GreendaleHuman Beings Edition
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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Everyone keeps going on about Lapis' baseball uniform, but I thought Pearl looked really cool.
Don't forget ta PLACE YA BETS!Congratulations on the great ratings!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10387193
Here we go.
when do they fight the lava monsters
Give me some simple draw requests, so that I don't feel sad.
>>83453678
Reminder that Rose is the savior of mankind and Steven is a weapon of kindness.
Do gems have strong legs?
>>83452260
God, this would be hilarious. Every few episodes has a shitty-disguise Jasper cameo.
>Steven goes into the backroom of the Big Donut to look for something, Jasper is crouching inside a tiny box with eye holes in it, Solid Snake style
>Steven goes to see Dogcopter 4 with Connie, Jasper has a bag on her head and sells them the tickets
>For an entire episode, Lion is replaced with what's obviously Jasper in a pink lion costume, nobody questions it
>>83453151
Sadie should have been thinking of Stevonnie too
>>83453691
>Lapis was modern baseball slut
>Pearl was classic traditional baseball
>Sophie was 1920s women's baseball
>Steven was modern baseball
>Amethyst was just a run of the mill cholo
>>83453735
Bob with her fly open and a tuft of her bush peeking out
>>83453735
Lapis, Amethyst and Peridot being best friends
>>83453691
Lapis looked like a basic bitch, I could walk around forever 21 and see many girls wearing shit like she did.
Pearl at least tries
>>83453735
Lapis getting raped by a dog.
>>83453735
Sapphire and Ruby in pic related poses?
>>83453735
peridot as a spider monster girl
jasper in a witch costume
lapis as a poodle
>>83453735
How simple we talking?
>>83453691
I think they all looked great
>>83453735
Peridot jumping in the pool with floaties on her feet to try and walk on water, with the expected result.
>>83453741
Why is he wearing a bandaid? How did he get hurt? Who hurt the precious cinnamon bun child?
Love you guys
>>83453840
Amethyst hugged too hard.
>>83453840
A crab pinched him.
I just got into the show. Best choice I've made this week.
What's up you group of strange and overzealous people?
Welcome to Afternoon /sug/, where only the most dedicated of shitposters gather together to talk about their waifus and laugh at anons with questionable taste in ships. I hope it goes without saying that I do love you nickle-ante losers. /sug/ just wouldn't be the same withouta ya. And to the newcomvers wh have no idea what's going on. Holy fuck enjoy the ride.
Let's go.
>An anon reveals their social media power level when they post a screenshot of their homepage of their phone/tablet. Holy fuck in a handbasket why would you have both Tom AND Angela? That's just asking for ridicule.
>CN continues to be a useless group of monkeys operating typewriters as general confusion and panic mounts with the absence of a schedule and no anon can solidly confirm anything.
>Is Jasper deader than Elvis? Clearly not, you dumb idiots. (But Malachite sure is)
>Good news! Hit The Diamond reveals view count was at 1.5 million. That's a whopping 200k increase!
>Actual discussion happens (!!!) as anons gather round a table to discuss the purpose of Pearl after Peridot shows up. Is she obsolete as the tech gem? Most likely. It's telling that resident Overlord Sugar has gone on record in the past saying we still know the least about this neurotic gem.
>No one can agree if Amethyst turning into Rose is more fucked up than Lapis crushing Peridots talkbox. If you ask this reporter, Lapis is just a bratty emo teen with a petty grudge. How is turning into your surrogate brothers dead mom to torment his dad for not wanting to bum it with you not FUCKED?
>In related news, nobody is exactly sure on the nature of Amethyst. The parallels of her being an "accidental child" are intense. We at LLNK suspect Steven vs, Amethyst is going to play off this angle, with Amethyst being jealous of Steven being the "planned" child.
It's good to be back.Your support means a lot.
Stay tuned.
Jasper is hardcore because she gave Steven a boo-boo that lasted more than 2-minutes
>>83453741
I don't believe in Steven.
He will betray the human race.
THE TERM "GEM TYPE" IS USED TO CONFIRM THAT ROSE QUARTZ, AMETHYST AND JASPER ARE ALL THE SAME TYPE: QUARTZ.
HOWEVER, RUBY AND SAPPHIRE ARE EXPLICITLY SAID TO BE DIFFERENT TYPES.
NOT DIFFERENT GEMS PERIOD, BECAUSE AGAIN, QUARTZ IS A CATEGORY.
RUBY AND SAPPHIRE, THE REAL LIFE MINERALS, ARE THE SAME TYPE. RUBY AND SAPPHIRE, THE FICTIONAL ALIENS, ARE NOT THE SAME TYPE.
THIS WAS MEANT TO JUST BE AN OFF-HAND EXAMPLE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE NOT BEING 100% SCIENTIFIC. THAT'S ALL. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SELF-EXPLANATORY. I DIDN'T WANT TO DEBATE IT. FUCK YOU.
>>83453866
HAS THE SAVIOUR FINALLY RETURNED?
>>83453671
>Hit the Diamond numbers among original broadcasts Thursday
1.552 million viewers
18-49: #13
18-34: #3
12-34: #1
Also #1 on Cartoon Network in pretty much every category
>In Too Deep final ratings
SWI/Gem Drill 1.69
Same Old World 1.40
Barn Mates 1.37
Hit the Diamond 1.55
Well done Crewniverse
>>83453866
>Lapis is just a bratty emo teen
I mean, like, so is Amethyst
The two actions aren't at all comparable though
>>83453866
Thanks for the update, nice to see you againlove you
>>83453866
>CN continues to be a useless group of monkeys operating typewriters as general confusion and panic mounts with the absence of a schedule and no anon can solidly confirm anything.
And the worst part is, it's STILL down!
https://www.cartoonnetwork.ca/schedule/
>>83453866
Pearl stopped being the tech gem relatively early on when they decided she was more of a knight than a techie.
>>83453866
And now Jim with the weather
>>83453929
What does it mean bros
>>83453910
But could a gun defeat a gem?
>>83453814
>peridot walks on water
>peridot is accepted as the new Jesus
>You will never give Pearl the hug fix she desperately craves.
>>83453866
welcome back buddy! how long was the ban? was the reason "spamming/flooding"
>>83453866
you're back!
I can't masturbate to any gem without Love Like You playing in my head until I finish. It's almost distracting, but not quite. It's just odd, though.
>>83453958
A big gun could shatter a gem, the problem is trying to get to that weak spot.
>>83453952
We're hoping it means that they're finalizing or otherwise reshuffling the schedule. They originally had reruns of Too Far and The Answer before the page went down this morning, and other sites are saying Ninjago, so we're keeping our fingers crossed.
>>83453929
I'm confused, what's this about?
>>83453924
>Barn Mates is the lowest by 30,000
>>83453984
Making one humorous 100% /sug/ Steven universe related post with a Steven universe image "ban worthy" is OUTRAGEOUS
>>83453938
Yes, quite disappointing...
>Canwe get more human gems again?
Post what fantasy archetype you think each gem falls into:
Pearl: Paladin
Garnet: Monk
Amethyst/Jasper: Barbarian
Lapis: Sorcerer
Peridot: Arcane Tinkerer
Steven: Bard
Stevonnie: Eldritch Knight, or Bard/Fighter multiclass
Rose: Druid/Fighter multiclass
How long will things calm down at home, before home-world shows up and the proverbial shit hits the fan?
>>83454081
Is Bismuth the frenzied berserker?
>>83453938
Regardless of what Pearl is capable of as the tech gem, I think she would be more valuable either way as the knight gem. Pearl is the best fighter in the Crystal Gems.
She's the strongestin the fake ass shallow wayand in a fair fight would probably get her shit kicked in if she seriously fought a higher tier Gem like Jasper or Garnet, but as far as skill and technique and sheer determination go, she is top Gem. And what makes her valuable to the team is that those skills and techniques, and even the determination to an extent, can be passed on. Look at how quickly she turned Connie from hiding in Steven's bubble to cutting down forced fusions like they're nothing.
>>83454029
Basically schedules for most sites have been changing all over the place, that page is CN's official schedule page, and it's been down since this morning. It could be that they're shuffling things around, it could be nothing, but we're clinging to hope for new episodes on the 9th.
>>83454107
I don't follow.
>>83454033
Good, maybe Zuke will stop forcing her fanfiction into the show now:^)
What's /sug/'s favorite episode? Mine's Rose's Scabbard, the ending is so comfy and I'm Still Here is a god-tier song
>>83454107
oui oui
Oh hey, these would actually work as funkos. Why don't they do this?
>>83454157
The Return i guess??I'm not good in choosing between things
Nyong is drawing some weird stuff
>>83454184
Yeah those are way too detailed and expressive for Funkos.
>>83453863
Good choice and therefore it's confirmed you have a good taste anon.
>>83454157
Can't choose
>Story for Steven
>Too Far
Honorable Mention
>Steven and the Stevens
>>83454184
"nope, let's do more weird-looking Pearls"
>>83454081
>Pearl
>Paladin
Stop kidding yourself and accept that a pearl is just a pearl. Even the fancy models.
>>83454107
are we talking about a literal one?
if that's the case can't i just eat the whole thing?
just finished this
on a scale of 1 to decent, how okay is it?
>>83454184
yeah, 12 year olds would love them
>>83454184
>Funkos being that dynamic.
If only.
>>83454157
The Return/Jailbreak
>>83454184
They're too busy with their Onion Funkoand not making any Jasper funko
>>83454231
Peri pls go
>>83454157
Log Date 7 15 2. I love it when Peridot goes apeshit.
>>83454238
solid ten atta ten. Wish Pearl hadn't permanently tainted Sardonyx so we could have more episodes, she's my favorite of all the Gem fusions.
>>83454238
looks good to me
>>83454277
Here's the gif version, 10x better
Weight , there is a book where we learn from where Lion comes from -"Steven Universe: What in the Universe? Paperback Book ".
In the description it says :"Get answers to burning questions like, "Where does Lion come from?" ".
Who has it ,is there an online version !!!
>>83454238
Too skinny but good otherwise. Nice work, keep at it.
>>83454295
Lion came from the desert.
>>83454289
Thanks bro
>>83454295
It's all bullshit
>>83453735
Peridot embarassed by her big butt
>>83454238
It is decent, I like it.
You did a good job with the direction the light shines on her and the shadows.
If you're open to criticism, I'm not a fan of how she has a white outline all around her. Kind of ruins the sort of realistic feel the shading has when she's surrounded by a static white line.
Where the arms meet the gloves are a little weird, too. It looks like her arms are being pinched, as if the gloves are a size too small.
Those are the only two details that stand out to me as something negative. Overall, again, it is definitely decent. Good job!
>>83454238
it's pretty dang fine and dandy
>>83454081
Pearl: Knight of Hope
Garnet: Seer of Time
Amethyst: Rogue of Void
Lapis: Witch of Breath
Peridot: Mage of Mind
Steven: Heir of Heart
Stevonnie: Heir-Maid of Heart-Space
Rose: Sylph of Heart
>>83453866
I LOVE YOU , YOU MAKE MY DAY !!!
>>83454295
>Weight
wait
>>83453938
or an idiot
>>83453879
>>83453866
Thanks for the update LLNK
>>83454081
Amethyst is a Druid, remember the shapeshifting.
>>83454216
Who? Where?
>>83454107
I would eat anything off Peridot.
>>83454425
If you don't know, never mind. Nyong-L a Korean SU artist
>Matt Burnett has a giantess fetish
Matt wants to fuck Rose confirmed
>>83454507
Source?
>>83453910
What does it explicitly label Ruby and Sapphire as?
>>83454507
nah he's just a sjw
>>83453910
Of course they're different. Sapphire is a rare, aristocratic gem that can see the fucking future. Ruby is a Goomba.
>>83454523
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/731572856186769408
Is there any way to officialy buy and ship the "Steven Universe: Guide to the Crystal Gems" to Europe.
Reminder that just the sight of Garnet causes Peridot to tear her own clothes off, the perv.
>>83454560
>Ruby is a goomba
Headcanon accepted
Do Lapis Lazulies all have their gem on their upper back? Because sprouting water wings would be odd if not.
>>83454373
>>Weight
>wait
What did he mean by this?
>>83454415
I thought Rose fit the druid archetype better with the whole sentient-plant thing.
>>83454602
There's a reason G wanted to fuse so bad later that day
If I could begin to rock
Half of Ian's big black cock
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love like you
>>83454184
Because those actually look good
>>83454562
Wait, what? Dude, a tall woman isn't a fucking giantess.
>>83454614
>Bloomers
>>83454614
It doesn't come from her gem, she can probably sprout them wherever she wants since she has complete control of water. And since other gems have different gem placements then Lazulis probably do too
>>83454614
probably yeah, if they're known for their flight capabilities.
Rubies seem to be mass produced soldiers, so it matters less at where their gems are. It probably makes fusing easier if they have their gems at different parts of their bodies.
>>83454614
Is there a hotter location for a gem than their upper back?
>>83454614
I'd guess they have them in different places, Lapis just happens to have one located near to her water wings. I doubt gem placement changes things like that, I mean if a Jasper had a gem on her ankle would she get a helmet around her foot for kicking people?
>>83454646
>black people have big cocks
Nice meme
>>83454638
I think that Cleric would be fitting what with the healing and compassion. But hey, it's subjective and completely up to interpretation.
Peridot gets a ranged weapon
>can fly on lapis' back
>can ride on Jasper's back
>>83454737
>NO! MY INTERPRETATION IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
>>83454718
Well there's this.
>>83453735
Priyanka admonishing Sapphire for bad behavior.
>>83454703
>Bloomers
>>83454175
who is this BM character whose work I see posted so frequently?
>>83454789
Bowel Movement
>>83454768
>YOUR OPINION IS WRONG!
>>83454725
I would pay good money to see a jasper make a helmet on her foot and then be propelled by it .
>>83454789
The overrated blushmallet
With copy-cat artist cubedcoconut
There's an upcoming episode called "Steven vs Amethyst" We've been thinking it's an Amethyst crisis ep or redemption stuff... But what if it's another Amethyst?
A non defective, Quartz sized Amethyst that homeworld sends because they think it'll be better adapted to earth because it was born there. We've seen other Pearls... and other Rubies.... no other Amys?
>>83453866
Oh shit my post made it into the news.
What is this sense of accomplishment?
Pearl posting pays off
Momentai /Sug/
Whats cooking?
im finally done with my banku and okro soupPost fave ships or interesting theories
>>83454820
Ame is what happens when a Jasper overcooks. Homeworld doesn't even bother testing them to their fullest
>>83454789
Brutal moose
>>83454820
>that bacteriophage is what a normal Amethyst looks like
>>83454820
Its probably an Amethyst from the beta kindergarten
Consider: Rose Quartz/Priyanka
anyone else ready for the inevitable polyship?
>>83454848
A jasper does not metamorphosize into an Amethyst. Ever. It doesn't work that way.
There's nothing to support that theory.
>>83454815
I suffer from a rather sexy learning disability, what do I call it again Peridot?
>>83454820
That it's another Amethyst has been suggested many times. Internal conflict is just more interesting and thus more fun to speculate about.
>>83454901
Rocks aren't supposed to walk and talk either
>>83454832
Nothing's cooking, got some Sour cream and Onion chips though. Also pic related's a nice ship.
How does Peridot win Lapis's heart and how does Lapis show her affection to Peridot? GO
>>83454703
literally my first thought
>>83453866
Honestly I kinda like these 'news updates'. Once I go to sleep and check on the previous threads I've missed out on the next day, these are nice (and silly) recaps
>>83454820
The problem with this theory is that the other alternative gems get to leave Earth and thus be out of the way for the next couple episodes.
How are they supposed to deal with multiple Amys without killing them off?
>>83454820
/sug/ seemed surprisingly against the alternate Amethyst in the Steven vs Amethyst poll, strangely enough. I thought it was one of the more popular theories for the episode.
>>83454832
>>83454820
Ameythst has a meltdown and has some beef with Steven about something, and kindergarten kid is a flashback.
>>83454975
Eat them out
>>83454832
Steven/Connie will always be best ship
>>83454977
It's awful I hate it, like Jasper getting amnesia
Also the two holes were a mirrored scene animation error
>>83454975
I figure they'll just send one because, I'm guessing, there are very few surviving Amethysts from the Earth Colony Rebellion.
>>83454243
well yeah obviously they wouldn't be posed like that, i'm just saying Ruby is pretty close to the funko shape as-is so it would work well even with the basic model
>>83454975
If she looks different enough she'd be fine. Steven might have to accept that some gems cannot be easily won over and must be bubbled for everyone's safety.
>>83455050
>defeating the point of the show
>>83454977
yeah , there have been so many new characters in the lest 20-30 eps, we don't want new characters to be a regular occurrence.
>>83454951
It's simple: Peridot and Amethyst fall in love and Lapis stays a lonely teenage emo foreverI like emo Lapissed Lazulli
>>83455016
I mean a CN show would never invent an entire episode just to explain away an animation error
>>83455068
>EASILY won over
Give it time. If she's fully dedicated to homeworld they might have to give her the option of going back home, only after steven has to admit that it won't be as easy as he thought.
>>83453943
As out viewers can see, it's raining Jaspers outside! We recommend that you stay inside for the duration of the storm, as getting hit by one of these lovely ladies is not a good idea.
And now, sports!
>>83455016
Yeah its full of shit, we want our Amethyst to have a madness and go out on Steven.
>>83455050
Steven assuaged the bloody cluster before it could erupt. I'm sure the show is going to push Steven's pacifism no matter what by the end of the series.
Amy still has a lot of untapped angst for Steven to deal with, which I feel is much more likely than introducing a new character at this point in Amy's character development
>>83455082
FUCK YOU. Lapidot is my endgame friend
>>83455120
I want Amethyst to have a light hearted episode in her life
>>83455101
>Jim
MY SIDES !
>>83455146
>still not accepting true end game
>>83454832
Jaspearl is the best ship for both of them.
>>83455101
The new up and coming baseball darling this season has had a fantastic debut! A member of the "Blue Team" Earl has proven himself on the field as both a pitcher and a catcher. Look forward to more impressive plays from this tall athletic gem of a man.
>>83455147
she did you retard, that episode with vadalia
>>83455136
>it's
>mah
>HOO-OOLE!
Name a pearl better than her.Pro tip: You Can't
>>83455175
It is adorable
>>83455183
>Steven spends entire episode getting mentally scarred
I mean it wasn't as heavy as most of her episodes, but it was not a fun as it should have been
>>83455016
I think it's supported more by the Cool Kids/Crystal Gems parallels, and the other Amethyst would probably come from the Beta Kindergarten. I don't inherently support it, but I see where they're coming from.
>>83454832
The arrival of the gems on Earth catapulted Stone Age humanity into the Medieval Era. The huge number of corrupted gems after the war, however, prevented much meaningful progress after that, as polities were likely highly isolated and in a constant state of flux. This period lasted several thousand years, in a high fantasy-eque long medieval period, until enough corrupted gems were taken care of for stable long-lasting societies and for permanent contact to be established. During this era, a number of humans of excellent skill got to fight actual monsters like in legends, often alongside the Crystal Gems, and that's where the armor in the cave comes from.
>>83455188
Oh my god, the weirdest 4chan ever in my life happened yet again
I selected a picture of Jasper and malachite smiling to upload and now there is a picture of spongebob for some reason
>>83455147
>It's a feel good episode where Amethyst eventually ends up tagging along with the CGs because she's lonely when the CGs are checking if the Kindergarten is shut down
Sounds cute
>>83453735
Crystal gems as transformers.
>>83455084
AT has shown over and over again that their idea for endgame is still very loose and flexible
>>83455146
The fact that you're getting this flustered defending your ship, means you're already in doubt that it's actually going to happen. And I agree with you, Lapidot is definitely no endgame
>>83453741
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83455195
Her replacement. You think Yellow D allowed her to live after patching through that insubordinate Peridot?
>>83454708
What do the weapons of other Rubys look like?
Still a fist?
>>83455175
>>83455209
I want this to be canon so bad
>>83455220
do you have that particular image?
If not, then it's probably one of those cases where two people uploaded an image at very close times and the images swapped.
>>83455254
Youre right, its the beginning
>>83453735
Replace Sig with Jasper.
>>83455195Renegade Poil best Poil
>>83455290
I do not
That actually happens? Wow, that is bizarre
>>83455101
It's raining gems!hallelujah!
>>83453924
so what are the chances right now that the show ends up being cancelled before sucrose has a chance to neatly wrap everything up? or is 5 seasons all we're getting anyway? how about being renewed for so long that it gets driven into the ground?
>>83455275
we've yet to see a gem summon a weapon that didn't come from or form near the vicinity of their gem placement.
Maybe they place their hand on their gem to retrieve their gauntlet?
>>83455237
I mean I think AT is completely directionless and has no clue where it wants to go, which is why recent seasons have become worse and worse
Sugar gives much more direction to SU, hopefully the same thing won't happen
>>83455219
Oh daaamn, that's a really sound theory.
I could almost imagine gem monster krakens and dragons now.You got any moar theories?
>>83454911
*groan* Sex-lexia...
So Peridot fused with Lapis would be Aquamarine right?
>>83453735
The Megapowers handshake, but with Jasper and Purple Puma
>>83453924
>tfw you didn't even watch it on CN because it was already out in France
>>83455322
I don't have the screenshot, but one time some /sp/ anon was in heated debate and a cute anime girl was posted instead of what he actually posted. Confusion and hilarity ensued.
Just Posting Best Bob
>>83455377
You! Drawfag in the street! I need to see Jasper dressed like Macho Man Randy Savage!
>>83454157
Steven and the Stevens will always be my favorite, time traveling antics always kill me.
>>83455407
Dibs
>>83455266
Maybe, she's probably the best at her job.
Plus we don't know what the Pearl market on homeworld is like anyway, maybe it takes hundreds to thousands of years for a replacement to be created.
>>83455347
The latter is more likely to happen, Sucrose even said she'd write herself into the smallest corner in the universe to keep the show going as long as she needed it to.
>>83455407
>>83455347
Now the seasons has been split up from 52 episodes to 26, chances are, we'll never see the remaining 26 episodes (assuming SU is going to have a total of 156 eps). Not on CN anyway.
>>83453735
Steven punching uncle grandpa.
>>83455403
That sounds legendary
>>83454157
Still the best
>>83455407
Posting second best Bob
>>83455361
yeah, I know. i was just putting a positive spin on their apparent directionless.
I like that SU has a comparatively smaller side cast and doesn't need to introduce more and more one-off throwaway characters like AT.
>>83454703
>bloomers
>>83454157
Lion 2: The Movie.Why don't you tell me you can do these things you dooooo?
>>83453678
First time ever point out that Rose is a tactical genius and Steven is a kamikaze murder cock pointed straight at the Diamonds.
Steven and his expanding dong is going to be the Hiroshima of Gem history, there'll be books dedicated to how the Descartes Project brought about the end of Homeworld culture as it existed.
Somewhere there'll be a video of Rose talking about her getting knocked up by Greg which'll go something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb13ynu3Iac
>>83454157
Mirror Gem. The music, the set up, and seeing Garnet in an unfavorable position had me at the edge of my seat.
>>83455407
Bob's ass is outta this world
>>83455436
I want to see something time travel related that ties the pilot into the main series. Perhaps an ancient record that includes some previously unrecognizable oddly enthusiastic gem, altering the original Pearl designs so that they now have nasal superiority. This alteration saves the future somehow.
>>83455572
How can people dislike the pilot designs? They're so Rebecca Sugary
Post wallpaper.
>>83454157
We Need To Talk is my favorite episode. It has a great song, great fusion, and shows when Rose and Greg actually got serious about their relationship.
>>83455599
>Steven and his expanding dong is going to be the Hiroshima of Gem history, there'll be books dedicated to how the Descartes Project brought about the end of Homeworld culture as it existed.
>>83454289
>>83454277
>LE FUNNY KARKAT FACE XDDDD
god i fucking hate lauren zuke
>>83455407
This is a better Bob.
>>83454157
I like Aloan Together the most
>>83454216
he's always been a korean pedophile, is he avoiding the little girls now?
>>83455501
the number of characters isn't really an issue, and I think if we count all the townies it probably isn't at much different
the real problem is that no one seems to be characterized consistently, they just act however is convenient for the current boarder, PB is probably the best example of this, but it can be pretty bad with pretty much all of the main characters, Finn, Jake, Marcy, and Ice King (although it works better with Ice King since he is suppose to be insane)
>>83455593
The pilot designs had their own special charm to them, like some cheesy 80s rock band, but I think I prefer the newer designs for their simplicity. I think the best balance woypuld have been the pilot designs with some of the over complicated (or non-important) details removed.
>>83455572
it will never happen
it would be way too lewd if Amethyst ever met herself
>>83455407
But that's gay...
Wait a minute
>>83455224
>implying it won't show the first hints of her self-loathing and rivalry with Pearl as she overhears them speaking negatively about the Kindergarten and pegging her as a potential threat
>>83455593
Garnet and Amethyst's i could have grown into.
But Pearl's is just down right butt ugly.
tfw you realize pearl is the most "real" of all the characters on SU.
>>83455676
>>83455696
>>83455572
I fucking love time travel plots, but they're really hard to do well, especially with a backstory as complicated as SU's presumably is
>>83455599
I got it on shuffle, but this is one of my favorites.
Now I'll add this one >>83455635
>>83455720
tfw you recognize she's completely off kilter lel cute tumblr neurotic autistic bitch because so many people have written her
>>83453735
Lapis, with Steven dumping Kool-aid in her wings.yes it's me every time
>>83454157
We should have a poll
>>83455362
I have one about the Diamonds.
The placement of the Diamonds on the Diamond Authority Seal represented more than just gem placement, but also personality and power differences. White-Yellow/Blue-Pink was effectively a power chart, making Pink the weakest. The opposite placement of Blue-Yellow and White-Pink represented totally opposite personalities too, with Pink being compassionate, White being logical, Blue being calm, and Yellow being haughty. The four Diamonds effectively acted as a council to balance things out, and as such were able to make well-balanced decisions.
In other words, Pink Diamond was the most easy to defeat, and by whatever mechanism, she was. With her gone, the Diamonds lost their compassionate advocate, and effectively became a trinity based on cold logic and fiery retribution. This is why the war ended in the way that it did, they no longer had the compassion to hold them back. Furthermore, this may be why modern Homeworld seems so cold and technological compared to the Homeworld that colonized Earth, and why Lapis was so freaked out about how much had changed.
>>83455676
If I had to choose: New Pearl and New Steven, either old or new of the other two.
Old Pearl is fucking shit.
>>83455651
you're mistaken, anon
small bare ass < lucious clothed ass
>>83455599
This is my current wallpaper.
Because I can.
>>83455635
oh woops. Ignore what's in this post, it was an accident
>>83455593
I can't imagine the show's current form with the plot designs, what with all the cuteness and drama and all that. Imagine Floatation Device Pants Pearl doing Rose's Scabbard. It doesn't work.
>>83453966
>>83453814
This makes no sense, Poil can walk on water
>>83455853
>>83455868
>her puffy pants inflate further when she waxes poetic about Rose's "lacrimal essence"
>>83455780
This is all pretty baseless but it's interesting, I like it
>>83455593
Pilot Pearl is OBJECTIVELY SHIT.
Maybe some interesting info tomorrow
https://twitter.com/ben_levin/status/738866602582650880
>>83455853
>>83455886
We need Lapis in Camp Pining Hearts attire
>>83455651
MODS.
>>83455749
Homestuck did truly amazing things with time travel. God, it was such a unique and spectacular comic until the last 10% of it for a myriad of terrible reasons. I firmly believe nothing else will reach the level of potential it had in my lifetime, as little of that potential as it actually reached in the end.
>>83455896
Oh yeah, it's way more baseless than the medieval one, but it's something I thought about during the hiatus after we finally saw Yellow Diamond, and how different she was from Blue Diamond.
>>83455924
I
I just don't know what to think about the current Jaspertalesituation. I somehow don't believe this is gonna be an easy conflict to resolve. The only plausible thing I can think of that that she gets bubbled.
>>83455926
Actually worksafe.
>>83455905
I heard Alex hirsch got mobbed at the door there
>>83455542
>“Suddenly, there was an enormous flash of light, the brightest light I have ever seen or that I think anyone has ever seen. It blasted; it pounced; it bored its way into you. It was a vision which was seen with more than the eye. It was seen to last forever. You would wish it would stop; altogether it lasted about two seconds."
>Pearls Description of Steven giving Yellow Diamond her first ever Orgasm, as described in her War Memoirs
>>83453761
I hope I got you right.
>>83455974
You're jumping to bubbled. You are leaving out many steps before that point
>>83455974
They sent her to the center of the Earth for the same reason they fused her to Lapis. They don't want her in the story right now. Adding Lapis and Jasper to the team at the same time would be too much. She will get her time in the sun.
>>83455905
So it's anybody from DF going there this saturday?
>>83456012
That just looks like the ultimate vag-stink
>>83455974
The gems never managed to poof Jasper, keep in mind.
>>83456018
She did not fall thousands and thousands and thousands of miles to the "center of the earth"
>>83455987
>The Lover is not responsible for the laws of nature. It is his job to find out how these laws operate. It is the Lovers job to find the ways in which these laws can serve the human will. However, it is not the Lovers job to determine whether a Steven should be constructed, whether it should be used, or how it should be used. This responsibility rests with the Crystal Gems and with their chosen representatives.
Greg attempting to justify how he murdercocked an entire civilization off its war footing.
>>83455974
Even if she doesn't get redeemed or anything, I doubt she'll just get written off like that
>>83455986
wait, by rabid fans? Poor guy
I don't think Ben Levin is as easily identified, thankfully
>>83456047
Jasper looks like she's got some stubble there
>>83456079
They apparently were very pushy and invading his physical space
None of the SU writing staff are identifiable and memetic as hirsch, he's practically a cartoon character himself
>>83456012
Joke's on you, I'm a dendrophile. No, seriously, I'm in plant fucker general on /trash/ rght now.
Post Best Legs
>>83456134
>strap touching her gem
BULLSHIT
>>83453741
I BELIEVE INSANTA CHRIST
>>83456111
anon, zuke is a living meme
>>83455924
wow that's pretty accurate. Lapis when pissed off is like sasuke kinda. Does that make Jasper Sakura?
We should talk Steven
>>83455381
Requesting link to full version
>>83456175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd6MZW78lcw
This makes me die laughing every time.
>>83456072
who's undies are those?
>>83456205
Ha ha ha! Oh Sigmund, you're so appropriate when it comes to him, its unreal.
>>83456012
You're a good drawfriend for sure but I'm not going to let anyone forget that you're a monkey's paw artist.
>>83456205
Would Steven want to kill his father then have sex with himself? He is his own mom.
>>83456205
you back to suck dicks Sigmund
She added it's "old"
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/738875490023419904
>>83456271
Why does swfchan make you go through a retina scan and an anal probing just to watch fucking flashes?
>>83456264
is sugar gonna have to crack down on her AGAIN and tell her to cool it with the Lapidot?
>>83456264
Lapis where are you putting your hand
>>83456264
Its Naruto and Sasuke
>>83456262
Oedipus
>>83455415
OH YEEEAAAHH BROTHER
STEP INTO A SLIM GEM
>>83456264
>boobs
>smoking
>making them the same size
All wrong, so wrong
>>83456271
Did Minus8 think Amethyst and Lumpy Space Princess are the same character...? Why is she a cloud?
>>83456319
I think that's a blade of grass m8.
>>83456047
well to be fair, they never tried as a team like they did with malachite
>>83456075
there will be meaning to her character, yes. But I don't think the conclusion will be similar to the others.
>>83456018
so much is clear. But I am kinda pessimistic about the final destination
>>83456319
that's a pick I think
>>83456359
>boobs
>wrong
just accept the KoreaCanon
>>83456352
Thank you!didnt really expect you to do it
drawfags wya
Mhm
>>83456220
>>83456359
Well for one thing, not the same size Lapis is farther back. Boobs are fine and I'm pretty sure its a toothpick cause that's what they would use to pick out the tobacco chew.
>>83456359
>>83456319
its a fucking toothpick you retards
>>83456390
>>83456264
>Still wears socks
Kek that fucking dork
>>83456435
>>83456399
It was a quick draw, no biggie.
>>83455599
I've been using this for well over a year now, and I always switch back to it whenever I think of changing.
It just works.
>>83456405
ded
>>83456435
Well I think I know a good place for the star
>>83453671
>uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5
Should we tell them?
>>83456417
so she's chewing tobacco? lol she is so gonna try drugs.
How far did you get /sug/?
http://pearl2.x10.bz/
>>83456459
Well it looks great
>>83456271
I'm on my phone. Gr. Cant see the flash. Dl link?
>>83456411
I'm just glad zuke waited till she was 18
>>83456390
Damn, Lapis is PACKING!
>>83455457
Best fusion, next to Opal.
>>83456405
I'm here, but I'm in a slump cause my mood is shit so nothing from me right now
Guys I just found a pretty big spider in the kitchen sink. How would each of the gems deal with this?And how should I because I'm kinda scared of this specific type of spider (even if it's not dangerous to us humans)
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>83456477
It's an old baseball thing, why do you think big league chew exists? It's a candy based off them doing chew back in the day. The tooth pick also shows up in a whole lot of cartoons because of that, its almost expected for someone to be chewing on a toothpick during a baseball episode. It's very prevalent in older cartoons though, you'll see Bugs chewing on one in his.
>>83456534
Do your dishes in the toilet from now on.
>>83456405
watchu need
I'm down to take some requests
>>83453924
>What we really are~
>In too deep comes and goes
>Nothing happens
Why live?
>>83456537
How you doing, lady of the ocean?
>>83456514
literal worst fusion
>>83456534
>>83456582
huge titty jasper best
>>83456553
Lapis is such a tomboy.
>>83456573
Peridot intensly eating a box of lemonheads screaming delicious
LION AROUND
>>83456582
The spider then bit Lazuli and she died a painful slow death
>>83456405
I am here but not taking requests
"it's shit" isn't it?
>>83456405
guess who i am
I see Lapis not innocent and taking advantage of Peridot
>>83456573
Jasper trying to figure out a Rubik's cube.
>>83456580
I'm pretty sure that title belongs to malachite, followed by sugilite
>>83456672
Who doesn't?
>>83456486
I am literally just listening to round and round constantly, I'm just refreshing the page over and over.
>>83456666
>6666
ultradevil
>>83456582
Fuck my sides. I wish Jasper was with me right now to deal with it instead
>>83456565
I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be cleaner in the end. My dishwasher is terrible
>>83456573
I need Casual Nudist Opal if you're up for it
>>83456696
>ultradevil
not
>superdevil
>>83456271
Can you please post a direct dl link?
>>83456672
She would also try to pop the Pearl.
>>83456624
God I love Pearl
I need some warm-up doodle ideas, hit me up
>>83456750
Ehh, This? >>83453792
>>83456302
When did sugar crack down on her the first time?
>>83456750
Adult Steven
>>83456750
Peridot mesmerized by Lapis's thighs in those shorts
>>83456735
>>83456750
Jasper holding a daki watching anime or Lapis dressed like a pining hearts camper
>>83456390
>FUCK KOREA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83456405
whaddup
>>83456750
Pearl making sand angels with Steven. And Pearls in a sexy 2 piece bikini.
>>83456765
>Ducks half-off
>>83456750
peridot in a thong
It's that time again /sug/!!!
>>83454131
I agree
I think (I hope) we could get a "Peridot learns how to fight" ep in the future to expand on this, of course Peridot would want Amy or Garnet as an instructor but the obvious choice would be Pearl, she's the one whose relying on skill to overcome the fact she's a non-combat Gem. They need more interaction, so far they haven't really had any character development since Back to the Barn and that didn't really progress their relationship beyond Peridot agreeing to no longer say Gem-racist shit to Pearl's face. The handful of times she's mentioned Pearl or that they've interacted since then lead me to believe that's still about as far as they've gotten (might be inadvertent but if it's intentional I think it would be a nice, realistic character note)
>>83456803
SOLDIER, NEVER ANGER A MAGICIAN!
>>83456814
Oh boy
>>83456537
Two days back , you started this track
Then I made you my snack
And still you persist, you Limey hackNo hard feelings ,I like you and it's fun making rhymes
>>83456829
Peridot doesn't need to learn how to fight. She can build robots that fight for her.
>>83456750
a smol lapis lazuli being pouty
>>83456814
ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy
time for crystal penises!
>>83456192
Yeah but Zuke never leaves the house so there's nothing to worry about
Hey /sug/, I'm upset that She-Hulk died. Post a cute peridot to cheer me up please?
>>83455354
>Solid Ruby has to pose like a fucking shonen in order to summon his weapon
He's not a badass he's just chuuni
>>83456814
Just like last time, the rules are as follows:
>You are free to suggest/contribute to each post with a word that fits the part of speech needed for the post - so long as it fits
>The first valid suggestion ending in 0 or dubs/trips/quads/etc. will be the one chosen.
All until we have it completed, now let's get this show on the road! We need an adjective.
>>83453691
>cool
she looked like a huge dork and that's what made her cute
>>83456887
Here you go, anon.
>>83456897
Wank
>>83456875
the legends says she only leaves once a month to buy mountain dew
>>83456897
fluffy
>>83456897
black
>>83456897
disgusting
>>83456897
massive
>>83456897
Inedible
>>83456897
Ghoulish.
>>83456897
throbbing
>>83456944
Its beautiful
>>83456684
She would if she gets frustrated.
>>83456887
RIP missile-tits
Bendis took you from us too soon.
>>83457000
Bendis is my nemesis
>>83456944
Moving along nicely
Verb time
>>83456850
Obviously she doesn't need to but that's not really my point. Maybe she decides she wants to learn how to summon a weapon to fit in with the rest of the CGs more or she wants to learn how to be able to defend herself in the dangerous situations she's increasingly finding herself in, there's lots of reasons she'd want to learn how to fight
>>83457024
ghoulish cunt.
>>83457021
Bendis is your nemesis?
>>83456264
where's lapis' hat
is peri wearing itCUTE
>>83457024
Swam
>>83457024
sliding
>>83456678
personally i think deceit fusion is worse than rape or lustfusion
>>83457024
Hugging
>>83457024
loves
>>83453735
Are you still doing requests? Because I'd like to see Peridot as Jack Black and Amethyst as Kyle Gass singing Double Team to Lapis Lazuli.
>>83457071
Rapefusion sounds fun, can't wait for Steven to do it.
>>83457024
Scuttling.
>>83457060
inb4 bitching about tense/conjugation
Plurals!
>>83456678
Sugilite is fucking great, I will fight you m8
>>83457131
Cunts
>>83457131
apples
>>83457144
that was fast
>>83457131
Parrots.
>>83457131
horny
>>83457153
I prepared a noun in advance
>>83457142
How bad is it if Jasper also fused with that combo?
>>83457131
faggots
>>83457131
Boobs
>>83457144
jfc
Another adjective
>>83457131
murdercocks
>>83457144
Dang.
I was hoping it would stay cute.
>>83457195
Semantic
>>83457195
dicks
>>83457195
I opened for the band Fluffy Slide Cunts, back in 92.
>>83457195
dark
>>83457195
Iridescent
>>83457195
finger lickin' good
>>83457195
squishy
>>83457218
wow, thanks!
>>83457195
loose
>>83456887
Don't worry anon, an ethnic minority will replace her soon enough!
Just like Cho did!
>>83457218
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
>>83457195
Luminescent
>>83457142
pls, they just aren't good for one another. As of now, at least.
>>83457071
hey, that's pearl's problem and pearl's alone.
Sardonyx herself is doing just fine
>>83457218
absolute madman, etc
>>83457218
Enjoy your ban, have a donut. Treat yourself.
>>83457195
non euclidean
Who else finds it cute when VA's are obviously in love with the show and their character(s) they voice? I mean look at Shelby's and Jennifer's twitter
>>83457218
>>83457195
bloody!
What's the actual "Lady of the Sea" song/poem we all keep quoting while Lapis posting?
>>83457267
o yea
>>83457271
Where you not there for the humanized catdog getting gang banged?
>>83457195
Saucy.
>>83457218
>>83457267
>>83457195
comfy
>>83457303
No was that in the humanized /co/ characters thread?
>>83457297
it's oc, i mean it's exactly not a mind-blowing piece of art or anything
>>83457297
I too am wondering whether there was an actual song
>>83457297
It's an original poem that anon wrote for Lapisposting.
>>83457310
Verb me.
>>83457338
Yes.
>>83457297
Lady of the sea, happy as she can be
Can't help wondering if she'd be happier with me
It's an original poem
>>83457267
>>83457218
You fuckers never learn.
>>83457279
Did you mean: Estelle?
>>83457342
He did it again!
>>83457024
attempt 3, smelly
>>83457218
>>83457267
>>83457342
>>83457224
>>83457276
oh boy shit is getting lovecraftian here
>>83457374
Pound
>>83457310
>That get
It could have still been semi pure
But you ruined it anon
>>83457297
Lady of the sea
As happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me.
something like that
>>83457052
My nemesis, yes.
>>83457379
Damn missed it, didn't read the whole thread.
>>83457374
ejaculate
>>83457374
Mongolian Death Orgy.
>>83457374
Relaxing
>>83457381
>>83457342
>>83457267
>>83457218
I'm not sure what you're trying to do, but it's just annoying now.
>>83457399
YET ANOTHER ADJECTIVE
>>83457391
Where is this pigeon puppet from
>>83457477
>I'm not sure what you're trying to do, but it's just annoying now.
Donut Fucking
>>83457477
Blue
>>83457391
Oh shit, I loved the Mongrels.
>>83457477
sharp
>>83457477
floppy
>>83457493
SECOND
>>83457477
Deadly
>>83457477
Lovecraftian
>>83454157
>fav ep
damn, I dunno
maybe Giant Woman just for the song and lovability factor
also because it featured GOAT gem for the first time
>>83457387
>Watching Estelle nerd out about SU in interviews
Before this show the only thing I knew her for was American Boy, it's kinda funny
>>83457477
What is it with mad libs guy and dubs
Like seriously he's just rolling in gets
>>83457530
>>>>>Pun
>>83457564
ugh, I love reformed centi so much
>>83457520
This is where the fun begins.
>>83457599
Face
(i hope we mean their face :<)
>>83457599
Nose
>>83457486
>>83457506
from the mongrels you say? sounds interesting, thanks mate
>>83457599
feet
>>83457107
Yeah, I do, it's just that I'm working kinda slow, sorry.
Overwatch just released in beach city and Mayor Dewey got everyone a free copy to boost his poll numbers.
Who mains who?
>>83457599
armpit
>>83456765
it'd be kinda cool if they got steven sugar to voice big dick stevenI wonder what his voice sounds likehow similar is he to steven universe?
>>83457599
ASS CHEEKS
>>83457629
>when an anon writes a post for you
>>83449994
http://pastebin.com/7QCBH8tY
I apologize.
>>83457599
legs
plural guys. plural
>>83457633
RUINED
>>83456911
Funny how that doesn't work with you.
>>83457629
Mongrels is a British puppet show.
And how fitting, one of the songs is this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5zsxfhAh6Q
>>83457646
That'd be amazing, I'd love it. I hope Steven is willing to do this.
>>83457644
Continuing the adjective train
>>83457591
She totally needs the massive super saiyan hair
>>83457026
Theory that it's a drill.
>>83457698
>it's an episode with a character played by sucrose
>they sing a song together
>>83457725
Sasquatching.
>>83457725
>it was feet
>anon posts armpit
>>83457725
smooth
>>83457655
I love you too anon.
>>83457741
>>83457725
murdercockishe
>>83457725
Spooky
>>83457591
>>83457564
Reminder that her canon gem form won't be anywhere near as good as any of the fan designs.
>>83457673
that was the most frustrating thing i've ever read, and i can't put my finger on why
>>83455650
>>83457782
In before it's literally two fan designs fused together.
>>83457563
>Watching Estelle nerd out about SU in interviews
Got a link?
So, did anyone call Garnet and Pearl's fusion being a Sardonyx? There is some internet fame for whoever calls the next fusion I imagine, or whoever gets the design the closest
>>83457760
AND ANOTHER ADJ
>>83457872
Black
>>83457872
spicy
>>83457872
completely barbaric
>>83457872
virgin
>>83457846
several did
>>83456750
Pearl in Lapis' baseball outfit.
>>83457890
Some people got the name? Cool
What about th design, any uncanny ones?
>>83457888
WOOOOOOOOO , trips , i mist it like 8 times , fucki'n finally
>>83456486
I got theSwanky Ending
>>83457907
All the designs were way, way off. Everyone thought she was going to be utterly divine in grace, stature, beauty, and majesty. What we got was a Looney Tunes character.
>>83457788
It doesn't make good on what was asked for.
>>83457888
It counts
Now let's see what you come up with for this one
>>83457176
She would be even bigger, sexier, and angrier. So good or bad depending on your point-of-view.
>>83457946
gas chamber
>>83457946
/sug/
>>83457946
whorehouse
>>83457946
Malachite's rectum
>>83457940
Kek
Sardonyx really does stick out the most, the others rooted in earthy legends versus something as modern and mundane as a stage magician
>>83457946
Garnet's Vagina
>>83457946
Rebecca Sugar's left nostril
>>83458019
i think it was the first time they fused? which is likely why she's so modern
>>83456486Funky
>>83456623
not that anon, but i wanted to do this request
sorry, it's shit
>>83457946
jasper's mouth
>>83457946
Strip club.
>>83458052
No, I don't think so. Garnet knew they needed to be "careful" like sardonyx, no powerful or whatever word like Sugilite
>>83457946
Amethyst's horrifying asshole
>>83455407
Source?
>>83455407
>>83458050
Goddam it Anon.
We're going to Noun Town.
>>83457946
steven's bathroom
>>83457846
Simple names for gems with the most screentime, so probably sonething like tormaline
>>83458118
Cactus.
>>83458118
Islam
>>83458118
slave
>>83458118
Garnet's bbc
>>83458134
The blowfish monster was confirmed by Ian to have been watermelon tourmaline.
http://i.imgur.com/LaFzwGj.png Happy donut day!
>>83458118
Niggers
>>83458118
Optimus Prime
>>83458150
Yet another adjective
>>83458055
ty :) was starting to think no one was going to draw it
>>83458161
>Ian confirms watermelon tourmaline
Pretty racist of him to do
>>83458192
piss-stained
>>83458192
Deadly
>>83457591
I actually love this. Instead of a gem weapon, she should half a half transformation
>>83458192
sweaty
>>83458192
spicy
>>83458192
impressionistic
>>83458209
>mr,smiley was the first to buy a watermelon fromsteven
>>83458192
bitter
>>83458192
naked
>>83458192
grimey
>>83456486
I want more of this but with actual fucking
>>83458247
My God
>>83458236
M A D M A N
>>83455407
oh fuck yeah
>>83456486
Why did they have to make her so seductive.
>>83458236
is it gay to like cocks /sug/?
>>83458192
screechy
>>83458296
Yes
>>83458255
adjectives bitch
>>83458161
I knew I heard that somewhere before. I can't think of any names.
>>83458335
Black
>>83458292
cause this show is incredibly sexual for an American children's show.
>>83458335
genderfluid
>>83458335
bountiful
>>83458339
who is this?
>>83458355
Fusion is sexual
>>83458335
Crusty
>>83458335
poignant
>>83458296
Reminder that dicks are the most dangerous weapon in the universe
Finally going to give in and see what the hype is all about.
About to download this series.
Anything I should know before watching?
>>83458402
Skip sadie's song
>>83458402
Greg dies
>>83458405
That's a ban right there
>>83458402
you're in for a ride
nothing you need to know other than there is no real "filler" and it gets good at episode 25. comment here with reactions if you get a chance!
>>83458339
she is like ruby then
cute
>>83458335
adjective-y
>>83458402
The first chunk of episodes have terrible production quality, but it picks up by the 10-12th episode.
Also, remember that it's a character driven show. Not action/plot
>>83458402
I love the juxtaposition of this post between two extremely "high quality" posts
>>83458402
the real good stuff starts at like ep 15 , till then just try to stay interested
>>83458273
Moar
>>83458369
Rebecca, it says its a self portrait.
>>83458402
Avoid these threads to avoid spoilers and opinions until you caught up.
Also around the 20s will be a game changer.
>>83458402
The first episodes are not so great, so prepare yourself
>>83458335
disgusting
>>83458402
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>83458402
Episodes 1-8 are rough, 9-11 better, 12 is a big leap in quality, 25/26 is the shit hits the fan moment, if you don't like it by then you probably won't like it at all.
>>83458095
http://grimphantom.deviantart.com/art/Dat-Bob-Lazuli-611252904
>Jasper is this safe?
>Dont worry, Im wearing a helmet
>HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
>>83458402
don't skip episodes, basically follow this list for season 1, actually I think he misplaced Open Book (a few months prior Matt had said that Open book was the episode following marble madness), and the shorts come after the season 2 episode Reformed
>>83458402
Well, the first episode is probably one of the weakest ones. So if it doesn't suit your fancy, try to make it through the second before deciding to drop it or not. The show really does get better as it goes on.
Also, like >>83458468 said, try to avoid these threads while you're binging on the show. Spoilers abound.
>>83458335
apeish
>>83458335
motherfucking
>>83458335
non euclidean
>>83458546
There was nothing wrong with gem glow structurally. It actually did a pretty good job of highlighting the gem's character traits. Steven was just at his peak annoying.
>>83458335
vagabondish
>>83458546
>>83458631
Fun Fact: Gem Glow wasn't the first episode produced but it was always meant to be the first episode to air (and was probably the first episode to have its outline written)
Laser light cannon was the first episode produced and I think that Cheeseburger Backpack and possibly Cat fingers were also boarded prior to it
>>83453735
Rubies sleeping piled up.
>>83458644
>vagabondish
>leading an unsettled or carefree life.
Iridescent Pearl
Watch her dance, watch her twirl
I wonder if she'd like to be my girl
>>83458644
don't die on me
plurals pls
>>83458764
niggers
>>83457297
Lady if the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83458764
anchovies
>>83458764
chickens
>>83458764
Donut Dicks
>classy
>>83458764
Slave's
>>83458764
Tom Servos.
>>83458790
we're almost fucking done
>>83458837
mexican
>>83458837
LUMPY CLUMPY
>>83458837
Pendulous
>>83458837
monstrous
>>83458837
this should not take this long you stupid fucking retard
>>83458837
fat ass
>>83458837
virgin
>>83458837
Germanish
>>83458837
Purple
>>83458887
You almost
>>83458870
It's not his fault nobody's getting any dubs or 0's
>>83458870
That's not an adjective.
>>83458837
phallic
>>83458870
Way to make it take longer m8.
>>83458837
Genuine
>>83458339
if shes ruby does that mean ian is sapphire
>>83458837
cylindrical
>>83454820
Im waiting for "Kindergarden Kid"
>>83458942
Ian is a fat quartz-type gem
>>83458837
desperate
>>83458837
Scandalous
>>83458837
finished
>>83458837
Niggardly
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/738901694759636992
>>83455276
>>83458933
WEW LADS
WE DID IT
>>83458837
autistic
>>83459006
She baleeted it instantly
>>83455635
he is looking "History of Japan" in his cellphone
>>83459024
BRILLIANT
>>83459024
>Garnet not pounding a lot
>Lovecraftian armpits
>Pearl using a barbaric spear
>Gems living in Sucrose's left nostril
>Magical slaves
>>83459039
>Cities that don't exist
Hiroshima
Nagasaki
>>83459024
>Garnet
>>83459024
Not quite as impressive as it could be. Or bullshit for short
>>83459024
>garnet is the saucy leader
>>83459024
>Phallic danger
>Magical Slave
>Saucy Leader
>Super Cunts
>>83459024
Should have thrown one of the racial slurs that were suggested pussy.
>>83457591
OMG I LOVE THAT GEM :3
>>83458970
Kek
>>83458687
I'd probably say that at least a few of the first episodes were worked on in the same time.
>>83459024
entire garnet section was gold
Hi, PizzaPeriodot here! im looking for my lapiz
>>83459024
Using a Magic slave totransport to grimey places!!!! I'M FUCKING DYING
>>83459214
LAPIS GON' GET RAPED BY WOOLIES
>>83458192
pizzariodot
>>83459192
yeah there's overlap, the order I put is the order they each started being boarded
It IS the first episode from that specific board team (joe and jeff)
>>83458970
>>83459195
Hey man, how's it going?
Think of a canon fusion.
Would you rather fuck that gem, or fuck its component gems?
>>83459024
fluffy team that slide together --> Gems taht give them different super cunts !!!
>>83459298
Stevonnie, the whole please.
NEW THREAD
>>83459340
>>83459340
>>83459340
>>83459298
>Opal
I'd rather fuck her component gems
>Malachite
Probably same as above, though more so because I don't wanna get crushed to death.
>>83459032
>>83459006
I think CN is in damage control mode, several sites just deleted archives of her Twitter account.
>>83457688
jeez
>>83459402
What did she do?
>>83459267
Fine!, today was a good day for me, and tomorrow finally i can see my girlfriend after weeks of works in the university (we live in different cities) and you?
>>83459519
She's posted fetish shit in the past, it's all I can think of.
>>83459526
I'm fine, went to my classes, watching some Fresh Prince of Bel-Air now. It's hot out today so I'm sweating real hard, that makes it hard to be comfortable while lounging.
>>83457218
...MODS! Bloody wake up!
>>83458631
I dunno. As you said, it's not bad structurally. But as a first episode, it's kinda lackluster. It starts witha chubby kid being upset about his favorite treat no longer being available. Shortly after, we're introduced to some magic ladies fighting creatures?. Then we're back to the kid focusing on the cookie things.
So our introduction to the lead character ends up centering onhim being obsessed with ice cream? Complete with a Persona 4 style repetition of a commercial jingle.If that had been my first impression of the show, I'm not sure I would have finished watching the episode.
That said, my introduction was seeing a couple of late season 1 episodes being shown in the corner of an art stream, leading to me
marathoning the series a few weeks ago, so eh. Maybe I'm being too critical. As it is, when I rewatched it earlier this week, I didn't think it was bad. Just one of the weakest episodes of an overall great series.
>>83457688
Damn, anon
>>83459638
Ugh, i hate the weather of my country, thankfully rains today lowered the temperature a bit
I think this thread will close soon, when passing find me on the other.
new episodes when?
>>83459934
end of june2017
>>83459934
Agust
>>83458335
Delicious.
>>83455501
please find me the source to this image.
>>83460283
http://denidimochka.tumblr.com/post/119494606235
did ya try google?
>>83456302
hopefully. all she draws is her shitty ship
>>83455182
For sone reason i feel a gentlemany mustache would be very fitting for this image.
>>83456829
i hope they give us episodes that aren't all about peridot