/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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The results from last night are in! I'm kind of holding you to this /sug/!

No poll for the next two days boys, Memorial Day stuff. Polls will return on Teusday!

Remember that Rose Quartz is LOVELY and CHARMING!

So, lady of the sea anon is gone.

What did you think of him, did you like him, did you think he was a faggot, do you think he'll come back?

>>83276321
does gem thickness matter

Stevonnie is a Stevonnie

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Do gems have strong legs?

>>83276344
Don't you mean hardness?

>>83276340
I hope he dies or commits suicide

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Amedot, Lapidot, or Lapethyst

Or Polyship?

Also what would we even call an Amethyst, Lapis, Peridot 3 way ship?

>>83276340
Is it me or do Lapisfags always end up abandoning the general.

>>83276387
StevenxEveryone

this is a harem show, dipshit

>>83276390
I'm still here

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>>83276400
This is the only correct answer.

If Pearl/Lapis is Moonstone, then who's Sunstone? For pottery purposes

>>83276409
Well, ok.

I mean, specific lapisfags, like the cold tea one.

>>83276335
You put "Greg babysits Steven, Lapis and Peridot" twice

>>83276387
Lapidot.

So, I'm working on a Pearl-Peridot Fusion, I'm not gonna give it a name cause I'm not that autistic, but I'm having issues with the weapon fusion. Since Peridot doesn't have a gem weapon as far as I know, the only thing I can work with are her limb enhancers. Does anyone want to suggest a weapon for Peri?

>>83276387
Amedot, Lapis is a boring character and her interactions with virtually everyone who's not Steven are pretty much the same, leaving no room for interesting dynamics

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>>83276340
At first I didn't like him, but then I got to know him. He's a really sweet guy who loves to cook. I wish him all the best.

I don't like Lapis though.

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this post + the full version of love like you are making me cry actual tears rn

>>83276420
all we need now is lapis peridot fusion

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>>83276400
how many harem shows have ever actually had a harem ending?

>>83276431
nvm they are slightly different.

>>83276444
Do you think he'll come back?

>>83276321
Who is this and why is there response taken seriously? Stevonnie appeared once and pretty sure this wasn't an issue.

>>83276436
Isn't Peridot's weapon just meant to be built-in tech knowledge? I'm 99% sure either the SDCC panel or some guidebook thing stated so

>>83276447
Shuffle? I think it had the Harem End.

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>>83276340
Always remember

>>83276400
I can't get behind that because Garnet has made it clear that she's not into anyone but herself.

Obviously feelings can change but unless we got some major developments in that direction, I wouldn't buy it.

Also, he husband being a giant conglomeration of alien women would probably put a damper on Connie's presidential hopes.

>>83276445
I felt like it was a little obvious? Rose

>>83276387
Am torn on this /sug/. On the one hand a well-done poly-ship could be awesome, on the other that sucks out the opportunity for drama, ruins the parallel between Steven and Connie's relationship and plus is both extremely unlikely to happen and extremely unlikely to be pulled off well.

So sign me up or Amedot. It's already cannon so...

Blue Pearl > Lapis
Prove me wrong

>>83276496
But you're right

>>83276496
anyone>lapis

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>>83276496
Sapphire = Blue Pearl > Lapis
Checkmate

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>>83276467
>the feels
Oh fuck, how long has it been since I've seen one of Pickle anon's shitty drawings

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>>83276486
>cannon
Now I'm waiting for the AmethystxPeridot fusion to use her shapeshifting powers to become a literal cannon

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Lady of the sea
happy as can be
uh
I want to fuck lapis

>>83276464
So... I could make the Fusion with a more techno aesthetic? Should I use the limb enhancers then? Pearl has a crap ton of weapons but only ever uses the one, I assume she could use the others if she wanted just like them using the stuff from Rose's Armory. So Peridot having her own arsenal of tinkered gadgets, like the limb enhancers, as her weapons makes sense right?

How much you fags want to bet jasper falling into the earth means she's going to be found by those gem shard abominations and she's going to fuse with a few dozen or hundreds to become one mean, ugly af, angry muhfucker

>>83276340
What happened?

So is Steven Floats the last episode we get for a while?
Bit of a let down

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>>83276496
I cannot.

>>83276519
yeah peridot, tongue punch that fart box

>>83276496
I'll fight you irl, you cocksucker

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>>83276436
either a small drill-gun (like that one fanart) or like megaman's drill bomb, except maybe without the ability to shoot the drill out. it would not only give her a weapon that obviously relates to her personally, but it also looks imb enhancer-esque

>>83276539
Maybe one more, depends on if CN is gonna be a cunt, which is more than likely.

>>83276466
Shuffle didn't have a harem ending.

He chose Asa (however nobody actually gave up, other people were hopping on the harem bandwagon as late as the last episode, and it was revealed polygamy is legal so the odds of him escaping a harem ending became astronomically low)

>>83276447
Not many, it's usually a nonending.

But if you do want an anime where there is one, there's Happy Lesson.

MC gets all 5 of his moms, his 2 sisters tell him that as soon as they sort their schooling/career he'd best make room (maybe 3, I can't remember whether or not it was implied his 3rd sister wanted in), a lesbian stalker of one of his moms fell for him too...and he told the class rep character to fuck off when she confessed to him because worst girl.

Series ends with him making out with his 5 mothers on a rooftop while they're all in wedding dresses.

>>83276340
Wait, lady of the sea anon left? Shit, why? I loved that guy.

>>83276536
It was too much for him.

He might come back, but we don't know.

>>83276519
Peridot isn't living with Amethyst though, not liking our odds.

>>83276532
We're just getting a repeat of the "where is Peridot" arc, complete with Kindergarten, she'll come there because it feels the most like home

>>83276496

Lapis goes pbbbbbt!
Flawless victory.

>>83276340
I always loved that guy, I wish him the best.

>>83276558
>>83276536
Check the previous thread

>>83276515
>/Trash/ sug
There's a massive difference.

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>>83276561
Yeah because living with Peridot is really gonna make Lapis love Peridot

pretty sure it will have the exact opposite effect, pic related

>>83276453
To /trash/, yeah.

Why is Lapidot even popular? I get Amedot and Jaspidot but this one always puzzled me

>>83276557
Does it have actual sex scenes?

>>83276551
Ooh I like this idea, I think I know what I'm gonna do then. I'll also have to design that weapon for Peridot, so I can build off it but all that means is more art!

>>83276581
You've seen him in /trash/?

I mean the guy who wrote poems and all that, not just any other lady of the sea anons.

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>>83276583
None of them have any reason besides people taking parts of the episodes and misinterpreting it as ship material.

>>83276579
as far as we know, gems are immortal

the sooner lapis gets desensitized about unfortunate incidents or situations, the better

lapis is a cunt

>>83276596
He's in the Discord app's chat.

>>83276583
I have no fucking idea.

I don't get Amedot and Jaspidot though.

>>83276586
>Does it have actual sex scenes?
Uh...no?

If you want harem hentai that's something else altogether.

I thought you were talking shit like Tenchi Muyo

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We're back baby, from outer space,
Ready to defend the human race,
We don't give a damn about Homeworld Gems,
We'll fuse all day and make you our friends!

>>83276611
Oh, alright.

>>83276583
Lapis and Peridot were the only two Homeworld Gems for a long, long while. You figure out the rest.

>>83276621
You thought wrong.

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>>83276583
>Jaspidot
What? if anything Peridot seems to hate Jasper even more than the other Crystal Gems

>>83276614
What's not to get, Too Far was laying it on pretty thick,

>>83276643
Well then yes, plenty of harem shows get harem endings

>>83276655
I don't think it's gonna happen.

>>83276579
Okay but this fan art is amazing.
Lapis should lighten up.

>>83276643
no we were definitely talking harem animes, if we count shit like dating sim games and hentai games pretty much all of them have a harem ending possible if you know how to get it

>>83276677
>fanart
isn't that Crewniverse art?

>>83276685
> pretty much all of them have a harem ending possible if you know how to get it
I assure you they don't and its terrible. It's more like 1 in 20.

>>83276677
Not sure if that really counts as fan art

since it was something Zuke drew as a promo for Barn Mates

although idk who colored it

>>83276698
to be fair, I wouldn't actually know, I don't play really play dating sims or hentai games

>>83276699
Good point. Non-canonical art.

Why is lapis so pissed she's stuck on a planet that is 70% water when she is blue and can control water

what's so fucking good about home world anyways. I hope we get more detailed world building about home world

>>83276579
It'll be a lot more chaotic if Amethyst and Peridot lived together, imagine the bloody mess.

>>83276738
She doesn't like water

I also want to see more of HW

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Reminder that Matt liked Captain Hydra

>>83276744
So Amy's room plus 1?

>>83276738
Barn mates implied that she dislikes water, even though its her main source of power.

>>83276579
>i want to believe

bitch you ARE the aliens

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>>83276744
yeah but neither of them actually care about living in a mess, more reasons they are perfect for each other

>>83276738
She really doesn't like water, according to Barn Mates.

>>83276769
I think that was the joke, anon.

I can't believe Greg is dead.

>>83276790
Me neither.

>>83276785
She used water to cover her eyes. That whole stick about "being trapped in a tomb" was just to guilt trip and manipulate Peridot.

>>83276790
>drop beat dad
>dead beat dad
>dead dad

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>>83276790
if you really wanna bait people at least get a decent image to go with your bait

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>>83276790

Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.

>>83276790
>>83276800
lapis's fans will defend ANYTHING. greg died fucking horribly in the flood and what was their reaction? haha dick squad, dick squad bro!!!

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>>83276822
Steven will.

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>>83276782
I cannot get on board with this ship.
And the only reason is that I still believe in Amethyst and Pearl.
Hopal for Opal.

>>83276823
Lapisfags are the worst.

I'm glad that lady of the sea faggot is gone.

I can't believe Greg was actually Pink Diamond all along.

>>83276782
fuck I love this ship, their personalities clash so well. Not only that but Amethyst's main source of depression comes from her creation, Peridot is a kindergarnder, she's the source of Happiness Amethyst is looking for.

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>>83276839

>>83276827
But no one here is Steven

Right?

>>83276839
Yeah that was a pretty good plot twist.
Too bad he died.

>>83276835
I totally agree with you.
Hopal for Opal.

>>83276576
meh
not that much when you're talking retarded anons

So why did Rebecca choose to make the main protagonist a male (Steven) instead of a female (Stephanie)?

>>83276843
Don't hide it you fucker.

>>83276655
I'm pretty sure people only ship Jaspidot because they're into the extreme height difference, not because of character interactions, I might be wrong though.

Amedot is the only one that makes sense to me since both parties interacted quite a lot and their personalities and color schemes mesh in a fun way. It helps that unlike both Lapis and Jasper Amethyst is a pretty nuanced and developed character.

>>83276855

Steven is based on her brother.

>>83276855
Because

>>83276855

>>83276865, and I imagine it helps to broaden the demographic appeal a lot.

Unpopular opinion time:
I don't ship anyone aside from canon ships

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So what fusion would stop time?

>>83276855
Fuck off, we're not adding that shit onto the discourse we had last thread.

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>>83276835
Why love O P A L when you can love M E T A L

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>>83276886

>not being a shipper is an unpopular opinion

I feel like I don't belong on this website anymore.

>>83276887
Yellow Diamond + Yellow Pearl. Lion + Rose would loop time instead.

>>83276899
>>>/v/

>>83276321
I still prefer using she

where will lapis even go from here? her backstory was pretty much nothing. she doesn't seem interested in opening up to anyone but steven.

>>83276913
Moron

>>83276909
But why

>>83276913
Moron

>>83276855
Probably because the show already had a lot of female.

>>83276923
I still prefer using she though.

>>83276921
She'll hopefully fade into the background like most of the human characters ultimately do

>>83276913
Moron

>>83276921

EMOTIONAL
MANIPULATION

>>83276921
she'll be the big bad

>>83276921
I feel like there's more to her backstory than what she told Steven, I trust her less than Peridot.

Great, no more loveposters, now we can get back to discussing interesting things like, for example

Could guns kill gems?

>>83276921
prob get to know her home world life that she oh so misses so much. why was she created to be able to manipulate water? how many of her types are there? is she royalty along with saphire? why did she answer to yellow diamond grunts instead of going straight to blue diamond?

>>83276876
>Broaden the demographic appeal
Maybe to children who won't even understand much of what's really going on.
Why do you think everyone else on this imageboard hates us and this show?
Because according to most people uncomfortable with their sexuality, it doesn't matter if the protagonist is male as long as he's subservient to a bunch of women who are stronger than him.

>>83276583
I personally think that Lapis and Peridot have personalities that mesh well/clash interestingly and make them a cute couple. Dunno about everyone else.

I don't post ships though.

>>83276988
Daily reminder that "could a gun kill a gem" discussions are pointless since the show is very inconsistent on how tough the gems really are (an object that weighs several tons falls on Peridot but she survives, but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).

>>83277054
Durability is inconsistent and it all depends on who is using the gun which is even worse inconsistency
/end

>>83277054
>object falls on tough hard light construct
>hard light construct steps on weak gemstone
>implying these are even comparable

>>83276754
>>83276768
It came off more like she liked water, until she was trapped at the bottom of the ocean.

Think of it like the Ludovico Technique from A Clockwork Orange. Even though he loved Beethoven, after being psychologically tortured while Beethoven was playing, Alex couldn't listen to it without feeling sick.

Lazulis may love water, but imprisonment in a fusion in a hole in the bottom of the sea might make them sick at the thought of dipping a toe in a puddle.

>>83277071
Alright.

Amethyst falls on a rock and cracks her gem, sadie stabs a corrupt gem and defeats hit.

Lapis survives when the warship crashes.

How do you explain that.

>>83277086
Simple, Lapis is a disgusting mary sue breaking established rules

>>83277086
Just ignore him, he wants to keep the discussion about guns going, just to raise his ego because he can think he can kill fictional characters.

>>83277086
>defeats hit
poofs it*

>>83277100
That's why I said it's inconsistent.

>>83277054
Gems, like most rock, tend to be hard but brittle. You could probably smash most gems with a large hammer against a metal surface, but they'd be impervious to things like explosive shock waves.

Re: Gem Bodies, I think I remember reading that gems could change how hard/soft their bodies are depending on what's needed.

>>83277086
Maybe some hard light is harder than other hard light. There's also nothing that says that all gems have the same hardness.

Okay so maybe gun cannot kill gem.
But can gem kill gun?

>>83277139
A gun is an object. It has no life.

>>83277044

Well if the show's at least partly targeted towards children, and children basically give zero shits about anything like that, it helps to increase overall appeal by having at least one major character be of the opposite sex of the predominant sex of the overall major cast. That way boys can have someone to relate to in a show dominated by women, and vice versa. Steven being the protagonist helps to dispel the "girl show" angle that could turn off a lot of the younger male demographic, and ratings seem to indicate that it works, as there's not much of a gender divide at all in SU's ratings.

Obviously since we're older we get that a show with a primarily female cast isn't necessarily exclusively targeted towards them, but kids actually do care about that kind of thing.

>>83277103
If the show was more consistent, I could believe guns would be able to kill gems.

But it isn't, so the discussion goes on and on without reaching an agreement.

>>83277131
They can make their bodies harder.

But can they make their gemstone harder too?

>>83277142
So are gems.
Let me rephrase.
Can sentient gem kill sentient gun?

>>83277086
Amethyst's gem makes direct contact with edged rock, of course it cracks.
Of course stabbing through a hard light construct can stop it, it's stabbing through it. We saw that with Pearl.

Literally everyone survived that crash. It's very likely that their gemstones didn't make contact with anything.

>>83277142
You are on /sug/, I think you are the one without a life here

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>>83277131
>>83277157

This is pointless to discuss upon, so don't.

>>83277133
So peridot is actually tough as fuck?

>>83276848
I've got bad news everyone, I'm Steven.

>>83277178
She was already tough as fuck, feel her unbridled rage

>>83277159
What happens when an unstoppable force collides with an unmovable object?

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>>83277185
This is unacceptable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X_DqZOkY9o

>>83277160
Pearl was stabbed by something that could cut a tree with a balloon sword.

I don't think a normal human would be able to poof Pearl if he stabbed her.

Unless you're Connie.

>>83277189
So Peridot is tougher than Lapis.

I can believe it.

>>83277044
Did you just say..."subservient to a bunch of women who are stronger than him"?

>>83277185
Sorry about what happened to you, Steven.
I really shouldn't have written that fanfic, because Rebecca Sugar is a huge perv that will make that fic I wrote canon.

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Reminder that everyone is in it for the gem waifus.

>>83277210
Which one is Chandler?

>>83277160
So I can defeat a gem with a gun.

>>83277229
Stop teasing us and give us the fic already.

>>83277237
>all those straight males
disgusting

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I don't get why you guys are feeding this gun discussion, he'll just pull up the same exact points for his reasoning when it's all inconsistent and all depends on who is using the gun.

>>83277264
Tumblr get out.

And Stevonnie is a she.

>>83277237
how many males compared with females?

>>83277280
They are literally a they.

>>83277272
Could Steven defeat YD with a 9mm

>>83277280
>>83277294
Stop

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>>83277287

>>83277294
But she looks like a woman.

So I will use she.

>>83277272
What do you mean by "depends on who is using the gun"?

>>83277280
no they're not, straightie

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>>83277307
Where are you getting these stats from?

P.S Why is Sapphire only in Cutest gem catagory

>181 posts
>32 posters
mmh

>>83277259
I uploaded it last night. To Archive of our Own.
I posted the link last night (but the mods deleted that post...)
Someone even advertised it at the end of the previous /sug/ thread.

>>83277307
Who the fuck is the 63 year old guy?

>>83276855
It wouldn't be easy to make a girl fit the personality Steven has neither will it work with other aspects of the show, like how his mother is dead, how Greg is his dad and how Connie would have to be a boy.

>>83277342
But she looks like one.

So I'll use she.

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>>83277307
>the 63 year old person

>>83277348
A survey I took just after Catch and Release aired.

>>83277356
Dunno m8, it was anonymous. I'm pretty sure that guy was lying based on other answers though.

>>83277352
You mean >>83273654 ?

So what would we have to change to make /pol/ like this show?

>>83277307
What's wrng with Jasper, she's a one-note character but the design is memorable

>>83277386
It's too late, the show and it's creators are left-leaning liberals.

>>83277386
>Implying /pol/ likes anything

>>83277366
moron

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>>83277386
>Wanting /pol/ to like our show

>>83277400
>Implying

>>83277412
Imagine the interesting discussions we could have with /pol/ anons that watch the show.

>>83277386
I'm from /pol/ and I want a male gem to rape(force fuse) a female gem

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We're late and back, baby!

I didn't really wanna make this post, seen as LOTS anon just did the same kind of a post, but I've been thinking about this for a long while now. The Cricketanon will be gone for now. Sure there will be other people to post "We're back, baby!", but my time as that anon is somewhat over for now, but I might return some day, who knows. I wish you people only the best of wishes and happy livings. And remember that we will always be back, baby! No matter what!

>>83277415
>Imp

>>83277378
About the survey, that's what I think too, yet this one is oddly funny.

>>83277307
I dont understand the difference between sex and gender. shouldnt it be the same?

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>>83277412
What do you mean? They ARE watching the show.

>>83277386

I don't understand why you care.

>>83277435
>I

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>>83275513
I just wanted to let you know that I hate you so much, because I know you ordered all that shit online.
You didn't even try to leave your house to explore the Earth and find any of that yourself.
Fuck.

>>83277453
>

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>>83277427
The opposite will happen

>>83277453
>

>>83277386
I remember the last time /pol/ were talking about SU, one dude saying they literally beat their sister for liking the show. Others praised him for it.

>>83277434
So, first lady of the sea anon.

Now you.

What about the Peri loveposter, well, we probably won't see him much or at all since lady of the sea anon has left.

>>83277386
Make characters unable to tell apart political ideologies. They need to insist there are only two options, /pol/ and unspecified liberalism, and frequently confuse, say, christian democrats with right-leaning center, and socialists with american liberals.

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>>83277434
>Another one bites the dust
Hope you do well.

>>83277460
>>83277463

>>83277468
Jesus.
I knew /pol/ was cesspool filled with degrades, but god damn,.

>>83277468
For that dude's sister's sake, I hope she called the cops on him.

>>83277462
... more? I-Its for /ss/ reasons... wait I mean... shit.

>>83277426
>Interesting

>>83277445
Sex is what you were born with, gender is what you present to the world.

>>83277445
Purple Puma has a male sex and a female gender, Amethyst has a female sex and gender

>>83277450
Because I do

>>83277447
Oh, I see.

>>83277468
I don't believe you

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>>83277468

I don't believe you. There is no fucking way this happened.

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>>83277510
Actually, it's a ruse cruise.

>>83277445
Sex is what your genitals are, gender is how your brain's wired. If your sex and gender match, you are cisgender. If not, you are transgender.

>>83277519
>Sex is what you were born with
barring a trip to Thailand

>>83277519
nah, they're both the same and you are what you're born no matter what you say to the world

>>83277520
Nah mate. Amy has female gender, PP has male gender, neither has any sex.

>>83277525
never go to /pol/ m8

>>83277529
>>>tumblr

>>83277519
But if your sex is male but you feel like your gender is female you are mentally ill.

>>83277550
uh...that's wrong on so many levels not the least of which is the creators confirmed PP has a PP

>>83277569
That's not far from the truth, actually. But having a sex and gender that doesn't match is also called "dysphoria".

>>83277552
It's one of the best boards though.

>>83277529
If most of people saying these kinds of shit are agreeing that genders are basically equal, and that all other things are just because of society, what's the difference between having a male brain or a female brain apart from being attracted to males, females or both?

>>83277525
Is that Craig McCracken

>>83277529
if your sex and gender match, you're a normal person

if they don't match you're a mentally ill person

>>83277381
Yeah, that's it.

>>83277569
that's not even a tumblr sentiment desu. the whole "sex and gender are different" sentiment is only used to harm trans people. such as claiming that a public bathroom is organised by sex not gender

>>83277468
Screencaps? I know it's /pol/ but fucking hell

>>83277477
That's just an American thing, not an exclusively /pol/ issue

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I feel ashamed for bringing this up, but I can't be the only one who wonders how big is Amethyst/Purple Puma's cock. I'd say like a good 9 inches long. What do you think?

>>83277571
If your feelings are to the point where they negatively affect your life, yes. It's considered a subtype of body dysmorphic disorder called gender dysphoria.

/pol/ isn't even that bad, a lot of the time people are just lying or shitposting.

>>83277552

Archive or it never happened.

>>83277598

Yes.

>>83277547
Gender is a social construct, albeit one based heavily on biological differences. And sexual dysmorphia is a mental disorder that exists.

Fuck you if your gender identity has the word 'gender' in it's title though.

>>83277612
I frequentl /pol/ so I know that it's bullshit. None of the Anglo or Asian posters are that extreme. Must of been a slav or middle eastern poster

>>83277621
But what is he has no dick?

>>83277621

Sympathy trolling doesn't fit you very well, anon.

>>83277626
remember what micheal angelo said; act like a fool and real fools will think they're in good company.

>>83277621
Gems don't have genitals.

>>83277621
what a question she can shapeshift

>>83277655
>micheal angelo
I'm not sure about that.

>>83277640
>xy/xx chromosomes are a social construct

ok, mental illness enabler/condoner

Every show has one last line before the shows finale wraps, who do you think will have the last sentence?

>>83277663
obviously, the genitals are on their human constructs

>>83277655
wrong turtle

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Guy of the van
Repeating this is risking a ban
Yet I'd have no regret
For your monstercock makes me wet

>>83277641
Slavs are pretty politically extreme in general, aren't they? Wasn't the last election in Poland basically just extreme right wing vs. a bit less extreme right wing, with violent nationalists and postcommunists at the sidelines?

I agree there's no way it was a genuine US/UK/western poster, but if it was a Russian or Pole I'm willing to believe it.

>>83277640
>gender is a social construct
No

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LION AROUND

>>83277603
I don't think it's so much a mental illness like depression, more of a mental disorder like autism.

>>83277678
>Gender is a social construct, Steven, don't be a shitlord and check your privilege.

>>83277678
Steven.
If it were one of the gems their respective gemfags would go nuts.

>>83277686
Keep up the good work.

I hope you don't abandon us like the others, even if you aren't the original one.

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>>83277598
Why yes.

What's going on this morning? Did /pol/ decide to do a raid?

>>83277675
chromosomes don't determine gender, otherwise Steven wouldn't want to be a giant woman

>>83276463
He writes for the show and probably has sex with Rebecca. Also Stevonnie appeared twice.

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This is the blue gem.

>>83277434

Safe and happy travels, anon.

>>83277689
autism never goes away

depression/thinking cutting off your dick makes you a pretty pretty princess can go away with some nice bowl of hardening the fuck up

>>83277713
>anyone who isn't tumblr is /pol/

>people being so desperate to hate people who arent them that they deny what science universally agrees on

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>>83277722

I'm poofed /sug/

>>83277678
We are the Crystal Gems

I mean duh

>>83277722
THE BLUE GEM IS SHIT

I HATE HER

>>83277724
Anon, XIXth century is over, nowadays we use pills and therapy to work with mental ilness

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>>83277704
I was inspired by the original dude. Everytime there is a new thread without you know what and i am on it I will post the you know what

>>83277729
>because we're only tumblr here
There's more shitposting here than usual.
And it's about the gender/sex concept no less.

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>>83277722
This is the cool blue gem.

>>83277729
don't be silly, there's also reddit

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>>83277722
This is the crossover gem.

>>83277757
I see.

Well, you know

Keep up the good work.

>>83277621
>>83277671
as big as she wants

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>>83277722
Hooray for Lapis! ;_;

>>83277663
they have gemitals

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>>83277476

Lady of the Limbs-anon, or at least the poet one, here. I'm gonna stick around for quite a while. Feeling like I might make a tumblr for writefag requests and commissions, def gonna catalogue our exchanges for sentimental value.

I'll remember you all with every ounce of love I can muster.

You've given me a new view, a way to see the world with a brand new luster.

>>83277760
>implying anyone defending the mental illness that is gender dysmorphia isn't tumblr

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>>83277456

>>83277768
is that snoreborewatch

>>83277724
i cant believe its taken this long for someone to call b8

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>>83277791
(You)

>>83277790
Oh, yeah, that would be nice.

>>83277722

その青い宝石が綺麗ですよ!

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>>83277678
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>what you do if the ending was a loop to the beginning?

>>83277526

>Draws the gamecube from the show
>Mutated Genesis controller

lol

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>>83277675
Do you think women that wear pants are mentally ill?

>>83277810
That image is too small

INDEXER, WHERE ARE YOU

>>83277810
>>83277809
>Anyone who doesn't share my CORRECT opinion is bait!
Fuck off already.

>>83277819
>this except the big donut is in ruins

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Tbh /pol/ is right about a lot of things and is probably the most sane and logical board on this site

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Oh, I'll be free! Just like that bluebird.

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Why did she get bubbled?

>>83277818

wow, look! he learns japanese

>>83277791
well shit guys, guess the entire scientific and psychological communities better pack it the fuck up, turns out they're all in cahoots with the EVIL TUMBLR

>>83277840
I agree with you.

>>83277819
I would hope they seize a second chance at whatever they failed at if they need to reset.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JsyQ0EMwr8

>>83277833
This isn't Megas XLR

>>83276899
Glorious M A C H I N E S will prevail

>>83277851
Who's that?

>>83277851
She joined the Crystal Gems only to stick it up to the Homeworld. She didn't care about Earth and probably killed humans on the side desu.

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MY wife, not anyone ELSE'S.

>>83277831
aint an opinion when science says youre wrong, m8. "1+1=3" isnt an opinion, its an incorrect fact

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>>83277840

So, like... If she's happy as can be... How can you possibly wonder if she'd be happier, under ANY circumstances?

The answer is no.

>>83277855
Science literally says that gender dysmorphia is a mental illness. If you actually looked at the studies you keep insisting exist, you'd know that, Tumblr.

>>83277883
I can see that happening.

>>83277882
Woolie.

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>>83277792

>>83277882
some tranny

>>83277888
>Science says you're wrong!
>doesn't elaborate or post any studies at all
Fuck off.

>>83277887
She doesn't love you though.

>>83277889
you should go visit

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>>83277887
STEVEN's wife, not yours.

>>83277890
Anon, is poetry.

It doesn't have to make sense.

I agree that it is bullshit though.

>>83276387
pearlxlapiz
the ultimate yandere experience

>>83277462
this picture really jiggles my biggles

more please

>>83277932
it's*

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>>83277935
its not impossible

they certainly look good together

>>83277890
Lapis is an enigma rapped in a shitty personality

>>83277790
I don't understand this. People will miss your incessant posts? I'm not saying it's shitposting, I'm just curious as to how people see your contributions beyond that while you don't use some sort of name or trip code. All I've seen from Lady of the Sea is that same post in each and every thread. What makes them love you? Why would they miss you?

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>>83277935
What about PearlxLapisxSteven?

>>83277922
what the fuck is with thoses eyes, they look like disney characters

>>83277953
Didn't you see the poems anon?

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>>83277846

>before death was universally loved
>dies
>dumb entitled amerifat offspring get a hold
>makes memes of him because who gives a fuck about respect, am i rite

I want you to GO

>>83277851
Too hot for this world ;-;

>>83277427
Spoken like a true degenerate

>>83277974
Not them, but that picture was made way, WAY before Bowie's death.

haha remember the slinker?

>>83277994
>/pol/
>degenerates
Anon

>>83278017
remember the Gem Sloop?

>>83277678
I beseech thee, wondrous moonlight! Bring my beloved Steven to me!

>>83278021
Are you disagreeing with him?

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>>83278021

>>83278017
Yeah, what about him?

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>>83277956
I am just saying you don't want to stand between pearl and rose (steven)

>>83278026
>>83278017
Remember the Cluster?
Man, what a quirky and hilarious episode.