/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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First for Pearls.

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second for best gem!

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>>83291289
I want a Pearl

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Blue Diamond is better.

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>Joel Hodgson voices Mayor Dewey on Steven Universe.
>Decided to watch some MST3K.
>There's a purple character that can eat anything. A bird like shrill talking character, and a red 'too cool' character with a human in space.
>There's a neurotic person in green that tries to torture them. Also speaks in a shrill voice.
>A character named Pearl is introduced in one episode, then becomes a recurring character.
>THE BIRD LIKE ROBOT SINGS A SONG ABOUT 'HANGING YOUR HEAD DOWN, TOM DEWEY'
>JOEL VOICES MAYOR DEWEY

STEVEN UNIVERSE IS A FUCKING TRIBUTE TO MST3K

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This is the mom gem

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Make way for best human

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Xth for salt

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How do we stop the Zuke before her obsession in Lapidot causes her to lose her sanity?

>>83291369
That's not Bob.

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>>83291369
Best Blue Gem too.
The Pearl is a good second.

>>83291390
How do we stop Zuke before she puts literally every character in a crop top?

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>>83291346
Pearls are a status symbol. They can't be owned by just anyone.
But as reparations for fucking up Earth, you may have an eternal flame baby. Any preference?

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Reminder.

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Pearl's a pretty great character

>>83291446
I guess, if you like the horny widow type.

>>83291427
Belly ruby always. I need that sort of positivity in my life

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Let's talk about these cuties for awhile

>>83291417
What's wrong with crop tops, anon? what are you, gay?

>>83291427
Fab Ruby because she's totes aborbs.

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So was this shit legit or just a fake?

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>>83289352
Did this for an anon asking for an avatar and a banner for his writing blog

>>83291346
What would you want her to look like?

All of you, describe your ideal, personalized Pearls.

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>>83291346
just one?

>>83291509
Obviously fake.

>>83291509
Lapis got drunk, OK?

>>83291509
What part of badly drawn art do you not understand?

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>>83291481
They would have a lot of fun together. Going out at night, exploring the town, meeting up with the cool kids, getting desperate phonecalls from Pearl at 4 am. Both Peridot and Lapis are so curious about the Earth now and I'm sure Amethyst would be very happy to show them her home.

Do we have any news about what comes after Steven Floats?

>>83291512
That's beautiful.

>>83291560
Steven Prolapses.

>>83291390
I'll be down with the (lapi)dot if she unleashes the jaspis and HW OT3 material when Jasper comes along

She waited for catch and release to unleash her peri love, and barn mates to unleash dual peri/lapis love

>>83291560
Steven Falls

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This is the blue gem.

>>83291560
Too Short to Ride if the leaked titles are right.
Maybe on the 16th too.

>>83291560
Steven Sinks

>>83286826

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>>83291509
Come on, are you seriously wondering if it's real?

>>83291346
I honestly appreciate Sugar giving more variations for Pearl

As it makes OC creations actually follow the show's design

WE

Post your theories /sug/

>>83291509
Definitely real.

>>83291560
Steven Dies

>>83291617
Steven Universe is a bad cartoon

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>>83291346
>>83291289
>Tfw a pearl will never purr softly as you pet them

>>83291427
Can someone tell me the nicknames /sug/ gave them? WTF is a nuby?

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>>83291588
Prove it.

>>83291645
This shitty headcanon of purring aliens actually came from the Homestuck fandom, which in turn inherited it from the Zim fandom. It is a legacy steeped in cancer.

>>83291645
I have a submissive girlfriend, so...

>>83291657
A nudist Ruby

>>83291674
It couldn't possibly come from, you know...Cats.

>>83291639
That's already canon

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I never understood the petting meme.

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What are you watchin', son?

>>83291690
Humans don't purr.

Wait, you furry fuck, that's illegal.

>>83291657
>WTF is a nuby?

Nuby is the Ruby who's confused and unsure because it's her first mission. "Newbie."

>>83291512

I couldn't ask for anything better.

>>83291716
What is there to understand, its just cute.

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>>83291723
Isn't that a closet?

>>83291555
I want them all to play on the beach and just be happy.

>>83291709
That's where the Zim fandom got it from.

>>83291617
Lion is a personal prison guard/prison for bismuth created by Rosr, along with secrets that Rose doesnt want to share with. Bismuth was a former CG that went mad with power, caused too much damage and it forced rose to imprison her into a area only she can enter.

>>83291723

I don't think you'll like it.

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>>83291289

>>83291346
Me to bud, me to

>>83291764
>the only gem in this specially made Crystal Prison is black enough to have dreads
Figures.

>>83291723
I'm watching you two fuck, clearly.

>>83291743
Its not though. people arent animals, theres nothing pleasurable about being pet.

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I would like another less humanoid fusion like Malachite some day.

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>>83291716
>That slight flinch as she sees the hand

We need more petting

MORE

>>83291599
Oh, it's a reference to /sug/. I was wondering about what a strange combination that was before I read the image title.

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>>83291793

>>83291768

Hwhy not? I like this new generation of cartoons.

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Anybody else ever embarrassed by how much they love this show? Like, it fills me with these feelings, and I just want to tell everybody I know about how amazing Steven Universe is, but everyone will think I'm a weirdo for watching a kid's show.

Penis

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>>83291209
first for deep lore?

When do you think we're getting the Summer of Steven start announcement?

I'M GOING TO KICK MY VULVA

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>>83291690
>I have a gf

>>83291824
November

>>83291824
When it's summer.

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>>83291657
commander, fab, nuby, punished, ninja

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>>83291741
Thanks, I'm glad you like it! Here's just the avatar

>>83291701
So the commander? And which one is the punished one? I'm assuming the flamboyant one is Fab Ruby right?

>>83291873
that's a confusing expression

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>>83291789
>theres nothing pleasurable about being pet

Oh, so you know that nobody, anywhere likes being pet then?

>>83291857

I was kinda disappointed nobody talked about how the wannabe ninja picked up the flower and then kicked it

It was kinda cute desu

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Skimpy baseball outfit fetish

Draw your favorite gem in a skimpy baseball outfit who didn't get one in the episode

>>83291723
Im 24, why are my parents like 30

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>>83291816
I love her.

I'd kill to see some of the giant fusions clowning around with one another. Or even just, like, Opal and big gem Jasper

>Peridot and Amethyst fuse.
>They think they'll be as big as Malachite or Opal.
>Garnet sized.

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>>83291770
Don't you start

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Head canon time? Head canon time.
>Rose found pearl as a discarded cracked gem
>Pearl was thrown away by her owner for being "useless"
>Rose found and fixed her
>Showed her that she can be more than "just another pearl"
>The more Rose did to make Pearl more independent self assured instead made her more and more obsessed and reliant on Rose
>Rose eventually gave up on trying to rid her of reliance

>>83291943
>shortie Steven + short Connie = Stevonnie
>midget Ruby + midget sapphire = garnet
It's more likely than you think

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>>83291904
Biologically.

Psychologically some people enjoy being hung up on meat hooks. Oh and excrement of all kinds, shapes, and consistencies

So, Y'know.

Literally anything could potentially be psychologically pleasing.

>>83291980
>WE CAN FINALLY REACH THE COOKIE JAR
>FUSION ISN'T FOR GETTING COOKIES
>FUCK YOU GARNET

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>>83291819
There's some awkward tension whenever my roommate overhears a song from the show when I'm watching, but other than that I don't tell anyone about my interest.

I really want to go to a con this summer or the next.

>>83291911
left handed slut

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>>83291991
>Pleasure from simple physical affection is on the same level as scat fetishism

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>>83291996
>[INTERNAL SCREAMING FROM RUBY AND SAPPHIRE]

>>83291513
does anyone have that huge pearl chart saved?

>>83291999
Steven should either have the Yellow Diamond gem or pearl should have a yellow sword, not both

>>83291819
Im a massive weeb (not the kind who fills their house with merch but the kind who almost exclusively watches anime) and pretty much all my friends have come to term with it. I got several of them watching adventure time and SU because they learned to trust my suggestions.

>>83292068
I do.

>>83292060
>WE CAN FINALLY TOUCH THE DOOR FRAME!
>WHY DO YOU NEED TO FUSE TO TOUCH THE DOOR FRAME!?
>TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE OVER THE SHORT ONES! FUCK YOU GARNET

>>83291819
You're allowed to have your interests, if you explain to others why you like it then it won't be a total mystery to them

>>83292037
How does it feel?

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>>83291969
I do like the idea that she did not originally belong to Rose, and certain circumstances led to Pearl becoming extremely attached to Rose.

Pearl seemed pretty confident with Rose in The Answer, so I wonder if she simply fell back to her old insecurities after Rose suddenly disappeared.

>>83292081
thanks for posting it, senpai

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>>83292093
I want this now.

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>>83292093

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>>83292068
Got you covered senpai.

>>83291811
Why is drawn Rebecca Sugar so cute?

Are there naturally occurring Garnets, Opals, etc. that were created as these gems and weren't fusions? Do they look the same as the fused gems?

>>83291996
I could see making light of/abusing fusion as a plot point. Different from Sugilite going rogue, sardonyx deception, malachite hate-paste

Pissing off off garnet cause Pearl gets bullied too hard

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>>83291819
>At work
>Spacing out while stocking shelves
>Daydreaming about SU, alternate universe, random scenarios, lore, etc
>Customer asks me something
>Come crashing back down to reality

I cant be the only one

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>>83291898
wow you are very new

commander ruby is the commander
fab ruby is fab
punished ruby is the pirate (based on punished snake from metal gear solid)
nuby is the newbie
ninja ruby is the one who acted like a ninja when she first appeared

>>83292164
No.

>>83292132
Rollin for a pearl? Why not!

>>83291741
Could we get a link to the blog?

>>83292093
>WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

>>83292160
>Liking small jewish boys
O'vey

>>83292129
>Hey (Peridot and Amethyst fusion) could you reach that jar?
>Why yes. Yes we can.
>She walks off.
>Steven just stares at the camera, dead pan.

>>83292130
>RIGHT, YOU TWO, ENOUGH
>YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US, GARNET
>she tries to run into a near by woods
>just hits her head on a low tree branch

>>83292132
Lilac pls

>>83291390
STOP DRAWING GEMS WITH BELLY BUTTONS

>>83292205
ladyofthelimbs at the usual place

>>83292071
It's an AU, so circumstances leading to Pearl as the antagonist could be vastly different.

Let's say in this case, Pearl never knew Steven but still fought with and loved Rose Quartz. Seeing her gem in that state would be very distressing.

>>83292223
>I'M AT SOUP

>TFW Jasper is doomed to never become the Lady Kiyoshi of Steven's famiglia

>>83292242
Please let the amethyst peridot fusion have a cheap VA so we can have shenanigans

>>83292160
simplified features lead to lower standards.

>>83292260
Pearl has a diamond on her chest

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Fuck.Its downhill from now on

>>83292279
The voice is just Peridot and Amethyst speaking at the same time. But slightly out of sync.

>>83292200
>>83292132
>Rolled best pearl in one try
Nice.

>>83292301
Newfag detected.
Leaks put a dent in the views but we still got the top spot for Barn Mates.

>>83292164
that's an interesting question, though we don't know how gems are made exactly. We just know that Peridots are formed form molten lava and that other gems are made from the kindergarten with the large drilling devices. Was that entire canyon filled with amethyst, or just Amethyst's hole? So many fucking questions.

>>83292279
What if this is the plot of 'Too Short to Ride'

>>83292132
late roll

>>83292248
they can form them if they want

>>83292301
Well they were still the highest rated shows. And there were no French leaks for SOW

>>83292301
>Ratings
>Mattering

Nobody watches TV anymore

If CN isnt making money its because theyre fucking retarded with their DVD releases and Merchandising

I could guarantee SU blurays and toys would sell like fucking hotcakes

>Peridot and Amethyst fuse.
>Peridot and Amethyst are now the catdog of the gems.

>>83292298
Like I said, AU. For whatever reason, that Pearl is now fighting under HW, yet possesses Rose Quartz's sword.

>>83292322
>Newfag detected
no one says that newfag

>>83291390
that's just art of them standing next to each other, how is that Lapidot?

>>83292352
>Look to see if Steven Universe has a season 1 and season 2 dvd or something.
>Only disc with random fucking episodes from both seasons. Out of order.

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>>83291580
>Zuke and jaspis
maybe

>>83292379
Don't get triggered there newfag.

>>83291526
you're right, I want two.

>>83292385
>Only disc with random fucking episodes from both seasons. Out of order.

This is how it is with EVERYTHING

I mean for fucks sake, even AT only has like up to season 3 actually compiled on a single disk

>>83292414
The fuck is wrong with CN. Hell, I can buy the entire Drew Carey show on DVD, all 10 seasons, for 14 dollars. But to over price a 'best of the series' for 30 dollars is BS.

>>83292389
Well at least we can cross Lapidot off the list then.

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>>83292389
japis confirmed + a more stable Malachite

>>83291289
what happens if two gems with same gem locations, fuse?

>>83292414
>>83292454
Its on Hulu at least

>>83292132
Techno Green is hot as fuck.

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>>83291819

No, but I'm embarrassed by how much you love this show.

>>83292132
pls i just want the best pearl

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Do you agree with her, /sug/?

>>83292546
No, if you watch the Peridot's Redemtion marathon, you actually see some things. She learns how to meme. She's like a kid finding out 4chan exists.

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>peridot and amethyst fuse
>a huge light display similar to what sardonyx had starts
>except when the theatrics fade there's no one there.
>steven, pearl, garnet, and lapis are all "wtf"
>when suddenly this sneaky catgirl motherfucker sneaks up and scares them from behind.

i'm here for it.

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>>83292546
Rebecca is a mistake

>>83292132
I be wantin' me Black Pearl, Jack.

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G'day, /sug/. I trust ya been keepin active and out of doors?

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>>83292546
yes.But change Peridot to Lapis

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>>83292546
Nope!

>>83292205

ladyofthelimbs . tumblr . com

Not fully up to speed yet, still seeing if there's a better theme to use. But, first post is up.

Hope you all enjoy.

>tfw Garnet is your favorite but she'll probably never get any significant development like most other main characters

>>83292132
Rolling for plum!

lapidot confirmed you faggot

>>83292581
Not really, I have plenty of doors to spare.

>>83291354
You only JUST caught that??? I thought we all knew.

>>83292132
Hmm

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>>83292599
Fuck you, have more townies

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Lady of the chaps, happy as my faps

Can't help but wonder if she'd let me touch her baps

Lady of the peetle, happy as can beetle

Can't help but wonder if she'd sit upon my need

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>>83292599
That's why i'm hoping the develop these two who will appear even les-
Wow wait a minute i might need a back-up plan.

>>83292647
>Thinks there's a townie bomb.
>Not a Lapis and Peridot wander into the town.

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>>83292650

>>83292132
I want a good one

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>>83292613
duh

>>83292664
Yeah, remember all those episodes where the Gems had significant interaction with the townies? All four or five of them?

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>>83291969

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>>83292650

>>83292664
I hope that's what this is, I really hope it's not pure townies with their dumbass problems

>>83292518
Nothing special.
Fusions are big, there's always room.

>>83292694
We know Lapis is going to work at the carwash.
Too Short to ride? Who's upset that their limb enhancers are gone?
Delivery service? Peridot and Lapis find out they can order food and make humans run around.

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>>83292581
Which class would each Gem Main?
>inb4 Jasper is the Heavy

>>83292132
Hot damn, half of me is disturbed by the sheer repetition of drawn fanpearls, but the other half of me wants to compliment the artist and inquire if they do fasion design, because DAMN those are some pretty outfits, i say, as a heterosexual man, who appreciates pretty outfits, on twiglike women.... so graceful...

AHEM

rolling.

>>83292729
Unless the ones fusing are pure midgets. Ruby and Sapphire formed Garnet. If Peridot fused with Ruby and Sapphire, maybe Amethyst, they'd form a fusion the size of Garnet?

>>83292730
>we know
we don't

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>>83292569

>>83292776
>White pearl
Oh god, she's like an inverted lilly, at rest upon the casket of one I used to love. I might actually be crying at this art. So beautiful
No homo.

>>83292770
Peri - Engi

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Why do people have human episodes so much? I like pretty much all the humans except Lars. My biggest problem with them is there should be more gem-human interaction.

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>>83292770
Accurate for Ruby but Sapphire i would argue would be better on Sniper.

So do we have any fresh lore/theories/or anything about the story?

>>83292730
>We know Lapis is going to work at the carwash.
I mean, I guess manipulating water makes her mildly useful, and Steven could pressure Greg into hiring her, but why would Lapis want a job?

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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

>>83292828
shit, meant *hate, not have

>>83292828
(Subjectively) Their personalities are the most cliche shit or just terrible.
There are also a lot of in general terrible people among the humans of beach city.

>>83292804
Yea seeing their personalities cat makes perfect sense.

>>83291354
>enjoying assholes talking over your goofy sci fi of the week movie

fuck mst3k, and fuck you

>>83292857
Cause she owes Greg. She smashed his van before, stole to Ocean like a G.I. Joe villain, and broke one of greg's three legs.

So guys, do you wash your teeth or do you leave them to rot.

>>83292828
I don't dislike any of them except Sadie's Song. They SHOULD be about the way humans interact with Gem stuff, not straightforward high school dramas.

Guys, I think I just came up with my best theory yet

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/145126173539/gems-never-invented-music

>>83292882
MST3K wasn't a strictly scifi show. If you watched some episodes, you'd learn that.

>>83292132
Yeah sure why not.

>>83292884
I don't think Greg would want or need her.

>>83292901
After seeing that title I'm not even gonna bother reading it.

>>83292828
That's the problem, it's like two different shows when Steven should be bridging the gap or some shit.

>>83292886
I brush when I remember but I'm very depressed and can't do much

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>>83292965
>Bridging the gap between humans and gems
>The reason for his birth
Thanks for reminding me.

>>83292132
Powder Blue here I come

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Is peridot a failure?

>>83292996
Greg's massive cock was the reason for his birth.

>>83292971
I haven't brushed mine in months.

Everytime I drink something cold it hurts.

>>83292960
just read it anon. it actually explains why the crystal gems are always singing and why rose fell in love with greg

>>83293010
all of our gems are failures

>>83292971
I haven't brushed mine in months.

Everytime I drink something cold it hurts.

>>83293012
Greg 'If you're a rock, you crave my cock' Universe.

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>>83292650
Not bad

>>83291816
That's an awesome Malachite.

>>83292132
Roll for Poel

>>83292901
A more Occam's Razor answer is that Peridot's class and the gem army found no use for art. In a highly technological and autocratic society, art which falls outside the boundaries of acceptable professions lacks meaning. Compare: Both sides of the Cold War at one point or the other posited that art should have an effect beyond its initial consumption: Communist states like Russia wanted art to cultivate class consciousness while in the US art was seen as an opportunity to express your own individuality.

>>83293058
Greg 'If you're actually shiny, let me in your hiney' Universe.

>>83293020
>>83293056
Wait what.

Why did it let me post the same thing twice

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>>83293010
we're all failures, anon

>>83293010
No, shes a beautiful green human being.

>>83293082
She doesn't act like she doesn't "get" music, she acts like she has no concept of it

>>83293100
she is not any of those things

>>83293085
Greg "If you're a gem, prepare your rectum." Universe.

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Why is she so perfect?

>>83293114
Fuck you

She is green

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>>83293010
It's not a question of if she's a failure, but of how big a failure she is.

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>>83293010
A cute failure

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>>83292843
The CGs used to be more involved in the community but there was a memory wipe, possibly perpetrated by Lion who nobody remembers at all

>>83293139
Blue pussy

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>tfw I love the townies and townie episodes are really fun, and some of my favourite characters are townies

>>83293108
Note that in the song she poses music as a "solution with no problem", i.e. sound output with no predefined purpose beyond it's own consumption.

Although I could see the concept being foreign to Peridot's class, I kind of doubt that extends to the Diamonds or higher castes in gem society.

>>83293157
Where's that second one from

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>>83293139
oops posted wrong picture

>>83293188
Too Cool For School. The photo was on Connie's principal's desk.

>>83291354
This reminds me, does anyone have the comic Amber Rogers drew that had Crow/Yellow Diamond silhouette? It looks like the original post was deleted and I can't find it anywhere now.

O P A L IS SHIT

SHIT

>>83293167
pearlescent and magnificent

>>83293157
And while we're on the subject of foreshadowing from the comics, the first comic series had an unknown shadow in Pearl's mind storage.

>>83293123
Greg "Cuck the Pearl, Fuck the Girl" Universe

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What is your greatest shame, /sug/?

I fap to cartoonlion's art

>>83292132
Rolling

>>83293139
I wish pearl had a blue mouth. they fucked it up with that one.

>>83293266
they're good if you can get past the shitty OC's and furshit.

i can't

>>83292843
Literally just posted this: http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/145126173539/homeworld-never-invented-music

TL;DR Peridot didn't know what music was in It Could Have Been Great because homeworld never invented music. Music is a human invention and it may have been the thing that convinced the Crystal Gems that humans were worth fighting for.

It was why Rose fell in love with a musician, and why every crystal gem knows how to sing despite resenting the only musician they know

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Look at this crystal gem.

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>>83293210

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>>83292132
>updated Pearls chart
>new art Pearls pasted onto the old chart that I already fixed.

Weird as that is, I got you family.

>>83292301
It's trivia time! Can /sug/ guess the top 5 episodes by U.S. viewership in millions, according to Wikipedia?

2.46 - Secret Team
2.34 - Mirror/Ocean Gem
2.14 - Steven and the Stevens
2.08 - On the Run
2.07 - Monster Buddies

The Return/Jail Break had 1.70, Catch and Release had 1.39, Message Received had 1.39, SWI/Gem Drill had 1.69

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>>83292412
i hope you choose wisely

>>83293351
I don't think that's right

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>>83293175
>you will never ever have a four-armed alien space babe friend with benefits

>>83293356
Those are some big pearls.

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>>83293436

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>>83293356
whow there.

lewd

>>83293337
r-rollin

>>83293436
You could fuck a Machamp and get the same results.

>>83293175
Agreed, townie episodes are usually funnier and more laidback than gem-centric episodes. Lore and drama are good but they should be balanced with more lighthearted fare.

Who are your favorite humans? Aside from Greg I really like the Cool Kids.

>>83291560
THEY ALLLL FLOAT

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>>83293337
>>83293356

>You will never own a pearl
>You will never take your pearl to a high society party and order her to fuck another pearl for entertainment

>>83293508
>Not owning two pearls.
>And making 'Pearl diving jokes'

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>>83293266
I have written erotic My Little Pony fanfiction.

Kill me.

>>83293501
I like Ronoldo and Mayor Dewey

>>83293501
I like Greg and Mayor Dewey

>>83292132
roll

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>>83293477
yep

>>83293535
when i was 14 i used to get scared over mlp cupcakes so you're fine

>Opal's legs
A need so mighty

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>>83293266

I watch steven universe

I wish I had meatspace friends who did, too

I'm so lonely

>>83291657
punchruby, leader ruby, fab ruby, nuby ruby, solid ruby

>>83293501
Honestly, I think Onion may be my favourite. The Cool Kids are amazing, and I really like Ronaldo as well. And I love Lars

>>83292132
rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling

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>>83291817
Mother of god, they're all toilet gems!

>>83293659
>Tfw all my friends watch SU
>Tfw several are even Waifufags
>tfw my powerlevel is higher than all of them

Ive spent at least a dozen hours a week in these threads for the past month

>>83293266
When I was 7 I was convinced by a babysitter to molest my 5 year old friend Cassidy

>>83293727
Oh god

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>>83293727

>>83291613
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

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>>83293659
>most of the people i know are fucking perifags
at least there's an amyfag that's cool

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>>83293727

>>83293727
prove it

>>83291657
Confused Ruby=Tard/Nuby
Feminine Ruby= Fab/g Ruby
Uni-brow Ruby= Ninja
Gem Eye Ruby=Punished Ruby (Big Boss)
Goggles Ruby=Leader/Commander Ruby

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Would you watch an episode done by Studio Trigger?

>>83291613
'RE

>>83293765
N SHIET

>>83293765
WE STOLE YOUR PARKING SPACE

>>83293829
AND IF YOU SAY WE DID, WE'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

>>83293815
t. garnet barbosa

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>>83292389
>>83292461
>>83292517
>and these tweets a few days after

Something juicy and lapis-related going down at the end of the year, or early the next, depending on how this long hiatus switches things up

https://mobile.twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/674737745911091200

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>>83293727

>>83293870
*i mean before, not after

>>83293861
t. Homeworldo Peridotosa

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>>83293727
wew

>>83293870
i wanna fuck lapis

>>83293870
Those Matsu faces are infuriating to look at
Why does every girl with a blog want to fuck Jon Arbuckle

>>83293800
How?

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>>83293870
Is her twitter just for teasing the fans? Stop being such a fucking cocktease Zuke

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So how many other Pearlfag are here?

>>83293314
I never made the connection of Peridot and music to Rose and music before. It was cool to see how quickly Peridot picked up singing though and that she was pitch perfect. If YD gets a villain song, I wonder if she'd try it out after hearing Steven's singing or if she already knew the concept of music beforehand.

So, are we to assume that a gem's gemstone location determines their personality?

All gems with navel gems are feminine, forehead gems are autistic nerds, collar gems are emotional, etc.

Am I the only one who wants to go on a four-way with all the pearls?

(bird-mom,yellow,blue,holo)

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Steven Has Been Replaced By The Punisher, What happens?

>>83293963
Hope she isn't referring to Hit the Diamond because I want more cute Lapis.

>>83293977
We
Are the crystal
FRANK

>>83293972
>holo

Would you feel anything...?

>>83293977
He is liked by edgy people who were bullied as kids.

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>>83293316
she's gross because she's always sad

>>83293870
I remember her tweeting about Pearl a bunch when she made the tweet about being excited for the episode she was working on.

>>83293972
>Holo
>She's using a dildo as a sword
>THRUST, PERRY, THRUST, PERRY
>DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE

>>83293984
I think it's referring to that and then subsequent outfits. I wanna see a reformed outfit

>>83294014
just like me then

>>83293984
She clearly was

>>83293963
TFW a lesbian is also a click tease

>>83293969
>color gems are emotional

Oh yeah that Yellow Diamond, just overflowing with emotion

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>>83293870
that tweet was actually about pearl FYI

>>83293996
She did stab someone... I guess she's at least a little tangible

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>>83293204

>>83294024
I was digging through all her stuff, I only saw one "I love Pearl" tweet during another month (stopped at December)

Though, crew deletes stuff a lot of course

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>>83291789
shut the fuck up nigga I love being pet
>>83292884
>we're going to steal the ocean!

>>83293965
Lilac is my armpit-fu

>>83293972
Oh no anon you are not alone by a fucking long shot

And just imagine what could happen with shape shifting coming into play ;^)

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Derelict vessel

Empty Shell

Someone deep inside

Lonely, angry, nearing suicide

Look into the glass

Say your prayer

Trembling water mass

Scrape away Earth's first layer

This kind of power

This kind of feeling

Even at our last hour

My love keeps me from reeling

>>83294079
But real Pearl gave her that sword. It wasn't a hologram like the rest of her

>>83294082
>Crow and Joel riffed a movie called SWAMP DIAMONDS
THE CONNECTION KEEPS GETTING DEEPER.

>>83292301
SU is higher than any of the line up.

>>83294074
Link to tweet