My fucking normalfag sister who barely reads any comics just

>>83311148
change it to "Hail moot" and I would support it

>>83311224
"moot"? who is this "moot" of whom you speak?

>>83311148

Don't even speak that name.
You don't know him.
From this point on, this "Steve Rogers" is CAINO, Captain America in name only.

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>>83311224

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>normies who think comic books are one long ongoing story and not hundreds of different versions with hundreds of different writers with hundreds of different retcons each

Nowhere near as funny as #FireRemender.

Have you considered explaining to her that the issue itself heavily telegraphed that his memories had been changed and it will be back to normal in like a year instead of telling strangers on 4chan about it and having her continue to spread misinformation?

>>83311148
>normalfag sister
Is she hot?
........
Sorry, I'm just lonely.

>>83311637
Not him but I've found that asking this question usually yields an aggressive response.

>>83311673

because they always want to fuck their sister but cant

>>83311632
No, I just laughed in her face and told her they'll probably come up with another "epic" twist.

I mean yeah the "twist" will revert back to the status quo. Anyone who reads comics knows this. Anyone who has read comics recently knows that this is most likely due to either the Red Skull with Xavier's brain/telepathic abilities or the Cosmic Cube/Kobik revitalising him. But is it right for Marvel to use this as 'shock value' to simply sell more comics? The shock value of turning this iconic character into seemingly a member of the organisation he's been fighting against for years, which stemmed from Nazi origins?

>>83311247
>>83311537
This is not funny.

>people care more about a fucking Captain America comic than any DC comic in history
Marvel has truly done it

>>83311148
Post the tweet.

>>83311148
This twist is a great way of separating the people who actually read comics from the people who don't.

I mean I think it's a dumb twist as well, but anyone who thinks this is some sort of permanent retcon, or even something that hasn't happened before a thousand different times to a thousand different characters, doesn't have the slightest clue what they're talking about.

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>>83311148
attempt #1

>>83311890
Make the HYDRA logo porn board red.

>>83311890
thats pretty good.

>>83311890
How do we get this to the mods? /qa/? Feedback?

>>83311619
Was that funny though? I don't remember bitching superior to what we got in this case.

Does he have really good motivation to turn to Hydra? Like is it because the America he defended is gone and has been replaced by this liberal hellhole we live in now?

Or is it just some bullshit *just as planned* crap?

>>83311632
don't you dare mansplain comics to a woman

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>>83311148
>>83311148
>still no Master Chief Covenant variant
I need to git gud at photo editing

>>83311870
It was a phone message.

>>83311890
Now do a shitty gif who go like typical captain america/4chan logo/hail hydra captain.

>>83311986
To make America great again

>>83311148
>This is the funniest outrage I've witnessed in years.

I dunno, Cho spider-gwen was pretty good.

>>83311148
Hydcap and Spock furever.

>>83311224
What the fuck is a moot

>>83311986
>Does he have really good motivation to turn to Hydra?
Red Skull has had Charles Xavier's mindfucking powers for a while now and implanted a bunch of fake memories, so now Cap thinks he was pretty much raised by Hydra.

>>83311224
>Hail moot
What the fuck does that even mean

>>83312053
Yeah, but that was mostly self-declared feminists.
This is actually getting to normies. I'm almost sad it wasn't instigated by 4chan itself cause it would've been one of the greatest trolls in recent history.

>>83312413
What was it instigated by anyway? The only decent theory I've heard was that Disney kicked off the twitter campaign, but that seems a little too tinfoil to me.

>>83311593
To be fair, they cannot be blamed for wanting cohesion.

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>mfw people I know start bitching about stuff like this

Same thing happened with femthor. I mean yeah femthor is shit, but people IRL were going "oh shit Thor got turned into a woman" and basically being mad about shit that never happened

Two normalfag friends who don't read comics also asked me about it and were really shocked about the reveal.

Fucking hell, why did this shit spread everywhere. Had to explain to them how comics work and tell them it's not that big of a deal since it will get retconned soon enough. Conversation ended with them telling me comics sound weird as fuck. No wonder normies just watch the movies and don't bother with this shit.

>>83312552
It's a story arc, not a retcon.

>>83311813
>Which stemmed from nazi origins
The movies aren't canon to the comics. HYDRA predates Naziism by centuries. Hell, in this very comic, Steve was indoctrinated in the early 20s, before nazi-ism even existed either. So even if this was 100% legit, it'd be more accurate to say that Steve is taking HYDRA back from the Nazis, not working for them.

>>83311148
Yeah I don't get it either. No one would give a fuck if Cap weren't popular due to the MCU. This has to be the most bullshit 'outrage' I've ever seen, regarding anything /co/-related. Most of these people don't even read comics and only give a shit thanks to the MCU.

>>83312638
>it'd be more accurate to say that Steve is taking HYDRA back from the Nazis
#MakeHydraGreatAgain

>Most of these people don't even read comics and only give a shit thanks to the MCU.

Reminds me of all the goober gaters getting angry about Fosthor.

>>83312542
>people IRL

People HERE still think it's permanent.

>>83312638
>Steve was indoctrinated in the early 20s, before nazi-ism even existed either

The nazi party was created in 1920.

>>83311986
> Implying that's a good reason

Also Cap has always been pretty much a liberal

>>83311247
>le being a newfag is cute meme
Nope

>>83311813
Consider suicide

>>83311224
who?

>>83311148
change it to "Hail Reddit" and watch everybody rage!

>>83311890
I would have preferred a hail 4chan edit, but wtver

/v/ already made dozens of edits but I don't have any on me.

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>>83312876
I have seen a few on /a/, though I've only saved this.

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>>83312876
some are pretty great

>>83311813
>But is it right for Marvel to use this as 'shock value' to simply sell more comics?

Yes.

>>83311148
>outrage
What? That's bizarre. I understand surprise, but actually being angry?

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>>83312819

>>83311974
People got their knickers in a knot over something they made up in their heads, so yes.
This is just a generic "I don't like what's Marvel doing" outrage.

>>83312710
I'm assuming that at least some of the people here are also actual people in real life.

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>>83311890
>>83313070

>Not making Cap say "Hail Reddit" or "Hail Tumblr"

>>83313275
Why not make a shitty gif with a lot of versions of the Hail maymay?

>>83311890
Should it refer Win'O threads on /co/?

the cap should be le green anon man if he's representing 4chan

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>>83311148
he should be saying one of the 3 if a banner:
"Hail 9gag"
"Hail reddit"
Hail Something Awful"
Also he should be green like anonymous
anything else is missing the damn point of the joke.

Is there a template?

>>83311148
>supporting "lets do anything that will annoy people" editor mandates
Sheeple plz.

>>83311148
"yay" say the idiots at marvel "we've gotten normalfags to care about our product!"
"but they hate it" "So what? we're not paid to entertain, we're paid to stand out"

>>83311839
Death of Superman almost singlehandedly crashed the market

>>83312455
I blame Rick for acting like this was going to be something important before it came out.

>>83313451
Why not Hail Tumblr? They're the current boogeyman of choice.

>>83313751
He should have a red nose then

>>83313751
It's a flavor of the month, hating 9gag is timeless.

>>83313748
Rich Johnston? You give him too much credit. He predicted the reaction but didn't cause it.

>>83311224
What is Moot and how is that /co/ related?

>>83313070
this, but with the clover instead of the hydra logo

>>83313070
moot's face saying /pol/ was right
it would be perfect

I saw someone on facebook share a retarded image saying 'my six year old is crying because they said cap was a bad guy now!' and then went on a big rant

I hate normies

>>83311890
>>83313070
>>83313229

Move the speech bubble up. It being cut off is triggering my autism.

I understand mocking the outrage, but denying that Hydra is heavily tied to Nazism is ridiculous. It even says so on Marvel's official website.

>>83313969
Like hating ebaumsworld?

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>>83315450
People are saying that being Hydra doesn't automatically make you a racist Nazi.
Even actual racist nazis stopped being racist nazis after joining Hydra.

>>83311148
how much is Disney paying you?

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>>83311247
>>83311537
>>83312291
>>83312368
>>83312811
>>83314022
>All these Anons pretending Moot didn't exist and abandoned us

>>83315751
He just went to the store for cigarettes
He'll be back

>>83313969
9gag was quintessential flavor of the month hate. It was Gaia-tier hate.

>>83315751
Moot was a fucking faggot.
He danced with SJWs and killed sound threads.

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>>83315591
No, people are saying that there's no connection. Nick Spencer makes it, the Marvel website makes it, Agents of SHIT makes it, Earth's Mightiest Heroes makes it, the comics themselves make it. Hydra is heavily associated with Nazism and has been for a while.

>no "Hail Snacks"
Come on.

>>83314085
This please.

>>83315788
No, everyone (not just 4chan) hates 9gag so hard that it got boring, like people being afraid of slenderman.

>>83315942
2005 was over 10 years ago, anon. Let it go.

>>83311593
This.

If they followed even a single marvel storyline at one point, they would realize how insanely stupid all the retards sound right now.

>>83311890
This alone, or this with a gif that cycles through different edits would be perfect.

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>>83315849
>>83315450

Except: Hydra was never a branch of nazism. It had nazis in it, but that's about it.

http://www.newsarama.com/29488-no-captain-america-is-not-a-nazi-looking-at-hydras-true-nature.html

The emotional children who are comparing it to such just want a kneejerk reaction.

Them, like you, can't argue objectively about anything. So they instead drag nazis and hitler into it because they want the biggest emotional response possible.

"OH MY GOD CAP IS A NAZI" is about the stupidest thing any one person can say about this storyline. It makes people actually arguing about the real merits look like fools when tons of lemmings, braindead retards, and movie-only fuckwits are screaming about nazis and hitler to an organization that was only tangentially related.

It's dragging real-life atrocities and fatalities into your internet argument about this fictional america man like a child. This is how a child argues.

>>83312965
>>83313010
>>83313033
>>83315402

Anyone got more edits?

>>83311247

Nietzsche's God.

Have you not heard of that madman who lit a lantern in the bright morning hours, ran to the marketplace and cried incessantly: "I am looking for God! I am looking for God!"

As many of those who did not believe in God were standing together there he caused considerable laughter. "Have you lost him then?" said one. "Did he lose his way like a child?" said another. "Or is he hiding? Is he scared of us? Did he emigrate?" They shouted and laughed in this manner. The madman sprang into their midst and pierced them with his look. "Where has God gone?" he cried. "I will tell you. We have killed him — you and I. We are all his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained this earth from its sun? Where is it moving now? Where are we moving now? Away from all suns? Aren't we perpetually falling? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there any up or down left? Aren't we straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Hasn't it become colder? Isn't more and more night coming on all the time? Must not lanterns be lit in the morning? Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we not smell anything yet of God’s putrefaction? Gods, too, decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, the murderers of all murderers, comfort ourselves? That which was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives — who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games will we need to invent? Isn't the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to seem worthy of it?"

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>>83317480

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>>83317801

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>>83311224

The fuck's a moot?

>>83311224
LITERALLY
W
H
O?

>>83317968
>>83318001

see>>83317698

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Not /co/ related, but

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>>83318194
No, not Sunbro. Anyone but the Sunbro!

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>>83315450
Found the moviefag.

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>>83311993

>>83320261
Hail Sarkeesian

>>83312677
Hydra was never great

>>83320335
Do one where he says "I'm not the Senate."

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>>83311148

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>>83315450
HYDRA was created by Lee and Kirby as a ripoff of SPECTRE. Steranko turned it into a semi-Nazi thing.

So the people going "ZOMG what would Jewish Jack Kirby say" (most of whom usually think Jews are privileged white people) don't even know that Kirby's original vision was already betrayed while he was still at Marvel.

So to get from this to anti-Semitism you have to make like 10 different steps:
1) Pretend this story is not a fake-out
2) Pretend Cap is HYDRA
3) Pretend HYDRA is the Nazis
4) Pretend making Cap into a Nazi would be the same thing as Holocaust denial
5) Pretend you know how Jack Kirby and Joe Simon would feel

etc. There is no mechanism by which any sane person would be hurt by this, and at some point you just have to tell people that their pain is fake and stupid.

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what's he saying /co/?

>>83321562
the heart

>>83315774
>...how come he don't want me, man?

>>83321562

I dont know but that ear still bothers me.

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>>83312876

>>83321628
Oh shit, it's been ages

>>83321850
DELETE THIS

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>>83312587

No, his point is that it's gonna be story arc which will EVENTUALLY become retconned. Maybe not in this year or next year, but possibly 5 years down the line.

That's how shit usually works in comics. For many years, people thought of Hal Jordan's Zero hour incident as being massively out of character for him and people thought it really ruined him for good. Eventually, due to the complaints about Hal's OOCness, it was retconned that Parallax was a being that took advantage of Hal's grief and in the moment, took control of him and wrecked havoc while possessing Hal.

>>83311224
>not moot saying hail google

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>>83322540

>>83311813
The shock only comes to new readers. Had to explain this has been set up for a while now.
Also all the butt hurt over this shows that the Red Skull is winning and general public is none the wiser.

>>83311839
That's what happens when they have a movie franchise that's great for the whole family of normies.

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I made a funny

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>>83317480

>>83322808

I like this.

>>83322758
good but missing something
like an "N'T"

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>>83322843
So it has to express the contrary? Gotcha'

>>83311148
>People giving a fuck about post 2004 Marvel continuity shit

Marvel has been garbage for a decade now, why does anyone care? They ruined Spider-Man, they ruined the idea of death, they ruined the Avengers, they ruined the X-Men, they ruined the idea of a legacy character, they ruined cosmic Marvel, they even ruined the idea of a crossover event. Who gives a fuck at this point what they do? You idiots will just gobble it up anyways, so it's not like they'll stop this anytime soon.

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>>83322869
>tfw they retconned HYDRA to pre-Christ cult who worshipped a literal SquidWard

Skye BTFO

>>83323047

Ha! I get it. I'm not as dense as I thought I was.

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How's this?

>>83323497
i like it

>>83311224
Hail Reddit

>>83311148
fuck off, tv head
it's the worst writing out of marvel in years, and considering the garbage marvel's been pandering that's saying a lot

>>83323497
Maybe change the "A" on his head to a "t"
All on all its pretty good though.

>4chan
>Not 4hydra

>>83323623
>"A" on his head to a "t"
Why? I think I'm missing the joke

>>83323672
Tumblr. They're the one's losing shit over "tru steve" and 4chan would be Hydra if anything.
Color scheme matches too.

Why is this triggering people that don't read comics?

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>>83323714
You mean like this?

>>83313010
Not
>Mend and repair

>>83323841
For the most part people think HYDRA is Nazis, and since Steve was made by jews they say that (while aware the change isn't permanent/for shock) it's super fucked up to use this of all things to pull in attention. I'm not up in arms about it, but while Marvel sure is getting attention now (no such thing as bad publicity) I hope some sort of backlash happens just for trying to pull gimicky shit that hard. At least the token minorities has potential.
>>83323848
Yes, perfect.

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>>83311148
Kikes and normies who don't read comics sure got butthurt over a silly twist that will probably be revealed as a trick in the next issue and then retconned out of existence a year down the line.

>>83322540
BAHGAWD, BAHGAWD, IT'S PANDEMONIUM!!!

HERE COMES RED SKULL! AND HE'S GOT THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!
IT'S CHAOS! WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!

>>83323868
>not knowing the ebin meme

NEWFAG ALERT

NEWFAG ALERT

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>>83311148
I hope this permanent. Captain America in the comics and in the films sounds like walking propaganda attempting to convince us that the WW2 generation weren't as racist, sexist, homophobic, and thus not one of the most evil generation to have ever lived. They were and they still are. I honestly don't understand this idolization that Americans have for a fictional character that doesn't even represent his own era. Captain America of this comic is just being true and honest to the real generation that caused the most bloodiest war in all of human history. The "good" guys of WW2 also supported eugenics and weren't at all different from the Nazi, because guess what? They were all anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, homophobic, and almost every evil discriminatory term we have a label for. The Greatest Generation only produced the Greatest Evil and I'm glad someone is sticking it to them. Fuck them and fuck people who still admire them.

>>83315751
it's to dull the pain

>>83320210
>343.jpg

>>83312965
>>83313010
>>83313033
>>83320335

these edits are great

>>83315774
Which Iron Man is this from?

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>>83312811
>>83322420
>>83323561

One of these.

>>83322808
>I prefer shorts.

>>83320922
Holy shit, you absolute bastard.

>>83329151

I get that it's Loss, but I don't get how Doctor Manhattan ties into either meme.

>>83328786
You're thinking of the kid in Iron Man 3.
"Dad went to the store to get some scratchers. Guess he must have won, 'cuz that was six years ago."

>>83311637
She's negative 82 years old.

>>83313033
>not "gotta go slow"

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>>83311148
Is it bad that the thing that triggers me the most about this is the lack of any ear-wing things, painted on or otherwise?

>>83329363
for a second I though that was Sonichu

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>>83311148
God no, /co/ is already host to the worst 4chan banner.

>>83329698
Shit, I thought that was supposed to be Crash Man this whole time

>>83330048
Oh yeah, it does kind of look like him.

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>>83321850
made a better version

>>83323848
That's great and works on more than one level, since tumblr is the new internet hate machine. They truly have become what they claim to despise, if not worse.

>>83323561

This.

I'm kind of surprised it took that long for this to happen in a comic, really.

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>>83320641
Not him, but here.

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>>83329363

>sister

I don't what the hell happened with my life but seeing this word instantly triggers my arousal.

>>83318194
>gag over the helmet

kek

>>83311890
>>83313070
>>83313229
>>83323497
>>83323848
when can we submit new banners

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feel free to remake not shit

>>83330429
This is fantastic.

>>83330429
https://youtu.be/YlqGvf4dYNY?t=88

>>83313010
And then John waz the demonz.

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>>83320335
>>83330730
Because I had nothing better to do

>>83315796
No, he saved us from Reddit.

>>83311224
I don't get it. Is this a meme?

>>83330429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU2E1lX1geY

>>83332460
>>83330730
Someone needs to make a dark side half burned up Anakin who says: "I love you!"

>>83332743
Apparently moot was some high profile tripfag or something, I dunno

>>83332920
>not making a Ashoka who says, "I leave you, this time again."

>>83315796

Kid, we pretty much rule /co/ now.

Can someone make one of Stan Lee? Hail DC!!!

>>83328718
Someone should recolor him green.

>>83315402
>Somebody saved this
t-thanks

>>83321562

/co/. The truth is.... ____

>>83329630
No, that should trigger you. That's the exact thing that makes him HYDRA.

>>83322869

Seeing as Cap would have been a member in WWII and he's working side by side with famed nazi Red Skull I'm gonna assume that yes, he is most likely a nazi at the moment.

I really don't think that makes the plot antisemitic. I just think it's really fucking stupid, cheap, and anyone defending it as "IT MIGHT BE INTERESTING!" is no better than the people crying "Not muh!"

>>83333913
Yeah, I agree. I think we've gotten so caught up in enjoying the SJW butthurt that we've lost sight of how this plot twist is RETARDED, even by the standards of Brevoort's Marvel. It makes no sense at all, and it's clearly something they did solely to shock and offend people with no real thought put into telling a good story.

I actually don't mind at all seeing Spencer and Brevoort and Marvel get fucking raked over the coals for this. It's one dumb plot twist too many.

>>83333961

>This gets made before HAIL SHOCKER

Say it ain't so!

>>83333913
>Seeing as Cap would have been a member in WWII
If we take this at face value, he was indoctrinated by an American HYDRA sect in the early 20s, years before the nazi party even existed, so their ethos wouldn't have had any connection whatsoever with the HYDRA that Cap joined.

>and he's working side by side with famed nazi Red Skull
We don't know that. At this very moment, there are at least three different HYDRAs operating. Red Skull's HYDRA, which are neo-nazis and far right extremists, Zemo's HYDRA, which are the Masters of Evil, and Gorgon/Strucker's HYDRA which is the traditional HYDRA that's been around since the 60s.

We don't know which of these three Cap is hailing at the end. In fact, it is entirely possible that Cap's HYDRA is his own fourth faction that has nothing to do with Red Skull's, Zemo's, or Strucker's. For all we know, Captain America's HYDRA is a heroic HYDRA in the same vain as Roberto's AIM.

>>83334105
lol this shit will die down the instant its revealed its some sort of "good guy" hydra

>>83334105
>We don't know which of these three Cap is hailing at the end. In fact, it is entirely possible that Cap's HYDRA is his own fourth faction that has nothing to do with Red Skull's, Zemo's, or Strucker's. For all we know, Captain America's HYDRA is a heroic HYDRA in the same vain as Roberto's AIM.
That's why I'm betting on. The HYDRA that Cap joined as a kid could be entirely different than what RS, Zemo, or Strucker are currently using the organization for. I sincerely doubt Cap is pro kids suicide bombing themselves. He's probably trying to hijack HYDRA out from under them and may possibly use it to fight against what SHIELD has become.

I'm curious how this is going to intersect with Bucky and Kobik fighting against SHIELD and evading capture as well. We know Steve is looking for Bucky. Are RS and Zemo looking for Kobik?

>>83334047

Let's just break it down for a second.

For one this is a clear strike to undermine Rebirth. Marvel needed the most shocking thing possible and what's more shocking than making the symbol of America a potential nazi? And while Rebirth seems to be doing fine it really undercut the thing in the press.

Now from a story point of view:

>It's a clone/brainwashed/skrull/double agent!

All of these are fucking stupid. It's a tired plot for one, and the double agent one especially makes no sense because the issues sets up that he's always been working for Hydra. It's a plot that deserves no media attention at all past being overused and cliche, in a bad way. Some claim that Red Skull inserted new memories into his head but that counts as brainwashing. Part of brainwashing is altering and inserting memories in order to change a person.

>It's the real Cap and this is a real change

Fuck is this a slap in the face to the character. Anyone who thinks otherwise is fooling themselves. Spencer claims this is a genuine change and that's just something that ignores close to 75 years of stories and character development. What would be the point of stories like The Winter Soldier if Cap was secretly a Hydra agent?

Or all those times he fought to stop Hydra. For what purpose would nay of that serve? Remember the issue leads you to believe he was inducted as a child alongside his mother. That would mean everything about the character is not only a lie, but contradictory and nonsensical.

Now personally I believe Spencer is a lying cunt but for a second look at this plot as if it's really a 100% genuine change. Can you really say with a straight face "This is a good idea that makes sense and I support it?" It's not even a "We don't have all the facts!" situation like some cry if it's a real and genuine reveal like Spencer claims. We have 75 years worth of facts to prove this story is garbage.

TL;DR: Laugh at Tumblr, but don't call this good

>>83315796
Grow the fuck up. Moot was alright. Learn to stop drinking the kool-aid.

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>>83332920

>>83334548
>I love sand

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>>83311148

>>83311148
it's not funny. it's fucking exhausting. I've had real, in person conversations with people who are tweeting hashtags like "give him a boyfriend not an armband" or some such.

it's like, you know what? I'm cool with gay cap. Fuck it. But this is not an either-or situation. This is a cliffhanger based presumably on either spy covers or mind control. A boyfriend is a change in status quo in the long term. You don't put that at the start of a new arc.

Getting bent out of shape about a cliffhanger that you already know is not going to reflect the ongoing new status quo is retarded beyond belief. If the comic ended with someone pointing a gun at cap, and then a panel that says BANG you wouldn't assume cap had been killed.

god, this is just so exhausting.

>>83323047
>Played The Talos Principle recently
>Robot runs screaming at me in the Egyptian level.
Nearly had a fucking heart attack. Fuck you Croteam.

Vega from street fighter pls

>>83311148
Top Gear tanking must have hit Evans HARD.

>>83335552
The Chris Evans in the new series of Top Gear is not the Captain America actor.

>>83311148
>My fucking normalfag sister who barely reads any comics

Barely reading any comics describes 90% of /co/ though, what with them being exclusive with capeshit.

So no, OP, you are the Normies.

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Oh, hey!
If you'd like to troll people about this whole debacle then try posting pictures of the Militant from Hydra's avengers duplicates with something along the lines of

"CAPTAIN AMERICAS NEW COSTUME"

>>83337870
That's not how the "/co/ doesn't read comics" meme work, indieshill

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>>83338035

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>>83322416
You're a complete moron if you actually think this is comparable to Parallax. Go read some actual comics, you dumb fuck.

>Red Skull is in charge of the new Hydra and has Xavier's mental powers
>suddenly Cap has weird memories that don't make sense in context
>those memories happen to be color-coded in black, white and RED
>CAP IS EVIL NOW IT WILL HAVE TO BE RETCONNED A BLOO BLOO BLOO

Seriously, you're just as fucking ignorant as OP's sister. No retcons will be necessary because it's obvious from the start that he's not actually evil. Unlike Hal who had a fucking mental breakdown and actually did a lot of evil shit, this isn't the result of a planned-out story arc, it's the surprise reveal to get the story arc started and which will be resolved by the time the arc ends.

Jesus Christ, it's like you never read a cape story in your life.

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>>83328718
>>83333501

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>>83323848
>that tumblr t

>>83311148
Ahhhhh, anybody would think than with the bomb and the plane heading to us in the 40s would be a good time for steve to turn. You have to admire it, hydra is all about the long long game. I blame alonso

>>83311148
>cape comics

>>83338243
>>those memories happen to be color-coded in black, white and RED
and from the point of view of his mother, while he was busy playing with the dog... you are right, but then is poorly done and misleading

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>>83311148

Have you seen the unedited pages of the story yet?

>>83338804
But this fits Trump more than any body.

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>>83338833
>Trump
>Not the people attacking Trump supporters, cops, police horses and public property

Sure thing.

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All I know is, this is triggering people on my news feed and that is always entertaining. I say we sit back and enjoy the ride.

>hate capeshit
>tumblr sister jibbering about this and calling it "gross" because her precious jews made Captain America to be a defender of all minorities
>hate her ideology more than I hate cape comics
>argue with her during the entirety of dinner

>>83339076
You're bout as retarded as she is. Never, NEVER argue with someone who browses tumblr and brings it to their personal life. On top of that, you gotta let her be retarded.

>>83339076
>>tumblr sister jibbering about this and calling it "gross" because her precious jews made Captain America to be a defender of all minorities

But that's what Cap has always done...

You missed the part about him descending from Irish immigrants?

>>83339030
Go blog about it, normie

>>83339076
Is it fun being 12?
Also, does daddy make sure you eat your veggies at dinner?

>>83339133
She was acting like because it was written by some, Captain America was some kind of Jewish icon and plot-twisting him into a nazi is like cumming all over Anne Frank's skeleton.

>>83339161
I live at home because my life is forfeit and being young and eager to work is worth nothing, this is pretty common for my economic class.
I'll eventually kill myself but right now I have to deal with terrible opinions.

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>>83321562

>>83313177
>not having your entire life revolve around 4chan
normie detected

>>83311148
Go back to using "normie" you blogging piece of shit. This is not what "normalfag" means.

The only normalfag thing about this that bugs me is the Daredevil edit. Classically the public doesn't know Dardevil is blind so him saying he could see the whole time isn't that outrageous.

>>83339076
you must be a treat at parties

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Cap is and has been my favorite hero since I was a child. Still enjoy it. That's comic made all sorts of people mad as fuck. I kinda still enjoyed it.If anything, I understand and welcome his change. The red skull makes a speech that actually holds a lot of truth to it, but I can see where the leftist babies would be crying about cap becoming pretty much a nazi.

I support this and hail hydra.

>>83339358
>going to parties
Degenerate

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>>83321562

>Cap being turned (or not) into Hydra fir about 5 issues until regaining status que
>some idiots speak of antisemitism

Why do Americans have to be so retarded?

>>83339901
Fuck. I meant status quo. Goddamit.

>>83339901
it's the vaccines, anon

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>>83311247

>>83315751
It's a fucking joke you moron.

>>83313070
>>83311890
Hail google would be a lot of better with moot's face on it

>tfw hydra is actually an ultra-sensible program

>>83313010
>Doom movie plottwist

I can't believe a character created by two Jewish men who was initially crafted to literally fight Adolf Hitler and stick up for minorities is being turned into a member of the Nazi-branched organisation known as Hydra which is led by the Red Skull who is a literal Nazi, which Cap has also fought against his entire life.
Even if his memories have been tampered with, the mere concept is offensive and in bad taste, even from a storytelling perspective.

>>83340014
not sure if bait or reddit

>>83334105

>in the early 20s, years before the nazi party even existed

The um... The Nazi party was founded in 1920

You retard.

>>83325398

This post had BETTER be bait

>>83328718

What the fuck am I looking at.

Is this a comic book or a Young Turks polemic?

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>>83325398

>>83311986
Planned since 2014, apparently.

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>>83311148

>>83311148
This honestly makes me want to read the series. why has nobody storytimed this?

>>83339945
If you read the issue, it's pretty blatant that the whole issue is left-wing propaganda.

Seriously, read Red Skull's speech, there's nothing wrong with what he says. The whole book basically screams: "Red Skull is conservative, Red Skull is the bad guy, therefore, conservatives are bad".

>>83315591
>Come for me. I wish to feel young again.
are comics lewder than I thought?

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>>83338428
Blasphemy!

You forgot the first panel btw.
Also Green Anon's tie is normally black and not red, isn't it?

>>83334548
Sweet.

>>83315774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkmgWB13McE

>>83330465
OH SHI-

>>83339322
Then just have him say "I'm Jewish" since he's supposed to be Catholic

>>83323848
This is absolutely perfect. How do we submit it?

>>83338428
Hail Green Skull!!!

>>83338058
Storytime in a new thread please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

>>83321562
Don't worry I checked.

>>83311839
>people care more about a fucking Captain America comic than any DC comic in history
>in history
Is this b8?

>>83322416
yeah, giving characterization to Hal and make him interesting with his whole fall and redemption arc was a mistake

based space bugs is so much better

Fuck Halfags

>>83315796
This desu

>>83311148
Isn't this just the same thing as those Superdickery covers?

I'm a real novice when it comes to comic books as I don't find much time to read any. I do check out the ones that come heavy recommended like Planet Hulk, Luthor and Preacher for example.

This whole Hydra Cap thing seems pretty interesting but is the story actually worth checking out? If so which issue of Captain America should I start on?

Sorry for asking to be spoonfed but I don't know where else to ask.

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>>83340927
>we

>>83342325
The story just started. It's only like one issue in.

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Whoever did this, 11/10 edit my fellow fellow american of african heritage

So why is this not being written off as a bait and switch?

Did we see jack flag die because he could have been caught or whatever and its all Captain America fooling his way into Hydra or something?

>>83342967

Most of us are normies aren't because they don't know any better.

That doesn't make it good.

Also that Jack Flag shit is the exact reason the OH I BET ITS A GOOD HYDRA! shills are functional retards.

This is gonna be shit. How can anyone defend it?

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>>83339926
No fucking shit.

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>>83322540
>>83322571
topkek

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>>83321850
>>83330465

>>83330530
No no no. Don't you understand? Because they're good and pure and righteous, everything they do is correct. They can't possibly be evil just because they behave exactly the same as the religious right.

>>83323848
Perfection

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>>83323848

>>83340448
Gee, it's almost like te point of his speech is to show that the Skull takes advantage of decent, if misguided people by appealing to their sensibilities...

In other words, if this were real life, you'd be throwing yourself in with a literal skull faced nazi because he's telling you what you want to hear.

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>>83340448
Comic writers often air unpalatable truths by putting them in the mouths of the villains.


Only people who don't read comics wouldn't understand this.

Someone needs to make it Pepe saying 'Hail Chad'.

>>83329251
He destroyed the DC Universe last week, but no one noticed because everyone was upset about Cap.

>>83322416
Is Paralax Hal still in New52?

>>83321653
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you

>>83342427
We as a board. What, you wanna namefag?

Can someone please explain this meme to me.