>there are seriously people doubting our queen

File: a young man stands in a fun game for kids.gif (959KB, 500x346px) Image search: [Google]

959KB, 500x346px

Will Hiveswap have to be M-rated due to all the swearing and blood?

>>83556694
>implying i actually want to be the knight of getting stabbed painfully and surviving every time

File: 4H4H4H4H4.png (46KB, 134x134px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 134x134px

>>83556500
I think this might be my favourite mspa-related video

>>83556694
i didn't pick i took like three tests
the sburb life chose ME

>>83556694
You don't tell me what to do you're not my real dad, all the cool kids are doing it

File: joey claire.png (43KB, 400x276px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 400x276px

>>83556732
Joey is John's evil half twin

The game ends with her prototyping Bec Noir and killing every troll on Alternia while Megalovania plays softly in the background

>>83556694
Making a fantroll takes work though. This way we can be autistic with no effort whatsoever.

>>83556694
Fuck you anon, there's nothing wrong with being creative and having fun. And no, it's not like making OC Hedgehogs, Trolls have unique horns and typing quirks, that's way cooler.

On an interesting note, from what i've gathered on 4chan there seem to be an abundance of:

Knights
Mages
Princes

and also

Void and Doom

which is interesting.

Out of curiosity, would you guys mind taking this straw poll? I'm curious about the skew.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10418679
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418685

File: PORZOH KELNOR.png (14KB, 367x428px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 367x428px

>>83556854
>Making a fantroll takes work though

Not really.

>>83557032
You forgot the master classes.

>>83557148
No I didn't.

>>83557161
Look again. You did.

>>83557032
>no Lord or Muse

Stop trying to keep the cool kids down.

>intentionally shit fanventure has canon rose

is this her personal hell

it literally has the worst, most annoying fanbase

>>83556500
Is Andrew Hussie a con-man?

>thinking anyone on this site could be on the level of our lord

>>83557175
>>83556001
Link to terrible fanadventure?

>>83557179
Hey, that's only true when applied with several qualifiers!

>>83557191
The people who dare to declare themselves as such are already on the road to his level.

>>83557218

>>83555138

>>83557032
I'd imagine the trend for common classes is in favour of self-serving ones in theory. Could explain the lack of Rogues, Thieves are likely less common due to the rather extroverted qualities needed to be one. The one I find most surprisingly uncommon is Heirs, it seems especially self-serving which should mean it'd fit my perceived trend with the three classes you mentioned.

>>83557170
>>83557169
whoops, i guess i did 8^y

EPILOGUE LEAKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKgOp3Kg2wI

What major contributions have you made to the comic's fandom?
You're talking to the guy who asked the FAT16 question on Hussie's formspring.

>>83557175
Yes. Shitty fanventures are where Sburb sends naughty players that skip quests. She can only escape this karmic punishment by playing the rain. Or cooking a hot pocket.

>>83556032
Is it bad that i thought SV being hella jeff was a legitimatley suprising twist?

>>83557342
i was surprised
>>83557333
i have a blog with like 60 followers where people ask me classpect questions


also I'm still taking land requests unless i've pretty much got everyone.

>>83554917
>page of breath
>yelling, snuggling

huh
completely inaccurate
oh well

not enough barefoot characters

>>83557032
>Knights
insecure as fuck, inferiority complexes everywhere
>Mages
the only one we know anything about is a self-hating programmer with brain problems
>Princes
socially stunted, needy, controlling

In other words, I'm not surprised that these are the official 4chan classes

>>83557333
i made a bunch of videos, and a couple of image edits

>>83557333
if I said you guys would eat me alive

>>83557333
Some bad MS Paint art and a fapfic

>>83557385
If it was accurate I'd be a Mage of Life.

>>83557333
shrek being eridan's dad and ipgd putting it in the end of the comic

File: untitled.jpg.jpg (569KB, 668x1508px) Image search: [Google]

569KB, 668x1508px

>>83557333
I made this shitty ass comic + some others more

>>83557333
Working on a Homestuck VN Creation Kit.

Projected release on 6/12.

>>83557445
please tell us anon
you're anon
you can tell us and disappear

>>83557465
i'm pretty sure i'd be a witch of life
which isn't so bad

>>83557333
I made some image edits, made tedious and poorly constructed posts that none the less perfectly predicted when something was turning into shit, and made sure to insult and make unwelcome anyone under the age of 16 that came here.

I'm a god damn hero.

>>83557445
Did you start tentabulges?

File: laughing rogue of void.gif (6KB, 139x200px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 139x200px

>>83555138
>Shitty Irony Rose is just Canon Rose
Holy shit

>>83557531
link page with rose?

>>83557521
i hate you so much

>>83557560
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=14113&p=51

>>83555083
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT7.html

>>83557595
Love you too, baby cakes.

>>83557342
No, it was a pretty good twist

>>83556131
Guy who drew the thing here. What're chicken scratches?

>>83557333
i just drew a bunch of stuff and entered a contest

>>83557333
Nothing big, just a fanadventure, some videos, some other miscellaneous things, and a bunch of image edits of Hussie killing himself and Radiation lording over him.

>>83557737
Short, incomplete lines vaguely lining up to what should be a single line.

>>83557508
tell us more anon

>>83557787
post your fanventure fag

File: BXtoBog.png (294KB, 854x437px) Image search: [Google]

294KB, 854x437px

>>83557333
Ive made a bunch of pointless photoshop edits such as pic related and >>83539163

>>83557508
>date confirmed
thank you
at least if nothing else is released on that day, we will still have that

>>83557840
No, I made it when I was 16.

>>83555138
>Rose: Ironically become the strait man to this crazy mess
Ho hooooo

>>83557333
i started "eridan is irish" which was a thing for a while

i also ran a successful tumblr about the awful fandom

i hate homestuck so much now

>>83557854
M-more thick paints

>Sburb was wasted on a shitty webcomic that moved away from and actively rejected it

File: tumblr_nzy4edqq4J1r2spcuo1_1280.png (344KB, 812x949px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 812x949px

>>83557924

>>83557737
basically rule 1 of drawing is that you need to be "confident" with drawing lines, instead of just spamming them and see if you manage to get it to look straight

don't be caliborn
drawing wise I mean, he's great

>>83557802
Oh yeah I already know sketch art is hard to take seriously, but I've never realised it had a name lol. I was gonna bold it all up then erase the sketch lines. I already did so on WVs head

>>83557939
>what is the overseer project

>>83557949
muh dick

File: stock-photo-thick-blue-paint-dripping-tin-can-container-on-white-background-65234023.jpg (378KB, 1500x1339px) Image search: [Google]

378KB, 1500x1339px

>>83557924
Is this thick enough for you?

>>83557886
All the more reason. C'mon just post it, I promise not to laugh

>>83558033
THICKER

>>83557965
>don't be caliborn
but his "hundreds of right angles" style is great

I came up with a lot of funny titles for the various John "NoMo Homo" Egbert meme. I guess that's something.

And I argued and bitched in these threads nonstop.

File: FAT Paint Cans.jpg (324KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 1600x1600px

>>83558052
Alright

That ironic fanadventure is actually fucking hilarious.

I love how Rose's only ally is Hella Jeff and how the Roller Coaster Tychoon mechanics work

File: pantskat attacks 2.png (338KB, 800x650px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 800x650px

>>83557333
andrew retweeted my pantskat, three things ive drawn people did voiceovers for, and tang made a video of a bad jokefic i wrote for mspachan

unless you mean stuff that impacted the comic in any way then no :(

Toby was really transparent in basing all the Undertale areas on the four kids' planets and Derse + Prospit. It came across as juvenile and almost mocking. More power to him, though.

File: thrillingromance.png (555KB, 816x639px) Image search: [Google]

555KB, 816x639px

>>83557821
I've mentioned it here a few times, but I'm basically taking the Openbound sprites and using them to make a starter kit for making Homestuck VNs. Most of the work will be done for you and there'll be a lot of tutorials so that even someone with no coding experience should be able to put together a VN.

It'll also be bundled with a crappy dating sim that you can crib code off of, pic related.

Hopefully it prompts a whole bunch of shitty VNs that flood the internet.

>>83557333
I did some art for a few flashes

>>83558105
it wasnt mocking it was just he couldnt come up with an original idea to save his life and wanted to leech off of the homestuck fandom
the only thing juvenile about it is that he actually likes homestuck

File: 8ball.jpg (14KB, 460x270px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 460x270px

>>83558105
Undertale is Homestuck done right

I.E.

1. It's an actual FUCKING GAME

2. There's a sense of good and evil, lessons are learned, and the game's central thesis is supported strong through its structure

3. Music means a lot more because it's in sync with the gameplay

>>83558105
normally i shit on people making comparisons between undertale and homestuck, but this is actually spot on with the prospit/derse thing

>>83558180
too bad it's by the worst musician

>>83558105
what
no
no
NO
YOU'RE RIGHT
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>83558105
what was lolar

>>83558180
1. A bad game that's not even centered on a game.
2. Lies.
3. It's the worst artist in Homestuck.

Undertale is complete shit, sorry.

>>83558105
Good for him. Homestuck will be completely forgotten in a few years anyway whereas Undertale will be remembered as a classic.

>>83558105
Which area is rose's

>>83558180
>sense of good and evil
>all of the evil characters are praised as martyrs/have no consequences to their evil deeds
yeah its really great

>>83558222
i want to get raped by a cute rustblood girl

>>83558241
>Literally fad the game.
>Compared to something that has lasted a good 7 years.

Yeah, go fuck yourself you biased cunt.

>>83558118
that's incredible

>>83558241
i know this is bait but you made me reply
neither will be remembered

>>83558277
it would've only lasted 3 or 4 years if hussie could keep a handle on his scope creep

and it would be much better for it

>>83558118
>Can't date BQ
It's shit.

>>83558277
Still butthurt about that ending Hussie fuccboi? Don't worry Toby will continue raking in the cash, maybe if Hussie begs nicely he can move into Toby's basement. He actually completed his game with a satisfying ending afterall.

>>83558323
it might be open to custom talk sprites being added?

make your own black queen to date

>>83558329
game would've been better if you didn't have to play as a retarded kid and could actually get a waifu

Hussie's foreskin is as long as half of his dick. Imagine him brushing it against your lips.

>>83558314
Still.
>>83558329
This has nothing to do with Homestuck itself. Undertale has a fanbase of 8 year-olds that saw Pewdiepie play it. It'll be dead in a year.

File: 1348635382502.png (5KB, 203x203px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 203x203px

>new web comic's EOA1 flash was more enjoyable than pretty much anything from homestuck proper in the past few years

>>83558118
is that the bnw order wonder? very nice anon, looking forward to it

>>83558277
the fandom has lasted this long because the comic lasted that long

if homestuck was short, would it still have been good? yes
would it still have this zombie fandom? unlikely

and maybe that'd be for the best

>>83558241
you're a moron if you think homestuck is just gonna disappear, mate

>>83558381
what comic

>>83558329
If Undertale had tried to go on for as long as Homestuck did it would have gone to shit much, much faster than Homestuck did.

>>83558381
If you want to feel better about the ending of Homestuck sucking just watch Kamen Rider Ghost.
It's much worse.

>>83558380
How did Let's Players become so big? Let's Plays are just... boring.

File: TobyFox.png (306KB, 378x320px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 378x320px

Why are people hating on Toby?

Toby isn't the "villain."

Toby is the good guy

>spends years making the iconic tracks for Homestuck(Savior of the Waking World, Megalovania, Heir of Grief to name a few)
>decides to finally stop being NEET and make his own project
>starts a modest kickstart of 45k
>reaches it
>finishes the game under budget and ahead of schedule
>sells millions of copies because of its appeal

Meanwhile, Hussie
>starts a kickstarter
>raises 2.5 MILLION DOLLARS
>promises the game will come out in 2014
>it doesn't come out in 2014
>promises it will come out in 2015
>it doesn't come out in 2015
>isn't even writing the script
>literally a guy he found on twitter is writing Hiveswap's script

Toby is the hero, guys. Hussie is - Hussie HAS BEEN - the villain all along

>>83558427
oh
the irony comic

yeah, not gonna waste my time
this is a dumb joke premise

>>83558443
>ahead of schedule
Nah it was a year late

>>83558443
>the iconic tracks for Homestuck
>anything other than sburban jungle, doctor and showtime
Kill yourself.

>>83558443
okay now i like toby too, anon, but hussie isn't a villain

stop shilling so goddamn hard

>>83558443
>Heir of Grief
wrong composer, even if i'm a fan of toby

>>83558423
Wait, what happened? I loved Gaim, which also has the plot of Homestuck but done right.

>>83558443
>heir of greif
That was tensei
Toby made Oppa Toby Style
Which is just as good so I guess my point is moot
Ur post is still shit tho

File: tumblr_nubjtf9YE91rx5k8zo1_1280.png (169KB, 1280x712px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1280x712px

is there a more iconic song than Sburban Jungle
Except maybe John's piano music

>>83558490
I'm sorry, but if you don't think Savior of the Waking World is iconic you can just fuck off

>>83558455
Rose is just the real rose from the comic, everything else is shitty mode

File: Terezi Sprites.png (226KB, 1623x835px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 1623x835px

>>83558323
>>83558350
I'll have full instructions for adding your own sprites, and I'll have names+text color set up even for characters that don't have sprites yet.

If people start adding sprites for other characters than I'll totally update the creation kit with them as well.

The dream would be to eventually release a 1080p version that has actual custom made, well drawn, VN style portraits for all the characters, like these Namco High ones. But right now my focus is on getting out something that works.

>>83558555
doctor

>>83558490
Act 7 absolutely slaughtered sburban jungle and hearing it brings nothing but the feeling of being punched in the gut

Those lame Avatar-esque electronic reed instruments always sucked.

>>83558426
Game Grumps and Jontron tricked everyone into thinking Let's Plays are funny.

>>83558555
Doctor and Black for me anyways

>>83558546
It's boring as shit and the main character has next to no personality.

>>83558426
Well, the "big" let's players are complete shit. But the fun of it is if you find someone with funny or interesting commentary.

>>83558589
Act 7's song was fucking terrible though, it was just a half-assed medley that the comic has done a thousand times over by now.

>>83558622
Yahtzee and his "let's drown out" series

>>83558589
shit it must have slaughtered it pretty bad because i didn't even catch that it was used as a leimotif, then again i was focusing on the visuals

>>83558569
godspeed

>>83558455
i was skeptical until rose

now i want to read more just to see how much she will suffer

>>83558622
His guests can be complete shit at times, but chipcheezum is usually pretty good.

>>83558622
Cr1tikal is okay I guess because his "thing" is deadpanning instead of overreacting and freaking out

>>83558589
Sburban Jungle's in Act 7? Truthfully I've only seen it twice, once when it came out and once with Liveblogger.

>>83558729
this

>>83558622
Dunkey is the only LPer who matters.

>>83558729
>>83558754
Disregard that, for some reason I thought Act 7's shitty bamboo music was called Sburban Jungle. Sburban Jungle is the most iconic piece and is Pure.

>>83558757
Based
he doesn't even LP though

>>83558806
Sburban Jungle does make me tear up every time I hear it. It really does represent everything that monster took from us.

>>83558443
Toby is Solid Snake - he finds and uses the resources available to him to get results, even when he doesn't have much to go on

Andrew is Liquid - he has the superior starting position but he still fucks it up since he doesn't have the determination and grit

>>83558810
He's the only guy who posts videos of himself talking over video games who matters. There.

>>83558854
this is a good metaphor

because neither of them is truly the bad guy
it's all a matter of circumstances

File: tumblr_nwibfij7YW1tgf2l5o1_r1_1280.png (860KB, 1280x1105px) Image search: [Google]

860KB, 1280x1105px

Is Dad a good character?

>>83558888
you mean jude? is jude a good character? call him by his real name please

>>83558943
Dad was not a kid in the 90's.

>>83558118
Did you make/commission any talksprite edits?

>>83558888
I can't really think of any bad Dad moments. He's consistently solid. His appearance in Collide is widely regarded as one of the best moments.

how blown was your mind when rose's server player turned out to be hecka jef

>>83559085
i was more blown away by the cruxite bball hoop

>>83558888
he's definitely good for the story he's in

by himself, he's just a normal businessman with pride in an orderly appearance and a talent for baking

his personality is never directly observed, only inferred

thus, dad is a very flat character, but works well as a straight man for the kids

>>83557032
So you still doing this? Cause I took that test you suggested, and got Heir of Space.

I love playing D&D, and I love making / collecting maps and other fantasy bullshit (I have the same wizard poster that Roxy has). I love to drink tequila, I daydream a whole lot, and cover up self consciousness with narcissism and a laid back persona.

File: easter bunny.jpg (17KB, 236x222px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 236x222px

>>83559085

>>83558562
savior of the waking world is doctor&&penumbra phantasm though, it's only half toby

File: Aranea.gif (231KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 800x600px

>>83559022
The first version that gets released will only have the Openbound sprites, of which there are many. Missing some important characters, certainly, but you can tell plenty of stories with the dreambubble and meteor characters.

After that, if people have custom sprites of other characters, or sprite edits, or new backgrounds, I'll work on integrating the good ones into later updates to the kit.

Any commissioned art would come much later.

>>83558490
Upward Movement is pretty fucking iconic

>>83559218
reminder jade never got a single sprite

>>83559265
it was made by kali with furthers his point
and all the other remixes were plazmataz

>>83559299
didn't only rose, john, and dave get talksprites?

it might be enough for someone to edit some...

Why do people say Toby's music id bad? Genuinely curious, I know nothing about music.

>>83559350
hipster backlash

>>83559115
Land of Charts and Spines

Your land has a crisscrossed sky like Esper in M:TG, with 720 points of light that hang above, 36 bright spots at important locations, and then 6 Brighter Spots that help you locate the temples that are oh-so important to your Consorts, the Porcupines, that have been scattered across the land. The land itself is made up of needle-like mountains raised high into the sky, with the six highest contacting the Brightest Points, and paths deep between the spires.

>>83559349
Here's a cute Jade edit
http://hsactomega.tumblr.com/post/145036304211/ok-here-goes-jade-who-is-your-favorite-character

>>83559349
dirk got a sprite for the bot rap, and no others matter

>>83559218
openbound has all the sprites we need for a good dersecest vn

hope someone gets to that

>>83559383
dear god that scaling though

>>83559350
hipsters and jits

>>83559350
It's not bad, it's just not the best.

>>83559358
Frick you.

>>83559349
Dirk got one too.
Plus the 24 trolls and a few random carapacians

>>83559447
i meant out of the kids

>>83559358
>>83559433
>They weren't around when everyone was shitting on Radiation's music for being shitty and rushed years before Undertale was even hinted at

>>83559350
It's not that. It's just these clowns who like to say that he established the Homestuck sound or whatever.

>>83559463
radiation became more popular than any of the other homestuck musicians long before undertale was released

>>83559490
Probably because he did the troll leitmotifs

File: rose_coy.png (3KB, 380x470px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 380x470px

>>83559417
Oh, I'm fully aware of that anon.

Fully aware.

>>83559371
Sounds pretty cool man, 10/10 would quest for answers and personal growth in with porcupines.

Any insight into how an heir of space would play out?

>>83559463
everyone being hipsters and jit, yeah

>>83559218
Here's some custom sprites for Vriska/Bro/Terezi/Gamzee I made for a fangame, plus some edits for Karkat and Dave. They're not the best and have some artifacts that need to be removed but feel free to use or edit them.

http://imgur.com/a/uZ2Zi

>>83559571
but we already good ones for three of those

>>83559433
>>83559563
jit > toby desu

>>83559563
This is before he was even popular, you shill.

>>83559619
jit left like a coward, he's lost my respect

>>83559540
they're manipulated by space etc., so space shenanigans will occur to protect them, and also you can do jade's size and density manipulation stuff but only to yourself.

>>83559571
I've bookmarked that page, I'll definitely keep it in mind when the time comes to be adding custom sprites.

>>83559629
homestuck threads weren't even regular on /co/ before descend, and that's when toby really became popular

>>83559641
What happened to Jit?

>>83559756
he sadquit homestuck after the hiveswap music team announcement, I think

>>83557333
Made some image edits that got reposted here

>>83559665
Speaking of, the only space powers we've seen is Jade's which were kind of boosted by omnipotence from bec. Did Kanaya ever demonstrate space powers?

>>83559804
None of the trolls demonstrated any of their powers aside from Vriska, Ara and Terezi. Their game was rushed as fuc

>>83559804
No. Porrim didn't either.

Also, by process of elimination we can figure out which powers are solely Jade's and which powers are Sprite and Becquerel powers.

Sprite powers: Nothing that she used.
Becquerel: Teleportation (She's not a thief, rogue, maid, or prince, so teleportation is not in her natural suite of powers), and using her body as a portal
Witch powers: Making things bigger and smaller, faster or slower, etc.

>>83559804
Theres also alt calliope and the black hole she made

>>83559817
>Listening to Based Bolin
Nice

>>83559923
So the shitty version?

>>83559923
>the dubstep remix
>not the original

>>83559941
I already listened the original to death

File: Dave is a Chad.gif (89KB, 500x294px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 500x294px

>>83557333
I posted both DaveJade AND JadeKat in the same threads.

File: 1458164908967.png (153KB, 300x328px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 300x328px

>>83560033
>doesn't own or at least pirated the Homestuck OST

>>83559607
I made those to fit in with the openbound ones better in terms of size and style.

>>83560070
terezi wasn't in openbound?

>>83559665
I think I remember hearing somewhere that heirs progress quickly, right? Kind of the opposite of pages?

>>83560096
She was depressed an had the dragon cape thing on, you couldn't see her face.

>>83560070
You should just do what Namco High did and make all the characters different styles :^)

File: locac.png (58KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 640x480px

>>83556282
I couldn't help myself and drew it. Gonna be hell to get generated stuff looking like this with a shader.

>>83560055
ost's dont have extended versions do they

>>83560152
If you want to draw any more of the ones I come up with, feel free to. I will love you for life.

>>83560114
I don't know, but it can be assumed from what we saw from John and Equius (John is John and unlocked his windy powers pre-god tier, which I don't think, outside of time players, is normal, while Equius didn't need to build his house, but could just STRONGJUMP to the next gate)

File: LODAD.png (549KB, 1104x848px) Image search: [Google]

549KB, 1104x848px

>>83560152
that looks pretty good.
pls remake this

>>83560201
This literally took pretty much all the time since you gave the description. There's a reason I want to write something generate them for me lol.

>>83560195
what is a loop button

>>83560239
I want to read this

>>83560246
I'm pretty sure she meant properly looped, not having to listen to the intro of the song over and over again.

File: 1460784426225.png (12KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 800x600px

DON'T FUCKING EAT ME

PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

File: aranea_actually.png (141KB, 800x805px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 800x805px

>>83554083
Anything popular is bad.
That's how you know I have good taste, because everyone else says "this is good" but I say "no, it is bad," and that proves I am better than the everyone else.

>>83560239
is this fat dave

>>83560152
Also in this situation, the home would have come crashing through the roof on whatever earth was below it, sitting on a mound on the floor with the sunlight shining through the hole above.

File: KLiWX.jpg (203KB, 1149x1469px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 1149x1469px

POST SHIPS THAT WENT NOWHERE

okay so you know how Hussie has the Sagittarrius symbol tattooed on hus shoulder, to represent Equius?

what is hussie's sign?

would it be dumb to get a big taurus symbol on my shoulder, cuz i'm a taurus

no one would suspect it was a homestuck thing
unless i also get the matching hella jeff

>>83560419
Hussie's a Virgo

File: 1463346458210.gif (53KB, 650x450px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 650x450px

what's he hiding from?

>>83560419
hussie is a virgo and why kanaya lived for no good reason

File: TK.jpg (90KB, 531x865px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 531x865px

>>83559817

What was the Tumblr of that guy drawing all the lands, again? How's his backlog now? Classpectanon gave me a sweet land I can finally have someone illustrate.

>>83560456
Also implicitly why she was the token lesbian.

File: Loathsome_beast.png (4KB, 412x437px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 412x437px

>>83560449

>>83560456
>I'm a virgo
>kanaya is pretty popular
>really wanted to see what others saw and like my patron troll but I can't find her anything other than boring

File: this smells very stupid.png (19KB, 898x249px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 898x249px

>>83557333
i did this and some others

>>83560448
>>83560456
how interesting

but do you have answers to my other question?

>>83557333
i made that shitty sweet bro and hella jeff video

>>83560480
http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/list

Bad news, he clearly got overwhelmed and gave up. Most of the list is untouched. You'll have to find someone else to draw it for you.

what to draw

File: Janzee I'd guide her iykwim.png (436KB, 615x800px) Image search: [Google]

436KB, 615x800px

>>83560394

>>83560611
the Land of Tin and Meat

>>83560611
A leggy Calliope in stylish shorts

>>83560578
do it if you want stupid 30-something women to chat you up about astrology nonironically

>>83560611
aradia and death hanging out

File: Jadekat Karkat getting friendzoned.png (143KB, 421x535px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 421x535px

>>83560394
This has got to be the saddest one.

>>83560449
The gays

>>83560611
terezi and dave being best buds

>>83560611
John and Roxy and their children.

>>83560646
-memes intensify-

>>83560330
i will always remember you.....

spiderthighs....

did anyone ever get around to scanning the rest of vrisky business? I'll be fucked if I'm actually about to buy a tumblr art book just for one good comic.

>>83560609
>all those broken dreams
I don't blame him at all for bailing, though. That's 119 lands. That's basically more lands than there are people left in HST for the past month.

>>83560711
its still not out yet shut the fuck up we go over this every thread

>>83560201
I have to sleep now, but if you note all these descriptions down somewhere it would be of great help for working out the kind of things I might add to the generator. I've already been collecting every decent style-conformant land picture that I've seen in these threads.

Thanks again, this is all fascinating stuff.

>>83560711
is it even out yet

i have jusy decided that my land shall be "the land of tin and meat" because goddamn do i like tinned meats

>>83558118
this is a dumb idea it takes like 5 minutes to learn renpy no one needs a fucking starter kit

>>83560711
It ships out on friday. I won't scan mine but I'll take good camera shots if no one has done it by the time I get mine in.

is the name "land of adventure and castles" taken?

>>83560779
he's mostly just compiling the assets for us

>>83560711
For every moron who keeps on asking this same exact thing:

http://www.welovefine.com/paradox-space-book-two-11039.html

Bookmark this and look at the release date every time you feel the need to ask this.

>>83560611
karkat raising a kiwi bird

File: image.png (29KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 800x800px

i'll just go in with this picture and get it tattooed right on my right shoulder

>>83560890
>Getting a weenie symbol tattoo

>>83560833
No, but I think you can do better. How does Land of Quests and Keeps sound?

>>83560926
I'm a Taurus
I also want a Ferdinand the Bull tattoo

>>83560941
That sounds way better!

I'm looking forward to the day when I don't even see homestuck threads anymore

Like they can exist just... They don't to me

It's gonna be incredible

>>83560890
Get it tattooed to your collarbone so it looks like a permanent necklace.

File: 1408692499609.jpg (38KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 720x540px

>>83560975
It's all yours, little buddy.

>>83561001
can't you just filter them?

>>83561001
There's a funny little button on most posts that'll do that for you. Try clicking the dark blue arrow next to the post number for a fun surprise.

File: caves_of_chaos_large.jpg (484KB, 1200x777px) Image search: [Google]

484KB, 1200x777px

>>83560941
land of keeps and borderlands?

>>83560770

That sounds alot better than what I rolled.

"The land of rubber and suction"

instead of "land of solos and axes" it could be "land of stupor and axes" when the quest isn't done yet

axes as in electric guitars

gotta set those solos free

File: costanzka.png (120KB, 225x248px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 225x248px

>>83561001
You keep sayign that, but you keep seeking out Homestuck and posting in the threads.

Nobody clicked the button on your browser that opened this thread. You're like the dude that keeps going in gay bars to order a drink and just glare at people.

>>83559371
Slyph of Mind

I like music and rpgs, I am generally super chill about everything. I try to finish every game I ever start playing, so I guess a perfectionist (or completionist?) too.

>>83561133
That also flows in a canon-compliant way.

>>83561001
I look forward to the day when autists like you are banned for coming into threads just to bitch about people talking about something that you don't like.

>>83557032
I've seen a fair amount of Pages.

I think there's probably less classes like Witch, Maid, etc. because girls who like homestuck are off doing gay shit like wearing a Roxy cosplay while two Dave cosplayers get you drunk and spit roast you at a con.

As for aspects, I guess Void and Doom are both pretty sensible, since everyone here is depressed and pessimistic. Although, I've seen Hope and Breath as close seconds.

File: Symbol.jpg (112KB, 1131x552px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 1131x552px

So while I'm making this, can someone remind me what this symbol is? I completely forgot. On the Totem Lathe I neglected it since it would've been pretty small but here it's kind of a major feature so I need to include it.

Name, non distorted image, etc...?

>>83561181
Not him, but Homestuck threads at this point are just vapid shipping garbage and complaining about how the comic went so downhill. I keep coming to them because it's a series I'm familiar with and the people in them share my views, yet to me at least, these threads come across as an extreme communal masochism.

>>83561278
just looks like eight triangles to me: four isosceles, four equilateral.

D---> wWWWWWWW33NS Th33 N33XT LiVvVvVvVvVvVvE6L0+Gg33r c0+m11n????????,

File: tumblr_inline_nm0t9pHGxX1s2vus0_500.jpg (56KB, 500x494px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 500x494px

>>83561278
Here, I found this.

>>83561410
somebody decode this

File: el_fiesta_del_arachnies.gif (113KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 600x600px

>>83561328
> communal masochism
You know you're projecting, right? and you can stop your masochism at any time, no need to blame other people for you hurting yourself.

>>83560611
Condy as a housewife

File: WWHY.png (17KB, 463x512px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 463x512px

>yfw our prince will never, EVER come back to us

Hst! You've gotten your copy of SBURB in the mail, and you've found a way of creating an online "lobby" that group-less players can come to in order to get a few more people into their session, but you can only have a total of four per party. What classpects are you going to add to your party for your session?

My own classpect:
>Page of Void

Choices:
>Sylph of Time (creation class, therefore they'll be able to "create" more time for us)
>Knight of Space (need a Space hero, Knights are good for fighting)
>Rogue of Life (steal life from an enemy and give it to us, probably makes for more revivals than a Maid of Life is capable of)

>>83561413
that's a lot of triangles

>>83561451
Look at these threads and tell me bitching about shit like post-Retcon isn't a recurring theme.

>>83561469
>our prince will never bang Aradia, Terezi and Nepeta at the same time

wwhy livve

Reminder:

The only reason it's still chafed is because you won't stop touching yourself there.

>>83561328
on 4chan post content basically comes in 3 flavors
1. lolrandumb memeposting
2. fapbait
3. unrestrained negativity

even though it's uncommon, homestuck threads at least occasionally have fan projects and community activities. I think that if we weren't such a microcosm on 4chan, those things wouldn't even appear here.

>>83561353
I was wondering if there was a name for it, like the Spirograph etc.

>>83561413
Excellent, thanks.

you're able to have multiple strife specibi, correct?

>>83561554
Are you projecting again

>>83561437
when is the next liveblogger coming?

>>83561571
If you have a Strife Deck, I think

>>83561512
Aren't Space players supposed to be accompanied by Time players, though? How does that work?

>>83561512
Rogue.

>>83561571
Yes, with the strife portfolio

>>83561591
*Knight players, not Time players, whoops

File: 47493.png (269KB, 454x664px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 454x664px

>>83561525
> ctrl-F retcon
> 1 of 1 results

You are the source of your own problem. You can F1X TH1S. You don't need him ... or anyone else as an excuse.

You can do it. We believe in you.