/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Good enough.
Here we go.

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YO LISTEN UP, HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GEM THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING SHE SEES
IS JUST BLUE, LIKE HER, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

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tfw when you realize pearl is the most "real" of all the characters on this show.

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This is the mom gem

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Give me the source and I might let you live

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Last chance ta PLACE YA BETS!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10358780

What happens at the barn, stays at the barn.

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xth for my new waifu

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>>83352246
They are both Blue.

>>83352250
No really wuts with that picture man

>>83352250
tfw you realizes she just the only one with the most arcs and development

>>83352196
I would've liked to see Sapphire use her super speed without the long dress just to see what that looked like, but no, she had to keep up the ruse for like 10 more seconds before completely fucking up

Also this episode pretty much confirmed all those theories about Steven and Connie likely not being able to fuck without fusing

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>>83352267
And this is the son Gem.

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Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves so much more

So which /sug/ should we use?

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Nth for Peri a shit

>>83352299
I want Jasper, Peridot and Lapis to live in the barn together and work by this rule, ultimately breaking thousands of human laws

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>>83352196
Legs, you say?

Is Steven better educated than most humans, because of the high tech aliens he was raised by?
Did the the gems drop the ball with his education?
Are they just not educated in these matters themselves for whatever reason?

>>83352131
>Steven isn't he's male
That's why he needs that pudge to make him feminine.

>>83352319
she's worth it
>>83352305
think about it

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Reminder.

>>83352293
http://bumbleshark.tumblr.com/post/144593150640/bumbleshark-bumbleshark-bumbleshark
You're welcome.

>>83352328
Your wife is shit and deserves to be put back in a mirror

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How would Peridot react to this adorable kitten?

>>83352351
Being fat won't make him suddenly have a vagina.

Right?

>>83352305
It's a sad sheep

Because only pathetic sheep like Pearl

>>83352390
>imlpying you aren't one of the crows trying to scavenge

baaaaaaaaaaaa

>>83352383
He can shapeshift. If he really, REALLY wanted to have a vagina he could have one.

>>83352415
Typical sheep response

>>83352435
Imagine

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>>83352366
You may continue your existance

>>83352330
>Lapidot becomes a thing
>Jasper gets weirded out being the third wheel
>Repeatedly visits the temple
>Eventually hooks up with Pearl

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>when your adoptive lesbian parents have sex in front of both you, your close friends, other parents and the clones of one of your lesbian parents

do you want to add this 1080p mega folder to the OP
https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
it has the Season 3 itunes rips (plus 'say uncle' is in the correct season)

>>83352495
>Double worst ending
DROPPED

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>>83352301
Yuuko is cute. CUTE!

>>83352495
I'm fine with this as long as Jasper eventually gets in with that Lapidot action. And then Pearl, and then Amethyst, and then Garnet.

>the barn becomes an orgy house for the gems hidden away from steven

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>>83352301

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>>83352495
>not Greg

Zuke's not having a good day

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LION AROUND

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>>83352267
This is the best gem

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>>83352495
>pearl ends up attached to another big quartz with big hair

yeah that figures

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>The Test
Huh. The Sea Spire statue really does look like Blue Diamond.

Really, we should just start assuming that everything in this damn show is foreshadowing.

Pic most certainly goddamned related.
>PAY ATTENTION TO THIS IT WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER

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>>83352580
No, this is.

>>83352529
>Steven is wearing sandals instead of flip flops
treason

>>83352575
What have you done anon.

You have ruined it.

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>>83352560
TERRORISM in the CN offices!

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>>83352581
Why doesn't she attach herself to a big Quartz with big hair who actually loves and cares about her?

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Who is the phantom pooper?

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Good evening, and welcome to Evening /sug/ ya trogs. I'm your host, Lapis Lasuplex, with guest Shitty Orange Tiger Stripes.

We've got a bit of a haul this time! I had to.use the pooper scooper to dig into this.

>Is Stevidot the superior fusion? One conniefag doesn't use their brain and proposes its only possible via Stevonnie.
>has the SeaLimbs ship sailed once more? A nervous anon engages in freeform poetry with local favorite Lady of the Appendages.
>Apparently Vidalia has a massive dick. Is this the real reason why Marty Chonks left? Probably not. He's just a bitch.

Wow. Very exciting. Stay tuned.

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>>83352600
Good one anon

>>83352614
$20 says it was JQ

>>83352560
i hope she dies desu

>>83352246
BLUE HER GEM
WITH A BLUE LITTLE MIRROR
AND A BLUE WARP PAD
AND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HER, AND HERSELF HERSELF, AND ERRYBODY AROUND
CAUSE SHE AINT GOT NOBODY TO LISTEN (TO LISTEN to listen)...

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>>83352575
>>83352580
>>83352581
The Pearl is real.

>>83352637
Steven

>>83352614
>>83352637
IT WAS ME, DIORITE!

>>83352662
leave

>>83352614
It's sucrose for sure

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>>83352627
Because thats her son. Havent you seen all the mom gem/son gem posts?

>>83352639
You're reminding me of "The Deb of Night".

Don't stop.

>>83352246
Have I ever told you how much I hate blue?

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>>83352600
I agree

>>83352614
It's Ian's going away new year's prank

>>83352551
What's Pearl's problem? Is she afraid Greg gets Jasper pregnant, too?

>GAYBARN
I love that

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>>83352686
you first

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When will we see them again?

>>83352692
>incest is bad
Come on

QUICK QUESTION! If given the choice do you think Pearl would sacrifice Steven's life to bring back Rose?

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>>83352674
Oh yeah brother

>>83352592
Are you just going through the show again or are you watching it for the first time and posting your observations here?

>>83352738
Never.

The next time we'll see them, they'll be a fusion and that's how they'll stay for the rest of the show.

>>83352738
Never, because Zuke can't board anymore ever since the megaturd situation at the office and pungent smell of axe in her Uber ride this morning

CONGRATULATIONS!

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>>83352692
He won't be her son forever. After all, a lot of things can happen in a century or two.

>>83352781
I think all of the original crystal gems would.

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>>83352328
couldn't agree more

>>83352383
>Being fat won't make him suddenly have a vagina.
If he will be fat enough someone can fuck him between the folds of lard.

>>83352781
Without hesitation.

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>>83352781
No. No she wouldn't.

>>83352551
> Greg is so alpha an Amazonian Space Goddess willingly died to bear his child

Yeah he could pick up Jasper no problem.

>>83352789
We haven't seen Pearl wear armor.

In fact, we don't even know who wore the armor in Rose's armory.

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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

>>83352781
Nah, she seems to have moved on a little since season one

WHERES THE MERCH?

What happened to all those toys and shit that were supposed to be out for the holidays last year

>>83352791
I'm commenting on the reruns.

I'd actually like to discuss the show instead of pushing dumb shipping crap.

tfw you sexual intimidate zuke by being a moderately buff MAN

How much time do you spend on /sug/?

>>83352879
Are they rerunning from the begining?

>>83352879
Alright tough guy, what would you like to discuss?

>>83352868
Hot topic and the CN shop have lots if stuff

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>>83352604
Does it even matter? They're pretty much the same thing

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K A P O W I E

I'm uneasy that the image of Jasper being promoted everywhere is of her with a hamhand grip on Lapis' arm
>that's all we see of of her in the extended intro
>that's what she's doing on the new DVD cover
Even if she does get redeemed that's an unfortunate association to have being kept pushed until that point.

>>83352920
8-10 hours daily

>>83352781
No, other than that time she let him almost die.

>>83352930
Let's talk about the VAs

>>83352920
This is pretty much my first time here. I only just started watching the show the last day or two.

>>83352911
What does that mean anon

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>>83352949

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>>83352051

ok, so here's my crazy theory guys.
What if Rose had (fought, captured, betrayed?)4 other Rose Quartz's and used their gems to power her Laser Light Cannons?
The light from the cannon isn't just an image of Rose Quartz, but the actual light of the beings trapped inside, reaching out, trying to escape.

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>It's a David Lynch-directed episode

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>>83352993
They approve of Lapidot

>>83352996
Thoughts so far

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>>83352815
Excluding Garnet. There's a reason she's best mom

>>83352978
I've got it in my tabs on auto-refresh, but I'm not always looking at it. If that counts, all day.

>>83352718

Next time we visit the barn, Lapples and P-Dog have the whole place tricked out with strobe lights and draped velour and big piles of soft plush animals to lay on while you're doing E.

UHN TSS UHN TSS UHN TSS

>>83352999
it mean she can't handle being around muscular men with their TOXIC masculinity

>>83352928
No, they're running themed blocks every weekday.

>>83352930
A few topics come to mind.
>The Test is really kinda sad.
>The Sea Spire statue looks like Blue Diamond even though it's supposed to be a "moon goddess".
>What the hell is that floating blue orb on the moon?

>>83353051
But what about TOXIC femininity

>>83352250
maybe if you're a bitter lesbian

>>83353046
>Lapis and Peridot smoking heaps of various drugs everyday
>"We're just having a cozy fire, Steven. You don't have to freak out over smoke."

>>83353030
Haha that's awesome

Whose your favorite VA? I love Deedee and Dietz, and should I know less about her Shelby seems pretty cool

>>83353014
note, image of Alexandrite/Opal bow shot used to show how the energy takes on the form of the gems powering the shot.

>>83352838
I hate these comics that are just the characters bursting into emotion out of nowhere with no situational catalyst. Sure that happens in real life sometimes, but in fiction it's annoying and unsatisfying.

>>83353051
She appreciates Jasper even though she's the face of masculinity and domestic abuse in the show

Imagine: the staged photo of the big strong man's fist above a battered woman

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Hey /sug/ bros, I need an image of Lapis looking over all irritated or deadpan I can use as an icon for science.

>>83353106
>Implying Lapis wasn't the one who raped Jasper

>>83353089
>not vaporizing your alpha-PVP like a civilized gem

>>83353097
What's important is Pearl and Steven talking about Rose and how Steven wonders if Pearl is disappointed in him because he isn't Rose.

>>83353092
Shelby because she provides, in my opinion, the best voice in the show, and she clearly loves doing it at the same time.

>>83352804
moms are forever
there's plenty of other pearls in the sea

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>>83353119
Like this?

>>83353131
Yes, but every casual viewer can't comprehend that

>>83353106
she's just scared that jasper might hurt her in her dreams

yfw she's the battered woman in her mind

>>83353092
Deedee is from Broadway. If Strong In The Real Way wasn't a good indication, she can sing her ass off.

Estelle can certainly keep the tempo.

You are told in your dreams by God himself that time will stop in this world, and during such, you will be teleported to Beach City to assist the Crystal Gems.

Before you go, you may choose any form/equipment your form can carry. You can choose to get some minor magical abilities, but nothing too powerful (i.e. You can throw a fireball, but you can't engulf the town in fire)

What changes do you make and how will it help the Crystal Gems secure Earth and defeat the minions of the Diamond Authority?

>>83352848

I'd suggest human allies if all humans in SU weren't so complacent.
Maybe all the bold humans died in the gem war or died helping the gems.

>>83353142
It doesn't matter to me who you like best but I've got to say that it's always felt like all the VAs love working on the show

Other than Estelle, she doesn't really seem to give a fuck

>>83352718
because human/gem relations are DISGUSTING
humans in general are DISGUSTING

>>83353135
>implying theres any civilized behaviour in the barn
>implying they dont convert the inside into a club full of drugs, alcohol and strippers
>implying they dont get incredibly rich

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>>83353119
Have this.
S'on the house, m'boy.

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>>83353161
Perfect, thank you.

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>>83353187
Za..
WAAAAAAAAAAARUDOOOOOOOOOO.

>>83352662
I hope you die

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>>83353092
Estelle is just pleasant to listen to. Dat West London accent. You can tell she's loving every second of it too.

Although
>professional singer in main cast
>only has one song
I mean, I get the probable reason why, but come the fuck ON.

>>83353204
M8 she got Garnet tattooed on her body.

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>>83353174
Lapidot helps her cope

Her buddy Tang's take

>>83353183
I fucking love Strong in the Real Way and thought Deedee did an excellent job

And yeah she's such a versatile women. Amazing singing, acting, VA work, and she's a mother

>>83353089

>Hey Greg? Lapis and I just put a bunch of something called "mescaline" in our butts and now it won't come out. Should we be worried?
>W-what? Why would you put balloons of mescaline in your butts?!
>...balloons?

>>83353187
Does the equipment have to actually exist?
or can it be fictional equipment (for example, plasma weapons)

>>83353077
What was today's theme? Testing Steven?

>>83352196
>https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>>83352520
https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
huh, i didn't realize OPs link had added the contents of the other into itself... that's cool

>>83353174

Maybe she's afraid of seeing damaged Jasper in her dreams and being forced to see she was the abuser.

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>>83353034
>pearl wanting the baby

>>83353162
This is probably true unfortunately

>>83353187
Knowing this show, the most useful thing would probably be taking Steven another ukulele or a food-based bag. Him and his kindness are what's going to win the war.

>>83353187
Its probably be my only chance to ever wear a RIG Dead Space.

>>83353204
>Other than Estelle, she doesn't really seem to give a fuck
She is literally obsessed with Garnet and the show, you're an idiot

>>83353092
>should I know less about her Shelby seems pretty cool

She is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8tP3C5dXt4

>>83352781
as soon as you said "bring back rose" she would instantly agree to anything you said
she would commit genocide for you if she thought you could do it
deep down shes waiting for the moment that rose bursts out of stevens chest and says "GOTCHA, BITCH" because she doesnt comprehend how anyone could care for someone else more than her

>>83353250
Oh shit I had no idea

I guess I just formed that idea because she to busy for interviews about the show so I don't think about Estelle in relation to the show as much

>>83353197
The problem is that a human is gonna have trouble defeating a gem warrior, even more without modern weapons.

They could fight rubies, but quartzes, no way.

They could make decent cannon fodder though.

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quartz master race, all others are low level shit.

>>83353283
>Zuke has abused various men throughout her lifetime
I didn't expect this

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>>83353119

>>83353252
i kinda wanna see a picture of zuke cowering in a corner with a black eye with jasper looming over her

>>83353248
Consider that less songs means the ones we do get are more special

>>83353319
She's appeared on convention panels and all sorts of shit, she's pretty active in promoting the show

>>83352879
>>83352592
but what if they foreshadow dumb shipping crap? >>83352361

>>83353250
What?!

I don't believe you!

>>83353305
>Estelle loves garnet
I LOVE that

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>>83353295
Steven wins everyone over.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vYmcxsIzMY

>>83353119
i want alcoholic lapis art

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>>83353295
I really didn't like that revelation.

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>>83353161
>>83353220
>>83353341
Keep them coming.

Dead inside bitch Lapis reflects my current mood perfectly and makes me feel better somehow.

>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4uJIRR4qW0

There should be art of gems Dark Souls style

>>83353372
>>83353361
>>83353250
No she didn't
http://showmethegreyspace.tumblr.com/post/124140719937

>>83353273
"Steven's Power Hours". Basically, a collection of when Steven discovers a new power or such. Though oddly, Steven and the Stevens and island Adventure were in there. I guess the later works because it's the first time he activated the warp pad himself. But the former is a might questionable.

Tomorrow is Fusions, Friday is Connie, but I can't really spot the thread for Thursday's batch.

>>83352592
>what's that?
>not what we came for

I give Steven shit for not asking questions but if these are the goddamn answers he gets then I can't really blame him for not asking the gems for more info on things

>>83353252
Posting Kayla-na: Non Furry Edition's art.

Gross.

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>>83352250
>tfw
I love her but she makes me sad

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>>83353187
Probably some sort of suit or armor, I'd like to be a knight. As for a weapon, probably a Morningstar

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>>83353420

>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUwFzOAF0Y&list=PL2XLzVFcNBGWaZfUWlcPtrMI_T5EF4pKX&index=55

So.
Can i have pictures of feminine Steven?
In a dress or just acting/drawn in a girly way?

>>83353420
Lapis fans tend to do a lot of projecting.
See: Tang, Zuke, you

>>83353319
>>83353361
>>83353250
Wait shit, I MIGHT have gotten the wrong person.

Feel free to call me a misinformed faggot.

>>83352575
Has anyone ever wondered how Lion has gem powers but no Gem? The answer: Rose gave those powers to him.

Think about it - what is a unique ability that no other Gem but the Rose Quartz has?
Other Gems have been shown puppeteering organic matter (Together Breakfast, Frybo) but only the rose quartz gem has been seen actually manipulating the intelligence of plant life - like the behavior of her vines and the sentience of the Watermelon Stevens.

If it works for flora, why not fauna? All it needs is a different type of investment.
Rose had to give her life to pass her Gem onto Steven, an organic hybrid. What if she was able to augment Lion by infusing in him a massive amount of her Gems power?

This serves several long game purposes, fitting the tactical genius of Rose.
1) With a fraction of his Gems power, Steven can't accidentally kill himself or others (as he has already almost done several times with his most basic abilities). He also has to master emotional discipline to use them, something that the leader of a rebellion will need in spades.
2) Lion is a mentor/guide to Steven, showing him the location of Rose's armory to train and the items that Rose stored in his mane
3) Lion serves Steven as fast transportation, hammer space storage, and a battle companion
4) In dire situations Lion can "fuse" with Steven and return the Rose Quartz Gem to full power. This also allows Sugar to throw in another DBZ reference by giving Steven a mane of spiky hair when he powers up.

>Indeed, never was Pearl so wrong as to say that he's just "Lion Around"

>>83353411
It makes sense though. Babies are living poop and vomit factories. Basically the antithesis of Pearl.

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>>83353489

>>83353460
Who? You've dumbfounded me
Source is Tangite

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>>83353489

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>>83352250
>>83353462
Pearls trying to be a better person, honest.

>>83353234
bro
bro!
I'm am playing Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town right now

>>83353340
Source?

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>>83353489

>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlK8EdDkdEg&list=WL&index=7

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>>83353420
AKA Dicksquad Lapis.

Also

>Peeps implying Kikia Pizza Delivery Service won't involve Lapis trying to alleviate her boredom as she and Steven deliver pizzas all over town/nearby cities.

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>>83353538
It's not that hard to "fix" Pearl's problem.
She just needs to get over her relationship with someone who is only half death.

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>>83353489
Fashionista Steven

I don't care if it angers people here. Steven would have fun with this.

>>83353459
Honestly, I don't get why they hide stuff from him anymore. Steven's seen some shit, so I doubt that anything they reveal to him is going to traumatize him or anything.

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>>83353538
pearl didn' do nothing

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>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKCCGhKec4Q

>>83353355
Damn I feel bad for thinking she didn't like/care about the show

>>83353588
>episode ends with Lapis getting fired because every customer called and complained that their pizza was soggy

>>83353531
I was calling Tang a Kayla-na equivalent minus all the furry shit.

>Not knowing whoing who Mel the hybrid is

I envy you.

>>83353538
what episode dat from

>>83353453
I wouldnt put it past CN to not actually know Steven's powers and pad out the marathon by thinking he has time travel powers or some shit. Theyve been surprisingly incompetent in actually knowing what theyre airing before.

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>>83353590
>just

>>83353619
Don't worry anon, it's just your subconscious racism. You can't control it.


:^)

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>>83353538
I believe that you are Pearl

>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNQ-Qi7pBpw

>>83352838
fuck you for making me cry

>>83353642
>holding a sword

I wonder, anon

>>83353606
It's true

>>83353642
Do you even watch this show?

>>83353606
Except all those things she did wrong

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>>83352940
I don't know why I'm digging moments like that one between Steven and Peridot so much. They're just so in tune with each as of late

Shipper folks out there could enjoy however they want, but I personally meant it in a platonic way

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>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBtPf7FOoM

>>83353676
>TFW I watch SU because my black friend showed it to me

>>83353187
I bring nothing, and enter naked.
Later I ask the beach city firearms store owner for a 12g auto loader, .45 long slide with laser sighting, and a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

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>>83353715
>still using a name

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>>83353106
>>83353174
>>83353283
lesbians like me and zuke like the thought of getting bullied by hot girls, that's why "lapis being a jerk to peridot" was so popular for a while. it's weird, and rides on the idea that the bully is a girl, because if it's a dude it's absolutely repulsive

I remember one of her tweets was like "I want jasper to throw me off a horse"

>>83353639
I'll stay pure and never google it
>whoing
lol

Whats Peridots gem weapon?
>A big hammer she cant lift

>>83353187
Gloves and boots based on the gem disruptor tech that I can punch and chop with, and athleticism.

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>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi3kJ-lBUN8
>>83353422
terrible
>>83353483
what the fuck
>>83353587
huh
>>83353617
damn nice
>>83353685
not bad but kill yourself
>>83353739
hey dad

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>>83353538
>Pearls trying to be a better person, honest.
But anon, the whole reason we like the Crystal Gems in the first place is because they're a bunch of jerks. If they became better people, they'd stop being so lovable.

>>83353765
>penis envy
anon pls

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>>83353775
>Belching Pearl

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>>83353764
Keking in progress

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Would you take Bob's big fat cock?

why is Ian so fucking ugly?

>>83353197
>all the bold humans died in the gem war
Thousands of years ago.

>>83353809
I'd suck it at least.

>>83353765
A lot of dudes are pretty much the same I would think, hence the popularity of "tsundere"

Zuke has said a few weird things about Jasper. Fuck I can't wait to see her boarded Jasper in motion

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>>83353819
payback for all the horrible things he has done to people

Do you think Lapis is gonna have some vendetta against mirrors now? She hasnt seen one yet, but if she's taking a break from water after being fused for a few months, Id hate to see what she does to a mirror.

>>83353765
Is this why Lesbians are statistically over-represented in domestic violence cases?

>>83353809
Only a fag would say no

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>>83353848
>she gets lost in the mirror funhouse at Funland next episode

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Does Pearl want to be Steven's sex slave?

>>83353832
She also tweeted about wanting a version of Hooters where bara women crush your head for tips.

>>83353092
I just can't not love deedee for how enthusiastic she is

and zach seems like a pretty cool guy, works hard at his skill, giving classes and shit

they're all really chill with fans too, like shelby throwing the lapidots a bone with that "fuse with me" line and that tweet to paz, and I saw in the peridot tag that a stevidotfag asked zach about it and he said it was cute

>>83353849
>over-represented in domestic violence cases
>over-represented

So, for the Majority of the fans, the ones who didn't knew hit the Diamond had been released in Frnace already, are they sad they got spoiled a lot from extract on youtube?

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>>83353809
>blue wiener
episode boarded by zack snyder?

>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VUOadmYwMk

>>83353891
Peridot why do you hang around that dyke
Zuke is prone to rape

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>>83353882
>2016

>still thinking anyone thinks Steven is for sexual

>>83353891
tfw she's no different from any other degenerate virgin neckbeard on this site

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>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-4VGfx5lU

>>83353092
Estelle, just because I assume this is her first time doing VA and I like how bars she tries also I just love how into the show she is.

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>>83353952
He's right.

>>83353644
Sworn to the Sword would've been good in there, he really shows off towards the end.

In fact that whole episode implied a ramping up of the action that I feel like has only partially been delivered on.

>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>83353909
why are you posting such shit fanart?

>>83353929
She is a degenerate virgin legbeard

>>83353959
Does spider hav pus pus?

>>83353494
that's the point
she's depression incarnate for the many depressed people who watch the show

>>83353882
Is she not?

>>83353926
He just doesn`t know how to use her.

>>83353893
Yeah it's so cool how everyone, crew and VAs, is so in touch with the fan base

I mean not just in touch with but they out out with such a rabid fanbase yet they're still so chill

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>>83353959
>spider posting legs

>>83353982
Let's hope lapis doesn't get shattered eh

>>83353875
>Funland Boardwalk disappears off the map
>Several are swept out to sea, the CGs spend the rest of the day rescuing everyone
STEVEN IS BANNED FROM FUNLAND
FOREVER

>>83353952
>he
Actually, any spider you'd come across is likely to be female. Male spiders are pathetic wretches that basically exist to be walking sperm banks/moving snack.

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What if Pearl was foxier?

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>>83353981
If she wants to

>>83353374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSfVwUfqh4g

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I want to see this as Steven devouring one of his Watermelon Stevens.

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>>83353959
Get off me!

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>>83353982
But im the happiest person i know and lapis is my favorite gem

After pearl

WHEN IS THE NEXT PEARL EPISODE COME ON WE'VE HAD LIKE 10 FUCKING MEMEDOT EPS IN A ROW

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>>83353981
>>83354021
I cant believe i have something relevant to this

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>>83354019
Foxier? She's already max foxy anon

>>83353899

>The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)'s 2010 National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey reports on the lifetime prevalence of rape, physical violence or stalking by an intimate partner, focusing for the first time on victimization by sexual orientation. It finds a victimization prevalence of 43.8 percent for lesbians, making it the second most affected group after bisexual women (61.1 percent), ahead of bisexual men (37.3 percent), heterosexual women (35 percent), heterosexual men (29 percent) and homosexual men (26 percent).[9]

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>>83353809
I'd let Bob and Earl double team me

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>>83354057

>>83354052
when yellow diamond shows up and she betrays them for homeworld

>>83354052
Not until the next season.

Pearl's background reveals her diamond alignment, who is pink diamond, and other critical things

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>>83354052
Becky's meantioned an upcoming Pearl arc :^)

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>>83354004
Well, yeah. A spider would post legs.

>>83353967
Sworn to the Sword is more a Connie episode though. And it's running on Friday at the end of the Connie themed block.

>>83354016
I don't think that's true. Spiders aren't like bees. All worker bees are female and males are just there to fuck the queen. But male spiders do their own thing.

>>83353596
This kid really need to grow older, so I can fuck him legally.

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>>83354052
I want another Pearl VS Peridot episode.

Clash of the forehead gems.

>>83354072
>Dykes abuse each other constantly
Jasper will never get redeemed

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>>83354076
Oh fuck yes

>>83354040
He ate baby melon.

>>83354057
Woah

>>83354057
>tfw arachnophobic

Thanks for spoilering at least, anon. I don't need to go to sleep for another few hours anyway.

>>83354072
>over-represented

>>83354052
Rebecca is currently writing a Pearl arc involving Greg, likely wont see it for a year though.

>>83354057
>this is someone's fetish
this is someone's fetish

>>83354146
spider crawl in your mouth when you sleep, as do other bugs

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>>83353926
>Someone saved my picture
This feels WEIRD.

>>83352702
Hey thanks anon.
I should take notes on what happens in the thread so I can deliver better news reports.

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best fusion

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>>83354027
You know what I realized watching this? Steven is a really friendly and open kid, who'd be horrible bullied by teenagers in real life. Not physically, but mentally. With fake kindness and friendship. It makes me sad.

pic unrelated.

>>83354177
>Amethyst will never turn into a bug and crawl into your mouth

>>83353504
I think Lion might be Pearl's closest success to "curing" gems.

I think Lion might be Bismuth, and the pocket dimension is a metasphysical representation of Lion's mindscape. Steven has the ability to resonate with others in their minds, so it's not unlikely that Rose also had this power. What if she used some power or tool to make Bismuth's mind an actual realm within Bismuth's body, using methods similar to the Gem Temple and her room, and "trapped" Bismuth within herself? Maybe she took on some kind of lionesque form when the corruption nuke went off and with with Rose's guidance and care calmed down into a sort of more tame version of the monster she used to be, by separating the corrupted part of her (her gem) from the physical part of her (her light body) via a bubble, yet without actually breaking the connection?

>>83354165
They need to just fuck already, but I'm happy to wait if we get at least one full penetration scene

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>>83354184
You're joking right

>>83354186
Dos Blue Pearl repulse anyone else? Just me?

>>83354016
Just like all males, right? Hahaha.

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>>83354052
And I'm still not satisfied with memedot because I want to fucking know how she and water sasuke are getting along in the gaybarn

So it seems we're on hiatus again.
Was this "Summer of Steven" just a lie?

>>83354129
I just really like fine art parodies. Is that so wrong?

>>83354227
I should have anticipated a pervert reply on this pervert website

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>>83354235
Just you mang

>>83354209
>banging your dead wifes lesbian ex-lover
there are lines that really shouldnt be crossed and this is crossing like three at once

>>83354227
not the guy
but is it wrong if i fap better if i identify with female prey

>>83354258
I'm sick of these muthafuckin hiatuses of my muthafuckin harem rock show

>>83354274
Greg will fuck the PTSD out of Pearl, just you wait

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>>83354184
>Sardonyx
Speaking of legs. Goodness.

>>83354266
Oh sorry. I misread that as "I want to see Steven devouring ..."

You should request it in the drawthread.

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>>83354057
This is my fetish.

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>>83354217
i hope YOU are joking

>>83354295
No.

>>83354258
But were not. Summer isn't even fully here.

>>83354274
Nice try Sucrose, Gregg's gonna fuck Pearl.

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>>83354184
More like 2/3 best fusion, 1/3 worst gem

>>83354271
We need more crew rule34
I want to see Zuke getting juked all over her face

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>>83354217
Yo Opal-fags. You like legs?

>>83354199
I think your head canon is shit and you should feel bad

>>83354366
>crew rule34
No thanks. Don't be a turd.

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>>83354386
ye

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>>83354326

>>83354333
What do you have against Ruby?

>>83354258
We are getting more episodes in June

>>83354408
But it's funny