homestuck

>>83240066
homestuck is not about functional families

Gesundheit.

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>>83240107
not until the epilogue at least

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>>83240164

>>83240172
Best thing I've seen yet in these threads

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now i can rest without aradia attacking me in my dreams

sleep

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>>83240172

>>83240250
Worst thing I've seen yet in these threads

>>83240242
>high heels in her dreamer pajamas
yowza

>>83240250
>Davepeta/Jade shippers
>AKA Davekat shippers trying to justify things

Fucking cunts

>>83240164
scores of feral dog-babies running unchecked and unparented throughout the new earth while their mother gets fucked continuously by every living creature does not a healthy family make

>>83240250
kill it

>>83240294
Delete This

>>83240290
they're half strider, they'll just dirk it out in survival mode

also they have space powers so they can zap doritos and AJ to their current location at will. they'll be fine

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>>83240290
>unchecked
Pretty sure between Dave's time power and Jade's space powers they can manage their baby-army

>>83240317
>dave wanted an army so he could dress them all up like LOTR gondorians, then dress himself in Aragorn's outfit and say "for frodo!" at some random event

>>83240317
>Dave's children are Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

>>83240381
FUCK

jade's favorite position:
>doggy style
>missionary for the purpose of procreation
>mating press
which?

>>83240381
Does that mean they bang Jade?

>>83240172
>Jeromy
hehehe

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What if Eridan had an enlarged frontal lobe?

>>83240316
>>83240317
dunno where you guys got the idea that theyre daves kids. maybe some of them are? its difficult to tell given the number of potential fathers

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>>83240164
>2xp

>>83240437
The only option is Dirk or Dave. Dirk's a fruit so that's off the table.

>>83240437
>Erasing Jade's davesexuality

>>83240429
He would've made better decisions.

>>83240469
Dave's also a fruit.

>>83240486
Not after Jade shows him what she can do with her tongue

>>83240290
>that scene in the mummy with the scarabs, only instead with a bunch of puppy-babies

>>83240462
Babies are a low level task

>>83240544
This
It's like in MMOs where if you do a thing too far below your level you get like, 1 experience. It's an anti-grinding measure by Sburb

>>83240580
What's the point of going up in the god-tiers post Sburb?

>>83240623
You get additional badges and abilities. Like the ability to pick up objects with your hands, or pigment in your skin, or always having your hands be shown, or leaving puberty with a pair of eyes or a nose.

>>83240655
>Rose can't cook hotpockets because it's a higher level ability

so liveblogger came for two posts, saw meenah and vriska hold hands and legit just left? goddammit

>>83240735
those posts didn't go on her tumblr so im assuming it was someone pretending to be her

>>83240437
There's nine humans left, five of those are related to Jade, of the other four two are women.
Humanity genetically is fucked.

>>83240735
Pretty sure it was just a ruse, given they don't use a secure trip and it would be like extremely early morning where they are.

>>83240749
who says shes only fertile enough to be impregnated by human semen?

>>83240769
Jade's not nearly as fertile as you think. It doesn't take extreme fertility for her to give birth to a litter, that's a side effect of being a dog. Fertility only involves the initial impregnation.

>>83240769
Her boyfriend can timeclone himself, that's easily enough dicks to satisfy Jade's lonely little self

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Vriska is kinda cute.

>>83240803
>implying any amount of dicks will satisfy jade

>>83240854
>>83240803
Jade doesn't desire dicks, she desire company and the assurance she won't be abandoned. That's why she's so desperate to have kids, she thinks it means Dave really loves her and he has to be with her forever now.
Jade isn't some breeding slut, she's a sad lonely girl who needs therapy

>>83240870
wrong

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>>83240907
right. jade doesn't want the feeling of a dick in her, jade wants the feeling and security of family and friends

>>83240927
jade was totally happy alone growing up on the island, but when kanaya started talking about breeding she was VERY interested immediately. she clearly spent a lot of time thinking about who was jake's grandfather

>>83240954
jade was happy because she didn't have any frame of reference
and then 24 hours of human contact is enough to make her NEED it bad. Jade's the kind of girl who refuses to let go of someone, literally.

>>83240954
>she clearly spent a lot of time thinking about who was jake's grandfather

In what kind of way

>>83240965
nice headcanon but we're talking about the comic here

>>83240983
you just know jade's first fantasies involved dave with wolf ears getting her pregnant

>>83241008
>jade fapped to the wolf children

What if ships were Dark Souls covenants.

It probably would be pretty trucking dumb.

>>83240954
>growing alone on the island

She had human, or rather, humanoid contact in her dreams. After Grandpa's death she was more or less raised by Prospitians.

>>83241018
>next generation children beset by strilonde incestual urges AND wild dog heats

>>83241008
>TG: like i know you dream about me enough already
>TG: lets keep some shit left to the imagination ok

>>83241056
>against all the odds, its an only child

>>83241066
>so it keeps trying to fuck its cousin, little Rose Lalonde

>>83241066
well the first litter in any given animal is usually smaller in number, more fragile and the offspring are runtier than later production

i feel bad for the firstborn mutant striley trying to figure out their life with dozens of younger siblings chewing on their ears and "ironically" stealing and wearing their clothing as a form of hero worship

>>83240845
>kinda
I think the word you're looking for is "very".

>>83241084
You mean Rose Egbert, right?

>>83241112
>has no references to go on, all its peers are weird chess things, feels alone in the world
>falls into a cult that worships Lord English

>>83241172
Right

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Why when you guys learn how to spell Davepeta correctly?

>>83241303
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>83241303
I love how even your one desperate request just ends up being Karkat holding baby versions of the cast instead
Hell it looks more Daverezi than anything else

>>83241303
i want a vriska grub to strangle too

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>>83241419

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>>83241303
Davepeta does not exist.

>>83241437
And I have down syndrome :B

>>83241066
Well yeah
It's not like Bec had a dog uterus to somehow give Jade, she has normal human pregnancies

>>83241437
These are all really nice, but goddamn do they all have fetal alcohol syndrome faces.

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>>83240845
Vriska is a fucking whore.

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>>83241876
Woops

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>>83241889
>>83241876
okay last time

>>83241743
>Vriska trying to imitate Kirby

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>>83241986
what if kirby inhaled vriska

>>83242086
Hussie should have worked more on Japanese recognition.

At this point, Toby has more of a chance of getting Sans into the next Smash Bros.

>>83242131
So what you're saying is you want Vriska in 5ma5h?

>>83242131
No he doesn't.

He really doesn't.

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holy shit

the three characters who ascend to the highest point of the building (dave, terezi, dirk) are all told to do it by a piece of lord english (bro(hal), gamzee, caliborn). and then those three characters' last fight is against jack english, together, on the top of a building.

>>83242186
and they all carry cal up with them

>>83242186
damn, that would have been a cool thematic thing if it wasn't washed away by how shitty everything else was

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>>83242186
jesus fucking christ hussie

Man, imagine how many people Vriska, Gamzee, and Eridan would've killed if the trolls actually got to go through their house's door.

WHERE IS VRISKA

God, I hate Homestuck. Mediocre idea, terrible execution.

>>83242220
i wish i could give liveblogger a good version of a6a6i5. i feel like she deserves it for all the time and opportunity for quality discussion she has given us. its cruel to let her suffer after all that

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>>83242769

>>83240066
Is an alternate dimension clone of your mother REALLY your mother?

>>83243419
Its still the incarnation of your mother

>>83243419
In Homestuck, kind of.

I'd like to play with a qt troll girl's feet.

>>83243419
>that stuff all happened to you, its just you dont have access to the memories
>in your physical form there are all these partitions in your mind that prevent you from remembering any of that which makes your existence f33l totally linear

And it's possible to break down these partitions, done by sprites squared, Terezi, the Sufferer, and Dream Rose. On some level stuff leaks through these partitions as well, such as how Roxy immediately recognized Rose as her daughter.

So it's the same soul, or self, or heart, or whatever the fuck the best word is to describe it, but different memories. So, she's not really your mother, but also she totally is.

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>>83243419
well, the westermarck effect probably wont apply and i can't imagine that there could be any other important factors

>>83243670
Roxy knew what rMom looked like though, recognising her is hardly surprising.

>>83243738
She had no reason to believe Rose was her daughter at that time, and when Dirk asked why she though this her response was that she just knew.

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>>83243767
Oh right, daughter

I see

>>83243419
genetically yeah, nothing changed but timeline

>>83243767
they did meet in a dream, though. its normal to 'just know' who someone is in a dream. and since we're told that people navigate through dream bubbles with their intentions, if they were both thinking about trying to meet each other they will inevitably find each other, and know who theyve found.

>>83243878
If Roxy was thinking about meeting someone, it would be her Mom, and she would have no reason to believe that she was her daughter.

As for just knowing who someone is in a dream, right, but dream bubbles aren't just dreams, and even if that were the case it doesn't discount it as another case of memories from an alternate self.

>>83244199
ok sure. i imagine that ultimate selves leaking through would be a conceivable in-unverse explanation for the phenomena of inexplicably knowing things in dreams

>>83242186
Did Equius ever get anyone to ascend? He did go up a bunch of flights to get murdered by Gamzee. Maybe he's the exception, as he ordered people to stay and died himself.

>>83244430
equius doesnt get to do shit hes void which means irrelevant. to the extent that he literally made lord english irrelevant by being a part of him

>>83244516
>void
>irrelevant
>most relevant alpha kid is the void player

>>83244615
That's because she's a ROGUE of Void you dummy.

>>83244615
she steals from the void rather than being the void. and the alpha session is all about emptiness being filled. which is why the culmination of the arc of the session is johns penis entering roxys aching vagina

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>>83244516
>Void
>Irrelevant
Except that's wrong, you dumb fuck

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What would you do with this tiny vriska?

>>83244771
Give it back to Karkat, I'm not dealing with that shit.

>>83244693
>the other rogue players are very irrelevant

>>83244771

Toilet

homestuck is for gays

>>83244808
No screen time will generally do that to you.

>>83244808
>>83244615
It's almost as if relevance isn't decided by your role, but rather what you make of it.

Not that Void has nothing to do with the concept of irrelevance, but it's not like Void players are doomed to be irrelevant. Equius, if anything, ended up with something more of a "secret relevance", doing something very important that affects the whole story and almost nobody will ever know about.

Horuss is the only truly irrelevant Void player, and that's because Pages have a hard time getting good, and most Beforus trolls were irrelevant.

>>83244516
That's what I was saying, yes. I think all of understand by now that Void is connected to irr...

>>83244615
>>83244762
...huh. Alright maybe we need to work on it.

Having a Heroic Title of Void =/= being irrelevant

The Void itself = connected to irrelevence

Equius was role was to inherit, or recieve and bear/cope with, indefinite vagueness and obscurity. It fits that his chief moments would include a confrontation that amounted to naught.

Hussie has been unpersoned in the 5 year war. You are appointed, as part of the Ministry of Truth, to rewrite Homestuck and give it a conclusive ending. What do you do? Failure is not an option.

>>83244762
i was partly meming about how unimportant lord english turned out to be. but i was also stating fact. equius is heir of void which probably means he 'becomes' the void. horuss is similar as a page who grows into being the void. void means nothingness and irrelevance as well as the empty space in the furthest ring.

roxy on the other hand is rogue of void, which means that she steals things from nothingess/irrelevance, and makes them relevant again. that's literally the exact thing that happens in the alpha's session, so its pretty obvious she would be hugely important to that story.

Since void=irrelevancy and light=more screen time does that mean Roxy could steal the irrelevancy of other characters and give it to Vriska to make her have less screen time?

>>83244912
she could steal vriska's irrelevancy (which does not exist) from the void, and then give it to her

>>83244888
Not fail I guess.

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>the reason Gamzee's powers are bullshit is because he represents story contrivances

>>83244888
Do I have to rewrite the whole thing?

>>83244888
i dont think theres a single person in existence who can end homestuck with something as good as it was at its best aside from pre-gigapause andrew.

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We can at least all agree that Doom = death, pain, misfortune, ect. right?

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>>83244888
>give it a conclusive ending
So it doesn't have to be good?

>>83245036
he doesn't 'represent' story contrivances, he just is one
i'm getting tired of people putting a positive spin on the writing shortcuts homestuck takes

Mituna teaching Sollux how to bang Pyrope pussy

>>83245073
just the presence of sollux and mituna in the story made it inevitable that the ending would be shit

andrew thought of everything

i want to violate "tiny" vriska

>>83245136
L1K3 TH15 L1K3 TH47 L13K THI5 7H15 L1K3 7H47

>>83245198
>mituna bases his entire romance understanding on jet set radio
>it works

>>83242186
jesus what the fuck, why is this a thing
if this is intentional, why does hussie insist tying together obscure themes like this instead of shit that's more important thematically like dave and bro getting a rematch against bec noir

>>83245321
When you make a story as massive as Homestuck, there's bound to be tons of things which seem like DEEPEST LORE but are actually just coincidences

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I know breath has nothing to do with freedom, but could it have something to do with decision making?
John was supposed to inherit the role of a leader, he was supposed to make more decisions and shit.
Tavros was completely bossed around by Vriska and never made a decision for himself. His pinnacle moment in the comic is the point where he decides to fuck off on his own without Vriska and raise a ghost army. He then makes the decision to hand the army over after raising it.
Rufioh as the rogue of decision making could never make up his mind. He cheated on Damara with Horuss and when that was over he kept having an on-again off-again relationship with him. He couldn't decide what to do with his relationships.

>>83245380
I think Breath has something to do with decision making or agency, as each Breath player struggles with this in some regard. Tavros is able to overcome it, John does at times but even up to Game Over he yields himself to Terezi's advice, which may have to do with what Heir means in the context of Breath.

>>83245321
i dont agree that dave and bro are more thematically linked to bec noir than pm and jade. he is jades dog, and pm's ultimate nemesis. dave/bro only opposed him because he was such a threat, they have no special link.

and dave/dirk are by far the most intimately tied to english through cal. it made sense to me that theyd be fighting the english surrogate even before i noticed the ascend thing that tied in terezi too.

>>83245380
hell yeah breath has something to do with decision making, the thing it has to do with decision making is that breath players dont do any.

>>83245380
I think there's far more basis for Breath being the power of friendship

>>83245484
Well your role is supposed to challenge you somewhat.

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>>83245380
Tavros is weak willed and John is a moron.

>>83245454
jade has a background with bec but in terms of things that actually happened in the story there's a lot more going on between dave and noir than jade and noir. Jade's relationship with bec was pretty much dropped the moment that she prototyped herself.

regardless, it should have been all four B1 kids fighting against bec noir because john and rose have huge grievances with him too, and union jack never should have been a thing. Dave and dirk can resolve their themes with cal by being the ones to take out English if necessary, instead of the spider troll

>>83245454
It still would have been kind of cool to see the Beta kids face their final boss instead of fighting the Alpha kids' bosses. But each matchup made some sense.

Roxy is the protagonist of the Alpha session, so of course she's going to fight their Bec Noir equivalent. John is the protagonist and gets to fight the final boss of the combined session (and also Betty Crocker, even though he doesn't give a shit about that anymore), and Kanaya fighting for who decides the future of the troll race. Admittedly Rose doesn't have a lot of relevance here other than being close with the other three combatants.

Jake gets stuck with the Felt because Vriska writes off both the Felt and Jake as useless. But it's actually pretty cool to see Jake take out the whole gang, as led by Crowbar, and it serves as another reference to his English name. Admittedly this is actually one of the weaker matchups.

Dave and Dirk get to fight a form of Lord English, being the two closest linked kids to him. Terezi was responsible for exiling Spades Slick, giving them a history, but again, Terezi is kind of a weak link like Rose.

PM against Bec Noir doesn't need much of an explanation, nor does Jade getting involved with the dogs (except for why she didn't want Noir to die).

And Jane being the team healer makes sense because of her powers, and she gets to be involved in fighting both Betty Crocker and fighting alongside Jake.

Considering the fact that Bec Noir and PM have teleportation powers, I would have liked to see them getting mixed up in the other confrontations like Cans did.

>>83245540
But then we don't know what to do with Blood.

>>83245572
i absolutely agree that bec noir should have had a much bigger finale than he did. he was the focal point of all of homestuck up until cascade and then totally disappeared and his fight was almost an afterthought. theres SO much more that could and should have been done to make his arrival more significant post-retcon. still, dave wasnt any more tied to him than the rest of the b1 kids. they all lost their guardians to him. only jade had that SPECIAL link.

maybe we'd have been better off without pm ever going dog mode, because once that happens its hard to imagine anyone else getting a look in re: fighting him.

>>83245725
>>83245658
The biggest problem I have with Bec Noir being defeated by PM is that we waited so long for it. Nothing would have changed if she had just killed him in Cascade, bringing closure to the villain of the first half of Homestuck instead of leaving it hanging for so long, and then hopped on the meteor with WV.

>>83245725
jade didn't lose anybody to noir, her "special link" with him was tenuous at best. I don't think it's appropriate to view noir as a stand-in for bec

>>83245769
Everything to do with PM, Jack and WV was completely pointless

yes, fuck can town

>>83245792
They were very important characters in the first half of Homestuck. The problem came in pretending that they were going to matter in the second half.

>>83245816
Sorry I meant to say in Act 6 specifically

>>83245837
act 6 is the second half, it's as long as acts 1-5

The situation with PM, WV, and Jack is like when a regular of a TV show in Season 1 doesn't have anything to do in Season 2 but they still try to use them for some reason.

>>83245769
i agree with this. id also have been okay with the bec fight happening halfway through a6.6 at some point, with it being a BIG DEAL that everyone has to get in on (because bec noir earned the right to be a big deal). then they could carry on and fight the void sessions final bosses somehow. but having him sidelined to die to a side character felt lame, even if we can accept that that side character 'deserved' to kill him the most.

>>83245891
I hate how "The Mayor is cute!" just became a meme and it consumed WV's entire character

>>83243804
Is your identical twin your mother (if you're grill)?

>>83245941
did he ever really have any other character

>>83245941
He spent three years planning Can Town and finally realized his dream of a democratic society of carapacians. Just because all the characters on the meteor bought into the meme doesn't mean WV became the meme.

>>83245073
>>83245137
What did Mituna do to become retarded? It sounded like the most important part of the dancestors.

captcha: 413

>>83245942
No, of course not. What are you talking about?

>>83245965
he was a failed rebellion leader

>>83245999
They're genetically the same.

>>83245976
the democracy thing was as much of a meme as the cuteness. carapacians are 1 dimensional meme characters, its the whole of their appeal

>>83245978
Burned out his brain doing something psychic to save everyone, probably lucky he didn't die. Only Kurloz knows what happened.

Maybe he managed to get rid of all of the meteors so that the Reckoning wouldn't happen, and that's why they were able to live in the session for three years.

>>83245978
its a mystery. aranea said he overexerted himself to save everyone from some horrible doom. but kurloz was the only witness. its more likely that he saw the english stuff coming and kurloz fucked him up to prevent him sharing what he saw.

>>83244888
Priorities:
- Make the Cals more balanced characters. Acknowledge and demonstrate the limitations of Calliope's enthusiasm, give Caliborn some credit as a functional member of his species.
- The two Jacks arrive as John, Roxy and Terezi are regrouping. Terezi gives her life to fight off Union Jack, while Slick ends up following John and Roxy (but not before flipping Terezi the bird and shooting at her to establish his dislike). Slick unleashes the Felt and a briefly fight ensues with them plus Davesprite. Crowbar and Roxy split things up and a truce is reached. Slick will get the Felt to show John some time-altering tricks so that he can implement Terezi's instructions, and in turn John will use his powers to "help" him in the future.
- Roxy followed Nix's instructions and successfully navigated the glitches, just enough to find Jane, Jake, Dave and Jade's corpses. She buries all four in a seperate plot from Rose.
- John successfully prevents Feferi and Tavros's death. He allows Eridan to die, and cannot intervene in Equius and Nepeta's deaths as Clover gives him a dire warning about luck or something. Tavros acts as limiters on Vriska's ego, and Fef provides insights on Meenah that gives Vriska an interest in her and (Vriska).
- Davesprite doesn't die on Lowas. He, along with the spare Nannasprite and Jaspersprite, survive in the new world and are seen in Act 7 on Earth.
- Vriska hops in the gold ship after it lands and takes Dad's stuffed corpse. She tosses this in the blue kernelsprite, giving Jane a new and interestind dad-mentor who is puzzled about why his granddaughter is young.
- John zaps Jack to a critical location in the Void shortly before returning with Roxy to the new session.
- Collide begins in largely the same way. A mysterious John appears during the bit where the Felt mob Jane and Jake and extracts Jane, the first set of Felt in tow. Jake meanwhile goes hopesplode and drives the Felt back, and summons another brainghost Dirk.

>>83246094
Would it change anything if the dancestors knew about English? What would he seen, the cracks?

>>83246085
they actually stayed for 3 sweeps, which is 6.5 years. all the alphas are 19.5, which is why theyre huge tumblrs and also why meenah is kind of a huge pedophile for mackin on 13 year olds

>>83246171
Aren't they like 15-16 by the time she macks on them

>>83246134
any plans which change caliborn are bad plans. most of these ideas arent any better than what we got.

>>83246029
no that's the case with the trolls, not humans

>>83246204
karkats 15 but (vriska)s infinitely 13. meenah even has a speech where she talks about her heiress destiny of bangin people much younger than her

>>83246204

Karkat and the meteor crew aged, but (Vriska) was dead, so she didn't age past 6 sweeps

>>83246247
>heiress destiny of bangin people much younger than her

lmao jesus christ

>>83246328
this is one of those 'looks better in the thumbnail' things

>>83246332
andrew knew exactly what we wanted from condy

>>83246328
>people draw forehead horns when all the trolls horns come out from the side of their heads.

even glub does it, ffs.

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reminder

>>83246406
finally terezi is likeable

how is liveblogger going to react to vriska vs (vriska)

>>83246461
Given how much they hate vriska and project on rose I'm betting they drop it at vriskagram

>>83246496
at least they'll get to watch the last good flash of homestuck on the page before

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>>83246393
Tumblr been use this style recently. It starting to annoy me.
It don't look pleasing and it go against canon

>>83246496
dear god if i had extremely limited retcon powers to change one tiny thing in this comic, i think the most good would be achieved with the smallest impact by taking away vriskas responsibility for rose getting over drink. that shit is just lame on so many levels

>>83246430
feferi would be further improved in the same way

>>83244888
>>83246134
Jake however starts shooting at the other Felt and they starting brawling, and Cans knocks BGD away where he lands on Lowas. (I forgot to mention but Tavros ends up getting punted around Collide and contributes to various fights)
- The mysterious John is with Jane near the graves Roxy dug, along with Roxy's corpse from this timeline. There is also Rose's original corpse in her dark squiddle gear, the one which died to Bec Noir. Jane shoots a blast of life at Dirk and gives him "reality", then revives the other five corpses. Rose immediately goes God Tier, and then John zaps the revived heroes away. Jane then gets nabbed by Jasprosesprite and the fighting resumes.
- Lord English is far more effective in his fight against the Ghost army. Sollux contributes to the fight. Nonetheless it goes sour quickly, and he ends up choking the shit out of Aradia and Meenah while stood on Tavros and Davepeta. Spades Slick ambushes him and opens fire, the first serious injury in the fight. However Slick is repulsed by his crazy laser.
- The Condesce fight, Dogfight and Felt conflicts pan out the same way. Diamonds Droog attempts to intervene in the Derse conflicts with a drone army and Drollgorg, but Dadsprite intervenes and fights an unwitting Droog and punches robots to pieces.
- Slick gets his head cut off, but survives, his body giving one last middle finger to Union Jack as the black hole explodes into existence.
- In the pages up to Act 7, the sprites are shown amassing close to Skaia. One Nannasprite, Jaspersprite, Davepetasprite and Jasprosesprite, along with the spare ARquisprite and Erisolsprite which are shown to be alive from the pre-retcon timeline, assemble in a manner reminiscent of the Space symbol.
- Dave arrives at the platform shaking off Slick's head, which bit onto his cape. Ms Paint is there with WV, PM and Jack, and she rushes over to fetch him. Concerned looks are shared between the five of them, then Droog turns up.

>>83246461
Speaking of, when are they coming back? They were about to hit game over right?

>>83246765
theyve done a couple of password pages

>>83246522
why do people think mspa reader: mental breakdown is good

>>83246598
At least Rose only gave Vriska half the credit for it.

>>83246833
>magnet for his own cape

>>83244888
(1/2) Have the Alpha kids actually do their quests in Act 6 Act 4, and then be waiting around in Act 6 Act 5, having already made as much progress as they can, needing the Beta kids to finish the game.

Limit the appearance of John's arms. He still zaps around aimlessly for a time and beats the shit out of Caliborn.

Meenah and Vriska don't just quit.

Have a big fight sequence when everyone shows up, kind of like the buildup to Game Over and Game Over. Except the Beta kids have to deal with Bec Noir, and the Condesce is "killed". A bunch of people die the first time and John has to do something similar to the retcon quest, but rather than bringing back Vriska or anything stupid, he just zaps around the recent history and makes subtle changes to the Game Over fight to result in a favorable outcome. This gives John the idea of going after a young Caliborn in an attempt to retcon all the destruction he caused, once him and the other kids have mastered their powers.

The Beta kids all have to finish their quests. Once they've accomplished everything they need to do short of dropping the ring in the volcano, the Condesce returns and attacks Jade's planet with everything she's got. Ringed DD, Union Jack, Drillgorg, drone army, all of it. Spades Slick shows up with the Felt still. Big final battle of the session similar to Collide, except Spades Slick survives.

The creation of the new universe is the end of Act 6. In Act 7, Jake has mastered his hope bubble and Dirk his soul lightning, and they enact their plan to defeat Caliborn. The masterpiece occurs.

>>83244888
>>83246883
(2/2)
Meenah leads a ghost army recruited by Tavros to fight Lord English. When Vriska activates the Juju, the beta kids come out and fight Lord English, and trap him within the Juju. As everything within the circle around the Green Sun is being sucked into Calliope's black hole, John tries to teleport everyone out, but only ends up grabbing the other three kids, Aradia, and Sollux, as he finds out he can't return ghosts to the land of the living. All of the ghosts, as well as the House Juju that LE is trapped within, are sucked into the black hole.

Then some epilogue stuff with character interactions in the new universe, taking place both before and after the events of Act 7.

>>83244888
>>83246134
>>83246724
- Droog arrives with the Droll and Dad Sprite, and the two dersites set to mollifying the relationships. Dadsprite, who is wearing a special crockercop suit to stop him prototyping again, greets John, Nanna and his other self, who is chiefly hugging Jane.
- Jake has assembled the entire Felt, who are lined up and saluting him as their new and worthy master. Crowbar basically translates Jake's pomp into leprechaun charm talk, which generally goes down well.
- English is fighting solo with the other Spades Slick and winning brutally. He hasn't noticed Vriska, but stops to see Hussie's thumbs down.
- At the last minute before the flash, Davesprite arrives, leading Davepetasprite towards Skaia. He bunps Bro and Dirk and starts talking to Jade.
- Act 7. The six sprites orbiting Skaia (technically eight as two are squared sprites) head into the middle, acting like chromosome pairs during the gestation. When we are shown the new earth, it is first from space, where constellations resembling all the sprite ingredients can be seen.
- Everyone on the platform at the end is shown alive on Earth. The Jacks, Droog and Deuce are now dressed as cowboys on a ranch-farm some, Slick adapted into a robo-horse. Boxcars froths from the calendar as Ms Paint fetches scotty dog and swedish fish soup. Crowbar rides by as a sheriff on a smuppet horse. The other felt members are policemen, or work for WV as the mayor and PM as the postmistress. Dadsprite and Nannasprite accompany John, and Jasproseprite accompanies Rose and Kanaya. Davesprite is with Dave, Karkat and Jade. Fef and Tavros have fallen in love (because why not?)
- Davepeta is escorted away by Davesprite shortly before the black hole forms and Vriska activates the juju. Spade Slick middle fingers English as he is blasted.
- Caliborn drinks rainbow energy from the broken pendulum, which is shown to have been stored in the cue-ball. The dark hole forming inside it is used as a visual (cont)

>>83244615
>>83244762
Why are Roxy fags so quick to jump to her defense when they don't know half of what's being said? Pathetic.

>>83246905
Alternatively, since my described Act 7 is awkward as fuck, have John try to take out young Caliborn at any other time in Act 6 Act 6 where things are looking grim, but have the kids return immediately after leaving and don't make it quite clear what happened until the EOA6 or Act 7. Just keep the masterpiece as a claymation in A6A6A5 and show the kids leaving the house Juju in the LE fight flash, and explain the time in between that and them returning to finish the session in the epilogue.

Also I left out to make Union Jack a big deal, and make him obviously LE possessing Jack, in order to make LE somewhat more personal of a threat to the kids.The actions of Union Jack could even be the reason John tries to go back in time to assassinate young Caliborn.

>>83247008
tie to other events in the flash.
- Meanwhile, Spade Slick is seen leading the Felt away from Caliborn while he is distracted. He gives them new orders, and takes to the void where he fights Lord English. The scattered Felt members are shown zipping into the black hole, but simultaneously as they pass through universes and do Felt-y things.

The end.

Reading all of these terrible fan endings is actually kind of nice, it makes me realize that we didn't actually get the worst possible ending.

Keep it up guys.

>>83246883
this ending isnt that bad

>>83247008
this one sounds like fanfiction

Fan ending:
after cascade, homestuck ends
that's it
it just ends

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>>83245658
>(and also Betty Crocker, even though he doesn't give a shit about that anymore)
>Hussie didn't give us that funny moment of him freaking out because "Meeting expectations is so passe! Subversion is artistic!!!!"
Like, it didn't have to be a whole flash, either, dipshit.

>>83247165
It basically did, Act 6 feels like a sequel.

>>83247194
I see them as basically season 1 and season 2 of a TV show that didn't expect to get another season

>>83247175
>replace terezi: remem8er with john: extreme mental breakdown

instead of the (terezi)/(vriska) reunion shit its john just twitching out on the ground. the game over ghost parts are exactly the same.

>>83247264
Remem8er would have been better if it was just more focused on all the selves that died instead of scourge sisters bullshit. (Terezi) meeting (Vriska) would still be fine but shouldn't have been the point of the entire flash.

What if Hope represents options or opportunity?
Jake as the Page of Hope could make anything he believed in real. He could literally create opportunity and other options.
Eridan as the Prince of Hope destroyed the matriorb and in turn destroyed the opportunity/option for the trolls to bring their species back.
Cronus as the Bard of Hope gave up on learning magic and gave up on fighting LE. He allowed the destruction of opportunities/options by not doing anything to oppose LE.
It would also help explain why Hope players are prophesied to defeat LE as he's the ultimate destroyer of opportunities and options.

>>83247447
was hope freedom all along??

>>83240066
Where are the fics!

Hey
Its Me
Kanaya

>>83245551
I havent seen this pic before

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>>83246393
i feel like its possible
for fantrolls anyway

>>83247447
I would also like to add that this kind of reflects itself in the Hope players' love lives as well.
Jake had the most opportunities/options for romance in his session since he was a bisexual guy.
Eridan destroyed all of his opportunities/options for romance when he went off the deep end.
Cronus allowed for his roman options/opportunities to disappear by acting like a dickbag.

>>83247839
i wish she was in hiveswap desu

>>83247868
holy shit THIS is a correlation i can support

hope = incredible sexuality

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>>83247794
Hello
Its Me
Also Kanaya

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:)

>>83242131
We said the same about Shovel and he didnt win.

>>83247893
when hiveswap comes out and we get more insight on troll culture i'll draw some more stuff of her

>>83248004
is this cuntdyke

>>83247839
wanna touch those feet

Can someone post the shipping game? I don't wanna play, I just want the file

>>83247839
>sahtii is very tall with nice feet
>angel is very, very short with okay feet

>>83248087
yeah but what about their hands

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think of your favorite character, now get a random quote from them (https://www.bgreco.net/hsquote) and type it in any quirk that ISN'T what they have;

Oh, I Targeted Their Two Corresponding Females As Well, Because Why Not. The Dog One Is A Nightmare Of Powers, And The Orange One Perturbs Me With Her Dictionary Bliter.
Good Riddance To Bad Teens.

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Poofy Nep!

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Strong Nep!

>>83248112
i'll have to think about it for a bit

>>83248019
wow now i actually want hiveswap out

>>83248112
>>83248150
angel your next fantroll should have hands for feet

>>83248115

2o ii ju2t got one can of 2urprii2e noodle2 left two bu2t open here and ii know how you love your noodle2

>>83248087
i like my feet

>>83248214
wow no

>>83247839
all i can think of when i see her

is the scene from star wars a new hope when the stormtrooper bangs his head on the door because he's too tall

>>83248115
you cant fake roxy into anyone elses quirk. she just uses so many words and sentence constructions no one else would

>>83248321
i like your feet too from what i've seen. but my gf's are better. sahtii's too.

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>>83248329
there would be so many gags like that if sahtii was ~in homestuck~
it would be like tavros all over again except competent

>>83248380
cant argue with that logic

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>>83248070
Please
or else I'll be forced to start posting davekat

>>83248339
same with caliborn i think. it's because hussie gave them an actual voice, not just a quirk.

>>83248321
>>83248380
Show Me The Feet Please

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>>83248115
>Good riddance to bad teens
I love Caliborn so much

>>83248436
You got any new commissions coming soon?

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>>83248470
here

so what was the moral we were supposed to get from homestuck

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>>83248453

>>83248503
Those Are Not The Feet I Was Asking to See

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>>83248489
some roxy pee stuff i'll probably edit before releasing to the masses
and a mystery commission i can't talk about yet

everything else is people's OC's

>>83248559
will you let us have the pee

>>83248559
>mystery commission
oh man are you finally going to be in homestuck
are you drawing davekat for the epilogue

>>83248436
cute~

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>>83248552
these?

>>83248596
no if i was going to be working on the actual comic i'd let you guys know

>>83248559
you should ask loki to draw your fantroll

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>>83248634
sure ::::^)

I WAS RAPED

Oh wait
>actual comic
yeah she's doing something for pxs then
neat

>>83248453
You could try using the archive.

>>83248559
>tfw one if those commissions is mine

>>83248615
Show Me The Strut Pods Of The Human Named Enclosure Talon Angel Enclosure Talon

>>83248767
>pxs
>not dead

>>83247839
What Angel is this your fantroll? I think the design / style of this is really cool.

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>>83248807
The only feet that matter are Joey's.

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JohnNep

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>>83248767
i wish i wish i wish
they already stole my nepeta ups joke anyway lol

>>83248581
if you really want it i dont think the commissioner would mind me posting an imgur link
but it wont be on tumblr

>>83248651
thats a good idea
but she is already drawing me tutu art so im not going to pester her

>>83248833
yes
thanks!
i mainly just wanted to draw the lusus

>>83248911
yes please! imgur is totally fine

Sahtii's long, long horns.

>>83248911
I want to see more of this fantroll of yours - you post it on your tumblr?

>>83249024
footjobing sahtii's horns

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>>83249024
Sahtiis long, long everything

>>83249080
if i make new art of it
theres a handful of fanart for her too

>>83246217
I see no reason for this.

>>83246406
I wonder why she took her socks off when she stole Jade's shoes.

>>83247125
It is fanfiction, so that makes sense. However at no point is any character elevated to a Mary Sue, or any major plot development undone. The alterations purely account for things ignored in canon.

>>83249131
I just realized it's an overcompensation for your height that makes things hilarious

>>83249064
Begone from this thread KatNepanon.

One thing of note is that Hussie didn't forget how to write anyone, he purposely made them how they are now. Look at Karkat when John punched Vriska, that could easily be Act 5 dialogue. All of this post retcon stuff is a conscious decision.

>>83249158
homestuck redux is a thing

>>83249134
because her feet are inherently slutty

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>>83249147
not really. i secretly really really like being short.

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>>83248807
OH! You wanted pictures of human feet drawn by Angel. Why didn't you say that sooner? Hopefully this is what you wanted.

>>83249158
he consciously decided to make all of his characters develop off-screen?
I didn't actually notice a difference but I hadn't read homestuck for like 5 years

>>83249223
wait are you one of those weirdos that has a being picked up by a strong man fetish

>>83249223
that's SO messed up

>>83249244
i want them on my face

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>>83249254
uh i dont have a fetish for it but its nice
i like being picked up by anyone

>>83249322
are you implying it's a common occurrence

>>83249322
>tfw gf is half my size but most of her mass is muscle and she can pick ME up

>>83249158
The problem is that it was a shitty decision.
Each character had a natural development from their Act 5 selves to their pre-retcon selves, and then at the last minute they switch places with new versions that read like neither.

The whole retcon was a huge mistake that seemed to only exist to bring Vriska back since he wrote himself into a corner with Aranea.

post more chirop

>>83249195
But clothes make the slut.

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>>83249359
common enough
happened like everyday in high school

>>83249402
you got it

>>83249410
>happened like everyday in high school
you were getting bullied and you didn't even know it

>>83249410
which one has sluttier feet?

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>>83249322
Don't start making me think you're cute.
I won't tolerate it.

>>83249131
>Sahtiis long, long everything

>;]
> ;]
>;]
> ;]
>;]

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>>83249424
nah
i didnt get bullied till i got my first job
school wasnt bad at all

>>83249437
you gotta let your heart decide

>>83249440
im not making you do anything

>>83249410
You wouldn't happen to have a text color/typing quirk for Sahtii, would you?

I need it for...a certain purpose.

>>83249507
my VN will come out faster

>>83249158
Well, yeah. Problem is ironic self-sabotage is just another failure mode in the end. That is unless somehow he finds a way to make it really funny in hindsight.

>>83249158
theres no way he realised how unfunny a6a6i5 was. people dont do that to other people

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>>83249507
maroon, shes a rust blood
and i think i had where she types in all lower case
capitalizes the letter 'i' and doubles her L's

thIs Is pretty much how It llooks c:=

>>83240172
>BARPK

Kills me every time for some reason

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009828

>>83249500
Dont talk to me or my drawfag ever again

>>83248777
How do i do that?

is sbahj supposed to be funny?

imagine how many fantrolls have a 0-1 replacement for their quirk because they're good with computers

>>83249788
probably asss many asss there are trolls with sssnake lusssii who talk like thisss

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>>83249657
Doubling Ls can be funny.

>>83249657
if she introduced herself online how would you ever know whether her name was sahtii or sahtl

>>83249774
Here's a link to the last time the image was posted http://desustorage.org/co/thread/83226535/#83227930

Hopefully I'm safe by not directly posting it in the thread

>>83249847
make her say something about her feet

>>83249931
jesus can't you footfags turn it off for one minute

>>83249967
my doctor says it's good for me to project my shitty fetishes onto others

>>83249847
heehee
its nice that she can do relatively easy to understand emoticons
=:D
=80
=8(
=:c

>>83249907
sahtII
double 'L's and uppercase 'i's

>>83249692
Get outta here.

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>>83249907
oh oop, i get you
well trolls have 6 letter names so

>>83250142
We don't want your kind around here.

>>83250003
it would be easy to tell if the client uses serif font

>>83250088
what are all the shoes for

>>83250313
she likes them
i dunno i didnt make that

>>83250339
but she's barefoot!

>>83250369
i didnt say she likes wearing them

>>83250417
wtf does she do with them then

el diablo

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>>83250243
:33 < tough titty said the kitty

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So I just finished reading this whole thing.
What the fuck was that ending? Now I know why everyone was pissed about it. What even happened? What was Can Town?

>>83250607
>What was Can Town?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002585

>>83250479
She puts them on her head, obviously.

>>83240294
kek

>>83250607
cliff notes ending

re read act 6 act 6 act 5

john teleports the 8 kids back for that whatever nunber of years after the kids go into the new world when theyre hyper strong

when vriska holds up the juju, immediately after the comic ends the four kids are freed from it and beat up english and throw him in the black hole

then everyone probably dies who knows

>>83250548
Fuck off titty kitty

>liveblogger will be back on Sunday
Whew boy, those are gonna be some fun threads.

>>83249917
Wait, shipping games are banned? That deletion wasn't a one time thing?

>>83250770
what implies the dying part exactly?

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Well

guess Hiveswap's done for. This is all that's left.

>>83250846
Remember we're allowed to exist at the sole discretion of the nazis running the ghetto

>>83246461
is liveblogger male or female

>>83250871
nothing does. we dont know what happens after english gets pocketed. john didnt teleport them out because retcon powers obviously only work to get places in the comic.