Whatever happened to the spider that bit Spider-Man? He kinda

Peter bit it back.

>>83279653
became a villain

Someone storytime it

>>83279653
Someone got hungry.

It bit an Asian girl, then died, then one of his classmates ate it and became a thousand tiny spiders that eat people from the inside and walk around wearing their empty skinsack.

>>83279667
So Man-spider?

>>83279653
http://www.blastr.com/2013-5-14/stan-lee-hilariously-explains-what-happened-spider-bit-peter-parker

Something something destined spider.

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>>83279653

What the hell was in that spider?

Thanks to this SPIDER! Peter got Cosmic awareness. Summon Gods from his body. Got Vampires coming out after him. Got a old magic bitch watching over him.

JUST BECAUSE HE GOT BEATEN BY A FUCKING SPIDER!

Some guy ate it and became a bunch of tiny spiders

>>83279708
And in the Ultimate Universe, it only bit Peter before being stomped on by Kenny "King" Kong.

>>83279783
Imagine what the spider's going through.

Like, if that's just from a bit what's the SOURCE experiencing right about now?

>>83279803
Oh my god you guys are serious.
I need to see this.

>>83279676
Please don't.

Didn't the musical have it turn into a woman that wanted to fuck Peter or something?

>>83279842
Tangled Web of Spider-Man 1-3, look it up.
It's what happens when you force Garth "I hate capes" Ennis to write Spider-Man.

>>83279873
I want to see this more.

>>83279842
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_(comics)

>>83279803
thanks garth ennis

>>83279809
You forgot the part where it landed on Mary-Jane's chest.

That spider loved dem jailbait titties.

>>83279783
For me the Flash is worse in that regard.

>>83279803
I remember reading this as a kid, I felt that this story was really weird for a Spider-Man story. Every character was named differently except Peter.

Is it a good story? I think it's a bad one but an interesting and unusual kind of bad.

>>83279873
sauce? haha just for laughs

>>83279653
he was phone.

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>>83279977
> The Thousand was actually 1,000 spiders that made up Carl King's consciousness. They can enter the mouth of their host, consuming their innards (usually by liquifying and drinking the brain, then devouring the organs and skeleton of the person) leaving the skin intact so that the Thousand can appear as a normal human being.

Jesus Christ

>>83279818
>experiencing right about now?
waiting for a fly to be caught in his web

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>>83280256
>>83279940
>>83280256
Not that but have this cute spider

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>>83280256
Can't find a good enough source, but she was some kind of dryder I guess. I think it was poorly received so they cut it all out and instead gave more focus to Green Goblin in the revision because he's the only good part of this shit-show. However, she was kept in but changed into some kind of hallucination Peter has or something.

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>>83280670

>>83279873
That's probably "turn off the dark", and it has a bit about arachne but it has no real coloration with the story.

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>>83280689

>>83280297
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_(comics)
> Not making a spiders' collective conscientiousness an awkward and terrifying but good willing superhero.
Wasted opportunity.

>>83280706
DON'T

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>>83280728
I SAID DON'T

>>83280700
First version did, they changed it though.

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>>83280728
!!!!!

>>83280728
FUCK this gay Earth.

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>>83280728
Spider waifu best waifu

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>>83279873
Why musical adaptations are always fucking gay and retarded?

>>83280810
S-Spider...?

>>83279653
probably died of radiation poisoning

>>83280708
>Someone is trying to rob a bank
>Gets covered in spiders
>panic in pure horror while is immobilized in a web cocoon with the idea of being devoured alive by a swarm of spiders.

Most efficient hero ever

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>>83280810

Should have been in Pet Avengers.

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>>83281018
What? Why? Is he autistic

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>>83281065

>>83281068
Yes.

>>83281081

Too good for this sinful earth.

>>83281068
She would try to eat him after sex.

>>83281068
> anon
> doesn't have friends
> acts as fucking sperg
Hard to guess

>>83281081
Dipshit doesn't deserve her. Spiders are fucking bro-tier; leave them alone and let them sit in nooks and crannies and you practically never have bugs.

>>83280880
> There is some collateral damages.
> Someone is bleeding to death.
> Spiders crawling all over him, guy is absolutely terrified, fearing a fate worst than death.
> They just leave after making a silk compress.

>>83281163
Yeah but then they crawl over your screen at 2am in the morning when all the lights are off and you're fapping to you're degenerate fetish porn.

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Well, I picked the wrong day to read this dumb spider comic.

>>83281123
You just prevent that by eating her during sex.

>>83281163
Sometimes I try to give them a bug as long as they stay in a high corner of the ceiling or some area of hard reach. Otherwise I put them out since I don't want to accidentally step on them.

>>83281163
If I see it it dies. That's my policy for anything smaller than a kitten.

>>83280194
Yeah, but it didn't bite her (which is kind of the important thing here). MJ herself notes when Peter reveals the truth that she could have also gotten spider-powers if the spider had bit her too.

>>83279809
>Kenny "King" Kong.
Don't you mean teenage Bendis that totally wants to be friends with Peter Parker and bang Kitty Pryde?

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>>83281163

>>83281163
That is nice and all but the moment a spider decides to enter your ear and stay inside it, funtime is over.

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>>83281262
Is this smaller than a kitten?

>>83281294
Yeah, but they don't call him "teenage Bendis that totally wants to be friends with Peter Parker and bang Kitty Pryde", and it's way easier to just call him by his name than to type all that out.

>>83280708
>Ennis
>Writing a good superhero who isn't Superman

>>83279653
I know that in the Ultimate universe at least, one of Parker's bullies killed it for a laugh almost immediately after it bit him, so that spider's gone for good. Can't speak for 616 though.

>>83281262
Remember anon, when you die you'll be put in the bottom of a well. Whether you get out will depend on who you saved. Spiders make pretty sturdy ropes.

>>83279653
Usually it dies shortly afterwards. We've had two people that were bitten by the spider after Peter (well one was bitten, the other ate the spider and became a hivemind of spiders that empty the bodies of their victims and wears their skins like a disguise)

>>83279908
Ennis wrote that? No wonder it was so stupid.

>>83281423
We've confirmed that 616-Spider was eaten by a bully who wanted Peter's powers.

>>83281437
fuck off with your Buddha bullshit

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>>83281365
Never had this issue and I like to keep spiders in my room. Had a cockroach enter my pajamas once when I was a kid in a summer night so I don't like cockroaches in special. Damn you Japan in making me feel bad for them!

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>>83281638

>>83281619
>>83281638
Do they fuck?

>>83279653
Peter swatted it and then a school bully ate it and became a bajillion tiny spiders.

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>>83281667
Good. Go fucking back to Turkey.

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>>83281693

>>83280728
YAMEROOOOO!

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>>83281752

Came to this board for the cartoons, left with an urge to fuck spiders. Thanks.

>>83281378
If it gets annoying.

>>83281410
But imagine spider-man having to teach good to an spider colony's emerging consciousness!

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>>83281769

>>83281957
>spider colony

Spiders aren't fucking ants.

>>83280708
One day we'll have a spiritual successor that will be heroic.

But likely it will go completely insane.

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>>83279803
>not making the radioactive spider a superhero among the insect world
>not making it team with the ant that dresses as a lion to induce fear into the anteater evildoers that killed its parents

>>83281769
What happened to him?

>>83281992
There actually are spiders that live in colonies.

>>83281043
As if I didn't have enough things pushing me closer to suicide...

>tfw you will ever have a friend not even a spider one

>>83281992
Sure, most of them are solitary.
Most of them.

>>83281081
>>83281769
Why do you guys want to make me feel sad?

>>83282020
This was probably just an apartment he was renting.

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SPIDER BITE, OUCH! OUUUUCHH!

>>83282009
When you are a hive mind of spiders I can see you losing your humanity. No longer mortal, no longer in humanoid form, your senses are in a totally different form and your interactions with humans also totally different.

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>>83282046
This is a series. It is cute, funny and sad. I mean, all our hatred towards cockroaches feels so cruel when this one in special is nice and just want to be friends. It is pretty clear in the comic that she is not like the other cockroaches.

>>83281262
How about plants smaller then kittens?

>>83282077
Yep.

Though a more heroic take on The Thousand would still be interesting if the character had the means to still retain their humanity and not loose it...though it would probably impossible.

Seriously, being a giant brood of spiders that share a single will is bizarre and tragic. Especially if the new Thousand wouldn't be a total arse, but a person that is genuinely good, has people he/she loves and cares about and suddenly you get turned into a mass of spiders.

It will end Old Yeller style.

>>83279653
IIRC, it does just after biting Peter in the original comics

>>83282442
*dies

>>83282385
Mulched and thrown out. Plants are bad, they just provide a place for bugs, spread pollen, and fill the air with that sickening sweet smell if they have flowers.

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>>83282019
Ah, yes. Spider-Spider. Does whatever a spider can.

Can it swing from a web? Yes it can, because it's a spider.

>>83279653
"Terrence" became Manspider, a spider with the strength and reflexes of a man, fighting insect-crime in the rough neighbourhoods of cupboards.

>>83281378
SMASH PUPPER

>>83281693
Is that a face-hugger in the table? what the fuck?

>>83282694
Yeah, they get an infestation in Japan around this time of the year

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>>83280674
>>83279940

>Spiderman took some DNA from spider
>Spider took some DNA from Peter.
>Spider grow into a magical naked woman and call herself "Madam web".
>Also she want to fuck peter too.

Will you watch it?

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SPIDERMAN COP vs Venom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRnDnOgY0ZA

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This one is about a school girl that reincarnated as a weak spider in some sort of RPG world and uses her genre awareness to survive (Like doing actions specifically to improve stats or acquire and level up skills)

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>>83281619
>>83281693

>>83282843
Nah. Would rather a Spider-Ham cartoon.

And it's canon that he's a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig.

>>83283022
>Eating Xenomorph

Dude must be acid-proof.

>>83283102
Use bicarbonate instead of salt.

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Posting superior housekeeper.

Insects and arachnids get >>/out/

>>83283147
I stepped on gecko shit once. Never imagined they made soft stinky squishy shit.

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>>83279653

It's going to get its own ongoing.

The Tenacious Spider-Spider!

"The founding member of the Spider-Family finally gets in on the action! He may be small, but Spider-Spider is the toughest little guy around!"

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>having sympathy for bugs

They all die.

Every single one.

The second they step in my house, it's open season.

>>83282743
No wonder the guy disappeared

>>83281294
>Bendis never placed him in 616
>Weisman introduced him as Kenny Kong from Spectacular
>Bendis was cucked from his self-insert

>>83283491
Yeah, but you don't need to fucking blast them with automatic weapons, Frank.

I think it would be super cute if it was retconned that the spider became sentiment, was able to talk and had the behavior and mannerisms of a 5 year old human child. It'll come along Peter when he fights.

"Master, watch out!"
"Master, this is scary!"

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>>83280297

>>83279908

>>mfw Ennis' attempt to go super edgy is literally a Disney animated villain.

>>83279653
What if that same spide was eaten by a bird. Who then gain powers before being eaten by a cat. The cat gains powers before scratching someone leading to the creation of a new hero,

Neither ever find out.

Alternatively that Cat could get caught and served by Chinese restaurant giving multiple people powers

>>83279653
Spiders haven't got a very long lifespan, it's probably dead by now.
In fact, in the story it died just after biting Peter.

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>>83281163
I always either leave a spider alone or just put it outside

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE OTHER HAND

>>83284574
My cat keeps killing but never eating them. I find their corpses all over my house.

>>83284473
No it didn't. We've already established that it didn't.

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>Use to have this Spider that would sit on the wall watching me shower
>Almost every time I showered I'd see it
>One day after reading a lot of Spider-Man become desperate for powers
>See it coming towards me
>Put hand on wall
>Bite my hand please give me powers
>It turns around and I never see it again

LIFE IS CRUEL

>>83285134
Every time an animal is watching you in various states of undress it's actually being possessed by your mother or father to make sure you're not doing lewd things.

>>83281262
What's you policy for a spider bigger than a kitten?

>>83284574
Burn these fuckers.

>>83282392
Could be a good story. The Thousand is a sentient swarm of spiders operating in NYC that is pretty much an urban legend of how people who don't know jack about Spider-man allegedly describe Spider-man. The host mind is losing its sanity d to the spiders and will soon be just a bunch of bugs in mind, body, and soul; so it decides to come out to the public in order to ask for help.

Of course this is grotesque as fuck and Spider-man kicks the shit out of it. So it decides it needs to do this in a private way. It needs to look like a good guy.. So it comes down to taking on a physical host shell. It tries to make sure the shell isn't innocent, it finds someone the Punisher is planning on putting down and horrifically consumes the crook's insides, leaving behind the skin bag until Frank is gone.

Then it shambles like the Roach in Men In Black to the Avengers Tower so it can ask for help. Hank Pym is able to discern the Thousand was made up from the spider that originally bit Parker, and he is able to make a helmet for speaking to spiders so that The Thousand doesn't have to be inside a human husk.

Or something.

>>83284574
Sounds like you need more spiders.

I used to have a bigass wolf spider that lived in my place. Size of my thumb. We left each other alone until one morning, I woke up and it was in my bed.

So I killed it.

Within a day, I was overrun with centipedes.

>>83285501
Give it a room. Send rats in the room via a trap hole.
If somebody I don't like is messing with me, I invite them over.

It'd probably smell though.

>>83280728
Fucking kek

>>83285551
That would be actually nicely done. I would love to read it.

>>83281081
Fucking kek x2
Thanks

>>83280898

It was.

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>>83283322
>with the proportional strenght of a spider smaller than it

>>83284574
GAH FUCK YOU

>>83285802
fun fact. A house centipede has front legs that double as venom injecting fangs ~

>>83284574
>tfw shoot them down with popcorn loaded into shotshells
Truly disgusting things that deserve specially shit ways to die.

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>>83279908
>>83281450
But it's actually good though.

>>83280297
Welp, finally found out where that's from. Since it's Ennis I shouldn't be surprised.

>>83284216
>Spider sense is just the spider ghost trying to protect Parker.

>>83285844
That's not fun at all

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Is this a thread about bugs of justice?

>>83281163
i got a whole room full of spiders

>>83282990
Wound up Image searching this, pretty fun read.

Link for any other interested anons:

http://www.mangatown.com/manga/kumo_desu_ga_nani_ka/c000/

>>83286252
I read it on Kissmanga as they load all pages of a volume together. Also your link gives me 404.

>>83279653
That spider is dead.

Didn't you know? When a spider bites something, it's fangs get stuck and pull out of it's body and it dies.

That's why all spiders only get to eat one thing in their entire lives.

>>83280839
Musicals used to be a form of high-art for storytelling IMO, but now all musicals are flat pop-dance shows/spectacles that make no fucking sense.

>>83285982
>Implying /co/ reads comics

>>83283022
>humans EAT xenomorph in this world

>like spring chicken

Fucking badass.

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>>83286082
This is canon to me now

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>>83285134
you were so close, Peter

>>83286672
Ahh, right, of course.

>>83285568
Hey dude this is sad.

>>83285568
He just wanted to say hello :c

>>83286163
But there's never been a Spider Rider. Langle doesn't count, because he sucks

>>83283147
Fuckin Hawaii, man.

>>83281351
ants i'm fine with. they actually make shit cleaner if they walk over it. buuut if you want to have pet food out, then you're in trouble

>>83279653
Bit Silk. Died.

>>83284574
i used to be scared of these. they're so much scarier than normal centipedes, yknow? theyre not nearly as long, but their LEGS are so long!
then i moved into a basement with centipedes exactly like these except twice as long in the body. now those plain vanilla house centipedes aren't enough to scare me anymore.

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It goes on to command an army.

>>83288645
Like... how do you not just kill yourself if you wake up and see that? "Well the sky belongs to the spiders now, where's my gun?"

>>83288723
By not being a giant goddamn pussy that freaks out at the sight of small harmless animals?

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>>83288723
By befriending them.

>>83288723
Could be worse
http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2014/10/18/spiders-missouri-house-swarms-brown-recluse-animals-science/

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I don't know why I'm so afraid of insects, but I am. Found one of these in my house once, and it was probably one of the most anxious experiences I've ever.

>>83288925
Good thing centipedes aren't insects because otherwise who knows what would've happened to you.

>>83288645

So they just built a really large web? Are they a social species of spider?

>>83288943

Well, I did man up and kill it. So I guess that really did save me. Though it kept shrugging off my stomping for a bit. They are very fast too.

Really, it was the closest thing my life has had to a boss fight.

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>>83288951
They probably used their webs to fly around and rained down on this guys house
http://nypost.com/2015/05/20/its-raining-spiders-in-australia/

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>>83287906
>Not reading manga spider-man.

>>83279783
The spider itself didn't have these multiversal cosmic powers. But rather it was just a catalyst for these cosmic powers to connect with peter.

>>83289002

Ah, Australia. Sure, why not.

>>83289030
It's absolutely not exclusive to Australia if that's what you're wondering.

>>83289057
Why does the Ogre Spider look like it was squealing in excitement?

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>>83289120
because it saw you

>>83289053

Does it happen everywhere? Doesn't seem like it would happen in Tucson since it's so arid. Most stuff lives close to and under the ground here. Or in houses and such.

>>83280839

Because only gays and retards see musicals.

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>>83282350
Menawhile Terraformars has super roaches that curb stomp on humans.

>>83289152
All spiderlings disperse. Ballooning isn't the only method they use but it's a very common one. It's just usually not anywhere near as noticeable.

>>83280931
>The spider turned into a girl
What a fucking cop out.

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Would you?

>>83289149
Now it has a "I MUST BE DREAMING" expression.

>>83289211
It just wants to hug.

>>83289182
They are glad there are no more than one Huntsman Spider.

>>83289253
Lewd.

>>83289213

Yeah, I've seen that then. I think I mistook what was happening in that Australia video for something else.

>>83279809
Good, the entire "But the spider bit SOMEONE ELSE" idea is as hackneyed as you can get. I'm surprised no one else called Slott out on that. At ;east Peter died before they could change it. I was enjoying the Oz formula version of the Other/immortality though. It was fresh, for Spider-Man.

>>83280205
>get struck by lightning
>have chemicals n shit around
>gain access to the speed force, run the speed of light, see the world in slow motion, be OP in general

I gotta get me a lab and a lightning rod.

>>83289011
Spider-Man really is the most shonenshit capecomics has to offer

>>83284574
Is this an Australian thing?

>>83281163
Most spiders are bros
Bur not fucking huntsmans

>>83286082
I would read that

>>83281163
I have a policy when it comes to spiders: they can go anywhere they want, but the second they go ONTO my bed, they forfeit their right to live. Much like human women! Ha cha cha!

>>83289491
How have you never seen a house centipede?

>>83279908
Spider-Man's Tangled Web . Links please? Both Desu and Libg turn nothing but dead links

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>>83280708
Basically, Foo Fighters from JoJo.

>>83289815
Just never have.

>>83281081

THIS IS FUCKING GREAT.

Where have you found this?

>>83288978
I'm not gonna lie, I'd scream like a little bitch if I saw that in the house. Those are poisonous. Millipedes are cool af tho, they can chill wherever they want.

>>83283147
> not creating a natural outdoor environment hospitable to both

Plebian

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Spiders are nice and all but I'd rather date a moth

>>83286461
>>83286252
shame about the manga though

>>83281163
Found the spider

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Alright /co/, which insect would you take as your waifu?

>>83288137
>ants are fine
>proceeds to eat the shit out of the wood frame of your house

>>83292324
Bee, of course.

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>>83284574
Dude. House centipedes are fuckingbro-tier.
They eat everything and don;t fuck with humans.
Sure, they look like they crawled out of Satan's asshole, but looks can be decieving.

>>83292324
bee

>>83292324
Moth is top tier

>>83292324
as someone who did Wasp/Spider, I'd really love a Bee

my ass hurts to this day

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>>83281163
there are always spiders crawling on the ceiling of my room. i crush them with a slipper, and record it and put it on my snapchat story for my friends to see. i have amassed an audience.

>>83288880
>"Worry more about your backstabbing and filthy human beings than our spider friends.
This spider expert can fuck right off.

>>83279783
The Web of Life and Destiny is the Marvel Speedforce

>>83292324
Are any of them still venomous? because I may be into that

>>83293148
Pffft, Pym particles totally beats that. At least Spider magic KINDA makes sense

>>83292994
Spiders are skiddish and stay clear of humans. Centipedes don't give no fuck, will walk right up to you, and bite you when they figure out you are alive.

Spiders are great, if you ever want one as a pet I recommend a Hyllus Giganteus. It's basically the house cat of arachnids.

>>83284574
FUCK YOU. I knew it was coming but I still clicked

>>83281163
Time for some SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKERS!

SPIDER SCIENCE!

Today: spider silk gives humans healing power, sort of.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/24/health/healing-powers-of-a-spiders-web/

>>83281123
Not all spiders eat their males unless they are stressed.

They do this because male spiders will not survive to mate again anyway, they have short lifespans and breeding takes most of their energy.

>>83294575
>They do this because male spiders will not survive to mate again anyway, they have short lifespans and breeding takes most of their energy.
Also, male spiders tend to offer themselves up regardless. It's sort of like the arachnid form of child support that most males want to pay, because it gives more food to the kids.

>>83289101
Stuff like this is why aliens won't make contact with us.

That and herpes.

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>>83289253
Wrong image?

>>83292324
Do you have the second list?

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SPIDER COMICS?!

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>>83294858

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>>83294954
Dat's it.

I think there's more, but I don't have it.

>>83294826
There's a second list? I noticed its the same artist from >>83290710 but Ive never seen a second list

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>>83279713

>>83295017
Yeah, I think there was four by the end. It originated on /tg/, I was in that thread.

>>83284574

Centipedes are awful. I'd gladly take a couple spiders over 1 centipede.

Also, silverfish can suck a nut. All they do is climb out the shower drain and say hi when I'm trying to take a dump. It's like personal space bro, personal space...

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spiders are NOT cute and they are NOT your friends

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>>83295327
>Pursewebs
>Not cute

Those goofy huge chelicerae are hilarious.

Probably went off and reproduced and now there's a small, slowly growing spider powers granting spiders somewhere.

>>83295327

Where is that image from?

>>83294972
Thanks for the informative and friendly comic anon! I was wondering if there was an arachnid equivalent for Moe Cockroach.

I really liked the idea of the Other, and the Totem. Thanks to a story I read once, I like to think that Anansi and Ero (The Other) chose Peter, and by proxy, his clones and offspring.

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>>83281163
I had a jumping spider who was in my room during the winter

The poor guy was obviously starving, cause he sat in one spot for a while

I kept trying to catch a bug for him to get his energy back, but at that point, he was already too weak to catch them

He died in the same spot on my desk, and when spring came, I got a massive fucking ant problem.

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>>83281163
>>83281351
>>83281619
>>83281893
>>83285134
>>83287793
>>83288837
>>83289149
>>83289253
>>83289494
Spiders get off of 4chan

>>83295901
Spiders have really short lifespans anon, its as likely that it died of old age.

The only good thing in Saga was The Stalk.

>>83283322
>He comes out as trans in the 4th issue
BRAVO MARVEL

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>>83295963
Go back to /wasp/.

>>83284574
>staying at family's house for the month
>sleep on air mattress in basement
>One day after taking a shower I go into the room wher I'm sleeping
>This fucker crawls from under my pillow onto my blanket.
>question whether I should sleep there
>sleep on couch
>read thread

I guess I've made my decision

>>83295963
>>>/z/

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>>83296015
Spiders can be born as hermaphrodites. Just saying.

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>>83292324
>spider gf
Oh no
Some of my fetishes

>>83294972
>COINCIDENCE?!
lol

>>83295987
>The only good thing in Saga was The Stalk.
the only good things in saga are based prince IV and ghus

>there exists a species of spider that eats only other spiders
Fucking BADASS.

It's like. Like the Big Boss of Spiders or some shit.

>>83281656
If species adapted to look like cute girls survivaland reproduction rates would sky rocket.
Its that easy nature. Get on it.

>>83299195
>prince IV
Prince IV took away The Stalk, and thus cannot be very good.

>>83299906
You mean like how domesticated cat vocal cords remain at the same frequency as kitten mewling for their entire lives?

Cuteness is actually a legitimate survival adaptation.

>>83280919
>>83280931
>>83280892
>>83280994
>>83281003
>>83281018
>>83281034
>>83281043
>>83281065
cringe.
This comic was good until all this extra shit was added.

>>83299900
checked.

>>83279732
It became Stan Lee and sucked the life out of its friends to live for one hundred years, only knowing love from autistics, casuals and scumbags.

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>>83280728

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>>83284574
At least centipedes die when you hit them with a shoe. Not like these fuckers.
>tfw a scorpion crawls up your foot while you're sitting in the dark playing video games
>tfw you wake up to a skittering noise, peek down over the edge of the mattress, and see a scorpion crawling up the bed's leg toward your face
Fuck scorpions.

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>>83284574
>>83300983
>tfw when Canadian and have never ever seen these in real life.

>>83300983
Where the hell do you live that scorpions are a problem like that?
I live in Texas and I've seen scorpions but I've never heard of one coming inside a house.

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>>83301685
San Antonio now, but I used to live in the Hill Country as a kid. They were basically everywhere. Lift anything off the ground and you had a good chance of finding a scorpion underneath it.

>>83300383
the stalk was okay but prince IV is 100x better

>>83301768
Ah makes sense. I've always lived in/around Austin so I've only seen scorpions about 5 or 6 times in my life.
(spent the first 10 years of my life living in Louisiana.)

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>this thread

>>83286163
>Den-O
How the living hell did Spirits work with Den-O, thats like making a Batman story with Bugs Bunny showing up.

>>83286163
Remember, even if there is no God or Buddha, there's still Kamen Rider.

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>>83302154

>>83281437
How's he gonna get out if he's already dead?

>>83292324
Dating sim when?

>>83282019
You sir are a genious.

>>83289341
>>83280205
The speed force actually chose him and used the accident as an excuse.

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>>83280931
>>83280892

>>83292324
Bee or Moth

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>>83284574

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>>83303247

>>83303126
>spider-god eating parts of him whole instead of turning his insides into mush and slurping it up
0/10 not realistic.

>>83303891
He's a soul, he's already mush.

>>83279713
Wouldn't it be Spider-Man-Spider? Like a spider with the powers of a Spider-Man?

>>83279653
Small business owner. Wife and 400 kids.

>>83279653
he's fuckin dead nigga. peter squished his ass.

>>83285982
POST IT

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>>83304536
I only have snippets of it, unfortunately.

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>>83304621

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>>83304632

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>>83304640
Pretty out of character for Peter to say this but eh, it's Garth wadduyagonnaboaddit

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>>83304659

>>83286608
this entire post was written by someone who has never seen a musical in his entire life

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>>83304672
I love this page. Ennis can write a good Peter and May

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>>83304691

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>>83304706
The end. I wish I could show you guys the whole thing.

>>83304632
>>83304640
>Super dangerous supervillain beats up hero and knows his secret identity
>Dies in first appearance from some bullshit that he was too stupid to avoid
>Problem solved
I hate stuff like this. The hero should win because of his strength, skill, and intelligence, not because the other guy is stupid or unlucky.

>>83304749
The hero should also be saved from having to murder the more horrific enemies.

>>83304659
Well, it's not all day that shit like this happens, even for parker standards

>>83281437
>tfw help worms in the morning after it rains.
>Worms can't do jack shit for getting me out of a well.

Time to save 5 orangutans and call it a life for being good.

>>83304853
saving five orangutans would probably be higher up on the karma scale than worms anyway

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>>83279708
also its ghost hid inside Peter for years

>>83303999
What if Spiderman got bitten again by Spider-Man-Spider?

>>83304959
well then he'd be Spider-Spider-Man-Man

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>>83287906
>didn't read Arana

>>83304969
What the fuck are his powers even

>>83293248
Pym particles aren't a force of fate. they're just a thing

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Don't let it bite you, Spider bite
Hurt. HURT, spider bite.
THAT SPIDER BITE HURT.

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>>83295017
>>83294826
>>83292324