Homestuck

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>>83203424
a lot of things could have been done and handled differently

#NeverVriska

>>83203424
Absolutely

If Vriska had just had a weenie to take care of her 8ulge, it all could have been avoided

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>>83202491
My tablet finally kicked the bucket, i won't be able to draw until i get a new one

>>83203614
my heart

>>83203614
My places lower down than the heart

Can somebody explain to me what the fuck was the point of the felt?

It's Pisska.

So no.

>>83203614
>"aradia"

Homestuck threads be like:
"What went wrong?"
"Would X event have been better if Y character had done Z?"

Anyway,
>>83203424
by "take one for the team," do you mean d8 her? Because for starters, he kinda did for a bit once they died. Additionally, I think she would have just dumped him eventually anyway.

>>83203670
a mob of henchman for spades slick to kill

Andrew Hussie never even saw Gurren Lagann

Vriska has both a weenie and a masochism fetish!

Considerng she liked it when Kanaya punched her.

>>83203614
fuuuuck

>>83203681
the OPs are trying to sound as discussion-like as possible so that the threads don't instantly get deleted by that one janitor that clearly lurks these threads.

On another topic:
How would you have improved collide? I think it'd have been cool to have Sollux around somewhere, rather than just have him thrown in a corner never to be shown again.

DD showing up would have been neat too.

>>83203614
Then let me ask you this, are you getting one right now?

>>83203796
/hst/ isn't ready for joeyposting

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i need more pictures of solo sollux

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Man some of these AUs got way crazy.

>>83203913
>solo sollux
>sollux
>solo

>>83203761
sollux is too busy chilling with... i guess just feferi ghost because nepeta got prototyped?

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>>83203670
They were cool and interesting. If that's not justification enough they tied in with Spades Slick and the mobster theme of Hussie's previous adventure, whilst also providing some depth to Caliborn's session.

>>83203923
Is that aquariumstuck?

>>83203614
are you going to draw a version with cum?

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>>83203923

I...

What am I even looking at here?

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>>83203933
That wasn't Nepeta though but (Nepeta). I guess?

>>83203923
holy shit, the trolls in this pic always get me so fucking triggered.


The kids look pretty cool tho

>>83203761
At the risk of sounding too animu, I would have upped how destructive the Condesce was. Derse is luckily the same building copy pasted at different distances over and over, so have her blow some of that up, no need to even really make new BGs.

She threw a fucking planet at Aradia, in Collide she just kind of ended up kicking people by the end. Make her seem threatening and make Roxy's back stab mean something.

>>83203946
>making the stoner the gofast

my mind has been consumed my thoughts of "tiny" vriska

>>83203681
That was already past just being a "d8" situation, she skipped that shit and had him in her bedroom in sexy costumes.

How would you have improved feferi hst?

>>83203614
Did you ever post the digsite picture?

>>83204071
Replaced with meenah

>>83204071
Made her a character instead of just not being one.

>>83203994
Hey, he had the flash step BS like the Striders. That and have you ever seen a stoner move when the fuzz make an appearance?

>>83204071
make her barefoot all the time

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>>83204039
Your mind has been consumed by easily pushing her over.

>>83203614
this is god's punishment for fangs

>>83204071
make her canonically thicker when she shows up

so EVERYBODY knows she's the "fat girl" and at LEAST she has that to her personality

>>83203906
Wait did CAD seriously end with the main character dying and skipping forward to his best friend and his girlfriend having a baby together? That's pretty funny.

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>>83204071
Not make her die.

Make her important outside of establishing dreambubbles.

In fact, no more dreambubbles. Although that changes everything.

Wait, didn't liveblogger reach the Paradox Space point? Should we start reccomending comics?
What other than Summerteen Romance, the other Zach comic, and AH's Felt comic?

>>83204132
Rip zilly

>>83204133
The Quality Time one.

>>83204145
What happened?

>>83204071
Make horrorterrors relevant at all and it happens naturally.

>>83204133
nothing just those

>>83204163
Deleted from harassment I thougt

>>83204165
i had a hard time taking the horrorterrors seriously when we see one get his ass kicked in PS

>>83204133
John's birthday at the zoo.

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domestic violence is only wrong when it's bro doing it.

>>83204071
Get rid of her pun bullshit so Hussie would actually give her real diagloue. Then have her actually develop her positive feelings towards the hemospectrum by working with the other trolls, as opposed to just starting off with them. That would give her death narrative weight as the perceived driving force of possible change in troll society and an important team member dies, leaving those left behind to try and pick up the pieces, in particular Karkat.

Also make materialism a trait of all the heiresses, that'd be more amusing than her whole fixation on weirdly cute creatures.

>>83204191
they have another, quite active blog

>>83204242
Hit me up famalam

>>83204229
nice
but
jade
when

>>83203923
why are chaz's megidos are so fucking ugly?

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>>83203923

>>83204346
Hst were a mistake

>>83204268
What for? Jade never actually shot Grandpa (on purpose) and she couldn'r shoot Bec if she wanted.
In the Strife flashes John actually attacked his Dad with a hammer and Rose actually attack her mom with knitting needles.

>>83204260
can't remember the url, they show up on my dash every once in awhile though. sure was weird seeing them post pics of themselves sucking a dick.

>>83203979
was it her dream version ghost?

>>83204385
Classy

>>83203424
Actually remember when this was Vriskagate and people thought it was Hussie glorifying sexual assault or some shit? It's kind of funny how everything she did was a new and more extreme 'Vriskagate'.

>>83204410
they're a fuckin freak, but their art sure is nice

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>>83204385
>sure was weird seeing them post pics of themselves sucking a dick.

[Worry]

>>83204394
No idea. But after the retcon, technically everyone got doubled.

Which means there should be two Aradias around? And Feferis and even more Solluxes?

>>83204236
I always found it kind of bizarre that the comic acknowledged Feferi could be a huge bitch on par with Vriska/Meenah if she wanted.
I think it was her Alterniabound conversation with Vriska

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are trolls even capable of rape?

wouldn't that just go into blackrom territory anyways?

>>83204478
Blackrom implies it's still mutual consent. If not, it's rape.

>>83204478
Well, I dunno. I think blackrom is supposed to just be hate fucking, or even a dominance thing, where rape would just be them forcing sex on the other person. I mean, the rapist could even have red feelings for the other person while doing it, so I dunno if it's technically blackrom

Re-reading and I'm in the home stretch and noticed something interesting. This page
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009595
gives us a big hint on what Muses do. I always thought it was some weird obfuscated bullshit but it's meant literally - a Muse facilitates the use of their aspect by others. And since Space is related to propagation Calliope can help facilitate propagation.
>John and Roxy keeping Calliope in the bedroom while they fuck to ensure Roxy gets pregnant

>>83203424
It is unbelievable how fucked up things got in a story where MULTIPLE CHARACTERS CAN TRAVEL BACKWARDS IN TIME
One can even retcon things with zero repercussions.
How did we still get an ending where a good portion of the cast, including one of the main characters' dad is dead?
Hussie you fucking hack

Andrew Hussie's World of Poorly Defined Concepts

>>83204590
WE'RE HITTING A RECESSION
SELL SELL SELL

8lood has nothing to do with leadership.

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>>83204557
>calliope literally just sitting down and watching while they go at it

>>83204621
hussie makes fun of nervous investors but it's better than being a completely awful investor

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>>83204469
Yeah, see it would have made her much much more interesting if that was a dynamic we had seen in action. We already had enough nice trolls to empathize with, what we needed was some more actual alien-like trolls that recieved some development. Feferi would have been perfect for that, she's was literally the second most important troll alive at the troll's introduction. Had we seen her transition from queen bitch to a much more agreeable leader it would have made her both more interesting and more useful as a supporting character. No need for Meenah, it could have just been Feferi getting shit done even in death which would have been a great parallel to the living Condesce who was getting shit done in the living world.

>>83204561
Maybe they will be shown happy in the epilogue once it comes out.

If it comes out.

>>83204561
>How did we still get an ending where a good portion of the cast, including one of the main characters' dad is dead?
It's okay, there is an almost identical copy of that character's dad. It's an acceptable substitute, since memories or experiences don't matter and people are interchangeable.

>>83204667
JohnRoxy is a pretty good investment desu senpai

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>>83203819
I'm broke, my old one was eight years old

>>83203962
Yea maybe in a month if the threads are still around

>>83204082
yea i never captioned it, and i forgot to add the timer oops. here you go (there's a fang version too if you want that instead)

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>>83204797
fuck im retarded, here's the fangless version

>>83204726
roxy makes me gag

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>>83204797
>>83204832
>Yea maybe in a month

>>83204703
Even if it comes out, do your really think it will be all that much better than the ending?
Hussie's lost his touch for some time now.

>>83204850
I didn't know it was possible to be in a worse classification to shit taste but I believe I've found it

>>83204935
At this point I don't even care if it's good, I just want closure. I think that Act 7 is "good" from a technical perspective but it only makes the plot stop happening. The characters themselves are left with a lot of unresolved issues.

>>83204960
you know when you eat way too much sugar and it makes you nauseous and you feel like you have to vomit
that's roxy
she's like choking on sugar and getting diabetes

>>83204997
What are the odds of you being a Vriska fan?

>>83204797
How much does a tablet cost? How many pictures would I have to commission?

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>>83204997

>>83203614

What program is this?

>>83205019
johnvris 4 lyfe bro

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>>83204997
go back to bed Roxy, your self-deprecation fools nobody

>>83205035
I got a small Intuos for US $99 but I don't know what kind of equipment Loki wants.

>>83205041
Looks like Paint Tool SAI

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k33p it cool, katnep faithful

>>83205103
katnep is acceptable but I prefer jadekat

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>>83205130
you and me both, buddy

it seemed so obvious once upon a time

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>>83205060
The best moment of the comic was John punching Vriska so hard she bounced

>>83205179
is he

punching her cunt

>>83205179
I'm not gonna lie
the ship has taken some heavy blows from enemy canons

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>>83205179

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>>83205179
>Hussie didn't drag the scene out by having an increasingly punch-drunk Vriska keep trying to state she's gonna fly off before getting clubbed again until John smiles at Terezi nervously and just goes to town with a 2x4 to make it stick

>>83204561
John fucking around with the timeline could easily have worse consequences than the lukewarm ending we got.

WCS could have fucked around and did something that butterfly effects into LE surviving the battle

>>83205179
>John punches Vriska so hard she has brain damage and slowly starts going retarded like the end of Flowers for Algernon during the course of the 3 years on the meteor.

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See this

What do

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>>83204557
Obviously the page and exchange is in my wheelhouse so I paid close attention to it but I thought that was incredibly obvious

>>83205223
Well there's always chemistry to focus on when viability takes an absence. I think the vast majority of ships in Homestuck work based on the notions of potential chemistry or matchmaking over viability.

>>83205326
Turn off the comic because I wandered into the shit pages.

>>83205326
Why did this fucking transformation even need to happen at all?

>>83204366
You have Jade pretending grandpa is alive and caring for her

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>>83205326

>>83205326
>stops being an irredeemable fucking bitch whore
>starts being a pansy
>ruins her appearance completely

>>83205327
I was overthinking what Muse does. Since it is a master class I expected it to be something incredibly mysterious and byzantine in its application. It doesn't help that some of the classes are meant to be interpreted relatively literally, like Seer, Knight, Witch, and possibly Heir, while others seemingly have little relation to the name and what it does, like Prince.

>>83205378
It didn't, hence the disdain at its existence.

>>83205326
Give her something to REALLY cry about and draw pupils on her blank eyes with a sharpie

those of you that are seeking justice against vriska
it is beginning to dawn on you that john punching vriska was supposed to be your sole moment of catharsis, after which you would acknowledge that she has been redeemed, and her future treatment justified

>eridan is the only character who had a good relationship with their dad

>>83205484
John's relationship with his dad was too when he wasn't getting coddled with cake

jade's cute butt

the thought of terezi licking my feet makes me erect to no end. i don't understand.

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>>83205484
Dad had a good relationship with his Dad though.

>>83205475
But post-retcon Vriska is vastly worse than (Vriska) who is mostly just a huge weenie but at least she wasn't plot-relevant any more.

>>83205484
John and Jane had decent relationships with their dads.
Equius and Tavros seemed to have good relationships with their lusi.

>>83205484
John had a good relationship with his dad.
I mean, trying to bludgeon him with a hammer aside (and from what we see in the comic, intrafamilial STRIFE! sessions seem to be a common thing), the only real thing he had against his dad was the harlequins. Outside of all that noise, I don't remember John hating Dad Egbert

>>83205517
>Dave's regrets when he realizes he's a breast man

>>83205517
share if u agree

>>83205566
there was the incident with the peanus

>>83205588
Jade's cute boobs

>>83205605
PEANUTS
U
SICK
FUCK
DAD WOULD NEVER...

>>83205484
Eridan may have gotten on with his father, but he was clearly raised poorly, guy's got no interpersonal skills or basic common sense to his name.

>>83205556
Most trolls had good relationships with their lusii. Vriska is an exception, and maye Feferi and Terezi didn't have one, but Tavros and Nepeta pretty much loved them.

>>83205636
well his real dad got lost or something and he got stuck with a seahorse for a while

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I WAS RAPED

>>83205616
nah, all comments about jade's anatomy have been towards her butt

>>83205715
Jane's the one with the massive rack, Jade and Roxy have a good mix of both, Rose is pure ass

>>83204071
ida made her ass wwider

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>>83205546

>>83205715
only by karkat the assman

>>83204229
Yeah well we already know Rose is fucked up. I mean Dave has a crazy incest fetish and he's the second most normal in the family.

>>83205763
This was so weird. Why not have both of them hug their dad. Fucking Hussie.

>>83205763
>well at least i have my da-

>>83205654
>>83205636
>>83205484
is the joke here supposed to be that eridan's dad is shrek?

>>83205929
Eridan's dad was a seahorse that let him ride around shooting things.

>>83205929
it's canon

>>83205870
Which Strilondes have the weirdest fetishes? I'd say Rose and Dirk would be a lot more fucked up than Roxy and Dave. The latter would be pretty vanilla, with some incest for Dave and maybe some soft BDSM shit. Just describing the shit Rose is into would get me banned for illegal content.

>>83205969
dave is anti-BDSM, he might be attracted to hot moms but at most he just wants some hugging and hand-holding

>>83205965
My biggest grievance with Collide is that Condy cut her hair
Like, why?

>>83206014
It was always a stylish choice, you cant fight with that much hair.

>>83206014
Collide is full of errors, man. That's what you get when you outsource and the creator doesn't care.

>>83205969
>i live in an age where incest is vanilla

>>83206012
dave's lack of affection and positive physical contact growing up probably gives him a great need for intimacy, which he's too embarrassed to let on normally.

aka he needs cuddling. lots of cuddling

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this is the kind of woman Rose is deep down

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>>83205969
>try to imagine what gets Rose off
>incest, selfcest, rape, inflation, guro, snuff, bestiality, oviposition, smothering, xenophilia, dickgirls, impregnation, bullying, fem-on-femdom, 'rails who pail, extreme body horror, corruption

and my brain shat itself about there

>>83205969
The biggest Kink Rose has is dating girl's.

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>>83206087
Oh, right, I forgot pedophilia.

>>83206079
>Jade has barely made any human contact for years, excluding maybe nannasprite
shit they'd both be like magnets

>>83206083
meant to respond to
>>83205969

>>83206087
>>83206107
watafuck

is this all mentioned in the comic or something or are you guys just being retarded again

>>83206129
daily reminder that rose not being able to cook hotpockets is canon

>>83206108
jade at least had bec to cuddle and pet

all dave had were creepy puppets

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>Kill
>Marry
>Fuck
>Degrade
>Bully
>Befriend
Go.

>>83206108
>Dave and Jade sit next to each other
>slowly start to slide together against their will
>have to three-legged-race over to Dirk who will use some electromagnets to unstick them

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>>83206087
to be honest, selfcest is a high quality fetish

>>83206129
It's dumb fetish meme hours.

>>83206155
i-i can't

>>83206087
Well when you put it that way it doesn't sound as fucked up.

>>83206107
She gets off to the inherent creepiness of the situation, not the fact that it is pedophilia. It's like a fetish for sexual proclivities that are indicative of major psychological issues.

>>83206129
Her chumhandle is tentacleTherapist.
Tentacle therapist. Tentacle the rapist.

>Kill
Vriska
>Marry
Aradia
>Fuck
Feferi
>Degrade
Terezi
>Bully
Nepeta
>Befriend
Kanaya

>>83206143
>Joey attempts specialized suicide that will hopefully erase her digital existence and crash the game for good, freeing them all from the Hell she must not allow to be published

>>83206155
Kill Vriska, marry Aradia, befriend Kanaya, fuck Feferi, degrade Terezi, bully Nepeta.

>>83206179
My dude

>>83206155
Kill Vriska
Marry Terezi
Fuck Aradia
Degrade Feferi
Bully Kanaya
Befriend Nepeta

How would things have gone differently if Hussie had a patreon from the beginning of Homestuck? Would it have affected anything?

>>83206156
>jade and dave afflicted by the stand power of bastet

>>83206155
Kill Vriska
Marry Aradia
Fuck Feferi
Degrade Terezi
Bully Nepeta
Befriend Kanaya

>>83206148
Jade didn't have Bec during the three years

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>>83205041
Paint Tool SAI

>>83205035
I don't do commissions because I undercharge/spend too much time on them unfortunately

>>83205078
My 8 yro tablet was an Intuos3 6x11" that I got as a present. I just graduated, was told a cintiq is standard for the industries i'm going into. it's gonna suck to buy

>>83206155
>Kill
Vriska
>Marry
Nep
>Fuck
Feferi
>Degrade
Kanaya
>Bully
Terezi
>Befriend
Aradia

>>83206155
kill kanaya
degrade vriska
bully terezi
fuck feferi
befriend nepeta
marry aradia

>>83206155
Kill Vriska
Marry Kanaya
Fuck Aradia
Degrade Terezi
Bully Nepeta
Befriend whoever the last girl is

>>83206231
she had nannasprite. that's fairly human. then again, she did say she was still lonely

>>83206157
That's parental incest, wherein the parent is 13 and her child is 19. Completely different from selfcest.

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>>83206231
Jade WAS Bec

Which is no help really

I imagine Jade is super creepy now, just standing super close to people and smiling at them with wagging tail and wide eyes, just staring fondly and not saying a word

>>83206155
>Marry
Aradia, easy. I feel like being wed to an alien archaeologist would give me the chance to actually do archaeology stuff that i'll prolly never get to do. After that, it's harder.
>Fuck
Fef, she's gotta have a cute swimmer bod and she seems like she would have any goony fetishes
>Degrade
Vriska, she reminds me of some ornery motherfuckers from real life who could use a good stab to the ego
>Bully
Nep. fuckin' weebs
>Befriend
Kanaya, she seems like she'd be fun to do stuff with, like talk about books or have tea once a week
>Kill
Terezi. I'd say Vriska, but then I couldn't emotionally ruin her, now could i?

>>83206272
>Parent is 13
>Child is 19
uuh

>>83206272
Homestuck sure invented some weird new fetishes.

>>83206108
>>83206231
>>83206289
i thought you guys meant growing up

>>83206155
Kill Vriska
Bully Terezi
Marry Aradia
Fuck Kanaya
Befriend Feferi
Degrade Nepeta

>>83206155
what's the difference between bullying and degrading?

>>83206316
a dog is not suitable replacement for human contact

>>83206272
The dancestors aren't parent equivalents, they're more like... great-great-great-great-great-great grandparent equivalents, if you're talking socially, and biologically we're lead to believe they're either twins or near twins.

>>83206241
>cute feet
help me

>>83206289
>Jade's overly long hugs

>>83206355
>cute
no those are slutty slutty feet

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I just want to know what happened to best and thickest waifu

>>83206346
bully: you're fat feferi!
degrade: making vriska walk around nude in public with a sign that says "i love low8lood 8ulge" (or torture!)

Wow /hst/ is getting really autistic tonight

>>83206390
she can't help having feet like those

>>83206396
>best
>gets with her husbands evil twin as soon as he dies
>best
wew
e
w

>>83206348
no, but at least you can cuddle it

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>>83206390
aradia has pure feet

>>83206405
yeah that happens in night time. It gets faster but at the same time spergy

>>83206413
yes she can by covering them up and not having them sluttily waving at everyone.

>>83206427
>implying slick isn't also evil

>>83206440
Yeah but I think this might be the most autistic night /hst/ I've seen in a while

>>83206439
no those are slutty. is there any girl with pure feet? maybe kanaya

>>83206439
those are pretty slutty, dude

>>83206459
rose would never do it herself. her newfound life of sprite fusion is to blame for her attitude involving her feet

>>83206461
>Implying that he is
He only harmed armed gangsters who wanted to kill him and people who attacked him first

Spades Slick did literally nothing wrong

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Was Crabdad a better guardian than Bro?

>>83206461
he is slightly less evil than b1 jack is my point

>>83206489
>slutty
>clearly is only exposed when in room with single true lover
>even then lover is faced away to avoid overexposure
?

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>>83206427
nothing at the end is canon

none of it fucking happened and we're still waiting for the hiatus to end SHUT UP

>>83206489
PM

>>83206500
Crabdad was literally just a crab
But he was also hand picked for Karkat and the only creature in the world that could take care of him

>>83206497
and karkat

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shitty ships that trigger you

spades slick built an entire civilization on a moon
he did more good than harm

>>83206554
delete this
aradia would never pollute herself with weenie juice

>>83206568
what the hell was that city populated with anyways

more gangster carapacians?

>>83206493
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007321

look at that slutty foot

>>83206554
Pic not related

>>83206551
He was operating under lawful orders from a superior. Karkat was an enemy combatant.

>>83206583
probably mostly carapaces, sort of like can town in act 7, but way better

midnight city >>> can town

>>83206241
i want those feet pressed against my face.

>>83206568
yeah but B1 jack
jack uh
hmmm

>>83206621
>B1 jack
is not the same person as spades slick

inb4
>DUDE
>ULTIMATE SELVES
>LMAO

>>83206635
what the hell were ultimate selves even?

I wasn't paying too much attention on Davepeta's dialog, I just refused to force myself through it.

>>83206635
no but i meant they did some good things too like kill the black queen and king and uh
uhhhh

so nobody actually likes caliborn right?

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>>83206703
Anyone who doesn't like Caliborn is defective.

>>83206652
Basically Hussie talking about how even though we've gone through 3 Johns over the course of the comic, it was all still John. All the 'non-canon' versions of characters are still important, and their adventures still happened. The alpha timeline is arbitrary; what matters is the sum total of what all your selves have done.

It's meta, just like everything else near the end of Homestuck.

>>83206520
ms paint is a slut and also fat

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Sorry, Spades Slick. Even though you're older than Homestuck, you're going to be killed off unceremoniously for some insufferable prick's melodramatic character arc.

>>83206837
>implying the epilogue won't be Hussie nursing him back to health again, after attaching his severed head onto a robotic horse body

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>>83204229
>>83204268
>>83204366

I'll deliver on this

just because she couldn't shoot bec didn't make it not fucked up

>>83206889
based

>>83206573
Everyone in the comic is a weenie. Even Equius acts like a weenie.

>>83206889
bec got bored of chasing balls after a while

>>83206917
>arquius
>a useless weenie

>>83206428
>implying that makes up for the lack of any warm embrace from a husband

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>>83206925
too bad your mom didn't

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>>83206950
savage

>>83206520
Can caraspaces get pregnant?

>>83207105
probably

they're just cloned for cannon fodder, though

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>>83207105
Does it matter?

>>83207215
>not wanting to lovingly impregnate Ms Paint
Yes. Yes it matters. The Mayor and PM repopulated somehow.

Also she's pregnant in that image I replied to.

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I don't really know what this guy meant by "forged in men at arms", but here's at least half of what he requested I guess?

Never got back to me to confirm this is the right thing so I've got no idea if I'm even doing what they requested.

This is a really weird sword.

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>>83207239
She's not pregnant, she's just faaaaaaat.

>>83207351
Oh, and I'm not done with it yet, just showing what I got so far.

>>83207351
It's a show where they forge fiction weapondry.

Man at Arms on youtube.

>>83207366
She is totally pregnant in this image.
>>83206520

>>83207351
>I don't really know what this guy meant by "forged in men at arms", but here's at least half of what he requested I guess?
I assume they meant "Man at Arms", which is a youtube show about a blacksmith who remakes weapons from popular media that are relatively functional.

>>83207351
>>83207378
looks sick

this is what i meant by man at arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EqnHVY1uEo

>>83207239
repopulated "somehow"

>>83204640
>Calliope
Wasn't that the name of some hussie book about a universe where it's ok to eat clowns or something? Did it ever came out?

>>83207455
PM's footpussy works wonders

>>83207239
are you kidding? there were plenty of carapacians rescued from earth that could be transplanted back there, and potentially other immigrants from the session

>>83207471
it's the name of an instrument
and yes, a few volumes of Whistles: The Starlight Calliope did indeed come out

>>83207506
>immigrants
Build Skaia wall

We know that Caraspacians can have sex. So it suits that they could reproduce.

>>83207508
>a few volumes came out.

So he left it unfinished? Guess is not worth bothering looking for it

>>83207589
It's also bad.

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>>83207471
Just the first book was published. There's scans of the second one floating around somewhere.

>>83207604
Hussie... has not made anything actually GOOD that isn't Problem Sleuth.

fuck you guys
whistles is great

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8IG

>>83205103
How many katnep images do you have on you computer? Are you mozai?

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>>83207391
Stop forcing your pregnancy fetish on poor sweet innocent Ms Paint.

>>83206155
>Kill vriska
>Marry Aradia
>Fuck nepeta
>Degrade Kanaya (can't trust fucking vampires, bruh)
>Bully feferi
>Befriend Terezi
How'd I do? Haven't gotten involved in this shit in like, two years. I'll check in on here once every couple months, but that's it. Glad to see the nightmare is almost over for you guys, too

>>83206228
>HMM?! intensifies

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>>83207391
>>83207415
>>83207421
Er, oops. Well, at the very least, I guess I have another model I could produce.

Also, really, feel free to toss out stuff you'd like to see made (or Ask on my tumblr, either works); I can't make stuff you all want if you don't let me know, well, what you want.

>>83206405
>tonight
Good one

>>83207725
8ANG

>>83207896
THEORY

>>83207840
no worries, i'm glad to see you giving it a try anyways

caledfwlch is one of my favourite swords because its simple, yet distinctive

>>83207840
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002968
or just the plain pogo hammer

>>83207793
I'll force pregnancy on everyone.

>>83207896
ATTACK

>>83207926
Look, the only person getting pregnant around here is Jade

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>>83207926
Please do not.

>want to find cute ms. paint pics
>every search engine thinks I mean MS Paint

>>83207840
Ahab's Crosshairs

>>83207931
>after the dust was settled, only karkat's head was left in the deep crater
>vriska finally 8eats the final boss
>she is the hero, it's her
>and after a few hours later, she gets arrested by the can town police

TIME
TO
REAP

what did gamzee mean by this?

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>>83207954
>do not
I told you I fucking will

>>83208078
i want to impregnate aradia!

tiny vriska vs karkat

who wins

>>83207915
It certainly has a weird hilt. Spent most of my time trying to figure out how to make it wider but not thicker.

>>83207923
HOW could I forget the Wrinklefucker? That and the Pogo are up next, then (in no particular order).

>>83208001
Then this.

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>>83205326

>>83208128
i kinda prefer the version shown during game over/ collide, where the handguard isn't quite so wide

plus, something with super pointy bits on the ends would probably break easily. maybe round the tips a bit?

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>>83207840
How much money did it take to print the hammer? Also try something with artifacts like the sord

>>83208142
>8ecoming a karkuck
JUST

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>>83208121
Too late, you can have rose instead

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>>83208205
fine

>>83208304
qt

SURVEY TIME

>favorite human
>favorite troll
>favorite exile
>favorite act
>zodiac sign


>Jade
>Vriska
>Aimless Renegade
>Act 3
>Cancer

>>83207948
What is with you people and pregnant jade

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>>83208408
It's cute to imagine jade prepping to become a mom

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>>83208355

>>83206179
>bully Nepeta

Good luck stopping the sweaty death gunning for you

>>83208162
>would probably break easily
You'd be surprised, the material's pretty resilient. I would thicken the place where the spikes connect, though.

>>83208190
>sord
Will also do.

>>83208404
I'm having a hard time with humans and trolls because there's too many and I appreciate them in sets rather than individually, so my "favorite" changes totally from day to day with only a few that would never make it to the top. Today I think I'm feeling...
>Dave
>Kanaya
>PM
>that sweet-spot after Hivebent but before Murderstuck
>Leo

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>>83208404
john
aradia
hb
act 3
virgo

>>83208404
>John or Dave, can't decide
>Sollux
>Spades Slick
>Act 5 Act 2
>Scorpio

>>83208638
needs more lactation and pregnant sex

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>>83208404

>Jade
>Eridan
>PM
>Intermission
>Virgo

>>83208404
Roxy
Karkat
Spades Slick
Intermission
Gemini

>>83206811
We're discussing Ms. Paint here, not your cheap ass whore mom.

>>83207725
Got anymore of the female cast dressed up as that particular class?

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>>83208404
>Rose
>Aradia
>PM
>Act 3
>Capricorn

>>83208404
>Dave
>Tavros
>DD
>Intermission & A4
>Virgo

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>>83203614
just use your mouse, it's like hard mode

>>83206497
>He only harmed armed gangsters who wanted to kill him and people who attacked him first
He also shot and killed the universe.

>>83208994
He was going to be raped if he didn't.

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>>83208404
>Rose
>Vriska
>Droog
>5.2
>Taurus

>>83208404
roxy
kanaya
wv
663
taurus

>>83208404
>Roxy
>Aradia
>Spades Slick
>Act 4
>Cancer

>>83208994
Why didn't he just beat Snowman to death with the crowbar? It would have negated her abilities and stopped the universe from being destroyed.

>>83209035
wew

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>>83208638
meh

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>>83208404
Rose
Condy
Hearts Boxcars
6 pre-retcon
Scorpio

>>83209089
6 isn't a single act. you gotta pick one.

>>83209069
I never understand that either. Would have been the perfect way to get back at Snowman and Scratch both. But no, for some reason he decides to do as he his told and go against his original plans after getting his ass beaten by Scratch. That whole sequence was fucking stupid.

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STRONGLY requesting a good sollux edit of this

i say STRONGLY because this no no ordinary amount of desire for goodwill

this is EXTREME desire

>>83209069
crowbar was a juju breaker. Sn0w wasn't a juju

>>83209176
wtf is he magic

OFFICIAL BREEDING TIER LIST:

REPOPULATION TIER:
Jade

ISLAMIC FAMILY TIER:
Jane
Aradia
Feferi

WHOLESOME AMERICAN FAMILY TIER:
Roxy
Nepeta
Terezi

MISCARRIAGE TIER:
Rose
Vriska

BARREN AS THE VOID TIER:
Kanaya

>>83209202
>Jade "Breed me or bleed out" Harley
>Jade "Put a baby in me or I put a bullet in you" Harley
>Jade "Babydaddy or Verydeady" Harley
>Jade "Finish inside or your insides are finished" Harley
>Jade "Make me a mother or I make you a corpse" Harley
>Jade "You're either a new dad or you're now dead" Harley
>Jade "Impregnation or evisceration" Harley
>Jade "If the dick goes out so does your lifespan" Harley
>Jade "Creampie or deadguy" Harley
>Jade "It's my womb or a tomb" Harley
>Jade "In nine months you'll be a parent or wormfood" Harley
>Jade "Fill or kill" Harley
>Jade "It's Impregnation or Decapitation" Harley
>jade "soulmate or no mate" harley
>jade "all night is alright" harley
>jade "stay in and you win" harley
>jade "fill me while you drill me" harley
>Jade "Impregnation or Decapitation" Harley
>Jade "Inseminate or I'll Castrate" Harley
>Jade "Come on My Chest, Get Granted Eternal Rest" Harley
>Jade "Come on My Face, I'll Exterminate Your Race" Harley

>>83209202
>Jane
>not barren