Describe A Girl Worth Fighting For

>>83391050
this thread looks interesting, i'll see what other anons post before posting my version

>>83391050
No woman is worth fighting for. Let them rot. Hypergamous Briffault's Law upholding parasites.

>>83391050
I would like a girl who yells when I offend her
And who makes it hard for me to know her gender
Someone who turns our lives into a social justice war
That's what I call a girl worth fighting for.
Don't call her girl, a girl worth fighting for.

>>83391321
I want a girl who never smiles
Who only frowns or barks
Who takes away my porn
And reads to me from Marx
She'll slap my face if I indulge in any humor
And force me to watch Amy Schumer

>>83391594
She will make me say the real Thor is Jane Foster
And the guy we used to see is an imposter
Someone who turns my hobby to a never-ending bore
That's who will be a girl worth fighting for

>>83391321
>>83391594
>>83391716
kekd

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Damn /co/ is more depressed than i tought, it is almost /r9k/ level

man im glad i have never seen a sjw in my country

guys you should just man up and stop giving a fuck about sjws, it makes life way better

What?

>>83391321
>>83391594
>>83391716
Quality posting

I don't feel like rhyming. I figure a girl worth fighting for is like anyone else worth fighting for. Someone who believes in helping others, and in doing their best even when they don't think success is likely. Someone who understands that people are difficult, and the world is only occasionally a good place, but that doesn't mean that life isn't worthwhile or that people aren't worth helping. Someone who can appreciate the quiet and brave the storm, when that comes. And, of course, someone who understands that love is about partnership and camaraderie, and all things being equal. A girl worth fighting for is someone who will fight alongside you, and who you can fight alongside.

The woman worth fighting for is one who fights your battles with you.

A girl who trully loves me.

>fighting for a girl
>not having a woman fight by your side

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>>83392400
I'll never know that feeling

How about a girl who's got a brain, who...always speaks her mind?

>>83391858
You're right but SJWs literally force themselves down everyone's throat

a girl who doesn't talk much, down to fuck and cooks my food.

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>>83392478
what?

>>83391050
A girl who splits the fucking bill

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>>83392603
You'd figure with all the talk of feminism nowadays this would be more common.

>>83392599
that filename
10/10

>>83392665
>implying feminism is about equality
Ah, the dreams of youth

>>83392478
Nah

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>>83392478

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>not wanting a girl paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars.

>>83391050
I want a girl who isn't who isn't a trap
but skillful with a stap
Who is not grossed by lube
but loves it raw up the ass
With huge tits and huge hips
and always ready for the D
tha's my gf a girl worth fighting for

>>83391594
actually laughing

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>>83392478

>>83391050
My girl is aways on my side
With his soft skin and handy skills
But I'd better put her on ice
For with cramp I start to feel

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>>83392478

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>>83392902
>stap
What?

I want a man who is big and strong
And has hair that's really long

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So I laughed and smirked,
to show her my demeanor.
But the joke was crass,
I knew she wasn't eager.
My girl left me there
With bedtime hair
And walked out of my life

Hey! What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for!
Wish I still had
The girl I'm fighting for

>>83392478
As long as my manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her

>>83394313
>>83392902

shit, meant to type strap instead of stap

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>>83394319
Hey bby want u sum fuk?
6'2"
Bench 210lbs
Hair is a 16" long
Friends have compared me to pic related

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Dark skinned
Big ass
Cute smile
Can cook
Kinda goofy

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>>83392478

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>>83392478

How about a girl who isn't drawn, who pays me any mind?

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>>83394395

>he thinks he's such a ladykiller

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>>83392478

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>>83392478

I want a man who's tall
And hair is like fall
Rhyming is hard

>>83391050

I would want your mom.
A girl worth fighting for!

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>>83391050
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends

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>>83391858
What does this thread have to do with sjws?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
No girl wants me,
Because I'm as interesting as wood.

A girl who...uh...

Fuck it, I can't rhyme.

A girl who's sexy as Hell, has a dominant personality, smart, tough, and will boss me around and treat me as her personal property, deep down knowing that she can do so much better.

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I just want a girl who shares my interest or at least doesn't judge me for being 20 and having interest in cartoons and animation, would be cool if she were an artist too so we can bounce creativity off each other.

I just want a girl with a nice personality.
and a cute butt

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I want a man

I need a girl who likes the same things I do with the intensity I do, and hates the things I do a bit more than me. She should definitely be more outgoing than me, and a big ass

>>83397588
Somehow you're still not as gay as this guy. >>83392478

How bout a girl who's got good taste
Who always buys great trades
Who'll hang out next to me
At my L. C. S. For days

She's taking me to Cape flicks with her
>because she masturbates to Downey Jr.

Evans Ruffalo Renner

Mmmm

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>>83392478

>>83397126
Man, Cake is such a middle band. I don't want to say they're average because that would be bad. They aren't a bad band, they're just probably the most all-around OK band ever. No super awful or experimental or out there songs, all mostly just okay.

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>>83391050
>The only girl who'd love him is his mother

Oh god when did this turn into me?
It was a funny line once

I want a girl that's true and pretty
With a mind that's clever and smart
She will cook me delicious food
and capture my heart

>>83398008
They suck in concert though they get too preachy.

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>>83391050
A woman who thinks you're worth fighting for
instead of keeping an eye out for anything better

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>>83392478


well, that sounds nice to me

>>83397831
Well that's relieving to know

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>>83397907
Perfect

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>>83392478

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>>83394710

>Dark skinned
>Big ass
>Cute smile
>Can cook
>Kinda goofy

Found your match anon

I'm gay

A guy with a voice like thunder
Who's always in control
And my booty he will plunder
or really any hole~

A hot bitch who knows how to suck
A sexy bitch who knows how to fuck
Im cumming deep inside of that pussy, the sex is insane
But somehow she's not a mindless bimbo and has a brain

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>>83392478
will this be on reddit? include me pls

>>83391050
Girls with big dicks

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>>83392478

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>that feel when you'll never be the guy a girl would actually want

>>83391050
"I want her bigger than shamu;
stretch marks upon her scars.

Her fat with crush upon my length;
Call her a freight car.

Yeah never mind, it's been awhile since I tried to write any lyrics and this is ass.

I want a girl who loves me
Like I want to love myself
With a cute face and rockin' tits
She'll add her comics to my shelf

We'll Netflix and chill from dusk 'til dawn
and get so hooked on shows, we'll forget the sex
She'll keep me warm, and glad, and more
And when we bang, we'll both get wrecked

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>>83392478

I've got a girl back home who's not like any other.

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>>83392478

>>83397907
Jajajajajajajajahajaja

>>83405024
Man the only girl who'd love you is your mother

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>>83391050
I'd love a girl who's a dork and geek with candor
A girl who draws and writes, and a true-blue animator
This woman would have an ass to match her acumen
The type of girl that could trade opinions on X-Men
She's what I'd call a girl worth fighting for!


I already found her.

A girl with smoothest skin around
And hair long full of shine
A perserverant soul to boot
Who hasn't time to whine
A shapely bod, and gentle nod
me to improving
Just enough a nudge to get me moving
(Galvanize, win the prize, capitalize (for her!))

Sure alone I'm quite content at taking things slow
Given my history, trust is quite hard to show
Still deep down I find, I wouldn't mind
To join for true l'amour
With the sort
of girl worth fighting for

We've all in our own way become
elitists by excess
It's not enough to work through things
Go Gold and damn the rest
But Gold is for the Golden
And though my shit don't shine
I wouldn't be here if I was the front of the line!
(Let's. Be. Hon-est Here!)

So I guess in summary she's a broad concept
(and there's no pun in-ten-ded)
No particular pattern set's what I'd just accept
(well maybe not butter-hea-ded)
Just a gal who's cute and smart to boot
And someone to adore
Someone who'd be
A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOOOOR

God this was faggy I'm going back to finishing up Farscape

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>>83392478

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>>83398008
I really like them. What does that say about me?

My girls loves any kind of pet,
But loves nothing more than her cat.

She doesn't easily get offended by every word she hears,
And laughs her ass off when I make a joke about 2 bears.

Her hair is anything but blond,
Because of arian boys, I'm not very fond.

That's what I call a girl worth fighting for.
Yes, that's what I call a girl worth fighting for.

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>>83392478

I would want a girl who's cute just like Kamala
And more loving than Bendis loves a dollar
With her dark green eyes, and luscious thighs, more hot than Carol Corps,
That would make her a girl worth fighting for!

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>>83392478

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>>83404374
>that feel when you one day could be

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>>83392478

Girl who is sicker than your average nigger killer

>>83392105
thats some experimental verse
I can dig it

>>83391229
Well aren't you fun at parties

>>83392665
Sounds like you need to find better women to date, all the chicks I've dated have even paid for me.

>>83391050
>not a slut
>actually female
>quiet
>smart
>not social
>likes the same things I do but not to be cool
>has own opinions but not too deviated from mine
>white

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>>83392478

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>>83392478
...Nah

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>>83392478

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>>83392478
this totally wasn't posted by a girl

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>>83391321
>>83391594
>>83391716
Vocaroo, NOW!

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thicc , kinda short asian battle waifu

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>>83392478

I'd like a guy who's kinda shy,
Nice, funny, doesn't lie,
Pretty would be a nice plus too
Tall or short is up to you
Who likes to talk about so much
Life, art, science, books and such
A bit childish deep inside
Kind, loyal, he'd be my pride
Always curious and enthusiastic
A guy like this would be fantastic

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