New Oglaf. Would you?

>>83503821
Of course. I'd love great hair.

>>83503821
my hair's already pretty great but it could always stand to be greater

>have sex with avocado
>now look like Snake Plissken
Yes I would.

>>83503821
Man I'm usually the one arguing with the "Oglaf sucks now" crowd in these threads, but this is not a good one at all.

And no I would not, last weeks pyramid was better.

>>83503821
I could. I probably already masturbated to something worse.

Why is the title Incubus?

>>83504390
>not liking sex with avocado
Enjoy your bad hair.

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>>83503930
My fucking nigga

>>83503821
No, it would be pointless for me since I go full Picard when I can be assed to shave.

>>83503821
Well I do have shitty hair...

I can see the humour in this, but I can't help but think I'm missing the joke.

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>>83503821
Christ, why did this comic take such a massive nosedive? We haven't had a decent comic since Hart's Line.

>>83503821
Negative. I hate avocado.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-NEgJa-AGo

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>>83503821
>what time is it?

It's party time

>>83504532
I'm smelling a story coming up.

>>83503821

I'm starting to wonder why this is set in a medieval fantasy world.

>>83504956
>they didn't summon sulfur elementals
Lame

>>83505056
They usually provide for more varied stories.

>>83504956
I dunno, Ranger Ron Returns was pretty great.

I think the multiparters are better in general.
http://oglaf.com/ron-returns/

>>83503821
I'm bald, would that cure it?
What am I saying, someone/thing wants to have sex with me, of course I would.

>>83505056
If it was based on modern times and had no fantasy it would be just menage a 3

>>83504697
Then you get a great scalp. Get in the avocado anon

>>83505246
Have sex with avocado twice until your hair grows back.

>>83503821
Still no update on the apprentice?

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>>83503821
This seems familiar...
>>83505615
He's dead.

>>83503821
Oglaf isn't even funny and all the sex jokes are immature and autistic :/

>>83503821
I got a mild chuckle out of the alt text
Ask about my recipe for 2-ingredient guacamole

>>83505689
<TRIGGERED.jog

>>83503821
I'm allergic to avocado...

>>83506168
So you're fucked either way

I would. Except I'm allergic. Motherfucker I miss guacamole.

>>83506266
then use protection

>>83506317
But then how would I get the Healthy Oils?

>>83506266
Just drink anti allergy pills before you eat guac hell at least you're not that unlucky sap that is allergic to chocolate or to water

>>83506431
How can you be allergic to water?

>man is raped by sentient avocado as a joke

>>83506460
It causes a reaction to the skin, not when drinking.
>>83506431
I suppose, but since I hit puberty I've developed allergies to most nuts and fruits. It really sucks.

>>83506689
>nuts and fruits
You don't like crazy or gay people? Good, son, good.

>>83506738
I like them just fine, but when a schizophrenic fucks me in the ass I get hives like you wouldn't believe.

>>83506826
Who doesn't?

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>>83503821
>incubus.jpg
Oh lawdy

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>>83505646
>He's dead.
Cumming back from the dead is no big deal in Oglaf