It Hurts Update No. 404: Stephanie Not Found

>>83202990
Magma Spider is cute!

CUTE!

>I made these muscles for you, dude!
Christ, Bartleby got /fit/ as hell

>>83202990
>Drinking an inverted PBR through a twisty straw inserted in your nose
Only 15 and Pasq has it all figured out

>>83202990
>Spider

Wah?

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>>83202990
Magma Spider for best girl

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>bartleby

>>83203204
Magma Spider, she was mentioned in the comic where Lodge called out Pasqualo on his shit.

Magma Spider a cute!
Cute!

>>83202990
Let's see...

Bartleby's dead, Trisssh is dead- I don't know who this Magma Spider girl is but she's dead...
Katie is debatable, and Aurora probably can't die. And finally, Ally. Dead. Wait, no, I'm remembering when she died the first time and I don't think I can handle that again.

>>83202990
Who is the blond dude in the "PISS" shirt?

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>>83202990

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>>83205146
this faggot

IT HURTS was a harem anime the whole time.

If I had the skills, I would reanimate this whole opening and replace everyone with IT HURTS characters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV_VCKQ8mj4

Don't tell me it wouldn't be perfect for the space rhino arc.
>implying the are space rhinos are real

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>>83205204
Oh yeah, the guy whose rock thrown through Pas' window started this whole school conquest arc. I didn't know he was still alive.

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>>83205265
He survived.

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>>83205265
Pasq literally welcomes him to his harem.

>>83202990
Hot damn this is amazing. Too bad this exempts Ally from the harem.

>>83202990

PUSH MAGMA SPIDER FOR SUMMER LOVE

>>83205265
>still alive
>chapter title
NOT FOR LONG I GUESS

>>83203076
https://youtu.be/7WDFUcjWARU

>Pasqualo was bullied by girls
What a loser

>>83211961
Sounds hot

>>83212534
Something tells me it's not like hentai bullying where your dick is huge, and the bullying consists of them shoving it in their vaginas.

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>>83212567
We can dream.

>>83203399
vidi'd

>>83202990
Trisssh a cute. A CUTE!

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>>83214766

>>83205204
>Black dude doesn't know what sex is
>the baby is his

>>83214774
> snek-imouto-nyaa
It hurts inside my pants but in a good way.

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>>83212567
It's not, it's just bigger girls holding you against a wall and kicking your nuts repeatedly until you collapse
remembering the past is such shit, I don't know how people do it

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>An It Hurts thread this early

Feels good. Too bad it's gonna die

>>83217122
Sounds hot

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>>83217505
Not when you're 9

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>>83217531
It's hot when YOU are 9.

>tfw you will never eat Trisssh out while simultaneously getting deepthroated by her Sssammy pubes

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>>83220053
I'm not sure what mf is in this instance

>>83220053
>>83220448
>the sammies never stop making puns and laughing
>they all sound like Gilbert Godfried

>>83220620
I won't hear them talking if they're in my mouth you idiot.

>>83220750
>implying you wouldn't be forced to ignore the sound of Gilbert Godfried trying to talk with your cock in his mouth the entire time

>>83214818

Girl Raped him while he was sleeping.

... that's honestly kinda hot.

>>83220750
They'll be inside you, Gilbert Gottfried will be reverberating inside your bones and that's all you'll be able to hear the entire time.

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>>83205204

To this day, the bottom-right panel remains the single funniest thing Gob has ever produced IMO. The faces, the content, the flow of dialogue; I still titter like a goddamn imbecile every time I see it.

>>83222970
My favorite joke is the "I don't even know this guy, I guessed his name and he obviously knows me because I'm famous, lol let's go home"

>>83222970
my favorite is probably the fucking greece economy thought bubble from super early on.

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>>83224993
That single panel was enough to hook me into reading the rest.

Can someone post the gifs from that old fan animation project pls?

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>>83225177
I have a couple, not sure which is from where, but I'll dump a few. I should still have that themesong someone did saved too, I remember really liking that.

>>83225361
Thank you, friend

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>>83225575

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my favorite, I love how cartoony it is while retaining the original style, if It Hurts ever got animated I would want it to be like this.

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>>83225747
Any scene involving Dadsqualo would have to have the sound turned up to be heard over the constant giggling of the viewer

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"fuck you"

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Last one! If you have an animated It Hurts gif that I didn't post, post it so I can have it.

>>83226024
>>83225887
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>>83225747
I love u Anon