Homestuck

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So apparently Grandpa was married and probably actually got a woman pregnant at least once
And also that she was pretty hot

>>83536661
I wonder how many fangirls will cry homophobia over Hussie making grandpa Jake marry a girl.
Or maybe we'll come across something in the game that belonged to him that makes it clear that he was also into dudes. Like a dildo collection or gay porno magazines.

>>83536704
>they turn out to be joey's

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>>83536626
>Davekat

>>83536626
I really doubt we'll get ships. We'll probably just get some ambiguous picnic scenes or something.

>>83536626
The epilogue will be an even bigger disappointment than the ending.
>Ship teases
>OMG CAN TOWN XDDDD
>exactly one convo probably to either confirm or deny davekat
>End it off with a very solemn looking Terezi walking around earth before suddenly looking up and going "1T'S YOU"
And then /hst/ collectively kills themselves

>>83536735
Why did people seize on that ship? It's so bad.

>>83536995
fujoshits aren't very smart

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>>83536995
they call each other out on their bullshit and become better people through it. dave is clearly karkat's voice of reason. meanwhile karkat's show of genuine emotions lets dave open up from his insincerity.
it allows karkat to realize how shitty alternia was and move past his self hatred based on his mutant status when he sees that dave shares his blood color. essentially learning to not hate himself through dave, while becoming the gandhi-type leader by further more letting go of the ruthless alternian culture he was trying to fit under.
dave is desperate for affection and his type are people who give a shit. karkat gives the most shits out of any character ever and is very emotionally supportive to others when it comes down to it.
fun banter potential is high.

it's a decent ship in theory, but hussie's execution of it was shit.

>>83537240
>they call each other out on their bullshit and become better people through it.

pre retcon maybe

>>83537240
>in theory
Yeah and in theory hussie might release a game, but here and now it's not true. The ship is shit.

>>83537272
even though it was twinged with jealousy he told karkat to shut up when he was telling john he was over him, and before that he stopped one of karkats tantrums. its still the case.

>>83537449
>summer fun eri is canon now

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https://bowman.bandcamp.com/track/we-dont-know-anything

oh shit waddup

>>83536704
some classic hunkrumps maybe?

>2016
>still thinking the Homestuck 2.0 video wasn't literally the epilogue

>>83536626
I lost all hope when the retcon happened.

NO!
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

>>83536626
karkat's chart was about procreation, not optimal ships

>>83537272
>>83537240
>become better people through it.
No, I dont see it. They continued being little shits to each other. I can only see it as hatemance and even if Dave would do troll romance it would be toxic

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>>83537942
*8urps*

>>83536626
You'd have to be VERY stupid at this point to believe Hussie intends to give actual ship confirmation. He played his hand in Act 7 quite visibly: ships are ambiguous, he doesn't want to upset anyone by providing actual content at all, "whatever you believe is canon for YOU ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Hussie is a man of the philosophy "if I serve nothing at all for lunch, no child will be allergic to it!"

>>83536864
Why does everyone keep saying it'll end with Terezi looking up and seeing (implied) vriska? I know its a joke but it makes me so mad

>>83538158
>it makes me so mad
You answered your own question.

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Today is Sweden's National Day!
Say something nice to Karkat!

>>83538265
Atleast Eridan could lead a pirate ship

>>83538265
he's not god tier so at least he won't spend eternity being useless

>>83538265
i love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG11whVLZyU

Is this preferable to updates on the homestuck channel? I'm okay with death now mr hussie

>>83538298
stfu nep

>>83538265
gustavus adolphus died on the day and month of my birthday.

he was a pretty cool guy, unlike karkat

Which characters is the epilogue most likely to focus on the most?

>>83538390
John having a hot threesome with Roxy and Terezi

>>83538446
I also forgot to mention that there will be a short scene of Dave and Karkat holding hands and kissing each other while Jade jumps off a cliff and dies (Jade is the representation of cis hetero homophobes who need to fucking die)

then it goes back to the threesome again with Roxy and Terezi becoming mindbroken

and after the threesome ends, Terezi sees a light post-orgasm

"1S TH1S YOU, VR1SK4?" and then she starts sucking the 8ig 8lue 8ulge and then the epilogue ends

>>83538390
vriska bullying (vriska)

>>83538390
Fedora Freak

>>83536864
was I the only one who died a little inside when can town appeared? I was hoping we'd see can town on post-scratch earth but when cascade happened I lost all hope. now it just feels like a tacky piece of shit in the animation that could have been skipped over.

>>83536704
There's nothing gay about being a proud male owner of a dildo collection.

>>83536704
I thought fangirls didn't like DirkJake anymore because they realized how bad it was for both of the characters?

>>83538888
How many do you have?

>>83538957
Woah, I didn't say that I personally own any. You're making a lot of assumptions here.

>>83538914
That post had nothing to do with dirkjake. Plus it looked like Dirk ended up trying to fix his problems so it wouldn't be as bad going forward.

>>83538677
if you feel this way you were done with homestuck already and theres no ending you could have had that you would have enjoyed. which is fine.

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LEAKED HIVESWAP GAMEPLAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GorzIM2k04

>>83539038
Nah. Sounds like they had some hope left.

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I tried making a semi-sfw edit of a nsfw pic, how did I do?

>>83539089
HUSSIE BETRAYED US

>>83539163
You made me sad

>>83539163
Mm. Ms. Paint.

Mind linking the original?

>>83539020
I figured fangirls wouldn't get mad about Jake seeming straight unless it was because they wanted to ship him with a dude

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>>83539089
Hiveswap isn't out yet, but the BLACKing is just beginning!

>>83539217
http://rule34-data-012.paheal.net/_images/e70e7000d729b58cdcd66d4d62a3a30c/1852195%20-%20Homestuck%20Ms._Paint%20Spades_Slick.png

>>83536661
so joey is john's half-sister? or cousin

>tfw no jade/dave/karkat threesome pics with gags about "wrong hole asshole" and "how am I supposed to know you're an alien" and "it's supposed to go in the girl you dumb shit"

>>83538158
Because it's totally within Hussie's style to both A. make an infuriating circlejerk for Vriska and B. tease an event without actually showing any real payoff for it because "muh subversiveness".

>>83539089
this is is still more content than we have of actual gameplay

>>83539461
oh wow the meme threesome back from 2011 with karkat the buttmonkey

>>83539345

your sacrifice shall be rememered

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What's her name again?

>>83539733
Ace Dick

who the fuck actually gave a shit about can town in Act 7
it was a meme, just like WV after Cascade

>>83539733
*HIS* name is Ace Dick, you cheeky cunt.

>>83539733
Have you never read problem sleuth? It's Ace Dick, god damn.

>>83539733
Inspector Gadget

>>83540009
Man don't even fucking PRETEND WV was a serious non-joke character from the beginning. The only serious moment he ever got was the dream sequence that Vriska interrupted.

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>>83540118
fucking rude

>>83540205
This shit was hype

I should filter Homestuck threads already. I get strangely depressed and annoyed whenever I see them on the catalog. I just want to forget the last seven years of wasted time.

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>>83540205
>>83540370
I remember when homestuck was good

>>83539089
only a 90s kid would get this reference
good job my good sir

>>83540205
that was 2 minutes long. he got eight huge panels of seriousness pre-act 7 as well as can town and the volcano stuff within act 7. he has always been a joke character with short bursts of seriousness, thats his charm.

>>83540683
well yeah I can agree more with that than the initial post.

>>83540683
Also we were looking forward to seeing him do more things that made him rise above being a joke character.

It's a shame he never got past that.

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Massacre: Who wore it better?

>>83540913
John Egbert.

>>83540913
LE made it look cooler
Sovereign Slayer had more weight

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>>83537682
Tought there would be a one-year gap to another album, nice.

>>83540994
10/10 pic.

we need more bOwC

>>83540913
>killing chess people vs killing ghosts

neither really meant all that much. its their other actions that differentiated them

>>83539089
patchy's reaction was literally hsg

>>83541126
did LE even do anything else besides kill a bunch of ghosts

>>83540994
>they say there is a secret legendary in both games
>if you win against a single trainer in route 4 13 times, they will forward you to a CEO of a company
>they ask what you think of the company and you will need to type your answer
if you type "YOU DO NOT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO TALK PROFESSIONALISM WITH ME" you will initiate fight with BILL BOLIN

>>83541195
Most of his doings were manipulations so that people couldn't destroy him without icing reality and making sure that those moments they wanted to try to retcon as bad as possible

>>83541195
caliborn did a lot of shit

lord english barely did anything but pop bubbles

>>83541195
His main crime was he insulted this wonderful comic of ours called Homestuck. Don't you just want to lynch him?

>>83541195
not directly

>>83541318
yeah but that was sort-of retconned when caliborn said he didn't want to do any hard thinking and just manage his time loops through intuition

so it's really more of a coincidence that that stuff happened than anything else

>>83541195
he made davekat a reality

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>>83541225
>completely innocuous truck by a river
>they say you can find penumbra phantasm hiding under it

>>83541320
>>83541195
What happens when you die as a ghost anyway?

>>83541389
I think it's more that he just has Doc Scratch and the Felt do his thinking for him

>>83541321
I wanna congratulate him for it since he managed to make it not feel ironic, being a character in the comic Himself
It made me relate to him a great deal

>>83541426
I think you can be brought back to life if someone throws your corpse into a kernel sprite
it's unclear what with both retcon and prototyping mechanics being so vague

>>83541413
What is penumbra phantasm? I saw it come up in reddits volume 10 wishes thread
Something to do with Toby Fox?

>>83541389
the second hal became part of him that changed. even if he was a ragemonster doing everything through intuition, if your intuition is powered by the super-computer behind doc scratch its gonna be fucking good intuition.

>>83541485
No, I mean like when you get blasted by LE's laser like in Collide

>>83541527
well you turn into a skelly loking thign and then disintegrate

>>83541497
An unreleased track that Radiation made a long while back that he wasn't too happy with. We've been pining for it for years because of the vague descriptions and mentioned melodies/motifs contained within it.

>>83541497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_IovMviv5Y
artist's imagining of what penumbra phantasm would have sounded like

basically it's an unreleased song that has been overhyped to hell and is basically just a meme at this point

>>83541497
its an unreleased tune that featured the piano riff from the outro of descend as well as some significant part of savior of the waking world. both themes are pretty huge and have been repeated tons of times throughout homestuck, but we've never heard the original since apparently Toby thought the arrangement was pretty bad.

>>83541563
And then?

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>>83539089
That's it...that's where 2 million dollars went. THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!!!

>>83541628
and then nothing
you become one with the void

>>83541628
what do you mean 'and then?' nigga, you deeeaaad.

Dream bubble ghosts are an anomaly that are being perpetuated by servers maintained by horrorterrors. when a ghost is killed it dies like a person who didn't have dreambubble privilege would.

enter the void, woooooOOooOOoo

https://dl.skaia.net/albums
should I download anything from this except for the lofams

>>83541130
>>83541638
>not posting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGVGqJEeCo

>>83541674
sburb ost has some good stuff

>>83541673
spooky

>>83541674
LOFAM 1-2, Brostuck, Jailbreak and OST are the only good things there, why you dislike it

>>83541716
I was just asking, didn't know what else to download

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KZzuxNkfQc
F

>>83541741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqER15O4bpQ

do it for her, /hst/

do it for her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI

>>83541758
literally memeah

>>83539389
Half sister, we've known that for a while

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>>83541758
Make Alternia great again
Trizza 201X

>>83541758
Why is she second best at memes?
Why not the best?
Why memes?
Why?

>>83541895
The prospits just have a big fucked up extended family

>>83542037
obviously to create conflict between her and the main troll, who is the 1st best at memes

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How accurate is this to the trolls?

>tfw you like the idea of alien pop culture
>tfw it's gonna be shit

>>83542303
>Well done, Pepe! Isn't that a reason to be happy?
>using nu-pepe over original pepe
aaahh

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>>83542333
How can it be shit when OUR meme queen is leading the reins?

>>83542420
What's the meme here?

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>>83542539

>>83542575
vintage

all those people wanting alternia lore are gonna be pretty upset when its just a memehole

>>83542610
alternia lore was always like that
>troll Will Smith

>>83542610
I have faith in (((Hussie))).

>>83542610
this is a bad thing why

>>83542600
she is a true connoisseur

>>83542646
i know, but a lot of people are expecting deep lore and they're not going to find it

>>83542670
>implying
the only people give a shit about is troll reproduction and the good part of troll history during the ancestor's era

obviously it's not going to be the ancestor's era so the only thing worth getting from this lore-wise is what their cocks look like and whether or not rose is going to get a lady-cock inside of her

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>>83542670
>memes arent deep
leave our board

>>83542749
Memes are everywhere anon
They are the life force of the internet, you can't escape them

Why does Rose feel like the most believable "child" character? Even Nepeta just feels like one of those autistic grown women.

>>83542792
I want to meet the 13 year olds that you've been talking to that sound as mature as Rose
wait that came out wrong

Why is 90's Alternian culture based on 2010's Earth culture and not the rich and vibrant Geocities/Web 1.0 culture?

>>83542817
She's the only one really trying to sound mature I guess.

>>83542792
She makes the most stupid mistakes

>>83542845
because the head writer and Homestuck's primary demographic are too young to remember web 1.0

>>83542749
Does hussie think his self insert was a mistake

>>83542845
We've already seen that parody.

>>83542853
Yeah in the same way you can tell someone isn't really a girl if they forced-giggle way too much and try to talk in an unnaturally high voice, Rose makes herself look more childish by trying so hard to look like an adult.

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speaking of hiveswap's writer

to me Rose is the most "genuine" 13 year old amongst the kids

her speech and mannerisms remind me of myself at that age, because I was an insufferable know-it-all who thought GUH ADULTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>83542892
That stuff was still in popular use until like 2006.

>>83542948
>twitter cap
Yeah we know who the writer is, take that to /v/.

>>83542948
Okay, he's earned a little respect.

>>83542987
I can't tell if he's being sincere or not with that remark about LOST.

>>83543014
It was perfect with respect to the characters and was an ideal ending in that respect. As for plot/mysteries, not so much.

>>83542968
Pretty much
All the kids seemed like they were at least 2 years older than 13 back then. And to think that they were originally going to be 10 year olds

>>83542948
>minor characters
Literally every character had an unsatisfying ending except for AR and some extremely minor characters who died off.

>>83543030
He's using LOST as the punchline, but he's actually talking about Homestuck. As a result I can't tell whether he actually believes what he's saying.

>>83542792
Rose's flaws come up very frequently
She doesn't have John and Jade's ridiculous amounts of bottled up emotions, and doesn't have Dave's overwhelming angst/suspiciously specific denial of his issues. She just fucks up. That's pretty realistic.

As for trolls, I think Tavros is probably the most believably 13 of them.

>>83543099
Oh, right, I forgot Twitter goes in reverse, I fucking hate Twitter.

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Does this apply to the trolls?

>implies a happy ending and leaves the rest up to you
has this ever been considered good writing by anyone except the author himself

>>83543187
Do not ever post this shit here again. The internet is a fucking ocean of meaningless horoscopes; you can find any permutation of this same arbitrary list somewhere, I guarantee you.

>>83543187
>Aries/Capricorn
oh yeah sure, make the fire sign and the earth sign hook up, that'll be great

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speaking of memes

will there be a troll spurdo in hiveswap

>>83543167
It doesn't help that the screenshot tweets are ordered correctly about half the time.

And that people on twitter are barely coherent at their best.

>>83543287
Fucking finns, god damn.

>>83543287
Most memes will probably be parallels to twitter or vineshit

>>83543187
>Cancer: Scorpio
wew lad

>>83541895
goddamn jake stop fucking

>>83541681
Being unfamiliar with the original dub, I had no idea how much Ice King was in Patchy.

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>>83543187
>CANCER: SCORPIO
DELETE THIS

>>83543432
jake is the joseph joestar of homestuck

>>83543359
>>83543457
what's your problem
karkat and vriska were on very friendly terms, at least by vriska's standards

>>83543252
>you can find any permutation somewhere
12! is a big number.

>>83543432
it's a harley's duty to breed

>>83536626
i dont think it will. Im just curious what hussie has planned.

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>>83543488
its not really surprising

vriska likes people to get annoyed/fed up with her because it means that she's on their mind

karkat yells a lot about whats on his mind, in this case vriska

she doesn't like karkat so much as she likes getting karkat angry because he'll talk about her more

>>83543287
What even constitutes a 'deviant' in Finland if their normies are so readily willing to adopt our fucking pedophile bear as their permanent icon to the world?

>>83543488
karkat hates vriska

also, does anyone have the image of the dead AR watching PM and WV create can town. hes kind of sitting in a pool of nothingness on a white background while those two are in some weird bubble or something

>>83543635
vriska likes to piss people off and karkat likes to be pissed off
they're a perfect match

>>83543666
>karkat hates vriska
no he pretends to hate vriska so he can go on angry rants about her, just like he does for any of his other friends
karkat "hated" dave and now they're buttfuckin'

>>83543522
That's an exaggeration, but with this shit been going on in newspapers for who knows how long it's pretty absurd how many combinations you'd actually be able to find.

>>83543522
it's not 12!, it's 122

>>83543755
I wondered how 4chan would handle the superscript and now I know
that was supposed to be 12 squared (144)

what we need to keep in mind is that Karkat was pretty close and talked romance a lot with Eridan

Karkat just likes an audience for his ranting, and it most likely doesn't really matter who he's talking to

>>83543539
>GG: my grandpa fucked everything from here to china and god dammit if im not going to do the same!!

>>83543726
Fair enough.

>>83543778
It's OK. I forgive you. You were off by 22 and I was off by ... a little bit more than 22.

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>>83543666
nevermind i found it

>>83543834
Like he'd be this happy about getting cucked so hard.

>>83543834
>>83543910

>He's happy when justice wasn't fully extracted against BecNoir.

Yeah nah

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>>83543488
>>83543635
>>83543666
>>83543722
DELETE THIS

>>83543651
Are jonnes really normies though?

>>83543651
it's not our bear
we took it from japan first

>>83542948
fuck cohen, LOST had a perfect ending for 99% of the characters, what the fuck are you smoking?

>>83544109
he's saying the ending of homestuck is good just like the ending of LOST is good

>>83544109
We can't tell if he's being sincere or sarcastic. Probably sarcastic. Whatever the generation after millennials is called is incapable of sincerity.

>>83543099
>I can't tell whether he actually believes what he's saying.
then hes ideal to take over writing from andrew hussie

>>83544135
but homestuck didn't end character arcs, we don't even know if vriska and terezi survived

>>83544166
it was pretty easy to tell when Hussie was using a character in homestuck as his mouthpiece for proselytizing, though

>>83544199
not to mention all the times when he self-inserted in order to lecture the readers directly

>>83544199
it seems easy to tell until he directly contradicts everything he just said a hundred pages later. i dont think theres a single message in homestuck that doesnt counter itself within the text

>>83544221
I'll never stop loving how the self-insert lectures directed at Caliborn about how he'd stunted his emotional development and how using a plot device juju to fix everything was unsatisfying to humans both ended up being exactly what happened during the retcon.

>>83543187
>Leo:Libra
Well that one checks out at least, after the accident and subsequent Aradia-Bot inception, Nepeta was probably one of the only positive minded people Terezi supposedly interacted with. Shame this was never used as a way to develop Terezi's character, could have made her character and motivations a bit clearer with a contrasting relationship to Vriska.

is karkat even a cancer
or is he a gemini

>>83544350
maybe you shouldnt be assuming that his initial lecture to caliborn was genuine then

>>83544387
>I was just pretending!

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reminder john is an aries

john/ara confirmed

>>83544387
Why wouldn't it have been? He basically said "this is a coming of age story and you fucked up by killing your sister too early and condemning yourself to life as a manchild, which makes you a suitable villain for a coming of age story." Not sure what the narrative value would be in saying that and then purposefully not following up on it.

>>83544411
im not saying it was a good decision. assuming he totally meant to stick by the shit he said to caliborn when he was just about to introduce the juju and presumably had planned its nature seems silly. in retrospect it looks more like the set-up to a bad joke than any kind of genuine statement. by making the 'author' say what he said then about development he set up the punchline of wanding the unfixable meteor problems better with a retcon.

>>83544463
>john gets his dick removed via penile strangulation with a whip

>>83544463
John and Jane = Aries
All the other kids = Sagittarius

What did Hussie meme by this

>>83544591
aradia needs her daily nutrition.
john was unfortunate to be walking by when she woke up and got snagged

>>83544557
I suspect that the original plan was to do something different with john's retcon powers, and the GAME OVER timeline was a detour that he took to pad out Homestuck's length since he knew Hiveswap was going to be delayed.

But who knows. Just another unexplained contradiction and plot contrivance for the pile.

>>83544387
On the one hand he was doing a pretty flanderized version of himself in that exchange. On the other hand he doesn't exactly refute his own argument with the story.

Vriska memes aside, I wonder who Hussie's actual favorite character was

>>83544662
from the second that john fell into the juju it should have been clear that there was some huge use of that power incoming. the retcon must have been planned at least from when he thought up the idea of the juju, it was just executed awfully and so was the aftermath.

>>83544735
given his treatment of the characters, he hated all of them

These threads are going to get so ded if nothing happens on 6/12

>>83544735
caliborn, equius, dirk, gamzee

based hussie combined his favourite characters power rangers style and marched them off to beat the shit out of the true villain of this story, tumblr

>>83544829
I'll still hang around to check up on projects but they're already slowing down quite a bit

dead thread
dead fandom
dead dad

hussie sux u all sux

give me your classpect and i'll give you a one sentence summary of a power you can do.

>>83545070
ara of dia

>>83544463
>aradia's fluid leaking out both sides
l-lewd

>>83545070
Knight of Blood

would you make davejade canon at the cost of making callieroxy canon?

>>83545080
you get to die a lot
>>83545086
you're WV but you don't fail (unless you're a shit commander)

>>83545070
Prince of Light

>>83545097
Yes, John still has Terezi and cucking the shit out of Vriska and Karkat and all of their ultimate selves

>>83545070
Prince of Doom

>>83545137
you know how to hit every enemy's weak point for massive damage
>>83545166
you can resurrect the dead and also murder people dead

>>83545070
Waste of Space

>>83544846
3/4 of those really are the best characters in the entire comic

replace Dirk with Nepeta of courshe :^)

>>83545070
page of void

>>83543755
>not 11*9*7*5*3=11395

You cunts will jam for hours about breedability, but you can't do baby-level combinatorics. Step it up, lads.

>>83545217
write shitty stories
>>83545237
be useless for 99% of the game and then when you're level 100 you can wave your hands and make things disappear

>>83543834
Has anyone edited this to PM sparing Bec Noir and AR puling out a ghost gun to blow his ghost brains out

>>83544735
Probably dave. He was a bit of a self-insert, he based some of his logs on IRL conversations he had, and he gave him a fuckload of character development compared to the other kids (or pretty much anyone else in the comic).

>>83545097
I'm not even sure if I'd make Callieroxy canon at the cost of Davejade canon

Davekat's mediocre but Davejade is a blander taste than vanilla

>>83545260
Bard of Heart

>>83545295
you make people around you develop erratic thought processes

>>83545274
Im still so booty blasted we didn't get the calroxy kiss

>>83545346
Why would we have? She wants to bone the kid who isn't already pure bone.

>>83545319
Prince of Mind
Maid of Blood
Rogue of Rage

>>83545346
hey liveblogger now that you've finished reading the entire comic why not make the final version of your shipping wall so we can judge your taste?

>every trip or namefag has shitty ships
w e w

>>83545070
Page of Space

>>83545376
in order

brain explosions

*slamming two dolls together* NOW KISS

you make enemies dazed and happy while you make your party ready to murder. Hardcore.

classpectanon have you formerly used the name/trip Page of Mind?

>>83545070
bard of breath

>>83545450
I think chaz once drew a Jade watersport pic for PoM cause he is into that sort of thing.

>>83545070
knight of mind

>>83545346
thank you
the fags here were so in denial that it was possible

>>83545498
he is

also diapers i think?

>>83545413
So how do you define maid, heir, witch and maid. They all seemed rather vague in the comic

>>83545274
>Doesn't like vanilla.

I bet you like strawberry you special snowflake bird of paradise.

>>83545070
Bard of Blood

>>83545519
>was shilling the fanventure that had diapertroll
it all makes sense now
the pieces are falling into place

>>83545070
mage of time

>>83545346
Tell me about it, that shit was annoying

>>83545250
I feel like you're all wildly off about it but I've always been bad with these. That's definitely way too many for distinct pairings of 12 trolls without duplicates, though.

>>83545450
no, i'm a bard of doom or prince of mind

>>83545473
people who try to insult you usually end up hurting themselves somehow

>>83545500
combat clairvyoance

>>83545412
giantess/shrinking kink's wet dream

>>83545524
maid creates, witch manipulates, heir invites manipulation

>>83545560
lord of the flies on a stick

>>83545568
ginneo is legitimately a badass though, he just starts cringey.

>>83545594
Oh shit I spelled mage as maid for one of those, how do you define mage?

>johnfags so booty blasted that roxy will have literally all of her orifices thoroughly licked and left with cherub grease
how does it feel?

>>83545652
mage learns about their aspect (seers invite learning)

>>83545587
you have the voices of alternate yous telling you what to do, like a thousand davesprites chittering in your ear.

>>83545661
put your name back on TPDATS

>>83545683
>implying

Hiveswap?

More like

HiveSTOP

Amirite

>>83545274
DaveJade may be that boring ass insecure cool guy and cute geek girl (but the quirky kind of geek girl and not the weird autistic kind) trope, but the sheer force of DaveKat's mediocrity combined with the bad execution actually makes me like it less than DaveJade

>>83545661
>fat johnfags butthurt that he doesn't have a threesome

wooooooooooooooow

>>83545661
it makes me feel sad because the best cherub never got laid but his thoroughly uninteresting sister did and that seems unfair to me

I like to imagine there were little patches of land around where Roxy was at and she liked to have summer beach fun.

>>83545790
And she did it completely nude

>>83545661
literally no john fans are sad given that he is simultaneously banging two girls at once one thrust in each vagina and then back to the other

>>83545773
>who is the handmaid
>who is snowman
>who is damara

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>>83545803
that reminds me: why did Dirk even wear clothes? nigga lived in a hot-ass apartment block in the middle of the ocean, who's gonna be watching

>>83545773
caliborn fucked hundreds of thousands of universes with his giant horse/cloun dick

>>83545834
Caliborn
Calliope

>>83545592
>Aries pairs with any of the other 11
>Taurus pairs with any of the remaining 9, or Gemini takes the 9-spot if Aries pairs with Taurus
>Gemini pairs with any of the other 7, unless Taurus/Gemini, Aries/Taurus, or Aries/Gemini happens, in which case Cancer takes the 7-spot
>and so on and so forth

That shit is dupe-proof.

>>83545814
the handmaid would never...

>>83545822
Grimdorks is Grimdead.

>>83545814
he never got laid affectionately with someone that wasn't crazy and he never found a fat waifu
his fetishes went unfulfilled forever

>>83545804
Why switch back and fourth like a normal, unmagical chump when he's got time travel powers? He's literally a one man bukakke team.

>>83545867
What makes you think she can resist that honkin horse cock?

>>83545867
>literally alternate damara
>with an infinite lifespan and all the time in the universe

if you think she didnt gorge herself on the mighty horse/cloun dick youre pying to yourself

>>83545865
I feel like I could write them all out in a list like
Aradia : 11 possible pairings
Tavros: 10 possible pairings (since he's already with Aradia)
Sollux: 9 possible (Aradia and Tavros done)
Karkat: 8 (etc)
Etc
What's wrong with this method?

>>83545899
Did he ever talk about fatlust again after that one conversation with Jane?

>>83545404
When I'm free in a few hours
>>83545661
I unironically ship john/rose

>>83545904
>over the next ten years every panel of homestuck is slowly filled by johns retconning himself back in with roxy and terezi to fuck
>eventually its just 10k pages of multiple self orgies covering everything else

who said the retcons made the comic worse

>>83545973
that's if you want all the possible combinations of two trolls
he's talking about all possible permutations of 12 trolls organized into couples

>>83545676
How does it feel that there are only like 144 classpects baring lord and muse?

>>83546072
that was never confirmed though

>>83546072
feels nice

less work for me

and if i wanted more work i could just figure out fraymotifs

>john, dave, roxy and jade decide to team up and have a massive orgy using time-travelling and recton powers

I want to see this now

>>83546099
Coming up with music puns for motif names is a pain in ass

What were the Seinfeld classpects again?

What if Hussie/the story had said that classpects are not a thing and that technically every character has every power they just cannot be arsed for those they are not inclined to?

>>83546100
>John, you had sex with Dave while he passed out. That certain qualifies as gay sex and rape.
>not once i'm done zapping!

>>83545070
Knight of Space.

>>83546123
Help I need someone to come up with a music pun for HSG fraytmotifs about
>implying

>>83546158
then it would be boring
>>83546174
combat teek

>>83546146
oh shit i wanna see these

>>83546282
I'm getting like three completely different definitions for teek when I google it, help a brother out.

>>83546226
impetuoso implicare

>>83546158
but he did say that!
do people even read calliope logs

>>83546318
TK

telekinesis

>>83546158
Well then he'd be shooting himself in the foot since his game is to create the illusion that it is otherwise.

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>>83546146
>>83546314
each of these were proposed at some point

>>83546330
I remember nothing alpha timeline Calliope said except the part about being ugly

>>83546342
That's not what I imagined at all. Definitely beats "making your weapon really big."

>>83546323
I like this
You're good

>>83546158
classpects are a more like an description of the personalities of characters rather than a of their available powers. their personalities then lead them to developing the appropriate powers.

>>83546352
This set from tumblr is what's canon to me.

Jerry- Muse of Void
Elaine- Sylph of Rage
George- Seer of Doom
Kramer- Bard of Heart

Reminder that the Handmaid is called the Handmaid because English appointed her to hold his hand whenever he wills it

>>83546446
just list random italian words and youll probably get away with it

>>83546469
the handmaid would never...

>>83546453
sharing a classpect with Kosmo Kramer would be a great honor and I rejoice at the possibility

someone draw godtier Kramer

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>>83546352
>>83546453
what about the always sunny cast?

>>83546352
These are all good and I could see them all working. It's really hard to choose due to how vague they are.

>>83546453
I think this is the best set, but Muse is female exclusive and it doesn't sit well with me as Jerry's class.

I think we can all agree that Kramer is the Gamzee of the Seinfeld session, though, whether he's a Rage player or a Bard or neither.

>>83538390
Vriska.

>>83546226
>Improvising
As in musical improvising
Or hm
Greentext Groove

>>83546072
But that's wrong, you're implying that the twelve classes and twelve aspects are all that Skaia can possibly create.

>>83546504
this is a show i have much more familiarity with so i will guess

charlie is probably a page of rage

dee i would consider a thief, although of what i can't guess, but i could see her being a thief of light.

frank is obviously a bard, and if i had to take my best shot in the dark i would say a bard of void

dennis i would guess is a prince of hope

mac is a heart player, no doubt in my mind about that, possibly a knight of heart.

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>>83546713
>entire session of bards
that's the one I accept as most likely

>>83545594
Mage of Light or Mage of Life. Either way, I'm going to suffer.

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>>83546713
>their entire session is Bards,. thats how bad they fuck up

>>83546713
I thought Charlie would be Prince of Mind cuz dumb.

>>83546713
i was partially correct in my guesses at the very least, although i don't think they would have a time or space player because dignifying a session they run with success would be too good for them

I can't believe you guys didn't get the ending. Lord English was obviously the kids' universe all along. Remember Snowman? His eyes going to eightballs mean he is now linked with the universe. That's why the end door turned white and led to Lord English, because the kids all had to enter him. That's why there was no battle.

>>83546865
I personally assigned Charlie Bard of Light because he's the wildcard and because he's Day Man

I thought Terezi could be great. Someone who could do anything at anytime because they're a hedonistic weirdo who doesn't know how to show real emotions? That's pretty cool to be honest. Instead she got reduced to basically nothing.

Seems like whenever shit hits the fan and the story turns more dramatic that all of the entertaining and interesting characterization is removed.

>>83546929
What about Bard of Void. One who invites destruction through a lack of knowledge?

>>83546889
interesting that you picked all the same classes but shuffled the aspects around
I do think that Charlie should be a light player though, it's in the name of the show and he's the Dayman after all

>>83545070
Knight of Heart

>>83546989
A lot of them feel Void-y, that works too.

>>83546911
flawless interpretation of homestuck's endings with the facts provided

is being a slut genetic in homestuck

>had a bad dream involving Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep fucking Aradia over a table when she sucked Eridan's dick

>>83546640

>>83546785

P-Please respond.

>>83547156
>not dreaming of Dave wearing cat ears, a cute collar, and nothing else

>>83547237
mage of life can hear (not talk to) animals and plants

mage of light spontaneously gets info about things, like epiphanies

>>83547156
i had a dream aradia hugged me

>>83547267
So I'm either the Indian kid from Captain Planet or a plot device like Vriska?

>>83547156
aren't time players essentially just D4C with their doomed clones?

>>83547296
Yes.

>>83547265
Do go on

>>83547325
no, it would be more like d4c if the doomed clone took over for the main timeline one if they died or got close to death, which is not what happens.

which

is actually a really good idea for a fan venture, i'd wager: doomed clone kills the alpha one and takes over and shenanigans ensue

Nothing in the epilogue would satisfy us, save for a long series of events Hussie would never do. Hiveswap is very obviously going to be awful-at-worst-forgettable-at-best.

Why the fuck are we still in these threads? We need to move on; all this nostalgia bitching is getting unhealthy.

>>83547478
Waifus and husbandos

>>83547478
im just here cos i like talking about homestuck

>>83547478
There's nothing else that scratches the itch that Homestuck once scratched.

>>83547478
classpects make my autism happy

>>83547267
Other mage of light here. Do you think I'd be able to do a kamehameha.

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>>83547478
>We need to move on; all this nostalgia bitching is getting unhealthy.
posting in homestuck threads is no different than posting on the rest of 4chan

>>83547583
No. you might be able to stare at the sun and not get blinded though

>>83547478
I think these threads should exist until 6/12 is over at least. We can start them up again when the epilogue comes out.

I had a dream where I interviewed Andrew Hussie
I told him that now that the story's over he had no reason to bullshit and I wanted the truth
I asked him a bunch of questions about the comic and he gave me really clear and concise answers, talking all about why he wrote Homestuck the way he did
At the end I asked him, "Are you happy with how the comic turned out?"
He just kind of laughed and took a drink of water, then he looked directly at me with a really melancholy, forlorn gaze, and I woke up

>>83547639
Sick.

>>83547679
i had the same dream but from the other perspective

what does it?