Mom edition
Previous Thread: >>83357443
>"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed] http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
first for ban
Here we go.
pearl is the cutest mom
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
tfw when you realize pearl is the most "real" of all the characters in SU
Fuck yeah Pearl thread <3
To the guy who wanted the cock edit
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16989
You're welcome
>>83362234
>res too small
>>83362227
It's true
>>83362237
gj on not freeing yourself from this mortal coil anon
Any edit requests tonight?
>>83362171
first for foreshadowing?
>>83362232
>being this new
>>83362171
Wanna gag on her dick to be honest
>>83362269
This with lapis.
Bonus points if you use the shows text
>>83362269
replace Steven with wander with any seen
so pearls are supposed to be like secretaries, maids and arm candy right?
I wonder what homeworld pearls would think of sword fighting, spaceship piloting, robot building CG Pearl?
hope that comes up in the show or a comic or something
So, all the early SU designs are canon forms that the gems took in the past, right? Does that mean at one point Sapphire had a hijab?also, how has garnet been poofed three or four times since the start of the series and neither ruby nor sapphire have stars?
>tumblr faggots think bismuth is a random gem shown during that one episode
oh my god I really do take you all for granted
>>83362268
Thanks man, you anons helped me a lot
>>83362269
With Jasper
>>83362171
post no lewds this thread
>>83362171
That's not Square Mom
>>83362307
That's the theory here too. People decided she was important because she had an extraordinarily detailed and unique design compared to other gems in the same sequence including a complex color scheme
I WANT A MALE GEM QUARTZ BOYFRIEND TO POUR TOONS OF GEMCUMLIQUID INSIDE MY HUMAN BOIPUSSY AND SHAPESHIFT HIS COCK INSIDE OF MY ANUS AND EXPAND IT TILL ILL EXPLODE AND THEN HEAL ME WITH GEM MAGIC CUM SALIVA
>>83362277
Nah I would say that was in Story for Steven when Rose lands gently
>>83362340
Best ship.
Who is she??
>>83362304
They all secretly envy her
>>83362307
>>83362350
We've literally seen a bubbled bismuth already.
Admittedly it could be a different bismuth but still, weve seen them before.
>>83362269
This with Peridot
>>83362367
I don't ship Steven with anyone 1000+ years old
>>83362277
There is a ton of foreshadowing in this show. And if it's not actually foreshadowing something, there's good chance that they'll call back to it later on, anyway.
For instance, the time chase in Steven and the Stevens has a brief scene where they flash forward to Ocean Gem four episodes ahead of it.
>>83362363
>tfw this is just steven's version of pearlmethyst art if he went on /co/
>>83362277
OH SHIT HE FLOATED THAT TIME AND STOPPED BECAUSE HE STOPPED BEING HAPPY WHEN SHE LOOKED AT IT HOLY FUCKI bet everyone already knew but I haven't been in past threads since that episode aired
>>83362352
Can Steven spit heal broken entrails? If so, this would make a great animation.
>>83362369
The Memer
You don't need to call upon her
she got yo nombah
Tiger Mom and her little Tiger Millionaire incoming
>>83362404
Steven has shit taste
>>83362399
Yeah I fucking love that they had the ocean gone in one of the scenes
So why the hell was Lapis just standing there in the middle of a Warzone
>>83362406
...no fucking way you can describe Steven as being happy before he started falling
>>83362373
Ugh, they all look real high maintenance. The only gem you need is an Amethyst. Pop her down in your septic tank and you're set.
>>83362269
Lapis failing grades through college and getting depressed, Lapis being smug
>>83362424
>Armpit hair
Go fuck yourself, really fuck you man I hope you get some sort of wi-fi induced cancer so you are never able to post anything on the internet ever again piece of shit motherfucker
>>83362472
because it must have been a sudden attack when you think about it
think about when a city gets attacked unexpectedly
>>83362379
her gem could be a different angle than the one we saw. Alternatively, it could be fluorite, but that is a more complicated answer. Occam's razor says bismuth is more likely, but personally I'm torn
Personally, I want fluorite to beA complete psycho with an eye gem and luck mainpulation powers
>>83362472
She gets lost sometimes. The better question is why Woolie would punch her? She already had short hair.
Its probably because she wasn't a Jade or Emerald.
>>83362478
well not necessarily the happiest but he was clearly trying to be positive about the whole situation when following her
>>83362472
Because it was an abstract scene, as demonstrated by the silhouette art style. It's used to show that we are seeing a representation of a story being told rather than the events as they actually occurred.
>>83362498
Septic tank? Nah just throw her in the ocean
>>83362472
It's a metaphor, dipshit.
>>83362472
The most common theory, with over 7k notes on tumblr is that Lapis was a war reporter who got too close to the action
>>83362472
>>83362538
>>83362550
why did lapis bother using her stupid mirror powers if it didn't even show a proper scene? why didn't the writers just show it as steven's imagination while lapis told him the story
the answer isEMOTIONAL MANIPULATION (of the viewers)
>>83362605
Fuck, now it's canon
>>83362605
Shut up and go make me some cartoons.
>>83362510
I actually almost didn't post it, but that was the only picture I had of them on my phone. I think it's gross too, but you don't need to go into an autistic rage about it.
>>83362305
What if they're top secret HW moles planted to watch over Rose Quartz's gem?
>>83362472
Her fight-or-flight senses are faulty.
>5000 years ago, Lapis didn't fly off fast enough so a big hulking gem caught her and had her way with her
(Bismuth)
>less than a year ago, Lapis didn't fly off fast enough so a big hulking gem caught her and had her way with her
(Jasper)
>>83362277
What if Steven was a moon boy because he was so excited to be on the moon, and he adapts to gravity too
>>83362304
scary at first, but over time with the show's positive themes, inspired
leave ptsd gem alone
>Lapis Crushes Peridot's Tape Recorder
>"What were you stuck in a Tape Recorder too"
It took me way to long to figure out that was a sick burn by Peridot
This is the blue gem.
>>83362641
I can't draw.I can write pretty imaginatively though
>>83362304
>>83362304
Arm candy in general but yellow diamond uses hers as a secretary.They also make good confidants for gems tired of homeworld's bullshit
A good number of pearls belong to warriors(hundreds of pearls and 3 diamonds) so seeing a pearl capable of combat and engineering should be awe inspiring deep down.
>>83362648
You're joking right?
>>83362642
fuck you I'll go into an autistic rage about anything If I want to, that's the main reason I come to 4chan you disgusting degenerated jasperfag
>>83362665
lapis part corrupt confirmed
>>83362665
>(Jasper) had her way with her
Implying Lapis didn't rape Jasper into submission for months
I shouldn't have watched the French episodes the first chance I got. I should have paced myself, because I just made my own personal hiatus longer that way.
>>83362673
>"H"
>""R""
>"""E"""
>>83362676
>>83362673
>Intergalactic.
>Gem.
>Empire.
>>83362350
Can I get a pic of the gems you all are talking about? Bismuth?
>>83362472
I don't think Lapis actually recorded herself doing that.
Think of it as dramatic storytelling where she's standing in the breezy fields and then the scene suddenly shifts to her shell shocked in the middle of the battlefield.
The point of the her backstory was to show Steven that she was in a neutral position during the rebellion and was passed around like an object from HW to CG.
>>83362676
Thanks for letting us know.
>>83362665
Lapis is going to want a round 3, she's used to this
>>83362472
>Steven: It's okay, I understand, I just wish we could've hung out more. I feel like I only get to see you when something horrible's going on.
>Lapis Lazuli: (looks relieved) That's just how it is with me.
I think she was doing something against the CG. We clearly saw her silhouette in the answer as part of blue diamond's court (unless that was another lapis lazuli). They're all on earth to discuss the ongoing rebel activity and were even attacked during the meeting. It makes very little sense for lapis to warp to Earth post-Garnet as a tourist/civilian during an active war.
With lion holding bismuth and his appearance and disappearance in same old world I feel that both of them are going to meet soon enough.
>Lapis will paint bismuth as a monster with the crystal gems agreeing with her.
>Garnet and Pearl will remember her as a savage
>Bismuth tries to get her story across but no one will listen
>She runs away and hides until Steven finds her
> He wants to hear her side of the story
>She tell him the truth that lapis was pretending to be a civilian and was getting intel or Bismuth caught wind about the doomsday weapon.
>Poofed lapis to get information from her later but HW gems got to lapis's gem before bismuth could retrieve it during the fight and took it with them.
>Rose saw this and thought Bismuth attacked an innocent bystander.
>Rose was full of rage but couldn't bring herself to crush an ally decides to bubble her instead.
Rebecca even said that manipulation is a big part of her character.
>>83362673
it was a great line
>mfw
>>83362694
Anon pls
New opening looks great!
>>83362399
Damn, really? I never noticed and that ep is in my top 5.
>>83362791
No prob Bob
>>83362769
This is her but the colors have been modified. I was trying to see if I could get her day pallet through some hex algebra but it failed since the same math didn't render Lapis the right colors
>>83362701
Okaydouble clod
Peridot must never stop being autistic. She's my hero
imagine being so broken for the loss of the person you loved that you attack the child you consider your son
imagine breaking free from being a slave and going to war just to end up trapped in a jail for eternity
imagine despising a child for taking away the only thing for what you stood for, you fight for and the only thing you loved
>>83362367
This.
Which Ruby was your favorite dude /sug/?
>>83362831
it's "anon"
>>83362816
Solid mang
>>83362879
Lewdly Dressed Rubies
>>83362850
Oh no I can't believe we wore the sane thing on our date
>>83362849
Anon, if you're gonna post Bismuth, at least post the real one.
>>83362670
>Lapis summons [VITAMIN C]
>>83362768
>>83362734
>>83362673
>/his/ memers
>>83362879
Leggy>Ruby>Navy>Eyeball>the other ones
>>83362900
.....uh yeah
>>83362816
>Rebecca even said that manipulation is a big part of her character.
The only time I remember her saying this was in a sort of offhanded comment at a panel. Like sure, I can see that part of Lapis when she tricked Jasper into fusing, and where her misguided emotions made her think she was helping Steven by being trapped underwater.
I don't think Lapis is being intentionally malicious, but instead she primarily acts on her own selfish accord rather than considering the thoughts of others.
>>83362943
Now there's a bow on it. Happy?
>>83362946
boy couldnt resist pounding that short hair girl.
cant say i blame him.
>>83362849
>>83362946
>Bismuth
I hate this meme
>>83362816
If that wasn't Lapis in The Answer, that would be a cheap tactic on Crewniverse's part to mess with us.
>>83362673
>Homeworld
>Rose's
>Empire
threadly reminder that Steven is a Homeworld spy
>>83362987
Sure now why don't you come say high to my friend over here
>>83362992
True, but I do blame him for giving up a threesome with lesbians for Mahvel.
>>83362996
>easter eggs are just a cheap tactic to make kids' shows deeper!
>>83362996
Silhouette is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger.
>>83362855
I can't believe there are actually people that like this spastic cunt for her shitty personality.
>>83363032
Yeah, he dropped the ball on that one. I mean he didnt so much drop it, as he dunked it in a fag basket.
>>83363036
>>83363037
>same time + 1 second
>same post number + 1
>>83363036
>>83363037
HIVEMIND
>>83362996
There are multiple Lapis', smart guy
Post theories
>>83362289
Don't we all?
>>83363022
Ayy lmao
>>83362816
>lapis revealed to be a villain
i don't know why but gems turning evil give me one hell of a boner
>>83363067
It's the hive mind
>>83362823
Every time.
>>83363077
The others appear to have the same gem but this particular one that's separated from the rest matches her silhouette QUITE well
So what if homeworld invades Earth, the diamonds fuse into a planet size fusion, and our last hope is the cluster that somehow takes form around the earth?
BEST MOM
>>83363048
were you trapped in a tape recorder too?
>>83362816
I want Woolie to become a Crystal Gem.
>>83363087
Oh wow Jasper you're soooo strong why don't you come over and help us out
my WIFE
don't TOUCH
>>83363122
It's true
>>83363065
He chaos dunked it, killing his chances of getting an opportunity like that ever again.
All glory to the meme gem!
>>83363122
She's pretty but she's actually a terrible mom.
>>83363087
B I G N I P P L E S
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>>83363036
>>83363037
Gem hivemind
>>83363150
People that still complain about the lack of male/masculine gems baffle me.
>>83362304
I like to think she something like their version of Conan the barbarian.
>>83363150
Ew no I don't fuck Pearls.
>>83363087
you fucks need to take your autism back to /trash/
I think Jasper and Rose are the same size.
I want to see Jasper reformed and enjoying Crying Breakfast Friends
>>83363122
best everything
>>83363113
>Steven fuses with the Cluster as a last ditch effort
>He becomes a god-like being and single handedly defeats the Gems Asura Wrath's style, button prompts included
>Upon defeating the Diamonds he reverts back to his form but turns out that the cluster has permanently fused with the Cluster as indicated by the shards coming out of his back
>The scene zooms out to reveal that Steven and the others are being watched by an enigmatic figure
>"Sir?"
>"We always knew the hybrid was a coming storm but now with that kind of power, he is a bigger threat to us then Homeworld could ever wish to be"
>Camera pans out to show the initials M.I.B. on the wall of the watcher's room
>>83362406
oh shit this makes sense
Like yeah, he wasn't full of joy or anything which would make him float upwards, but he was able to hold a level float as he jumped across the platforms because he really wanted to follow her. Then the look she gave him made his heart sink, and him literally.
You know, it really pisses me off how SU has some of the most complex characters in any series I've watched, but also so many boring ones
Pearl is a former slave who became unhealthily attached tot he person who freed her. Even after her master's death she struggles to care for the child she left behind who loves her unconditionally but that she can't admit she hates.
Greg looks like a dumb loser cartoon dad but actually loves him enough to build a house for him and never live in it himself so he isn't seen fighting with his son's godmothers. He is caught between the knowledge that he may well bury his son who can never live a normal life, and the fact that the safety of the world depends on such a sacrifice
Amethyst is a child forced to grow up too fast after her mom died and raise her brother. all the while she spends her days pretending it doesn't hurt when she's reminded that she was born to destroy the world she grew up on, and only didn't because she was born handicapped
Meanwhile, we have simple characters like the green meme machine, the annoying tagalong kid, the stoic leader who's two lesbians in an overcoat and the angry cheeto
I always get hung up on the idea of the Gems as a manufactured species (or any other similar concept, like with Transformers). I've actually been thinking a lot about it lately, and I know there's no evidence for any of this but here's my headcanon as of this point:
Injectors are actually an artificially accelerated version of Gem's 'natural' development. Part of the reason they seem so warlike as a species is that combat is a part of their ancestral reproductive cycle (Like a more violent form of fire ecology and necrotiny). The largest fragments of gems that are shattered in combat would burrow into the ground, take up the fertility of the surrounding soil, and over the course of a thousand years, develop into a fully formed gem of similar kind to the original shattered gem, but with environmental influences and lamarkian developments, at which point they would emerge from the ground. Small fragments decompose and help re-enrich the environment. Natural gem growth results in a slow drain of nutrients from the soil, no different from an Earth plant taking in minerals to grow, and Homeworld's crystalline floroids had no trouble amending the soil of a Gem population kept in check by their own self-destructive tendencies.
>>83363242
The remaining two or three freaks do need to leave.Their waifu is in the worst possible position to be in and even if she somehow gets out of the crack she won't be accepted by the CGs now that it's confirmed they pity the shit out of Lapis.
>>83362171
What's up /mlp/? Have you bowed to the most powerful being in the multiverse yet?
This >>83363266 was meant for this >>83363118
>>83362605
that's interesting, but I don't really see how the HW empire would need a war reporter.
I figured Lapis would have been down on earth to remove the ocean like she did in Ocean Gem, but then got caught in the middle of the sudden war.
>>83363189
There's no need to be jealous, Peridot.
>>83363205
(YES! I was hoping you'd use that image next)
>>83363278
What ABOUT Ruby and Sapphire?
Those two shits got some development but it's still not enough for a definite character.
>>83362673
I don't think Peridot knew about her mirror situation. She as just referring to Malachite, but then inadvertently described Lapis's previous containment as well.
here /sug/ have a shitty blue gem
do gems poop
>>83363290
Territory was fiercely fought over because whichever faction of primitive gem controls the ground where a 'newborn' emerges can then raise them in their tribe, with gems of enemy types as a subservient lower class (like many varieties of ant do). Some time in the past eon, one tribe (Diamond, presumably) eventually overtook all others and brought about a one-world government, organizing the other gem tribes into roles based on their strengths. Needing a new way to reproduce without anyone to fight, criminals, political prisoners and dissidents became fodder for shattering. Large chunks to be sewn, small chunks to be used for technology and industry.
With the streamlining and industrialization of this 'harvesting' over time came injector technology. Now gems could be raised in a fraction of the time, in a predictable and tuneable fashion. Traditional tribal roles were selectively cultured into highly rigid castes. This further suppressed dissent, and the now all-consuming industry of harvesting's demands to be fed were met with those deemed 'defective' who did not fit the mold of their cast or were merely mediocre.
But Injector harvesting was much more resource intensive than natural gem development and Homeworld rapidly became a barren wasteland of industry, prompting the aggressive expansion of the pre-Crystal-Gem Homeworld Empire.
>>83363299
Ew, walking cancellation, go back to the /trash/ where you belong.
>>83363304
I was thinking Gurren Lagann myself
>>83363260
Rose is flippin' ginormous
>>83363352
Amethyst does.
>>83363260
They are both Quartz, Rose is just a more feminine version.
>>83363347
Nice! I remember when you posted the line art
>>83363352
yes, but they don't need to.
>>83362943
>The sane thing
>sane
I know what you meant but that just puts some great mental images in my head about gems and ptsd
>>83363352
Steven does.
>Pearl wants to feel stronger
>Likes'em big
>Jasper is starting to like fusion
I want Jaspearl to be a thing
>>83363359
>Said the anon posting on /mlp/
For an anon that claims he cares not about UG, you guys get triggered awfully fast.
I'm the Batter. I've been assigned to a sacred mission
>>83362673
>>83362768
>>83362734
>>83363011
>Not realizing Pope Leo III gave Charlemagne's Empire the inheritance to Rome's title, making it a legitimate, albeit bastard, successor to the Roman Empire
Pearl would be ashamed at your lack of historical knowledge
>>83363424
Could not possibly be any more unhealthy
>>83363352
Everyone poops.
>>83363330
I was tempted to roleplay with you, but unfortunately I wasn't the anon you were talking to before, just happened to have the perfect image.
>>83363429
Ew walking cancer, go back to /trash/ where you belong.triggered yet? ;)
>>83363366
I think a big part of it is her hair and choice of dress.
>>83363453
Well Pearl isnt exactly.........healthy
>>83363410
steven is not a gem
>>83363424
congrats! you understand the ship!Now embrace it tenderly.
>>83363466
>I was just pretending to be retarded
/mlp/ you are hilarious!
>>83363262
I want to see Jasper reformed and enjoyinga big bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.
>>83363150
>>83363205
>Jasper and Pearl find out about sexual roleplay
>Begin roleplaying "captured rebel"
>The episode where they explain to Steven what a safeword is
>"So you see Steven, in this situation, "stop" does not actually mean "stop"."
>"Instead "Fusion" means stop, and "I surrender" means "harder"."
>"We'll discuss exactly what the chains are for when you're older Steven."
>>83363292
Nah, it's fine. Jasper is gonna come back and be an antagonist for a while. She may get redeemed, but not anywhere in the near future. You can't get rid of us Freaks though.
>>83363366
Imagine how fucking huge Steven will be as an adult
>>83363505
Ew, walking cancer, go back to /trash/ where you belong.
>>83363305
nah, Lapis could have removed the whole ocean in a single night, but from the look of it, all of it is still there.
The three most popular theories (two of which come from me) are the war reporter thing, the idea that Lapis was the scout who found earth and declared it a colony, and the idea that she was half of blue diamond (obviously not mine)
>>83363331
Ruby is dull, but Sapphire is actually a kind of interesting figure. She's a stoic determinist who lived her life having never felt uncertainty until one day the future didn't repeat itself and in a heartbeat she sacrificed her self to live with someone whose actions were always different
>>83363352
>>83363459
>>83363514
I want to see Jasper reformed and enjoying anime, which she thinks is human history.
>>83363530
he is estimated to be around 7' to 7' 1/2 feet tall when full grown.
>>83363533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLBspo6tNnI
>>83363556
Steven
>crying breakfast friend
Amethyst
>Lil Butler
peridot
>camp pining hearts
Jasper
>Lonely Blade
>>83363530
I don't need to imagine. I have an extensive collection of fan art depicting precisely this scenario.
>>83363352
Only if they eat.
>>83363544
I still can't believe Amethyst canonically potty-trained Peridot
>>83363453
This is /sug/
Things... can always become more unhealthy
>>83363266
>Steven rallies the cluster by reminding them what Homeworld did to them
>They consent to his command
>Shape-shift into a compact form, as to exit the Earth's core without destroying Earth
>Bash YD's shit in and force her and her army to flee
>Defuse
>Steven is there, but the Cluster is still together
>The cluster is too angry to de-fuse from each other
>tfw the Cluster became the Geo-weapon YD wanted
>tfw however, it has achieved it's own sentience
>And it wants to pay Homeworld a visit
The Diamond Authority was fucked
>>83363122
now that Peridot is most likely going to be the techfucker, what does that leave Pearl? They don't make seem as smart anymore compared to the first season.
>>83363556
she'll watch Tenchi Muyo, and think it's based off Steven's life.
>>83363278
I'm amazed you can appreciate Amethyst but not Steven.
Jasper's had very little screen time, and Peridot is very good at articulating herself when she needs to, like when she was talking to YD and with Lapis after her recorder broke.
Garnet, eh... Hopefully the show focuses on her being so easily prone to violence at some point.
>>83363514
>not having her enjoy a nice bowl ofFrosted Flakes
Theyre grrreat!
>>83363580
Woah
>>83363556
So you want her to be Undyne
>>83363556
I do want /lit/ Jasper, and for her to read about the Wedding Cake.
>>83363538
I think Lapis was always going to be a temporary visitor. She's not part of Blue Diamond, but I think she's a higher-ranked gem (mostly from her line in Mirror Gem about used to being somebody). Either she was unaware of how bad the war was actually getting, or was sent there to use the Earth's oceans against the Rebellion but caught in an ambush.
>>83363405
thanks! I'm not perfectly happy with it, but hey, it's practice.
>>83363584
Ew, a triggered cancer, go back to /trash/ where you belong.
How's it going? Sorry for the wait.
So what's the deal with humans? They're basically walking sacks of bacteria and meat.
>inb4 Pearl throwing up in the distance
Welcome to Night /sug/, ya knuckleheads. I'm your host, Officer Larp Lazily, tonight was... Kind of boring! What kind of person would I be if I wasn't honest?
I'd be a Crystal Gem.
But I'm here to give you the after action reports, the skinny, and the breaking newses. So let's do it already.
>One anon is dissatisfied as the show isn't gay enough for him. He wants male gems, but can't genderbend, because he knows them in his head, you see.
>A domestic dispute escalating as no one can agree if the late Rose Quartz is Big McLargeHuge or Rip Torn sized. That dress certainly isn't flattering.
>Ian Jones-Quartey revealed to be Frozone. Is this where he got his idea for Lakewood Plaza Turbo? Probably. But nobody cares enough to consider its origins.
>Bloodthirsty Anons mild sauce'd at the continued existence of /sug/; eager for the thread to go on hiatus again so they can continue to post about inferior waifus and The Illustrious Mr. Bat vs Ultra Necksnapper
>And finally, Frybo continues to be a creepy nuisance. Local Pizza Warlord Magistrate Kofi Pizza seeks to press charges and incite civil restraunt wars.
That's all for now. Stay Tuned after these messages.
>>83363631
Jaspertale flashbacks
>>83363614
Garnet/Jasper
>anger issues
Pearl/Lapis
>self-worth issues
Amethyst/Peridot
>indentity issues?
>What if Rose is just pretending to be Steven?
>>83363587
>I must learn how to do this "Boomerang Blade", it appears to be without equal according to these earth data logs
>>83363440
The Ottomans are the true inheritors of the mantle of Rome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQviG5yxIo4
>>83363556
She'd love Berserk.
>>83363440
>legitimate successor
>bastard
No.
The Eastern Roman Empire is a far more legitimate Rome.
Plus the Pope is a fag.
>>83362277
Anyone else catch in When It Rains when Pearl considers tying Peridot to a leash in the yard while they're gone, then in Back To The Barn they actually follow through on that? Cracked me up real good.
>>83363700
>And Greg was pretending to be a human
Tweests for all.
>>83363647
You know we'll be back there in a while, don't you?
>>83363587
I can imagine her seeing something of Inferno Cop quality but really getting into it because of the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy0E-1MD0bw
She then discovers more anime and becomes a huge weeb.
>>83363652
You are hilarious. I love you
>>83362300
Did what I could
>>83362302
>>83362331
>>83362501
Kinda need a source to see what I can do.
>>83362393
Will do.
>>83363652
Thanks for the update newsanon
>>83363711
This is actually funny. Is /his/ as hilarious (either intentionally or not) as /fit/?
>>83363680
>identity issues
Yeah that works, both of them had to find their own individuality after escaping their former roles they were created for by Homeworld. That is a huge identity crisis.
Im surprised that in the time travel episode Steven never thought of going back in time for more Cookie Cats
>yfw
>>83363640
I'm still for either of my own theories. Either she was a scout or a reporter
>>83363716
She wouldn't watch inferno cop. It's hard to say what she would watch though, I bet she'd complain about unrealistic fighting styles.
>>83363716
Connie/Japser bonding time
>they say "Itadakimasu!" before chomping down on watermelon
>>83363781
Shiva?
>>83362171
When Lapis was introduced, I loved her. I was stoked about her FINALLY coming back and then she wound up being the personification of "heh nothin personnel kid".
I want an episode where Steven gets sent to an alternate universe. Where everyting has gone to shit because Rose died in child birth and instead of a Steven, there is just a dead Rose Quartz Gem.
Homeworld has taken over again and is Gemforming the world. So they halted the cluster them selves. Garnet, Amy, and Pearl are locked up somewhere.
Steven is in the remains of the Temple and finds Rose's dead Gem hidden away in what was Pearl's room. Steven uses his spit and love pshyic powers to bring Rose back to life. They have a nice introductory moment. Then they break the Crystal Gems out. All the Gems them help send Steven back to his own world.
>>83363731
It aint half bad
>>83363680
actually, based on how quickly Peridot was able to reform, I think she is quite confident in who she is.
>>83363781
artist?
>>83363781
>MFW
>>83363787
>Jasper decides to teach Connie how to fight.
>"Anyone who can handle Rose Quartzs blade is worth my training any day."
>>83363715
Why do you even care? Better yet, why do you give him attention? It's just one asshole. Don't you remember when /sug/ was banned? Half of /co/ hated us.
>>83363652
Thanks for the action news update, Chief Corespondent Newsanon
>>83363781
I KNEW IT!
>>83363716
>>83363787
God damn it, we need fan art of Jasper being a weeaboo PRONTO.
did the crew say somewhere that Rose could have had a 100% human kid but didn't?
>>83362725
It's completely miserable. Almost a month to go still.
>>83363802
this is a meme
>>83363858
Why are you feeding him, it's just one guy seeking attention.
>>83363652
with anons like you, why do even need a /sug/ simulator? nice job
>>83363769
It can be pretty funny, but it's slow and there are a lot of threads where people just argue about religion and then other people come in to argue with them about whether or not discussion of god or the bible actually belongs on /his/.
And every single person is an armchair historian, naturally.
>>83363888
That's what i'm saying.
>>83363866
We need Jasper with a dakimakura
>TFW I haven't made any progress on my writing in a month
>>83363883
no, it's only an in-joke
>>83363868
Don't know. I think the point of having Steven was that Rose wanted to be human, not to have a child though.
>>83363781
>>83363825
X-Man i think
>>83363599
>I still can't believe Amethyst canonically potty-trained Peridot
Too bad that didn't make it in
>>83363617
has someone drawn her as Tony the Tiger on the cereal box?
>>83363781
Connie turning into a gem tickles my dick but you'd think Steven would've noticed when they fused.
>>83363787
>JAPser
heh.
>>83363829
It's great, I mean /sug/oi
>Anime fan Jasper argues with Ronaldo about dubs vs subs
>>83363781
>stevens anticipation on getting to see some tiddy
this is great.
>>83363787
>watermelon
BRUTAL
>>83363999
>I've got this
>Subs for the majority of the time
>Dubs for the occasional good dub.
>>83363781
haha what
>>83363999
>at the end of the episode they agree that it's dependent on the anime
>>83363700
this thread is going by so fast no one will see that pearl is gay
>>83363963
>that connie
i heard that x-man draws good connies every once in a while here but god damn muh dick!
does he have a blog?
>>83363935
Of Rose of course
>>83363700
do you believe?
>>83363804
Why? She literally had no time to develop. Her personality wasn't and still hasn't been made clear. There is no reason for you to be pissed about it. You probably just projected for so long because of the hiatus and got some retarded expectancy in your head. I don't see any other reason for you or anyone to have any dissapointed reaction to her attitude now. What the fuck did you expect
>>83363704
Turks can never be Rome's Inheritors
>>83363711
While I agree with you, this is according to Western legal codesThe Pope, at the time, felt as though the Byzantines were too greek and Heretically Orthodox to be a true successors of Rome. So to snub the Byzantines, Leo III gave the title to the powerful, wealthy, stable, up and coming Empire in the West. The Byzantines ultimately didnt really care what the Pope had to say, and so they continued with their thing
>>83363781
Ho shit that'd be awesome
>>83364040
>being this wrong
>>83363804
She's not edgy, she's not evil, she's just sick of being abused and only trusts Steven
When is this show gonna go on hiatus again so that you guys move back to /trash/?
>>83364097
Never
>>83363883
>kapowie
>>83364065
>Jaspearl ship intensifies
>>83364061
I saw
>>83363963
>That connie
My first time with a boner to connie, never thought that would happen...
>>83363804
Go back and rewatch Same Old World. That's probably the comfiest Lapis we'll be getting for a while, unless she shows up in the townie arc.
She's obviously not gonna act sunshine and rainbows around Peridot or the CG.
>>83364069
>>83363262
I want to see Jasper reformed and working part time at the Big Donut
>HUMANS! COME BUY OUR SUGAR COATED LARD RINGS OR FACE YOUR IMMINENT DEMISE!
>>83362510
Welcome to SU threads
>>83364048
>enter a big debate about Solar Scouts and Tigercub G
>>83363804
>tfw distant emo girls are my fetish
Lapis became best gem.
>>83364065
>>83364110
>>83364061
It's not that Pearl is gay...it's that the gay is Pearl.
>>83363437
I see you're reference, and I appreciate it.
>>83364079
Ottoman Empire < Byzantine Empire < Roman Empire
>>83362510
/sug/ is a very cancerous thread. It's full of nothing but that part of /co/ that constantly gets accused of being Tumblr.
>>83364112
>>83363963
only other thing i have saved from him thats blue board safe.
Okay, so they're all named after the location of their gems:
Leggy-newbie Ruby
Eyeball-punished Ruby
Navy-faggy Ruby (gem on the navel, not a gay joke for the US Navy)
Army-ninja/buff Ruby
Doc-I don't remember where their gem was but whatever.
>>83364140
>Name the quantity and style of lard ring you desire human!
>Hmmm these look kinda old, can you make a fresh batch
>..........Im not allowed to bake.....
>>83364214
Who gives a fuck where we go
>>83364214
>Everything except for /co/ is cancer
Everything in /co/ regardless is just cancer.
post your rare pearls
Wait do we get to keep our generals for reals this time? I haven't heard any mention of them throwing us back to the [trash]
>>83364178
Yesss, there's at least one more like this
Where Jasper is writing a creepy letter to Rose and she reads it
>>83364182
What is with Garnet and acquiring booty?
>>83364248
only as long as episodes are airing
>>83363963
looks like that weekend with the Kanker sisters had long lingering effects on Connie...
>>83364236
>>83364222
post the rest on /trash/
>>83364231
>Going to tumblr
Yeah. It's kinda obvious.
what episode was after Lapis seeing Peri in the barn? I thought it was something called like barn mates but I dont see it in the list of mega links.. did I miss it?
>>83364223
more like
>leggy: gem on leg
>eyeball: gem on eye
>navy: gem on navel
>army: gem on arm
>doc: leader dwarf
but fuck those names
>>83364264
Mods are salty of how much fun we have
>>83364254
>Hmhmmm... Ruby
>Ruby
Is this her cuck fetish kicking in or just a juke.
>>83364225
A baker's dozen is really gonna fuck her up
>But one dozen is the quantity of TWELVE. Who is this Baker?!
>>83364236
>>83364254
Why did she say Ruby
>>83364140
Holy shit, this is fantastic! I'm definitely drawing this later
Lady of the meme, screams "kapowie" and is green
Can't help but wonder if she'd like to taste my ice cream
>>83364292
Barn mates
>>83364295
>Not liking punished ruby, newbie Ruby, Faggy Ruby and Ninja Ruby nicknames
I bet you are also a jasperfag
>>83364222
i have this from him.
>>83364326
>Jasper has to watch the instructional video
>>83364301
>>83364317
AU where Ruby is her dance instructor or something, and she constantly teases Ruby. her blog is pretty nsfw
>>83364313
Saved
>>83364248
Considering the next episodes aren't far away (2 weeks), that's the probably why.
>>83364140
>>83364222
>>83364354
I've saved a couple of my requests i got from him.
>>83364348
eyeball, leggy, navy army and doc are much easier to remember (i swear they made navy effeminate on purpose)
>>83364390
>that smile
I'm scared
>>83364397
are your requests perchance....sfw?
>>83364409
She's actually more dead inside than lapis
>>83364267
>>83364313
none of those are rare, i have those pictures
>>83364423
Just this two parter.
>>83363781
ok imagine Connie being the Steven-equivalent of a diamond (IE a diamond gave up their life to make Connie)
How would the two of them feel about it?
oh yeah and also
>mfw
>>83364201
ottoman cannon balls can't breach theodosian walls
catholics did 1453
>>83363528
>>83363224
>>83363205
>>83363087
So much Jasper posting.
I thought it was only lesbians who found her hot.
>>83364390
Spooped
>>83364453
>>83364431
?
>>83364462
They have freaky, unholy, hybrid sex.
>>83364472
only lesbians and closeted fags find her hot
>>83364431
sorry man, I don't sort my Pearls by rarity so I'm just picking randomly
>>83363769
Nah, but if you can stand the religious wars some memes are good.
>>83364431
Oh yes and this is so fucking rare
>>83364390
YO FRYMAN, I'VE GOT A ROCK HARD GEM RIGHT HERE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>83364472
Jasper is the best gem and has so much potential of becoming even better character wise if she's not killed off.
Amethyst will always have a place in my heart but it's mostly Jasper now and I can partially thanks /sug/ for that.
>>83364462
>how that would make them feel about ithorny?
Village people rubies when?
>>83364472
>that half buzz cut
A shame i dont have any vomiting gems
>>83364480
not my sort of thing but now we're getting somewhere
>>83364236
Post only your best Jaspers.
molest
>>83364488
oh jeez
>>83364554
No image dumps, go to /trash/ for that
>>83364513
rude
>>83364472
I want Jasper to princess carry me.
>>83364524
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN VAN!?
>>83364554
Only the best for you /freak/
>>83364524
Greg, that is sick and wrong and you will probably end up in hell.
>>83364554
>>83364479
>two parter
so no dewey boning ruby?
>>83364545
thats not rare at all, at least try anon
>>83364472
that haircut is disgusting
>>83364554
Got a few more good ones.
>>83364575
Says the person shit talk mine and other anins pics
>>83364534
Seeing that pic reminds me. This one anon said he got an idea for a mind break story involving Yellow Diamond spoiling and treating Jasper by dressing her up in dresses, giving her gifts and treating her like a child and Jasper slowly losing her edge and becoming soft but I'm not sure if they ever went through with it.but i'll write one if theirs a demand for it
>>83363936
Tell me about it, I haven't written at all in four months. Though, taking a break has let new material for lewds make themselves known. pic related.
I can't wait for the new intro
>>83364585
>>83362393
And also done.
>>83364566
Whoops, sorry. Wasn't aware of that
>>83364513
God damn wtf is wrong with her nose
>>83364554
Big Buff Bara Butt
>>83364636
Nigga you are not one to talk
So has that artist made porn of Connie yes or fucking not
>>83364588
It is I who am the smartest, most sexually attractive gem who must lead this team..................Garnet what do we do?
>>83364466
kek
Thanks for the laugh.Also the defenders were fending Turkish incursions through breaches in the wall created by Turkish canons. They would have succeed but SOMEONE left one of the doors through the wall open, allowing Turks to rush in and open other doors... I'm not saying it was masterminded by Pope Nicholas V, but it was masterminded by Pope Nicholas V.
>it's a half hour rock opera episode
>>83364502
I want to provide medical attention to an injured Pearl
>>83364610
when i say rare pearls i mean pearl pics that arent posted a lot, that one definitely is posted a lot
>>83364636
that doesn't look like pearl at all, why people with technical skills tend to do such a horrible work translating the characters
>>83364588
WE ARE IN THE CRYSTAL HELL RIGHT NOW
>>83364223
>Doc-I don't remember where their gem was but whatever.
She had a chest gem, but she's called Doc because Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs joke.
>>83364691
yes
>>83364645
ive never seen any of the pics im posting on here. and that pic is from twitter, retard.
>>83364714
I haven't seen this in like a week
>>83364730
probably because they decided their style wouldn't work well with staying true to the character designs.
I think it's fine either way.
>>83364691yeshttps://a.pomf.cat/ldtnjf.png
>>83364754is anyone going to post em on /trash/?
>>83364755
Reminder:Lapis had it coming
>>83364783
>pearl with titties
no
>>83364785
lmoa, thanks my negro.is there more where that came from?
>>83364691https://a.pomf.cat/ldtnjf.png
>>83364735
WE
ARE IN CRYSTAL HELL
EVERY GODDAMN DAY
I had no idea current pearlfags were so mean to each other. Whatever happened to comfy Pearl?
>>83364786
i don't have them, just saw them a couple times on imgur
>>83364828
AND MAYBE IF WE CHANT
How does Homeworld explain the etymology behind certain gem names?
>Rose Quartz
What is a rose?
>Rainbow Quartz
What is a rainbow?
>Tiger's Eye
What is a tiger?
what were the gems doing during the roman empire days ?
>>83364812
Fuck you Woolie!
>>83364845
i dont know but i dont like it ;_;
>>83364783
that's incredibly lazy.
>>83364636
>short nose
>SHORT FUCKING NOSE
fuck
>>83364816
She can be well endowed if she wants to be
>>83364894
play age of empires 3
All these threads just make me hope that the townie arc will have Gems
Will it?
>>83364894
Hunting down corrupted gems and making sure humans stayed on the other side of the wall like the sign says.
>>83364850
we always fins the meth
That's why the people of this world masturbates
>>83364904
Woolie is best gem.
>when you're the lord of the universe
>>83364472
3 of those are me, but yeah Jasper is my favorite. She has kool stripes, and she's hot.
>>83364913
one could argue that it's not drawn as big anymore
>>83364907
you say that as if you've drawn fanart before.
>>83364965
to gauntlets, armrest, and toil, and shaving
>>83364236
>>83364826
i dunno maybe?he used to take requests in trash often so im assuming yes?
>>83364975
>they're shrinking pearl's nose
>while Lapis' nose is getting bigger
>>83364906
Lion is not for lewd.
What is it?
Do you bring your waifu to work with you?
>>83364966
Yeah youre right, Liam is worst gem
>>83364554
Tiger mom is best mom
>>83364978
not all art is fanart anon. stay in your comfort zone is the worst thing thing you can do
>sun araw is now doing the soundtrack to SU
what happens ?
>>83365011
He hasn't shown up in /trash/ or the flockdraw for awhile. It's assumed that he's dead.
>>83365024
not what we're here for
>>83365014
Lapis' nose isn't the only thing getting bigger.
>>83365027
>working at target
you guys are the "you tried" of retail jobs.
>>83364975
It isn't, which really, really sucks.
>>83364932
Who knows, hopefully they won't be as bad as Season 1's townie episodes
>>83364554
I want Jasper To come back with a small crack in her Gem, which gives her amnesia. Similar to "The Fremergency Fronfract"
>A Townie Finds her and hilarity ensues.
>>83362269
Ronaldo saying Hail Sneeple
Template included
>>83365071
This made me laugh. Her eyes seem smaller actually
It's connies eyes that are blowing up
>>83364996
If you're horny and you're on the rise
You can count on thef floor my dick is taking you down
>>83364554
I do it for her.
>>83365024
the minecraft world
>>83365024
the intergalactic jawbreaker, another nod to Ed, Edd and Eddy.
>>83364894
Probably spreading that awful christian cult.
ROMULUS and remus not JESUS of nazareth ok. praise jupiter.
>>83364890
Gems are robots. They auto-translate their speech, though their translation is technical and often mispronounced. Peridot refers to herself as Perry-dot despite peridot being pronounced perry-dough. Pearl calls her elbow a "fossam"
jasper is just a big dumb lying snuusnuu cheetopuff meme that needs to sleep in a dumpster
>>83365078
believe me, nobody thinks less of working at target than the people who work there
>>83365100
no. please no. that would be incredibly stupid. the amnesia card is the laziest thing they can do with her
>>83362694
Hail Homeworld
>>83365126
This artist truly makes the best Jaspers.
>>83365110
cuz we're jews and hitler always beats us
>>83365078
>tfw I couldn't get a job at target
>Snu Snu with Jasper
>"Um.....this might be a bit, unsafe Jasper
>"Dont worry, Im wearing a helmet"
>>83365190
>those man boobs.
kek.
>>83365177
Jasper has never told a lie.
>>83365189
After seeing videos of crazies coming in to yell about the bathrooms, I feel bad for you guys.
>>83365103
I'll try that one later. Kinda annoyed that there turned out to already be a template after I made my own mostly for pic related.
>>83365190
T H E C R Y S T A L H E L L
So there's no religion in SU correct? I'm guessing the gems put an end to all that with the war. Or were even worshipped for a while. During the winter eps no Christmas or decorations anywhere.
Also possibly no guns? Never seen a Cop in Beach City. Dewey has his guards but they're worthless.
>>83365193
Temporary amnesia for the lulz?
>>83365258
So you're saying fusion is a cheap tactic?
>>83365173
Actually, "Peridot" can be pronounced both ways.
The soft "t" is, of course, the faggot way, so I can see why you'd think it was right.
>>83365190
Delete this and think about what you did
>>83365277
Yeah Something likes this
>>83365294
It was 5 against one
Jasper was the weaker gem, it's only logical to fuse if possible
>Sweden censored Hit the Diamond
Late to the party, but did anyone find it amusing?
How long can Sugar skirt the line until something breaks?
>>83365190
>>83365300
>>83365300
i want to perido her to the cluster
>>83365173
pearl wants people to think she's smarter than she actually is and will use words like that to trick others
>>83365327
How did they censor it?
>>83363163this is kinda hot...
>>83365327
What exactly did they censor?
>>83365285
maybe if she's just pretending so the gems don't kill her and has to play along with steven treating her as a kid. that may be funny
>>83365337
Holy shit that got me good
>>83365190
delete this
>>83365337
I thought i was sick of the songegar meme but this got one last chuckle out of me
>>83365327
SWEDEN censored homosexuality?
Maybe they're finally trying to recover from the LGBTBBC.
>>83365214
>Not "I never believed in Steven".
>>83365360
>Steven makes her play patty-cake with Lapis
>>83365173
>gems are robots
I mean, I guess Gems technically ARE AI.
They're artificially made through different methods, and can even become corrupt over time too.
>>83365337
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet meemme bruh
>>83365327http://cant-get-enough-pearl.tumblr.com/post/145204838006/i-was-watching-swedish-cn-with-a-friend-this#notes
It's only from one blog, so I'm waiting for other sources to confirm
Harem ending is best ending
I'm looking for someone to help me draw my Gemsona. message me over skype @ thetf2gamer the user will appear as The Madness.
>>83365352
>>83365358
In the Swedish version they welcomed the Rubies with open arms, gave them a place to live, all the human jobs, adopted Homeworld culture and threw out human culture, and looked the other way when rubies raped people.
>>83365277
Onions mom had a shotgun
>>83365302
>>83365375
Okay.
I'm sorry.
>>83365356
It's supposed to be hot or it doesn't work.
I hated using those things.
What is it?!
>>83365337
Have a kek. Underrated post
>>83365434
an ominous triangle
>>83364894
sup consul
>>83365434
White Diamond.
>>83365434
it's a well drawnfoot
i want to be kidnapped and threatened by this ominous triangle
>>83365434
peridot's buttplug
>>83365414
Just commission an artist on Tumblr.
>>83365434
A White Diamond dildo
Whats the most awkward thing Steven could see Peridot and Lapis doing when returning to the Gaybarn?
>>83365011
More glorious Stevonnidot!
>>83365424
You're right! I forgot about that.
>>83365218
Jasper is a QT. I know there isn't much to her in the show but I got really infatuated with her character at least fanon-wise. A waifu-infatuation with Jasper is what got me started exercising, weightlifting and dieting properly.
We've been dead accurate with Peridemption and Dick-squad Lapis, lets hope Jasper gets her healing and redemption instead of just glossing her over as the bad guy.
>>83365489
THERE IS NO FOOT
This one needs to become cool again
>>83365529
Making gemsonas
>>83365529
Peridot guilt tripping Lapis into camp pining hearts roleplay because she broke her recorder
Did you guys know that lapis lazulis dissolve slightly and become weaker in water?
>>83365620
Did you know they stink like farts when you cut them?
>That's why bismuth jumped away so fast
>>83365579
>Not Hum-sonas
>"Now Lapis, my Hum-sona is named Perry and she's awesome"
>>83365491
>she will never take you prisoner
>>83362269
This with Greg?
>>83365407
I couldn't get the vid to load because I'm on my phone but I did read the text. So they censored Ruby snd Sapphire flirting? That would cut like 2 minutes from the ep
>>83363341
I think Peridot did know since Jasper seemed to when she was trying to goad Lapis into fusing to destroy the CG.
>>83365620
Of course we all know that, that's why she's dying, that's why she's slowly been dying since she was released from Malachite.
Should Peridot get a more earth-like form?
>>83365285
peridot says she can fix her. she says she'll show her stuff to help her to remember her who she used to be. next scene is peridot arguing with the gems about how she had so little to work with. for the rest of the season jasper is nothing but 80s action movies one liners
>>83365658
>>83365491
>you will never feel the satisfaction of slowly descending into madness as she manipulates you into giving useful information
>>83365529
Peridot trying to put the alien boxers on a sleeping Lapis.
>>83365573
So does this'n
>watching SU for the first time
>get to the episode where steven abuses time with a hourglass
>by the end of the episode all the stevens die in the most horrific, painful sounding way
>steven is obviously traumitized by this
>there are now 100's of timelines without steven in them
Wow that episode got super fucking dark real quick.
>>83365687
No. Shut up. Stop that
We're only on page 3 you niggers. Calm down with the images.
>>83365678
Oh, yeah. There's that
I guess Jasper was present for the interrogation Peridot performed on her. They made it sound like Jasper was not directly involved there.
>>83365491
>you will never be threatened by best gem
>>83365728
People still say this? Here, have an image.
>>83365749
Didn't mean to quote
Why has everyone accepted bismuth as a character so quickly? Someone explain bismuth to me
>>83365720
Shhhhhhhh.....
No Anon, those Steven's just ceased to exist. Erasing those timelines, forever.
They're all gone, in the exact. same. way.
Have a nice day
>>83365720
not really. that time travel seemed to work like Futurama's. the original steven didn't didn't go anywhere, all the extra steven's were duplicates created by the hourglass
>>83365749
Hope you don't starve to death, anon. Love you.
>>83365749
So whTs going to happen
>>83365812
>lapis lazuli CP
MODS
>>83362369
>>83363278
Garnet is just as nuanced as the other three characters you like so much. I doubt you're still here tho so I won't get into it.
>>83365749
I just ate a can of beans for dinner.
Bread? Peanut butter? Eggs? Tell me you at least you know how to cook.
>TFW ate a peanut butter and mayonnaise toast scrambled egg sandwich for breakfast.
>>83365749
There's only one option
Eat your foot
>>83365377
>Spongegar
Get out. Reeducate yourself. That is not Spongegar.
That is his ancestor from SB 129.
How the fuck am I supposed to figure this out?
>>83365831
Anon's going to starve.
What ships do you guys have, if any? I like pearlidot cause they're both techy, logical nerds that have gotten most of their value from skill. I want to see them bond more, not necessarily romantically
>>83365489
We even looking at the same pic nigga?
That is one damn fine looking hand, Sucrose. Nice one.
>>83365874
Kek I know that feel
>>83365850
AMETHYST!
>>83365910
HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HIM
>>83365874
Try your best
>>83365876
Anon why are you not stealing food? I lived for a whole month like that
>>83365717
I liked old Peri better
>>83365885
steven and connie.
>>83365885
Jaspearl, Rupphire, and Greg/Rose.
>>83365749
if you don't want to look homeless just go to the supermarket and eat all the free samples you can. a lot of stores will give you for free the coffee really early in the morning. many fast food restaurants give you more food at night cause they'll throw it in the trash anyway
she isn't real
>>83365936
who
>>83365904
>>83365952
Maybe you'll get her back after she inevitably gets herself poofed.
>>83365936
STEVENS
>>83365975
STEEEVEENNN
>>83365960
>scar nose
this a thing now?
>>83365649
Really?
>>83365687
She was dying long before that, Anon.
>>83365977
PENIS GETS IN THE WAY
>>83365971
I was about to ask who you meant by "she" when I realized it didn't matter.
>>83365971
She is, though
>>83366016
HOW MUCH DID TIU GIVE HIM
>>83366016
it won't
So when is the next episode?
>>83366061
never
>>83365885
Pic related, jaspis, jaspidot, maybe Lapearl, and Rose/Jasper amuses me
>>83366044
who
>>83365960
I think you can't ignore that there are romantic feelings there. Look at An Indirect Kiss, rose's room, and Alone Together. I just kinda want them to remain friends
>>83365993
Scribble meme magic works on other drawfags.
>>83366068
Eh, we've had worse hiatuses.
>>83366061
In two Hiatus
>Jasper floating on driftwood in the ocean
>Picked up by Yellowtail
>Is polite because she's not stupid and has no idea how this "bo-at" works
>Eventually starts venting her problems out of boredom
>Yellowtail gives sound advice (that only Jasper understands), and Jasper starts respecting this human
>The conversation eventually drifts towards Rose, and what happened to her in the thousands of years
>Yellowtail says Jasper should meet the person who really knew Rose the best
>And Greg has never actually seen her before...
Calling it: Alone at Sea in a nutshell.The last three lines may be wishful thinking, but shut up.
>>83366077
JASPIDOT
>>83366016
That will not happen.
>>83366114
Greg likes'em big
>>83362947
sup /jojo/
>>83366142
but what if Steven's penis gets in the way?
>>83366114
Stevens gotta be involved somehow.
I like Pearl
But
She makes me sad
I want her to be happy
>>83366061
Tomorrow. Go get ready anon
>>83365749
Look for a food pantry/bank
>>83366103
>>83366068
>>83366206
so many liars when I just want a real answer
>>83366188
She'll be happy once Steven grows up. Steven is effectively a kinder Rose because of his human side. Don't worry, anon. She's going to be alright.
>>83366123
Jaspidot. That one line man
new leak incoming, ignore the .tumblrâ„¢
http://steven-universe-fan-blog.tumblr.com/post/145240505586/nickeberly-potatoxslayer-i-cant-believe
>tfw i have to find a way to break my magnum opus into short stories or Ill never finish it
>tfw the only way I can think of is to turn it into a bunch of urban fairy tales and give up on writing a bunch of cool plot twists
>>83365849
I am, no thanks to Optimum. Garnet's problem is that she doesn't have a ongoing self-conflict. She has no room to grow because she's always depicted as correct. If however the writers build on Hit The Diamond and adress how codependent she is then maybe she'll become a better character, but that by definition would require us to see less of her
>>83366232
Me too my friend......
>>83366232
It's actually in like two weeks or so.
>>83365836
Any old /sug/fags remember that time when someone posted ACTUAL cp?Good times
>>83366260
Alright that's clearly a dream. Who do you think he's going to contact accidentally?
Or is just a sequence from Chile Tid that I forgot?
but what ifsteban's genitalia turns out to be an inconvenience?
>>83366260
oh shit
>>83366232
Summer of Steven is supposed to happen around June
>>83366260
It's not really a leak. Looks like Steven is having another dream.
>>83366278
Good, i'm more interested in those two anyway.
Garnet doesn't feel like the type of character who should be the leader anyway but yet it's forced on her by default.
>>83366337
it is june
>>83366303
Was it the time somebody posted with their dick on a toddlers lips? That was the worst thread ive ever seen on /co/
>>83366337
Did they bunk the June 9th date?
>>83366328
I do not believe that will happen
>>83366303
It's wasn't a good time. It's one of the reasons why /sug/ got banned during hiatuses.
>>83366250
What line
>>83366328
YOUignoramus
When's he coming back damn it?
>>83366381
In Gem Drill
>Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired.
>>83366374
It seems like a lot of /sug/'s shitposting is from metas that aren't even related to SU.
>>83366337
Damn Steven has it good.
>Loving Father
>Friends with Everyone
>Son of Alien Jesus Christ
>Hangs out with Beautiful Space Women
>Beach front property
>A FUCKING LION
>>83366188
shes slowly maturing though, she doesn't seem sad at all
>>83365885
lapidot's the only one I give a real shit about (ever since I got into SU around the first bomb), I think jaspis and pearlnet is hot, and I approve of amedot and pearlmethyst even if I'm not that into them. Asides from that I'm down with anything if it's cute. Canon ships are good and I'm interested in the possibilities of jasper and lapis with the rest of the cg's
>>83366417
Oh and
>Superpowers
>Charisma on par with Adolf Hitler
>>83366188
That episode was pretty awesome
Pearl was trying to train Connie to be Steven's "Pearl", because she knew she couldn't be.
She was Rose's Pearl, and like a widow that wont remarry, she's dedicated to Rose for the rest of her days
I wish I could make her happy too
>>83366417
Hes not the son of alien jesus, he IS alien jesus.
Hes an all loving half-immortal born into exile and raised by a cuck (pearl/joseph)
I've got bad news everyone...Iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm Steven.
>>83366032
it's obvious to me that RS wants to transition into a man.
I think after su is done she'll go fulltime MTF
>>83366417
Don't forget a maybe girl friend that keeps him sane from his crazy life.
>>83366455
She's so much better than she used to be. Ever since making up with Garnet she has seemed so cheery.
>>83366488
I was never very good at my bible studies. Thank you.
LAST TIME ON CAMP PINING HEARTS.......
>>83366462
>Daily reminder that Steven can't draw for shit
>Daily reminder that the Crystal Gems can never foster any desire to excel in animation in Steven
imagine if Murdercock strikes again, and Steven gets a sister: Rebecca Lazuli Universe
>>83366402
Most people on /sug/ learned to to keep the shitposting here and it's not even that bad. it's just annoying and repetitive. The cheese pizza came from another board and some other guy actually hired shitposters to bash on /sug/. I remember when Steven Universe has been completely banned for a short while some posters were making crying breakfast friends and lil Butler threads trying to anger the mods
>>83366526
[Gun shot]
>>83366548
>LE MUDERCOCK MAYMAY XD
>>83366582
"Garnet wins."
>>83366582
MY LEG!
>>83366580
>some other guy actually hired shitposters to bash on /sug/
What a time to be alive
>>83366582
"Is that a weapon?"
>>83366629
>Hail Yellow Team
>>83366548
>fat girls
Gross. Only fat boys are cute.
>>83366611
>tries to make fun of a meme while ironic greentexting
>>83366582
GOD DAMMIT ARCHER
>>83366582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rNJp4p6qXI
>>83366582
But what if Pierre was not kill?
Great, now weve got an hour of posting with no pictures ahead of us
250 images my ass
>>83366689
BABU!!! SERPENTINE!!!!
>>83366712
all the pearlposting made it worth it
>>83366582
>mfw I was in boot camp when some fellow private mashed up his brains with a bullet he managed to smuggle in his boot
What a time it was
>>83366712
>An hour
10 minutes tops.
we descend into page 10 pretty quickly.
>>83366689
Oh calm down Brett. One bullet isn't gonna kill you.
I mean. Probably
>>83366771
Wait wat?
NEXT TIME, ON THE SEASON FINALE OF CAMP PINING HEARTS.......
>>83366712
Leave then you whiny faggot
>>83366817
[Gun shot]
Who else started trying to learn to draw because of these threads?
Do you also want to die whenever you see good art?
>>83366817
"WHEN THE FUHRER SAYS!"
>>83366817
[Honk]
>>83366834
Theres sand in the potato salad!
>>83366417
I was actually thinking about this earlier. Motherfucker has a perfect life and people who love the shit out of him.
>tfw steven's life is objectively better than yours will ever be
feels bad, man
>>83366817
I'll be theROOOOOUUNDABOUT!
>>83366817
[sexual molestation noises]
>>83366834
GOD DAMN IT ARCHER
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>83365407
SWEDEN YES
>>83366891
MUH
MUH
>TFW I have to re-write the entire cosmology of my fantasy setting to make a stealth pun
woe is my autism
>>83366859
you know, if the theory about Lapis being a scout comes true, she will literally be the gamzee of SU
>farts instead of honk noises
>started out as Steven's goofy mirror
>suddenly snapped and tried to kill children
>secretly the cause of every single conflict in the show
>>83366886
Percy have you seen my watermelon?
>>83365407
goteborgfag here, yes it was edited. but it was just the dialouge sorta, it's hard to explain in swedish what flirting was.
>>83366946
>TFW I have to re-write the entire cosmology of my fantasy setting to make a stealth pun
>woe is my autism
Nice blog no one cares
>>83362171
Which mega link has the most up to date soundtrack?
so where are all you from
>>83365749
Stop shitposting and sell your pc or phone
>>83365189
What about Canadians? Target management is so bad they couldn't move from America to maple syrup America.
>>83366971
there's not a word for flirting in Swedish?
>>83366975
nobody cares about you either. at least I discussed the show too
>>83366370
garnet's actual hijab was actually really cool-looking. The gloves were impractical as hell though. I wish they kept it
>>83366849
I welcome all fanart. Post some if you feel like it
Jasper is giant flaming hotcheetoof UNLIMITED POTENTIAL
Just think about it, holy shit. There are so many directions the crew could take with her, and how they could do it, my mind is spinning
Just starting from step 1 there are so many exhilarating possibilities - did she fall into the ground, near center or the earth, or ocean? And from there...
>>83366946
Good look writefriend
The invisible gem is outside!
>>83367037
Hope she becomes a fun, tough lug after her redemption.
>>83367077
*luck
Fuck
>>83367037
The two ideas that come to mind are
>1: she's cracked and without anyone to repair her she turns into a noodle the same way Amethyst did. She emerges from the kindergarten going drr drr drr drr drr drr...
>2: she's in the mantle and starts assimilating gem mutants for the kind of power that made her fall in love with fusion, subduing their screams with her force of personality
>>83367037
This is why I think they're gonna string her along for a while. She's the biggest potential bomb in the show right now besides actually visiting Homeworld
I cant rave to this!
>>83367080
TELL HER TO FUCKME!
>>83367037
I want an episode that is all about that step 1.
Just an unconscious Jasper falling into pit after pit, finding her way to the ocean, being pulled up by fishing nets onto some boat, eaten by a giant aquatic corrupted gem along with the boat, being grabbed by an even bigger avian corrupted gem after killing and eating the fish one, dropped onto the sky spire, kicked off the mountain by Steven Jr. Jr., and eventually finding her way to the barn through some continuation of the same dialogue-less, unconscious and extremely unlikely event one after the other.
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/737873292514758660
Why is Zuke suddenly going Kesha fangirl?
Why is Kesha's music suddenly considered good just because of a rape scandal?
>>83367183
A what?
>>83367116
Jasper would make for a very large bowl of spaghetti
>>83367116
That first option sounds reaaaaaaal likely. It would be the perfect segue. Jasper being incapacitated is the only thing that really makes sense for her to be talked to in any form of calm manner.
>>83367183
I fucking hate tumblr feminist and lesbians
therefore I fucking hate Zuke
At least becky is more of a hipster feminist or some shit like that
>>83367183
I don't think those two pieces of information go together
>>83367207
Fuck man, sorry that happened.
>>83367207>The recruiter didn't care/lied about it
That's probably the saddest part of it all.
>>83367207
Thats some Fullmetal Jacket shit
>>83367248
>implying being a hipster feminist is to the same thing as a tumblr feminist
Like who you like but don't spew some bullshit about why you like certain people
>>83367183
I mean, the youtube clip was pretty funny. Works really well with the dialogue from Steven.
>>83367207
christ man
>>83367293
go back to touch yourself to lapis porn zuke
>>83365337
that's pretty good
i kek'ed
>>83367261
>>83367326
It's alrightThank you though
Life's just a big journey. Just pace yourself and have fun with it. This is the life to experiment and explore. There's an afterlife, so don't sweat about this one too much
>>83367287
Yeah, the recruiters hardly ever get in trouble.
I hated "Doe's" mom even more though. What a shitbag who never did anything for the guy, leeached off of him, and would (by Doe's accounts) praise herself for being such a wonderful mother
>>83367288
'Cept no Drill Sergeants were (physically) hurt
The surges were a crazy time to be joining the military
>http://cant-get-enough-pearl.tumblr.com/post/145217231400/new-english-love-like-you-part-from-steven
Did I miss it here?
>>83367356
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83367356
You are aware that of all the crew Zuke is the one most like us?
You might want to pretend Matt is but he's far to witty and dislikes stupid shit so not much like an anon at al
>>83367009
there's a lot and the wrong one was used
zuke is here
>>83367419
Swedes "censoring" hit the diamond apparently
>>83367442
>You are aware that of all the crew Zuke is the one most like us
BUT ANONThat's exactly why I hate her the mostShe reminds me of myself and I hate myself
>>83367458
nah
>>83367442
Becky is pretty much a degenerate too
>>83367482
How and why?
>>83367458
Hi Zuke! Post tits
>>83367492
I'm sure most of her lapis folder comes from here
>>83367458
I wish
>>83367458
Hi Zuke! Post ass
>>83367458
>Zuke in /co/
>Implying she's not the one posting Lapis pics and asking about Anon's experiences in /trash/
>>83367506
I don't think it gets worse than EEnE porn
>>83367458
peridot is shit because your shit meme writing , pearl best gem
THIS IS A CUTE LAPIDOT
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/737874695266127877
>>83367458
you say it because of this?
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/737877196098928641
I don't think no one would start trashtalking about Kesha just because zuke tweeted about her anywhere else
btw stop projecting your shit taste into peridot zuke
that includes her liking Lapis
>>83367518
>>83367540
really? She's not here and if she was I doubt she'd stay.I wish she was though so we could settle this single-gem garnet thing once and for all
>>83367506
Yeah but sucrose managed to be successful and is basically living her dreams
>>83367542
>implying she doesn't lurk both threads
>>83367568
Hi Zuke! Post ass and tits
>>83367458
Hi Zuke!
Post Your thoughts on the Syrian Arab Army gains against the Islamic State and the Iraqi military/PMUs attempt to liberate Fallujah!
>>83367542
D-Do you think she's the Armstrongfag?
>>83367584
STOP LEWDING THE ZUKE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83367491
I love you, Amethyst.
do you think is actually possible someone from the crew had drawn porn of the showat some point and posted it her?
>>83367568
Wow we've both been here all fucking day
>>83363802
Would the four armed fusion of them be mechashiva?
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/737073046251413505
So what IS zuke's trademark, /sug/?
>>83367632
Their styles are VERY recognizable
>>83367552
:^0 cuuute
>>83367632
Sugar did it all the time
>>83367643
Messy hair.
i wish i could do something actually productive instead of being here
>>83367590
arabs aren't people. zuke has spoken
Zuke, if you are really there, please tell us the truth:
Are there garnets and opals that aren't fusions?
>>83367635
I know, I have no fucking life
>>83367643
Apathetic expressions.
>>83367657
>HARD MODE: can't mention fluffy hair
pretty sure "messy hair" counts as that
>>83367665
>Zuke
>Giving a fuck about any other gem besides Pearl, Peridot, or Lapis.
>>83367649
Yeah didn't it come out of a draw pile or something
The sad part is she almost certainly dose but because the fanbase flips shit about porn she's afraid to share it
>>83367662
I second this motion
>>83367696
I just want vindication
>>83362171
anyone have a mega for Barn Mates
>>83367697
if wasn't for the fucking normies we'd have official porn
>>83367665
>we're here together
At least we're stuck on this board together
>>83367649
Hold the phone.
One now give it back to me.
Did she really?
>>83367733
You know, and the children. I hate the kids.
>>83367665
i don't know, most of the times i just fap while I'm drawing so i don't really pay attention to the script
>>83367733
Bunch if cunts if you ask me
>>83367723
>HQ DL Links for season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts
try actually reading the OP
>>83367665
yea
>>83367552
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/737879562068103170
damn that's a neat way to show emotions trough body positions
>>83367643
lust for cocks
>>83367784
>no time stamp with face
>>83367697
>tumble flips shit about porn
Ftfy.
>>83367761
I highly doubt people behind cartoons cares about what the kids might think
I mean just look at thas Alex Hirsch asshole, he has been drunk countless times in public places and no one gives him shit for it, and keep in mind that he works on fucking disney
>>83367784
if this is really you, say it on twitter
>>83367828
You think Tumblrs bad? Reddits so much worse. You c's to even link to an artist SFW content if they also post nsfw stuff.
Christ I miss reddit but at the same time fuck em
>>83367856
Hirsch seems like a fun, family-friendly drunk
>>83367761
I'm pretty sure that if the adult fanbase was more recognized and normies weren't so hypocrite about porn they wouldn't have any problem posting some vanilla stuff on their personal accounts
>>83367856
Damn didn't know Alex was such a no duck giving dude
Has ward done any crazy shit?
>>83367881
Well he was fun on Rus Comic-con
When the FUCK will Centipeedle heal.
>>83367869
I wouldn't know, I never go to Dorian Rito's personal watering hole except for that one Keanu Reeves AMA.
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/737817472338821120
What the fuck is wrong with geminis?
Why the fuck does people unironically care about signs?
>>83367869
They post blushmallet all the time. You just had to put "warning: blog contains NSFW content" in your post title
>>83367905
Monster reunion probably
>>83367881
HEY KIDS, WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE DIE IN MY NEXT SHOW?
WE DID A SATANIC RITUAL AND FILMED IT FOR THE FINALE!
>>83367882
Haha nope
As a veteran of Reddit I can tell you the normy fanbase would loose it's shit over that
>>83367907
I would know, I once had the highest volume if comments on the SU reddit
>>83367932
>Implying that's not a "Ronaldo and other townspeople get together and watch more horror movies" episode.
Two threads away from page 10
>>83367881
isn't he also a liberal cunt? The kind that hates christians and everyone that doesn't agrees with his point of view?
I think he started ranting on twitter about some obviously fake christian saying that his show was satanic
>>83367917
Nope you now can't link to the blog at all, you have to post the image separately and explain that the blog has evil NSFW on itv
>>83366774
You lied to all of us.
>>83367972
oh great one of those folks
>>83367993
Eh, sharing pics there isn't important to me. they do have some pretty neat discussions, I also dip into Theory Tuesday every week
>>83368039
Username?
>>83368045
I'm not american so I don't, but as any sane person I hate extremists of any kind
>>83368071
Ha no I'm good
>>83367902
Ward's just neurotic as hell
>>83367970
I'll go to make tea for the next thread.
>>83362305
Woah woah woah who said this?
>>83367966
Quick! Knock on wood!
>>83367932
God damn right
>>83365119
Zuke, I know you're lurking this threads constantly and how much we love you. Please. If isn't yet, would you consider making this canon? It's just canon material.
>>83368045
>Deleted
that's what you get faggot
>>83368088
You dodged a very obvious bullet there
>>83368226
Man, I would love to see a Peridot x Lapis parallel fusion conversation to Peridot x Garnet's
>>83368218
answered in the next thread anon
>>83366638
>getting paid for shitposting
Indeed