EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAR NOW

>>83424619
Then why was the explosion so small if it was meant to take out thanos

And what the fuck was in it that made her unable to heal it should have been instadeath or full recovery

but I thought his shit was outdated

>Stark and Rhodes always had Hulk-killing missiles
>Never used them

>>83424619
Than why dont we give the army those missles and let just them handle the big bad guys? Who needs superhero anymore with weapons like this being so common?

>>83424619
so ... thats it.

magic thanos killing missiles.

ok

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Can we get a shop with She-Hulk and War Machine?

Hey I told y'all it was an anti-Thanos missile, you just laughed!

i mean it's bad for other reasons

/co/ BTFO once again!

Bendis always has his bases covered, baby.

>Titian Killing Missiles.

Kinda the thing you only fire when nobody else is around.

>>83424619
Uh...but didn't Rhodey just happen to show up right before Thanos did because he wanted to surprise Carol?

>>83425165
Ulysses' vision gave them enough lead time for him to grab one of the thanos-killing missiles.

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>yfw Rhodey kills Thanos in Avengers: Infinity War with a missile

>>83425165
He wanted to Suprise her with his new Titan Killers.

>>83425228
>movie Rhodey being anything more than a walking punchline
Oh. Right.

>>83425278
>Walking

>>83425278
He doesn't even need to walk, the armor basically does everything.

>>83425330
Whoosh

Ah, the Thanos-killing missiles, which look and act like regular missiles.

Maybe they really fuck up your internals.

Bendis also had to clarify on twitter that Tony and Carol were drinking soda.
Somehow he doesn't realise that having to clarify important facts on twitter/tumblr means he's failed as a writer.

He's not a good writer.

Remember that time Thanos survived the end of a universe?
Bendis sure as hell doesn't

>>83425372
The missiles. The missiles for Thanos. The missiles chosen especially to kill Thanos. Those missiles?

>>83424878

Also,
>Stark and Rhodes always had Thanos-killing missiles
>Never used them

>>83425391
The writer of Unbeatable Landwhale had to clarify that her roommate was actually female and not transgender

>>83424619
Someone needs to reply with "Thanos killing missiles? Missiles used to kill Thanos?"

>Jen is still in one piece from getting hit by THANOS KILLING MISSILE DIRECTLY IN THE BOOBS
Wouldn't they be picking her scattered meat with a spatula if that was true.

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>>83425462
Done

>>83425391
It's pretty clear that Tony was drinking soda since everyone else had champagne glasses but he had a generic red can.

But Carol also had a champagne glass, which was the real sticking point.

Bendis is the Cannon Films of comic writers. The details and quality of his books matter very little to him, just so long as he can trick a bunch of people into reading his garbage and make a decent sum of money.

>>83425543
Well they clearly weren't that effective.

>Don't know much about She-Hulk since I don't read Marvel.
>Decide to head on over to the Marvel wikia and read up.
>She is as strong, if not stronger, then The Hulk, Thor, Hercules.
>It has been stated and shown that like Bruce, her strength increases with her emotions, such as fear and rage.
>She effortlessly manhandled a Thanos clone.
>She has a healing factor on par with Wolvie, Deadpool, and The Hulk.
>Somehow killed by a missle.

This is some retard level shit, Marvel.

>>83425226
But not enough time to go get more back up apparently.

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>>83424619
>Shulk dies by a missile
>only after the red flag is flown does he reveal that it's a SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME ANTI-THANOS MISSILE!!1!!1!

Marvel will never be respected in this board again

>>83425573
>The details and quality of his books matter very little to him, just so long as he can trick a bunch of people into reading his garbage and make a decent sum of money.
Sounds like every comic book writer ever

>>83425428
That's more Crunk than Bendis.

>>83425456
But that's a failure in the artwork dept.

>>83425618
bendis
i aint gonna explain shit

>>83424619
>>83424638
>Thanos killing missiles
>At close range
>They have those but not a single staff member in the ultimates nor SHIELD is a gamma specialist
>Not even with the shit ton of new hulks
>They'll always need Bruce Banner

And let's not forget about her healing factor. This shit is just an excuse for killing her and putting some shitty ass OC on her place.

>Tony, can a nigga get an upgrade?
>Nevermind, I'll just use my standard Thanos Busters

>>83425618
Look up Richard Rider, Thanos Imperative, and GotG 18-20.
Get ready to laugh

>>83425428

The Thanos killing missiles that target people other than Thanos. Those missiles.

>>83425789
>I'm a door, Pete.

>War Machine kills She-Hulk and then dies
Who is really at fault here?

>>83425061
>goku vs laser meme

>bad ass thanos killing missile

is this real life? is this nigga for real with this shit? how is this clown still working? how is this asshole in charge of the main summer event at marvel? will we ever get these question answered?

>>83425861
>a black man and a woman of color get killed
Is Bendis literally a nazi rapist?

And its a Missle that just beats you up. Instead of exploding and turning you into chum.

>>83425543
Yes

>>83425907
He's being a sarcastic prick because he doesn't have an answer and even if he did he doesn't think he should have to answer that question because is beneath him. If you look through his Tumblr you'll see that he does it with pretty much all of the questions he gets.

>>83425789
Jesus. Christ.
Who the fuck wrote this shit? The Cancerverse? Really? Thanos getting the the cube back repeatedly? It's like a fucking Scooby Doo cartoon.

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>>83425991
This is some weak bait m8

at least it wasn't a tiny net

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>>83424619

>>83424619
>Has Thanos murdering missiles
>Doesn't have a firing mechanism that doesn't just go off when getting bumped.

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>>83425061
i tried

At least this clusterfuck of an event will bring us some dank new memes.

>>83426289

Do you think the 616 cast feel bad that they live in the meme dimension?

>>83424619
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.

>>83425551
If he replies I will dump my entire collection of original reaction faces in your honor.

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>>83424619
>stay tuned

Nah, I'm good.

I used to wonder why Bendis never does anything outside of Marvel anymore.

I don't wonder that now.

>>83426256
BRAVA

It's times like this that I'm glad I've settled for reading the old stuff and watching you guys freak out about all this.

I want to ask Breevort if Ernst is still considered to be Cassandra Nova, it tells me something about asking him stuff you would have asked him in Formspring, what is Formspring?

>>83426082
Leap that wall if you're so great!

Swear to fucking Christ if this entire event turns out to just be a premonition I'm carpet bombing their fucking offices.

>>83425902
>meme
It's exactly what happened

>>83425639
Maybe she'll get another blood transfusion from Bruce and suddenly no longer be a much less powerful Hulk because people were complaining that a female Hulk being weak was stupid. Or some shit, I don't know.

Personally I think she should get a transfusion from Rulk and turn into the Christmas Hulk.

>>83426082
>Implying anyone can escape a tiny net
Nigga, that shit is a death trap.

>>83426575
That's a possibility I'd be fine with. It's all about execution, and at this point they didn't give out the smallest hint at that, so... might be fun if turns out true.

>>83425552

Frankly, it's a bit silly that Carol can even BE an alcoholic, give her alien biology, or that she'd have any problem with drinking now, given that the Carol who struggled with addiction was pretty much a different person.

Besides, it's a little-known fact given the prevalence of AA in American culture, but there are actually drugs to combat alcohol addiction that work by basically inhibiting the desire to drink. They've been around for, like, twenty or thirty years, but AA's semi-religious pseudoscience still holds sway.

>>83426879
Probably because 1.) Drugs ALWAYS cost more than they should in most parts of America 2.) There's a prejudice against treating dependency with drugs 3.) AA has longstanding arrangements with many judicial bodies in many parts of the country 4.) Semi-religious people LOVE semi-religious pseudoscience from Pascale's wager to the theory of infinite regress.

>>83426731
Bruce is hella depowered right now, and Bendis isn't acknowledging Amadeus, who'd probably be the donor right now.

Drax wouldn't have been such a salty loser if he only had an anti-Thanos missile.

>>83427019
True. I'm making a lame joke based on this old, out-dated as hell Marvel power level chart that had Shulkie complaining about how much lower she was than Bruce, but of course I can't find it on my computer and google is failing me so fuck it.

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>>83424619
Fuck if we knew those Thanos killing missiles existed.

I mean Dick Rider and Peter Quill had to go to the great lengths of sacrificing themselves to trap him on a dying dimension using a cosmic cube only to slow him down so he didn't destroy the universe.

Stupid Kang didn't give Peter a fucking Thanos killing missile. He gave him a stupid cosmic cube that only could slow Thanos down a bit. If he had had a few of those Thanos killing missiles, maybe Dick Rider would still be alive.

Fuck Kang right? By the way why they didn't use the Thanos Killing Missiles to finish him on Avengers Assemble or Infinity?

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>>83427122
Remembrer, kids, the key to ultimate Marvel power is seducing Spider-Man!

>>83426879
Anon, she drank A LOT in those days. Fuck, at one point she got captured by the Kree, and the first thing she did after getting free? Drink some Kree superbooze, which got her so drunk she shot Lockjaw (the Inhuman's teleporting dog, which obviously looks nothing like Kree) while going "I don't need control, I've got power!"

>>83427134
You could say that after Infinity, the government decided to fund work on such a missile. You could also say that it's just as effective as a Hulkbuster. Which is to say: really powerful against everything except the thing it was designed to combat.

The whole thing is still stupid though

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>>83427221
Oh yeah that's the one. Also it was Spider-Woman pissed that she's ranked beneath Spider-Man. I completely mis-remembered. My bad.

Should have taken a cue from Black Bolt and said nothing.

>>83425126
More like Bendis BTFO himself. How did no one tell him to change it in the script stage?

>>83427247
Then that begs the questions: Why they didn't use those missiles during the last incursion against the Ultimates? Why didn't they use it against the Celestial? Hell why they didn't use it to nuke the Hulk or the muties? Hydra is infiltrated right? Why Hydra didn't get one of those babes and started nuking heroes?

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>>83425430
What was the point of bringing everyone if they even had access to that kind of technology? All they had to do was stand back and shoot from a distance. Wouldn't shooting the missile while everyone's fighting just get everyone in the vicinity killed?

>>83427604
Wasn't this whole event ridiculously rushed in the attempt to capitalize on the CW movie?

>>83427247
>You could say that after Infinity, the government decided to fund work on such a missile. You could also say that it's just as effective as a Hulkbuster. Which is to say: really powerful against everything except the thing it was designed to combat.

If you have to go to those lengths and create a whole backsory for the fucking missile to explain how a it can kill She-Hulk then it might not be a good idea to have She-Hulk die from a random missile.

>>83427247

That just opens up a whole cadre of new questions.

She-Hulk fucking survived the vacuum of space, with out a helmet, and had her tits grow because of it. Are you telling me a missile to her green globes was enough to kill her? Fuck you Bendis.

>>83427746
She-Hulk actually fucking died from it? Jesus christ I didn't know that

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>>83427775

>and had her tits grow because of it
Seriously?

Even Japan with its Chinese cartoons hasn't tried that.

>>83427402
Tigra trying to seduce her way up as well

>>83427711
Hell, why didn't Stark operated the missile from a distance with his completely all new all different updated armor up to date that is current.

>>83427847
HER TITS STOPPED AN INVASION FORCE CAUSE THEY COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

>>83427847
She was inhaling one last breath of air as her space suit broke.

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>>83425228
>It's The Ex-Wife

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>>83424638
Army Surplus store? The place where you buy Army Surplus?

>>83424638
Would make sense if it was a missile troopsthat didn't release heat damage, but instead a huge burst of (insert scientific particles here). Don't worry when I get aroujd to writing my comic I'll include a similar sequence with an explanation.

She survived being the most successful female based on a male super hero.
She survived having Chyna playing her in a porno.
She survived a night of rough anal sex from Juggernaut.
She survived having her tits out in space.
But this kills her.

>>83427787
Yep
It's fucking retarded

>>83428127

>Don't worry when I get aroujd to writing my comic I'll include a similar sequence with an explanation.
Then your comic will be just regular-grade shit instead of Bendis-grade shit.

>>83424619
The big issue here other than the event being a shitty forced story is that none of this is established IN THE STORY. Way too often, comic writers just fail to establish things before they're important. If he had established at some point that War Machine was lugging bunker busters for superhumans, it wouldn't be as bad.

I mean, there'd still be a backlash because killing of Rhodey and Shulk here is pointless but what are you gonna do.

But, I guess Bretvoort was right. Anger sells.

>>83424619
Why not copy the text and post a high quality image, instead of a line of capslock and a screenshot of someone's blog? Like the She-Hulk page in question, for instance.

>>83427402
Ah so he's only rating brute strength

>>83427731
Yes it was. Brevoort said so himself. And yet the Civil War movie has already been forgotten by everyone, so they're still late to the game.

>>83426454
He probably gets shit like that all the time, and ignores it

>>83427402
>That editors note

>>83428253
To show that it was something Bendis said on his blog?

>>83427247
>really powerful against everything except the thing it was designed to combat.
I like it

>>83428144
Just goes to show you that the effect of Bendis on a character is worse than the effect of space vacuum on a human body.

>>83425551
Thanos? "Thanos the Mad Titan" Thanos? THAT Thanos?

>>83428274
That said if he's ranking brute strength shouldent captain America be a bit higher
They should probably have made one more level below mediumweights so the hero's that dident have much strength at all wouldent be lumped together with people that have peak human strengrh

>>83428357
You mean the marvel comics writer.

>>83425391
Well, I do at least believe that was Marquez's mistake, since Bendis would have to be unbelievably stupid not to bring up the Serenity Prayer at some point.

Wait, fuck, it's Bendis.

>>83428357
Mentioning that would be sufficient. We can all find his blog for ourselves. That's not a good enough reason to post a screencap of a blog as an OP.

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HEY, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A THINNER VERSION OF A RADIOACTIVE BEHEMOTH WHO ALSO GOT KILLED BY MISSILES?!

>>83428455
I think it's easy to dismiss the whole thing as Spidey being a douche to some of his coworkers. At any rate it's from 1981 so I can't even begin to guess how much powercreep some of these characters have undergone. Plus comics can be damn inconsistent with their abilities. Cue this very thread with questions on why She-Hulk's healing factor is kaput.

>>83428144
>her tits out in space
for the love of god issue and page

TIGRA SURVIVED GETTING SHOT IN THE TIT
IN A BENDIS STORY
WHAT THE FUCK BENDIS

>>83428556
Someone has it I'm sure.

>>83428510
There's actually no standard for what to use as an OP image

>>83428572
Did they shoot her with Thanos-killing missiles?

>>83428627
A POWER MAN KILLING BULLET

>>83428618
There used to be. Now people post porn on /co/ and it just sits there.

>>83427402
>>83428325

Holy kek.

>>83424619
So. Can we finally put Bendis to bed? Can people just....stop buying his shit? Everything he touches is ass, every story he's a part of shits on the characters involved. Even if comics are dying a slow death can we let them go with some small measure of dignity? Do we have to let hacks like Bendis be the ones to bury them?

So its safe to assume Marvel Comics is just giving fans the finger and want to shit on nearly every character correct? Well, at least we have the movies

>>83428325

I have no idea who hippie Jesus is.

Or who that is between Wolverine and Daredevil. I have eveyone else down.

>>83424619
Isnt part of the plot that Rhodey's armor was outdated and was shit?

>>83428500

It was an art oversight. Bendis said on tumblr their alcoholism will be a plot point going forward.

The train's crashed, burned, and it'll explode too! And we're only at issue 1.

>>83429269
http://www.strawpoll.me/10382837

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>>83429360

Tony.

This is the "Push Carol and get em all hooked" event.

And they gave it to Bendis.

Who will call her fat first?

>>83428455
At the time it was accurate

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>>83429269
>he's actually bringing back raging drunk Carol

>>83429026
you could stop following capeshit

>>83427402
who's the guy between Hercules and Iron Man?

>>83429535

Pretty sure it's Wonder Man.

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>>83429483

GET HYPE

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>>83429438
I miss carol's ass in the old outfit

>>83424619
>>83424638
Hold on, the excuse of that retarded battle was that Captain Marvel did not have time to prepare an assault, so she summoned everyone near and available to foil Thanos End of the World plot.

He seems to imply that James had the time to prepare, if every Avenger had time to prepare why didn't Captain Marvel summoned EVERYONE, and planned an assault, like in the first pages of the book?

Could Bendis be *gasp ignoring his own continuity?

Why, just why does he have a job?

>>83429558
Yeah, it's Wonder Man. I know that much but I don't mind saying I'm no expert on some of these guys considering how far back the design is on some of them. And at the same time funny how so little has changed with a few of them.

>>83429360
>implying Marvel's new golden girl will do anything wrong

>>83424619
Havent read the issue, what exactly happens here? Warmachine shoots a missile at thanos but thanos dodges it and it hits she-hulk?

>>83428528
Wait, did American Godzilla always have a visible dick? Huh.

>>83424732
Wait I just worked out the answer
BENDIS IS A HACK

>>83429732

Wasn't Zilla a girl in the actual movie?

>>83429767
Yes, but if CoC and /aco/ have taught me anything, it's that most most girls have dicks.

>>83429439
So if he dident have strength what did he have back then

>>83429732
That's a lizard vagina or something

>>83429360

>anything but 'Both'
I mean come on, the mos clusterfucked scenario is the reasonable assumption for this event.

>>83428144
>A bendis book kills her
Seems about right, Bendis had previously killed the X-Men.
He is the REAL EMPTY HAND. The bad guy to end bad guys, his awful writing is poison seeping through the multiverse.

Whatever character he writes, they die.

He distorted Bobby from an average teenager, into a cock craving homo.
He deconstructed Beast into an envious race traitor, lusting after his best friend's woman. His intellect making him ironically more of a beast than man, his shape reflecting his interior.
He killed Charles Xavier, and his Dream.
He slowly murdered the x-men.

He killed Spider-man on multiple occasions.

This is one death out of many, and not the last, for the Marvel Universe, there is a Satan, and his name is Bendis

If War Machine had access to Thanos killing missiles, why didn't they just shoot several salvos of them at him before having the Ultimates push his shit in?

>>83429502
But what if anon likes the concepts of capeshit

>>83428286
Axel Alonso gave Civil War II its name after looking at the title "Captain America: Civil War."

>>83424619
ya'll didn't think she-hulk was as strong as hulk, did you?
she's a girl, she's much weaker

>>83428251
If anything the opposite was established in that very same chapter, with War Machine using long outdated gear.

Thanos, a villain so powerful that he can come back even after having his molecules dispersed. But fucking War Machine has missiles for that shit. Right next to his shark repellent and BBC.

>>83424619
Oh

>>83429767
Hermaphrodite.

>>83428494
The Marvel comics writer? The comics writer who writes for Marvel? That Marvel comics writer?

You guys are all hung up on the dumb missile instead of the actual structural problems with the book. Like not showing the goddamn climatic event that sets off the series. And what even are everyone's positions? Do the characters have arcs, character evolution, is bendis commenting on something with the story (no)

>>83430034
She's still a Hulk.
If Hulk is a 10 in strength, She-Hulk is probably a 7.
War Machine is a 2.

>>83430432
and an outdated War Machine is probably a 1

>>83430432
She Hulk has gone toe to toe with Hercules and Namor and even defeated the Champion of the Universe. She taken hits from Juggernaut and even Sentry. She should easily be able to handle War Machine.

>>83430417
We are just talking about this particular part, because it shows how little thought Bendis put through all this..
That part you mention is also fabulous, this >$4.99 book is very special.

Say what you will of Slott, but even his events followed a narrative.

>>83429630
>He seems to imply that James had the time to prepare, if every Avenger had time to prepare why didn't Captain Marvel summoned EVERYONE, and planned an assault, like in the first pages of the book?
Let's be fair: he could've had those missiles in his personal stockpile. If you're someone like War Machine and you're one real gimmick is "having a bunch of guns for the job", then you'd make damn sure that you had the right guns for any job that comes up.

That said, getting Thanos-slaying missiles from army surplus is one of the dumbest things possible. So the U.S. military just happens to have so many Superman-slaying tier missiles lying around that they are selling off the excess to the public? Yes, I realize that Supes is DC and Thanos/War Machine is Marvel, but it's roughly the same scale.

>>83429611

Everybody does.

>>83425639
Nonsense. They make the greatest movie of all time every time.

>>83425639
If you can still respect Marvel after One More Day and all they pulled in Civil War, then I don't know how you think anyone wouldn't come back after this.

>>83430741
>he could've had those missiles in his personal stockpile.
>That said, getting Thanos-slaying missiles from army surplus is one of the dumbest things possible. So the U.S. military just happens to have so many Superman-slaying tier missiles lying around that they are selling off the excess to the public?

I don't keep up with War Machine, but then again who does?
Is he a PMC now? Pretty sure that sort of arsenal would require the U.S consent, and may actually violate the Geneva convention, because anything that can harm a hulk ought to be very illegal.

We are talking Super High Explosive based on plasma or what not, or kinetic energy piecing rounds that can penetrate a hulk. Does that sort of weaponry exists in the MU now? I am out of the loop, maybe WM comics did foreshadow a God Slaying Arsenal in response to capes, which would be reasonable. It would explain why AIM is still around, and many other EVIL corporations.

But that us beside the point, because that still implies that he had time to prepare himself, and that does not excuse him from #yolo thanos. Everyone should had been summoned. I can excuse Carol rushing into battle like Jean D'Arc, but this oversight is pretty dumb.

>>83431330
>plasma
I meant to say MAGIC / Kirby Plasma, not the plasma generated by these sort of guns, I am not a /k/ guy I know tank piecing rounds are based on turning metal to plasma, but I am ignorant of everything else.

>>83431286
And that was still just 2007.

You can go further back.
I think the 80's was the last time the big two were good as a whole. Now you kind of have to pick up scraps here and there.

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It's like the heaven gun scene from American Dad but you're supposed to buy it as an adequate explanation.

>>83424619
>>83424638

In this same book Tony says Rhodes was looking slow while fighting the celestial threat.

Rhodes then explains that his armour is getting shitty and needs an upgrade which Tony denies for no reason.

1. An upgraded armour could have given him the protection or speed needed to not die.

2. IF HIS ARMOUR IS GETTING SHITTY HE PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE SUPER THANOS KILLING MISSLES.

>>83430432
she's easily a 9.5

Hulks are strongest there is

>Why could a missile kill She-Hulk?
MAGIC!
>Where did they even get magic missile?
IT DOESN'T MATTER LOL

DON'T YOU LOVE PROFESSIONALS TAKING THIS STUFF SERIOUSLY

>>83431488
>It's like the heaven gun scene from American Dad but you're supposed to buy it as an adequate explanation.

So what you're trying to say is it's supposed to be a comedy?

>>83426490
He still does Powers, right?

>>83424619
sounds like back-pedaling to me. if rhodey had thanos killing missiles, then bendis should have made some mention of it in the story before one of them blasted into her

>>83431563
>where did they even get a magic missile
by taking a level in Sorcerer or Wizard

duh

>>83424619
>People actually think Shulk is dead
She is going to Hulk out and level a city or something.
Then Iron Man will be all like unintended consequences, Carol.
Then everyone will do stupid things for stupid reasons.

>>83431732
>Taking a level in sorcerer
I need to puke

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>>83431441
>I know tank piecing rounds are based on turning metal to plasma
Not at all. I mean, enough force might be generated to accomplish such a feat, possibly, but tank piercing rounds certainly do not work by turning the ammo or the armor into plasma.

The most common tank-piercing rounds are sabot rounds. They're basically large metal needles of very dense material, with a cylinder casing around them. The cylinder lets it be shot out of a standard weapon, and falls off immediately afterwards. After that, you have a very small profile projectile, which is not slowed down by air resistance much at all, which drives a lot of mass into a very small area. That's more than enough force to punch through even tank armor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHbf-Eb3xak

>>83431608
>So what you're trying to say is it's supposed to be a comedy?
These continuous threads and the overall internet rage has been pretty funny, yes.

>>83431608
It is hilariously bad.
>>83431732
>multiclassing
>prestige classes
The man deserved to die.

>>83431848
>wizardfag salty because I can do what he can except I don't have to study for fifty years to light a candle

>>83424638
>army surplus store

Fuck you guys, I love Bendis

>>83431896
>Sorcerer
>Wizard
>prestige classes

>>83431441
They are filled with editorial fiat demanding whoever is hit by them must die for at least 3 real world years.

It's a rolled up piece of paper stuffed into the missile tube.

REMINDER

4 MONTHS OF PLANNING THE EVENT.

>>83431856
Ah, what I was referring to was to what appear in the video at 1:48, liquefied metal. I misunderstood, I thought it was hot plasma.

What was what Rhodes uses? Was it a Sabot, the explosion in the comic does not look large enough.

>>83432038
you mean three months and three weeks of fucking around, and a week of planning the event?

I think my biggest problem is that the whole fucking thing is just so poorly planned out. I don't care if Rhodey has access to Thanos-killing missiles, I hate that at no point does he mention "everybody get clear, I have a fucking Thanos-Killing missile! Everybody stop trying to punch him and give me some space!" I hate that Tony's objections to Carol using Ulysses is "you got muh Rhodey killed" and not the much more reasonable "Carol, you had forewarning that fucking Thanos was coming to Earth and you only brought ten people?" She didn't even give anybody else a heads up. And I can see from this point out it's only going to get more retarded.

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>>83431896
>prestige classes

>>83432038
>they straight up admit they shat it out in time for the movie
>they will still make loads of money from it

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>>83431952
>They are filled with editorial fiat demanding whoever is hit by them must die for at least 3 real world years.
>It's a rolled up piece of paper stuffed into the missile tube.

>>83428144

>She survived a night of rough anal sex from Juggernaut

Truly her greatest accomplishment.

>>83432129
Personally I like prestige classes when they're incredibly specialized.
Like "Leviathan Hunter". It basically just gives me the ability to make trophies if I kill big fuck-off sea monsters. That's pretty awesome.

>>83432129
>>83431732
>>83431945
I had flashbacks of multiclasses, and prestige classes from NWN.
It was more a comment on damned prestige classes.

>>83432209
I thought archetypes had buried prestige classes.
Are they viable now?

>>83432075
The weapon in the comic is certainly not a sabot. A sabot looks like the image I posted there; Shulk was hit with something which looked like a standard fat missile when it connected with her.

It could be the liquid metal missile, or any other weapon really. But given that Shulk's chest wasn't a bloody hole when she was in the hospital afterwards, it's probably safe to say that it was either something she could normally shrug off or something that mysteriously killed her with plotonium.

Rhodes was probably using plotonium: whatever the plot dictated would be effective.

Liquified metal is certainly not plasma. Liquified metal is just... very, very hot metal. Plasma is generally only seem under heavy heat, electricity, and magnetics: plasma is basically matter broken down into an energetic electron-proton soup to the point where it's hard to identify the element anymore.

>>83432123
It just occured to me that if Carol have a direct line to call the Guardians of the Galaxy for help in her baby fight with Tony, why she didn't call them to deal with Thanos? It's their job after all.

>>83432315
That one I listed was from back in 3.5. I know that I liked the idea of archetypes when I saw them in Pathfinder, but that game leans even harder on the Caster Supremacy than D&D.

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>>83426082

Or a wooden gun.

>>83432349
Hell, the Avengers have a massive network, she could've called anybody. By rights, she should have called EVERYBODY. I don't care if The Ultimates are super powerful, this is a situation where they had time to prepare and they did almost no preparations that mattered. Even if they didn't have enough time for Tony and the others to get there, they should at least have contacted him and as many others as possible to let them know that the fucking Galactic Conqueror that road train on them not too long ago is back and to get ready.

>>83432455
Or being too tricky for his own good

>>83432349
To be fair, they do suck at that.

>>83424619
Marvel is so stupid

>>83432325
Very insightful, man I really know jack shit about guns, and take what I hear at face value.

>>83429360
I am fully for 2 drunk people fighting each other with superpowers.

>>83431917
>Sorcerer jealous of the sheer range of power he can't achieve

>>83431658
Icon is a Marvel imprint.

>>83429105
>I have no idea who hippie Jesus is.

I think Wundarr the Aquarian.

>>83432700
This what happens when you're biggest writer doesn't read anything, not even his own writing

>>83432700
Well they are but this is more bendis is stupid
Then again marvel are the ones that keep hiring him

>>83429438
>Who will call her fat first?
That would be offensive.

>>83425408
If I recall that was because he had the Heart of the Universe. Unless what you're talking about is a different time.

>>83432868
Thanos Imperative from before Bendis decided to take a massive shit on it

>>83432831
They hire him because he sells
He sells because he gets the best artists

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So anyway, I think someone was asking for this one.
Sorry if it's not like you've imagined it.

>>83432641
at some point someone has to wonder what is the in universe purpose of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Back in the good old days, they were a proactive team and they fucking succeded most of the time at preventing giant catastrophes. the Cancerverse war could have gone a lot worse if they hadn't act fast.

Nowadays a fucking Celestial and Thanos can enter Earth like it's their house while Quill is wasting time on a talk show hosted by the Collector. What. The. Fuck.

Seriously, even at retreats, nobody stands up and asks what exactly the Guardians of the Galaxy do?

>>83432921
Jen is the hero we deserve

Lets look at the score card:
>Peter throws responsibility to the wind and puts his employees in jeopardy
>Mary Jane leaves Peter because of his hero life and starts working for Stark
>Whor
>War Machine and She Hulk
>Space Knight Venom and the backstory nobody asked for
Why the fuck is anyone giving Marvel Money?

>>83432921
Important question:
Why is that man wearing a giant Boar's head?

>>83425618
So Mary sue hulk

>>83425618

But it was a THANOS KILLING MISSILE!!

Those are the strongest missiles ever made! You can only get them at Saigon Sam's Discount Army Surplus!

>>83432985
They got me back in with Cho doing art for Totally Awesome Hulk and immediately lost me by replacing him with Choi (who is okay but not as good) and some kind of special needs class doing the ink and color.

>>83425391
Or it could just be the readers that are to picky

After all that Bendis did to the x-men, and I am happy his dirty hands arent on them anymore or else he would kill, I dont know which x-men does he hates ?

Also there is currently only 1 good writer in the x-books that doesnt have a bias againt a character, cares about continuity and is trying to give us something different in a scenario we have already seen, Thank you Bunn.

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Well, that settles it. Bendis does it again, how can one man be so based, /co/?

>>83433234
>expecting two alcoholics not to drink is being picky

The only thing I liked out of current Marvel was Kamala and Robbie Reyes (not the ship)

>>83432954
They really didn't do much in Thanos Imperative. They were like a tour group following Thanos
He was already willing to shut down the Cancerverse for his own reasons. They didn't do shit to help him.
They didn't help on the 616 side either, since that was mostly Nova's death squad.

>>83433252
add Bendis in the backgroun of the cementary pls

>>83427847
>>83427913
>>83428001
Where's the image dammit!

>>83432954
>Nowadays a fucking Celestial and Thanos can enter Earth like it's their house while Quill is wasting time on a talk show hosted by the Collector. What. The. Fuck.

They're not the Guardians of the Earth, you know.

>>83433341
>>83432921

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>>83427847
She-Hulk's tits are the hardest metal known to man

>>83433264
I meant the
>Somehow he doesn't realise that having to clarify important facts on twitter/tumblr means he's failed as a writer.
Part, did he really have to explain to people that Rhodes had a missile that packed an extra punch with him?

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>>83432862

But Bendis loves calling Carol fat!

>>83429732
that's just a pelvic bone

>>83433294
They took Thanos there and protected him when he was weak. Sure you can't plan everything ahead and expect everything to go well. But they were the ones working to stop the war instead of fighting it. Even at the end, they decided it was best to end Thanos there instead of waiting to see if he calms down. They knew what their mission was and how to accomplish it.

>>83433435
it flies in the face of his own writing on the page

Rhodey's armor is outdated by his own admission, where did he get a missile powerful enough to stop Thanos?

>>83433435

When it kills a character like She-Hulk he damn sure does.

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>>83425330

>>83433435
In this case? Yes. This isn't some minor background quibble like Carol and Tony's drinking, it's a major plot point that kills off a character. At least some in-story explanation would be good, even just Rhodey mentioning that he's "bringing out the big guns".
In all honesty though, if he wanted She-Hulk to die he should've just had Thanos kill her. Having Rhodey hit her with friendly fire just looks stupid. Especially since he gets jostled and this results in him blowing his wad.

>>83433480
You are just proving my point, do we need to go into detail into what factory it was built at as well?

>>83433533
he contradicts his own writing and that of others and has to explain it

it's as simple as that

What I find stupid is that the author completely ignores - or WILL ignore, that Tony Stark has missles that can one shot Hulk-types?

WHAT?

Did War Machine go by Tony's Armory and grab Hulk Buster Missles?Which he had casually some ready?

>>83433343
Because Thanos will just go home when he gets the cube right?

These are cosmic threats. Of course it's their fucking job to stop them before they reach Earth. Saying they shouldn't care is like saying they should've let the Annihilation wave or the Cancerverse reach Earth because it's their problem if they reach that planet.

>>83433527

See Carol you can write off as an art mistake.

She-Hulk is right there in the goddamn writing. It was purposeful.

>>83433533

When it's a fucking Thanos stopping missile we do.

>>83433512
The fact that she died from it should have made it clear enough that it was no ordinary missile

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I can't fucking wait for Bendis to ruin Carol for an entire generation. Like, I'm genuinely excited. This is going to generate asspain on an astronomical scale.

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>>83433318
Bendis?

>>83433618
>When it's a fucking Thanos stopping missile we do.
Not really no

>>83433638

The fact that she died from it just shows that this is hack writing.

I think war machine wasn't out to kill thanos on purpose, but to kill she-hulk and make it look like an accident.

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>>83433661
And nothing bad will happen to the x-men since they cant get any lower that now

>>83433039
iirc that's razorback. He has the power to drive any vehicle.

>>83433710
fuck, that now they are living in literal hell

>>83433697
well, it was mentioned ages ago that Hydra has a mole on every team and faction. So now we know Steve is one, Rhodey is evidently another

>>83433682
Then tell him to use an anti gamma missile next time

>>83433680

>A missile that kills Hulks and is designed to kill one of Marvel's ultimate event-level threats.

Yes. Yes we need to know why this missile exists. How the fuck did they build a missile powerful enough to kill a goddamn Hulk? They can survive nuclear fucking explosions for christsake.

>>83433252
How strong is Thanos again? That punch would had shattered Medusa, yeah, she might be Inhuman but I clearly remember him punching Hulk in the jaw. That sort of punch would had fractured about everything.

And what is with the trajectory of that missile? We are talking Stark Tech here, why would it fixate on She Hulk?

There could had been ways to do this.

I can picture Thanos knocking down everyone, then heading to the "Cosmic McGuffin", War Machine stands up and throws a full salvo at him, this makes Thanos so furious he turns his full attention to Rhodes, who flies up and keeps firing down on him as he backs away from a relatively safe distance. Thanos grabs an object and throws it at him knocking him down flat on the floor, Thanos heads towards him, and Rhodey starts throwing everything at him, including the kitchen sink, as Thanos closes on him. James at this point is out of ammo, and fires a repulsor blast directly at Thanos, hitting his face. The sort of repulsor blast which would had released a flare, a flare which could turn the night into daytime.

Smoke dissipates to show Thanos patented "You are fucked" smile, and punches WM directly in the gut, the sort of punch that causes a KRAAK effect through the panel. WM armor at this point resembles a crushed can with armor pieces falling down as Rhodes falls on his knees.

She hulk starts to gain consciousness after Thanos initial counter-attack, just to see Rhodes die, She rightfully hulks out and goes down on Thanos.

The floor collapses on both of them, and it becomes a 1 on 1 vs Thanos. A couple of panels show them exchanging blows, a panel shows the upper floor with another loud sound effect, in the next panel Thanos emerges, only to collapse on the floor. She Hulk is not shown after.

I think that would had been more dramatic and entertaining.

>>83433672
'Thanos killing missile' sounds better and makes it sound as retarded as it is, to be honest.

>>83433710
Teen Jean is also working for Hydra, and she brainwashed Cyke into a suicide attack on the Inhumans when he found out

Wait a minute.
If it's sufficiently advanced technology that Tony Stark makes, why would the warhead ignite and deliver it's payload to the wrong target? Shouldnt the onboard systems on the missles, AND secondary systems from the Warmachine system be able to just make that missle into a heavy , but not deadly metal weight?

It's technology, man. We have shit like that nowadays.

>>83433770
>Teen Jean is evil

That would be good not bad, try harder.

>>83433749
>They can survive nuclear fucking explosions for christsake.
It's a missile that runs on nuclear fission

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Guess we know how the MCU will end then
>Anti-Thanos missiles

>>83433234
>>83433435
Uh yeah, since Rhodey doesn't usually carry Thanos-killing missiles.

>>83433680
Are you saying it's aceptable that a regular missile kills a Hulk?

>>83433832
How much for an anti-Bendis Missile ?

>>83433808
No, it perfectly destroys two characters!

>>83433749
>>83433813
You're both wrong.

The missle actually generates a limited singularity, a black hole for a few nano seconds, tearing apart anything, doing massive damage, even to beings like the Hulk, neutralizing Gamma radiation due to it being a black hole. Also, SCIENCE.

It's bullshitanium.

>>83433866
Teen Jean is already evil though

>>83433866
the time displaced original 6 should be destroy and then say that it was a different universe, also Cyke is dead, we have move on and now magneto is right.

>>83433874
Why don't we just say that the Missile is made of "Hulk-Kill" and Rhodey grabbed is by accident while reaching for the "Thanos-Kill"

>>83433832
would you prefer another dance-off?

>>83433874
I hate thanos killing missile and I freaking loved the immortal killer gun from pandora

>>83433751
Yeah, I like your idea that would have been good.

What it really comes down to is this: Any fairly extended fight scene would have been a good way to give the proper weight to the fight and would make the deaths more emotional. Even if this whole thing ends in some stupid "lol it was just a really long dream from Ulysses!" there's no reason not to make the important parts carry as much emotional weight as possible. Having the death scenes be done in like a page is fucking retarded by any metric.

>>83433923
Is it a Thanos-killer dance-off?

>>83433866
Isent she the one who made somebody gay because reasons

>>83433848
No which is why I able to figure out that she was hit by a missile that was not ordinary

>>83433957
He was gay all along but never showed any signs of it since the '60s.

>>83433957
Hydra cap evil jean dead hulk guys it was dr manhattan all along

>>83433923
I want a crossover with thanos and darksied dance off
Time to funk for darksied

>>83433957

To be fair the context is certainly there if you look back at past X-Men stories. At least enough context that Iceman could be bi-sexual.

The problem is Bendis did such a shitass job with it all. Especially having Jean out him like that.

>>83433751
This is all good but extremely out of character.

ha, who i'm kidding, thanos character was destroyed years ago anyways.

>>83434025
One wonders what if marvel had been the ones to publish watchmen

Considering it was clear since there inception the x men belong in a seperate universe and they still dident do it I'm guessing it would not have taken them anywhere near as long as dc did to fall to the temptation to put them in elsewhere

>>83433984
Are you saying such missiles exist but for some reason are never used? Not even against a Celestial? A Hulk can resist a Nuclear explosión, why the army is giving missiles so powerful to one man instead of launching it themselves?

You know there's like a thousand questions more but the main thing is, the concept of a missile so powerful to kill Thanos and a Hulk existing out of the blue doesn't fit with the rules of the universo he's writing a story in. It's the complete definition of an asspull.

>>83434123
I think it was Brevoort that straight up said something like "Yeah it's kinda awkward making Watchmen canon but I'll be honest we would have done it way sooner than this if it were us"

>>83434206
hey, Marvel hasn't crossed over with Star Wars. Yet.

>>83434234
As much as you know...

>>83434046
it isn't

not even slightly

>>83434123
>Considering it was clear since there inception the x men

Nah. Kirby and Lee wrote the X-Men as being loved by the public. At least initially. They were also meant to be incredibly rare until every new writer had to introduce a brand new group of Mutants.

>>83433252
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
my god

>>83434234
I give it six months tops before 'long time ago, galaxy far far away' is made canon, and the Guardians find some lost jedi temple of Revan the opening of which causes an awakening of the force around the universe

>>83434158
Asspull or not the topic is how much do you need explained? He had a missile that packed a lot bigger punch then a usual one, would it have killed Thanos? Maybe but it was powerful enough to take down she Hulk which was never on the same level as Hulk.

>>83434316
>They were also meant to be incredibly rare
Were they? My understanding was that "Mutant" was, like "Meta" in the DCU, an easy out to avoid having to keep coming up with ways for people to acquire super-powers?

>>83434304

There is though. There's plenty of subtext to work with. Bobby was clearly straight but there existed an out that could be used.

Bendis didn't fucking use it though. He didn't build on any of those small moments that could have been twisted in that way. It had been a minor discussion point years before Bendis did shit with it.

And that's why it's so offensive. Because Bendis just phoned it in like he always does.

>>83434482
That's what it became, not what it started as

>>83434476
>it was powerful enough to take down she Hulk
Ok. Let's assume you get a No-Prize for that Bendy-tier "just ignore it" bullshit.

Why didn't she heal back up after the blast failed to kill her?

>>83434500
where

point me to these panels that could be interpreted as Bobby being bi

>>83434476
not on the same level as Hulk is still at a level far above "killed by generic explosion"

>>83434533
Because Hulk biology, where does all that extra biomass that allows them to transform and become that strong come from?

>>83434476
>how much does this topic need to be explained?It could literally be explained in one or two panels. You could just have Rhodey tell everybody to "get clear" before he fires it. Or even just have Carol ask Rhodey if there's any special firepower he can bring to the fight.
It'd still be a bit of a lackluster way to kill off a character, but at least it would make some kind of sense.

>>83434482
Mutants were originally 'the children of the atom', as in, the atomic bomb, the offspring of those who had lived just a bit too close to nuclear testing grounds

>>83434206
Based brevoort

>>83434585
energy is mass,
therefore mass is energy
as living reactors, this is even more literal for hulks. their biomass is generated from their bioenergy,

>>83434573
>>83434621
And the fact that she Hulk died from it should have made it clear that it was no ordinary missile, show don't tell and all that.

>>83424619
this motherfucker killed she-hulk. they brought dazzler to fight thanos and somehow it was our beloved she-hulk who died. I'll never forgive them for this.

>>83434316
Hm in that case then I guess there fine
Current incarnations of hatred continue to make no fucking sense when people don't care about the other hero's though

>>83434684
Then how does a skinny guy like Banner transform into mountain of muscle Hulk? There isn't enough bioenergi on him for that

>>83434046
I thought Bobby was the average teen, and group normie.

Making him gay is bullshit, but the way Bendis approached this however takes the cake. There are gay mutants already, a bi ones too, but all of them are ignored.

It is like they tried to make gay characters stick, but they sucked at writing them, or maybe it was a cheap marketing SHOCK / Wham moment, and decided to turn someone gay. It is kinda like what happens to Black characters, people ignore them so the easiest solution is to turn someone black. The problem is not racism or homophobia, the issue is that the writers are terrible at their job. I mean we can all honestly say that Midnighter and Apollo are some of the best written gay characters, unlike fucking Naruto (Wiccan) and Hulking who need to remark it almost everytime, and I want to like Wiccan because his future self looks like a great character.

Being gay does not mean your whole life revolves around it, that is like what SJWs believe.

I wish to say Gay Bobby was the worst moment, but it is the only moment that will stick, because Bendis run was based around character assassination, and a lot of poor ideas, but all of them went no where, so the X-men could had been all frozen in a basement for all good Bendis run did, but this is the one change that will stick. Even Beast character assassination, which was waaay worse than turning bobby gay, or cyke killing xavier, can be forgotten in time, but this, this is canon, forever, across the media too. Bobby is gay, forever, there is no turning back now.

Maybe Bendis knew this, so he did this to say his run changed something, because it is all garbage. Even the O5 could be retconned in time.

>>83434714
he's a living nuclear reactor

>>83434714
but there is. even as Banner, he is still a living reactor. when he gets angry, his energy output increases and he gains mass

>>83434692
Unless your favorite character is Kitty Pryde, you can always be sure that at some point, Bendis will shit on your favorite character

>>83434533
This is the big issue if it was just a blast to bits It would be a bit stupid but it's comics I'm used to that sort of thing but it dident kill her right away and everything we know about the character Tell's us she should have recovered.

>>83434747
And he would need fat, muscle and Carbohydrate to run that reactor. But I'm not seeing much of the first two on him

>>83434520
Why can't they go back to the way they used to be

>>83434800
says who?

>>83434686
That's not how it works.

>>83434476
>Asspull or not the topic is how much do you need explained?
Interesting point because:
When you need this much explanation it only means that the reader is bored or not entertained. The reader stopped using his or her suspension of disbelief, that story teller already FAILED at his or her task.

She hulk herself begs a lot of explanation, but we can let that slip. We can let slip a lot in comics, like time. Spider-man should be 88 years old by now.

Bendis already lost.
If the reader asks this many questions, it means the story is not compelling, it is not captivating.

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>>83434731

Anole is best gayfriend mutant with best girl

>>83434863
this anon is right

it is not the author's job to handwave shit. It is the author's job to make the reader not care about the handwave

>>83434779

>Implying he hasn't ruined Kitty Pryde

>>83434800
Would he?
Honestly, a guy can turn into a giant radioactive monster and you say "it doesn't make sense because normal humans don't work that way"

You're killing the comic industry

>>83432921
thanks!

>>83434905
I miss Pixie

>>83434846
The energy laws and how the human body works
>>83434863
You bring a fair point, but your point assumes that the reader isn't a nitpicking who raises a bigger fuss then what it has to be.

>>83434731
Sounds about right

>>83434476
The problem isn't how much we need it explained. We don't need anything explained. It's Bendis who should be worry about those things because he's telling the story, not us.

>Concept: An extremely powerful missile exists that killed She-Hulk.
Okay, I call bullshit. She has a healing factor and can survive Nuclear explosions and a lot of reasons why the missile death is bullshit.

>Bendis: I don't need to explain more, it was just a very powerful Thanos killing missile.
Okay, don't explain anything. Your story is shit because it doesn't make sense within the rules of this universe.

It's that easy. If this was an original story, you would have a point, but not in a 75+ years universe where there are plenty of precedents to call bullshit on stuff that isn't explained.

>>83434914
What I'm doing is no different from the people raising a fuss about she Hulk being killed by a missile which they should be able to figure out is not an ordinary missile

>>83434959
the man can turn into a giant green monster that can crack planets with punches when he gets mad, I don't think he really works by the same rules as a normal human

>>83435011
What you're doing is giving a shitty conclusion to a silly question
What everyone else is doing is saying wanting any conclusion to a shitty premise
What you're doing and what "they" are doing are completely different and because you cannot tell the difference you do not have a point nor could you possible make one

>>83434989
And your 75+ year long universe has had its share of retcons and power creep. Or do you think she Hulk was always able to survive nuclear explosions?

>>83435011
except we have 75 years of comics to look back on to examine and explain how Hulk works

the missile has what? A few panels?

>>83434863
I have never really thought about it that way but your right if the story's good people won't pick it to pieces as much

>>83434123
>it was clear since there inception the x men belong in a seperate universe
I've been reading X-Men longer than you've been alive
stop repeating other peoples' words to fit in newfag

>>83434934

Me too, man.

I think Quest for Magick was one of my first purchases, and I loved the New X-Men. Followed them all through Young Xmen with Dust, Anole, Santo, ect. She was always my favorite, though, but I loved that team.

>>83434800
there is a big green nuclear star,

that star is Bruce Banner.

it has enough fuel to keep burning for quite a while

just because you can't see it by looking at him doesn't mean it's there. maybe it's in the microverse, or the astral realm, or some other such set of dimensions beyond the first three, but it's there

>>83435011
>they should be able to figure out is not an ordinary missile
You can't just leave important details like that to assumption. If Superman gets hit by a missile and dies, then we should know WITHIN the story that it's a Kryptonite missile. You can't just surmise this shit and expect that to be acceptable writing.

>>83434585
>where does all that extra biomass that allows them to transform and become that strong come from?
The FUCK does that have to do with her healing factor? She didn't shift back to human and THEN die.

>>83434779
But my favourite character is aquaman and that's dc
Will he shit on him by proxy with namor instead

>>83435108
And what does a star need to function? Helium and Hydrogen. What does Banner need to function? what is his fuel?

>>83434800
>And he would need fat, muscle and Carbohydrate to run that reactor
>that reactor
>THAT NUCLEAR REACTOR
Even a 12 year old should understand enough basic science to grasp that that's not how this works ...

>>83434629
>the offspring of those who had lived just a bit too close to nuclear testing grounds
Like Jean Grey, who was born and raised in New York state, and Kurt Wagner, who was born and raised in Bavaria.

The implication is that nuclear testing as a whole and its ambient radiation unlocked genetic potential across the planet.

>>83435181
MEAT from the MEAT DIMENSION

>>83435165
The very idea of Aquaman shits on Aquaman
He's basically the guy people call up to rescue people who fell out of boats
I feel like I should compile some sort of image about that
I don't know why, but he's never been portrayed as cool as he could be
Even wonder woman had a cooler run than him, and he should have an almost identical story

>>83435165
The entire world has shat on your favorite character

>>83435184
Oh so he is eating uranium, plutonium and thorium is what you are saying?

>>83424638

Great now he is gonna dedicate a whole book around this and fill it with WORDS WORDS WORDS

>>83435220
PAD and Johns Aquaman are great though

>>83434684
>their biomass is generated from their bioenergy
literally meat from the meat dimension
do you even ohotmu

>>83435068
This doesn't even count as a retcon. If it was a retcon, it should establish a new status quo where these missiles exist or where She Hulk is now extremely weak. If it's the former why they didn't use the missile against the celestial? if it's the later, why is She-Hulk all of a sudden so weak?

>>83435230
Actually yes

>>83434934
>I miss Pixie
the baseball bat didn't

>>83435011
It is completely different, the fact of the matter is that Bendis in numerous occasions has done ass-pulls like this. It is just not necessary, it is not good story telling, there are some general guidelines and parameters that have been established by the previous writers and Bendis just ignores that, continuously.

In that panel alone you have:
>Thanos punching Medusa and not destroying her face
> War machine firing a supposedly Thanos killer missile at arms length from Thanos
> War machine firing such a powerful missile without any type of fixed targeting system, something common in Starks suits
> She-hulk taking the hit and subsequently dying
> She-hulk dying despite the fact that she has healing powers
>War Machine having "Thanos destroying missiles" that nobody knows about

Previous writers have established the universe throughout the years and Bendis's one page contradicts a few big key points. I could let that slide if it was just taken as a 1 issue thing, but again it's something Bendis has done repeatedly, just look at his take in the O5 or his Guardians vs DnA's. Even within the context of his own issue the general situation in which She-hulk dies just makes no sense. If Rhodey knows the fire power of the missile why would he shoot it so close to Thanos? Why not do it from 5, 10, 20 feet back? Just makes no sense.