Homestuck

Pre-Act 5/6 Dave.

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Roxy obviously.

Jake

>>83226535
Caliborn. Jack. Slick. John. Roxy. Krabkrab

>>83226535
Caliborn, the Beta kids, Roxy, and all the alternian trolls.

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So when's Hussie gonna update SBaHJ with a comic making fun of homestuck's ending?

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Just make an adventure about a social autist obsessed with games and his little sister who is always trying to get in the way of his games.

>>83226837
Never

>>83226968
so, dexter's lab, but with shitty art and games instead of science

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv66_X45AS0
>yfw the average fan age (physical and mental) became 5 years younger since 2013

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Why Homestuck was so popular again?

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>>83226535
guess

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>you will never be three-way shitpost buds with Mituna and Latula
why

>>83227049
The updates, Hussie's decent writing and capacity for character dialogue (at first), and of course, appealing to the teenage crowd with relationship drama and other shit.

>>83227049
Because there was nothing like it. There still isn't.

The crazy plot that could go anywhere, the funny and relatable characters, the cool setting, the daily updates... You get the idea.

>>83227075
>you will never be three-way three-way buds with Mituna and Latula
why
I just want to hold them downand cuddle themand kiss them bothall over

>>83227049
Because of the internet "Hipster Phase" when everything who didnt look like anime or an old cartoon got put in a pedestal.

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>>83227075
Latula & Mituna r the bes

>>83227022
Based Bowman does it again. Though I'm sure he won't be pleased that they weren't listening to the one and only station to listen to in Austin, Bumper to Bumper™.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSw9DXNTTxI

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>>83227308

I wanna play the shipping circle game, post it

>>83227570
It's ban on site now thanks to hotpockets

>>83227709
and for good reason

>>83227443
this just makes him sound tarded

>>83227308
>>83227443
Those two autists are just so cute together

>>83227645 >>83227709
Do it on the trash then

>>83227570
What is this game?

>>83227817
illegal

>>83227930
Roxy and John

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>>83227049
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinforcement#Intermittent_reinforcement.3B_schedules
Not the only reason, but an important one.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H7m23gkAe4

Holy shit this guy.....fucking briliant

>>83228001
stop it

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>>83227075
>you will never be three-way spitroast buds with Mituna and Latula

>>83228199
this guy is pretty good at what he does. listening to him right now.

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>>83228259
'tuna is adorable, but he's high maintenance.

>>83228199
glad he realized the crowbar's timeline.

sounds like he's putting rage through a lens of author spite or something though. or how andrew using gamzee is just a way to fix/correct things in a way that's sloppy but allows him a 'lol cloun' card.

either way gamzee was still a mistake

>>83228370
just the way I like them

>>83228370
>forgets how to do simple tasks
>aware of this fact
>worst case of tourette's imaginable
>corrupted motor signals make fine movement impossible
it's hard being a tuna
at least someone understands

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>>83228538
> being a tuna

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>>83228199
>Gamzee represents shitty writing!

>>83228199
I don't want to accept this, but it makes a lot of sense.

>>83228199
It's pretty stupid but it's pretty fucking solid, I hate it

>>83228631
I thought that was Vriska?

>>83228631
As shitty as that sounds, I am suddenly thinking of the possibilities that being a hero of rage could present using this interpretation. you could be a meta gamebreaking piece of shit fueled by your own shittiness.

sounds pretty fun desu. LE/caliborn should have been a lord of rage instead. it would make the gamzee thing make a lot more sense

Eridan would have been pretty neat in a story where the author gave a shit about him.

>>83228672
Arguing that "Gamzee could do anything because he recognized the story was a shitty story" might explain Gamzee, but it also makes the entire story shitty

God I hate "meta" stuff

>>83228631
That's a bit of an oversimplification of what I'm saying. And I'll be giving more evidence toward my point with the other hope/rage players in the next video.

>>83228631
Basically, but the good part is, that it's cleverly used in his character progression. Him snapping, when his "miracle" worldview gets shattered

>>83228723
make more vids quickly lad. you might be /hst/'s last salvation for thread existence.

I hope andrew outright confirms some of this shit at some point though

>>83228705
Honestly, all the characters would be. It seems Hussie has a knack for creating decently compelling characters, and somehow not being able to write a decent overarching story for shit. His stuff seems best when kept in shorter bursts, like Problem Sleuth, And It Don't Stop and the PS comics he's written. Still kinda enjoy the massive sprawling-ness of Homestuck, but for fucks sake he could do with an editor or someone.

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>>83228720
> hating metatext
> homestuck
you're going to have a bad time

>>83228770
Doing my best boss. And hope he does too, even if it renders some of what I'm saying obsolete. I kinda don't think it's going to happen though.

>>83228723
I wonder how hope, especially Jake, will work in that contrast.

>>83228199
>Crowbar
The crowbar's timeline.

Crowbar has the crowbar. Slick takes the crowbar. Scratch confiscates the crowbar from Slick.

Kurloz finds the crowbar in Openbound, probably gives it to Gamzee. Gamzee gives it to Union Jack. The crowbar and Gamzee get zapped to Earth. Gamzee gives Caliborn the crowbar, and eventually he will give it to Crowbar, probably when he has obtained the cuestaff.

Is this what we've got? We don't know how it got from Scratch's apartment to the Furthest Ring but there's no guarantee that it did, all things considered with the bubbles.

>>83228631
Hussie's entire corpus of work is about shitty writing, shitty art, and terrible jokes. These are themes that permeate everything he has ever done. And in every case, it's equal parts scathing criticism and loving exaltation.

Hussie is a strange man who makes strange things. The only reason Homestuck stands out is because he accidentally made the backdrop to his story really compelling in its own right.

>>83228995
It's theoretically possible that Scratch threw the crowbar into himself, transporting it to the green sun, right?
At that point it could have floated into a dream bubble.

>>83227732
maybe because...
he is.

>>83227930
Hotpockets is generally inconsistent and incompetent about everything. There's tons of threads on /qa/ complaining about him, and not just from homestuck threads.
/tg/ used to have shitty janitors which stopped, how'd they do it?

>>83229194
>>83227930

They do seem obnoxiously trigger happy now. I got banned for a day yesterday for off-topic posting because I replied to a post about the Reddit shit. And I'm pretty sure I was just one out of dozens. Posts have been disappearing left and right at a rapid pace for days.

>>83229384
and yet not a single bowmanpost.

I suspect some sort of bowspiracy

>>83229384
"Offtopic" is hotpocket's excuse for anything they don't like, because they can't think of an actual rule.

>>83229437
Kill Six Billion Demons

>>83229506
and pro-davekat posts

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>>83229437
what's the opposite of cherry-picking, when one willfully ignores the easy examples?

>>83229194
Is /qa/ supposed to be hidden or something? Obviously I know the URL but I don't see it linked to anywhere on 4chan.

>>83229437
drawing=/=writing

Just because you can draw well doesn't mean you can make a good story. Hell, good drawing skills don't even necessarily mean good character design, especially if your only art experience has been fan art. In the same vein, good writing skill doesn't equate to good world building, which is why somebody who can make incredible fanfiction can't necessarily make good OC.

As much as we might like to hate on him these days, Hussie had a hell of a lot of talent to be able to create something like Homestuck.

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dave/dirk/karkat/caliborn
quizbean.com/#/caliborn-dave-dirk-or-karkat-1
i only got a 6/15

>>83229643
Wait what

>>83229667
uh oh

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>>83229707
jade has really weird nightmares

>>83229612
I also got 6. It's funny though, I only ever mixed up Dave and Dirk or Karkat and Caliborn.

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this is the official eri thread

>>83229612
10/15

>>83229707
Wouldn't you be horrified? After years alone you finally get the man of your dreams who loves you and won't leave you. Then you wake up one day to find that it's all been a lie and you've just been romancing a piece of bread; it's all been in your head.

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>>83228199
Thumbs up. Down with clowns.

>>83229750
was eri a reference to russet/odin or am i looking too far into the velvet cape wizard thing?

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GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD

bread has nothing to with freedom

>>83229970
>Jade gradually becoming unable to cook hotpockets because they're breaded

>>83229612
A miserable 7/10.

What was the point of giving Jade supergod powers?

>>83230018
Fetishes

>>83229970
Equius and John both get ordered around. Perhaps the Heir class is tied to duty, responsibility, and not freedom?

>>83229974
Why is Jade just chilling in Dave's godtier outfit

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>>83230018
What was the point of giving the kids superpowers if you can alchemize weapons with superpowers?

>>83230111
bad ask blogs

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>>83230111

>>83229612
>also got a 6
I guarantee you if I took this test 2 years ago I'd have gotten 100% just from remembering every individual line

>>83230129
John's windy powers, Rose's fortune-based foresight, and Dave's time manipulations all played major roles throughout the story though.
Jade's spacey first guardian beam teleport hacks only move the plot forward for the first two minutes that she gets them.

>>83230130
Fuck off, Chad.

>>83230295
I'm only here because I'm avoiding cleaning my bathroom, writing this fic, and talking to somebody

>>83230295
I'm not by myself, I'm keeping you company.

You're welcome.

>>83229667
>Generic story
What
This Is Obviously Bait
Undertale Has Its Flaws But That Surely Isnt One Of Them

>>83229612
10/15, couldn't get the quotes from Jade and Karkat's pre Cascade conversation, and forgot that Dirk ever talked to Calliope. Then I just fucked up on the other two, no excuse.

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>>83230295
big woop wanna fight about it?

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>>83230295
but i literally just got home from hanging out with people

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

>>83230295
I also just updated my Bowman folder. Life is good.

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Heightcanon time in case anyone missed it previously:

Kids--
Dirk > Dave > Jake > Jade > John > Roxy > Rose > Jane

Trolls--
Gamzee > Equius > Kanaya > Vriska > Eridan > Terezi > Karkat > Sollux > Aradia > Feferi > Nepeta > Tavros


I feel like Dirk and Jake could be switched but, eh.

>>83230343
>>83230366
Shut the fuck up you two, this is a homestuck thread

hsg has provided the distraction i needed while waiting for godot
he'll be here soon, if not today, then tomorrow

>>83230295
we can "hang out" alone together anon! who is your favorite homestuck character?

>>83230366
>Steins;Gate
muh titor

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>>83230419
nah those scrubs have work early tomorrow

>>83229488
Where is their Homestuck art?

>>83227049
Because Homestuck was good in the beginning and ended up securing popularity before it went to shit.

Any good stories that get stupidly convoluted or involve time travel or something that I can get into instead of waiting around for the epilogue to be officially cancelled

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>>83230546
nigga I don't like undertale. it's just I had to do a lot of work on titor in the past and pic related is one of my pieces of shit I worked hard on.

titor makes me salty, and no you cant have the whole thing.

I FUCKING LOVE TIME TRAVEL GOD DAMN THE SHIT I DO

>>83230558
homestuck may not be a ulysses, but it feels a lot like infinite jest. both are overlong metapuzzles.

>>83230577
Why pick one?

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>>83230514
It was on MSPAF

>>83230366
> Steins;Gate
> better timeloops

Are you fucking serious? It doesn't even use timeloop concepts until the very last shitty twist, which still doesn't avoid the grandfather paradox.

Most if it is jumping between different lines and using arbitrary important points, that are hard to cross to create more struggle

>>83230366
>Undertale
>time loop
What?
In a perfect playthrough, time is only drawn backwards a single time in Undertale.

By far the best example of a timeloop story, I've seen thus far is the movie "Predestination"

>>83230609
I wish I could do a paper on time travellers desu

>>83230830
that movie was a bit of a mindfuck

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Time travel story discussion, eh?

Who /Primer/ master race here?

>>83226535
ara

>>83230784
No, I don't know what you meant. There's no time loops and time reversal, while present, isn't a major facet of the arc of Undertale. It's an enabling power for the protagonist and part of the antagonist's character development, but it doesn't really drive the story.

Time travel is a fucking retarded concept
The only people who like it are people that either lust after an age they won't experience or were fuckups in high school

>>83230881
eri

Aradia's

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STOP!!!!
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Λ
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No more undertale discussion below this line!
Whether you like the game or not, go to /v/ to discuss it. Any off-topic posts will be removed.

>>83230940
cute

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>you will never step out of your home and see your Land for the very first time

>>83230874
Remember when Hussie said that Homestuck had made Primer obsolete?

>>83231047
No.

I need proof, that is too good to be true.

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>>83231011
>step out of your house, prepared to have your breath taken away by the stunning beauty of your land's geography
>LAND OF GORE AND MACHINERY

>>83231096
nah man it'd still be stunning, though maybe not in a very pleasant matter

>>83231075
>Complex time travel stuff is something I've always thought about. Actually, about ten years ago around the time when that movie came out, my friend Jan and I (who I did the Star Trek edits with) worked for a while on a screenplay for what we were slating to be the most maniacal and complicated time travel movie ever. It was called Copy/Paste. We were essentially working on Primer I guess, a few years before Primer came out. It was pretty close to being done, but I guess we lost interest. Then later Primer came out, and we didn't need to bother with that anymore. Then 5 years after that I started Homestuck, thus rendering Primer obsolete, in a flourish of silly jokes. (????) (YOU DECIDE.)

it was a joke but yeah.

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>>83231011
>step out of house and see your cool and unique land to explore
>get too excited exploring and forgot you were suposed to bring the other player in the game

>>83231075
>Complex time travel stuff is something I've always thought about. Actually, about ten years ago around the time when that movie [Donnie Darko] came out, my friend Jan and I (who I did the Star Trek edits with) worked for a while on a screenplay for what we were slating to be the most maniacal and complicated time travel movie ever. It was called Copy/Paste. We were essentially working on Primer I guess, a few years before Primer came out. It was pretty close to being done, but I guess we lost interest. Then later Primer came out, and we didn't need to bother with that anymore. Then 5 years after that I started Homestuck, thus rendering Primer obsolete, in a flourish of silly jokes. (????) (YOU DECIDE.)

He had said a few months earlier that he hadn't seen Primer, he probably hadn't even seen it when he said this.

>>83231207
put my dog on a leash
hope those dads got their dogs their rabies shot

>>83231207
play wtih puppers

wht are4 you regarded?

Reminder that Homestuck is propaganda for breeding

>>83231312
BULLY.
BREEDERS.
SEX THROUGH ANAL ONLY.

>>83231207
Alchmize some dad puppers

>>83230577
Are 999 and Virtue's Last Reward connected?

>>83231339
Fuck off before i get you pregnant

>>83231312
Is that why I want Jade to knock up Rose, Roxy, and Jane?

>>83231207
Are either the consorts, or are they more like Eri's Angels? Were Eri's Angels consorts or something else?

>>83231253
>They have to contact someone else to get them in
>shenanigans happen and they have to get another person to get THEM in

>come back to your computer
>messages from a shitload of people you don't even know
>you're suddenly part of a 50 person session

>>83231376
DO NOT REPRODUCE.
WEAR CONDOMS.
USE BIRTH CONTROL.

>>83231379
>not wanting Jade to get knocked up
>wanting Rose and Jane to have kids and fuck them up

>>83231164
i think i had an outline of how it would work
there were rivers and lakes of formaldehyde and massive factories dedicated to excavating corpses out of the earth, doing some random sort of autopsy/mutilation on them, and then loading them into trucks and bulldozers to be placed around the land at seemingly random areas
the only respite from the constant horror is the planet's snowy north pole and then you quickly realize that it's not snow

>>83231431
>jane
>incapable of being a mother
>when nanna exists and was a good mother
lol?

>>83231381
>Were Eri's Angels consorts or something else?
We may never know since Hussie is a hack

>>83231430
Karkat look, just because Dave left you for Jade and you're stuck babysitting their army of mutant children doesn't mean you have any right to dictate their lifestyle choices.

We should have known Homestuck would turn out to be a disappointment. Hussie spent too much time on the Intermission way back when. He was tired of the kids even back then. It was the first red flag. The fact that he said on the forums that he was sick of Homestuck before it had even begun as an adventure is rather telling, too.

ABORTIONS ARE NECESSARY.
DO NOT PROPAGATE.
STERILIZE.

>>83231473
Jane isn't Nanna.
Jane's a long way to go before she's Nanna.

>>83231381
I always thought the Angels were more akin to the Frogs the space players have than the Consorts.

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Anyone link→ me to the previous thread? I want to read liverblogger's posts but missed the thread.

>>83231557
>aradia
>not cute
delete this

>>83231312
>main villains include a never-grown-up incapable of reproduction, an evil stepmother who hates the idea of breeding
>goal of the story is to cause a sperm to fertilize an egg
>even the lesbian character wants to raise kids

Yep.

speaking of bad lands didn't someone get obsidian
which is just a recipe for slipping on obsidian's glassy surface and cutting your everything open

CELIBACY IS IDEAL.
DO NOT PRODUCE OFFSPRING.
STDS ARE VERY REAL.

>>83231528
something something ultimate self

>>83231663
Where's that fic where Jade gives birth to a dune sandworm?

How would you guys feel if in the epilogue, the kids that went through the door became their ultimate selves?

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>>83230400
It's almost like people on this thread are stuck at home

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>>83231435
>the only respite from the constant horror is the planet's snowy north pole and then you quickly realize that it's not snow
we OFF now

>>83231719
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>>83231011
>step out of your home and see your Land for the very first time
>you forgot you are a Space player and it will have a fucking frog gimmick
JUST PICK ME ANOTHER ASPECT UP

>>83231431
It just appeals to me more if Jade is the father.

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>>83231713
So is that why Karkat looks so bummed out?

>>83231381
>>83231474
Karkat did mention Eri slaughtering his consorts until they were berserk, but seeing as he's fucking Karkat we should take that with a grain of salt.

>>83231754
I forgot i always get space as an aspect too FUCK

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This is supposed to be Karkat and is tagged with "Not rule 63"

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That davekat falseflagger is reblogging from liveblogger now
Oh boy

>>83231784
That's because you're a fag.

>>83231754
>>83231803
SPACEFAGS LOSE AGAIN

>>83231809
Why do you fucking give a shit about dyodyo or tipsy or whatever
Let the tumblrinas be retarded alone and stop obsessing over them

>>83231808
it is a VISUAL COMIC
you can SEE THE FUCKING CHARACTERS

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>>83231557
>that fucking nep facial expression

>you will never step out to explore your land only to get smothered by condy's big thick ass and pussy folds
why even live

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>>83231816

>>83231974
Look, it's okay to be gay, just stop denying that you're a fag and stop projecting your love of dick onto the girliest characters in the comic.

>>83231754
The Frog gimmick is just an excuse to spend a lot of time chilling on your own planet while other players come by to help out with the scavenger hunt.

In all of my long musings on how a Sburb game would actually work, I've always figured that the Space players' world would be kind of an early game rest stop and social area for everyone. Whenever you need a break from your own questing and grinding you go chill in frogland for a while and catch frogs.

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>I'll never be the Bard of Heart
>Learning the Ultimate Riddle
>in the Land of Emeralds and Silence

IT 8URTS

>>83232004
I don't see how Jade is particularly more girly than Rose or Roxy.
She has pretty neutral habits.

>>83231974
this
There is NOTHING GAY about wanting THICK, DELICIOUS SEMEN oozing down your throat as your ass is pounded and smacked for hours
now who wants to have straight heterosex with me, i'll lube my dick. Make sure you lube yours.

>>83231974
I wouldn't mind futa that much if it was all futa on female but I keep running into futa on futa

>>83231754
frog breeding sounds painfully boring compared to everyone else's quests
hey knight of hope, you have to do an olympic torch run across your land to light these pillars and open the gate to your denizen's fortress
hey mage of breath, redirect the breeze running through your planets so it whistles through these giant reeds and plays a tune that will awaken the life in your planet
hey space player, better read up on advanced ectobiology and catch hundreds of frogs

>>83232083
nothing gay about two dicks playing kiss the giraffe with eachother

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>>83232051
You know who to turn to.

>>83232061
She's the animal-loving gardener who also likes stuffed animals
She's a fucking princess.

>>83232051
>I'll never experience the end of the world and loss of my entire family and most of my friends

yeah it sucks

>>83232083
I generally search for futa x female content exclusively. Futa x futa and futa x male does nothing for me, just as yuri and yaoi does nothing for me.

>>83232140
>friends
LOL

>>83232061
Rose is fairly girly too.
Jade gets more girl points for canonically wanting to get pregnant.

>>83232138
>draw a female version of male character
>claim that's not what it is so tumblr doesn't cannibalize you

If tumblr likes rule 63 so much why did they outlaw it?

>>83232100
The game seems to be designed around every player visiting every planet, so a proper session would probably take that into account somehow.

>>83232135
Gardening is decidedly neutral. Why would you think it's a feminine activity?
She also practices gunplay, nuclear physics, and the bass, which is generally masculine.

Did Grandma send Jade the last frog? She seems like the only one with the means.

>>83232140
Not doing the tumblr illness championing, but I'm a schizoid with no contact outside of the internet, so I'm taking a solo session. Good luck to all you guys, don't make some bullshit unbeatable boss that can somehow invade or effect my session in any way.

I'll have enough to deal with.

I can't believe Toby "Bowmanisgod" Fox stole Megalovania from Octopimp's Home Struck comic. :/

>>83232246
>I'm taking a solo session
I hope you have Caliborn tier willpower or are happy taking Alt Callie's fate.

>>83232140
game exists, other people are gonna play

and as for the friends, all two of them can be my server mates

>>83232302
>Putting males into the equation
They invented futa just so we'd never have to see a real male in porn again.

>>83232196
Because one of the current incarnations of social justice is more akin to a religion than a social reform movement

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>>83232141
Ah hell you too

I'm the exact same way

And even then the futaxfemale stuff isn't even good or done well most of the time

>In accounting class
>They start talking about FUTA taxes
>Had to sit there and try to keep a straight face

>>83232470
>not asking cheeky questions like if it's taxed by the inch or by pounds of force per push

delete this thread

>>83228828
what i like about the shit that you say is that none of it really feels like a stretch at any point. as long as you can keep that up and not drift into less probable headcanons then youre unlikely to ever get proved wrong and even when you say potentially controversial shit like 'gamzee is plot contrivance and thats good' people will be like yeah sure that works

>>83226535
first four kids, then Karkat Terezi Vriska and Kanaya

you know, the only characters with personalities worth anything.

I know it's cool to hate on Vriska for being a plot black hole snowflake but she's not a terrible character, just the writing making her responsible for everything is.

>>83226535
caliborn is the only character that matters, because he's the only character

the needlessly large cast is sort of the point, because it allows you to empathize with caliborn savagely double-murdering this bunch of unbearable shitheads and destroying their stupid, shitty universe. but it could have been (and was) any arbitrary mix of shitty characters

>>83232578
Act 6 Vriska is a pretty terrible character. Both of them.

>>83230577
nigger how could you not mention yu-no

>>83232736
watch out, he does it for free

>>83232578
I feel like you could fold Vriska's bullshit into Kanaya and Terezi pretty easily, and you sort of need Tavros to be the guy who gets wrecked.

>>83232696
with the whole predetermination nature of paradox space, it's likely it'll stick that guy in a large session just to spite him. unless he's as determined as caliborn and he's given a chance to prove it.

godspeed schizanon

>>83232696
>tons of people on earth manage to enter sBurb
>a few fertile, most void
>a bunch manage to exile carapaces back to earth

>one asshole initiates a dead session
>sucks the rest of Earth in with him
>all the exiled carapaces from other sessions just hurdle straight into a fucking black hole
God damn

>>83232690
in the Batman shirt? oh yeah, go for it.

>>83232787
It's kind of weird. You'd think the story would account for SOMEONE trying to do a single player run out of all the copies played, but maybe it's just an impossibility without hacking the game or just being destined for it?

What happens if a carapace exile hitches a ride with a paradox baby

>>83232952
Fuck the police comin' straight from the undaground.

>>83232133
Should I send him the pokemon image? Dont wanna bother him since he hid the homestuck videos and is gone for years.

>>83232976
>dirk x rose
NO

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>>83232988
I think somebody sent him this a few weeks ago so you should be fine

>>83232988
>is gone for years
Where'd he go

>>83232736
Rose <3< rufioh coz he looks like the inside of a hotpocket

>>83233053
>Shipping a gay dude in a incestuous straight relationship
What do you think

>>83233160
context

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>>83233172
http://askcr33pernepeta.tumblr.com/post/59434194320/0-0-i-gotta-go

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>>83233097
perfect

>>83233218
Why doesn't Nepeta like Meulin
What was in Nepeta's closet
Am I an idiot for not getting any of this

>>83232736
Where the fuck is Jude

>>83233487
>Mituna / Latula
Confirming OTP

>idlecil is making new homestuck content
>art seems to be actually improving for once

THERE
IS
HOPE

>>83233313
I think it's because she talks to much, and in her closet was... Dunno, some shitty ship like Davekat or something.

>>83233604
LINK
LINK
LINK

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>>83233313
Would you not feel an ultimate sense of disgust and loathing if an alternate version of your ancestor was doing the bedroom mazurka with your murderer's ancestor? On top of all the other reasons.

>>83233604
where's he at these days?

>>83233634
what was in her closet??

>>83233666
It's cr33per nepeta, she's weird as fuck, it makes sense in context of the blog

>>83233626
>>83233651
idlecum.tumblr.com/post/145033116106/sketch-commission-for-yoshio-done-look-forward-to

not a huge fan of the characters, but i guess there's something about degrading john. male or female.

>>83233724
I wish he had done more Ovipositive art.

>>83233605
You could always just add more characters to make it odd again. I dont see the midnight crew, the felt, dad, ar, or hussie on that circle.

So was Cronus' evil magician foe actually supposed to be Lord English? And if so, what happened to the horcrux plot? Just some irrelevant shit resolved by the Felt or the Scratch, or made irrelevant when LE was summoned by Snowman's death?

>>83233838
all the foot stuff he did awoke something deep inside of me

EL DIABLO

has anyone done any crossover art of Homestuck and that one piece from the Ricky Gervais Show people usually edit into various characters? i need it.

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>>83233917
AY DIOS MIO

THE MASS DELETION HAS COME

>>83233917
BRHSG es numero uno

ITS OVER

>>83234020
Someone should track down and murder hotpockets

Sorry mod
We won't do it again

>>83233991
angel no stay good

DAVEREZI IS THE NUKE, THE JANITORS HATE DAVREZI

sign

IF JANITOR CANNOT HAVE CHILDREN
JANITOR WILL DESTROY CHILDREN

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>>83233991

>>83234139
You're going to get your stupid ass banned bro
Don't drag us down with you

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accept
love
and worship aradia!

Why does the janitor delete the shipping games? Im honestly curious, we should at least be given a reason and not left wondering what we did wrong.

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>>83234078
fuck you man el diablo is great

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Katnep: Heretics beware

All karkat ships are bad

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>>83234410
this is literally wrong

>>83234367
The mod has been deleting rp posts (anything typed in a quirk) for months
This isn't a new thing

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I think Gamzee could be written better
This is homestuck discussion, not related to the post deletion whatsoever.
Can't delete this since im following the rules, janitor!

>mods graciously letting us stick around for a while
>clearly the best course of action is to bitch and moan about them
At this rate we'll be gone tomorrow

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>>83234020
Thanks janitor but you are overreacting.

>>83234529
Eridan x cronus

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I unironically ship John/Terezi Red-ways

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>>83234370
No sorry that statement was only meant as a joke. I'm not affiliated with 4chan as anything but a common, funposting Anonymous enduser. I will say, however, that the shipping wheel whatever thing could be seen as tantamount to one of those 'rolling' images that do nothing but generate a flood of useless posts by staff, who are only doing their job as arbitrators and enforcers of site and board rules.

>>83234604
>>83234610
>>83234619
You're like the guy in the hostage situation that goes "HOLD ON, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT THEY SAY, FUCK THIS!" and then gets shot
You're not accomplishing anything besides hastening your own death

>>83234674
She'll always have her best friend, Calliope.

>>83234661
No, we're just complaining about the guy who goes "Im right because I am, shut up!" hoping that his superious fucking do something about it. Furthermore, the threads are separated, He doesen't even have to come here or participate.

>>83233724
I've always found this person's art to be repulsive and he gives me some creepy vibes

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>>83234674
>>83234694

>>83234674
Roxy clearly has Kanaya to turn to for red rom
Rose will go after Jane.
Everyone wins

>>83234710
>>83234715
I'll remind you that the alternative to these threads is r/homestuck
That's where we're all going to end up if you keep lighting fires in your own house

>>83234721
yeah well fuck you i'm gonna jerk off to it

Anyone else still really into fantrolls

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>>83234602

>I unironically ship John/Terezi

Okay, cool, they're...

>Red-ways

NOPE.jpg

>>83234793
No one was ever into fantrolls
We were all just pretending to spite you specifically

HOLY FUCK HOMESTUCK IS OVER I THOUGHT WAS DONE WITH YOU FAGS

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PUT THE HOTPOCKET IN THE MICROWAVE

>>83234900
not quite yet, unfortunately

>>83234900
Hussie's magic hack ride isn't over yet, anon.

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>>83234943

>>83234900
We still have the epilogue.

Only after that can we finally shed this mortal coil.

>>83234983
never confirmed, you have nothing

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>>83234968
>>83234943
This is our worst meme

>>83235004
It's in the newspost silly.

>>83235021
with no date or info, enjoy waiting until after the "game"

>>83235004
> If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking.

and more recently and less "confirmed" http://mspaprophet.tumblr.com/post/144885127130/

>>83235015
normally this would be where I'd go "No, we did [SHIT]", but this really is one of the dumbest, if not THE dumbest

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>>83234193
>>83234459
Post strider or lalondecest instead. kanaya and karkat are FRIENDS

>>83234355
I wouldn't have.
I would have had John help Terezi get over her vriska complex by talking her through her emotional dependence and being a good friend and blackrom interest and then had Terezi talk with Jake about Dirk and their relationship threatening to become unhealthy. All Vriska's planning for collide would be her contribution.

GC: 1 KN3W SOM3BODY 4 LONG T1ME 4GO
GC: WHO W4S CONV1NC3D SH3 COULD DO 4NYTHING
GC: 4ND M4YB3 SH3 COULD H4V3
GC: YOURS 1S MUCH TH3 S4ME
GC: AN 3XC33DINGLY COMP3T3NT PL4Y3R
GC: WHO 1S 3XC33D1NGLY S1CK OF TH3MS3LF
GC: SH3 W4NT3D SOM3BODY ON H3R LEVEL
GC: SO SH3 M4D3 H3R OWN OPPONENT
GC: J4CK 1S H3R F4ULT
GT: well gosh this is very interesting
GT: but dirk would never do anything like that!
GT: he made AR as a friend!
GC: YOU 4R3 M1SS1NG TH3 PO1NT
GC: 1 K1LL3D H3R
GC: 4ND 1 DONT R3GR3T 1T 4NYMORE
GC: SH3 H4D TO B3 STOPP3D
GC: BUT 1T W4S H4RD
GC: 1S H4RD
GC: NOBODY SHOULD H4VE TO DO SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T
GT: so your warning me then?
GT: dirk is my best bro. he would never do something like that, even if he is a bit scary sometimes!
GC: B3C4US3 1 4M A GOOD P3RSON 1 W1LL T3LL YOU A S3CR3T
GC: T4K3 1T FROM SOM3ON3 WHO KNOWS M1ST3R BOYSHORTS
GT: alright sure lay it on me i guess
GC: LUCK DO3SNT 4CTUALLY M4TT3R
GT: what kind of bollocks is that! of course luck is important.
GT: if you dont have good luck nothing goes right!
GT: and that is a little obvious i know but that doesn't mean it isnt true!
GC: 1F YOU W4NT 1T TO WORK YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4VE TO WORK FOR IT
GC: 4ND SO 1S H3

>>83235015
what's the best?

>>83235015
Fuck no it isn't

>>83234968
This is gold, is there more?

>>83235015
Nah, you're thinking of that one guy and his weenie and 8ulge meme.

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>>83232100
>tfw im a mage of breath
>ill never do that fucking awesome quest

>>83235085
>vriska still dead, terezi plans the final battle instead

yes

oh hell yes

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>>83235080
>lalondecest
Wew lass

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Postin davekat

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>>83235128
fraid not

>>83232208
>rose never visited any other land
>jade didn't visit anybody's land
>john didn't visit jade's land
>we never got to saw them doing quests together besides dave/jade and that just ended with dave getting shot to death

>>83235183
I am already numb

For real though I am not part of the 4chan corporate ladder I want that to be abundantly clear. Just one man with a dream.

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>>83235080

>Lalondecest

Now we're talking

>>83235313
>posting cropped porn

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>>83235316
fuck ok time to stop posting

>>83226535
I'd take Vriska and transplant her into a garbage disposal

>>83235319
>>83235080
Not enough decent Roxy/Dave stuff out there, desu.

>>83235313
>tfw when Jade arrives to hug you

>>83235278
another reason davejade is the best

>>83235351
Anon, please. A fire is the only way to properly kill a spider.

>image dumping karkat kissing people that aren't nepeta
poor katnepfriend

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>>83235218
My folders are so empty and old. Strider/Lalondecest is pretty at least, something creeps me out about jade/jane/jake/john

>>83235319
yes good, keep going

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>>83231754

Pic related, it's you. Nice little slip in there anon. Completely the superior story compared to Homestuck.

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>>83235361

Didn't have as much time to develop, really. Just a lily pad convo, and that was essentially it. Which is a shame, because the non-Dirk Strilondes basically exist in a state of near-constant incest-desire, and any conversations between them get back to how they so want to bang.

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>>83235435
Here you go, my only saved davekat

>>83235470
Yeah but Dave had enough fruedian slips to fuel hundreds of ship art between the two. Maybe in a better universe it exists.

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>>83235440

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>>83235494
Nice

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>>83235440

My Strilondecest pile ain't huge, but I'll do what I can

>>83235511

True, but by that point John/Roxy was nigh-overpowering against pretty much all other ships. Left a much smaller space for other Roxy ships in general. Still hot though

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>>83235516
I knew I had like 1 other piece