Why do all of them hail from white-superior nations?
>>83505968
Time to put down some dogs.
>>83505968
Why are they running like humans? Arent they dogs?
I mean can't we get a Chinese dog? Or a South American dog?
>>83506599
because those countries eat dogs
>>83506669
Aside from mexico im sure no latinamericanncountry eats dogs
>>83506012
Why so fowl?
>>83506750
venezuelas getting desperate
>>83506768
Shut up, lunch.
>>83506930
Can the bullshit you two.
Man, producers really wanted a piece of that TMNT cake back in the 90's.
>>83507603
Holy mackerel, dem titties!
>>83505968
>>83506012
>>83506768
>>83506930
>>83507462
>>83507603
>>83507750
Let's Fossilize these mooks!
>>83506599
If this show were made today it would probably feature a "token" breeds, like an Afghan Hound, a Shiba Inu, or one of the many Latin American Dogos
>>83508002
>>83505968
Back then including "PoC" diversity in something so obtuse as fucking dog people was so asinine it didn't even occur to the creators. They just picked dog breeds that looked cool, were popular, and fit the characterizations they were going for (scrappy young leader = retriever, tough bad boy = doberman, pretty girl = collie, etc)
>>83507887
>scalies
Willy, initiate suborbital bombardment.
>>83508145
It's time to croak some furries!
>>83508205
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>>83508205
I remember the comic in Nintendo Power, but there was a cartoon?
>>83508097
>Back then including "PoC" diversity in something so obtuse as fucking dog people was so asinine it didn't even occur to the creators.
Was kid in 1995.
Wondered even then why there were no Asian, Spanish, or African dogs. Also why they weren't an even male-female split.
Why does no one remember this show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvqXRFPU_aQ
>>83509314
Because they failed to fully retcon our reality, introducing only the new element (The show in question) but not altering our perception of it.
>>83505968
1)European countries have some of the best/unique breeds of dogs (heck, most of em are from Germany)
2)They were dogs of the most powerful leaders of the world, which was Europe/NA at the time.
>>83509509
No, they choose the most popular breeds for a show aimed at kids and nothing else. Collie, husky, retriever, doberman, the like. That's all there is.
I hated this goddamn show. It was fucking terrible and the dog heads on human bodies was always off putting.
>>83506041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nEf9kgelW4
>>83509314
I wish this was a real cartoon
>>83509562
So I can't tempt you with Coleen lewd?
>>83508278
They won't know what hit them!
Apparently, you can't pull off the formula with pigs.
Like twenty years they've been trying to get this to fly.
>>83509827
& neither will you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyIp43ir4VM
>>83509913
>Cyboars
They've got a pretty good pun going and they want to see it succeed. Can't blame em.
>>83505968
the only other potentially heroic country they could come from is japan. they couldve had a little akita or something. other than that, sorry, all the economically important countries are either mostly white or evil. technically russia was both but we were letting them pretend we bought their ruse, so they could 'become the mask'
>>83508892
Did you have parents that fed you wheatgrass and tofu and shit?
there are no african domestic dogs, man. that's not how they roll
>>83509917
that was probably one of the dumbest ideas ever..
i get the idea of wanting to make a toy that's 'only for one sex' popular with both, but that's when you make a mighty max out of your polly pockets, yknow? making weird ugly 80s action figure characters (in the 90s) out of troll dolls doesn't let you in any way recycle the troll dolls.. you're not saving money, recycling any engineering, you're just giving things the ugly face, jewel on front, and a LITTLE of the wild hair, of the thing you own the license to. really as long as you left out the word troll, any other company could have made this with impunity
>>83509600
>girl dog "from london town"
>has an american accent
literally what's the point
>>83509314
>cocky best friend / rival is a rooster
kek
We're here too, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whGh08II4BE
>>83508839
https://youtu.be/ggmOeBnbyXI
>>83509917
> be a young lad
> thought stone protectors were cool
> asked for one for my birthday
> mother gets me pic related instead
> don't have the heart to tell her it's not what I wanted and don't like it
> she tells the extended family that I like troll dolls
> over the course of several years I gain a collection of about 40 of these fucking things
>>83510508
KEK. Clap yourself on the shoulder for that achievement.
>>83508892
None of those places had exttensive breeding of dogs
Here's a question: How many world leaders today have a dog? We all know Obama got a wimpy little mutt. Merkel is famously afraid of dogs and Putin freaked her out with his. What about the Chinese? French?