Can we please retcon both these species out of Cosmic Marvel forever

>>83530128
Galactus hasn't really fucked with the Kree as far as i know. it did eat the Skull homeworld and that somehow doomed their entire pan galactic empire

Avengers would never leave Earth to stop Galactus either

also, them asking Earth for help is like America asking for aid from Congo
Reeds smartness and Gods of thunder aside its total bullshit that can't out do anything we've achieved

>>83530128
Your autism wont erase them anon

>>83530128
fuck you

the kree/skrull are great space opera fodder

No.

>>83531331

>skrulls
>galactus eats their homeworld
>then annhilus's planet eating dreadnought eats dozens of their colony worlds
>then the architects kill a couple other dozen skrull worlds

thats why they are fucked, not just galactus

>>83530128
Neither of those species opened a door to an alternate universe filled with undying conquerors powered by Shuma-Gorath

>>83531493

Yeah, that was one thing I genuinely enjoyed about Secret Invasion; the idea that they were in the midst of their big plan to conquer Earth when the Annihilation Wave tore through their space and just fucking gutted them while their attention was elsewhere. It went from being something which they were doing to please their god to being something which they absolutely HAD to win because for most of their troops, they literally had no homes left to go back to.

And then their empress was killed, their god was killed, and the invasion failed, and now they're good and fucked.

>>83530128
>implying humans would behave differently if we had access to the technology necessary for large-distance space travel and colonization

>>83533824
I choose to hope we'll be more Star Trek-y

>>83533857
It looks hot we'll want to put our collective dick in it.

Spaceward Ho!

Also Bendis and Humphries destroyed the Kree homeworld recently, not sure if the Kree even exist anymore aside from Ronan and Bendis' OC who said she was the last surviving Kree as far as she knew.

>>83533884
Also the bit with trying to make friends with other species before incinerating them.

>>83533892
>not sure if the Kree even exist anymore aside from Ronan and Bendis' OC who said she was the last surviving Kree as far as she knew.
Kree OCs appear in Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur and Starbrand & Nightmask; at least one of their named home planets survive in the latter

>>83533927
No one tell Bendis then.

Still destroying Hala was fucking stupid, barely anything has been done with it since Annihilation Conquest and that planet is always getting rekt.

>>83530128
well it's canon that the badoon will conquer and basically wipe out both so they are going to be gone eventually

>>83533899
We only do that in Trek because we're post-scarcity and nobody wants anything anymore.

Replicators aren't actually feasible in the real world, it's impossible to generate the amount of energy necessary to transmute matter to energy and back, you'd need more juice than the fucking sun makes.

>>83530128
Hulkling is destined to unite the two empires under his righteous banner, with the power of the magic star-sword Excelsior

>>83532103
Has there even been a story since Secret Invasion that addressed how utterly fucked the Skrulls have gotten? Like, are they an endangered species of space-hobos now or did things just stay status quo?

>>83534343
I think it got mentioned in New Avengers that the skrulls are gathering up as many survivors as they can to launch a last ditch war effort that will either restart their empire or let them all die in a blaze of glory, which is basically the timeframe Hulkling has to mentally and physically prepare himself to step into the cosmic stage

>>83534382
That sounds like the worst fucking idea. Why don't they take those fucking gathered survivors and find a quiet corner to re-fuckin'-build for a while? Surely there's some unclaimed territory within whatever-they-call-their-FTL distance

>wanting Kree and Skrull to be retconned out of existance
I would rather have the Chitauri removed with the Badoon put in their place. Skrulls are pretty much dead on the galactic stage and the Kree are not too far behind.

>>83534508
these are Skrulls we're talking about here

galactus isn't around anymore you casual fuck

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>>83534546
he's not dead, he just doesn't eat planets any more

>>83534596
hes not galactus, he is called lifebringer now

>>83530128
They don't need to die they just need to make love. Physically.

>>83534607
that's just his job position

>>83530128
SAVEUS.HULKLING

>>83533824
In Marvel? Of course. The subject isn't a popular one, but you can imagine how different conquest of space would be with metahumans available for help.

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>>83530128
Give Vulcan another crack at some genocide.

He was starting to get the hang of it.

>>83534596
so when's the next issue without Thanos acting like a retard again and on to actually solving cosmic mysteries?

By the way, Galan > all of the Ultimates characterwise

>>83536165
once civil war II ends in like eight months

which is why most writers that care about story just quit when an event sucks their book into it

>>83536165
Never because he's not being written as a marie sue by the hack Starlin.

>>83536194
>implying Civil War II may be extended/delayed to winter or even 2017

>>83536211
I was talking about the team, but suit yourself.

>marie sue
>Starlin being hack

fuck right off. A&L wrote Thanos hundred times better than idiots do now.

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>>83534288
>badoon will conquer the universe
how ever do they manage that? they're literally the niggers of space in Marvel
that's not a big on blacks, just that all the negative connotations of that word (lazy, savage, belligerent, etc.) apply to the Badoon
hell, they lay eggs for gods shake

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>>83530128

In truth if humans haven't acquired Kree/Skrull levels of tech by now then humans don't deserve a place in the universe considering the cosmic and above shit that falls into their lap on a daily basis.

>>83531493

So you're saying that the Skrull are the Jews of the universe. Small Beginnings to Powerful and influential but shunned by the light of god and punished for their hubris.

>>83533927
>>83534242
Hala was the just the main world the kree have several planets. Bendis just being Bendis assumed Hala was the only one and had his OC be the "last Kree". I could have sworn Ronan was alive at the end of vortex reacting to Hala being blown up.

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>>83536399
Don't older issues of Guardians 3000 characters show the Badoon to have tech advanced enough to be in the "magic" level too?

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>>83536441
with the exception of Thor, Hyperion, and Star Brand the Annihilators shit on the entire Avengers lineup
they were too good, i.e. powerful, for this world

>>83536648
They jobbed pretty hard in general

>>83536067
IRL too

>>83536809
The final time they appeared as a team, Thanos in his own OGN rekt them.

>>83536648
who the fuck invited Laika?

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Why don't humans just teach the aliens to not be jerks all of the time?

>>83536648

Isn't Hyperion like, a bad guy?

t. haven't read a Cosmic Marvel comic since Annihilation

>>83538260
not Laika. Can't remember the dog's name right now though...
Appeared in GotG

>>83538411
Cosmo?

>>83538351
Which Hyperion?

>>83538411
Cosmo?