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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Blue Cuties Edition

Previous thread: >>83182283

>"NEW" Barn Mates on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep

>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>French episodes megas
S03E04 Barn Mates: https://mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
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>>83187050
Best.
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Murder Lapis
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>>83187050
I like that OP is not amde by the faggot who put unfunny edgy pictures in the trhead OP.
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FRESH
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I love this ship.
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Go to pixiv
type in スティーブン・ユニバース
bring something cute or lewd back
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>1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
>1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
>1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
>1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
>1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
>1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
>1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
1000's OF NAKED JASPERS
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is this the purest ship
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So, /sug/ how many gwns do you think Will join the cast by the end of the show?
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LION AROUND
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>>83187050
We're back, baby!
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Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves so much more
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>>83187050
We're back, baby!
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Any cool Rose and Greg pics today?
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>>83187096
What did she mean by this?
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>>83187094
What is it with Generals and people getting autistic over the OP

40k general is even worse in this regard
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Please don't be mean to Zuke, she is sensitive, every complaint you make ends up back to her
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>>83186885
>>83186933
we edgy fanfiction now.
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/6978718
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Reminder.
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>>83187133
What would we do with out you
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>>83187135
what do you mean by this?
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>>83187159
I love Zuke
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>>83187140
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What do you think each of the Gem's favorite videogame is?
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>>83187099
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>>83187161
Lapidot x Weed confirmed.
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>>83187099
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Have you ever cried while watching Steven Universe? Note that you will be judged for your answer.
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>>83187099
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>>83187105
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>>83187099
she is tho
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>>83187213
I'M NOT LAPIS
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>>83187207
>Lapis introducing Peridot to bizarre Earth substances whilst Steven isn't looking
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>>83187213
Almost, but not quite.
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>>83187213
yes.
A man needs a maid..
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This is the blue gem.
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>>83187159
Bully Zuke, she deserves it.
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>>83187213
Not cried, but ive got watery eyed lots of times
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This is my OC, Peribox.
Is it good?
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Why's Steven threads back??
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>>83187287
New episodes.
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>>83187213
I teared up during Lion 3, On the Run and Rose's Scabbard
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>>83187213
To the extended intro, yes.
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>>83187196
Greg fucked a rock?
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>>83187161
Reminder that Peridot hates this pairing and thinks that PierrexPercy is master race otp
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Didnt zuke post that miitomo thing or was it a twitter about wanting to be impaled by piss icicles?
I wonder what did she mean by that..
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>>83187287
The hiatus is over.
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>>83187213
i cried once or twice because of how close and loving all of the characters are
i haven't had a friend in 6 years so to see great relationships such as these makes me get emotional sometimes
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>>83187287
Because hiatus hell stopped, and we climbed out of /rubbish/
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>>83187213
I've gotten the water eyes a few times but no actual tears
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>>83187133
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your Pearl r34-covered computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little /sug/ thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Pearl rotating her hand, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Peridot-shaped corn chips on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to hear about Steven Universe from you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a space rock. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a shitposter. A pathetic Pearlfag shitposter. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “LION AROUND.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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>>83187200
>Steven
Some gay jap anime fighting game

>Pearl
Probably like CivV or Europa Universalis

>Garnet
Literally any shitty mobile rhythm game

>Amystst
GTA:V

>Peridot
Starcraft or she's probably playing Stellaris right now

>Lapis
Walking simulators, ironically

>Jasper
Arms and occasionally Battlefield 2

>Rose
Cat browser games

>Greg
Simulators
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>>83187213
Nah, I'm not that emotionally fragile.
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>>83187319
Why do people put glasses on their foreheads on Miiverse?
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>>83187287
Even we don't know if we're in haitus or not.
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>>83187213
Yes. The Test.
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>>83187337
We should make this a copypasta
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>>83187340
Both Steven and Rose would love Neko Atsume.
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>>83187274
This is the lil' blue gem.

Next you'll say, "This is the big blue gem, your move"
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>>83187367
It is a copypasta.
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>>83187367
We should make this a copypasta
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>>83187401
We should make this a copypasta
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Lady of the sea.
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>>83187367
It is copypasta. One of the remnants of the height of bane-posting
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This is the sad gem.
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>>83187367
Ok now I see a lot of people getting called out for this on /v/ but man first day syndrome much? You don't say "let's make it w copy pasta"! You just copy and pasta it. God could you be more Reddit mindset.

Also this is probably already a pasta.

I mean if it is your first day fair enough like this site isn't eternal, God.
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>>83187416
>We should make this a copypasta

We should make this a copypasta
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>>83187395
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>>83187367
>fucking newfags
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>>83187441
This is the other sad gem.
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>>83187213
Same >>83187283
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>>83187395
This is the male lil' blue Gem and his boyfriend, male lil' red Gem.
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>>83187447
>>We should make this a copypasta
>We should make this a copypasta
We should make this a copypasta
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>>83187460
This gem is sad also.
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>>83187447
We should make this a copypasta
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>>83187451
I think this episode literally confirmed there were male gems. These are dudes. Fucking gay dudes oh my god.
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>>83187395
This is the fascist blue gem.
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>>83187476
>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>we should make this a copypasta
>we should make this a copypasta
we should make this a copypasta
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This is the blue gem
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>>83187395
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>>83187485
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>>83187485
Wuh???

They're just dykes like the entire gem race. Gems don't have sexual characteristics, so Commander's suspenders are meaningless.
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Have you all accepted Lapis as your lord and savior?
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>>83187498
>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>we should make this a copypasta
>we should make this a copypasta
we should make this a copypasta
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>>83187498
WE
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>>83187395
This is the big blue gem,
your move?
...
...
fuck
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>>83187485
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>>83187478
What do you mean, she's happy as can be
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>>83187395
This is the big blue gem, your move-NANI!
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>>83187519
No they really weren't. My god one was a camp gay dude and the others were equally made. I mean if anything this just proves the gems are gender less but yeah so much for the matriarchy
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~magic!~
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Steven hospitalized episode when?

Connie get seriously hurt and the consequences of full disclosure biting Steven in the back when?
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>>83187538
>>83187556
THIS MUST BE TEH WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!
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How strong is Steven?
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>all this bait-taking itt
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>>83187316
>she's sexually obsessed with Lapis
>Lapis has ice powers
Do the math.
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>>83187574
There's figuratively an episode where they visit a hospital.
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>>83187572
I wanna see the magic trick, faggot.
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To help combat all this shitposting I'm gonna post some covers and other art by people more talented than me
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>>83187200
Steven would only play retro games.
Garnet would play DDR or any dance game
Amethyst would play fighting games
Pearl would play nidhogg and chivalry.
Peridot would play RTS games and games with good crafting systems.
Lapis would play horror games.
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>>83187572
YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
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>>83187558
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>>83187597
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>>83187160
Pretty good.
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>>83187586
Stronger than Peridot.
Peridot can lift an old 40" TV over her head without much trouble.
So pretty strong.
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>>83187618
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Reminder.

Genuinely. It's in 2:30 hours. If you're watching again. I am.
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>>83187590
I want either Steven and Connie hospitalized and all the people they love around them to feel emotionally in pain. It wont happen will it?
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>>83187637
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>>83187274
I don't like the blue gem.
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>>83187159
Zuke we love you.
we also know you need this god damn over-the-clock constant reaffirmation of our love.
so just you know we love you
not in a creepy sexual way.
this is so awkward.
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>>83187367
>I derailed a thread with one post
I feel good right now.
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>>83187133
love
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Can symbiotes bond with gems?
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>>83187660
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>>83187671
You came out with new fresh bait, never seen before. You did it, the real shitposting mastermind.
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>>83187485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQpaxSjrfs
no. bad anon.
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>>83187671
Congratulations. Whats the next part of your plan?
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>>83187213
No. I'm not ashamed to cry at a tv show, but it hasn't happened with SU yet.
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post forbidden images
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>>83187705
>>83187722
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>>83187133
Doin God's work son, tell you what, making me might proud.
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>>83187722
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>>83187722
>>83187742
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>>83187451
Why were the Rubies so uncomfortable with the flirting? Ruby being a human fucker?
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>>83187722
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>>83187637
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>>83187719
Crashing this ship with no survivors.
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Are there any gem GLs?
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>>83187213
Nein
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>>83187780
>Ruby being a human fucker

Absolutely. Just look at these faces
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>>83187772
SAUCE ME FAMILY
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>>83187722
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>>83187801
Who is this cutie?
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Wait how can they be gay if they're same-sex by default?
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Does YD's tail sway like a cedar?
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>>83187722
>forbidden
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>>83187485
This is perfect bait because there are really people who believe this.
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>>83187801
Well the gems bodies are hard light constructions. So I guess all of them are
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>>83187846
That's what gay means you fucktard
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>>83187846
It's still gay in the societal sense since HW clearly doesn't endorse personal relationships between gems, instead seeing them as only pieces of the imperialistic machine.
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>>83187780
Honestly? No idea. Maybe they're just dumb and don't understand it.
>>83187784
Finally, somebody gets it
>>83187826
>>83187772
Part 1 - pastebin.com/FeZuru4z
Part 2 - pastebin.com/4cZFKekY
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>>83187637
Anyone up to make that drawing of Greg and Steven being disguised for a pseudo-halloween party, Greg being a Facehugger and Steven a chest Burster?
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Why does an elephant live with the Crystal Gems?
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>>83187099
Did you guys know that sun hat Lapis?
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>>83187830
oh nice, they were paired in a few hours after Peridot's episode aired.
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>>83187846
HOMOsexual.

I would go with monosexual but it doesn't fit well
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WHOSE READY TO PLAY SOME BOARD GAMES?
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>>83187133
you are doing god work son
keep going
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Rose was evil, EVIL!!!
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Fresh off the presses
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>>83187904
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I want to give Pearl a creampie
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>>83187919
Awww croiky
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>>83187914
That's rude, she has a name, it's Amethyst
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>>83187914
i didn't know your mother was in the show
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>>83187942
Why does it ALWAYS have to be monopoly? I fucking hate monopoly.
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>>83187451
Cute lil gay dudes
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>>83187942
There's spoilers in this, god damn I see at least 2
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>>83187305
I got serious goose bumps from the extended intro, not going to lie. Especially during the "I will fight" part with Steven
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>>83187597
>>83187618
>>83187637
>>83187660
quite a while ago ive had people do some covers for my stories, its weird to have people take such an interest in fanfiction.
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>>83187933
Reminder that it was /sug/ that first saw Peridot and decided to ship her with Lapis, not Tumblr or anyone else

2015-era Lapidot is such a relic
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>>83187959
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>>83187978
Savage.
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Crossover when?
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>>83187213
Might be, yes, rose scabbard and space race, I have a weakness for sad pearl and I am normally a lapiz faq
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>>83187903
I just don't understand why people try to draw parallels to human homosexuality, as it seems like a whole different phenomenon to me
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>>83187963
She does like pie.
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if you married futa peri and you found out she had a donut foodplay fetish, what would you do
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>>83187919
pretty hot senpai, but it would be with jasper, and if jasper had a dick.
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>>83187994
You're still around? That's good; somebody needs to write for these people.
>>83187959
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>>83187451
Fab ruby > Punished Ruby > Nuby > CG Ruby > Commander Ruby > Aggressive Ruby
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>>83187982
Why? Did you ever finish a game?
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>>83187996
It's hard to attribute stuff to anonymous posts, but i'm glad there were artists on tumblr that kept the crackship alive and strong until we finally got real interaction between the two.
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When will Connie Hulk Out?
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>>83188048
>CG Ruby less than any other Ruby
Harumph
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>>83187213
almost
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>>83188040
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So, just finished this at, like, two-thirty in the morning. I don't ship Opal x Geddy Lee mostly because he's married and has children, this is just Opal fangirling out a bit/lot.

Still tinkering on the thing of Buff!Rose Quartz and Jasper in a wrestling arena. Taking awhile mostly because I decided to base it off of one of the Wrestlemania events, so there's a retarded amount of detail involved.
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>>83187274
No, This is Bob.
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>>83188091
Connie is not for stronk, she specs into dex
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>>83188083
I was around for a good chunk of it and honestly it was just fun shitposting, no-one took it seriously. And now they're canonically interacting and being really cute, so it's all just a funny coincidence I suppose.
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>>83187996
>not Tumblr or anyone else
How do you know? I'm sure the same obvious idea of the two cute "other" gems making out could occur in different places, there could've been anyone out there in the world drawing lapidot after they saw the ep, and we have no idea. Maybe the anon who suggested the draw was an anon from tumblr! Maybe they got the idea from there!! We just don't know.
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>>83188040
no, most of the people in this thread are insufferable newfags that memespout about peridot: the living meme
they dont deserve custom stories.
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>>83188048
Nuby>the rest
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If YD was willing to send a ship to rescue Peridot even after admitting she crashed the ship like a defective retard, then she definitely isn't looking for Jasper to punish her. YD wants this higher ranking war vet back.

I wonder if Jasper will want revenge on "Rose Quartz" (and now Garnet too) so badly, she'll elect to stay on earth even if it's against orders.
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>>83187942
>no lapis or Jasper money
>the two eternally-fucking lesbian midgets get a spot

OI
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>>83188018
NO! YOU FUCKHEAD SHE LIKES Payy
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>>83188124
>Opal x Geddy Lee
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>>83188129
Don't tell anyone you leveled that up, you fucking faggot.
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What would she think of Steven?
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>>83188124
NICE
I still can't color my work
>>83188120
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>>83188010
because the show was clearly made with the parallel in mind
they be lookin and soundin like girls mackin on others that look and sound like girls with the "haha aliums" loopwhole slapped on
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>>83187522
>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>we should make this a copypasta
>we should make this a copypasta
ya know we really oughta turn this into a copy pasta
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Peridot learns about snow when?

Lapis makes Steven a snowman with her powers.
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>>83188008
this one's better honestly.
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>>83188136
Anon I would agree with you if the picture wasn't literally made 2 hours after the episode aired
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>>83188095
>>83188140
>All this shit taste
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>>83187801
siniestro corps maybe, but green lanter never
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>>83188176
gtfo giantdad
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>>83187421
As rad as can be
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>>83188184
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Just curious, who didn't watch Barn Mates and the other episodes released early in France here?
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>>83188184
That's alright, you don't need to take your work seriously for it to be fun and endearing.
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I'm all about the lapidot but this is a good point:
>all of peridot’s “apologies” have been self-centered; she’s more concerned with wanting lapis to like her
You could see in the tape recorder scene that it was Peridot's suggestion that they're the same that pisses her off the most, saying she understands, when she really doesn't. Peridot has no idea how Lapis really feels, and she's not really trying to get it. She's just like, "it's in the past bro" and just cares about what Lapis thinks of HER. The whole reason Lapis was getting progressively more pissed throughout the day was because Peridot's apologies were shallow like that.

Like yeah, she was trying her hardest partly out of a genuine desire to be friends with her, and to have someone she can relate to about being stuck on earth, but what really got her was Lapis not understanding who she is now. That steamed her.

Peridot is bad at understanding emotions and lives in the future and Lapis is bad at understanding logic and lives in the past. This is why I think a fusion between them could be potentially interesting, in the same way Ruby and Sapphire are opposites

tl;dr they don't understand each other and they got a long way to go and I really hope the show doesn't skip to them being friends without showing a lot more development

>>83187309
she thinks that based on logic lel, and didn't like the canon pairing because emotions confuse and infuriate her
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>>83187213
Got close at Lion 3.
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>>83188048
What?
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>>83188231
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Rate my pearl.
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>>83188166
Told you I don't ship it.
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>>83187704
no, no they can not
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Who would look good in this?
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>>83187485
They were girls. I've coached a bunch of little girls before. There were girls like that.
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>>83188203
2 hours is enough time, my point still stands, there could have been anyone anywhere thinking and posting about this 2 minutes after it aired
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>he doesn't ship peridonut
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>>83188272
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>>83187780
how would you react if you saw some guy flirting with a talking animal?
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>>83188227
O C E A N
M A N
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>>83188177
She would spit in his eye and call him a faggit because she's an irredeemable cunt.
I might just request that in the drawthread...
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>>83188280
Just as thin as the one in the show.
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>>83188280
10/10
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Does Priyanka molest Connie?
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>>83188313
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>>83188252
>Peridots cute is blinding
This makes way too much sense.
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>>83187671
I admire your technique.
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>>83188293
Lapis
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>>83188242
here? probably no one. I'll just pretend I didn't and watch it premiere on tv.
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>>83188177
She'd probably approve of the SU fanbase.
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>>83188197
>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>we should make this a copypasta
>ya know we really oughta turn this into a copy pasta
Guys we have got turn this into a copypasta at some point
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>>83188352
No, but she did unknowingly suck Stevonnie off at a gas station once.
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>>83188306
No,I boat Perilapithyst.
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>>83188352
It would explain why Connie is so desperate to find a guy.

But no, I don't think so.
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Is this better than the art of the show?
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>>83188252
>Peridot has no idea how Lapis really feels, and she's not really trying to get it. She's just like, "it's in the past bro" and just cares about what Lapis thinks of HER.

I disagree. Peridot has trouble with empathy, but her entire speech about loneliness at the end proves that she does, to a certain extent, understand how Lapis feels. And she's definitely trying, hence the 'what do you want from me?' line. But you're right in that she still doesn't completely get it, and hopefully they'll get more time to understand each other in the future.
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>>83188352
No, she tries to get her molested by other people
>>83188353
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>>83188293
Jasper
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>>83187671
That's not exactly difficult.
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>>83188280
14/11
Rate mine
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>>83188410
fuck off Jim
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>>83188415
This is Too Far: Lapis Edition
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>>83188388
>>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>ya know we really oughta turn this into a copy pasta
>Guys we have got turn this into a copypasta at some point
I agree on the fact that this should be a copypasta
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>>83188280
We should make this a copy pasta
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Lady of the show,
loves to boast and crow

Oh how happy she makes me go
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>>83188433
WELCOME TO EARTH
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>>83188418
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>>83188202
I typically use this
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>>83188410
Hellen? Is that you?
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>>83188458
Sardopal = best fusion ship.
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They fucked
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Rape
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>>83188359
>>83188425
the duality of men
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>>83188501
Fish
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>>83188128
Bob is my husbando
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>>83188500
>>83188501
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>>83187097
Its the ship that makes the most sense after Steven x Connie. Sugar better deliver
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>>83187050
Quick! Assemble the Forbidden One!
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>>83188537
Monkfish is pretty good
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>>83188225
I WANT TO FUCK GWYNDOLIN'S BOYPUSSY
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>>83188500

Greg literally lived out his porn. Man lived the dream
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>>83188128
>someone was autistic enough to make this
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>>83188445
>>>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>ya know we really oughta turn this into a copy pasta
>>Guys we have got turn this into a copypasta at some point
>I agree on the fact that this should be a copypasta
Do we have to talk to moot to make this into a copypasta?
>>
Ya'know, the more I think on it, there more I feel that Pearl (our pearl) was some other gem's and not Rose's.

Like, rose is a high level warrior gem that treated her well, whilst Pearl was just some pretty thing belonging to one of the higher ups, and the choice to leave all that and stay with Rose was the first real choice she ever made. IDK, I just like that over 'was Rose's from the start' theories.

How high up do you think you have to be to qualify for a Pearly anyway? Of course diamonds, but what about a Lapis? Or a Sapphire. Eh, who cares.

At any rate, I really hope we get a episode that actually covers the inciting events of the rebellion, like a flashback seen by Steven through the gem that shows all the awful stuff Rose had to do to win.
>>
Best Opal incoming.
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>>83188500
No they didn't.
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Never forget who those boxers belonged to
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>>83188600
Popal for more Opal
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>>83188367
Why can't we just watch the ones in France, then catch then again in the US. Idk about you guys, but I can watch an episode of a TV series more than once. Twice even. Shame about the commercials though.
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I recall someone wanting more stained glass gems

http://audimonster-does-things.tumblr.com/post/144967487945/water-lovers
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>>83187133
Keep up the good work.
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>>83188582
>no fun allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtW7bShpGUw
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What did he mean by this?
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>>83187893
well, they'd all just be constructs that some member of one of the Lantern Corps made.

But i think thats a pretty cool idea. Like, each one of the Gem's gems has a Lantern Corps ring inside it, and thats where they get all their power. Then, when they poof, they're just recharging
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>>83188587
>>>>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>>we should make this a copypasta
>>>>ya know we really oughta turn this into a copy pasta
>>>Guys we have got turn this into a copypasta at some point
>>I agree on the fact that this should be a copypasta
>Do we have to talk to moot to make this into a copypasta?
No, we must talk to based Hiro about this copypasta.
>>
>>83188628
Greg's uncle?
>>
Is pearl a whitewashed facet of appropriated japanese culture?
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>>83188670
It means he'll have money in the bank in June.
>>
There's a certain portion of Tumblr that's gonna get really mad later on because Peridot trying to make friends with Lapis is 'promoting abuse' so I can't wait
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Can someone draw Opal killing the pope with a necksnap pls?
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So colorful

So beautiful

Farewell until the finale
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>>83188588
hopefully we get more explanations that questions when YD comes to shitstomp the CG in the finale. I think I remember reading an interview when Sucrose said she's working on another Pearl arc and also flashback where we see Rose and her motivation for defecting from HW and forming the CG
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>>83188699
No she's just a flimsy fag obsessed with knights, samurai, and other sword users throughout human history
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>>83188715
She would only do that if it was Benedict. Fuck that guy.
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>>83188699
>implying Pearl is white

Pearl is coded Filipino you fucking racist
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>>83188670
>faking tweets
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>>83188699
>>83188742
Literally forgot my pic rn I'm so embarassed
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>>83188639
Not the requesting anon, but nice! Looks like something that could actually be made into stained glass, even if Pearl has some serious bendy legs.
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>>83188670

It means the Based Swiss Man is winning.
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>>83187942
>No Jungle bucks
What's even the point of this shit?
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>>83188637
then it's good that SU episodes are 11 minutes so they don't have that awkward commercial break transition that half hour shows need to work with.
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>>83188754
I thought she was Italian, to be honest. Just look at that nose, dadgum.
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>>83188707
Every single ship is abusive if you think about it
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>>83188702
He really thinks he could win against WWE champion John Cena in the money in the bank match in this June's wrestle mania!
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>>83188582
I wish I was artistic enough to make that
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>>83188758
ya blew it
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My wife.
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>>83188742
Aside from that, I don't think there is anything else Pearl likes about humanity.
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>>83188720
We'll see them again in Too Short to Ride
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>>83188432
oyster shit/10
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>>83188757
He deletes stuff all the time. Got a cap of it in my notifications at least
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>>83188670
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>>83188827
Get my fucking wife out of that you fucking psychopath.
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>>83188415
that's the thing though, loneliness isn't really the big theme of lapis' issue. peridot's doing great in trying to empathize like that, but she's doing it by reflecting on her own experiences, and assuming lapis feels the same way. focusing on their similarity, being two stranded homeworld renagades, instead of thinking about lapis' unique and terrible experiences. of being used by everybody and being trapped for thousands of years, and why what she did (more using) was so bad for lapis. she needs to apologize for her past actions straight up, instead of brushing it off by saying she's not like that now, and try to understand where lapis' feelings are really coming from and not treat the past like it doesn't matter
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>>83188746
>>83188746
No

Fuck you
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>>83188500
probably. people does weird stuff out of grief
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>>83188867
>tfw Opal will never fuck you

Why even live?
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>>83188803
If trying to earn someone's forgiveness by being genuinely nice to them after doing a bad thing to them in the past is 'abusive' then a good chunk of relationships even in the real world are also apparently abusive and shouldn't happen

It's basically just bitter Amedot shippers anyway, I don't know why they're trying to avoid admitting it. At least their tears are delicious
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>>83188699
Gems are aliens, they don't have earth nationalities.
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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
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>>83188799
I'm very sensible about my nose size anon, don't make fun of that.

And I'm just half-italian.
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>>83188846
>not posting the url so we can check the Wayback Machine or google cache
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>>83188835
>Too Short To Ride

Who fuses with who in order to enter Funland?
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>>83188864
You have to admit though that Peridot tried that with the letter, though she's too autistic to realize why her apology was shit.
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>>83188582
>producing content is so autistic guys, they should stop producing content
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>>83188859
That's MY wife you piece of shit.
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>>83188898
You have to pity them a little bit ever since the crew didn't follow up on the single biggest shiptease in the series

I meant abusive by tumblr standards
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>>83188313
Does BG stand for Big Guy?
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>>83188890
Benedict was a good guy
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>>83187942
Shoulda made garnet the 20, cuz of the Jackson/Tubman thing.

Also, Pearl as the 1 dollar seems about right. [spoilers]worst gem where she deserves to be[/spoilers]
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>>83188842
Do you think pearls from SU are oyster boogers and other gems bully them for that? Peridot doesn't acknowledge Pearl as a real gem.
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Since when were humans gigantic and had four arms?
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>>83188914
That's not an anon! Don't call him an anon!
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>>83188918
lel
I use the app, no URLs involved
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>>83188827
she looks terrified
she doesn't want to be your wife,anon
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How come no one ever posts the best ship?
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>>83188799
she is argentinian. Look at that whiteness and that nose, boludo.
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>>83188707
I was browsing the "ship hate" tag on tumblr last night it's quite the trip
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>>83188985
I'll call him anon if I want to.

Having a trip won't stop me.
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>>83188977
>all my friends are here
>And Pearl
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>>83188981
pearls are organic, so they may be like robots for them. if that's the case no surprise they treat them that way
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>>83187942
I remember someone pointing out the Beta Kindergarten and the Giant Wailing Stone. Was anything else found?
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>>83188984
I actually didn't read the report. But I guess some of them are like that. There's one right here.
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>>83189013
Putos panchitos
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>>83189021
Jaspis gets it the worst

Even though Crewniverse has drawn tons of it
And hung it up all over their office walls
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>>83188977
The worst part is that I know what is referencing.
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>>83188914
Sorry. I have a grandfather who's Sicilian, and he doesn't mind everyone making jokes about it, as long as they don't call him a wop.

To be honest, I like Mediterranean ladies, especially Italians and Greeks (I always depict a Human!Opal as a Greek gel). Women with large, crooked noses are strangely attractive to me.
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>>83189003
What are you talking about? Of course she does, just look at her.
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>>83188827
shit-tier wife
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>>83188864
You're right. Peridot can only empathise if it's something she experienced herself, and she's almost projecting onto Lapis. Barn Mates is an interesting episode because the episode vividly displays the biggest flaws of both Lapis and Peridot. In regards to Peridot, she's trying to learn to care about others, and genuinely does care about Lapis, but has no idea how to do it. You're right in that she hasn't yet apologised properly, but she has at least shown that she is redeemable, which is arguably as necessary, if not moreso than an apology - showing that she's not going to hurt Lapis and that she cares.
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>>83188033
i'm mad that this is a meme
why can't i get my fetishes to be memes
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>>83188967
I'm a lapidotfag but I still think they're also gonna follow up on amedot and I wouldn't have it any other way

>>83188926
steven and connie fuse, lapis and/or amethyst gets peri's enhancers
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>>83189002
>no URLs involved
Firstly, you seem to not know what URLs actually are. Secondly, you can get the URL from there.
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>>83188200
Soon! The seasons were changing during Same Old World
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>>83189083

What is the real source?

Some LOL comic from the /v/ threads?
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>>83189096
I'm glad your wife is dead you son of a bitch.
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>>83189085
I was just kidding.

But

>Siciian
Well, atleast he isn't from Napoli.
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>>83189083
>>83189145
i would like to know this as well
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>>83189096
>tfw no bara wife
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>>83188967
I don't know why people are so blind to best ship.
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>>83189096
Are those roses? Jasper would be pissed at you.
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>>83187742
LEAVE HER ALONE
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>>83189090
anon,look at her
she's sad...
you need to free her
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>>83189192
that pic is awful
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Good night /sug/, sleep tight, wake bright.
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>>83188033
Jizz in a donut for her
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>>83189217
Not staying up for Barn Mates?
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https://twitter.com/TeenChoiceFOX/status/735251561035730944
>these comments
wtf is Miraculous ladybug?
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>>83189217
night anon, don't die in your sleep
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>>83189096
>>83189192
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>>83189210
you're awful
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>>83188819
I'm just gonna fucking end it bro
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>>83187097

Bolin and Lapis?
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>>83189217
Goodnight Foreigner
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>>83189085
>women with crooked noses
The Jews.
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>>83189204
No

Connie is fucking shit.
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>>83189131
That's like 3 whole extra taps
But I'll try to get into the habit of including it
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>>83188580
why can't i do this?
why can't goblins/gnomes/yordles be real so i could snag and fuck one?
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>>83189230
shitty french sailor moon/kamen rider

people only watch it for catboy
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>>83189250
I don't know who that is, but no, it's StevenxLapis.
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>>83189261
Nailed it.
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>>83188670
This is a really suspicious tweet for someone with a DB Cooper icon to make
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>>83189153
DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT
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>>83189265
I appreciate it. Really. It's too easy to fake tweets and the crew deletes them so much.
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>>83189241
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>>83189145
>>83189189

It's an mlp parody reference
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>>83189274
Because life is shit.
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>>83188904
Lady of the legs, frying me some eggs

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier at Greg's
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>>83189320
lobster hands
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>>83187213
Yep. It was to my favorite episode, So Many Birthdays. It was the first episode to make me actually laugh too. What made me cry though was that the episode had to do with Steven getting older and forgetting the gems and the gems crying over Steven and seeing how they coped with the situation. Knowing someone in my life that had Alzheimers and now someone else I know developing it was the reason it invoked an emotional response from me. Forgetting yourself and others, or others forgetting about you, becoming lost to the passage of time is all very sad and scary to me.
That episode is one of the reasons I enjoy Steven Universe so much.
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>>83189300
Maybe I do.
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>>83189145
>>83189189
Look up 'german mlp comic'.
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where the FUCK is rubys gem
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>>83189274
Spend months living inside your fantasy world then OD on drugs?
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>>83189369
kek'd
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>>83189229
Nay have to get up at 4 to be a productive German.
>>83189240
Don't intend to, thanks.
>>83189252
Nacht Ausländer!
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>>83189263
You don't mean that
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>>83189399
in too deep
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>>83187213
The test
Rose's Scabbard
Lion 3: Straight to video
So Many Birthdays
An Indirect Kiss
Almost at: Full Disclosure and Sworn to the Sword

i know im a fag
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>>83187942
>lapis isn't on go to jail
>a fucking major spoiler is a game piece
>no jungle bucks
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>>83189369
>all zebras look the same
Excellent
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>>83189369
Delete your post before you get banned mate
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>>83189372
I don't think Greg will be able to get over Rose like that but I like the idea of Lapis acting like this around some average guy for projection purposes
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>>83188313
ITTY BITTY BOATS
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>>83189242
I'm not. the guy who drew that shit is
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>>83189424
>Connie ever smoking weed
nigga get that little suburban fuck outta here
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>>83187160
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>>83189399
They were too busy adding memes and forgot
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>>83188904
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she wants the d
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Everyone loves "Bqrn MqTes", Starring Micheal J. Fox as Peridot, and Lindsey Lohan as Lapis. They join up and save the world in a barn and maybe make a little love.

When a green rock named Peridot discovers her Barn has been 'barned' with all sorts of weird creatures by the scheming Yellow Diamond, Peridot sets out with a very loud Steven by his side to 'persuade' Yellow Diamond to give Peridot her barn back. Instead, a deal is made. Yellow Diamond, who wants to become the Queen, sends Peridot to rescue Princess Lapis, who is awaiting her true love in a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon. But once they head back with Lapis, it starts to become apparent that not only does Peridot, an ugly rock, begin to fall in love with the lovely princess, but Lapis is also hiding a huge secret.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_wAnNZGjDQ
Thoughts?
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>>83188293
anyone but steven
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Post redemption.
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>>83189409
Emergence?
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>>83188977
I love how Sapphire and Garnet are both there
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>>83189491
whats the huge secret, spoil it for me
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>>83189371
come at me,m8
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Crescent fresh OC /sug/. U like?
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>>83189300
I saved this image and also named it important, because it is important to me too.
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>>83189500
It's some poop on youtube.
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>>83189431
Guys

Gem onaholes when
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>>83189372
>everyone moves in with Greg for various reasons
>SU becomes a harem anime centered around Greg and the various gem waifus who now live with him as Greg tries to remain faithful to his dead waifu
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>>83189399
W H A T W E R E A L L Y A R E
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>>83189490
Would lapis shape shift into a lapis with a vagoo for steven?
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>>83189591
Lapis doesn't know what a vagina is.
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>>83188977
I will infiltrate them, all garnets look the same!
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>Lapis poses like this all the time for no reason
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>>83189621
No, but she has a friend who does
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>>83189484
I didn't notice it in the episode and I'm a grown ass man so I'm sure the kids won't catch it.
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>>83189642
>Amethyst
>a friend
Let's not jump to conclusions, mate
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>>83189527
>>>83188904
gaydemption
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>>83188904
Whore of the sea, so cum happy

For the right price she'll even drink pee
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>>83189566
i-im sorry?
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>>83189500
I love this one.
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>>83189642
I want the CG to make an effort to make Lapis happy, Peridot will be the next gem other than Steven to do so, but the CG and Lapis need much needed bonding.
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I'd slap a star patch on peri's ass
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>>83189566
As long as they are made of actual gems.
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>>83189681
Bad meter.
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Can somebody tell me the gem on the rights backstory? (or if it's an OG)
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>>83189551
nice
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>>83189566
just shove your dick in a hole on the ground or grind it against broken glass
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>>83189472
you think every kid in the suburbs and they're parents aren't smoking than you're crazy

you also think some rich senators son wouldn't smoke because his mouth is blocked up by a silver spoon well

IT AINT ME

IT AINT ME

THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG
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>>83189735
I wonder if shes bitter towards pearl
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>>83189687
You heard the question.

Gem onaholes when.
>>
Where is the Jasper I assigned you, /sug/?
>>
>>83187742
I'd have a boner if she had all of her teeth and her eyes were rolled up a little.
>>83189472
She is someone with an overbearing parent. I predict her teens will be filled with rebellion.
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>>83187050
Explain this memery please.
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>>83189758
His name is woolie and he is part of a group of super best friends
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What was her name again?
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>>83189802
Zuke boards her too tall, Lamar boards her too short.
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>>83189758
That's Lapis. For backstory check >>83188904
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>>83189778
when we start crowdfunding them
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>>83189758
That's Lapis Lazuli, she came to visit the Earth during the rebellion, but when HW mistook her for a Crystal Gem, she was interrogated and trapped in a mirror. Hope this helps, anon!
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>no episode where greg starts dating again and pearl gets jealous and tries to use steven to break them up, which fails miserably.
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>>83189819
THE ASIAN
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>>83189758
You just saw her backstory though
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>>83189819
What the fuck is that thing, a goblin?
>>
>>83189802
>That tiny peridot
LIVING. BREATHING. ONAHOLE
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>>83189802
Someone drew lapis too small
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>>83189819
That Mongolian
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>>83189828
>too tall
Zuke's boards are correct.
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I wonder if Peridot and Lapis will permenantly live in the barn or eventually move in the temple.

I'm expecting to stay in the barn but at least they should renovate the place, the location is nice and all but a barn? For high profile characters, its kind of shitty.
>>
>>83189852
They can't just kill half the town like that
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>>83189819
JoJo's Bizarre Proportions.
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>>83189783
Toothless blowjobs are the best though.
>>
>>83189642
Was that log date cut scene where Peridot learn about eating and pooping legit? Are they going to move it to another episode?
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>>83189758
>Goes to earth to do sightseeing or something, gets caught in the middle of a war
>Bismuth punches her into oblivion
>Then they put her gem in the mirror to interrogate her because they think she is a revel
>Some fucker steps on her and cracks her
>5000 years staring at the sky
>Pearl finds her and keeps her
>Gives her to dumb fat kid
>Dumb kid is OP as hell and heals her
>She fucks off to her planet (which needed her)
>Only to be imprisoned and interrogated again, lol
>Back to earth
>Rape-imprisones some buff fag to protect fat kid
>Now she can't go back to her home
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>>83189758

Stupid me, I mean the gem on the left
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>>83189878
UNABLE TO FAKE OUT LAUREN
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>>83187099
This episode might work
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>>83189922
It was legit. I hope they're moving it to another episode, but it'll probably just get cut.

I suspect it was 2lewd4CN
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>>83189896
Jasper will burn the barn down
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>>83189802
Lamar's proportions are wonky as hell but they're cute

CUTE
U
T
E
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>>83189819
Wimp Lo
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>>83189819
>>83189855
>meme rudeness
This is why Zuke will never love you.
inb4 someone thinks I'm calling Hellen Zuke.
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>>83189808
IS IT THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS?
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>>83189882
Zuke boards Peridot and Lapis closer in height than they should be.
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>>83189997
We're not stupid.
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>>83189964
>implying
They'll leave it up so they get benched forever and the lazy writers don't have to do anything about them
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>>83189949
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>>83189983
I'd like his Lapis if she wasn't 3 times Steven's size
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>>83190023
No, but some of you are.
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>>83190015
everyone else boards her too short.

>>83190047
top pomp.
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>>83190015
Seems like the only thing wrong here is that Ame is too short
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>>83189819
Goddamn, she had the face of a fucking troll doll.
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>>83190015
That's because she's a fucking shipperfag who wants them together
>>
>>83190015
I actually like them to be closer in height and I'm not even a Lapidot shipper
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>>83189914
I would prefer an un-mutilated Connie, all the same.
>>
This is super cute.
>>
MA-YOR DEW-EY
>>
>>83189959
True. I was hoping they were holding out on the scene so they can add lapis and maybe Jasper. But with the episodes they're currently making it's too late for them to put it in unless they already did so in season 3.
>>
>>83188176
OnlyAfro is a treasure
>>83188315
Give him a thumbs up
If it can talk its good to fuck
>>83188926
Steven/Connie obviously, Steven isn't allowed into Funland
I'm hoping for Peridot/Amethyst but would be willing to accept Lapis finding the limb enhancers
>>
So barn mates really the last episode they are releasing?

Well back to hiatus.

And back to /trash/ with you.
>>
>>83189949
>>83190044
What show is that meant to be a su version of?
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>>83190090
They're duper cute.
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>>83190015
Her twisted shipper ways are changing the very fabric of this show
>>
>>83190085
Come on man.

Don't you wanna feel how she tries to bite your cock while crying?
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>>83190125
HtD next week, Summer of Steven sometime mid-June, likely the 13th
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>>83190125
Hit the diamond is still coming retard.
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>>83190047
what shit hair
>>
>>83190090
Purple cuck to the left
>>
>>83190125
Nope, there's another episode on June 2nd. After that, Summer of Steven starts. You're stuck with us anon, get used to it.
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>>83190125
no you dumb faggot, theyre releasing hit the diamond next week and steven floats the week after, and then we have the summer of steven starting soon after that
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>>83190125
Welcome to /sug/ newfag
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>>83190044
Dat Pearlizorg
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>>83190157
dumb faggot
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>>83190130
super duper cute
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>>83190185
Actually, they're not releasing Steven Floats on June 7th. We weren't even supposed to get that episode until Summer of Steven, France is just based on gave it to us anyway
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>>83190123
>"If it can talk its good to fuck"
make sure it's of age.
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Hows about this for a compromise?
>>
>>83190185
Steven Floats hasn't got an official US release yet, but it seems that Spain are airing it a few days after hit the diamond aires so its safe to assume summer of steven is in June
>>
>>83189819

>>83189855
>>83189870
>>83190065
why don't you show a picture of your face
>>
>>83190129
Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger
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So is Summer of Steven just gonna be chill human episodes?
I'd be okay with that
>>
>>83190214
fuck, I meant June 9th
>>
>>83190243
Is...is she not Asian?
>>
>>83190214
oh shit really? based frogs

god damn i hope america finally goes back to being ahead of the schedule
>>
hw gems are undeniably the trolls of SU
>>
I miss Mayor Dewey, hopefully he'll show up in the new episodes.
>>
>>83190257
It'll probably be mixed, just no world-ending plot stuff.

>spoiler text
Me too.
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>>83190309
they are the best characters on the show, even jasper
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Would you fug Yellow Pearl
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>>83190311
He's gonna launch a pogrom on Lapis and Peri, part of his re-election campaign
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>>83190257
well there's around 6-8 human episodes at least, and we have 3 months of episodes, probably in the final month we'll have heavy gem episodes and know what the deal is with the beta kindgarden in the desert, and the giant whaling stone in the snow.

The monopoly board wont release before the episodes come out right?
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this is disturbing

Chunks of her lifeforce are falling out of her face, she is DYING
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>>83190311
He'll be back, don't you worry.
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>>83189491

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE JEWELER'S GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST CLOD IN THE SHED
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>>83190235
that's exactly what I was thinking
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>>83187140
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>>83190257
I'm gonna kill myself
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>>83190344
I hope Lapis and Mayor Dewey interact again after the fart noise shenanigans.

What if Lapis tries to rival him to gain the title of mayor?
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>>83190346
It gets released July 30th, I bet we should see those episodes before then, official merch wont spoil that much.
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>>83190235
master race
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>>83187309
>>
calling it that the giant wailing stone will be transmitting messages from new HWGs
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>>83190257
http://ben-levin.tumblr.com/post/115369126820/would-it-be-reasonable-to-assume-that-season-2-is

It's 19 episodes

Take note that Steven Floats is episode 84
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>>83190343
She and Steven are the ONLY Gems I wouldn't.
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>>83190371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGTNbiUXmRc
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>>83190349
D E A D
G E M
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>>83190392
>giant wailing stone

Who?
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>>83190349
>lapis fucking stealing her shards while she's not looking
It's like scooping up JFK's brains in that family guy skit
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>>83190397
5/6 episodes a month, I'd be happy with that.
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>>83190426
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>>83190349
Why can't Lapis just heal her with waterbending?
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>>83189746
I've really fallen for Peridot lately (not in that way, waifu trash). Something about her having the moral fibre to go against her entire society and everything she was taught in the name of what's right, yet still being a complete and utter dweeb in every way.

Also, looking forward to the hinted-at eventuality of her dressing up in human clothes, it will be fucking adorable.
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>>83190349
She deserves it though
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>>83190449
what the hell is that from?
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>>83190311
Dewey's busy. He's producing the 11th season of Mystery Science Theater.
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>>83190453
She's a extremely impressionable young baby gem

I'm not impressed
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>>83190276
She looks like your typical fat Mexican lady.
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>>83190349
>gem on your face
>your weapon forces you to slam your face into your enemies
what a dumbass
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>>83190349
Good. She deserves it for poofing garnet and punching Steven.
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>>83190417
Why?

Scared of what YD would do if she found out?
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>>83190392
the rubies are going to think fusion is a legitimate tactic and start fusing too.

oh jeez.
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>>83187306
Yes.
He fucked it hard.
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>>83190478
Dunno, and not that anon, but it's also on some of the official merch so it's legit.
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>>83190349
>Lapis: oh mmm orange gushers my fave, don't mind if I do
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>>83190478
You can see it on the monopoly too, look around and you'll spot it. >>83187942
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>>83190349
NOBODY likes Jasper, NOBODY
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>>83190453
Agreed.

>complete and utter dweeb in every way
That fucking double trip.
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>>83190554
fuck you
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>>83190511
You mean heterofusion, right?
You degenerate.
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>>83190482
Nah, she had a load of character-building episodes prior to finally turning, if you think she's gonna err back towards Homeworld you're crazy.
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>>83190235
yes Yes YES!
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>>83190500
>not using a helmet to protect yourself
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>>83190397
>We’ve also divided the seasons into shapes
>Parallelogram, Irregular Decagon, Equilateral Triangle
Ahaha what the fuck

That's kinda cute
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>>83190478
Some guy visited the CN offices and took a picture which included those two backgrounds along with a few we've already seen in the show
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Just saw the French episodes. Bitch Lapis is really good. I didn't like Lapis because she was a non-character and I'll admit the stupid Lapisfags made me reject her, but I'm really liking her now.
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>>83190528
I knew lapis was a cannibal, she definitely was the one who wanted to eat the watermelon Stevens
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I'm dumb when does the new episode come out?
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>>83190633
But she's always been like this.
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>>83190651
DELETE THS
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>>83190651
It should be the other way around, Jasper was made into the bitch
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>>83190503
The smug face and voice annoy me.

I'd totally risk it with Yellow Diamond to have sex with her though.
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>>83190651
>>>/trash/
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>>83189983
>>83190047
It actually makes more sense for her to be that tall so Steven can ride on her back.
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>>83190667
She hasn't really had the chance to act in a normal situation.
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>>83190651
this may be lewd.
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>>83190633
I'm glad she turned out to be as much of a bitch as all the fanart made her out to be when she hardly had any screentime
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>>83190226
nobody is gonna tell me what can't and can i fuck
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>>83190645
There are currently two episodes out ahead of the US schedule, Hit the Diamond and Steven Float (I think Barn Mates came out today in the states). They're all available online. Episodes past Steven Floats haven't been scheduled yet.
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>>83190645
Have you seen Barn Mates, Hit the Diamond, and Steven Floats? France released them early. Look in the OP.
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>>83190651
>Posting porn a blue board
MODS
O
D
S
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Anyone find Steven especially annoying as fuck this episode? His voice is really grating when he's being le funny steven, it was just as annoying in Sadies song. This whole episode was annoying actually, SU should never try to be funny, it's best if its organic.
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>>83190736
Yes I've already watched those. Damn. I really want my steven fix, that little kid makes me push forward when I hit my limits.
Well, him and Peridot.
>>83190757
Yeah, I've watched them 4 days ago.
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cuck off
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>>83190714
True, and I was one of the ones defending her before as always being shown in high-stress situations, but now it's become clear that she is in fact just as much of a bitch on her down time.

I still like her, obviously.
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anyone else still watching stream this weekend even though you've already seen it?
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>>83190777
They fuck for leaf
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>>83190651
Sail on, brave soul
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>>83190790
Well that's the only thing we have specific dates for. Summer of Steven is starting in June unless they changed the schedule after In Too Deep.
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>>83190651
here comes the ban hammer
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>>83190781
Which
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Mayor Jewey
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>>83188040
>>83188040
>beach_glass asking where the child of the house is so he can pedophile molest connie and makes the joke that her mother is after him as well. because he doesn't want the mother he wants the sweet 12 year old. get the joke yet?
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>>83190651
>>83190777

MODS
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>>83190781
I kinda felt that way, it wasn't bad but it felt very S1-like, it was kind of jarring.
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Anyone else get SU on demand from their cable? I just noticed that it wasn't there recently. SWI and Gem Drill were the week after they aired, but now nothing's there.
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>>83190861
stop
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>>83190910
>having a TV
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>>83188975
next time just hilight and ctrl+s fors poiler text
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>>83190877
Actually let's keep the second one.
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Is there a stream about? Pony's doesn't seem to be up. I don't want to watch the new episodes in danged french.
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>>83190797
Did you guys liked the ending?
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>>83190528
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>>83190861
Pearl is probably the one that'll help steven with masturbation under the pretext she's doing it for Rose.
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>>83190943
They're in English.
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>>83190861
>>83190777
GET OFF MY BLUE BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>83189567
>Steven has multiple step moms
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>>83190861
Source?
Don't much care for /ss/, but that Pearl is really cute
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>>83190925
Joke's on you. It's my parents'.

I pirate things also. I just wanted to inflate their numbers. I know it's not a Nielsen box, but CN must still consider that data.
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>>83190925
Not everyone is a pirate.
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>>83190596
I think their point isn't that there'a possibility of her turning coat gain, but that it isn't a big deal that steven and the others were able to change her mind
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>>83190943
Based France aired the dub and the original. It's in the OP.
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>>83190987
Pearl may have lost the Rosebowl

But she is gonna win the Gregbowl
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>>83190974
>>83191030
ty
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>>83190943
Pony stream is working, it's just not until 45 minutes.
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>>83190777
What is Jasper doing?
>>
France SU has had minor censorship before. It's not as bad as the UK, but it's happened. I hope someone's going to post the US broadcast so we can compare.
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>>83190777
>>83190877
triple seven is surprisingly work safe and in accord with rules
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>>83191043
>Thinking either will get over Rose, much less get together with a transient human
Even Stevepearl is more likely.
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>>83191089
Do you really think they wouldn't cut the scene of Ruby fingering sapphire under the bleachers?
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>>83191102
i can see NIPPLE
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>>83191089
Oh right, this cuck http://madridista-4-life.tumblr.com/ is gonna upload the U.S versions soon.
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>>83191089
us commander goes topless
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>>83191142
it's just some jam
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>>83191102
WAIT.
THERE IS A NIPPLE THERE
oh well, 777 is ban too
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>>83191154
Frogs weren't ready for the Ruby boobies
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>>83191149
>cuck
You misspelled "god amongst men".
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>>83191142
yeah, that somehow slip thru me in the first time
now we have too burn the whole thread, a shame
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>>83191169
That's not a nipple, that's one of Jasper's red markings
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>>83190861
she win, now she get a little rose who she can manimulate, i like the idea, is so fucked up
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>>83191194
Nah, out of all the people uploading the France version he was the few who outright said they weren't going to.
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>SU has recently been shown to bring in the most viewers out of all the series on CN currently


It's safe to assume that it would be totally possible for CN to cash out on a follow up series, once it ends (within the next century, hopefully).

What would you guys want to see?

teen/young adult Steven. Edgier series, but not too edgy, taking advantage of the TV-PG a bit more. More space travel. Protagonists (s) from original series dying.
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>>83191089
didn't look like anything was cut or altered in the French version

It won't hurt to double check but I doubt we will find anything, if censorship happened Hit the Diamond seems the most likely episode also
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>>83191211
sorry son, next tipe cover that shameless female nipple with a huge black censor strip
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>>83191223
fuck you, so he didn't upload one leak

that man is based always uploads every week and pretty quickly after the episodes air too
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guys, stop posting porn, Zuke lurks here and she is not mentally ready to see smut.
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>>83191307
bitch have you seen her notebook
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>>83191227
don't be stupid, it will be a chibified comedy show about a Peridot, a Ruby and a Pearl, none of which are ours, trying to live together while comedy ensues

all done in the style of your favorite show TTGO
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>>83191277
If he isn't gonna be like the rest and upload OFFICIAL off country releases then he ain't good enough.

Just kidding he is pretty cool just that one instance he was a pretty useless cunt
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>>83191307
I want a loli jasper!
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>>83191307
>implying she doesn't draw a ton of it herself anonymously

Have you seen the way she draws characters?
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>>83191334
I am asking what you would want to see, not what would be the most probable for them to do.
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>>83191223
Why would you want that? You're either faulting them for not uploading someone else's rip, which you can easily find on your own. Or you're saying they should have made their own rip, which is dumb they're in the US and they'd have to get it from some compressed stream. Plus someone else had already said they'd upload a quality rip.
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>>83191307
Post non Lapidot ships to trigger the lurking Zuke
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>>83191307
She wanted lapis to impale her with an icicle of piss

She's far from innocent
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>>83191227
Sugar said she already has an ending for Steven Universe. I doubt she would beat a dead horse. CN will toss money toward her next project with no questions ask.
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>>83191372
Someone doesn't know who boarded Too Far.
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>>83191365
More then one person upload rips of the episodes.
Unless he was hella late i don't see why he wouldn't attempt to get these early episodes either.

But i doubt he had access to english audio tracks anyway so it makes sense why he would fuck up this once
>>
Any stream for today's ep? I know it already aired but still
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>>83191378
Lapis doesnt have ice powers
>>
why was the baseball episode called "Hit the Diamond" and not "Space Gem?"
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>>83191445
Hilary boarded the ship scene tho
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>>83187097
that's a cute drawing. who drew it??
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>>83191496
No, that was Zuke.
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>>83191491
hit the diamond is a baseball term referring to baseball fields having a diamond shape
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>>83191472
>she tossed an ice ball in Ocean Gem
>malachite has ice powers too
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>>83187105
410 billion naked jaspers
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>>83191378
that is enough proof Zuke can't deal with porn, even liking it
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>>83191520
>>83191496
Not sure, that hair doesn't look quite Zuke enough to me
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>>83191520
No... It was Hilary. Those are clearly not Zuke's peridot or amethyst
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>>83191452
But why would you want rips of rips? You can do that on your own. It's like being handed a picture and saying "no, I want HIM to give me this picture". It's all the same. It wouldn't be adding anything useful.

>>83191414
>CN will toss money toward her next project with no questions ask.
They'd fucking better.
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>>83191535
>being this innocent
Oh, honey.
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>>83191532
no, all Jaspers must be dressed, all the times
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Na na na na na
You're standing on my gem
You're standing on my gem
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>>83191491
The basketball episode comes later on season 4 or 5.

>The diamonds take their frustrations with each other out on the game almost destroying half Beach City
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>>83191668
Come on and slam.
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>>83191668
If it means new outfits again, I'm in
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I heard Zach Callison mention in a podcast that he and Michaela Dietz acted less crazy when Deedee Magno Hall was around. That she acts like the mother of the trio.

Best mom is REAL and actually sounds like Pearl. And you will never get to hug her.
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>>83191823
must be to give Zuke the hourly positive reinforcement, someone go tell her she is a good kid.
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>>83191668
>>83191768
>various eras of basketball uniforms
>Lapis is in 70s short shorts
Please God.
>>
Why we so dead all of a sudden? Has everyone run off to watch the episode?
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https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/735964801222901760

>>83191823
& more
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>>83190152
>>83190175
>>83190185
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is Summer Of Steven? Its another Bomb? or just the name of the Hiatus
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>>83191227
>More space travel
haha, patience, anon

if next season isn't the Space Season then i'm a faggot
>>
So do we have any info about when the show is coming back or what the next episodes are?

I know we have most of the titles but we don't know the order and I know June 16th is the earliest likely date for the show to return but we don't actually know if it will be that early or not.
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>>83191881
Everyone already saw the episode
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>>83191881
Pg 9 plus lack of content.
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>>83191884
god, she need support, I wish i wasn't a non-supportive kind of jerk
>>
>>83191227
No Need For Greg
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>>83191884
I feel sorry for Zuke. One of her favourite episodes and its been leaked to oblivion.

>>83191895
Name for upcoming schedule of Steven episodes. I don't think we know exactly what it is yet, but it may be multiple Bombs.
>>
>>83191823
place your bets. zuke commits sodoku or dies fapping to lapidot?
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>>83191915
we'll be much more likely to get new info after Hit the Diamond airs

remember how Week of Sardonyx was announced right after the end of Stevenbomb 2?
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>>83191915
Not even Steven Floats has a confirmed date, right?
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>>83191915
Summer of Steven is going to be all Stevenbombs, probably one per month. It'll probably start the 13th or the 20th
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>>83191895
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>The show will continue its third season with “Summer of Steven,” airing from June through August.

We don't know much yet.
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>>83191913
The space season won't happen until Connie gets kidnapped by Homeworld

So the Crystal Gems will have to planet hop across the galaxy, inspiring people and making new friends as they make their way to Homeworld

Only to find Connie has been brainwashed and turned into a weapon designed to kill Steven
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>>83191953
pretty sure In Too Deep was supposed to be the first bomb of the season

don't get your hopes up for more than two bombs for SoS
>>
>>83191651
Daria Lapis is best Lapis.
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>>83191982
This is too edgy for SU as entertaining as it would be.
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>>83191953
>Summer of Steven is going to be all Stevenbombs
You're making things up again, Arnold. That was never said.
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>>83191953
dream god please no

Weekly, we just want weekly, the French bomb was enough bomb to last the rest of the summer just give us weekly starting on June 16th please
>>
>>83192015
Matt said it was
>inb4 Matt the Liar XDDD
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>>83192036
I'd prefer bombs now, just because CN keeps fucking spoiling the show with promos and leaks. At least with the last bomb they left it at 1 promo with barely any spoilers
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>>83191982
you're watching the wrong show m8
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>>83192056
No he didn't. Give me a url. Even a deleted one.
>>
>>83192006
They probably have all of S3 done by now, CN is a bunch of dumbass jews if they don't show at least three.
>>
If Steven and Pearl fuse would they form Rainbow Quartz? Would she be the same Rainbow Quartz and have her original memories? Give me your thoughts, /sug/.
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>>83192119
I like Rose.
>>
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715297235186135045
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>>83192119
They would be Rainbow Steven Quartz Universe.
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>>83192056
But honestly who believes staff nowadays? They are under contract and saying anything can make their ass fired.
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>>83187337
Je-sus Christ

You know, I thought 4chan had grown a little. No, really I didn't. Maybe it was silly of me, but I figured over the years our collective age had risen to maybe 17 or 18. But no, I see posts like this just a little too often and it shatters that concept of maturity i had mistakenly formed.

Friend, it's people like you that cause me to weep at night. I can't sleep. Don't know why. Maybe I don't get the right amount of exercise. My life is pretty sedentary: wake up, drive to work, sit at a computer for 8 hours, drive home, watch some TV, go to bed. I mean I should exercise I guess. But I don't, and so I can't sleep.

I stay awake at night, in my bed. 3, 4 am, I know because I got a big alarm clock and I can read the numbers from 100ft away. I lay in bed and just think about the stupid shit I see posted here. Shit like you just posted about these insane delusions of rock creatures. I worry about where the country is headed, where humanity is headed. Where the fuck can we go when people like you are out there breathing up all the oxygen and just fucking existing. I mean what the fuck is this world coming to? How does this happen?

Where does the blame lie for this kind of thing? Are we failing you in schools? Are parents to blame for this kind of thing? I just don't know. How do we stop this collective retardation of the world? Where does it end? In 5 years and I going to be talking to kids on here who don't believe the sky is blue, or that water is wet? Am I going to have an argument with someone that when you throw something into the air, it will come down?

I'm fucking scared now man, and it's because of people like you. You're the reason I can't fucking sleep, why I'm scared of nuclear armageddon, because it's people like you who vote for that shit. Fucking people who can't even fucking string together a coherent thought and make an intelligent observation.
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>>83192119
My guess? Still a Rainbow Quartz, but with a much different design. None of Rose's memories. Effectively a different person.
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>>83192185
It's literally a joke chill out
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>>83192076
its pretty easy to spoil a bomb for yourself, during the Peridot bomb, promos leaked/were ripped from the main site, everyone who wanted to know knew that Peridot was gonna become a Crystal Gem well before Log Date actually aired

I also think weekly is less likely to cause leaks and promos to accidentally get released because you don't have people sitting on this material for months on end due to hiatus, people are less likely to fuck up, if you give them less time to fuck up within
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>>83192185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UydqWS01g
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>>83192091
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715297235186135045
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>>83192204
>falling for pasta
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>>83192242
>>83192242
>>83192242
>>83192242

TALKBACK THREAD
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>>83192185
This should be a copypasta.
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I DIDN'T WATCH THE LEAK!
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>>83187133
you

i like you
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>>83187337
Lol'd.
Honestly though, Pearl is literally perfect, so any spam of that lion around gif is acceptable.
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>>83192286
nigga we had that last weekend
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>>83192253
>Exactly what the Summer of Steven will be has not been announced yet, though strongly implied. More to come closer to June.

So, you're wrong?
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Fuck it, I'll switch on the tv to SU and have it play in the background. May as well try supporting this how.
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WE
>>
We
by the way
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>>83192254
It isn't a stale pasta. YET.
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WE
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>>83192300
well than u missed out Lapis being a jerk to Peridot, the Rubies playing baseball and Steven imagining his own death while flying
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>>83192186
That's what I think too. Seems like it might be uncomfortable/awkward for the Pearl half though.
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>>83192323
It's strongly implied to be a bomb faggo
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i keep thinking they're saying "in 2d" not in too deep
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>>83187340
>Greg
>not Guitar Hero
>>
Wait is there a stream? I'll watch the ep again
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>>83187284
butt needs to be in the box, otherwise good
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>>83192344
>>83192345
>>83192357
ARE
>>
New opening with Lapis and Peridot when?
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>>83188095
>cg ruby more than any ruby
CG ruby sucks shit as does sapphire
Garnet is amazing despite how terrible her parts are.
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>>83192297
>This should be a copypasta.
Is this a meme? I think I'm out of touch with the youngsters.
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>>83192381
no it isn't

its strongly imply that they will be showing new episodes none stop throughout the summer
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Hey remember to look for new bits that might've been censored
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>>83192381
"""""implied"""""" doesn't mean jack shit, don't get your hopes up
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WATCHED THIS EPISODE LAST WEEK, HAHA
FUCK YOU SUGAR!
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Peridot showing Lapis her sweet
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>>83192423
>>83192445
prepare to be disappointed then
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>>83192438
I feel like if the French versions had been censored the Crew would have pointed this out in an attempt to make people more interested in watching the American release
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>>83192450
If you have a ratings device and don't watch the real airing you're a real pizza shit
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>>83192468
fine then!
>>
Zuke had her pooch screwed, the ratings are gonna be messed up
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>>83192500
Who even has tv anymore though?
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>>83192500
who still has a tv?

also aren't things like the episode sales like on Amazon more important anyway?
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>>83192465
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>>83192496
Or maybe they wouldn't point it out so as to not rock the boat.
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>>83192500
i could have agreed if id did not had to wait months for a fucking episode.
france can have it so can I
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>>83192582
>>83192582
>>83192582
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>>83192571
>rock the boat
Whatever happened to the Gem Sloop?
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>>83189399
Back of the knee maybe?
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>>83192500
>ratings device
who talks like that?
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>>83192541
No, that's animu. Where ratings aren't worth jack shit and it all depends on Blu-rays and merch.
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>>83192541
There's lots of stuff they consider. Nielsen boxes, cable boxes, Amazon/iTunes/Google Play, merch, online discussion (companies care about that too). We don't know how CN ranks things.
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>>83187165
>Completely forgot the bomb had dropped
>Just watched ep 4-6 now

These were some good episodes. Fucking baseball vs Rubies was hilarious.
And what the hell was going on with that gem-eye Ruby who thanked them at the end?

And then steven has fucking float powers! With management he can basically fucking fly!
This is a huge power, he's shaping up to be Avengers-Tier powerful.
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can anybody post link to live stream of new episode?
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>>83189642
I hate the idea of Lapis being anything but a bitch to all of the crystal gems except Steven and maybe Peridot.
I don't even want her to learn their names.
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>>83192615
Nuby Ruby has her Gem on her knee/thigh. But they're talking about CG Ruby. Her Gem is missing from her hand.
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>>83192664
>Fucking baseball vs Rubies was hilarious
Right? Fucking top three of all time.
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>>83192673
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byj5a_su-barn-mates_auto
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>>83187546
This is the cutest thing I've seen in a while.

Happy birdgirl
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>>83192664
Zuke stop, we watched that last week
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>>83192759
They didn't ask for that. But at least post quality shit: https://mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
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>>83189758
lapis is a tourist from the gem homeworld that wandered to earth to slum it up and buy cheap hookers only to drunkenly stumble into a active battlefield and get punch right in the gem.
She then got shoved into a mirror and asked stupid questions she didn't know the answer to before being left in the evacuation of earth and found by a kleptomaniac pearl.
She then spent thousands of years in the pearls attic before she was given to a special needs child to make fart noises at, Then she got released from the mirror, fucked up the ocean in a idiotic attempt at space travel, got her gem healed by steven, and tried to flap her water wings at a fucking vacuum to cross galactic distances only to get kidnapped and brought back to earth by a giantess and peridot.
After surviving a spaceship crash she fused with Jasper turned into a sexy kaiju and spent a year underwater being angsting until she finally got too tired to keep that up.
She was then rescued by the crystal gems and rewarded them by acting like a passive aggressive bitch forever.

I hope that helps.
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>>83190130
>>83190090
Somebody should draw Lapis and Peridot reenacting the Mean Joe Green coke commercial ending with Lapis tossing the jersey followed by bricks at Peridot.
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>>83188202
I fucking want this, sweet lord.
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>>83193018
I'm down with that. You should request it in the new thread or in the drawthread.
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>>83189447
>>83189372

I hope Lars meets Lapis and fancies her at first sight.
Then they can be angsty together.
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