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FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW. HOMOSUCK IS A WEBCOMIC. CREATED BY THE BRILLIANT CALIBORN C. CALIBORN. PLEASE DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH THE FAR INFERIOR WEBCOMIC. "HOMESTUCK". IF THIS IS WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR. FUCK YOU.
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i thought caliborn refering to gamzee as "honk friend" was cute
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*sigh* deletion in 3, 2...

We just want one thread, mods.
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>>83327669
did Jane ever describe him as her dealer?
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>>83327691
they having a breeding party?
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>>83327952
why? what is there to talk about?
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>>83328050
We just got confirmation that all of these track names are real, "Heel Girl" is Grimbark Jade's theme
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>>83328050
Shipping, obviously.

Also how Hussie is a hack.
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>>83328101
I don't see that here, I see random shitposting because there is nothing to talk about
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>>83328193
That's because it literally JUST happened.
Also fuck off, the last thread that got deleted had real discussion in it. Don't you have anything better to do with your time than shit on these threads?
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>>83328008

I'm pretty she did describe Gamzee as her "supplier" or her "distributer" during the second Motherfucking Potions flash.

But of course she was talking about potions and nothing else. Just a coincidence they always cost 420 Million.
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>>83328101
holy shit is JUDG3M3NT D4Y a BL1ND JUST1C3 remix
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>>83328232
do you?
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>>83328258
I'm most excited about the FOUR Caliborn tracks
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>>83328101

This isn't the complete volume 10 tracklist right? It's missing some songs from Meenahquest that haven't been on an album yet.
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>>83328316
Weren't all of the Meenahquest tracks on coloUrs and mayhem?
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Why do you post your retarded shitty jokes in the subject and completely negate the point of having a subject field?

I'm trying to filter this garbage so I don't have to know that your shitty threads about your shitty webcomic exit. Idiot.
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>>83328316
>>83328343
>>83328101

Trolled.
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>>83328431
It's real
http://tenseimusic.tumblr.com/post/145178756495/heres-a-2-minute-cut-from-heel-girl-the
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>>83328101
>treating jade like a dog
Nice
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I don’t like it whenever I get the sense that Homestuck is a sacred cow in the mind of a reader, and if I do something “wrong”, I’m kicking that cow. It doesn’t belong to you. The cow is mine, and you are enjoying its milk at my discretion.
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>>83327952
No we don't. Only a select few generalfags do
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>Homestuck Vaporwave Remix 2016
Why
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>>83328101
im so fucking hyped for that last one
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>>83328493
the leaked album is incomplete, the vaporwave is placeholders
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reminder
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>>83328101
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4lrq3e/possible_playlist_of_volume_10_tracks/d3prene whats that again
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>>83328536

interesting conclusion show your working? did u carry the 420?
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>>83328659
gee I don't know maybe the fact that many of the tracks are labeled "wip" and five of them are the exact same audio file
maybe that's what tipped me off
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>>83328678
Excuse you? I didn't quite catch that.
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>>83328101
>Penumbra Phantasm
>Double Midnight
>The King in Red
All they got to do now is get Bill Bolin to let them release Non Compos Mentis.
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>>83328678
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if liveblgoger comes back and reads this:''you were all like "that's not your rose, that's not your roy, none of this matters etc"

i feel like in that one instance, it did. both pre-retcon roxy and post-retcon rose watched the other die in front of them. neither is a true "replacement" for the other, due to them being different people, but they could be considered to be part of the same family. thus, it's perfectly alright for them to take solace in finding a version of each other that has gone through the same pain, and being able to comfort each other as they move on together

unlike john who barely registers remorse and whose double just died in a freak accident. john wasn't even there when his jade died
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>>83328743
roxy*
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>>83328651
I'm starting to think that these "reminder" posts are part of the reason we keep getting threads deleted.
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Is Bowman completely done with Homestuck or do you think he will come back for Volume 10? One of the placeholder tracks is a slowed-down "Chain of Prospit"
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>>83328743
ROSE'S ROXY COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN REVIVED

BUT WASN'T

FOR. NO. REASON.
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looking at the track list this has to be Heir of Legends - Heir Transparent 3?
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>>83328653
>Track four (“Penumbra Phantasm”, actual name Pseudumbra Fauxtasm) is by Marcy Nabors & Jamie Paige Stanley (me!) (and also had literally no involvement from toby fox himself, just to clarify)
Alright fuck this shit
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>>83328653
Damn, for a fake, that was a lot of effort. That Penumbra Phantasm was amazing.
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>>83328751
oh ok
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>>83328792
It would be surprising if he even saw the ending.
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>>83328734
anon, it's fucking released, just google it
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>>83328835

i mean it's just vaporwave like that's hard or something? lel
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>>83328653
well fuck
I guess Tensei was in on it then?
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let's speaking trollian!
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>>83328830
why is toby so cagey with this one song
he's made like a dozen remixes of it already
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>>83329016
he hyped it up so much that it can never live up to the meme
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>>83328101
Horsecatska sounds pretty nice, can't wait for them to finish it.
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>>83329083
who are you even doing? Jade?
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>>83329083
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>>83329150
Ye
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ive always hated john/roxy and all of you who support it

now that these threads are confirmed dead i can say that without a major shitstorm or derailing

suck it
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>>83329229
ok tipsy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_IovMviv5Y

>it wasn't real
>again
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>>83329248
delete this
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>>83329229
we had 120 posters in the last thread and we just got some offical content to talk about
we are far from dead
threads had been averaging 70 people
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>>83329258
like a fuckin knife in the back
well at least maybe volume 10 will come out before 10/25 now?
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>>83329229
I consider it sub-par.
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>>83329335
It's already confimed on 6/12 by RJ
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>>83329181
why is she brown
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>>83329322
The janitors seem to think otherwise.
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>>83329412
too far, anon.
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>>83329352
On twitter or what? If it's that soon then I don't have a lot of faith that the epilogue will drop at the same time.
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>>83329357
so their kids can know the pain of being both mixed race AND half-furry
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What happens if you prototype water?

Like you spray the kernel with a hose or empty a glass of water on it?
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ivve alwways hated feferi/sollux and all a you wwho support it

noww that these threads are confirmed dead i can say that wwithout a major shitstorm or derailin

suck it
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>>83329357
why not
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>>83328806
i guess so. but by the time they realized they could do that, jaspers had already closed off that possibility
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>>83329533
what happens if you prototype the ocean
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>>83329357
dave came down with jungle fever
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>>83329016
he actually planned on finishing it for volume 10! but he has literally no time to do that in a post undertale world. it almost happened, though.
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>>83329462
RJ said on Twitter he would be too busy to work on his own album because he was working on a project, but that in x weeks it'd be over. Those x weeks were exactly the weeks to 6/12 from the time he posted it.
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>>83329533
the kernelsprites seem to be only capable of prototyping with anything that could be or have been alive, or with "character" or "identity"

like, you might not be able to prototype an apple, but you could prototype the Annoying Orange
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>>83329387
They can disagree all they want, it doesn't change anything
If they want to play a game of tennis then we'll just have to keep the volley going
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>>83329586
why god why
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>>83329566
because it's wrong
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>>83329586
Please tell me that shit isn't gonna be out by 10/25
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>>83329412
What about this far superior thing?
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>>83329586
tell him to release the unfinished version for free or on lofam4
show him this thread so he understands people want it
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>>83329812
that just looks weird
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>>83329586
Tell him to put it in Undertale 2's soundtrack.
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>>83329671
I guess that's just another one of the great unanswered questions of Homestuck. Hussie said that kernelsprites were inclined to be prototyped with the dead or the doomed, but he never said it was impossible to prototype them with certain things.
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>>83329812
>dad
>hair
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>>83329816
>lofam4
man i wish. we want it on lofam but contacting toby is an exercise in futility
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UPDATE IS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI
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>>83329843
Really? The pedophile shipping image looks weird?
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We have to save Toby from the skeletonfuckers.
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>>83329812
unshaven? that's not Dad.
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>>83329948
THE BETA
ITS HERE
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>>83329966
Just imagine she's 18.
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>>83329876
if at least one of the two things was dead, it seems fine

the other object seems to be a modifier for the previously dead object (the cthulu-princess, the frog temple chunk, bec)
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>>83329729
Just pretend she's tan
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>>83329948
Next Synchtube session when
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>>83329816

this is entitled as fuck desu lol c':
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>>83328734
Wait, these songs have history? Is The King in Red not a Caliborn piece? Who else could be described that way?
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>>83330379
http://tenseimusic.tumblr.com/post/17709451675/if-you-bought-homestuck-volume-7-you-might-be
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>>83329948
>>83329993
CHECK YOUR EMAILS
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>>83329947
unless you're someone who actually knows him

the reason it's an "exercise in futility" is because he is a human being and having privacy is kind of important, honestly
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>>83330432
God damn it
At least he's got Caliborn's Lament, but that track title is wasted on that impudent wretch
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>>83330468
I got a letter from my senator about memorial day
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>>83330379

> not knowing about homestuck music shenanays
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>>83330432
So they put this track in to mock what Karkat ended up being? Brilliant.
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>>83330493
the track names are faked
we were rused on two different fronts
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>>83330432
Er, how is this supposed to sound like Karkat's theme? They mean his track when you play as him in the walkaround, right? It doesn't sound a thing like it.
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>>83328734
while i'm still here i might as well say it: i actually literally considered, for an INCREDIBLY short moment, contacting bill bolin for volume 10. that never happened in part because he's an unhinged jerk but also in part because his contact info is completely wiped off the internet. there is no trace of the man anywhere on the internet. i actually looked out of curiosity. there is NOTHING
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>>83330493

lookin forward to hearing cali's lament
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>>83330570
It sounds a lot more like a Caliborn song than anything for that crying cucklet, description aside
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>>83330570
It's kind of faint but you can hear it in the background toward the end
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>>83330570
His theme plays a little bit into it.
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>>83330361
Don't get me wrong, I'd pay for it too, it just seems dumb to effectively bury it forever
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>>83330596
I hope they share a snippet of it. October is so far away.
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>>83330487
I thought you were cool but I don't think you know what privacy means
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The greatest homestuck song of all time is already a Caliborn song, but it's not being released until lofam4 in december.
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>>83330487
i feel like i've even seen people like marcy saying it's hard? idk. in any case this is actually over something legitimate instead of, like, sending him frisk/asriel porn

>>83330570
it's on the organ
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>>83330700
Tell me more.
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>>83330710
i can hear it
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>>83330827
"HOMOSUCK. DIRECTOR'S CUT, OF THE YEAR EDITION."
am i important enough in organizing lofam to not be a tool if i use a trip
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>>83330699
the problem was ever thinking i was cool

but look, he gets flooded with literally thousands of messages a day from everywhere. it's not unreasonable at all to filter that shit out

>>83330710
true that even beyond that he can be a bit difficult to reach but he's not unreachable, just slow to respond. he's an insanely busy guy, especially nowadays. but if he finishes PP, it's on his own terms. i don't doubt he will some day, but i don't think that day will be soon anymore
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>>83330675

oh, i'm sure parts of it might be floating around the electrosphere. might need a bolt of inspiration though.
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>>83330908
if you use a name then you're already a tool
using a trip just prevents the thread from derailing
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>>83330919
I'm fine with him filtering stupid undertale fans, just don't file that under privacy because that's not what privacy means
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>Karkat went from inspiring a fucking awesome death metal remix to making Tavros look fierce and alpha by comparison
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>shameful stopped taking homestuck requests
>Now no homestuck commissions
I'm sad
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>>83330908
I'm excited for it, thanks.

Leak it whenever you want.

I know you won't, but I'm just saying.
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>>83330940
that's literally what privacy is, though. as opposed to "public"

he's not publicly accessible, even if he is sometimes privately accessible.

what do...you think the meaning of privacy is
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>>83330988
privacy is definitely unrelated to whether you answer your mail or not, even less if that mail is electronic
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>>83331032
actually literally yes it is related to that

i mean, let's go with the basic i-just-googled-it definition of privacy

"Privacy is the ability of an individual or group to seclude themselves, or information about themselves, and thereby express themselves selectively"

which is what that is. he's selectively choosing to interact with only people he personally knows for the most part. i don't get what that doesn't have to do with this exact concept
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>>83331097
I guess I was wrong, sorry
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what's all this about toby's privates
i'm sure he has a decently sized dong
for a manlet
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what about bowman
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>>83330921
Can't find it by googling the name; all that comes up is a Reddit thread where someone alleging to have an "in" on the tracklist claims there's no track with Caliborn's name in it. How conflicting.
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>>83331140
>>83331157
music team discussion in /hst/ in a nutshell
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>>83331140
He's dating the author of Cucumber Quest
ask her
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So is this volume 10 dealio just a bunch of fakey fake unofficial music?
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>>83331185
so when are bowman and toby gonna fuck already
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>>83331234
yep afraid so
we were rused
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>>83331267
It's not fair ;_;
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Hey this is off-topic but I'm finally reading PS.
Why did I never read PS
and the inventory tomfoolery was something from PS, and the fenestrated wall was a PS callback
I'm not even very far in but I'm disappointed in myself
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>>83330919
pretty much

>>83330983
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o69g8eM5j81r9d1g5o1.mp3

>>83331177
yeah no the joke with that was that the title was based on an incorrect guess on a song that didn't make it to the album anyway
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>>83331272
there's still gonna be a volume 10
just not this one
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>>83331279
it is a very good read with an ending!
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I came here for terezi stayed for suck
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How much hope is there for a newspost on 6/12
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>>83329258
is this a Jojo?
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>>83331229
not even true, and never was, so, don't do that

i mean don't do that anyway obviously but that's just common sense i don't know why

>>83331279
problem sleuth is the reason i'm in this mess. it's masterful, honestly. i joined up homestuck because i was a problem sleuth fan. for a time it seemed like HS was even better but problem sleuth is the gold standard, i think
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>>83331326
Since Volume 10 is coming out that day, there's gotta be one, right? But Hussie will probably just say something cagey about the epilogue.
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>>83331287
He actually did it, the absolute madman!
10/10
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I want homestuck vriska noods
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>>83331421
get out
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>>83331279
Keep going, it only gets better.

And unlike HS, I don't need to qualify that statement.
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I think Geekin Out is worse than the bucket video
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>>83329812
>cigarette
>not a pipe
Who the fuck is this strange man hugging Roxy and why isn't Dad there to save her?
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Ok
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>>83331464
>JEGUS
Get rid of it.
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Give me karkat adventures
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>>83331491
remember when jegus wasn't hate on sight
wait shit no nevermind i forgot that people ran it into the ground after basically one day so that was never a real thing
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>>83331499
Karkat goes to the store and buys fat free fake butter spread
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I love eating blood
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>>83331454
Yeah. The bucket video is just a bunch of teens playing chicken with their spit. Dante Basco is a 40-year-old former child actor who stars in cheap fan productions with teens and a futile attempt to claim some semblance of glory.
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>>83331594
It was HSG. The stupid general slashes weren't even a thing back then.
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>>83331594
NO
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so there never really was a reason why lord english didnt build a terminator army when he was part self aware AI and part robot making troll
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Kan I have some blue bl00d?
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>>83331652
I was a watchmaker in a past life, but I don't know how to make watches right now.
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>>83331133
>admitting you're wrong
>on the internet
>on 4chan

Im sorry anon, but thats not allowed. This is the internet, you're supposed to start insulting the other person once you're out of logical reasons.
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>>83331351
John Jogbert
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>>83331652
maybe that's the twist to act 7, it was a robotic stand-in for Lord English all along

more likely he just prefers brawling to dastardly robotics though
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>>83330981
And angel is capped with too many OC commissions.
No more homestuck ever
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>>83331676
D--> yo whachu want grl
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>>83331652
He did. The Lord English blowing up the bubbles was just a robotic decoy.
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>>83331708
that's DiStri though
fuck, his nickname was a jojo reference all along
brilliant
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>Let's Read Homestuck hasn't updated in ten months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90d3xTaGs4

feelsbadman
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>>83331781
Oh I thought you mean the youtube video. No, that's the track art for Moonsetter.
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>>83331133
dude it's fine! no ill will, i was more baffled than anything.
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so the mods delete the quality discussion threads but they leave this shitheap up?
fuck you
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>>83331287
>FOUR STARS. FIVE STARS. FIFTY STARS.
Beautiful.
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>>83331827
okay now that you feel guilty anonymously leak penumbra phantasm pls
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>>83331844
>>83331771
is this some person trying to get the threads deleted
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I want bucket porn!
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>>83331857
i don't, but regardless there's nothing to leak, the closest thing is the fake leak. which was carefully reconstructed from toby playing what he had live.

there's nothing close to an actual finished pp right now.
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>>83331911
The lack of troll porn with buckets is all kinds of sad.
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>>83331780
>>83331724
>>83331689
it just seems weird that considering how big robotics was in equius and dirk's life, AR was AI himself and yet it never came into his mind or even mentioned in the story
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>>83331918
Thank you for all the amazing music you've made over the years. I Can't Sleep In This Casino is my favorite.
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Does anyone have the quality chart with the super sharp decline right after Act 5?
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>>83331930
Hussie has never had a grasp on the full potential of anything in his story.
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>>83331918
There's no finished pp, but there's whatever null.mp3 was, which was years after the live playing
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>>83331918
thanks for plugging my painstaking transcription work of that random Livestream audio, I'm glad it was Toby enough for everyone
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>>83329258
I unironically like this fake Penumbra Phantasm. It's great -- it sounds like a final boss theme from one of the later Kirby games.
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>>83332034
Fuck you.
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>>83331930
Hussie didn't do a good job at making LE come across as more than adult Caliborn
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>>83332044
I agree, but I want the real version for completion's sake at this point. I hope someone manages to contact toby. I urge everyone who feels the same to email him, he does read most emails eventually.
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>>83332013
the livestream was in 2012
volume 8 was in 2011
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>>83332013
>whatever null.mp3 was
i almost forgot that happened
what and when was it again?
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>>83332076
>he does read most emails eventually.
if you're close enough to him to know that, what do you need us for
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>>83332090
oh I was so sure the livestream was 2010
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>>83332040
you realize /r/homestuck made two different transcriptions of the stream a month or so ago, right? or did you do it first?
>>
Video games were a fucking mistake across the board
Ruined Homestuck
Ruined Penumbra Phantasm
Fuck video games
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>>83332063
English had no characterization other than things inferred by the rest of the cast.
You could reasonably make the argument that he was way more mature than Caliborn.

I can make the argument that he was destroying the bubbles strictly to find Calliope's ghost and to re-discover the treasure. Both plot devices being his weaknesses. The trolls were just collateral.
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>>83332184
Video games ruined video games.
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>>83332184
Without video games Homestuck nor Problem Sleuth wouldn't even exist you trash wizard
>>
Oh shit hi RJ, you're my favorite music team member

Our recent resident liveblogger expressed admiration for your Three in the Morning remix, which is a personal favorite. Keep doing you.

>>83329248
Were you talking to me because Tipsy is a great nickname
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>>83332013
null.mp3 is an actual song?
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>>83332257
Tipsy is a tumblr person who made edits of SteelCorridor's comics
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>>83332302
>>be me
WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU POSSIBLY BE
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>>83332238
That would be a good outcome.
>>
>>83332098
>wanting to fuck a girl who is so retarded she acts like a dog
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>>83332302
>>83332178
>>83332103
are you seriously making fake posts just so you can win an internet argument
that's absurdly petty and pathetic
>>
>>83332330
There were tons of times in PS and Homestuck where characters were other characters.
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>>83332285
null.mp3 is 10 seconds of penumbra phantasm
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>>83332330
>be you
>ask who else I could possibly be
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>Davesprite's introduction
>a future Dave from several months in the future where John and Jade were dead. He travels back in time to prevent John from dying.

>Davesprite's fate
>Fused with Nepeta, he goes off to fight Lord English. He turns into a Undertale reference mid-fight and was never seen again, not present in Act 7 at all.
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>>83332378
the file I have is 8 seconds of silence
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>bee me
>pollinate some flowers
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>>83332376
"Homestuck" as a term for "someone who reads Homestuck" is the worst fucking thing ever, jesus christ.
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>>83332404
you need to amplify it a lot and you get this

http://tindeck.com/listen/xyleb
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>>83332403
least he got to take jade's virginity
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>>83332404
That's what Radiation wants you to think.
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>>83332174

i mean
if there were two different transcriptions and neither of them were completely right i'd say that this transcription would trounce them regardless. knowing shadolith i wouldn't be surprised if it was note perfect.
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>>83332441
In a timeline that un-happened
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>>83332410
L-lewd
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>>83332432
neat
I'm not too beat up about not getting penumbra phantasm though
I was never invested in it
>>
>>83332403
>matchsticks
>red hots
good taste
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>>83332425
>be me
>read this post
>think that it sounds like me except I liked the Caliborn parts of act 6
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>>83332462
Yeah but he still did it in his
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>>83332420
what else would you suggest we use?
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>>83332512
hussies
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>>83332512
sburbanites
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>>83332441
You know, legally, nothing he can do counts as sex anymore.
>>
>>83332512
The Midnight Crew
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>>83332512
"homestuck reader"
If you try to force a special fandom name like bronies you're just gonna look like a retard
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>>83332512

we're all honls
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>>83332512
"homestuck reader"
"person who wasted seven years of their life"
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>>83332578
>fang
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>83332578
who was that haruhi meme character with the fang
this reminds me of that
>>
>>83332614
I'm fed up with this. Aradia deserves to have fangs. if we have to take Karkat as a pink gay sex creature, Aradia can have sharp teeth.
>>
>>83332512
I've seen "homies" and "stuckers"

They're all kind of silly, but I think homies would have been a marked improvement
>>
Hey,does anybody have a good terezi pyrope icon that i can use for steam?
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>>83332512
Autists
>>
>>83332512
tasteless and/or masochistic shitbags
>>
>>83332671
>"stuckers"
more like
S U C K E R S
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>>83332671
I believe the only appropriate terminology is "homosucker". Any other name does carry with it the correct amount of inherent shame.
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>>83332687
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>>83332671
>homies
>implying I want to be affiliated with minorities or small plastic figurines based on minorities
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>>83332687
i heard you get really cool icons if you uninstall steam
>>
>>83332512
faggots
>>
I'm surprised Homestuck never generated a CWC type person. The fandom was full of spergs but none of them were notably funny
>>
>>83332378
not confirmed at all
>>
>>83332748
got one for ara?
>>
>>83332772
neither is CWC
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>>83332772
The CWC of Homestuck is Andrew Hussie. If you look at CWC's "character development," you'll realize Hussie changed in the same ways.
>>
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>>83332820
that's pretty fuckin nice
is it still possible to see these drawings with the right software
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>>83331955
thank you so much! i'm going to try my best to keep that up. i have a lot of stuff still to come.

>>83332512

"teenager"
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>>83332820
this is very good
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>>83332820
man that takes me back
do people even still use goggles
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>>83332811
not anymore but he was incredible when he was first discovered and people were just uncovering how weird the guy was
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>>83332813
Is Hussie a woman now? Is that why he was buying those tampons?
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>>83332851
I clicked my old bookmark and this happened.
>>
>>
where is the line between THICC and fatlust
>>
>>83332923
Damn but she could use a sports bra.
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>>83332512
Genetic dead ends
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>>83332941
Thicc is fatlust in denial.
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>>83332772

BKEW is definitely a CWC type person. Just not quite as bad.
>>
>>83332512
The Felt
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>>83332973
she's thousands of years old, what do you want?
>>
>>83332941
when it gets unhealthy/impossible.
>>
>>83332941
The first fat roll.
>>
>go to youtube
>it recommends extraterrestrial to me
t-thanks /hst/
>>
>>83332911
Then I went to the dudle classic site and clicked 'start' and it told me I need an account to draw publically and opened a new window to one of the goobergate Reddit sites.

So Goggles is dead, yeah.

>>83332973
>not liking huge hefty swaying tits
GET OUT
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>>83332995
thank you for reminding me that I need to kill myself
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>>83332973
psychic powers support them
>>
>>83332923
>>83332910
>>83332820

Condy is my waifu
>>
>>83333019
All I'm saying is that it's hard to command respect and live an active lifestyle when you got grandma titties that big and that droopy.
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>>83333000
this image has always looked like a crop, but i've never seen the original


does it exist?
>>
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>>83333077
Everyone on earth is dead. She has no one around to care.
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>>83333035
>it told me I need an account to draw publically and opened a new window to one of the goobergate Reddit sites.
oh god it really does that jesus
FLOSS alternative when
>>
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>>83332820
I wish we knew what color Condy's skin REALLY is so I knew what shade to make the soles of her feet.
Maybe it's a wicked tan.
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>>83333178
why the fuck would her skin be tan you stupid shit faggotmunch
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>>83333178
it's grey.
The adult trolls being black is non-literal. Like the human adults lacking facial features.
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>>83333122
hot damn this is a beautiful condy. Source?
>>
post the fattest condesces you have
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>>83332354
It's the idea of Jade being silly and a dedicated girlfriend.
>>
>>83333240
Is that 100% confirmed?
I mean I assumed that, but after she was shown as black even in Collide I had some doubts
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>>83333211
What I mean is the black skin could be the equivalent of a tan on Alternia given the unique nature of their hyper sun

So her soles would be grey.
>>
FIVE FUCKASSES
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>>83330594
A-are we being rused
(What is he doing now, anyway? I know this question is kinda late)
>>
>>83333282
yes
adult trolls are gray.
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>>83333260
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>>83333151
someone has to pay for the server that hosts the drawings
unless someone comes up with a decentralized solution
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>>83333321
Do you have a non-fanart source?
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>>83333333
NICE JOB
>>
>>83330594
that would have been fucking amazing
you've got a good sense of humor
>>
>>83333249
http://ddadong.deviantart.com/art/Condesce-509907355
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>>83333348
Karkat's romance novel
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>>83333282
The handmaid is grey, so id assume condy is too
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>>83333333
>wasted on homeshit
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>>83333364
i need this condy in my life
>>
>>83333357
shit
nobody told me it was time for a nepeta GET
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>>83333333
>those digits
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>>83333348
Hussie has said they look just like Karkat's posters/novels
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Reminder
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>>83333384
get cucked
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>>83333333
damn nepeta settle down
>>
>>83333333
W A S T E D

A

S

T

E

D
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>>83330594
In that case, it's a good thing I saved an old ZIP file I had that contained all of his stuff.

I should post it to ZippyShare some time.
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>>83333348
the same source that says that trolls have nipples
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>>83333333
dammit
>>
>>83333333
What a fucking waste
>>
>>83333329
THICKER
>>
>>83333348
Hussie said the posters in Karkat's room are what adult trolls look like, and they were grey skinned.
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>>83333333
Checked
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>>83333270
>jade will never fetch you the paper
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>>83333333
what a fucking waste
>>
>>83333333
KATNEP CONFIRMED
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come on guys it could've been worse
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>>83333380
I can't fucking believe how little Condy/Handmaid art is. One of the panels even strongly forces the suggestion that the Condesce stripped naked to fight the Handmaid, leaving only her gold on, since Hussie didn't draw any pink lines on her there. Where is the porn, I ask you?
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>>83333522
>cripplechan
get out
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>>83333550
what
that's desustorage
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>>83333570
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>>83333499
>jade alerting to you to strangers in your house at night
>>
>>83333640
>karkat burglar trying to steal you away
>>
>>83333550
i don't think that was around in 2012
>>
>>83333640
>>83333659
>jade, covered in blood, bounding up to you asking if she's a good girl
>>
>>83333659
>be jake
>karkat breaks into your house at night, he forgot his cell phone
>you don't know any nubby horned greyskins
>shoot karkat multiple times and call the cops
>Officer John shows up, sees corpse
>slap on the wrist because Karkunt is a racial minority
>>
>>83330594
if you get erased in homestuck you get erased in real life
>>
>>83333732
Literally nothing wrong with killing trolls
>>
Which character is the MOST racist?
>>
>>83333517
>>83333454
>>83333428
>>83333384
Cry more, /s4s/. You're the waste.
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Why do we hate Gamzee if his purpose was to serve our Best Character?
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>>83333874
Jade "Pulling the trigger on every nigger" Harley
>>
>>83333874
Equius.

I mean, even though John obviously dislikes trolls, he just hates one big umbrella group.

Equius and Eridan, however, are far worse.

With Equius, you not only have him shitting on lower castes, you also have him fetishizing higher castes. He gets off on the idea of institutionalized racism.

And Eridan is a seadwweller supremicist, of course.
>>
>>83333431

the sound test is a thing
>>
>>83333943
Reminder that Eridan literally did nothing wrong, and that they should have joined forces with Jack to eventually kill LE.
>>
>>83333035
>>83333151
>>83333333
looking at the site's source, that link can also take you to a thread on a rom hacking forum asking a niche question
how are these links determined
>>
>>83334018
I don't know, but the goobergate reddit link is less than a day old, so it's something that gets updated regularly.
>>
>>83333791
>sollux is walking home from his job at a new tech startup
>bumps into officer john
>0h g0d im s0 s0rry
>j0hn n0
>i w0rk f0r y0ur wife please
>john beats sollux to death
>news reel
>local officer walks away alive after dangerous alien ambush
>aradia crying and muttering he dindu nuffin
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>>83333932
Is there an uncensored version of this?
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>>83334148
nothing censored about it bro
gamzee cums confetti
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>>83334112
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>>83334250
No, i mean where we can actually see his lower half... does such a version exist?
>>
Has anyone found a way to download the (fake) album?
>>
>>83334324
Its a strip, what were you expecting
>>
>>83334347
the fake volume 10?
I have the whole thing but why would you want it
>>
>>83334381
An uncensored version
>>
>looking for the youtube cringe playlist
>accidentally find this instead

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n6OYNPZmFvc
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>>83334391
It's growing on me, please post a link if you can.
>>
>>83334347
there isn't one

yet
>>
>>83334497
okay sure whatever
https://mega.nz/#!f45hyJzI!NpKoehcew3XGHysBO8SEwpGtdXkncecAdwXin8NpUGg
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>>83334392
why do we have to tiptoe around this brain damaged janitor again
/sveg/ practically runs on nsfw fics on pastebin and general sexualization of underage characters, but apparently a link here and there in a homestuck thread is absolutely criminal
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>>83334392
>>
>>83334625
not really, almost all the /qa/ complaints towards /co/ are about him.
>>
>>83334392
yeah!
>>
Why does hussie like vriska so much?
>>
>>83334702
Memes.
>>
>>83334702
What's there to get? The BIG MAN likes BIGGER LADIES.
>>
>>83334702
Who doesn't like obese ayyliens?
>>
>>83329357
i think jade is okay as tan
but what really pisses me off is black dave, black john, or black rose

i mean c'mon its fuckin obvious that theyre white as wonder bread and blonde straight hair on a black dude looks horrid
>>
>>83334767
>blonde straight hair on a black dude looks horrid
so as that may be I would prefer it to that weird ass permed look they keep giving him
>>
I got a rare Bowman, the original version Another Jungle from the fan adventure Housetrapped:
https://soundcloud.com/cory-baxter-348584826/another-jungle-original-version

And Seinfeld X, since the only version I can find on YouTube is pretty low quality:
https://soundcloud.com/cory-baxter-348584826/seinfeld-x
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>>83334625
/sveg/ is also only on the weekends
>>
>>83334934
good bowmans
>>
>>83334959
that just makes the inconsistent moderation more retarded
>>
>>83334934
>Another Jungle from the fan adventure Housetrapped
neat
i remembered something like that but i couldn't name the specifics
how did that fan adventure go? did it finish or did it die with the forums?
>>
>>83334959
so if we move to weekends we can shitpost all we want
can the eri corps come
>>
>>83334767
I agree with you on the blonde hair part but i dont really care what you headcannon the other kids as as long as it makes sense genetic-wise
Personally I dont even think about the kids races but if i had to give them races id make jake and jade latino, and everyone else whitish
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>>83334934
THANK YOU THIS PRICK DELETED THE POST FROM HIS TUMBLR
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>>83334959
So what you're saying is that it should be even EASIER to delete their fic links
So why are they passed up and all of our shit gets deleted despite being spaced out over a week
It's a gross fucking mismanagement of time to focus so much on us when we don't even DO anything, meanwhile there are constantly 10 fetish threads up when /trash/ and /aco/ both exist
>>
>>83335311
>>83335048
I was saying their lack of 24/7 means they're more on topic and less offending
>>
How ded will we become if nothing happens on 6/12?
>>
>>83335337
That's not the issue here
The issue here is why the janitor keeps deleting our pastebin links
It consistently happens every single time, and yet other generals are allowed to post them all day long
What rule is being broken or ignored here, I'd love to fucking know
In what way is the Janitor doing their job correctly
>>
shenaniganon, you're doing god's work
>>
>>83335224
>Toby deleted everything from his youtube
>80% of people who've done homestuck work have removed it from the internet
It's times like this I appreciate folk like Mozai
>>
>>83335403
Do you think they're embarrassed by their old work, or trying to break the association so they aren't known as a Homestuck music guy forever, or what?
>>
>>83335106

John - east asian
Rose - white
Dave - actual FFFFFF white w/red eyes
Jade - southeast asian or latina or polynesian

Prospitians - white
Dersites - black

Trolls - gray

Jane - white or black
Joke - white
Dirk - latino or mixed?
Roxy - any
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>>83335468
>jane and jake are white
>their ectobabies are somehow asian
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>>83335591
This is always the dumbest shit
Fanartists need to learn how genetics work
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A preview of Con Air: Special Edition.
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Dirk has to be white
Bro being a rapper with puppets isn't quite lame enough unless he's also a wigger
>>
>>83332116
I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS
who is the missing person? Why are we shown a wanted poster for a PS whos been missing for 7 years? Did Roxy help Rose make a hotpocket or did she go to sleep? Did she actually succeed or did sonething else happen??
>>
>>83335645
all rappers are lame
>>
>>83335685
white ones are the lamest by far
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I just want to say how happy I am that this happened

very happy
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>>83335435
I think it's both, I mean Toby didn't delete everything off his tumblr, and he changed his twitter to @tobyfox, so he obviously wants to leave fwugradiation behind.
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>>83335778
this exchange is great because you can tell that it's in response to people who were disappointed by Jade's land reveal
>>
>>83335778
they are literally the cutest
>>
>>83335832
No it wasn't, the canon responses to external bullshit started later. Homestuck characters have always had things to say about the shit they see.
>>
>>83335832
They were? I remember most of us being kind of cool with it, and the whole frog thing was like "oh fuck"
>>
>>83335868
what are you talking about
Hussie was an active member of the forums at that time
he was making snide remarks in canon all the time
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why am i still emotionally invested in this comic, /hst/? 7 years and it's over. i just watched cascade again and i still remember trying to watch it on megaupload after it went down.

when will i stop caring?
>>
>>83335942
I stopped caring for a good three years and the ending dragged me back in
Feels bad
>>
>>83335435

it's not a good way to show how effective your work is when it's attached to a project that didn't work out
>>
>>83335850
you think they just lie in bed together debating the stupidest shit?
>>
>>83335999
I wonder which things he says now and then get him teleported to the couch
>>
>>83335999
>instead of pillow talk it's "Snails versus slugs, which knockoff brand lego brick is the worst, shower versus bath"
>>
>>83335982
>the art and music team members think homestuck is bad and are all distancing themselves from it
Is there anything sadder than being Hussie post-2011?
>>
>>83336120
being me
>>
>>83336043
Many things, but it's only temporary because Jade can't stand to not have something warm to spoon against
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>>83335710
oh my god barty anderson
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>>83333989
Except Jack would have stabbed them all to death as a "greeting".
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>>83336204
>powered by the Green Sun itself in an insane suicidal prototyping
>not instrumental or involved with defeating English
>>
>>83336226
>hyped up as an insane crazy antagonist for three acts
>becomes irrelevant afterward and never hurts anyone or does anything for 5 years, then loses an arm and marries someone else's girlfriend
THANKS FOR PLAYING
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>>83336120
Being one of the morons who game him 2.4 million dollars for a game to be released three years ago with next to no transparency on the "development" process, only confirmation of fullscale art and gameplay shifts confirming that Huss-Buss-Pluss has scrapped the barely existent progress he had for a shitty flash-tier toilet nugget in hopes that interest dropoff and time will help true obscurity to remove the fiasco from public memory so he can retire in his 2 million dollar mansion?
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>>83336276
i want to marry ms paint

:(
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>>83336276
Hussie fucking up Slick and Bec Noir was prime cut schadenfreude, I don't know how you drop a ball so hard it makes all other spheres in sight rush for the ground in solidarity

And weird too since it almost feels like Slick was meant to be English's exile in some beta-idea way
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>>83336280
Hussie isn't smart enough to steal or embezzle. Dude is a creative disaster.
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>>83336384
Andrew Hussie is basically functionally retarded at anything that doesn't involve drawing or writing

And he's very hit-or-miss at those things
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>>83336280
I love how opaque they are about the development process. This means they have spent years doing *literally nothing* save maybe hitting dead end after dead end

This game is beyond doomed
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so what are buckets for

people kept saying 'let me tell you about troll genitalia' but no one actually told me anything
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>>83336043
"furries are bullshit you know"
"I hope this planet gets some actual black rap artists soon ffs"
"you ever think it would be cool to bone a close relative no reason just curious"
"toxic masculinity"
"do they count as dogs or babies like can you bone in the same room as them like you can with a dog or is that weird"
"no its different see a female child molester is hot and basically every little boys dream i mean the concept of hot moms doesnt even work if you dont-"
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>>83336409
He's a sheltered college town nerd boy. He probably lacks a lot of basic life skills and common sense. And he absolutely has no sense for money, management, merchandise, or how to accept criticism, editing, or creative restraint.

Hussie is genuinely *useless* to creative endeavors that isn't his own flailing around.
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>>83336427
no one knows, they're just obliquely involved in troll reproduction and it became a meme
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>>83336427
trolls literally cum buckets

despite that canon fact, barely any porn revolving around this has been made
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>>83336409
nah, the sylladex shenanigans indicate that he at least used to have knowledge befitting a computer science education
not very much of it, seeing as he needed gankro to make anything interactive, but hey
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>>83336434
>boning in the same room as a dog
But he's technically already doing that
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>>83335665
The missing thing is just one of those generic missing ads on the back of milk cartons. I still don't know what's going on though, is there more?
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>>83328101
>Gamebro
oh no. don't ruin that legacy
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>>83336461
he did graduate with a 4-year degree but there's a lot of different kinds of CS degrees and data structures like stacks and queues are literally CS 101 content depending on the curriculum
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>>83335665
Just let the joke speak for itself

Brevity, soul of wit, unlike Hussie, etc etc
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Anyone here miss Liveblogger? Feels like just yesterday everyone was all hyped together in a chatroom.
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>>83336434
>like can you bone in the same room as them like you can with a dog or is that weird

>implying it matters one way or another, they'll find out
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>>83336540
Anon that was literally yesterday
It's been less than 24 hours since we watched Act 7 together and then shitposted over Con Air
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>>83336469
That's why he knows there's nothing wrong with that. He doesn't know about babies though, and he doesn't know which option their own babies actually count as.
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>>83336541
I was never bothered by these because they don't feel like John and Rose at all. They just feel like actors using their likeness for some generic comedy.
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>>83331806
didn't they break up cos drama
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>>83336461
He does actually hold a couple of software patents, so that's something
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>>83336540
She kept us on-topic and reminded us of stuff we forgot. We're worse off without her here.
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>>83334934
Nice Bowman
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>>83336540
>Feels like just yesterday everyone was all hyped together in a chatroom.
that literally was yesterday dumbshit
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>>83336584
She didnt do shit besides unintentionally give us topics to talk about

but now there is literally nothing and these threads serve nothing but to shitpost in
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>>83336580
turns out that was mostly his dad

so even that supposedly significant achievement was not actually his
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>>83336564
Holy shit you're right.
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>>83336540
has the cruise ended? I was in hospital yesterday
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>>83336613
I'm just hanging around for the epilogue and until new SU airs.
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>>83336613
just because you keep saying it doesn't mean it's true
this thread was all about volume 10 and the music team, it was great
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>>83336427
>Trolls have a complicated reproductive cycle. It's probably best not to examine it in much detail.

>The need to seek out concupiscent partners comes with more urgency than typical reproductive instincts. When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.

>The genetic material - WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL - is a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs, respectively. The pails are all offered to the mother grub, who can only receive such precombined material. She then combines all of it into one incestuous slurry, and begins her brooding.

>This doesn't mean the initial combination was for naught, however. In the slurry, more dominant genes rise to the fore, while the more recessive find less representation in the brood. Especially strong matesprit and kismesis pairings yield more dominant genetic material. The more powerful the complement or potent the rivalry, the more dominant the genes.

>TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD. We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament that the phrase "incestuous slurry" is not a feature of common parlance in human civilization.
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>>83336626
something with dave and jade debating shit or otherwise being cute
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>>83336427
They cum in the buckets, which the drones take to the mother grub. I assume the bucket itself isn't really "required", but is just a large container used to move the genetic material
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>>83336626
>>83336660
Seconded

There is always room for more cute DaveJade
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>>83336653
Man. When you see how bad the comic degenerated after its 2 years strong start, it almost begins to sully the past jokes with a sticky veneer of lame
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some people are making a fanmade Act 8
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=14278&p=1
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>>83336624
It was amazing - we'll have to do it again sometime. We need more people to read it fresh.
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>>83336697
There's like 5 of these and none are even slightly good.
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>>83336697
hey yeah hi no fucking thanks

send it back
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>>83336626
>deleted
What
Are you fucking kidding me
It's not even a fapfic, it's clean as a god damn clean thing.
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>>83336697
>fankid
ew
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>>83336626
why is this deleted, we've been talking about this premise for weeks now
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>>83336697
At least it's upfront about being fan-OC trash so we know to drop on page 2 instead of 200, I guess.
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>>83336775
SOMEONE didn't manage to cook the hot pockets right again and they're in a grumpy-wumpy mood
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>>83336697
>obese karkat
>unironically obese jane
>all the strilondes are white negros
Pass
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>>83336697
>those fucking headcanons
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>>83336697
>tenth page
>davekat makeouts already
shut it down
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>>83336687
Yeah, I'm a little ashamed to still like it, but damn the earlier parts are good even knowing what the comic becomes
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>>83336755
It implies davejade and johnroxy, that means the cuck of a janitor has to delete it
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>>83336697
why do they get afros and then lose them
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>>83336853
but i haven't implied johnroxy yet
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>>83336848
Wait shit I mean http://4chan.org/feedback
Don't click that other one it's some other site.
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>>83336697
Where's the porn of the Sylph of Rage OC?
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>>83336913
fuck with shippers

imply relationships out of left field, and then explain absolutely nothing about them because your story focuses on more interesting things
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>>83336969
You already got karkat as a kiwi god, I'm sticking to the good stuff.
also there's no real story, just random tidbits. I'm not good at crafting an overarching story.
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>>83336965
what to make some?
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>Ending where Beta kids get sucked into the black hole and die
>Alphas come back to Earth via the void
>Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Jane, Karkat, Terezi, Kanaya are only survivors on new Earth

What would be the new endgame ships?
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>>83337002
Well that's what I mean

Go ahead and just openly have "John is with Feferi he's super happy" in some many more subtle and eloquent words, then move on with the tidbit

How? Why? When? Wouldn't YOU like to know you shallow romance-obsessed twat
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>>83337045
Only ships I really have are davejade and johnroxy, with rosemary sort of there but not gonna really be focused on because who cares
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>>83337017
I can't draw
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>>83336848
>check the thread
>it's 100% shitposting
Wew laddies
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>>83337034
Considering Hussie's very cold hatred of his own characters and setting, I'm shocked this didn't happen

I mean he did sort of carve the cast down, hilariously, to the ones with us originally and nobody else, so it's even more hilarious that literally 80% of the comic was unnecessary in the end

But yeah sure I'll play, I'd go with

>Roxy/Karkat
>Dirk nobody
>Jade nobody
>Jane nobody
>Terezi nobody
>Kanaya nobody

fuck 'em
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>>83337090
learn to draw
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>>83337034
Dirk/Karkat
Jake/Jane
Roxy/Terezi
Kanaya kills herself
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>>83336626
kanaya wants john to control the weather for her to get revenge on someone
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Should we made a fanmade Act 8?
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>>83337167
SLAM
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>>83337167
A middle-aged hack stands in his bedroom

Blah blah retrieve tampons from store
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>>83337167
No. HSG is already a ghost awaiting permanent death, which is coming soon.

Let go. It's over. Forever.
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>>83337167
there's already 3 or so groups doing it
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>>83337167
We couldn't do worse than the other attempts.
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>>83337208
Let's go. Right here, right now.

Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are standing on a platform with a group of your FRIENDS and also TEREZI.

What will you do?
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>>83337257
kill yourself
not john
I mean you, the poster
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>>83337257
Retcon back to the first panel, murder myself, and then retcon out of this shitty idea forever.

Now shut the fuck up.
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>>83337265
>>83337277
Damn, we're not even going to slay the gay or anything. You guys are no fun at all.
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> ROXY: (yoo troll grouch... john is so nice agh its fuckin me up)
>TEREZI: (1 KNOW)
>TEREZI: (1T'S D1SGUST1NG)
So... are these two cool with each other's winddick ambitions or what?

Would "breezeboner have been better to say? idk what to use with regard to windy wangs.
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>>83337257
Retrieve New ending.
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>>83337348
>ending was so soft and watery and loose that it didn't even have the guts to genuinely show friendship between all these internet pals meeting up
>neither did it have any cohesion or guts to make Terezi and John legit hate each other to the extent it was a serious issue

Homestuck is so goddamn weak
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>>83337348
Angel's one-page comic and a series of fics on AO3 have really turned me on to the Roxy/John/Terezi threesome.
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>>83337257
Put everyone to sleep to fight Lord English while dreaming. Control oxygen levels if necessary to help everyone sleep.

They literally can't lose by doing this, there's no danger from LE to dreamers. They just wake up and can try again. Fuckin easy ass game.
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I just want Hussie to apologize to us all for what he did. I want him to acknowledge that there's no excuse for this ending and that he fucked up, and that he's sorry. I want this more than an epilogue to fix it. The epilogue would have to be another whole Act to be able to patch up all the holes he's left in the story, so it ain't worth it anyways.
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>>83337451
He won't. He can't fix it. He will never apologize for it, because on some level he doesn't think he did anything wrong, and never has. It's his cow, remember? His dead shitty diseased cow, whose milk he couldn't give away for free in a Detroit slum now.

Have fun with you cow, Hussie. And your game which is never coming out. And the remnants of your shitty fanbase who hates you. And your dead career.
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>>83337451
there hasn't been a single peep from hussie outside of writing the word "cuck" since the comic ended
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>>83333333
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>>83337501
Knowing what a lazy coward he is, he'll likely do all he can to hide online and allow others to speak for him as he digs a hole into obscurity. Which he should do. He should vanish and never come back.
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How do we fix Homestuck?
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>>83337543
You can't.
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>>83337543
>Vriska never appears again post-Act 5
>Subplots are either resolved or pruned, don't just cut them off halfway like the Dirk-Jake breakup thing
>No A1 trolls
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>>83337543
No more than 4 trolls. Total. Ever.
Bec Noir is the final boss, and also Lord English after rampaging through paradox space slaying universes.
R-kids happen at the start of Act 5.
No dream bubbles.
No three years.
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>>83337543
Release a comprehensive guide to Titles
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reminder there was always going to be more than four trolls
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>>83337635
4 trolls seems like too much of a size reduction; 8 would probably be fine. Hell, 12 trolls wouldnt be much of a problem if the supporting characters actually supported the main characters instead of supporting other supporting characters.
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Well, it looks like things have truly degraded.

That's okay though. Watching Con Air on synchtube last night was amazing and the perfect way to end the Homestuck experience. I feel like I got a lot of closure from that, more than I would have expected.

It's been seven years. I'm ready to move on.

I had a good time here, a good enough time to say a sincere, heartfelt farewell. And I know how ridiculous that is when we're all really anonymous, but it doesn't matter. Thankyou for all the good times. They've come to mean more to me than I'd ever dare to admit to anyone besides you all right here, right now. I know you'll all probably just call me autistic for that but I don't care.

Thankyou. Thankyou for having happened.
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>>83337701
No. No more than 4. Total. Keep It Simple, Stupid. Else you'll end up like Hussie.
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>>83337732
Thank you for being here with us, autist.
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>>83337451
The epilogue COULD be a whole other act. It could even have the actual climax in it, just like the intermissions have been the main story for a while.

We even saw pretty much all the epilogue Hussie intends to show us - he very clearly wants to avoid solidifying any up-in-the-air relationships or anything because he thinks ambiguity is a free pass in that regard. Only one we didn't see was Terezi, who is definitely just off somewhere sucking off Vriska, no visual confirmation required.
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>>83337732
See you later.
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>>83337732
Good Luck
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Repost for the evening crowd if I didn't post it at night already because I have an awful memory

Handle looks a little gross but passable, don't really know how to improve it. Slime ghost I made smaller since last time, but it's still super prominent on the reference image so it sort of has to be that big.
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>>83337543
Make the B2 kids be the ones mysteriously trolling the B1 kids and start early in the comic so they are actually established before the 6th fucking act. KILL LORD ENGLISH AT THE END OF THE INTERMISSION AND FORGET ABOUT HIM YOU FUCKING HACK. USE THE VILLAINS YOU ALREADY HAVE AND LET THEM STILL BE POWERFUL AND INFLUENTIAL OTHERWISE YOU MAKE ALL YOUR STORY'S BUILDING MOTION IRRELEVANT.
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>>83337732
bye dude
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>>83337830
I thought the idea would be that the 4 kids end up trolling the r-kids in a huge misunderstanding to callback to the trolls, complicated by traveling while communicating.
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>>83337814
>posting something you've made
Careful, the janitor might delete it
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>>83337755
I'll agree with this much, if somehow he actually wanted to do another whole act after 7 it wouldn't be hard to fit it in as something foreshadowed all along.
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last night was a fucking mistake
all it did was make the hyper autists on this thread even more super clingy and desperate

muh thread culture
muh mod aboose
muh synchtube

i can guarantee you the same fags who keep bitching when their shitty fanfiction gets deleted are the same kids who keep bringing up liveblogger and muh deep community feels

fuck off and kill yourselves you pathetic lonely pieces of shit
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>>83337945
Found the janitor
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>>83337945
Off-site communities, chatrooms, streams and Skypes are always, always bad things.

Why has no one learned this yet.
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>>83337953
What makes you say this?
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>>83337945
>comparing people making original content to things like offsite steam groups

How about you go suck the mod's dick some more.
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guys help

how is the condesce so hot
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>>83337969
Too many years on imageboards.
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>>83337953
>>83337985
this
unfortunately it never ends or goes well
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>>83337945
>people creating OC
>PFF FUCKING CLINGY AUTISTS
You are a fucking faggot.
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>>83336412
ok yawn im staying up all night i guess so i'm going to rebuke this because whatever.

i can't say a lot, but i can say for a true fact that the game has been solidly worked on the entire time at the very least since it moved in house. lots of really insane roadblocks happened along the way, and i'm at liberty to talk about none of it. i can say this: the man gives a shit and the team is putting heart, soul, and a+++ work into something that you'll probably like.

it's obvious that the final game is vastly different than what was originally hoped for. that's not the team or hussie's fault. maybe there will be a tell all in the future, ala the whole lionhead thing. you'd probably find it fascinating.

point is the game will at least be -good.-
do you like point and clicks? did you like broken age? you'll probably dig it, even in its current form. maybe it won't be an earthshattering experience the likes of which the world has never seen before, but it'll be worth playing, at least.

god i wish professional and human courtesy (there are things i know even i shouldn't know) didnt keep me from telling you all some things because what's going on is, again, entirely not wp's fault. nobody on the team is really to blame for the hardship. at this point, including money that's been lost due to merch cost and other reasons, the game has gone way over its 2 million budget and is being funded basically out of pocket. the fact that it wasn't straight up cancelled is a testament to the sheer fortitude of what pumpkin.

for the record: i'm not directly involved in the making of this game. nothing is personally at stake here, even career shit. i could probably shit on the game if i wanted. but i don't. i just want to set this straight i guess.

it does fucking suck for everyone, backers especially. at the very least i learned some important mistakes to avoid when i crowdfund from it, so that's cool?
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>>83338069
Broken Age was a mess though.
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>>83338069
is this actually rj

rj why are you talking about stuff

why am I talking about stuff instead of working

help me rj I'm doing this instead of work
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>>83338069
>comparing it to broken age
>saying it's gone way over its 2 million budget

Dude all you're doing is digging a deeper hole
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>tfw you will never pile into a shitty van with your three friends and road-trip to see Hussie at a con to tell him how shitty homosuck is before stuttering out "f-f-farts" and walking away from the table
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>>83338069
>Broken Age
That's not the best comparison you could have made, my dude. I appreciate the insight, though. I'll keep it in mind when I get testy.
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>>83333333
AY! SON
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>>83338069
thank you easing the pain
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>>83338130
at least it wasn't compared to duke nukem forever and half-life 3 this time
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>>83338140
Secondary feel: anon never wrote a thing about that and even if they did it'd get deleted
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>>83338174
Well yeah but it also makes me less excited. There were mentions of battle systems originally and comparing it to Broken Age just makes it seem like it'll be a bog standard point n click, which is just eh.
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>>83338096
Because I'm Waiting For 100 Stems To Render Out And It's Taking Forever
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>>83338247
Hey, do you have any idea why Hussie thought this ending was okay? Does he know he fucked up? You don't talk about, do you?
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>>83338247
what, you haven't figured a way around this involving separating the file into thirds or something like that rj jr rj
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>>83338219
Man would it really have been so hard to make it like Paper Mario
>>
How much % of Hiveswap's problems are things that are already leaked?
>>
as for the broken age comparisons that game was great, i thought? even if the puzzles were on the easy side which, fine. the money showed in the immense amount of good VA work and quality animation/music, so no bummer there. hell, i backed the thing, so i'd have a right to be angry if i wanted to be.

plus broken age was hella transparent from day 1. great job on double fine's part, honestly.

anyway broken age is the most similar comparison point to what hiveswap's ending up like in the end, but that's partially due to visual reasons. you could point to a ton of examples of other pointyclicks too.
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>>83338286
paper mario is shit
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>>83338289
They just hired a backgrounds artist the other day. Backgrounds are the meat and potatoes of point-and-clicks. This game won't be out for another 3 years.
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>>83333933
Jade "Paradox Space for the Master Race" Harley
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>>83338269
i have, and it's still taking forever. at least it's Working, now
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>>83335468
>John - east asian
>Jade - southeast asian or latina or polynesian

>Jane - white or black
>Joke - white

how
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>>83338334
Jane slept around
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>>83337543
1) There's no going back.
2) Going back is precisely what's brought us to this state.
3) Acknowledge it.

We just need to see how it all inevitably unravels in time.
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>>83338069
wait who's this

>>83338301
you're shit
>>
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>>83338301
So you're just trying to make as many shitty posts as possible
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>>83338351
it's rj
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>>83338261
no but i love me some obtuse endings and i had no problems with it so i'm not the one to ask. probably not an ending i'd have made for it if i was in the driver's seat, but i loved act 7. i'm ok without closure. i honestly have no idea what the epilogue will be but i'd be ok without one myself.

but that's me!

it felt like a breaking bad situation, where ozymandias is the real finale with a two episode epilogue. the real ending is the huge giant 18 minute flash, and then you have a tiny kinda quiet epilogue after that. nothing wrong with that imo.

>>83338289
a good portion but there is def stuff that has not
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>>83338407
You're chill and good. I feel like he wasted years of my life, but I'm glad you're unharmed and at peace with it.
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>>83338406
Should I know who the fuck that is

Because I don't
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>>83338447
music team member
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>>83338447
he did music!
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>>83338424
man trust me there were points where i felt like i wasted years myself, except that was because i was, you know, a part of the thing. but i'm over the garbage and drama of that (like, 2012/13-or-around) time period and i'm cool with homestuck and what pumpkin. a lot of the problems i had with wp at the time are also completely 100% moot and/or fixed at this point so why be shitty? plus a lot of it was me being in college and being shitty because of that.

anyway don't think of the time wasted. think about the good stuff. you read a thing you didn't like, but you liked a lot of it, and there are certainly more things out there. like erased, the first anime i saw in years that i liked a lot. i liked it a lot, you guys.

or other webcomics! i'm gonna launch one soon probably, with nice simple art to keep my schedule tight. i'm tentatively thinking of doing a gofundme to buy a used cintiq but i don't wanna bleed people's money so soon after another crowdfunder (seems tacky). maybe just a commissions thing?

def look into the books offered by image comics btw. there's a lot of good stuff there.
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>>83338474
>>83338481
Rad

>>83338407
oh shit you did The Beginning of Something Really Excellent

Thanks
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>>83338447
nobody does. i'm the guy who made all the songs you hate the most
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>>83338516
But I liked The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
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what's worse than davekat?
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>>83338524
davekat jr his son
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>>83338523
then i guess i lied and also maybe you should buy stuckhome syndrome! it helps me pay rent
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>>83338501
>except that was because i was, you know, a part of the thing.
based
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>>83338536
this is an entirely unwarranted plug. you don't have to do that if you don't want to. but listen to what's there for sure! it's bandcamp, so free streaming and all for at least the core 43 songs
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okay so for this "davejade being cute" piece of the fic, anything in particular
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>>83338590
The whole Dave/Jade dynamic works best when Jade gets Dave to stop being so defensive and have some fun without being scared of compromising his "image"

So that
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>>83338590
they comfort each other in karkat's funeral

unlike john/roxy/terezi who had a hot gangbang over vriska's grave
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Oh, and I rerendered this thing after long enough. And fixed up the holes.

Wish I had the colours to print it like this, but I'm pretty much limited to gold right now.
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>>83338620
sorry man, karkat is alive and living in new zealand in this, and johnroxy are monogamous (because at the very least living in polyamorous relationship with a biblical creature would attract attention)
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RJ.

I need to know.

Did you kill Bowman?
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>hiveswap.com is still about the dead 3D game
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>>83338611
thats a bit vague and kind of a given anyway
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>>83338662
if trolls are mythological figures how's there one in new zealand and nobody cares
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>>83338590
I dont mind the weird glowing eyes that much but johns lips are so awful.
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>>83338706
There's nobody who actually sees him, he's akin to bigfoot but with kiwis. He's the maori kiwi god, Kakat.
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>>83338407
did you like davekat too
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>>83338706
You act like people would intentionally go talk to Karkat
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>>83338681
if there's no body you can't prove anything
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>>83338720
So in this little world what's the whole status of things?
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>>83338648
And this one too. Old picture looked very bad due to the way-too-even lighting.
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>>83338749
fuck you cal harris you're GUILTY and everyone knows it
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>>83338731
well yeah
everyone likes karkat until you actually get to know him
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>>83338750
All major religions in the world base themselves off pantheon of the kids, who retain their godlike powers.
Most of them want to live normal lives so have gone underground and hide their identities, which is somewhat hard, and have to sometimes move when they're found out.
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>>83338407
>I love obtuse ending
That wasn't obtuse, it was Swiss chesse.

> i'm ok without closure
All I read is "I never really cared about Homestuck. Or don't anymore"
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>>83338880
Oh also there are some mortals who have to know about their status as gods (family doctors and such), so they made them into "disciples" and their descendants get all these perks and powers in exchange for providing a service to the kids. So political powers and old money often owe their start to the kids.
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>>83338914
yesss lets argue about why someones opinion is not actually their opinion, that is my favourite conversation of 4chan
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>>83338880
>>83338930
Not good enough. Needs to be a high school AU.
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>>83338967
Oh it is their opinion.

But is a really shitty one.
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>>83338986
>Tags: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Non-Sburb, Humanstuck, Highschool AU, hurt/comfort
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>>83338914
i also love swiss

but honestly, what were you expecting to happen? what could you have wanted? it's a foregone conclusion that the kids make it to a new universe in some way. it's a foregone conclusion that caliborn becomes lord english. these are the important things, and they were basically always going to happen. kids beat lord english, caliborn still becomes lord english. homestuck is cyclical.

the ending was pretty much exactly what was always going to happen, just on a more satisfying note than if it was hyper-spelled-out. for me, at least. i thought it was beautiful myself (also there's the fact that it was destined to make people upset no matter what it did. there were people complaining about the fact that the animation was -good,- which, baffles, me, but)

if the epilogue gets too specific i probably won't like it as much as this
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>>83339004
you seem fun and cool to be around
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>>83339013
I don't understand this image
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>>83339013
The real question is why everyone in general is so reluctant to have post-Sburb stuff where they're actually gods. I've barely seen anything involving that.
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>>83339046
I stopped trying to understand a thousand years ago.
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>>83339060
who the fuck let rose have a child
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>>83339022
incidentally by "hyper-spelled-out" i mean i'm glad it didn't delve into too much detail about things (ironic, given my further delving herein). why do those things even matter? they don't, in the long run. we don't need every last loose end tied. homestuck doesn't need to be endless. it's got enough in it for you and me to draw your own conclusions about anything. the whole point is that it never ends.

aside from the main focus (john egbert, the core of the story always) it didn't really have a narrative obligation to tie anything up at all.
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>>83339051
The same people that write the majority of fanfics are stupid teenage girls who want to see boys kiss, not see to young gods struggle with the trials of a world that worships them when can barely sort out their own interpersonal problems
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>>83339083
Its actually a large hotpocket she drew eyes on.
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>>83339111
>kanaya doesn't realize this because she's stupid
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>>83339111
>>83339083
kanaya is nervous because she saw her make it and yet she swears it blinked at her
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>>83339121
It's just the frozen hot pocket melting and cause the drawn on eyes to look weird
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>>83339092
So you have no issue with the idea that EOA7 was started before the retconquest and included none of the elements that changed significantly because it was pretty to look at?
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>>83339120
why didnt they just go to the store
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>>83339185
Trolls are Stupid
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>>83339120
rose is the stupid one
kanaya is just dumb
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>>83339092
im glad someone agrees with me re:shit being hyper-spelled-out being a bad thing. i thought the last intermission was a drag and it soured me a lot, but everything post-omegapause was homestuck back at its best just in time
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>>83339172
it included vriska being alive by badly editing her eyes
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>>83339022
I think a lot of people were expecting a final reveal, something to make the several plot devices spun whole cloth in the late game more reasonably tied into the rest of the story.
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would sollux be a good father?
i am asking for no particular reason
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>>83339185
>What Do You Mean There Is A Store For Babies
>You Mean You Spend Nine Months In Pain When You Could Just Buy One
>Humans Are Weird
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can you believe there were people who read homestuck for the characters lmfao muh character arcs!!!
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>>83333384
T H A N K S F O R P L A Y I N G
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>>83339229
uh
maybe?

he'd either be a deadbeat or a regular parent + computers
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>>83337543
Wait for my 4-part movie saga to fix it in about 20 years.
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>>83339205
this only comes from us having no idea how long act 7 might be, though. people thought it was going to be a three hour game or something. if wed known it was a ten minute video before the moment it came out we mighta been ready for that. even the moment you start the video you can see the ==> button at the bottom of the screen and you can't be sure this is the last page.
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>>83339245
>read Homestuck for the characters
>PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ARCS LMAO
>read Homestuck for the lore
>KEK FUCK THAT NERD SHIT
>read Homestuck for the character interactions
>THE MAIN CHARACTERS WILL NEVER ALL TALK LOL GET FUCKED
I don't understand
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>>83339092
does andrew come to 4chan and read the bad words people say about him
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>>83339356
he has to have done something along those lines
otherwise how would he get such an accurate representation of "4chan when a content creator comes around" for mituna
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>>83339356
no

>hussie surrounds himself with sycophants
>probably thinks everyone loves the ending and how "deep" and "subversive" it is
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>>83337150
http://pastebin.com/zGdaY9XQ

i've spent too long in these threads that i can't remember really how to write Kanaya.
But there you go, Kanaya calls John late at night to tell him to kill a vampire romance book author. Get it while the pockets are hot.
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>>83338756
This is cute. Why are the new kids so cute?
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>>83339439
nice insider info bro! wow! glad i asked you!
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>>83339501
>EB: pretty sure according to rose you aren't a vampire anyway, you're like some sort of troll super babysitter!
>GA: You Are Also Being Offensive
>GA: I Am Not A Babysitter
>GA: I Have Never Sat On A Baby

Good
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>>83339530
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>>83339530
cry more lil bitch
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>>83339501
davejade next please?
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>>83339092
>it's got enough in it for you and me to draw your own conclusions about anything
I don't see how that's a good thing. People read stories to find answers, even a puzzles-and-mysteries story like Homestuck should have a reasonable way to piece together exactly what happened with little room for ambiguity instead of leaving it open for competing theories. Leaving character fates fairly open-ended in a series that devoted so much time to the characters seems foolhardy at best.

And this matters because he focused on interactions and development and arcs so heavily and people invested themselves and therein lies the obligation, assuming Hussie had any desire to write a story that's enjoyable from start to finish. It's really silly to pretend that's irrelevant to the end of the story to the point that wanting to know how the main villain was actually defeated is likened to wanting the story "hyper-spelled-out".
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>>83339578
Later
I'll have her missing him when he's out time traveling
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>>83339599
>time traveling
RTFC
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>>83339580
>characterfags
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>>83339614
>he time traveled in collide
Why don't you go RTFC
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>>83339614
playing the stock market doesn't pile up dead daves like no tomorrow, it's all good
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>>83339614
it's okay, they're stable time loops. He goes back in time and does stuff like carve geromy in place of the nazca lines or set it up so their version of the bible is written to make him look better
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>>83339573
Hey insider, how many dicks did Hussie suck while he was begging The Odd Gentlemen to work on his game?
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>>83339797
42
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>>83339303
>if wed known it was a ten minute video before the moment it came out we mighta been ready for that
Even then though, when we were counting down how many would have believed the whole action with the juju vis a vis English was going end up completely offscreened? Showing a few flashes but keeping it mostly mysterious? Yeah I could have bought that. Calling this a "mystery ending" or an "ambiguous ending" is giving it too much credit.
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>>83339578
finished it, will post it next thread
think it turned out pretty cute
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>>83340055
good
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>>83340079
>there is actual art of jade fucking dave so hard his dick breaks
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>>83340048
it can be shit and an intentional/solvable puzzle at the same time. why do the people who've solved it have to constantly say that solving it made it good, while the people who hate it feel the need to call it unsolvable and meaningless. both sides just end up looking delusional.
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>>83340158
Simple. Even when it's "solved" it's such a mess I'd rather believe something unexpected happened.
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