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What the hell does Blood do? Why couldn't the Red Miles have something to do with it? In WV's dream the Red Miles was clearly made from his blood.
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>>83178780
WV was an inconsequential pawn.
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>>83178780
blood pumps through youre veins op
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>>83178780
It turns you into a weak kuck who sucks 8ulges
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In terms of flashy god tier powers, I would imagine Blood would get shit like Red Miles, yeah. At least classes like Witch would.
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>>83178904
>Only males have noses
>Except for Aradia
>Some have claws, some don't
>TEREZI HAS A TAIL AND FACE TENTACLES
WHAT ARE THE RULES GOD DAMN IT
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Finally.

The team up everyone was waiting for.
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>I already read Homestuck. I understand all of its intangible plotholes, and I'm wondering what you did about the arms?

>Basically, when you first read through the archive, you see the original images (no arms, etc.) When you get to a page (such as page 008000) that "reaches back" to retcon some earlier pages, then a hidden flag gets set. From then on if you go back to the earlier pages, they will appear changed. (Archive: Retrieve Arms From Plothole.) There are several different sets of changes.

>This matches the original experience of reading the story live on the website. I may be wrong, but I like to think Andrew Hussie would have done the same if he had more time / certainty about all the ways the website might be accessed - it was easier for me here in the archive where I have more control.

I hope one the story is finished Hussie, or someone working for him, does this to the real one.
Maybe I'm underestimating how complex it is, but surely you should be able to check if the browser accepts cookies and allows javascript, and if so let the retconned pages appear normal until you reach the appropriate point. And if not, just show them how they were originally
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>>83179158
Seriously, if the Epilogue isn't confirmed, the "Ongoing" better mean this is what he's doing
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>>83178780
Jack really did use WV's blood in Cascade, whatever uncertain significance that had in the end.
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>>83179199
>Karkat is going to ruin Universe C with his mere presence
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>>83179199
In a doomed timeline Karkat kicked Bec Noir's ass by overpowering his red miles with his as a fully realized Knight of Blood and commandeering everyone else in the battle. Maybe then he'd be worthy of ending with Dave.
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>>83179038
>stopsignman.jpg
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>>83179158
when i read archivally the arms and password pages acted as just another blurred glance into the future of the type that homestuck is already absolutely full of. it felt intended and not weird at all. serial readers who think it fucks up the experience or whatever are seriously overreacting

the only disappointment is getting all the way through to find out this mystery built up across the whole comic led up to reviving fucking VRISKA of all people. 'shes8ack' as if she ever left
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>>83179038
sonic, papaya, and pearl
AND
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>>83178904
Is this a special ed class AU?
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>>83179038
I'm not seeing any common thread here
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>>83178904
Nepeta reminds me of that Goofy fetish cosplayer.
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>>83179316
maybe the reason none of them look like the same species because they all have different troll versions of down syndrome
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>>83179271
>Rather than being dead weight again, Karkat could have helped end the mess he started by fighting along side Jade and finally doing the bloody thing
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>>83179241
>Homestuck 2.0
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>>83179325
>common thread
Hehe. Because Kanaya and the others are into sewing.
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>>83179038
The world can't handle these levels of autism. This is a dangerous game being played, one that puts us all at risk.

>>83179325
The worst fandoms, together at once.
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>>83179297
Zim!
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>>83179281
I'm not like Liveblogger, thinking it ruins the comic or anything, but I think it's important to distinguish John's powers from regular time-travel.
While everything else exists as part of the eternal paradox space-time, John's acting from "outside" it, and can change what actually happens
I think, for a reader, it's more meaningful if his actions appear to change Homestuck, rather than being another thing that was always going to happen.

There's an argument to be made about whether it's important that a reader gets the full experience, or that John changes the actual Homestuck permanently and irreversibly. Then again I guess the "full experience" would mean reading a few panels a day at random, then waiting three years to finish.
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>>83179325
Pointy hair.
I mean, unless someone's going to point out that Sonic is the Mobotropolis Two Wheeled Device
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>>83179618
conceptually it works better for me if John permanently changes, and always has changed, homestuck. it fits better with the ongoing theme of characters within the story - WV/Exiles, the trolls, Scratch and especially Caliborn/LE and Hussie himself - acting as videogame players and writing the story from the inside in the way that somehow it was also always written due to convoluted timeloops.

in retrospect the fight over who controls the story is pretty clearly the most important conflict of homestuck given how often the reins swing from person to person.
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>>83178904
>everyone are ugly freaks
>besides eri
i aprovve
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requesting vriska grabbing terezi's ass while her huge dick turns into a muscled arm that is trying to strangulate karkat

John and Roxy take care of NEET Calliope who wants her tendies

Dirk, Jake and Jade play soccer

Dave cheating on Karkat and Jade by banging Jane who wears a fake moustache and cat ears

Jack Noir and Ms Paint just got happily married

And Rose is throwing a temper tantrum at Papaya for not being able to make hotpockets
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>>83179903
Equius looks qt
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>>83179864
>in retrospect the fight over who controls the story is pretty clearly the most important conflict of homestuck
How? Who 'writes' homestuck never actually matters
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>>83180005
whoever writes more has/had more influence over how the universe was and is
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I call it 8old and 8rash!
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>>83179325
Pearl and Kanaya are practically the same character
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>>83180223
No they're not, they're just aesthetically similar.
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>>83180263
Not even that.
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>>83180309
I meant that both are the "polite classy girl" archetype, not that they have similar designs. Actually I don't know if the word "aesthetic" can be used for that.
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>>83180223
Pearl is neurotic, reactive and occasionally melts down when her emotions overcome her

Kanaya is largely impassive until her patience boils over.

>>83180375
Not really, no
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>>83180411
DYKES
Y
K
E
S
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>>83179038
These are all drawn really well, I'm considering saving
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>>83180432
>sonic is a male lesbian
It all makes sense
My GOD
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>>83180411
You need to look at their stories though. Both of them have an unrequited love for the fattest character in the story
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[EURODANCE INTENSIFIES]
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>>83180223
Well they both love a Rose
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>>83180510
You mean eurobeat, right?

>>83180533
Oh fuck im retarded

time to off myself
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>>83180559
Dammit. I knew eurodance wasn't entirely on the money.
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>>83180533
holy shit and sonic bones amy rose

THE LINK IS FOUND
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>>83179038
Did Sonic ever get impaled or a hole blasted in his chest before? Because that is the only conclusion I can draw from this
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we're fixing mistakes today
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>>83180570
>>83180586
Nevermind, mystery solved
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>>83180586
>Did Sonic ever get impaled
Only in fanfiction
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>>83180669
Maybe it's because andrew is a faceless entity on the internet, maybe I'm just that bitter.
but I don't feel sorry for him.
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I wonder where he is today.

Probably still at cons, wishing he wouldn't be there, walking in the rows behind Steven Universe cosplayers.
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>>83180692
He fucked up the writing his own damn self, and he has made mad autism bucks off of it, so there's nothing really to feel sorry for.
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>>83180692
you shouldn't
he was hoisted by his own pitard
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>>83178780
I think Blood the Aspect is for people who feel like they don't belong and don't want to be excluded. Karkat has a rough time being social because he's a genetic runt and throughout the entire webcomic nobody REALLY goes full red or black with him. As for what it represents I think it's immersion in a group rather than just unity, but I'd have to check how many people Karkat actually knew before the game.
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ITT: we post our epilogue prediction

>Jake, Dirk and Jade play soccer
>Davepeta comes back and pukes at MSPA Reader's face
>Karkat and Dave start fucking each other
>Jane and Dad start fucking each other
>WV becomes the new leader of humanity, and the carapaces
>Kanaya throws the matriorb into the trash and fucks Rose
>Roxy ditches John for Calliope
>Calliope turns into Caliborn and fucking murders everyone
>at the last scene, we see terezi being sad for several panels until she sees a light and she asks "1S TH4T YOU, VR1SK4?" and then the epilogue ends
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>>83180753
oh fuck, I forgot:

>Ms Paint and Jack Noir marriage
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>>83180692
I don't feel sorry for him
I just wish things were different, because I used to really love his stuff
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[S]Karkat: Reunite with your loving cat and matesprit
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>>83180753
It's funny that I still can't get over how Terezi basically got John to change history so she could enter into an unhealthy relationship with someone she knew was a shitty person
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Are you fucking kidding me right now
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>>83180804
Not her, (Terezi) is happy with her moirail (Vriska) in the dreambubbles, who ceased ot be a horrible person.

She basically condemned an alternate version to be a yesman.
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>>83180802
F8CK OFF
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>>83180866
damn, it's even worse when you put it like that
dreambubbles were a mistake
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>>83180867
you just hate it because she's able to make karkat stop being a weenie
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>>83180753
Rose gets lobotomised, Kanaya spends the rest of her days caring for juicebox
Jade's mind absorbs all the memories of the souls of those lost to the black hole of the green sun and she becomes disillusioned with humanity
John finally becomes truly free and turns into the breeze
Jane kills herself
Dave and Karkat have a healthy relationship until Karkat gets cancer, Dave jumps back in time and is never seen again
Jake grows ever inward, losing himself to fantasy
Dirk becomes a robot
The ring of life slips from Calliope's fingers one day and she vanishes
Aradia just watches
and single mother Roxy soldiers on
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>>83180918
But aside from (Vriska), Nepeta is the Queen of the weenies.
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>>83180586
yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svG0WjG-3s8
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>>83180942
>Nepeta
>weenie
The fuck am I reading?
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>>83180042
after watching the tex talks videos, and realizing that vriska's meta power is to literally steal the spotlight, i can understand why she was brought back. she has a hand in a lot of the negative and positive events of the story, mostly negative pre-retcon, and mostly positive post-retcon.

i still don't feel it's good from a narrative point of view, but it makes sense
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>>83180937
ARADIA
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>>83180972
she never confessed, and she failed to save her moirail from cloun.
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>>83181025
gamzee's op

nepeta's at least as good a fighter as terezi
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>>83180942
and GT karkat is the second least weenie karkat
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>>83181006
>>83181025
>killed an ogre with her claws in the coolest way possible
>she failed to save her moirail from cloun
Equius ordered her to hide. She also broke his promise to try to avenge him.
>>83181025
>gets wrecked by Gamzee
Cloun plot armor.
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>>83180997
I don't know why I opened that .gif expecting Aradia to be riding someone in the cowboy position
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Roxy is an excellent babysitter!
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I AM A LOSER
I AM A KUCK
I AM A FAILURE AS A TROLL
VRISKA WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN ME
LONG LIVE VRISKA
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How comes it that when a character everyone had hype or expectations for, as soon as they fail to live up to that hype or expectations by doing something considered "weak" or just generally failing, that everyone who assumingly was part of the hype for them suddenly turns around and makes fun of said character using another character they reviled before?
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>>83180981
yeah the execution was pretty trash just because the character/joke writing had diminished by that point, but vriska coming back makes total sense to me as a big dumb joke and also the most logical conclusion of the huge self-insertion/story controlling thing that defined homestuck, with a showdown between mary sue and gary stu themselves.
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>>83180981
>he fell for the spotlight meme
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>>83181270
you know that all the complaining about karkat is like one guy, right?
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>>83181292
this post is bad and you should feel bad
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>>83181337
Can't be sure about that. Maybe it's the hot new meme.
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>>83181270
losers in hst did tumblr-level kin relation with loser characters in homestuck, believing that the characters would sort out their loser problems like losers do in other fiction, and let them feel good about themselves vicariously.

but they didnt magically turn into badasses like were used to so all the irl losers are dealing badly with being told indirectly that they actually fucking suck. and they take it out on their characters as an extention/kin of themselves. because they hate themselves. for good reason
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>>83181386
>new
no.
I'm nearly 100% positive the guy who complains about karkat is the same guy who does the karkat/vriska stuff and the (vriska) stuff and the meenah/karkat/vriska stuff.
They all entail the same obnoxious roleplaying
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>>83180956
Holy shit
>tfw Kanaya and Pearl are actually Sonic the Hedgehog rip-offs
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>>83181386
well there you go
it's homestuck, throwing away an entire character's personality to make jokes is par for the course
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Rails obviously don't pail, but to which degree of nudity would they still be comfortable around each other? Is a degree that would be outrageous for moirails?
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>>83181499
we don't really know. a lot of the social taboos seem to revolve around buckets, rather than exposure. it never really comes up
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>>83181499
depends on the people presumably. i know people who fuck their otherwise platonic friends. troll relationships should manifest as differently as real ones do
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>>83181499
Maybe they are comfortable enough to take baths together like siblings do as kids. "Hey, I'll scrub your back for you" "Okay, thanks man. And I got you some no-tears shampoo so it doesn't sting your eyes again" "Sweet <>"
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>>83181499
>equius
>comfortable
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>>83181499
I think comfort level would vary across relationships but casual nudity probably isn't a huge deal when the parties involved have no sexual attraction to each other.
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>>83181577
"Rails don't pail" is supposed to be along the same lines as "bros don't fuck". The point being that yeah, sometimes that happens, but you can hardly still be called 'bros' after that.
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Was this drawn by KC Green?
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>>83181427
so it's a good reason to shit on karkat
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>>83181640
gay bros fuck all the time without feeling any romantic attraction. its like the biggest perk of being gay. fucking your bros all chill like, no big deal
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>>83181386
I've noticed it too, there's one anon who's been projecting super hard on karkat for months now, before the updates he focused on meenkat but now he's all about karkat crying
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>>83181726
Faggots can't be bros with anyone.
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>>83181768
if youve ever been out in a big city youll know this is not true
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>>83181979
Delete This
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>>83182001
Why? Getting nervous on your way to the shipping wall street?
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>>83181979
DELETE THIS

>>83182024
DELETE THIS
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>>83182047
No
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>>83181979
Ha!

>>83182024
>healed left eye
>robot arm
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>>83182070
retcon john is LITERALLY AT THIS MOMENT splitting them up the bastard
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>>83182070
>>83182114
how the hell is the conversation between terezi and karkat supposed to go after this moment?
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>>83182114
Yeah, but remember that awful thing where Dave and Karkat didn't like each other at first, but over the course of time their differences served only created a stronger, more equal bond between them, and how they both still cared deeply for Terezi even if they weren't in a romantic relationship?

CAN'T HAVE THAT SHIT, NOW CAN WE.
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>>83182182
>GU3SS 1V3 GOT BR41N PROBL3MS!
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>>83182182
I think YOU DON'T NEED HIM was in fact just after that convo.
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>>83182232
>gmazee
>taller than skollux
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>>83179025
The idea is that they take after their Luses.
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>>83182232
>(Is floating so as to make hersself look taller))
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>>83182328
Then I reiterate, WHY DOES TEREZI HAVE A TAIL AND TENTACLES COMING OUT OF HER FACE? WHY DOESN'T FEFERI HAVE THE TENTACLES?
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>>83182182
Your interpretation :^)
Aren't you satisfied?
Homestuck in now the story YOU want it to be!
Aren't we glad homestuck is a puzzle some people aren't smart enough to figure out
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>>83182389
are you the one who isnt smart enough
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>hussie tells people he won't commit suicide but then hangs himself to be subversive
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>>83182070
WEENIE
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>>83181979
hahahaahahahaa oh wow
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Man remember that time when we all liked a thing and then it went to shit
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I just went back through everything post-retcon, thinking "Hey, the wounds have healed, I have zero expectations left, those last two animations are some quality stuff, I bet I will enjoy this." Let me tell you, even when you are prepared for it, that ending is fucking awful and made me feel awful.
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>>83182587
Thank god we had so much to look forward to with new thing coming so soon
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>>83182714
>reading some new readers reaction to the comic
>their feelings are basically this
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When will someone copy Sburb concept and make something actually good with it?
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*ziiiiiiiip*
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>>83183028
homestuck truly is the spore of webcomics
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>>83181499
In general, or those two?
Because I don't think Equius would be embarassed at e%hibiting his strong musculature to anyone.
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>>83182071
She's obviously taking a break between FLARPing sessions, and while she's changed out of her Mindfang costume she doesn't want to remove her fake robot arm because it takes ages to get back on
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Which homestuck t-shirt should I buy
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>>83182328
>>83182389
And why doesn't Equius have breasts?
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>>83183221
aries
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>>83183221
Dave's unbroken record shirt
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Anyone got the fic pastebin?
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wake
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>>83182611
Go reread the Caliborn parts. Guaranteed to restore your faith in Hussie a little.
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>>83183641
Caliborn is okay but as a villan setting up English he fails as a threat and considering what happens to the kids, who are supposed to be the main characters, it doesn't really make up for all the bullshit.
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>>83183626
can't wake up
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Rip homestuck
wwalks outta thread for the last time
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shit what was that old shitpost from pre-banishment /hsg/ that went like

hnok honk muthafukas its me gaymze da cloun
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>Latin Homestuck
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=8984
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>>83184175

TG: similis magnitudinis texasis
TG: aut insulae rhodae
TG: semper utuntur comparationibus geographicis ut darent sensum gradi putans significare aliquid nobis
TG: sed nihil refert semper est similis: EI EST FUTUENS INGENS
TG: velut praesidens fax caelestis appetit ere. o sic, quam magnitudino? est magnitudino texasis ere
TG: O STERCE
TG: aut, quam magna? est magnitudino urbis novi yorkis ere
TG: O STERCE
TG: ere cometes est magnitudino penis tuae matris
TG: O STERCE
TG: ere scisne iuppiter
TG: significas planetam?
TG: sic
TG: est magnitudino eius
TG: hmm est magnus
TG: habeo quaestionem
TG: estne iuppiter?
TG: sic ere, terra obsidetur ad verbum a planeta futuenti iove
TG: O STERCE
TG: utique postmodo
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>>83181175
She's not a babysitter though, she's their adopted older sister.
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>>83184175
holy shit man

i've dabbled in learning latin (i know spanish as a second language, so the similarities and cognates are helpful) and i think this might be the perfect learning tool

as it is, i can understand like 3/5ths of each page, so i think switching between english mspa and latin mspa could be the perfect learning tool

i sincerely thank you
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>>83184335
fuck nevermind it appears it hasn't been updated in 2 months and doesn't even get past John dicking around in his house
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>>83184256
PROSTAGMA
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>>83184175
>LUDUS FRATER
>Frotel Rwanda
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Hussie's biggest mistake is making Lord English the main villain and shoving Jack Noir into a joke side character. If we were to modify Homestuck to never include Doc Scratch, the Scratch Intermission, Lord English, Calliope, and Caliborn, and the leprechauns, then we could have had this epic [S] Collide with the kids & Trolls vs Jack Noir
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>>83183641
removing doc scratch is a bit extreme, you could keep doc scratch and le and just make it so the whole thing is dealt with by slick instead of any of the kids

also i forget, why did doc want to make the green sun in the first place?
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>>83184530
>never include Doc Scratch
But
Come on though
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>>83184591
It coincided with his death/his master getting in
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>>83184591
The reason he wanted to make it was because it was responsible for all the first guardian power shit
The reason he wanted to make it then and not during any of his other permutations was because we the reader had to see it happen in order for the story to make sense
Homestuck isn't actually an immersive story
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>>83184787
There's litterally zero evidence for it, but I rationalize that sort of stuff away with the assumption that the Kid's sessions being as fucked up as they are leave more wiggle room. Paradox space can't really clamp down on destiny as hard when the Horrorterrors are actively trying to break their own rules to give the kids the advantages they need to defeat English.
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>>83184977
when was the very last time the horrorterrors were mentioned in the story
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>>83185019
I don't think they were even mentioned in Act 6 Act 6, but I know Dave at least mentioned them in Act 6 Act 5 Intermission 5 (?) when he's talking to Grimbark Jade about time travel.
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MY 8ULGE FOR HIRE
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>>83185068
grimbark jade as usual bringing good stuff
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So... why the fuck WAS Vriska a giant asshole after the john retcon? Wasn't her character starting to develop because right before the standoff, there was a pesterlog with him discussing all the killing and killing Tavros and stuff?
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>>83185019
>Epilogue, Act 1 Act 1 Act 1
>This young squiddle floats in xir reklein bottle. It just so happens that today is the day of this squiddle's emergence. Though it was three kalpa ago xe was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! Three kalpa, for convenient reference, is equivalent to 13 billion Earth years.
>What will the name of this young squiddle be?
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>>83185252
Because HACK.

And that's really about it.
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>>83185260
we were promised a 10,000 page fedorafreak intermission
this is more important than dumb space squids
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>>83185252
Why the fuck was everyone's character basically nonexistent after the retcon? why did people eat it up?
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>>83185339
People didn't. They left the fandom.
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>>83185069
We know how to use a spare bulge!
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>>83185420
>That Feferi
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>>83185420
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>that fic where Karkat stops Feferi and Meenah from fighting by letting them both knot him simultaneously
>that other fic where he does it again

>>83183602
Check the /aco/ thread
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Iida from My Hero Academia is like a G-rated Equius, he's great
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>>83185420
>Did I leave the oven on?
>Man I hope so, I could go for some cookies.
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>>83185478
I need a nude Kanaya looking like this
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Do not bully Feferi.
She is sexy and soft.
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>>83185353
Cute fang!
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>>83185646
>sometipsygnostalgic
Into the trash it goes
She's a hardcore fujoshit, ignore her
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>>83185624
agreed

fef is a fine wwoman
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>>83185646
If I'm gay but I don't like davekat does that make me self-hating or in the closet
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>>83185624
I double this!
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>>83185646
That particularly artist is one of the most stereotypical fat fangirls, of course she'd claim that only homophobes dislike davekat, not that people hate it because it's forced as fuck and came out of nowhere; taking a literal mass retcon to come into being
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>>83185721
>She will never sit on your face after cuddles.
Why live.
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>>83185646

why post this here

shes just some person who can't get anything important going in her life
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>>83185646
This is all the more reason for Hussie to sink that piece of shit past all recognition
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Did liveblogger finish yet? I wanna see her reaction to Collide.
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>>83185646
I pray for our hatebrothers on Reddit. They fucking suck, but even they don't deserve to be so thoroughly taken over by SJWs. No one deserves that sort of fate.
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>>83185648
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>>83185646
>reading the comments
>people outright saying that homestuck needs to be a safe space
For fuck's sake
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>>83185890
>>83185867
>>83185792
What happened?
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>>83183728
He's a terrible villain, but he's a great character.
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>>83185923
Yaoi fangirl bitching about davekat hate
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>>83185923
go on the homestuck subreddit, look for the post with a million comments
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Oh no, what terror, a dead ship!
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>>83185960
what the fuck
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>>83186008
oh yeah, people wanted jadekat cucking
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>>83186032
I DONT GET IT
WHO IS GETTING KEKED HERE
DAVE OR JADE
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The Ships of Homestuck Past
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>>83186058
Dave
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>>83185646

>Complaining about homophobia in one of the gayest communities on the internet

what
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The the relationships that never really were.
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>>83185885
More!
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>can't post in reddit because some people will cry that it doesn't fit their views

and nothing of value was lost
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>>83179038
It's stupid, but it's drawn well. I'm conflicted.
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>>83186125
>tfw terezi never got to taste rose's orange creamsickle
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>>83186075
JadeKat ships always make me feel melancholy since he seems to love her but obviously doesn't deserve her. His cucking is inevitable.
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>>83186182
I think it was meant to be a joke
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>>83186231
Don't worry I did.
That person in particular I see posting in fervent support of Davekat all the time, what the fuck is their deal?
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>>83186240
If he's going to post things, post roxykittens
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what the hell is imzy, and why are all the sensitive homestuck fans going there?
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Once again it's just an instance of literal autistics not understanding that other people have different opinions
They're emotionally and developmentally stunted and can't cope with the fact that people like and believe things that they don't like and believe
Big fucking shocker it happens every day on every website
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>>83186252
tumblr stereotype. Can't handle banter, pushes her views on everyone agressively and cries about everything. Im not going to go on her blog cause jesus christ I dont wanna get cancer but im fairly sure it says "has autism" somewhere
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>>83186384
FullhouseStuck when
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>>83186224
At least we can always fiddle as Homestuck burns.
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Disregard reddit drama, post leijoncest
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>>83186449
sorry all i have is this rampant homophobia
>>
I WAS RAPED
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>>83186481
Thats a nice piece of homophobia, anon
Post more. Im addicted
I need my fix bro
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>>83186494
No8ody 8elieves you, now get 8ack on my 8ulge!!!!!!!!
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>>83186549
sure
remember to vote for trump so he can cancel homestuck, thereby illegalizing gay marriage
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>>83186581
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>>83186614
SUre thing man, im already yelling John "gas the gays" Egberts many names in the air
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>redditors openly talking about their dogshit hugbox

go eat a hollowpoint
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>>83186630
Once again demonstrating how 4chan is the superior organism, forcibly introducing it to another colony results in significant casualties
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>>83186224
> HSG wasting away before the inevitable permaban
> Tumblr's gone to obsessing over Steven Universe and Undertale
> Deviantart is no longer relevant
> MSPAF is kill

And now even Reddit's gone to shit. It was a good run folks.
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>>83186614
Davejade needs to happen because Karkat isn't happy in any relationship, while Jade held out three years
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>>83186703
this

Jade DESERVES Dave, and only kike shills think otherwise
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>>83186699
>implying we wont just move to the trash
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>>83186657
fucking kill yourself
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>>83186691
that's good. make sure you also hoist your confederate flag high up on your flag pole made of anti-vaccination posters
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So was MSPAF an inside job
I refuse to believe that the admins were so grossly negligent that they didn't have at least one recent backup and just let the forums be compromised despite knowing about the attack DAYS before they were deleted
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ARADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Has there ever been a fan adventure HSG has had a part in making?
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>>83186788
give me some more, i need some more propaganda for my klan rally
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>>83186802
Fanventures aren't the style around here, it's more collections of shared headcanons or stories, like metastuck
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>>83186800
shes going to blow!
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>>83186794
everyone knew the ending was shit, including the people who worked on it and did things as far as destroying the forums so hussie wouldn't see the backlash in his own backyard. people only pretend to like how the comic ended, those close to him to make him feel better.
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>>83186794
vriska/ipgd told mspaf to go to sleep on his quest bed so andrew could kill it and make it god tier, but it had an autistic fit and fell off so its dead and thats that
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>>83186800
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
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>>83186816
At the same time, what the fuck is there to do? It's like all the big names either agree with this shit, or they're smart enough to keep their mouths shut.
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>>83186794
>despite knowing about the attack DAYS before they were deleted
Source on that?
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>>83186816
KILL YOURSELF
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>>83186813
here you go, burn a cross for me
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>>83186788
>filename
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>>83186800
This is the dumbest fucking shit but I still laugh every time
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>>83186816
fuck off reddit fuck off reddit fuck iff reddit stop trying to be 4chan fuck OFF
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>>83186852
ipdg probably pushed mspaf off herself.
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god someone HELP
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>>83186880
Yes?
>>
MODS
>>
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>>83186918
It's too late for her.
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>>83186794

were really missing out on some funny reactions to the ending

i wonder if hussie could handle it if the forums were around
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>>83186949
sleep in peace aradia
>>
This is a good black Dave design.
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>>83186976
WE
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>>83186874
The first signs of an attack showed up a few days before the forums blipped
It should have been readily apparent to anyone with a brain that A) something was wrong and B) some action should have been taken
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>>83186976
black dave is a racist stereotype
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>>83186949
>Aradia has been cursed to wake up every morning with a deep hunger that can only be sated by pouring a full box of kellogs into her mouth with milk
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>>83187008
Weird, I tought andrew nuked it on purpose.
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>>83186976
As much as Dave looking like a 90's rapper is cool and all, it doesn't change the fact that it's a visual story. YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING CHARACTERS.
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>>83186699
>It was a good run folks.
well we "won"
>>
What are some good Homestuck artists currently accepting NSFW commissions?
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>>83186976
>A black guy pretending to be a white trash pretending to be like black people

Add the fact that Dave is probably the most self-inserted character and tumblr has a lot og white people so it could even be
>A white person self inserting as a white guy but instead its a black guy who pretends to be white trash who pretends to be like black people
>>
can't believe hussie abandoned us for yet another vapid cunt, but one that appeals to his pathetic fetishes this time

what's that fetish called where they get off to giving away money and being treated like shit? that's what him and ipgd are going through right now
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>>83187055
There is nothing wrong with a design exercise in which ethnicity gets changed. I am well aware that that's not why they are drawing them black, or Asian etc.
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>>83187026
It's weird and complicated
First the forums were "down for maintenance", then you were able to manually navigate by typing in board URLs for a bit even though the main page was gone, then they were down for maintenance again, and now they're just fucking gone
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>>83187070
Angel
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>>83187088
She ironically called him a cuck on twitter or whatever.
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Has tumblr seen this pic yet?
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>>83187151
yeah
ironically
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>>83187131
Anyone else?
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>>83187154
they pull out those essays Andrew made about white people in politics and his tumblr posts
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>>83187169
aw yea
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>>83187151
aren't ipgd and toby a couple? do you think hussie is taking toby's loads to his face figuratively and literally since the release of undertale?
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>>83187195
I thought Toby was inexplicably dating Gigi that makes Cucumber Quest
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>>83187169
Is this loss?
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>>83187154
i legit wonder what they think about it. the joke is not racist at all but tumblrs are surely way too unsubtle to see past the smiling white man saying niggers in caps
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>>83187235
i want to violate tiny vriska
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>>83187235
I don't think this is what "Tiny Vriska" is referring to...
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>>83187154
Why would you fuck with other communities on purpose
Its not even worth it
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>>83187169
>tar baby
LMFAO
>>
"tiny" vriska
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big aradia
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>>83187219
some fan replied to a twitter conversation between them saying they shipped them and gigi sperged out over the concept of shipping real people. toby was like hheh. toby has been niceguy zoned
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>>83187235
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>>83187288
I fucking hate teenage girls with a burning passion and making them unhappy for even a minute gives me a little bit of life in my mostly meaningless existence.

Not even being sarcastic. Bunch of assholes.
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>>83187348
fuck off
kill yourself
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What exactly is mangrit?

Dad Egbert/Crocker and John don't look like they work out or anything, yet their strength is the stuff of legends. Jake had to fend for himself in a hostile enviroment so I guess I am overthinking this am I not
>>
WHO IS DMK?
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>>83187348
>jade of all people disapproving of breeding
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>>83187336
Do you have something you wanna talk about anon?
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>>83187362
It's Problem Sleuth Vim, more or less.
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>>83187387
They fucked up all my favorite mediums.
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>>83187362
I am okay with this fanon ship
so much better than davekat
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>>83186449
Coming RIGHT up.
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>>83187389
>why does Roxy look like a tired housewife
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>>83187389
>>83187348
leave
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>>83187423
?
it's just guy love
there's nothing gay about it
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>>83187336
You are the bigger asshole you know
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>>83187435
CAT
GIRL
(in a skirt)
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>>83187362
>tfw this artist draws john as a noseless Asian instead of cute shota
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>>83187435
>>83185885
>>83186158
Dunno if this counts but I like it
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>>83187437
Keyword tired
Roxy should be happy that John's there to fill her void
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>>83187437
She does have weird wrinkles.
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>>83187505
that is a nice john
>>
>>83187525
last chance to fuck off before i pizza you
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>>83187525
>i dont get why
Yeah, sure
>>
>>83187235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fp0RuyyDMY
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>>83186449
>>83186158
>>83187514
Hope I don't get marked for spam. For some reason I've got a lot of these to dump. Is that allowed?
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>>83187404
Are there any mediums that are now dominated by teenage girl creators that isn't fanfiction and fanart?
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>>83187576
just
post
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>>83187525
here is a (you)
BUT WITH A PICTURE
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>>83187576
>>83186158
>>83186449
Last one.
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>>83187435
based
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>>83187564
>fart on him
Everytime
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>>83187607
awww thanks
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>>83187612
>>83187576

FUCK forgot the picture.
Last one, anyway.
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>>83187564
Hey angel, some guy last night said they were emailing you with a commission, that ever happen?
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>>83187564
>rev being rev
god damn it
>>
>>83187607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UE81f0KbK0
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>>83187643
You're the best anon on the thread right now, doing god's work
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>>83187607
>terezi facing the wrong way

i dont know how this joke doesnt get old
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>>83187564
Well that was something.
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>>83187748
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ-L6O2e9gE
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>>83186481
Huh. I know this artist.

Never thought I'd see her work here for some reason.
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>>83187643
Eh, not quite incest, but an extra for good luck.
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>>83187761
i warned you
you could've fucked off
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>>83187761
This response is way too well thought out for something this trash
and now some fucker will try posting this to reddit
fucking shit why
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>>83187785
>circus music

ruh roh
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>>83187761
wow im so glad youre bringing all this fresh reddit meta content right to my fucking doorstep like the worlds shittiest cat
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>>83187761
strong agreement, which is why i go to this website, instead of that one, and dont read the things on that website
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>>83187761
tw: straight people
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>>83187798
>>83187820
>>83187841
>>83187868
Artist?
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>>83187761
FUCK OFF HOLY SHIT
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>>83187761
Everyone agrees with you, stop posting reddit stuff
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MODS MODS MODS
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davekat is a joke in a joke of an ending. anybody invested in it aside from finding it appealing isn't worth taking seriously
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>>83187876
I suppose they go by the name of Xenon.
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>>83185646
ahahahaha hell fucking yes

The fact that this post was even made gives me immense pleasure
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maybe we should pretend to like the ending to make hussie feel better

but only for a day
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>>83187868
>Jades really, really fucked up hands
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>>83187685
oh yeah, im going through emails right now. theres something that sounds like what was in the thread, i'll respond to it in a moment
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>>83187958
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>>83187973
Reddit's been here since ipgd dropped the news of the ending, maybe even longer.
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time for sleep
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>>83187723
Daw, thanks :33
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>>83188020
>solluxposting but can't read a dead post
some superhacker you are
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>>83188020
Well, you've got a 2 in there at least.

Seriously though what was it.
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>>83187761
>and since then, things have only gotten worse. you can feel the homophobic sentiment permeating the sub, the dismissal of LGBT people's feelings as irrational or irrelevant, the posting and praise of violent fanworks where people are dying horribly just for being gay - without an appropriate trigger warning no less - and the posting of characters like dave and karkat in het ships
Okay, I admit this part made me kek
Shipping bisexual characters with people
of the opposite sex is just as bad as murdering gay people apparently
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>>83188088
Wait, you can do that?? I hope you're not fucking with us.
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>>83188147
there are archives but I dont remember or care
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>>83188088
is this the REAL 2ollux
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Was she right?
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>>83188208
when isnt aradia right
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>>83188208
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>>83188168
How vile.
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1488
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>>83188250
NO
DO
NOT
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>>83188208
No anon, because the Green Sun had to be sacrificed so the most passive class could create the most destructive super massive black hole ever, in order to kill an unkillable demon who should just respawn after being killed anyway, making Aradia wrong despite the fact she should in almost all cases be right about this sort of thing.
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>>83188255
I wonder which Aradia this is.
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>>83188331
Horrid.
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>>83188303
Okay but what if you trapped the demon's soul(s) into a Juju and the Juju was trapped in the black hole
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Bowman?
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>>83188208
Yes
I hope you're all ready for the return of our lord
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>>83188385
Well that would make sen-Oh wait the Juju interacts with people's dreams and was already infecting the multi-verse while being stuck in the void.
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Reminder that Dave destroyed Lil' Cal when he decapitated Union Jack and Lord English doesn't have any way of coming back.
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>>83184256
O STERCE
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>>83188452
Not Cal, the house.
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>>83188390
Repulsive
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>>83180708
I wonder what his class and aspect should be.
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>>83188542
Heir of Rage
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>>83187970
Creampie funtime
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>>83188542
Guard of Cons
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>>83188511
Oh, in which case I would ask why you wouldn't fucking show that, I mean Jesus taint diddling Christ, what the fuck.
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>>83188553
Not FUCKING good.
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>john walks outside
>does this
what did he see?
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8IG
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>>83188296
Why do people who hate reddit not want to help improve it? That's like not helping a drug addict quit drugs because you hate that they did drugs in the first place.
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>>83188725
his retcon self
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>>83188725
The state of /r/homestuck.

Alternatively, Act 7.
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>>83188566
yeah that one
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>>83188735
theyre afraid theyll get cooties
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>>83188725
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>>83188694
I'm glad these versions of Karkat and Nepeta are dead.
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>>83188630
Maybe Hussie thought it would be cool to be ambiguous. Maybe he wanted to leave Act 7 vague so that he could have more wiggle room in writing the rest of Act 6. Maybe despite taking 2 or 3 years or whatever it was, they weren't able to finish animating LE's fate before Hussie decided it was time to end it. We can only guess.
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>>83188461
Bullshit. The Masterpiece happened. The puppet Cal was there. He was banished so that he could never be destroyed and could also always be "already here".
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>>83188786

He was banished to the furthest ring. Then Gamzee pulled him out of there and put him in Dave's dream tower.

Read the comic.
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Lord English honestly should have done more damage, even if they did go for the ambiguous end.

I wanted major character death. Beyond that I really liked Caliborn as a character and didn't see it as fitting to destroy him when all he did was kill ghosts and make some cracks. The old gods have probably done way worse shit across all of time than the places LE jumped to. The ghosts were only there as a fucking bargaining chip on the horrorterror's side in the first place.

fuck those tentacle fucks
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>>83188725
This,
>>83180053
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>>83188725
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>>83188735
People don't actually hate reddit. They like reddit because it brings them entertainment by being full of tools. Reddit is like the token evil people they put on reality shows because they know the audience loves to hate people like that.
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>>83188851
It would need to be written well for that to happen
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>>83186949
>>83187011
i think this is one of my favourite memes from here
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>>83188891
pet them
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>>83188786
Even if the masterpiece did happen, the retcon supersedes and replaces the events that led to that moment. It's over. Lord English is dead.
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>>83188849
So how did killing Union Jack kill puppet Cal? And if the Masterpiece happened after the fight with Union Jack, why would Cal even be able to be banished?
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>>83188786
The Cal that Union Jack had was B1 Cal (pulled from the void by Gamzee), and the Cal that Caliborn had was B2 Cal (the empty "original" Cal) so it is possible that B1 Cal would be destroyed.

I don't know if destroying a Cal would stop it from resurfacing, though.
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>>83187761
>homestuck for gay representation is actually crap

not wrong honestly if you think in terms of the quality of relationships, but this is a problem with how relationships are in homestuck in general. it was kind of stupid how hussie mentioned that trolls were all bi, but kanaya needed to be a 'special gay troll' to express her romantic feelings.
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>>83188851
Caliborn and English can't die. They permanently exist through time loops
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>>83188851
I hope Caliborn isn't actually destroyed forever without even an afterlife or something. He was my favorite.
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>>83188812
Out of character and SHITTY.
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>>83188851
>all he did was kill ghosts and make some cracks
Did nobody read the fucking comic? I know Hussie fucked up on SHOWING what LE did wrong, but we know that he went from universe to universe to universe and engineered their deaths in order to summon himself. He's responsible for the death of many universes, as well as indirectly responsible for nearly every antagonist in Homestuck.
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>>83188952
yeah but homestuck's causal time is ultimately bullshit because wildcards that can and should change the timeline from all angles seem to only appear when convenient.

homestuck as a cyclical series of events is just awkward.
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>>83189005
Karkat looks like a lesbian in this one.
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>>83189010
see >>83189032
it exists for the sake of existing, sure. seeding himself and being the cause of practically all ill will was unavoidable.

there are doomed timelines where shit goes off the beaten path to a point where LE isn't created in those universes, it doesn't matter though.
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>>83189052
he pretty much is
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>>83189010

the characters are all awful or not worth caring about, especially the ones from alternate realities
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>>83188945
all relationships in homestuck are totally dysfunctional with the implied exception of rosemary, davekat and oxygen. thats two healthy relationships for gays and one for not-gays. all the other relationships ever in the whole comic have been AWFUL for both parties. and loads of them have been gay. so gays are doing much much more than fine in this comic. its hard to find anyone who disagrees with this apart from that fat maniac
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>>83188945
I found it kind of weird that she singled out gay ships as ending poorly. Yeah, DirkJake ended badly. So did Karezi and Daverezi and pretty much every ship in the comic except Rosemary, and even that was headed for a bad end pre-retcon since Rose couldn't control her drinking.

Also, why does she ship Terezi with Vriska if she's such a big Terezi fan? Vriska is an emotional leech and Terezi clearly cares a lot about someone who couldn't care less about her; that's really unhealthy.
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>>83189062
doomed timelines are the timelines where the creation of english wasn't possible :^)
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>>83188934

Wow. You are pretty fucking clueless about this timeline.

Maybe you should read the comic?
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>>83189103
Davekat is kinda dysfunctional. It's kind of born out of desperation
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>>83189082
if john retconned karkat into being a girl would it still be gay?
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>>83189135
i thought terezi and vriska were pale for each other, considering vriska doesnt really have the emotional capacity to care for someone else over herself romantically
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>>83189141
I thought this was going to be the whole idea. That doomed timelines are UNNATURAL, and a system incorporated by English being the Lord of Time, and thus able to trap all of existence in a forced loop that'd doom others due to his own selfish desires, and breaking the loop would help heal time.
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>>83189182
At least it'd get the fujoshits more out of the fandom
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>>83189166
Are you talking about Dave/Karkat, or are you talking about Hussie?
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>>83189253
That would have been a very interesting concept. I'm actually disappointed that it wasn't this now.
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>>83188934
>So how did killing Union Jack kill puppet Cal?
Because he blew up I guess. I don't think we actually know what happened to that Cal.

>Why would Cal even be able to be banished?
Alright I'll try to do a quick summary of Cal's timeline.

Lil Cal is summoned from the void into Dave's bedroom on Derse by Gamzee. This Cal is then sent with Baby Bro to Earth. Bro grows up, is killed by Bec Noir, who takes Cal to the troll session, where it gets sent back to Alternia, and eventually ends up in the posession of Gamzee, who will give it to Union Jack. Cal will transfer his essence into Union Jack or possess him or something like that, and then Cal will be discarded, fate unknown.

When the Scratch happened, a "copy" of Cal had to be sent with Dirk when he landed on Earth, however, this Cal is empty because you cannot properly copy a Juju. Dirk will eventually drop Cal into the ocean, where he will be found one day by Caliborn, and then Caliborn will be sealed within Cal by Dirk. Roxy will banish this Cal to the void, where it will be summoned from by Gamzee into Dave's dreams.
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i enjoy that there are levels of disliking the ending

there are the people who literally have no idea what happened and think it was a totally open ending with random scenes that make no sense

then there are people who think theyve totally got it, but its a completely bizarre or impossible theory, and they still dont like it because their theory means the kids never got to the new universe or some random shit

then there are the people who understand the timelines of everything and can see what happened but are still frustrated that so much important shit happened off screen

and even the few people who would have liked act 7 on principle but still think everything after the retcon was shit because it was unfunny and out of character


theres just so many ways to dislike the end of homestuck
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>>83189253
shit and that would have given everyone a lot of motivation to hate him
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>>83188863
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>>83189326
Both. The fact that people somehow pretend it's the greatest thing ever when even Hussie can't keep it going once Jade wakes up speaks volumes
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>>83188775
Maybe he took the idea of HS ending at cascade as "the journey (or reading homestuck) is more important than destination" except the journey thats A6 was unsatisfying and everybody tought at least the ending could be good.
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For as much as we shit on the shallow readers only into the comic for shipping and character interaction, I really like how there are levels of depth that you can look into this shit.

There are still people that have never read the intermission. People that don't understand exiles, or how MWI works in homestuck, but they can still enjoy the comic.
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>>83189408
When we're talking about Act 6, aside from some weak links and one major blunder, the journey is a lot better than the destination.
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>>83189330
>Lil Cal is summoned from the void into Dave's bedroom on Derse by Gamzee.

I don't think that's correct, I think Cal was dreamed up into Dave's room, another copy existing within a separate timeline, which would, ironically be the original all along. Different universes seems largely unaffected by each other's timelines (as evidence by John's retcons always being local events) so a Cal isn't actually existing twice at once.

After all, it doesn't make sense for Cal to be "trapped in the Void" if he literally travels to every single universe he has ever touched by exiting the Void.
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>>83189408
It's clear that Hussie wanted to end the comic as early as Act 5. They even have moments like Vriska's GT clock getting wacked with a crowbar and the kids escaping the comic (complete with an image of all the panels of the comic going back to the first page).

It's just that Hussie by that point already had English and the Alpha Kids in mind, and shit just got out of hand.
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>>83189408
>the journey is more important than the destination
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>>83189408
act 6 honestly repeated a lot of the same beats as act 5 (glitches messing things up, the climax involves resetting everything etc)
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>>83188566
alright
pricing is sent, now we wait and see
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>>83189495
the comic getting rolled back all the way to the first page probably ties to the idea of the scratch being a hard reset of the game/comic. in that case it kind of nakes sense that cascade would be at the halfway point. it was clear he had another big story to tell from the second the act 6 act 1 curtains closed, the only problem was that about a year later it started getting worse
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>>83189524
It was a mixed bag but after john clearing his quest everything went so bad. We were hyped at collide and then... eh.
Not to mention archival readers now have to deal with multiple retconned pannels with no good payoff.
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God, I want more fics of Vriska fucking (Vriska).
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>>83189489
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005931

>TC: as if i'd forget to do my chucklevoodoos to you too.
>TC: TO FUCK UP YOUR DREAMS.
>TC: make your worst fears come alive and get up on their haunts in your naphappy pan.
>TG: what
>TG: what fears
>TC: YOU MOTHER FUCKING KNOW, BROTHER.
>TC: its the fuckin puppet.
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>>83189612
I think that Hussie had way too much fun with the first half of Act 6, but then around Act 6 Act 3 he forgot what he was doing.

Then he realized he had a fandom to run, so we got A6I3 which threw things even more off course, so he cut any ideas he may have had for Act 6 Act 4 and tried to move right onto Act 6 Act 5, including Trickster Mode, which keeps throwing the plot off balance.

Then by the time A66 rolls around, it's too late to fix things and he has to now rewrite half the comic so that the ending that he planned years ago makes sense.
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the ending is from hussie's idea for a year-long comic which he thought he could work into earlier act 6

then he gave up without doing that work so it's bewildering when we finally watched it
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imagine hussie never quit for the megapause, and the same basic story happened but with better, funnier, more in character writing and better art. would you be happy with it?
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>>83189637
With Jade waking up and Collide there was a sense of hope. Then it got crushed
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>>83189700
*gigapause
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>>83189700
Weird as it is, but I'd rather have the current timeline, but have it end with a decent Hiveswap.

I just want Homestuck to be dead and buried so that Hussie can put his time and effort into salvaging Hiveswap. Even after all this, I still feel like there's a good writer in Hussie.
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>>83189700
Imagine hussie never got a girlfriend between his comics duration
Not accusing the two we shouldnt summon, he could have found worse women anyway.
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>>83189700
Other than just better writing, I would still need the retcon to have either not happened or been handled VERY differently, and for the story to actually resolve in Act 7.
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>>83189643
I only have the one
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>>83189682
the problem with a6i3 isnt that it throws anything off course, its just that its long and fanservicey and nothing relevant happens. in fact its a problem that it doesnt throw anything off course, since if you put three or more hours into reading part of a story and its totally irrelevant, thats a bit fuckin baffling
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>>83189637
people were hyped for collide because they were still expecting more

thing is, people say act 7 is shit, and it is, but the main reason people hate it is because that's when it becomes clear that none of the shit people want to see fixed was going to happen

what actually made act 7 really bad was act 6
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>>83189838
Okay but even if Act 6 was better Act 7 would not show us what happened to Lord English which is pretty bad.
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>>83189524
I've noticed this too.
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
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>>83189786
He always had a gf
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>>83189871
oh for sure, act 7 is still a joke
>three minutes on a frog the characters stopped caring about
for fucks sake they didn't even activate the forge, the carapacians just did it themselves
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>>83189932
betel wasn't his gf
would you date a guy who spends every waking moment drawing comics, if he wasn't as popular as Hussie is now?
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>>83189932
When's he going to come out the closest then
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>>83189967
>they didn't even activate the forge, the carapacians just did it themselves
>the kids were literally just hanging out on the lily pad when suddenly the frog appeared
kek
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>>83189932
i found it funny ipgd implied people used to hate betel the same way people hate rachel, but only had that one screenshot of it
and i think that screenshot was an edit anyway
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>>83189967
>>83190003

>hussie expects the readers to care about the plot when the main characters don't

he's such a hack
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>>83190016
I thought the same thing too but HSG proved me wrong, I think they eventually found a reference to it on the penny arcade forums or something.

Regardless, betel was never as widely loathed as halftruth was.
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>>83189467
>MWI
What's that?
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>>83190016
Betel was Jade
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>>83189838
i honestly really like act 7 for what it is and for what it would be as an ending to a comic that hadnt already gotten kind of lost. we were all excited about working out the puzzles in act 5, but the retcon introduced a bunch of plot holes that made a lot of people lose trust in the idea that theres actually an answer to any of our questions. if we still believed in andrews tight perfect timeloop plot we might be more accepting of the idea of a puzzle ending, but as it is even if you work out the 'right solution' too much other stuff still doesnt seem to fit. so whats the point
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>>83190071
many worlds interpretation, I think he means the multiple timelines and how most people don't understand causality is the be all end all
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Reminder that this >>83187820 is a funny joke but >>83187841 is the culmination of horrific domestic violence.
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It's neat to listen to the Cascade/Descend2 beta track. Makes me imagine an entire timeline where you could have pulled off something like Cascade with just the 4 minutes it allows. Hussie really should have kept his stride to simple flashes and one-screen pesterlogs, it worked out way better that way.
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>>83189980
>would you date old huss

yes
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>>83189668
I didn't mean Gamzee didn't do it, I mean Dave dreaming of Cal created an instance of Cal, not opened some portal to the Cal zone through which the Cal that Dirk shoved the LE slurry into physically appeared in Dave's dream room.
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>>83190114
>implying living with Rose wasn't domestic violence
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>>83189980
Betel absolutely was his gf. They went on a cruise together. They were nearly nude together.
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>>83190114
when I first read Homestuck I thought that Mom was really terrifying, there was something about the faceless guardians that seemed really sinister

I guess that perception of her kind of fell apart when she met up with Dad
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>>83190073
So with the ending Huss has been implying that he misses Betel?
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>>83190133
Oh. Yeah, probably, since Caliborn said that Lil Cal would never be found, but will resurface.
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>>83189967
It's such a shame. I saw that frog and the movie-tier animation and thought, "he did it, the madman!" But then the frog was still there - and there, and there, and there... and then we've wasted three minutes of a seven-minute ending. It was a total joy for me to see that Hussie really did find another way to exploit the webcomic medium.

So I turn to the next page aaaand "The End". WHAT THE FUCK?? At least play some fucking music over the damn thing! Make it animated or have a self-portrait of the main characters. That last page is so dry and soulless; that's what ruined it.
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>>83190114
I don't think their fights were actually brought directly into Dave's talk about being raised by Bro, it was more focused on the emotional aspect of being raised in a high anxiety environment with little affection.
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>>83190179
I think they probably have a history but at the time when Hussie was devoting his life to MSPA they weren't together.

>They were nearly nude together.
What are you referencing? I know about the cruise image set, but not this.
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>>83190133
thats just how lord english works. through huge time loops. that was the moment cal made it into the universe from the void, but it could only happen because he was later in daves house and even later found by gamzee.
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>>83190231
It kind of worked, though. It was sterile, bare, lifeless, colorless, simple, cold, mute: it was everything Homestuck was, at heart, in the end.
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>>83190114
>john attacks his dad with a hammer because he got too many cakes for his birthday
>rose threatens suicide in front of her mother
>jade doesn't count
>bro kicks dave's ass
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>>83190114
John repeatedly hit his dad with a hammer.
No wonder Dad endlessly doted on him, he was fucking afraid of John.
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>>83190203
Which is why it doesn't make sense that killing Union Jack would destroy Cal, it was just another instance, completely removed from the original which should still be floating around somewhere in the Void, infecting Universes with an entirely unhampered LE.
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>>83190180
"drunk faceless mysterious scientist mother" is kind of a terrifying character
"tipsy faceless scientist mother hitting on handsome faceless guy and having a picnic with him" not so much
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>all this shit about head cannon races and body types

What about your head cannon voices?
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>>83190297
They don't have to support SJW or violate cannon.
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>>83190284
>Jade, mad from isolation, stuffed a corpse and pretends its someone who showers her with love
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>>83190289
I don't think killing Union Jack would destroy Cal, but I do think that if LE's soul was trapped in the house Juju then he wouldn't be able to be called into more universes.
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>>83190156
Rose's terrible, terrible posture
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>>83190284
>Rose was the legit perfect target for an abrupt 180 "actually those pretend fights were kind of real, Rose you're fucked up and terrified your mother with suicide threats and then she got murdered while you fucked off defying authority, Rose you need help and something is deeply wrong with you"
>instead lol Bro was a abusive molester
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>>83190297
aradias voice is like hearing an angel whisper into your ears

but also kinda high so it almost gets annoying hearing it all the time
almost
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>>83190114
Just you wait for the epilogue, hope you're ready for LONG conversations about how Rose wants to kill herself and how John has anger problems.
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>>83190297
https://youtu.be/hDQV_XfV24Y

my dave and karkat but NOT my john
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>>83190382
Do you guys lack reading comprehension or did you just turn it off whenever post retcon Dave showed up?
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>>83190411
FUCKK

real talk i want nothing but happiness and plot hole filling from the epilogues. NO ANGST
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>>83190382
Rose has been ruined enough thanks
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>>83190297
Karkat sounds like Micheal from achievement hunter.
Eridan sounds like Octopimp's version of him :^)
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>>83190431
Nobody gives a shit about Dave being abused by Bro in what was a super awkward attempt to gay him up for views and add tragedy to what was a perfectly fine joke. Huss has a history of ruining Dave anyways.

Rose was way more obvious as the weird kid who may as well get awkwardly and unnecessarily dragged through the realism mud until she's crying and wishing she was dead.
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>>83190297
Caliborn: Frieza (Funimation Kai dub)
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>>83190431

reading comprehension makes it dumber since any difference from bro dirk has isn't depicted in-story aside from a confirmed sexuality

hussie well-established their shared character traits in the beginning of act 6 and in jake's relationship
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>>83190459
The epilogue's gonna be 413 pages of pictures of Hussie flipping us off.
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THE 8ETA
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>>83190532
We deserve 612
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>>83190506
Oh god that's perfect
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>>83190544
OH SHIT CHECK YOUR EMAILS
I CALL DIBS ON GOD TIERING FIRST
>>
So give me a scale here for Hiveswap. What do you predict? 3/10? 4/10?
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>>83190297
http://breastforce.tumblr.com/post/101259636480/so-theres-this-one-post-going-around-pitching-up
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>>83190502
In a twist, it'll be Jade
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BRO WAS NOT PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE YOU
SHITHEADS

BRO WAS ABUSIVE IN THAT
HE:

did not feed his child
did not tenderly love his child
did not give his child normal attention and parent raising

he made dave really fucking nervous all the time and always made him feel inadequete

bro was not actively trying to make dave feel like shit but all the shit he did was in NO way safe for a developing stable child or healthy for him

child abuse isn't -just- beating your kid everytime you try to touch their nonos
its making their lives a living hell

weve seen dad be a good father
weve seen mom be a good mother
weve seen bec be a good doc
bro was NOT a good guardian figure
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>>83190544
ITS HEEERE
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>>83190506
all caliborn voices that dont sound prepubescent are not canon
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>>83190612
What
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>>83190638
Jade would have been fucking awesome if she end up a bit bent and nasty overall, if still her old self

Just hostile and done with people's bullshit, maybe cracked from 3 years of forced isolation followed by her brain getting shat around by psionics

Just let her be a full fucking Witch and start humiliating the hell out of everyone who pisses her off
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>>83190637
he still sounds like a grown ass man
>>
So Dave is only gay because his homosexual foster father abused him right
That's what I got out of that whole situation
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Dave/Jade
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>>83190643
Okay, yeah, but he was also abusive physically in that he invited him up to the roof and proceeded to physically beat the shit out of him. Ending with him throwing him down the stairs.
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>>83190297
i know a guy who's perfect for krabkrab down to being angry a lot
if i mentioned it to him he'd kill me though
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>>83190643
You're right, but everyone here just wants to shit on everything that Dave does post retcon, so it doesn't really matter.
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>>83190653
different anon who previously commissioned ya, did you get my response?
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>>83190643
That training is physical abuse. Not "get my belt" physical abuse, but "you're going to do that dance number until you get it right, god damn it" physical abuse.
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>>83190643
its like people see how dirk acts towards people and dont immediately see how horrendous that would be to deal with as a child. ninja fights are the least of it
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>>83190544
QUICK TURN ON YOUR TVS HUSSIE'S A MADMAN
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>>83190710
oh
and doc scratch sounds like kevan brighting
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>>83190643
>did not tenderly love his child
gay
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>>83190692
I thought it might go that path, with davepeta telling her to just take and do what she wants
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>did not feed his child
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IN MY AMERICA a kid being tormented by his older brother would be considered PATRIOTIC
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>JADE: THE ONLY REASON I THINK YOURE A NEUROTIC DOUCHE IS BECAUSE YOURE ACTING LIKE ONE NOW!!!
>DAVE: yeah but i only started acting like a neurotic douche like half way through this conversation
>DAVE: you clearly had an axe to grind with me from the start and i want to know why
>DAVE: what did i ever do to deserve this shit from you
>JADE: YOU BROKE MY HEART!!!!!!
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>>83190701
yes
homosexuality and transexuality are triggered by abuses during childhood
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>>83190806
none of this matters
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>>83190806
Awwwwww yeah, thread is saved.
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>>83190755
Hussie was such a bad writer he didn't even know how to make his characters remotely interesting even when he had like 20 chances with each of them

It ended up so incredibly stale and safe
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>>83190716
oh! yes sorry i'll get back to you right now
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>>83190806
WE'RE BACK
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>>83190297
Gamzee
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xaj2fC1jI
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>>83190806
>she didn't just start tearing his neck out with her teeth then and there
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>>83190778
SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>83190778
baby dave is fuckin adorable
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>>83190643

See >>83190778

I imagine Bro just got fed up trying to feed a flashstepping toddler Dave for hours on end.
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>>83190806
>DAVE: GET AWAY FROM HIM!
>tfw dave has a stronger reaction to WV then Jade being evil
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>>83190806
>I stayed up so late that It's already evening and LB is here
Fuck me goddamn ti
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>>83190778
Did you see any food in the refrigerator
Bro was a bad parent but he still wouldn't starve a baby
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>>83190806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh0dLIuIu8
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>>83190843
that bird waited for so many years
just so that one day it could get itself stabbed
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>>83190778
is he feeding him mashed pizza?
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>>83190871
>Baby Dave was as fine as the other 3
>Yet somehow he's singled out for a janky and lame afterschool special episode

Hussie is so fucking dumb and awkward
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>>83190879
Is Dave having a nervous breakdown?
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>>83190879
WV died in Cascade
the Mayor is a meme
>>
See, like, his hobbies are cool and all, and you guess he's got to put his shit SOMEWHERE. But what if you just wanted to heat up a burrito or something?

This kitchen is pretty much useless.
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>>83190709
Oh, come on. That part was meant to be funny. Bro had trained Dave so well at that point he probably ended up with nothing more than a scraped knee.

That said, DIRK could definitely be abusive when it comes to the alpha kids. He's manipulative, violent, clingy, and insincere. I think Bro probably grew out of those things but still felt he needed Dave to either become as strong as him, or surpass him.
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>>83190918
Kind of yeah

He's realizing his existence is meaningless and tormented and he can't stop it
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>>83190918

No he's literally WV's lover.

A lot can happen in 3 years.
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>>83190918
Everything is kind of hitting Dave pretty hard right now
He's dealing with some existential shit
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>>83190917
well it's clear why Dave was singled out
he's the one that the fujos want to see emasculated
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>>83190937
God, they ruined Bro, ruined Dave, and Dirk was always a complete fucking slimeball

I feel so bad for Roxy
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>>83190937
>Bro had trained Dave so well at that point he probably ended up with nothing more than a scraped knee.
Okay but before that, like the training parts where getting his ass tossed down the stairs was probably pretty regular to the point that he could get used to it
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>>83190912
Doritos dust
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>>83190945

This is a pretty bad case of projecting anon
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>>83190918
WV emits radiation. long term exposure turns anyone into a joke character
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>>83190720
it's pretty abusive when a larger, stronger, faster, and supposedly more wise person tells their kid to put on boxing gloves because it's "not abuse when you're both in the ring"
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>>83190937
>That part was meant to be funny.
all the parts were meant to be funny
dave having anxiety is funny
dave's constant terror was played for laughs
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>>83190991
?

Look at the end and tell me I'm wrong
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>>83190983
>Dirk was always a complete fucking slimeball
yeah man hes fucking great
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>>83190778
he's using the puppet, something dave fears, to feed him

he's associating food and care with fear
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>>83190934
if you read wizardy herbert you'd know that hussie considers the idea of heating up burritos in a microwave to be impossible and stupid
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>>83190918
>kanaya still thirsty as fuck for vriska
heh
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>>83191020
I will never understand why Hussie forcibly made serious elements of the story that were clearly meant to be hyperbole jokes, like most of the comic already was as a game abstraction, and then tried to sell it with a straight face
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>>83190297
I know its semi-canon but John will always be bowman in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emlwt1mV2Xg
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>>83191056
She's not exactly a discerning customer.
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>>83190934
>>83190934
>>83190934
>>83190934

REMINDER BRO LITERALLY FORCED DAVE TO EAT SMUPPET ASS AND LEAD FOR FOOD

DAVE
IS
MALNOURISHED
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>>83191056

One of my favorite flashes.

>Every choice is "Yes" and "Of Course/Why not/Hell yes"

Every time.
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>>83191056
ROSE: What if I
ROSE: What if I just
ROSE: Didn't bother doing it?
ROSE: Like, ever?

Are we seriously going to retread literally the exact same character arc
Again
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>>83191091
dude he got apple juice
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>>83191080
>He goes for 10 fucking minutes
Jesus Christ, that's great.
>>
>>83191125
>ROSE: What if I
>ROSE: What if I just
>ROSE: Didn't bother doing it?
>ROSE: Like, ever?
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>>83190612
Never coming out/10
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>>83191125
Welcome to Homestuck!
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>>83191067
it works alright when he sticks to generic, uncontroversial tropes like the reluctant hero
the problem with "Bro is an abuser" is that it comes off as a little preachy like "guys I know you enjoyed dave's and bro's interactions but you should realize that parental neglect is a serious issue with serious consequences"

also it reads like a bad sadstuck fic
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>>83191091
smuppet ass is plump and nourishing. have you tried it anon? i bet you haven't. get a load of this guy he doesn't even devour smutpuppet butts
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>>83191158
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>>83191125
i think hussie just lost track of where he was during his breaks and ended up retreading old ground
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>>83191170
>also it reads like a bad sadstuck fic

yeah exactly

and it becomes JARRING when it's supposed to be taken seriously and at face-value when every other character in the comic has been through the exact same thing
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>>83191125
Bro, this isn't even the last time.

This is just how character "development" works here, characters have problem, characters identify problem, then characters have problem again. No one ever ACTUALLY moves forward and changes.
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>>83191125
>TEREZI: CLOWN HUNT1NG
FINALLY
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>>83191125
No

Because this time she's not going to make any headway whatsoever
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Oh god more shitty swords.

Of course you knew these were in here. You're not even sure why you looked.

If you want to keep any food or beverages in this apartment, you've pretty much got no choice but to hide stuff away in your closet.
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>>83191091
You need protein to be able to move at 500 mph tho.
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>>83191229

>>83191209
Don't even fucking joke
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>>83191187
I like how this has become a meta-commentary on the fact that Rose was likely, in fact, TOO STUPID to actually finish her Land. Literally not intelligent or capable enough of a human being to be able to do her quests. So bad she got a passing D- from Skaia despite being a no-show, just to force her through. It's hilarious as it is pathetic for her.

Even Caliborn, a fellow mentally-challenged was more productive and capable.
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>>83191250
WAIT. I GET IT NOW. THE REASON DAVE IS GAY. IS BECAUSE. THE ONLY PLACE BRO NEVER BOTHERED HIM. WAS IN THE CLOSET
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>>83191275
ha
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>>83191257
>joke

You're a treasure Liveblogger.
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>>83191275
>>
did anyone in the entire story beat the game without some form of outside help?
even caliborn had honk friend and hussie
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>>83191257
>Don't even fucking joke
nobody is joking

we have not once joked

there is no lie or fib or irony here

this is 100% genuine truth and you're a fucking idiot for reading the comic to the end thinking otherwise

enjoy the gaping black hole that forms in your heart when you cross the burning wreck of the finish line, dumbass
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gay.
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>>83191324
Hussie acted as Caliborn's first guardian and Honk acted as his helpful sprite.
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>>83191257
>Jake: ...I want to go back to when i didnt ruin all my friendships and when you didnt hate me
>tfw I know that feel
>>
i guess we all wonder how everything would've turned out if hussie never lost momentum
>>
>>83191324
The Trolls did, for the most part. Terezi cheated through Dave's boonbuck shenanigans, but everyone else worked within the confines of the game.
>>
>>83191257

Question, why do you liveblog homestuck here of all places? What possesses someone to put so much effort into entertaining a bunch of jaded losers on 4chan? Is it just that you're a /co/ regular? Or maybe your girlfriend is a /hsg/ shitposter?
>>
>>83191366
I liked the idea of a dead session being a weird mutant variant to give you variables like that, including up to 15 mini-Lands and your own home planet as a Megaland once you opened it

He just pulled it off stupid and awkward as hell with self-insertions and Chuckles the Idiot Fuckclown Only Hussie Found Funny

For real, he's a nerd and a social outcast so he'll never learn, but I hope he gets with his next failed work that clowns are really not funny beyond a single gag and his fixation on them is embarrassing and uncomfortably sad
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Which character in homestuck would best benefit from sounding like MC Ride
pic maybe related
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>>83191275
Perfect.
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>>83190937
theres no reason to think Bro probably grew out of Dirk's bad traits. if anything, he is more likely to have gotten worse due to Cal
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>>83191444
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>>83191462
yeah, bro never seemed to have any peers he connected with to help him realize his bad habits

even after entering the medium, literally all the other guardians except him met up on grandpa harley's ship. bro was always a loner
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>>83191444
All of them
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>>83191511
>bro was always a loser

fixed
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>>83191426
kanaya had rose's guide
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>>83191348
Smuppets never struck me as a "gay" thing, just extremely indulgent sexual fetishism. You know, like the dudes who get off to dragons fucking cars or any other bizarre perversion. I get the impression that Hussie considered the smuppets to be foreshadowing of Dirk's sexuality, but I'm a little disturbed that homosexuality and degeneracy would be linked in such a way.
>>
>>83191409
Fuck
Me too
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>>83191538
According to HST internal logic, it is now Rose's fault that the trolls fucked up.
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>>83191547
i think it's closer to bro and dirk's need for control

i mean, come on. a puppet fetish? things over which you exert absolute control, that have no agency of their own? especially how bro also did some fucked up shit to them as well (the mini smuppet in the blender)
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>>83191547
Hussie has no idea how to write gay characters, much less any characters

He's a frightened ugly white boy living in a quiet clean safe suburb, gay people are an abstraction on TV to him
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>>83191409
>john/mom is actually happening
Noice
>>83191431
I've been shitposting since before the /fur/ incident. I like the general 4chan community unironically because I'm a jaded asshole too.
I asked if I should liveblog it and people said sure so I do. People seem to enjoy living vicariously through my enjoyment of the comic
>>
>>83190918
Reminder that if Jade was really as evil as Dave told her she could be, she could've just teleported the Mayor right into the lava.
>>
>>83191538
>rose "burnt pocket" lalonde is the reason the trolls gave the frog cancer
it all makes sense now
>>
>>83191580
john and roxy so cute together
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>>83191547
They're a pile of dicks and man ass all rubbing together, with things jutting into each other all over the place. How is that not gay as hell? Also, Mr. T handcuffed to pantsless Chuck Norris.
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>>83191569
>Rose's guide was just "BLAH BLAH BLAH SKIP THIS SHIT AND KILL EVERYTHING ON SIGHT, ROSE'S ADHD GET BAD, GO DO SOMETHING ELSE NOW!"
>>
>>83191569
aw FUCK
that may actually be true
>>
>>83191569
>>83191596
>it's all her fault
>everything
alright now i'm having the mental breakdown
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>>83191596
>Rose LITERALLY gave their universe terminal ass cancer because she can't cook hotpockets
fucking rose
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>>83191580

You've made it to the best ship, Liveblogger. Drink it in.
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>>83191592
no way

that's the same as saying it would be less evil to shoot someone in the head instead of putting them under one of those swinging, lowering blades to maximize terror
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>>83191614
you're not doing much to quell concerns of sexual degeneracy
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>>83191080
headcanon john
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>>83191630
>Rose's instructions for the frog was actually just erroneously copy-pasted hot pocket cooking instructions
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>>83191614
no, they're a bunch of long noses and asses

the basic puppets dont really have any gender. they could be either male or female for all we know

only the ones based on recognizable people have a gender
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>>83191638
Oh no, it's that too. I mean, you can't forget the smuppet snuff.
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>>83191634
IRL lava would burn you to a crisp before you even finished falling. But then again Karkat's whole body stayed intact when Gamze pushed him sooooo yeah you're right I guess.
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>>83191547
they're ironically gay, with hilarious big dick noses and bulging butts, and bro is all about never ever being able to work out the lines between joke and real in his interests or interactions. if you thought you could judge whether the dick love was serious or not you misunderstood.
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>>83191665
>the only reason the frog got away with only a tumor was because the heating instructions were too short
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>>83191665
Karkat
Have You Seen Any Philly Cheesesteak Frogs Yet
No Im Not Sure What That Means Either
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>>83191699
also, it's the medium. it's video game lava (only hot when you touch it)

also i find it odd that the space between planets doesn't suffocate god tiers, but being submerged in oil would
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>>83190716
replied!
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>>83191688
THEY ARE GIANT SCHLONGS ATTACHED TO TWO ROUNDED ORBS WITH PUBIC HAIR. THEY ARE GIANT DICKS, THAT IS THE JOKE.
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>>83191665
>Karkat It Says We Have To Remove The Wrapping And Set It To Heat For Three Minutes
>What Does That Mean
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>>83191724
The Medium and all of paradox space is literally full of infinite magic air that any species in existence can breathe.
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>>83191763
does this mean that, god tier or no, the kids wouldn't be able to breathe in space in the new universe?
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>>83191739
Here's a version with doubled framerate
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>>83191791
Who knows. Who cares. They have infinite teleporting power.
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>>83191820
hot
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>>83191820
Not gonna lie this is how I expected it to end
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>>83191820
Pssst, bro, her vagina is kind of burritoless.
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>>83191820
amazing
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<- MC Chris (circa Hesh, MC Pee Pants)
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>>83191820
>posting davejade when the davekat janitor is around
Asking for trouble man
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>>83191692
well okay
I'm not a gay guy or a niche fetishist so take what I say with a grain of salt
But I feel like if you're a hardcore puppet fetishist then dicks and asses are only incidental to the plush, you know what I mean? Like I've known some dudes that are huge perverts and they get off to dicks from time to time but it's not so much that they're gay as they are just constantly horny and will get off to anything.

Anyway that colored my early perceptions of bro; I thought of him as like a fetish otaku who was constantly searching for the most depraved fetishes. But then Dirk comes along and he's pretty plain and all of Bro's sexual degeneracy gets funneled into Dirk's one notable sexual trait: his homosexuality.
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>>83191929
Those are fingers, not a vagina. Dumb hotpockets can't see the difference, not surprising though.
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>>83191955
dirk was a huge degenerate too he unironically liked my little pony
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>>83191632
That is super cute
>>83191600
>tfw my husband and my wife are my otp
rip
>>83191580
>ROXY: aw yiss
Best Kid NA
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>>83191978
Naw, bro, look closer at the way those lines bend. Look where Dave's hand is. The hotpockets got it right.
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>>83191998
He unironically like rainbow sporty, he doesn't like the show
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>>83191632
I just couldn't get into it. It came too late and didn't have enough family stuff.
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>>83192054
go look at SheathedPencils' other work, that's not how they draw vagina
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>>83192026
>tfw my husband and my wife are my otp
good very good
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>>83192026
the sweet bro and hella jeff about banging your best friends mum was foreshadowing all along
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>>83192136
FUCK
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>>83192057
look into your heart and youll know he did
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>>83192163
in other words its your headcanon
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>>83192065
>family stuff
What the fuck does that mean
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>>83192026
Kek
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>>83192214
this kinda stuff
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>>83192210
no its a fact, its my headcanon that youre a huge faggot
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>the elements of English are also the elements of all of Andrew's work
>English is a piece of ever MSPA, TSO and so on comic
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>>83192260
>THIS IS MY HOLE ITS MADE FOR ME
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>>83192386
looks more like it ISN'T made for him
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>>83192418
He's just not HURR DURRR enough yet.
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>>83192386
>IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. THAT THE INCOMPLETE HORSES. MUST BE RESERVED FOR THE WOMEN.
This little shit
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>>83192386
ddr ddr
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>>83191576
>>83191547
>>83191348
>D4V3 1S TH1S YOUR BRO?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm6hNnWYPP8
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>>83192553
>Dave, Rose, and John vs The Empress, Jade, and Jane
My money is on team evil
>>
bogus roxy did nothing wrong
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>>83192616
>implying that stops me
>>
You guys keep making be sad that Bro was abusive and all the cute art of them really caring about each other in their own weird ironic way is defunct now
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>>83192616
wow i never spotted that but youre right
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>>83192665
based john "trump" egbert standing up for american values
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>>83190297
Kanaya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvyFuP0PvIk
John: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk1Lya2FZYM

That's all I got.
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>>83192735
Can't avert the Egbert
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>>83192665
I'd post the other version of this but I'm worried that the davekat janitor is still here.
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>>83191257
>Don't even fucking joke
Liveblogger:

We haven't been joking this whole time. I wish we were. I wish Homestuck had lived up to its promise. But it didn't.
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>>83192712
I still don't get it
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>>83192768
It's pronounced Egg-bear.
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>>83190655
My headcanon for him is sammyclassicsonicfan
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>>83192616
FUCK I JUST REALIZED
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>>83192830
Jane was a robot, empress was the batter witch and jade is a dog
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>>83192616
DAMN ANDREW
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>>83192841
Can't despair then.
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>>83192886
Back at it again with the white kids
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>>83190653
SOMEBODY REMIND ME WHAT THE CONTEXT FOR THIS IMAGE IS BEFORE THE THREAD DIES
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>>83192830
witch is condy, robot's jane, dog's jade
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>>83192616
>>83192712
>>83192864
>>83192886

the whale is vriska
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>>83192882
And the ship is Condys battleship... wow.
>>
New thread when
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>>83192616
why was john so opposed to an 11 year old having some nice creative fun? why didn't john ever try talking to him peacefully?
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>>83192816
Post it anyways, if he deletes it you can complain I think
>>83192616
>robot and dog
>the ship
Shit I just saw the connection now
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>>83192905
That's a good point, he didn't even care that his dad died.
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Since we're about to fall off I wanted to update my shipping chart
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>>83192957
when this one dies, and not a moment sooner
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>>83192665
>>
What if liveblogger ends up liking davekat
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>>83192977
God your tastes keep getting worse and worse.
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>>83193002
filtered
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>>83192977
why do you want dirk to fuck wv
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>>83193020
Fucking shit
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>>83193002
then we scratch the session and re-do with another liveblogger
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>>83192977
>karkat and davesprite
what
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>>83193045
cloning
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>>83193044
I will pretend to be a new reader
I love Caliborn and thought the retcon was poorly handled, so the people here will approve of me
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>>83193073
BAD
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>>83192977
What's white
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>>83192935
NONE
doodles drew it forever ago and has allowed me to use it for stuff
it was shared in the skypechat mainly
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