The real Civil War is here, /co/: Are you Team Bald or Team Hair?

>>83488135

Team hair because team bald has Millar and Morrison on the same teams so it's doomed due to infighting.

Fuck, you've balanced this out well.

>>83488135
Team Bald, I like Morrison best and also Fraction seems like he would be the most insufferable of them all.

>>83488135
Who the fuck are the people on team hair? I don't recognize any of them.

>>83488361
Alan Moore, Nick Spencer, Sam Humphries, Scott Snyder, Matt Fraction

>>83488361
Alan Moore, Nick Spencer, dogfucker, Scott Snyder, Matt Fraction

Team Bald, sorry Moore can't carry everyone

>>83488135
>Team Bald has Bendis
>Team Hair has Fraction
Can I get scalped?

>>83488135
What are they fighting about?

Bald, obviously.

I'd try and trade Fraction for Bendis, though.

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Team Bald

>>83488361
Moore, 3 literal whos, and Matt Fraction. If Moore wasn't there I'd swear not having hair went hand in hand with being a talented comic book writer.

Team hair for now, but in a few years there may be a shocking double cross.

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Bendis is obviously there to make it more even

>>83488135
Well, Team Bald does have an ex-CIA agent on their team, so I'll go with them.

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Team hair reporting in.

>>83488135
Should've put Frank Miller on bald.
I'm going with team hair because Bendis is on bald.

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Team Hair reporting in.

>>83488135
Is their hair length their true power level?

>>83488135
Team bald.

I don't even know who the middle guy is.

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>>83488404
No but you can join Team Women

>>83488233
Mark Millar isn't bald you idiot

>>83488135
Who's the guy between Azz and Bendis?

>>83488394
This

>>83488962
Warren Ellis

>>83488788
BRB jumping off cliff.

>>83488962
Ellis.

>>83488543
Stupid Neil and his stupid, sexy, eternal head of hair.

>>83488135
Hmmm. 4/5 on each side are great writers. I have a great thick head of hair, but I do see thinning. I'll go with Bald.
Plus, Snyder and Fraction look like pedos.

>>83488135
Tom isn't bald yet, thought. Give him a couple of years and add Rucka in the meantime.

Also, I am amazed at how punchable Bendis face is. It's almost as if he put effort into it.

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>>83488543
>>83489412
Good taste, lads

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Mentor vs student

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Does having no hair whatsoever from chemo make him the king of team bald?

Is Team Beard the Third Option?

>>83489647
This is civil war. Save him for when we do Blackest night.

>>83489702
See >>83488788

>>83489635
All the dying Gerard's done to his hair, he'd totally shave it off to fight on Grant's side.

>>83488135
OK, I haven't lurked enough. Who are these people?

>>83489811
Spoiling the names for people who want to try and guess.

On the top left you have go back to /tv/. Next to him is get the fuck off my board. In the middle is I hate your fucking cape movie bullshit. Next is you've literally singlehandedly ruined this board. Then on the top right you've got good old I can't wait for this stupid fad to die.

Then on the bottom, you've got you have literally no reason to be on this board. Next to him is nobody wants you here. Then that's you're literally worse than /b/ in the middle, followed by you people are worse than casuals, and finally get the fuck out.