Can we have a Marvel Comics panels and pages thread?
>>83210680
>>83210736
>File: MUH STEM p1.jpg (163 KB, 680x1039)
>>83210760
Well that sure put me in my place.
brb going to castrate myself
>>83210680
Where's the itty bitty baby edit
>>83210789
>female don't get paid the same as men
>So crime is the fault of all men I wish they would all die and so should you.
>>83210736
i just noticed cyclops has 2 eyes. of all the sjw pandering bullshit i put up with THIS irks me the most
>>83210748
You know, I like guns just as much as the next person(I'm running out of room for all my pistol magazines, pls send help), but who hangs up a picture of a gun on their wall instead of, an actual fucking gun.
Feminism sure is a great influence
>>83210886
It's just a piece of shitty pop art?
>>83210844
>>83210760
>>83210748
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>>83210706
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>>83210680
>People pay for this shit
Fuck me, why?
>>83210920
TO FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY!
You know, by buying comics created by corporations owned by men.
>>83210706
Seriously. Fuck Bennett. Angela could have WORKED if she hadn't flanderized the fuck out of her.
>>83210719
...Didn't Hellcat used to be the literal daughter of Satan?
>>83210789
Thing is, they can't win. You can change society. But you can't change nature.
>>83210830
TWINKIE HOUSE
>>83210844
This one is actually true though. Why would aliens have human concepts of gender?
>>83210965
Why WOULDN'T they? Don't impose your speciest preconceptions on extraterrestrial life you shitlord.
>>83211007
>Why WOULDN'T they?
Because nothing about their biological or societal development is likely to be similar?
>>83211007
>alien race has 75 genders
>no basic male or female
>>83210844
Spiderman just doesn't give a fuck about this tumblr bullshit
>>83210911
this isn't feminism, this is fucking hate crimes.
>>83210965
Because it doesn't matter. It's like getting mad at someone who doesn't speak Dutch for miss pronouncing a name like Yeshua as Joshua. It's close to something you already know, but is incorrect. How would a human know, with no prior knowledge, the sexual identities of an alien species? They wouldn't, but, they would take what they are used to and try their best, and getting mad at someone for that is being an asshole.
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>>83210748
So you think the writer knew they essentially said "fuck you" to all previous female superheroes out what!
?
>>83211042
And that's why they made him black
>>83210680
I need more
>>83211031
What's your problem?
>>83210965
>>83211019
Actually, alien or not, nature imposes limits just by the laws of physics and statistics.
No DNA, but inherited traits for sure.
Not human, but two genders is likely. (Diversity is a benefit, and three overcomplicated matters).
And unless they don't have pregnancy, sexual dimorphism is likely.
>>83211063
Fair point, but I don't think it's in the same tier as >>83210706 all the same.
>>83211063
>It's like getting mad at someone who doesn't speak Dutch for miss pronouncing a name like Yeshua as Joshua.
...That's oddly specific...
>>83211063
This. The cunt could have just said "Dude, they're aliens. They probably have some crazy ass gender shit going on." But no. She had to phrase it like a legbeard tumblr bulldyke and make it about gender politics instead of just remarking on how they know fuck all about the alien species.
>>83211074
That is some bullshit son. Show me your working based on actual aliens equivalent civilizations we know to determine that those three factors would be in effect. Hint hint.
In particular the notion that overcomplicated things cannot arise is crazy when you consider things like traumatic insemination and parasitic lobotomy in our own insect species.
>>83211073
There's not one. I was just throwing out an idea.
>this thread
>>83211064
I think the problem is that the writer is trying to apply the real world to the MU. In the real world, female supeheroes don't get that much exposure (especially outside of comics), and this is probably referencing the writer's experiences back when she was growing up, so one can sort of understand the point trying to be made.
It just doesn't make any sense in the context of the MU, especially since Mockingbird is too old to have been a little kid back when superheroes first appeared.
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>>83211094
>People unironically like Squirrel Girl
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>>83211050
Tomato tomahto
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>>83211120
We're checking our privilege and celebrating feminism and its contribution to comics.
>>83211007
cause binary gender is the most efficient, life in the universe is still likely to follow DNA patterns and chromosome pairing system. So 2 genders is still the best option.
remember that gender isn't "XX - XY" in most life form, that's just the mammal choice. some species have it reversed. Some species do weird "I have random extra chromosome the gender depend of their parity", and other "we are all genetically identical but egg temperature or age makes me male or female.
It's just that fundamental, it's not even a genetic constant.
>>83211108
We have over a million known species of animal and zero that have more than two genders.
Sexual dimorphism is extremely common across the board.
Don't call me son.
>>83211099
But, Galan was a dude. So the last time Galactus was a corporeal being, Galactus was a he, so it would make sense for him to use masculine pronouns, out of habit, if nothing else.
>>83211150
>We have over a million known species of animal and zero that have more than two genders.
How many are not on earth?
>>83210706
Tell me this is an edit.
>>83211139
I chuckled
>>83211147
>Vision not giving a fuck
heh
>>83210965
Because, although yes it might not have a gender. But they're interacting with one member of the species and saying "he" or "she" would make things easier. And even then, there was no need for her to be hostile.
>>83211088
Baryender where I was getting dinner was named Yeshua, and said he didn't mind Josh cause he knows it's a weird name for people. I called him Yesh the whole time, and brought up Ystn from demon knights in nu52 as another cool Y/J name. /Blog
>>83211123
I used to...
>>83211149
>life in the universe is still likely to follow DNA patterns and chromosome pairing system
I assume you mean as in similarity. Not actual DNA.
>>83211019
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>>83211149
UGH COULD YOU ALL JUST LIKE NOT? I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW
>>83211149
>alien life with no shared origin would follow the rules of the life we know
It wouldn't necessarily even be carbon-based. The likelihood is aliens would be far weirder than we tend to think of them.
>>83211175
should have asked it its pronouns 2bqh famalai
>>83210886
A real revolver wouldnt be bigger than a sofa
>>83211063
>Yeshua
>Dutch (?!?!)
Fucking immigrants.
>>83211206
>>83210680
im tapped out of classic Marvel comics panels
>>83210680
This thread needs some good ol' Silver Age goofiness
>>83211169
It's not.
>>83211162
But the Taavians were extremely advanced.
>>83211165
That was not what was asked. Also, how does that factor in? Are you suggesting the actual planet you are on can promote the number of genders a species develops? Because it doesn't.
>>83211169
It's not. Nope. I reiterate: fuck Bennett.
>>83211178
>Cutest fandom in the world
...NNno.
>>83211180
Is the Rand corporation named for that awful woman?
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>>83211186
>It wouldn't necessarily even be carbon-based.
if given the chance carbon is always the best option. the whole "silicon based life" system requires extremely convenient situation to exist on paper.
>>83210920
satan
>>83211235
No. I'd rather have more feminism and cringe
>>83211258
>That was not what was asked.
That is exactly what I asked:
>Show me your working based on actual aliens equivalent civilizations we know
The point is aliens would be alien. Earth norms are unlikely to apply to a truly alien (no linked origin) species.
>>83211184
>Not actual DNA.
actual DNA or RNA or some small variations at worst. no matter how far, carbon is still carbon no matter the planet. The chemicals must all be able to exist naturally.
>>83211186
It's not the rules of life. It's statistics. Those are universal. One and one is always two, never 'purple'.
>>83211207
Misschien een Jood.
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>>83211248
Welp. I'm glad comics aren't making any money anymore. Fuck em and the horses they rode in on.
>>83210719
I still laugh at /co/ getting triggered over this.
>>83211166
>>83211268
So? The universe is unimaginably huge. Is there a reason why that convenient situation could not exist? It's not even silicon-based, necessarily: do you think we fully understand everything there is to understand about how different forms of life could arise and exist?
Any discussion on this topic where you start talking about how earth-similar lifeforms are best and most efficient is fundamentally earth-biased. There's no possible way you can back that opinion up, beyond a pure frequency argument (which still doesn't mean lifeforms are going to be like those on earth). Besides, stories are better when aliens are weird.
>>83211299
why are deadshot and magneto there
>>83211331
That's the Fixer and the Trapster
>>83210680
>see panel
>think its a guy having the hots for another guy
>huh hot
>turns out its squirrel girl
>EWWWWWWWWWW
fuck me in the ass, that art looks terrible
>>83211259
In his defense -
Well, no. Screw that. Reed, build a fucking cleaning robot.
In his defense, he's probably pretty amazing in the sack.
>>83211268
As a scientist once said, 'I think exhaling quartz might be a problem'.
>>83211280
>Earth norms are unlikely to apply to a truly alien (no linked origin) species.
...What the heck are 'Earth norms'??
Do you think the laws of physics and statistics are different on other planets? Think.
>>83211287
Yes, but that doesn't inevitably lead to DNA! Actual Deoxyribonucleic Acid.
>>83211339
And then Wolverine fell on top of civilians and they died. Good job Peter.
>>83210680
Is that a crossdresser or a tranny
>>83211299
Nigga this is the page of the year.
>>83210680
That's Bucky as Cap fyi
>>83211367
No but see spider sense and he could tell there wouldn't be anyone where Wolverine landed and spider sense and shut up
>>83211184
Yes, not exactly DNA, but a chemical information storage system, like metabolism, is necessary for life to exist.
To add to what the other guy was saying, the reason you end up with binary genders is that, in general, producing young is energy inefficient. It costs a lot to do, does not benefit the parent, but is necessary. So you end up with half the members of the species who have to devote a large part of their metabolism inefficiently, while the other half gets to take all that energy and use it as best they can (more muscles, thicker bones, whatever). A third, in between gender does in fact happen in some species. They are the lizards Human made those comics about, but notice it is a mating strategy. One large lizard that controls territory and has many mates, one smaller lizard that pretends to be female to mate with a smaller number in the large males territory, and the female, who produces young. If a species has multiple genders, it's likely to be a mating strategy, which means you would have 2, 3, whatever types of males and 1 female. Because producing young, as I said above, highly energy inefficient.
>>83211354
Once, there was a time when comics weren't garbage.
Damn you for reminding me of that.
>>83211367
>implying that civilians are allowed to actually park on the block that Avengers mansion is built on
>>83211280
Yet they have little, fat, human shaped babies, with dicks, and the same proportions. And Spiderman is assuming he has parents yet you see nobody jumping on that. What if they reproduce asexually?
>>83211364
>...What the heck are 'Earth norms'??
Stuff like:
>'I think exhaling quartz might be a problem'
Being a be-all end-all of the argument. Because it's definitely possible to imagine a biological system that can deal with that.
We have an incomplete and earth-centric understand and you're using it to argue a definite end-state.
>>83211131
Her face in the last panel is painful
>>83211408
Not the Mansion, that's Avengers Tower aka Stark Tower. It's an office building for the most part.
1/7
>>83211396
But you have no idea that any of these mechanics are relevant in an alien system of reproduction.
2/7
>>83211388
You don't know the half of it
>>83211408
Avengers Mansion is in Central Park.
>>83211390
An Egyptian pharaoh - as opposed to...?
>>83211396
Agreed.
>>83211399
The entire comic is, honestly. I dunno. I guess it was a necessary experiment.
Marvel is targeting a younger audience and that is good. Perhaps this is a new Golden Age - in its naivety of approach. If that is true, we should expect better comics in a decade or... two?
>>83211362
I recognize the top left and centre bottom ones immediately, but are the other three scenes references to something?
>>83211285
>Roundabout by Yes starts playing
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>>83211420
>it's definitely possible to imagine a biological system that can deal with that.
Okay, now I am asking YOU to show your work.
>you're using it to argue a definite end-state.
No. I am arguing bi-gendral arrangements are likely to be a universal norm.
I think you're being difficult just to be difficult.
>>83211435
Can you present a workable system that does not involve them?
>>83211435
I'll repeat. There's no real "DNA coded gender", yet the large marjority of life is binary or both (which is still binary when the fecondation occurs). The concept of malde/female goes beyond the genetic itself, beyond chemistry.
So no matter of "mu silicon" you get, you are still going to get binaries.
7/7
>>83211435
Sorry to burst your bubble, but energy efficiency is one of the major factors in life, just in general.
Alien life is likely to be much more like Earth life than science fiction has lead you to believe. Carbon is a much more common element than silicon, and carbon based molecules are much more flexible in 3 dimensional space. Life requires an information storage system like DNA. Rules like evolution apply to all life, not just Earth life.
>>83211070
Tha
That's actually pretty good
>>83211403
Jesus Christ you people are like 17 year olds complaining that every single song made after the 90s is terrible
>>83211496
>yet the large marjority of life
The large majority of life ON EARTH. You're extrapolating from one data point. Everything on Earth has shared origins.
I know there's been a lot of stuff published in the past few years about extraterrestrial convergent evolution but it's all still using one data point. Really, we have no fucking idea.
>>83211505
Was that from the series where Spider-Man had radioactive cum?
Oh yeah: 'Reign'.
The original Civil War
>>83211537
Yep, a surprisingly great read, despite the jokes about radioactive spider jizz
>>83211525
It's true, though. Oh, not all comics are garbage. But it used to be better.
The titans are dying off. Commerce rules everything. Indies are cynical or irrelevant.
Are we watching the end of cape comics as a non-ironic medium?
>>83211263
The polar ice caps aren't actually melting through, Reed. You stupid fuck.
>>83211526
chemistry is the same on Earth, mars or any galaxy in the universe. Even if you go full fantasy, all you do is change atoms but the core mechanism would require to be the same on macro level. This involve binary sexuality since as a last reminder, it's not related to genetic chemistry at all. It's something that evolved from life being life.
>>83211526
>we have no fucking idea.
Well, you clearly don't...
>>83211538
Whatever happened to his Extremis upgrade?
Oh, that's right: NOTHING. It was just IGNORED AND FORGOTTEN. Not even retconned.
>>83211553
The concept is not that stupid. It's stated outright that his blood is radioactive and it can be detected. So why not his other bodily fluids?
>>83211584
Roll reversal is almost always better when it's a villian going good. Especially symbiotes
>>83211525
but its true
>>83211569
Is that MEANT to be a joke?
>>83211559
Rebirth my friend.
>>83211605
Carnage-Man was too pure for this world
>>83211620
Lmao
>>83211621
spider for ants
>>83211628
xD
>>83211197
How many times has Spidey died now?
>>83211613
Google it, faggot.
>>83210680
>ITTY BITTY BABY
>ITTY BITTY BOAT
I love how Marvel shows more respect to Superman than most other companies
>>83211537
I think Bruce banner killed somebody with radioactive semen once
Then again I think I read that I cracked so it might have been bullshit.
>>83211628
>>83211643
These threads exsist because no one reads Damage Control's comics long enough to take screen caps of them
>>83211620
Is that the cruelest form of irony?
>>83211653
I did, queef.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2016/05/16/even-for-the-fast-melting-arctic-2016-is-in-uncharted-territory/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/arctic-ice-melt_us_57342dd3e4b077d4d6f22b14
http://e360.yale.edu/feature/abrupt_sea_level_rise_realistic_greenland_antarctica/2990/
1/3
>>83210680
Is this Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?
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>>83211559
capeshit has always been mostly garbage.
>>83211667
No, that is sort of a thing... Betty Ross died. She got cancer from him. Then she started to get better, then Abomination injected her with some of his own blood, then she died.
2/3
>>83211513
>Alien life is likely to be much more like Earth life than science fiction has lead you to believe
yes and no. remember Earth got hit by 2 random extinction waves, and that we lost many evolution lines based on luck and topography/climate.
So the whole nice system would be the same but the cosmetics can varies a lot. Stuff like sexuality is the same though, I agree. But modern life is a poor example considering what life went trough in the past few million years. (and human activity didn't help)
>>83210760
Is this what /pol/ feels like with that Hydra stuff agreeing with the villan
>>83211712
these threads exist because marvel is a parody of a comic book company
3/3
>>83211042
Spiderman is smart you argue with a sjw nobody wins
>>83210692
That has to be edit. No way the authors got away with this racism
>>83211031
I read a book series where they had three genders. Literally they always had a fucking threesome when mating.
>>83211751
When do we get the issue where her parents find out it's gay fanfiction and honour kill her
>>83211070
Topkek
>>83211751
Over half of the image posts in your thread seem to say otherwise. Nice job cherry picking though
>>83211185
Anon nobody is being a social justice warrior here there arguing science
>>83211452
WE WUZ KANGS
>>83211194
Maybe not your shitty revolvers.
>>83211166
Isn't he dead?
>>83211559
No you fucking child. Comics survived the fucking 90's for God's sakes. They've sky rocketed in popularity and entered the mainstream leading to more diversity between titles than we've seen in years. Stop posturing like an adolescent child and focusing on the negative for two seconds and you'd understand when there's more stuff in general; good and bad.
>>83211854
Naw, he was rezzed back during Grim Hunt
>>83211799
>Not just watching them anyway
Jesus fuck there's putting up with there shit and then there's supporting censorship
>>83211799
>>83211884
What?
>>83211192
See I'm attracted to the butt here. Even if it is just her tail.
>>83211895
>Daredevil at a computer
>>83211325
what story arc is this from?
>>83211890
I can't help but notice that you keep posting stuff from 3 certain comics, you do know there is more to the current line right? Or are these the only ones you actually follow?
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>>83211923
Because those 3 comics paint the rest of the company in a horrible light and it's entirely deserved on them for publishing them.
>>83211751
Are you such a salty fanboy that you save images from comics you don't like just to create threads of cherry picked pages to whine about rival companies?
>>83211935
>>83211943
>company wars
>>83211738
Even the cosmetics, in some circumstances would be incredibly similar. Have a species that lives in a fluid environment, and has an internal support structure? Likely to have a fish body type. Have a species that absorbs solar energy? Incredibly likely to be plant like.
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>>83211947
Good thing those are all flagship titles then huh? I can't believe the hype these three comics had when they were announced, it's annoying walking into my lcs and seeing all the advertising for these three titles, and all the fans telling me how they are must reads.
>>83211884
You what mate?
>>83212000
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>>83211411
How dare you for thinking that aliens can have parents. What the hell is wrong with you. Such narrow-minded preconceptions. What if they're just parasites who incubate in each other and pop out completely distinct DNA-wise. Hell, why the fuck should they even have DNA? That's just weird. Why would I assume aliens have DNA? How horrible of me.
I wish I had printed versions of these.
>>83212007
>city in a bottle
>giant quarter
Heh.
>>83211609
Where's this from? I love stories where Doctor Strange tells half-assed magic dabblers where to get off.
>>83212079
Hickman's All New Avengers. The Illuminati vs the NOT Justice League. Good shit, this also directly ties into the current Squadron Supreme run.
>>83211609
Before anyone says anything, it's a Tim Hunter (Books of Magic) reference, not Harry Potter.
Gaiman really should've brought up charges against Rowling, because that shit was shameless.
>>83212095
>>83210920
taste differs - don't buy and read the stuff you don't like. Buy and read the stuff you DO like intead, it'll make you happier.
>>83212115
I'm looking for two very specific panels.
Can someone help me out with this?
One has Spider-Man falling on a concrete floor and screaming "When, God? When does it end?!"
And the other one is from an old comic, I think it was about a bunch of heroes going to Iron Fist's funeral and Daredevil is looking the wrong way.
Please.
>>83211070
Only one to get a laugh out of me.
I hate it when Marvel writers try to have civilians act like they were in the real world. Sometimes it's understandable, but pic related is just unacceptable.
>>83211180
I don't know if this a shot at Steve Ditko and the writer knew that or just bullshit potshots. ugh Spider-man was always shown to be cool with protestors too.
>>83210680
Has any modern Marvel writer/artist done anything like this
>>83210844
Kind of makes me glad Slottkilled them all
>>83212182
It's a direct reference to this scene
>>83212168
Didn't mean to quote.
Sorry
>>83212131
Goddammit that art is actually GOOD.
>>83212145
Even in context, these panels are really weird.
>>83212233
A bunch of panels are skipped between Hawkeye getting shot and him deciding to blow himself up instead of just taking off his damn quiver.
Still dumb.
>>83211566
Moar ples
>>83212052
fuck off megafag
>>83210680
>>83212186
wait, did he just piss on them at the end?
>>83212198
Oh I remember that. I have those in the Marvel Masterworks.
>>83210748
Why is she stating the law of conservation of momentum like it's some mindblowing revelation?
>>83211258
>Is the Rand corporation named for that awful woman?
No, it's RAND, short for Research and Development.
>>83212046
>40k fan expecting us to be butthurt that olivetti traced a picture of a toy
>>83212380
Because pseudo-intellectual leftists are so used to solipsistic wordplay and fuzzy definitions that an accurate, concise explanation for natural phenomenon blows their fucking minds.
>>83211450
>don't talk to me or my black son ever again
>>83211312
>And you think this gives you power over me?
>>83210692
Fuck, is that a girl? I thought he was a travestite.
>>83210883
It's a canon costume. Get over it.
>>83212490
Tumblr did too. They were praising the book for having a trannie, then found out it was a girl.
Marlel is a prime source of kek.
>>83212490
>>83212516
Everyone always points to SG's face for "Henderson is shit" arguments, but the real evidence is how fucking angular and masculine Nancy consistently looks.
>>83210692
>black girl can speak monkey language
I don't understand why there wasn't a shitstorm about this
>>83210736
>>83210748
>like most girls of my age, I was obsessed with... MATH AND SCIENCE
This is laughably bad.
>Wait a minute, you're saying that the total momentum in a closed or isolated system remains constant?!
>These platelets are amazing.
Who the fuck speaks like that? What's next?
>OMG, like, are u serious??!!? ur saying that like entropy INCREASES in irreversible processes???????? XD
>>83210680
>I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
>>83211131
Her face is awful red there.. Are we sure that the new team didn't give her a tree-nut allergy?
>>83211970
I gotta say I enjoyed a lot of the edits made of this.
>>83212007
Did I miss the deapool 2099 story? When was this?
>>83212037
wtf
Also, how can he be starving? He obviously has no digestive system.
>>83211813
>she found out he was a kid and puked on him
>no /ss/ for Petey
>>83212115
Gaiman isn't a petty douchebag.
>>83212292
This is pretty awkward considering it's from when she was still his daughter.
>>83212054
Don't forget the wheelchair.
>>83212868
Nope, it's from before she has his daughter
>>83212168
Anyone?
>>83212205
It's a style that allows decentness to creep through at times
>>83212783
Yesterday
>>83210736
Except for you know all the existing female hero's.
Christ Marvel is a fucking joke right now.
>>83213089
huh.
Didn't see it in the win-o'.
>>83213134
No better than DC really
>>83211943
That was fast.
>>83213134
>>83211947
Wait shit I just realised one of the 3 is gweenpoole gweenpooles not great but compared to squirrel girl and whor it's a masterpiece
>>83211949
It's like a lesser form of barneyfag.
>>83211147
Who else is in love with Whor for this to be cucking?
>>83213286
>implying /co/ reads comics enough to form their own opinion
>>83211094
>>83211099
>>83211131
>>83211166
how can people give artists like tom scioli and eric canete shit but then turn around and praise this?
>>83211712
This page will forever be in my top 3 favorite of all time easily.
I love when Marvel shows Thor to be the cosmic fucking powerhouse that he really is.
Nowadays, they just have him show up to job to some villain to show how much of a threat they are.
>>83213390
>nowadays
God of Thunder came out not too long ago
>>83213390
>top 3 favorite of all time
You really need to read something other than cape comics.
>>83213390
Maybe if there was a good Thor arc that wasn't during Simonson's run, I'd agree. But frankly most of his stories fucking suck, so it doesn't matter if he's a cosmic powerhouse. I'd rather see him job.
>>83211263
I kek'd at the "JEAAAAAAN!"
>>83213423
but muh character wank
>>83211362
Middle left is a reference to Batman, and in Middle left the guy's saying how he reduced deaths of school girls by closing down all the bridges (a reference to Gwen Stacey).
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>>83213423
Let me guess. MUH MOEBIUS, right? I'll be fucking shocked if not; you cocksuckers are just dripping with frog.
>>83210706
>using men's rights like it was a four letter word
I should punch out this author
>>83212050
Hope Cyclops goes back to his Phoenix Five costume when they resurrect him
>>83210680
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>>83211050
Well, it's feminism. Just radical, 3rd wave feminism. The feminists who rabidly bite at older generation feminists for being sexist (towards women).
>>83211293
Why?
>tfw literally DC Master Race
>>83213421
A /pol/lack got loose
>>83211712
>mfw a mouseketeer was butthurt near me
>>83211620
Johns is a fucking hack.
>>83211665
He had a more meaningful death than NuSupes.
Fuck DC, they won me over with the Pak and Morrison action runs and then kill ahim off to pander to nostalgiafags.
>>83211753
So who did he want her to be?
>>83213286
Gwenpool is an amusing humor comic with good art. /co/s hateboner for it is stupid.
>>83213915
It's such a minor thing/joke.
>>83213199
read the filename
>>83214731
never mind, found it. I just missed it at first glance.
>>83211450
God the sooner Peter dies so they can't write things like this happening to him anymore the happier I'll be.
>>83211450
So is this foreshadowing to having Tony manipulate Miles to be on his side like with Spidey in the original Civil War?
I have not been keeping up with Marvel since MoS came out
>>83214270
The comic is joking about misandric feminists?
>>83212894
Then a short time later Bendis takes over and we have Scott begging for forgiveness then breaking up with Emma... Goddamn I hate Bendis so much. He truly turns everything he touches to shit.
>>83212981
I really hated how the third X-men movie focused on the cure plotline from Astonishing but left out everything that actually made that comic amazing.
>>83213720
>The Thor panel
It's his name, not a title. Fuck off Whor.
>>83211147
> not having a panel with Daredevil facing away
I expected better
>>83211285
> /co/ will never a Flyclops again
fuck
>>83211299
Who is he trying to catch?
>>83212046
...why are there hammerheads here?
>>83215367
A little girl who's being used by shield as a way to mind-fuck villains into conformity
Also?
Plan totally works.
Kraven's the best.
>>83211932
>"Mercy."
>"Mercy."
>"Mercy."
God, I love Zemo.
>>83211139
You know, I actually kind of respect that. Man knows what he wants in life.
>>83212723
>>83211970
>>83210965
In that particular case it's not gender, it's sex. Because as he said, "it got a thingie".
Also notice that she didn't say "You don't know anything about this species! You have no right to impose our stupid familial constructs on an alien race!" to Spidey.
>>83211421
It's meant to raise the awareness towards foetal alcoholic syndrom.
That, or a hommage to Manara.
>>83212012
;_;
>>83213275
ok?
>sitting in apartment
>red tendril comes in
>what do
>>83210719
>Men are the worst
>Is a man
>Is the one who saves the day
>>83212046
This art is so shitty.
It reminds me of that one War Machine comic book.
You know the one.
Eugh.
>>83212545
Maybe because she can't speak to monkeys? She goes around the whole zoo trying to talk to different animals because Doreen thought that maybe she just hadn't met an animal she could talk too.
<====To Be Continued
>>83212380
>>83210748
Was going to post the same thing, my autism was flaring up something fierce.
Also
>wow, she studies both physics AND biology, that's like 2x the science
>look at me doing SCIENCE with a MICROSCOPE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83216328
He's gay though, so he probably has a lot of shitty ex boyfriends.
Also man saying men are the worst, or agreeing with a woman when she says it is a pretty common joke.
That being said Hellcat is a shitty book. I wanted to like it I really did, but fuck is it just pointless and dumb.
In August we're getting an entire OGN! By the same creative team as the monthly series!
>>83211071
What's wrong with four letter words? She used three of them in her spoken sentence.
>>83217163
are you a child
>>83211368
it's just a woman
the artist had to clarify this because people kept asking if she was trans
>>83211094
I want to join the Social Injustice Club.
>triggering hambeasts
>manspreading
>ice cream Fridays
>>83211312
Try not save any Earths on your way to the parking lot.
>>83210680
Reminder that this black dude with manly cheek bones you could easily get lost in is actually a woman.
The "artist" had to clarify that she's not a trans character to fans who earnestly couldn't tell that it wasn't a fucking dude. This is because the "artist" cannot draw anything remotely feminine.
>>83217235
>>83211368
Kek i didnt even read the thread before i posted about it, of course someone couldnt tell
>>83216976
>'Hank Pym beats up the Menstrual Universe' when
I would kill for this book
>>83216328
it's the cool new thing now to hate men, women love men who hate men, don't you want to hate men?
>>83217665
nah, i absolutely refuse to consider that as not being a tranny
>>83217209
The writers may certainly be. "Four letter word"? They might as well of said "a bad word." Expletive or vulgarity would of been too high brow and gone over the target demographic's heads.
>>83211362
Why is he terrorizing The Ramones?
>>83211452
Mia farrow
>>83212545
Normies don't read comics, so you could probably get away with tricking them by showing this page.
>>83212380
Because the writer's an idiot.
>>83212115
Gaiman said that if she had ment to copy him, she'd changed the superficial things first. Make him blonde, give him a lizard pet instead of an owl.
I guess he underestimated how brazen a plagiarist she was.
He also said that Tim Hunter and Harry Potter both drew from archetypes that go back to Arcturian myths, which it's actually a good point.
>>83212209
Spurrier's Nemesis was so goddamn fantastic.
>>83211094
The justice/injustice joke really isn't that bad, come on. It's irreverent and not political although you could make a case for it being political with the social injustice person being a guy and the social justice person being a girl.
But it's really a semi-decent joke, surprising given how much of a hack North is.
>>83215683
>In that particular case it's not gender, it's sex.
No. Dr. Money's nefarious experiment failed. Gender and sex remain synonymous, unless talking about language.
>>83211099
>>83211162
It's called the "gender neutral he." It was used almost exclusively until radical feminists got triggered.
>>83211235
Janet, you slut.
>>83212021
One Of these things is not like the other, one of these things is fun to read.
>>83212462
Nigga, that's a feminism thing. Don't mix their identity politics with people who support social programs. I mean, following your logic, sure the left gets their mind blowns, but the right has a shitfit and goes into a fox frenzy at the sight of logical science.
>>83210719
>this fucking art
I'm surprised people actually paid for this shit
>>83210680
>>83210692
>draws the black woman to fit the "black women are manly looking" stereotype
Wow, racist.
>>83211178
> Pop Vinyls
I already hate this film
>>83211178
>The cutest fandom in the world! ^0^
This is why women-based shit is considered a fucking joke.
>>83213275
>People still read new Frank Miller
weird
>>83210957
>...Didn't Hellcat used to be the literal daughter of Satan?
No, she just dated the literal son of Satan.
>>83218907
The newer Hellcat art manages to somehow be even worse.
>>83210736
>>83210748
I haven't read Marvel in decades. Is... is this Mockingbird? MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>83213421
>now Rhodes and Carol
Rhodey and Carol predates this by a few years, anon.
>>83211178
Anon, this isn't from a Marvel comic. It's from some chick's blog.
>>83210911
It's funny the point of feminism is to make both sides equal yet most of these comics encourage the double standards of "if this was reversed, it would be considered sexist".
>>83210719
Imagine if the dialogue here was, "Women are the worst"?
>>83214132
B-but he'll be back right? T-they're just doing a riff on Reign of the Supermen.
Pls don't let Superbro be gone for good.
>>83219252
The first two issues and the one-shot that it spun out of were actually pretty good. I don't know what the fuck happened in issue 3 that caused it to drop in quality so rapidly. Hopefully this was just a weird one-off for the writer to get it out of their system.
>>83210736
>>83210748
It's sad that they chose to take a strong feminist slant on what could have been a story about matching up to your heroes without the gifts (superpowers in this case) that they had.
Additionally thinking that your are being held back because of societies views on your gender while you are doing science in your undersea lab/secret spy base is a disconnect from reality I can scarcely comprehend.
>>83211235
>Avengers confront Kang, but he is simple too chill a dude to fight against.
I don't dislike such a scenario
>>83210706
It's amazing how SJWism has completely reversed the standard instead of neutralizing it.
>>83220283
He only came to the 20th Century to fight the crippling boredom he felt easily conquering barbarian hordes in the future.
Unfortunately, once he actually decided to take the Avengers seriously and declared him his greatest enemies, he invaded with al his armies, nuked Washington DC, took over the world, and forced Janet to sign the terms of surrender (bet she regrets lusting after him now).
>>83212091
>good
>>83211070
this is good actually.
>>83212168
I only got this
>>83218848
Captain Marvel?
>>83212168
Literally just googled "iron fist funeral" and it was the first result.
>>83212380
I remember being surprised when in middle school I learned that gravity was the same for everything on earth, and the weight of the object didn't matter
>>83211890
>>83217973
Whatever lets you get amusement out of that shit is fine by me.
>>83211099
It's "effect," not "affect."
>>83221754
Effect's not a verb. Affect is correct there.
>>83213361
Scioli is amazing.
>>83221901
I'm afraid you're wrong and should consult the dictionary, friendo. Effect is absolutely a verb. You might be an idiot.
>>83221979
http://grammarist.com/usage/affect-effect/
>>83222024
From that very link:
>Effect does function as a verb when it bears the sense to bring about. For instance, it is the correct word in phrases such as effect change and effect solutions where these phrases mean to bring about change and to bring about solutions.
It should have been "effect" in that panel.
>>83211386
lol no
>>83210680
>>83210692
Well I read those and I'm not dead yet. Does that make me a cancer survivor?
>>83210736
>>83210748
>my DCfag face when
>>83222169
Cancer is a slow killer anon, your only hope now is that you outlive this Squirrel girl run
>>83212046
The funny thing is that they didn't even bother upscaling the entire thing. The missile pods, drones, engines, and even the doors are still tiny. Not to mention you can see right fucking through it.
>>83211340
I think you mean Paste Pot Pete.
>>83222361
Well, I guess I better start eating kale or something.
>>83213883
2nd Wave wasn't much better. In some ways it was worse.
>>83214132
Nobody liked Nu52 Superman.
>>83211890
>>83221088
What's the difference?
>>83222960
Read the words you dumbass
>>83211202
>obeying an unjust law is itself unjust
>It is against the law to punch people who don't like feminism
Progressive!
>>83211927
>>83211941
>>83219211
The style itself isn't SO bad, actually, but I wonder why the fuck can't she just clean up her line art? It's not so fucking hard to make the lines smooth and meet each other at the end.
Anyway, this comic should be ended just for the writing alone. Is this comic ''selling well in digital'', too, or why is it still around?
Don't get me wrong, I want women and minorities to have their representation, but I hate how low standards some of the comics have.
>>83211241
If I had a fucking dollar for every time Wolverine started pouting about not being a "good guy" I'd be rich.
>>83216328
He's gay, so apparently he passes off as a woman and has the full rights to hate men. And also it's supposed to be an ironic joke.. I hope.
>>83218646
It's still a really shitty substitute for a third-person gender neutral pronoun and a major flaw in the English language, because it's identical to the gendered "he." I don't think it's evidence of some great man-o-centric maleocracy, but it IS a linguistic flaw, same as our lack of a second-person plural pronoun.
That's actually why "y'all" evolved as a word - not out of ignorance, but out of an effort to fill a natural gap within the language and the miscommunication that arose from it.
>>83211099
This comic is a fucking abomination, it's like pure concentrated Tumblr and it makes me want to retch just looking at it.
>>83211139
To be honest I'd probably do the same
Why is all this memey ass shit always from Marvel?
>>83223887
Because DC is too boring to be memetic
>>83210680
Are edits acceptable?
>>83224014
No.
Also, DELETE THIS
>>83212563
>>83210748
I know.
>most girls my age
>math and science
This is just some of the most wildly revisionist and just factually untrue nonsense I have ever read. It's like they want to make characters as distant from real people as humanly possible.
>>83223887
Marvel panders the shit out of whatever minority they can get to read their memey ''web comics''. We'll see if DC follows now after the reboot.
>>83223887
DC has standards.
Does anybody have that page from Worst X-men where a bunch of literal who's are sitting around a table with a box over their heads describing why you should hate them, and Cyclops is there and his is "Come on, you know you hate him. :^)"
>>83210680
We've gone this far with no Spidey Super Stories? Gotta fix that
>>83224193
>>83211292
That's what happens when you read the "big two". Honestly i just look at the art nowadays , fuck the stories.
>>83211099
So is Squirrel Girl part deep one or something. Her face seems very fishlike.
>>83224479
>mfw marvelfags desperately try to drag DC down with them
No.
>>83210680
I thought for sure this was a fucking guy. Holy shit her art style is fucking hideous, and the writing is even worse. This book sells well?
>>83224757
Riiiight. Enjoy your three fucking Jokers and Dr Manhattan.
>>83224871
Enjoy Captain Nazi and Squirrel Girl.
>>83211071
who wrote this?
>>83211214
based
>>83224871
Hail hydra
>>83224832
Yes. Marvel is cancer.
>>83210920
They don't pay for it though. Comic sales are at an all-time low.
>>83223759
>natural gap
No, it's a gap created by the English being retarded and overly pretentious. If "you" retained its formal/plural usage and thou was the informal/singular second person pronoun we would be fine. By the same token, "it" is a perfectly fine gender neutral third person pronoun but since we have only ever had to deal with hes and shes people don't like to be called its so they go around creating shit like xe.
>>83211299
>kek
I made a reaction image of this page the other day, hope you like it.
>>83211094
I like how the social injustice club has more people signing up for it
>>83210706
So what's the original say anyway
>>83214233
He actually wanted Spider-Man
>>83210691
Good try, but we can all tell OP just wanted a bitching thread
>>83212303
no, thats the glass breaking
>>83222815
Except the Internet didn't exist then and frankly at least 2nd wave had direction. "Third wave" feminism (though honestly it's about fourth wave by now) is the most essentialized and label defined iteration of feminism that now exists solely for the purpose of clickbait. Most real feminists who study and produce real feminist scholarship don't identify themselves as feminists because of how disenfranchised the word has become in this age of "10 things you didn't know about x"
>>83211147
/pol/ called this.
>>83211147
Literally why would anyone care?
>>83211099
>haha butts!
>we SJWs know humor because we all came from somethingawful
>>83211071
No one that actually believes in feminism calls themselves a feminist anymore, so saying feminist and meaning "cunt" is honestly accurate.
>>83211147
>My feet hurt
>Also my fingertips
>You know, cause wall-crawling
>Why does everyone care about all this personal drama
>I thought we were superheroes
>Can we go back to superheroing now
>No seriously my feet are killing me
>I miss my mom and dad
>The actual ones, not whatever the hell the ones in this universe are
>So is MY Peter Parker dead or was there any point to bringing him back right before Secret Wars
>I wonder if Web Warriors has been canceled yet
>>83220328
that was the goal.
>>83211019
Actually it's extremely likely to be similar. DNA and RNA are the only ways we understand life is possible. Assuming DNA is a basic requirement for life, it stands to reason that you would have two and only two sexes across all species. The point of sex is to mix genes. You only NEED two to make a species genetically diverse enough to survive. More sexes increases the difficulty of reproducing, and would not be favored by evolution.
I respect the idea behind a Squirrel Girl series, as in just Doreen having stupid ass adventures in the grand scheme of things, I also think it's refreshing to have a canon ugly chick as a protagonist as opposed to the generic super model look literally every superheroine gets overtaken by.
However the art and humor are just atrocious. No matter how you slice it, the art is some of the worst I've ever seen and they should've never hired this woman. And even putting that aside, only middle schoolers would laugh at most of this dialogue.
>>83211147
With Captain America being a hydra agent I'm beginning to think they are trying to fully kill off the original Marvel cast and replace them with the more diverse characters.
>>83228323
Honestly, why the fuck not? Let's have some stories actually fucking conclude for once.
>>83212490
>>83212520
>>83212516
I don't care what the canon says, that's a dude in a wig
>>83210736
Has The Human Torch ever looked that serious?
>>83228374
nonsense, that hair is completely natural.
>>83228357
"Concluding" Steve's story by retconning the last seventy-some years of comics to be a lie and he was "actually le bad guy all along :^)" despite it making no goddamn sense for him to have gone so far out of his way to fuck up his supposed allies' plans is retarded, and you're retarded for even considering it.
>>83228429
That's the Jim Hammond Torch, casual, so yes. The guy killed Hitler.
>>83228442
Oh yeah no, the retcon is the biggest ass pull of the century and i'm not defending it.
I'm just saying yes please kill some of these guys off for good. Like Magneto. A few more decades and he'll need to be black or gay instead of jewish for his backstory to make any sense.
>>83228317
They didn't want her to be ugly. The artist just can't draw.
>>83224479
> tfw people read capeshit instead of decent comics
>>83211278
We have that shit every fucking day, anon.
>>83210692
>>83214270
If they were talking about women would it still be a minor thing/joke? I mean it's stupid either way.
>People actually pay for comics
You cape shitters are all cucks.
>>83212168
Got the whole thing
>>83228736
This is true of virtually all manga too. Most cartoons as well.
>>83229179
What is?
>>83211192
What the fuck is wrong with her mouth?
>>83229298
Change the hair and you change the apparent sex.
>>83228951
Do you have any funny or otherwise enjoyable Marvel panels or pages to share, Anon?
>>83211569
see, the machine worked!
>>83229324
It's a Webcomic QuirkyXDâ„¢ facial expression, anon! Don't you like the Pennies Arcade like the other QuirkyXDâ„¢ WebGeeksâ„¢?
>>83211312
This run is awesome
>>83212037
Hank is back?!
>>83210736
I did not expect that last panel.
>>83229762
And he's fused with Ultron
>>83211068
but they didn't make spider-man black thats like saying if you get poisoned and then a black guy gets that same poison that someone was trying to make you black
>>83229803
No shit. I read Rage of Ultron. I just figured he'd drift in space forever because Marvel seems to fucking hate him.
>>83229179
Not of good artists. Unless a particular character is intentionally androgynous. Lots of artists are capable of distinguishing gender with other traits.
Anyways, in the case of some manga, hair is probably the LEAST likely thing to distinguish gender.
>>83212792
phantom stomach, my man
>>83213361
It is nominated to an Eisner. Like, there is a genuinely possibility that the art in Squirrel Girl is acknowledged as better than the likes of Mike Allred and Joelle Jones.
>>83229947
Wellp, he came back to Earth, and is looking for a burger too
>>83224014
>John Byrne's Power Pack
>>83228555
considering her response to artistic criticism (if it can even be called art) is YOU'RE JUST MAD YOU CAN'T MASTURBATE TO IT I would argue that yes, she intended Doreen to be less than attractive
>>83210736
57 x-rays and she was not radioactive but she had the power to give people cancer.
who is the writer and does it know that x-rays can give you cancer?
>>83210736
>>83210748
Is this bitch implying spider-man does not have a dick?
>Mutants
>Celebrated by anyone
>Cyclops in particular
Seriously who wrote this crap?
>>83210680
>Carnage-Man + Anti-Venom teamup miniseries never
>instead we have whor and squirrel >>>>>>>>>>girl
T-Thanks Marvel
>>83226776
>Marvel after the release of Steve Rogers captain america 1.jpg
>>83229988
Ridiculously exaggerating features does not make you a good artist.
>>83230550
You do realize there are biological bodyshape differences between men and women, right?
>>83211166
I only see Loss looking at this page.
>>83213275
>Batman teenage mutant ninja turtles
>>83231224
That is implied else there would be nothing to exaggerate, baka.
>>83223596
Stan Lee probably said the same thing
>>83210748
Did...did the stronk independent woman just shoot a dude in the face who was only armed with a truncheon?
>>83211390
>that filename
>>83211853
Why is Spidey throwing his ass out in that panel?
>>83233206
Because you can't hold Dat ass back man, Spidey's ass is the Marvel equivalent of Dick Grayson's ass
>>83213303
Thor technically?
>>83212292
Has Magneto or Wanda ever look back on this?
>>83224612
God, Mark Waid's Daredevil was awful.