If this was real, what would you do with it?

Fuck it

>>83402851
Fight crime/kill people

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>>83402871

pet it

>>83402871
Well at least your honest.

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>>83402871
>>83402900
I wouldn't be surprised if there WERE fetishes based on this green glob

have it Full Tour me

>>83403212
Ever heard of slime girls/boys?

>>83402871
/thread

>>83402851
Weaponize it after I fuck it.

>>83402871
this is the obvious and only answer

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>>83402851
I'd fucking eat it.

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>>83403212
Slime is 3rd best girl.

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>>83402851

Just imagine sticking a straw in it and sucking it through, watching as it struggles to get away but is stuck to the straw cause of the suction, and knowing it's demise is just around the corner. It'd squeal, it'd squirm, it'd writhe in agony as it slowly became food for you. The best part is? You weren't even hungry, you just wanted to see if Flubber could feel pain...and turns out it could.

So yeah, I'd eat it.

>>83402851
Shove it up my ass

>>83404134
Fucking this, imagine what that thing can do to your ass.

>>83404368
Didn't it crawl up someone's ass in the movie? Also how is this /co/ related.

>>83404403
Pretty sure it did.

>>83404403
>>83404465

I think a guy ate it and it shot out of his ass

>>83404581
kek, call me a manchild but that sounds retarded and funny.

Show it to the mods so they could tell me whether it was /co/ related or not

>>83402851
I mean, all that comes to mind is sticking my dick in it.
What else could you even do?

>>83402871
I came into this thread and told myself "I'll leave /co/ forever if the first reply isn't "Fuck it". Here's to another good year, /co/mrades

>>83402871
Came here just to make sure the first reply was "fuck it"

/thread

>>83404696
>put it in your ass
>put it in your dick
>split it in two and tape it to your nipples
>throw it through a neighbour's window when they're out

>>83402851
Create infinite energy using their goo or probably gravity shoes

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>>83402871
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>>83404134
>>83404368
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>>83405473

Flying car, faggots.

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>>83402851
Kill self with it.

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make a youtube channel about it, make a lot of money by making dank memes and then fuck it with mayo

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>>83402871
Holy shit, first response.

Never change, /co/.

>>83405702
hello ethan