Pedophile Hal thread

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>>83424148

Wow, oh, wow!

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>>83424148
>Pedophile Hal thread

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>>83424148
The Arisia Dilemma
>If you do it, you're a pedophile
>If you don't, you're gay

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>>83424148

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>>83424358

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>this stacked
>child
ok

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>my favorite character
>see this

what the FUCK

>>83425033
hahahahahhahahah what

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>>83424148
Stop ruining my childhood. Hal is my hero

>>83425033
Holy shit I audibly keked

>>83425170
You Hero is a Pedo

But his crotch isn't even in the frame.

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>>83424434

>>83426643
This is my fetish

>>83425033
Explain

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>>83425033
>>83424986

Hal pls

>>83425033
>don't be ridicks Hal, nobody would ever believe you're not a pedo

Did Arisa ever made bondage moves/dominated Hal ?

>>83424148

He gets called a pedo because she was an adult on her planet but, their years are longer. Is that correct? So she is like 10 on her planet but, that is like 20 on ours.

>>83426711
Hal is a child molester.

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>>83427135
no. that's why they broke up, she wasn't dominant enough

>>83427180
she was a teenager (like 15-16 or so) and she unintentionally used her ring to age herself up because she wanted to bang Hal

the thing about her planet rotating around the sun differently was a poorly thought out retcon later on to make the situation less creepy

>>83427180

If I remember correctly, she was 64 on her planet but 16 in Earth years.

>>83427180
Johns pls, she was clearly a child who aged herself with the ring.

>>83424148
>not pedophiHAL
Fuck you OP

>>83427233
Oh no, it's Black Hand! He's going to destroy all life in the universe!

Or maybe he'll just act out his Narutard fantasies...?

>>83427233
The 80s was a weird time.

>>83427233
Now I want to read this

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>>83426643

>>83427554
why would someone make a fake southpark screenshot

>>83427233
>banging space girls
Who gives a fuck about their age?

Is it sexually mature? Did it consent (preferably)?

>>83427638
>Is it sexually mature? Did it consent (preferably)?
Arisia did both, fortunately

Pedo Hal is a meme

>>83426643
>"It's okay for women to be pedos"

>>83427697
>not being /ss/
Get out normie REEEEEEEE

>>83427697
The /ss/ crew has arrived, gg.

>>83427720
>>83427725
Ahaha.

>>83427677
Goddamned stop taking the bait off the hook, I'm running out of frogs.

>>83425033
>>83424148

What is the space age of consent?

>>83427638
She was the equivalent of 13 when she made advances at him. He rejected her until she accidentally used her ring to age her body and mind to adulthood.

>>83427759
Hohoho

>>83427813
Hehehe.

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>>83427779
>her body and mind to adulthood
Sounds like fair game to me.

>>83424434
Wouldn't Wonder loli be the more aggressive one

>>83427779
>>83427959
>He rejected her until she accidentally used her ring to age her body and mind to adulthood.
I bet that'll hold up in court.
But your honor, she has the mind and the body of an adult! I swear!

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>>83428021
Probably.

>>83428073
But it's obviously not a child anymore, mentally or physically. Laws aside, morals and ethics say you can and probably should bang it.

>>83428073
>But your honor, she has the mind and the body of an adult! I swear!
well, she literally did

>>83427779
>aged her mind
How does that work? She still only had 13 years of experiencing life.

>>83428258
teenagers and adults aren't at the same level of brain development

she missed out on all the actual developing and skipped straight to an adult brain structure

>>83428301
How much experience does the ring have?

This is all purely conjecture; which is fun but the fact of the matter is he was with a girl who was physically and mentally an adult.

But if Hal was really a pedo, wouldn't he have wanted to bang her BEFORE she aged herself? And then lost interest when she became an adult?

>>83428258
Ring magic.

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Stop making these threads. The joke is dead, and the faggots of /co/ are bigger pedos than Hal
> loud house fags, I'm looking at you.

How come I love /ss/? I can barely self-insert anywhere into it

>>83427574
For le upboats :^)

>>83429035
You can self insert into anything if you aren't creatively bankrupt.

Can someone explain all this? literally all i know is that i watched that one animated movie of short stories and i wanted to fuck that space elf.

>>83432576
see >>83427233

she aged herself up to fuck Hal, people thought it was weird at first but ultimately let it go, geoff johns retconned it later to make it slightly less creepy, now it's a meme

>>83427554
People want their sons to get laid and for their daughters to remain pure. That's the hypocrisy behind it.

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Arisia is best girl

>>83435422
Where is Hal's right hand in this image?

>>83435731
on Arisia

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>>83435731
On the right place

>>83435422

I don't know, the purple ninja chick was pretty awesome.

>>83424148
I forget was she sexualy mature for her species

>>83424163
Looks like an adult to me got to be at least 13 probably 15 or more

We need to go younger it's hotter that way

>>83432854
If people got over it why the retcon
It says right there she aged up mentally as well which while butfuck retarded pretty much makes it fine

>>83427592
I like

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>>83436002
Why does hal jordan want to fuck jailbait?

>>83436098
because who wouldn't want to?

>>83428301
I would be interested to read a series about a child who got an adult brain structure without the expirence that usualy comes with it.

Did they cover that here or did she turn out pretty much fine what run was this stuff

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>>83436098
He just really likes to put his dick in a lot of things.

>>83435363
Looks like this might explore what it's like to have the sudden brain changes I'm gonna check this out for sure

>>83436098
By definition everyone wants to fuck jailbait.
If that weren't the case they'd just be called "teenaged girl".

>>83435731
On his hip you can see the ring

>>83436098
She's 17 space age of consent is 15
Took them a long time to come up with that pretty much everyone wanted 18 or 13 they went in-between to avoid to much argument

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>>83425033

>>83436002
>Ollie

Fucking savage.

>>83436002
So if I ever get transported to DC by some weird cosmic storm and get put up at Hal's place, I make sure he orders takeout.

>>83437681
I bet hall has a fancy space fridge that keeps food for decades

>>83436134
Captain Marvel?

>"if she 10 I'm 10"

>>83438007
Wouldent that cause incredible pain to her

>>83438234
She's a big girl

>>83427180
Uh, the "longer years thing" was a retcon, actually. Originally she was simply implied to be a kid and everyone was like "what the fuck?!"

>>83428258
She's a woman, they don't progress past 13 anyway.

>>83436002

17 is legal like 99% of the earth and I'm sure the rest of the universe.

Do it faggot

Why is it that an underage character fighting villains and rescuing people in life and death situations is perfectly fine, but the moment sex comes up they are suddenly too young to know what they are doing?

>>83440884
Even a pedophile could understand it's not the same thing

It's not the typical violence is ok but sex is icky problem a child is meant to have violence there not meant to have sex.

And this comics sure as hell not saying she's niave there are very few such characters left in comics it dident make sense a few decades ago and it makes even less sense now it's just not a thing

>>83424358
Batman is both

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>>83436002

>>83440884
Because Batman did it and he's the mentally soundest out of all of us

>>83428460
See >>83427233
Hal: I don't reciprocate your love
Oppai Loli: I know you did when I was a loli

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>>83441414
>Green Lantern? I'm Sinestro Corps

>>83425033
>favorite hero
>doesn't know it's an edit
Casual

>>83435964
I have seen 13 years old girls with a body like that.

>>83424148
nice

>>83441782
even younger then

>>83428191
>and probably should
Ah 4chan thanks I needed that

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>>83424148
I prefer Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Hal myself.

>>83441495
Bah she's a child she doesent know what she's talking about

>>83441921
I'm not sure what's more unbelievable that it got 7 issues or that it was approved by the comics code authority

>>83441959
Oh wait I just noticed the edited CCA badge
Neat

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>>83437635

>>83441959
It's an edit ding dong

>>83426711
she aged her body to match her age on other planets instead of the youth she'd be on her own, iirc.

on her own planet, hal would be a child molester, but everywhere else he's golden.

>>83441972
Oh shit it's an auctual 5 page comic that exists
I'm pretty sure it's all just dialogue edits though

>>83442100
Well I know that

>>83442129
So he can't meet her parents

>>83442248
I think they're dead anyway, so he's good

>>83442248
p.sure her parents were former GLs and both dead, if not her entire home planet.

>>83442288
Requesting arisia and hal my parents are dead edit

>>83442400
>>>/r/

>>83442520
Wait I knew they made a seperate workspace /r/ for some reason but I dident know they made the old one explicitly adult

/qst/ and /wsr/ were mistakes

>>83442562
*Seperate worksafe /r/

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>>83424148
Who thought that this would be a good idea?

>>83442628
are you saying it isn't
I mean, look at her

>>83424148
But she has breasts man breasts

Excellent thread guys

>>83436002
Jesus christ.... That dialogue in the third panel. Did Bendis write this?

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>>83442741
man breasts?

>>83437635
I was expecting a young boy to be Batman's turning point.

>>83444409
Mark Waid did

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>>83445512
>man breasts

>>83442628
Fucking Englehart, man.