>if you don't rape this psychotic piece of filth, I will

>>83540835
Jason that's not the one that killed you

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>>83540849
that's not what's important here

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>>83540849

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I'm sorry, Jason, my old chum. But I'm afraid that wont work. You see, while you were busy cleaning up the streets of Gotham I sprayed the clown prince of crime Joker with my trademarked Bat-Anti-Bullet-Spray. The corrupt clown should be immune to your gun.

>>83541797
but what if jason uses the gun itself as the projectile?

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>>83541797
STOP TALKING
*BANG BANG*

>>83541942
It would be very painful

>>83542002
He's a big clown

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>>83541945
Again, Jason, a valiant effort but nothing goes un-predicted by the caped crusader. Knowing we'd dive into this abandoned apartment building. I called my friends at the mayors office and had them install a bullet proof glass which separated me from your ballistic bullets of baleful intent. You see, I knew coming in no harm would come to me or the Joker. I guess you could say me and the mayor never gave you a shot

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>>83542146

>>83542064
For Batman

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>>83542179
Holy triple vision is right my fellow mystery solver, why, just take a look at what is under your ascot. You'll be shocked to find a packet of fake blood. You see, I met with the Fearsome Hand of Four before Jason had his little run in with them and convinced agile one to hide it in his helmet. The weapon Jason used on him simply caused the packet to explode, giving the illusion that he killed them, allowing them to live.

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>>83540835
NO JASON THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER WA-hold on, did you just say rape? I thought you wanted me to kill him. Eh, go ahead and rape him, I'll look the other way. Maybe then Gordon will stop bothering me.

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>>83541797
>>83542146
>>83542334

>>83541942
He gets hit by a crowbar somehow.

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>>83542408
Oh no you don't. You aren't getting off so easily. YOU have to be the one to rape the Joker, it can't be anyone else.

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>>83543183
Gordon, stop sexualizing my son's boyfriend!

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Hey, Jason, cut it out!

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how do you rape the willing?

>>83543183
>>83543327
gordon, you're talking to yourself. you need help.

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Meanwhile at the Daily planet

>>83543659
of all the panels that imply joker wants batman to make sweet, consensual love to him, you choose one from kevin smith's shitty comic where he isn't even talking to batman.

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>>83543725
>Hey Clark!
>How's you're article about Batman and The joker doing

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>>83543725
Superman, I want you to rape Lex Luthor, he needs to pay for all the pain he's inflicted upon the people of this city! Also it's a slow news day and I need something to put on the front page.

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>>83543797
>Not so good chief, every interview I had with Jim Gordon he went on a 20 minute rant on why batman sol hound rape the Joker
> and apparently there's been three jokers all along for some reason
> when I brought this up to Gordon he went on a forty five minute rant of how he and batman would gangrape them in a drug fueled orgy

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>>83543797
They're in your head if you look inside of a microscope or acutes if your bound to find them because they're so prevalent I'M MADE OF CHOCOLATE!

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>>83543183
>>83543327
Gordon, I'm taking you to Arkham to get the therapy you need. Barbara has already signed the documents, we are doing this for your sake

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>>83543920
why are you telling me this chief, I'm not superman

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>>83543948
Really Batman? You of all people should know the implications of this! It means nothing if she signs the papers she doesn't have a leg to stand on

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>>83543948
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! IF YOU WON'T RAPE THE JOKER THEN I SHALL BECOME THE BATMAN AND DO IT MYSELF!

>>83544008
go dress up as superman and rape lex luthor

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>>83544102
I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT!
There can be only one Batman. Face me, Gordon!

>>83544340
You're wrong, I'm sorry, Batman, but Bruce Wayne has been dead for 70 years. He's been constantly dying and escapies from Arkham have been taking his place with the illusion that they were the actual Bruce Wayne. I'm sorry, but there's been three different Batmen.

>>83540835
For someone talking about getting rid of the problem in advance you'd think Jason would at least cripple or dismember Joker and then hold his big test of will thing. That way he gets some payback and even if Joker gets away he's no longer a threat.

>>83540835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uepkFsa2h5

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>>83544389
Please stop it Gordon, that doesn't even make any sense, this is getting pathetic. Arkham won't be so bad, I even pulled some strings so that your son will be in the cell next to yours, you'll finally be able to do some bonding.

>>83544153
If you don't your fired

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>>83544523
Well if you put it that way I gues I have no choice

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>>83544461
Is it? It's time for you to face who you really are. The man you were before you became over come with guilt for what you did.....Joe Chill. Look, I don't know much, but you see this? All this shit? This is not your fault.

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You guys don't act like heroes anymore.

hey what happened to the guy that was doing a 30 minute radio drama based on this meme?

>>83544456
Here's the rest

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>>83544563
>Excellent smallville now let me take your "measurements" for the article let my jimmy take some photos
> out of curiosity why are you wearing a superman suit under your clothes?

>>83544667
>>83544456
Here's the rest
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LOYtCJobs5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JBVP3XDrga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OUOTlOX6W9

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>>83544677
No reason Lois no reason at all.

>>83544456
This is actually not a bad imitation.

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>>83544732
-Later that night-
>Ites time Lex you have to pay for your crimes
>Ah superman I've been expecting you

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>>83544652
Actually Billy, I think they might be on to something. You should rape Black Adam and see if that makes him less evil, no harm in trying.

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>>83540835
>i'm the only one who's gonna get what he wants tonight!

>YES!

>big bang boom!

>let's all cum together!

>don't you just love a happy ending?!

>>83544803
>I've been spending the last 27 hours injecting myself with pure liquid kryptonite!!
> You see it was who hypotonicly suggested to perry white to get Clark to rape me, knowing how close you too are I knew he'd call you to get the Job Done!

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>>83545002

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>>83541109
What is important is what I'm going to do

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>>83544955
I wouldn't be too sure about that you Juvenal jokester. While you were distracted with the gun pointed to your head by Jason I sneaked over and pulled down your pants, placing my trusty Bat-chastity belt on you, just as I planned all along. With your appalling anus on lock down, no one will be raping anyone tonight.

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>>83545018
>I've also been busy in my laboratory, preparing the perfect counteragent for an alien assailant
>Superman, may I present to you KRRRYYYPTOFUCK, THE MAN WITH THE KRYPTONITE DICK!

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>>83545002
>>83545018
-Faints-
>I'm sorry mister luthor but all the kryptonite you've injected yourself with has given you terminal cancer
> and all the kryptonite in your bloodstream has flown directly into your penis

>>83540849
underrated

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>to be honest, batman, after all this rape talk, i almost wanna get raped myself

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>>83547774
You disgust me

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>YES, BATMAN!
>give it to me-- give it to me GOOD!
>quick, slow, rough, gentle? -- i don't care, I just-- just need this. I NEED IT! RIGHT NOW!
>take me from behind.. on the table, against the wall, let's hang upside down from street lamp, just please.. PLEASE, BATMAN!
>just this once, please.. please, please.
>i beg of YOU! i need YOU!
>for god's sake, what have you done to me!

>>83542146
>ballistic bullets of baleful intent.
Nice.

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SCREW THIS I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU INSTEAD

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>>83548612
Again, not a very wise choice Jason. Someone as irresistible as me always has to be prepared for the average horny heinous rapist. Do you remember getting thirsty earlier in the day? You drank some water did you not? Yes, just as I predicted. You see, I slip some Anti-boner-bat-pills inside of it. It's the opposite of viagra, however instead of giving you a boner for several hours, this makes it so that you can't get hard for several hours. What's the matter my old former partner in crime? I believe the term for whats going on with you right now is that You're going soft

>>83540835
>This is what it's all been about. This! You, me, him! Now is the time you decide! If you won't rape this psychotic piece of filth, I will! If you want to stop me, you're going to have to rape me!
>You know I won't...
>I'm going to fuck his deranged brains out! And if you want to stop it, you are going to have to rape me, right in my ass!
>This is turning out even better than I'd hoped.

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>>83549328
>Hey why don't we take some photos? First me with the kid, then you with him, then the three of us

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>>83548357
I'm sorry, commissioner, my old dear chum. But I only have one true love. Her hair long and flowing, her wrath harsh, her wisdom unlike anything you've ever seen. That's right commissioner, my true love is justice. I'd rape justice any day.

Did I miss something cause there is a shit ton of Joker everywhere. Something to do with the new Joker?

>>83549790
DC is making it so that there was three different Jokers over the course of DC history.

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>>83540849
10/10

You have the right now to wear a mustache. Go ahead, you earned it.

>>83549790
Batman refused to rape the Joker.

Now there are 3 Jokers and Gordon was proven right.

CONTROL THIS IS DELTA
WE HAVE A BERSERKER IN THE VICINITY PLEASE ADVISE

>>83544153
I already do that, sir

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Mission accomplished, folks. Ya did it. You made the best thread ever.

>>83550308
GET THOSE DICKS STIFF AND READY MARINES, WE'RE GOING FOR FULL ORIFICE PENETRATION

>>83543935
Lel

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>The explosion didn't kill me Bruce, he just wanted to scar my body badly enough that you wouldn't do an autopsy and notice the scarring in the one place that matters.
>That's right, the Joker raped me to death with that crowbar. And instead of avenging my rape you continue the tired old routine with every rapist and murderer in this city.

>>83542179
I did love that panel
I can't remember what he was talking about though

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>>83545085
Drat foiled again

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>>83550647
I'm sorry, Jason, sorry that the truth wasn't obvious enough for you to see, but that's something that I planned from the beginning. You see when we first encountered the Joker he said "Ha ha ha." Three word. Now the word Ha has a Middle English root. What else is associate with Middle England? Religion. Ha was said three times. Three words. Who's name do we know that has three words and is religious my old boy wonder? Ra's al Ghul! Joker was planning a full assault on the city, which should finally take place in a three days from now. Planning from the beginning like the villainous vile verifier of evil he is. He is going to send his sperm to the water plant! Everyone's drinking water filled with his clown juice! A force of the sexual kind without him being there, Joker would rape Gotham City! I knew he'd try to kidnap you and kill you. So while you were sleeping I injected you with my bat-anti-sperm-shot. At the moment of your death it caused you to releases a hormone, which destroyed all the sperm Joker had in storage. But what of Ra's al Ghul? I called a head of time and had a chat with out dynamic demon dude and he wasn't very fond of Joker's plan! So we agreed he'd find your body and throw it in the pit, resurrecting you after the event. We couldn't tell you because we wanted you to bring him here! For our final confrontation. Joker! You're under arrest, you ought a be ashamed of yourself! What would your mother think you clown prince of chaos?

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>>83550972
Looks like this time the joke is on your fiend.

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Can somebody fill me in on this entire thread?

>>83551229
You know how everyone keeps saying "Why doesn't Batman kill the Joker?" Well, "Why doesn't Batman rape the Joker?"

>>83540849
>>83541109
>>83547098
>>83550032
I don't get it.

>>83551458
There's now three Jokers in the comics.

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>>83544803
>and here's our guest for tonight's show, the man of steel himself, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's metropolist finest, Superman!
Thanks for having me on your show, Lex.
>My pleasure. Welcome to the show...super, man? he he, so should I call you superman or supes? Unless you want to spike my ratings and tell me your actual name? *crowd laughs*

>>83551308
Oh...

>>83551458

there were three jokers, modern, Killing Joke, and Silver Age. Jason was killed by Silver Age, he's taking out out on modern

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>>83551553
HEY LEX! I'm tired of you stealing all of my viewership you son of a bitch!

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>>83544859
Your Uncle's right Billy, I trust your wisdom of Solomon shall reaffirm this theory to be true.

Then if you have time, you need to rape Dr. Sivana while using Mr. Mind as a Venusian butt plug. Just do it Billy. And make Mary watch to teach that saucy little whore what's coming to her if she turns evil again. You have to trust me on this one, Billy.

Why is this thread still up.

>>83551541
explain further

>>83548782
You either rape, or live long enough to be raped yourself.

>>83552278
Batman has always been trying to solve the identity of the Joker, it turns out it wasn't just one identity. It was three people the entire time. The one he first started, the one that paralyzed Barbra, and the one that is in the current stories.

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>>83552278

>>83552368
Well I'm sure THAT is going to stay canon.

I keep seeing this joke and I'm lost. Can someone please explain?

So how does the penguin figure into all of this?

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I really appreciate the effort all parties put into this thread
with all the /pol/ilitics and shitposting everywhere else these types of moronic humor are the best of /co/

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>>83545194
> and all the kryptonite in your bloodstream has flown directly into your penis
Just as planned.

>>83554644
Please, this is taken right from a page of /tv/ memes. This board was never funny before it was overrun.